Evitar problemas con la indumentaria

Evitar un problema con la indumentaria es más difícil de lo que crees. Desde vaqueros de cintura demasiado baja (que hacen que, cuando te agachas para coger un disco, todo el mundo te vea la raya del trasero) hasta chicas que llevan un sujetador blanco con un top negro, con lo que la luz ultravioleta destaca sus refulgentes pechos, es muy sorprendente la cantidad de cosas que pueden ir mal.

Los sombreros, las bufandas, los ponchos y las barbas postizas acabarán enredándose en tu equipo, o se caerán sobre tus platos. Llevar un disfraz (ya sea de Elvis, de gorila o de Tarzán) puede parecer una buena idea al principio, pero intenta practicar un poco llevándolos un rato antes de empezar a mezclar: quizá tus zarpas peludas o tus gemelos de bisutería hagan que la mezcla sea una pesadilla.

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