CHAPTER XXVII
Jommy Jraddles
IT MAY HAVE BEEN IN CONSEQUENCE OF MRS.
CRUPP’S ADVICE, and, perhaps, for no better reason than because
there was a certain similarity in the sound of the word skittles
and Traddles, that it came into my head, next day, to go and look
after Traddles. The time he had mentioned was more than out, and he
lived in a little street near the Veterinary College at Camden
Town, which was principally tenanted, as one of our clerks who
lived in that direction informed me, by gentlemen students, who
bought live donkeys, and made experiments on those quadrupeds in
their private apartments. Having obtained from this clerk a
direction to the academic grove in question, I set out, the same
afternoon, to visit my old school-fellow.
I found that the street was not as desirable a one
as I could have wished it to be, for the sake of Traddles. The
inhabitants appeared to have a propensity to throw any little
trifles they were not in want of, into the road, which not only
made it rank and sloppy, but untidy too, on account of the
cabbage-leaves. The refuse was not wholly vegetable either, for I
myself saw a shoe, a doubled-up saucepan, a black bonnet, and an
umbrella, in various stages of decomposition, as I was looking out
for the number I wanted.
The general air of the place reminded me forcibly
of the days when I lived with Mr. and Mrs. Micawber. An
indescribable character of faded gentility that attached to the
house I sought, and made it unlike all the other houses in the
street—though they were all built on one monotonous pattern, and
looked like the early copies of a blundering boy who was learning
to make houses, and had not yet got out of his cramped
brick-and-mortar pothooks—reminded me still more of Mr. and Mrs.
Micawber. Happening to arrive at the door as it was opened to the
afternoon milkman, I was reminded of Mr. and Mrs. Micawber more
forcibly yet.
“Now,” said the milkman to a very youthful servant
girl, “has that there little bill of mine been heerd on?”
“Oh, master says hell attend to it immediate,” was
the reply.
“Because,” said the milkman, going on as if he had
received no answer, and speaking, as I judged from his tone, rather
for the edification of somebody within the house, than of the
youthful servant—an impression which was strengthened by his manner
of glaring down the passage—“because that there little bill has
been running so long, that I begin to believe it’s run away
altogether, and never won’t be heerd of. Now, I’m not a-going to
stand it, you know!” said the milkman, still throwing his voice
into the house, and glaring down the passage.
As to his dealing in the mild article of milk,
by-the-by, there never was a greater anomaly. His deportment would
have been fierce in a butcher or a brandy-merchant.
The voice of the youthful servant became faint, but
she seemed to me, from the action of her lips, again to murmur that
it would be attended to immediate.
“I tell you what,” said the milkman, looking hard
at her for the first time, and taking her by the chin, “are you
fond of milk?”
“Yes, I likes it,” she replied.
“Good,” said the milkman. “Then you won’t have none
tomorrow. D‘ye hear? Not a fragment of milk you won’t have
tomorrow.”
I thought she seemed, upon the whole, relieved, by
the prospect of having any today. The milkman, after shaking his
head at her darkly, released her chin, and with anything rather
than good-will opened his can, and deposited the usual quantity in
the family jug. This done, he went away, muttering, and uttered the
cry of his trade next door, in a vindictive shriek.
“Does Mr. Traddles live here?” I then inquired.
‘
A mysterious voice from the end of the passage
replied “Yes.” Upon which the youthful servant replied “Yes.”
“Is he at home?” said I.
Again the mysterious voice replied in the
affirmative, and again the servant echoed it. Upon this, I walked
in, and in pursuance of the servant’s directions walked upstairs,
conscious, as I passed the back parlour-door, that I was surveyed
by a mysterious eye, probably belonging to the mysterious
voice.
When I got to the top of the stairs—the house was
only a story high above the ground floor—Traddles was on the
landing to meet me. He was delighted to see me, and gave me
welcome, with great heartiness, to his little room. It was in the
front of the house, and extremely neat, though sparsely furnished.
It was his only room, I saw, for there was a sofa-bedstead in it,
and his blacking-brushes and blacking were among his books—on the
top shelf, behind a dictionary. His table was covered with papers,
and he was hard at work in an old coat. I looked at nothing, that I
know of, but I saw everything, even to the prospect of a church
upon his china inkstand, as I sat down—and this, too, was a faculty
confirmed in me in the old Micawber times. Various ingenious
arrangements he had made, for the disguise of his chest of drawers,
and the accommodation of his boots, his shaving-glass, and so
forth, particularly impressed themselves upon me, as evidences of
the same Traddles who used to make models of elephants’ dens in
writing-paper to put flies in, and to comfort himself under ill
usage, with the memorable works of art I have so often
mentioned.
In a corner of the room was something neatly
covered up with a large white cloth. I could not make out what that
was.
“Traddles,” said I, shaking hands with him again,
after I had sat down, “I am delighted to see you.”
“I am delighted to see you, Copperfield,” he
returned. “I am very glad indeed to see you. It was because I was
thoroughly glad to see you when we met in Ely Place, and was sure
you were thoroughly glad to see me, that I gave you this address
instead of my address at chambers.”
“Oh! You have chambers?” said I.
“Why, I have the fourth of a room and a passage,
and the fourth of a clerk,” returned Traddles. ‘Three others and
myself unite to have a set of chambers—to look business-like—and we
quarter the clerk too. Half-a-crown a week he costs me.“
His old simple character and good temper, and
something of his old unlucky fortune also, I thought, smiled at me
in the smile with which he made this explanation.
“It’s not because I have the least pride,
Copperfield, you understand,” said Traddles, “that I don’t usually
give my address here. It’s only on account of those who came to me,
who might not like to come here. For myself, I am fighting my way
on in the world against difficulties, and it would be ridiculous if
I made a pretence of doing anything else.”
“You are reading for the bar, Mr. Waterbrook
informed me?” said I.
“Why, yes,” said Traddles, rubbing his hands slowly
over one another, “I am reading for the bar. The fact is, I have
just begun to keep my terms, after rather a long delay. It’s some
time since I was articled, but the payment of that hundred pounds
was a great pull. A great pull!” said Traddles, with a wince, as if
he had had a tooth out.
“Do you know what I can’t help thinking of,
Traddles, as I sit here looking at you?” I asked him.
“No,” said he.
“That sky-blue suit you used to wear.”
“Lord, to be sure!” cried Traddles, laughing.
“Tight in the arms and legs, you know? Dear me! Well ! Those were
happy times, weren’t they?”
“I think our schoolmaster might have made them
happier, without doing any harm to any of us, I acknowledge,” I
returned.
“Perhaps he might,” said Traddles. “But dear me,
there was a good deal of fun going on. Do you remember the nights
in the bedroom? When we used to have the suppers? And when you used
to tell the stories? Ha, ha, ha! And do you remember when I got
caned for crying about Mr. Mell? Old Creakle ! I should like to see
him again, too!”
“He was a brute to you, Traddles,” said I,
indignantly, for his good-humour made me feel as if I had seen him
beaten but yesterday.
“Do you think so?” returned Traddles. “Really?
Perhaps he was, rather. But it’s all over, a long while. Old
Creakle!”
“You were brought up by an uncle, then?” said
I.
“Of course I was!” said Traddles. “The one I was
always going to write to. And always didn‘t, eh! Ha, ha, ha! Yes, I
had an uncle then. He died soon after I left school.”
“Indeed!”
“Yes. He was a retired—what do you call
it!—draper—cloth-merchant—and had made me his heir. But he didn’t
like me when I grew up.”
“Do you really mean that?” said I. He was so
composed that I fancied he must have some other meaning.
“Oh dear yes, Copperfield! I mean it,” replied
Traddles. “It was an unfortunate thing, but he didn’t like me at
all. He said I wasn’t at all what he expected, and so he married
his housekeeper.”
“And what did you do?” I asked.
“I didn’t do anything in particular,” said
Traddles. “I lived with them, waiting to be put out in the world,
until his gout unfortunately flew to his stomach—and so he died,
and so she married a young man, and so I wasn’t provided
for.”
“Did you get nothing, Traddles, after all?”
“Oh dear yes!” said Traddles. “I got fifty pounds.
I had never been brought up to any profession, and at first I was
at a loss what to do for myself. However, I began, with the
assistance of the son of a professional man, who had been to Salem
House—Yawler, with his nose on one side. Do you recollect
him?”
No. He had not been there with me; all the noses
were straight in my day.
“It don’t matter,” said Traddles. “I began, by
means of his assistance, to copy law writings. That didn’t answer
very well, and then I began to state cases for them, and make
abstracts, and do that sort of work. For I am a plodding kind of
fellow, Copperfield, and had learnt the way of doing such things
pithily. Well! That put it in my head to enter myself as a law
student, and that ran away with all that was left of the fifty
pounds. Yawler recommended me to one or two other offices,
however—Mr. Waterbrook’s for one—and I got a good many jobs. I was
fortunate enough, too, to become acquainted with a person in the
publishing way, who was getting up an Encyclopaedia, and he set me
to work, and, indeed” (glancing at his table), “I am at work for
him at this minute. I am not a bad compiler, Copperfield,” said
Traddles, preserving the same air of cheerful confidence in all he
said, “but I have no invention at all, not a particle. I suppose
there never was a young man with less originality than I
have.”
As Traddles seemed to expect that I should assent
to this as a matter of course, I nodded, and he went on, with the
same sprightly patience—I can find no better expression—as
before.
“So, by little and little, and not living high, I
managed to scrape up the hundred pounds at last,” said Traddles,
“and thank Heaven that’s paid—though it was—though it certainly
was,” said Traddles, wincing again as if he had had another tooth
out, “a pull. I am living by the sort of work I have mentioned,
still, and I hope, one of these days, to get connected with some
newspaper, which would almost be the making of my fortune. Now,
Copperfield, you are so exactly what you used to be, with that
agreeable face, and it’s so pleasant to see you that I sha‘n’t
conceal anything. Therefore you must know that I am engaged.”
Engaged! Oh Dora!
“She is a curate’s daughter,” said Traddles, “one
of ten, down in Devonshire. Yes!” For he saw me glance,
involuntarily, at the prospect on the inkstand. “That’s the church!
You come round here, to the left, out of this gate,” tracing his
finger along the inkstand, “and exactly where I hold this pen,
there stands the house—facing, you understand, towards the
church.”
The delight with which he entered into these
particulars did not fully present itself to me until afterwards,
for my selfish thoughts were making a ground-plan of Mr. Spenlow’s
house and garden at the same moment.
“She is such a dear girl!” said Traddles, “a little
older than me, but the dearest girl! I told you I was going out of
town? I have been down there. I walked there, and I walked back,
and I had the most delightful time! I dare say ours is likely to be
a rather long engagement, but our motto is ‘Wait and hope!’ We
always say that. ‘Wait and hope,’ we always say. And she would
wait, Copperfield, till she was sixty—any age you can mention—for
me!”
Traddles rose from his chair, and, with a
triumphant smile, put his hand upon the white cloth I had
observed.
“However,” he said, “it’s not that we haven’t made
a beginning towards housekeeping. No, no, we have begun.‘ We must
get on by degrees, but we have begun. Here,” drawing the cloth off
with great pride and care, “are two pieces of furniture to commence
with. This flower-pot and stand, she bought herself. You put that
in a parlour-window,” said Trad-dies, falling a little back from it
to survey it with the greater admiration, “with a plant in it,
and—and there you are! This little round table with the marble top
(it’s two feet ten in circumference), I bought. You want to
lay a book down, you know, or somebody comes to see you or your
wife, and wants a place to stand a cup of tea upon, and—and there
you are again!” said Traddles. “It’s an admirable piece of
workmanship—firm as a rock!”
I praised them both, highly, and Traddles replaced
the covering as carefully as he had removed it.
“It’s not a great deal towards the furnishing,”
said Traddles, “but it’s something. The table-cloths, and
pillow-cases, and articles of that kind, are what discourage me
most, Copperfield. So does the ironmongery—candle-boxes, and
gridirons, and that sort of necessaries—because those things tell,
and mount up. However, ‘wait and hope!’ And I assure you she’s the
dearest girl!”
“I am quite certain of it,” said I.
“In the meantime,” said Traddles, coming back to
his chair, “and this is the end of my prosing about myself, I get
on as well as I can. I don’t make much, but I don’t spend much. In
general, I board with the people downstairs, who are very agreeable
people indeed. Both Mr. and Mrs. Micawber have seen a good deal of
life, and are excellent company.”
“My dear Traddles!” I quickly exclaimed. “What are
you talking about?”
Traddles looked at me, as if he wondered what
I was talking about.
“Mr, and Mrs. Micawberl” I repeated. “Why, I am
intimately acquainted with them!”
An opportune double-knock at the door, which I knew
well from old experience in Windsor Terrace, and which nobody but
Mr. Micawber could ever have knocked at that door, resolved any
doubt in my mind as to their being my old friends. I begged
Traddles to ask his landlord to walk’ up. Traddles accordingly did
so, over the banister, and Mr. Micawber, not a bit changed—his
tights, his stick, his shirt-collar, and his eye-glass, all the
same as ever—came into the room with a genteel and youthful
air.
“I beg your pardon, Mr. Traddles,” said Mr.
Micawber, with the old roll in his voice, as he checked himself in
humming a soft tune. “I was not aware that there was any
individual, alien to this tenement, in your sanctum.”
Mr. Micawber slightly bowed to me, and pulled up
his shirt-collar.
“How do you do, Mr. Micawber?” said I.
“Sir,” said Mr. Micawber, “you are exceedingly
obliging. I am in statu quo.”
“And Mrs. Micawber?” I pursued.
“Sir,” said Mr. Micawber, “she is also, thank God,
in statu quo.”
“And the children, Mr. Micawber?”
“Sir,” said Mr. Micawber, “I rejoice to reply that
they are, likewise, in the enjoyment of salubrity.”
All this time, Mr. Micawber had not known me in the
least, though he had stood face to face with me. But now, seeing me
smile, he examined my features with more attention, fell back,
cried, “Is it possible! Have I the pleasure of again beholding
Copperfield!” and shook me by both hands with the most
fervour.
“Good Heaven, Mr. Traddles!” said Mr. Micawber, “to
think that I should find you acquainted with the friend of my
youth, the companion of earlier days! My dear!” calling over the
banisters to Mrs. Micawber, while Traddles looked (with reason) not
a little amazed at this description of me. “Here is a gentleman in
Mr. Traddles’s apartment whom he wishes to have the pleasure of
presenting to you, my love!”
Mr. Micawber immediately reappeared, and shook
hands with me again.
“And how is our good friend the Doctor,
Copperfield?” said Mr. Micawber, “and all the circle at
Canterbury?”
“I have none but good accounts of them,” said
I.
“I am most delighted to hear it,” said Mr.
Micawber. “It was at Canterbury where we last met. Within the
shadow, I may figuratively say, of that religious edifice,
immortalized by Chaucer, which was anciently the resort of Pilgrims
from the remotest comers of—in short,” said Mr. Micawber, “in the
immediate neighbourhood of the Cathedral.”
I replied that it was. Mr. Micawber continued
talking as volubly as he could, but not, I thought, without
showing, by some marks of concern in his countenance, that he was
sensible of sounds in the next room, as of Mrs. Micawber washing
her hands, and hurriedly opening and shutting drawers that were
uneasy in their action.
“You find us, Copperfield,” said Mr. Micawber, with
one eye on Traddles, “at present established on what may be
designated as a small and unassuming scale, but you are aware that
I have, in the course of my career, surmounted difficulties, and
conquered obstacles. You are no stranger to the fact that there
have been periods of my life, when it has been requisite that I
should pause, until certain expected events should turn up, when it
has been necessary that I should fall back, before making what I
trust I shall not be accused of presumption in terming—a spring.
The present is one of those momentous stages in the life of man.
You find me, fallen back, for a spring, and I have every reason to
believe that a vigorous leap will shortly be the result.”
I was expressing my satisfaction when Mrs. Micawber
came in, a little more slatternly than she used to be, or so she
seemed now, to my unaccustomed eyes, but still with some
preparation of herself for company, and with a pair of brown gloves
on.
“My dear,” said Mr. Micawber, leading her towards
me. “Here is a gentleman of the name of Copperfield, who wishes to
renew his acquaintance with you.”
It would have been better, as it turned out, to
have led gently up to his announcement, for Mrs. Micawber, being in
a delicate state of health, was overcome by it, and was taken so
unwell, that Mr. Micawber was obliged, in great trepidation, to run
down to the water-butt in the back yard, and draw a basinful to
lave her brow with. She presently revived, however, and was really
pleased to see me. We had half-an-hour’s talk, all together, and I
asked her about the twins, who, she said, were “grown great
creatures,” and after Master and Miss Micawber, whom she described
as “absolute giants,” but they were not produced on that
occasion.
Mr. Micawber was very anxious that I should stay to
dinner. I should not have been averse to do so, but that I imagined
I detected trouble, and calculation relative to the extent of the
cold meat, in Mrs. Micawber’s eye. I therefore pleaded another
engagement, and, observing that Mrs. Micawber’s spirits were
immediately lightened, I resisted all persuasion to forego
it.
But I told Traddles, and Mr. and Mrs. Micawber,
that before I could think of leaving, they must appoint a day when
they would come and dine with me. The occupations to which Traddles
stood pledged, rendered it necessary to fix a somewhat distant one,
but an appointment was made for the purpose, that suited us all,
and then I took my leave.
Mr. Micawber, under pretence of showing me a nearer
way than that by which I had come, accompanied me to the corner of
the street, being anxious (he explained to me) to say a few words
to an old friend, in confidence.
“My dear Copperfield,” said Mr. Micawber, “I need
hardly tell you that to have beneath our roof, under existing
circumstances, a mind like that which gleams—if I may be allowed
the expression—which gleams—in your friend Traddles, is an,
unspeakable comfort. With a washerwoman, who exposes hard-bake for
sale in her parlour-window, dwelling next door, and a Bow-street
officer residing over the way, you may imagine that his society is
a source of consolation to myself and to Mrs. Micawber. I am at
present, my dear Copperfield, engaged in the sale of corn upon
commission. It is not an avocation of a remunerative description—in
other words, it does not pay—and some temporary embarrassments of a
pecuniary nature have been the consequence. I am, however,
delighted to add that I have now an immediate prospect of something
turning up (I am not at liberty to say in what direction), which I
trust will enable me to provide, permanently, both for myself and
for your friend Traddles, in whom I have an unaffected interest.
You may, perhaps, be prepared to hear that Mrs. Micawber is in a
state of health which renders it not wholly improbable that an
addition may be ultimately made to those pledges of affection
which—in short, to the infantine group. Mrs. Micawber’s family have
been so good as to express their dissatisfaction at this state of
things. I have merely to observe that I am not aware it is any
business of theirs, and that I repel that exhibition of feeling
with scorn, and with defiance!”
Mr. Micawber then shook hands with me again, and
left me.