CHAPTER XXIII
I Corroborate Mr. Dick, and Choose a
profession
WTHEN I AWOKE IN THE MORNING I THOUGHT VERY
MUCH of little Em’ly, and her emotion last night, after Martha had
left. I felt as if I had come into the knowledge of those domestic
weaknesses and tendernesses in a sacred confidence, and that to
disclose them, even to Steerforth, would be wrong. I had no gentler
feeling towards anyone than towards the pretty creature who had
been my playmate, and whom I have always been persuaded, and shall
always be persuaded, to my dying day, I then devotedly loved. The
repetition to any ears—even to Steerforth‘s—of what she had been
unable to repress when her heart lay open to me by an accident, I
felt would be a rough deed, unworthy of myself, unworthy of the
light of our pure childhood, which I always saw encircling her
head. I made a resolution, therefore, to keep it in my own breast,
and there it gave her image a new grace.
[But I told Steerforth of what had passed with
Martha. He listened to that recital in perfect silence, and was
evidently moved by it. I thought it moved him to a kind of dread,
like that I had observed in him last night, more than to pity; but
it did move him, and strongly too.]
While we were at breakfast, a letter was delivered
to me from my aunt. As it contained matter on which I thought
Steerforth could advise me as well as anyone, and on which I knew I
should be delighted to consult him, I resolved to make it a subject
of discussion on our journey home. For the present we had enough to
do, in taking leave of all our friends. Mr. Barkis was far from
being the last among them, in his regret at our departure, and I
believe would even have opened the box again, and sacrificed
another guinea, if it would have kept us eight-and-forty hours in
Yarmouth. Peggotty and all her family were full of grief at our
going. The whole house of Omer and Joram turned out to bid us
good-bye, and there were so many seafaring volunteers in attendance
on Steerforth, when our portmanteaus went to the coach, that if we
had had the baggage of a regiment with us, we should hardly have
wanted porters to carry it. In a word, we departed to the regret
and admiration of all concerned, and left a great many people very
sorry behind us.
“Do you stay long here, Littimer?” said I, as he
stood waiting to see the coach start.
“No, sir,” he replied, “probably not very long,
sir.”
“He can hardly say, just now,” observed Steerforth,
carelessly. “He knows what he has to do, and he’ll do it.”
“That I am sure he will,” said I.
Littimer touched his hat in acknowledgment of my
good opinion, and I felt about eight years old. He touched it once
more, wishing us a good journey, and we left him standing on the
pavement, as respectable a mystery as any pyramid in Egypt.
For some little time we held no conversation,
Steerforth being unusually silent, and I being sufficiently engaged
in wondering, within myself, when I should see the old places
again, and what new changes might happen to me or them in the
meanwhile. At length Steerforth, becoming gay and talkative in a
moment, as he could become anything he liked at any moment, pulled
me by the arm:
“Find a voice, David. What about the letter you
were speaking of at breakfast?”
“Oh!” said I, taking it out of my pocket. “It’s
from my aunt.”
“And what does she say, requiring
consideration?”
“Why, she reminds me, Steerforth,” said I, “that I
came out on this expedition to look about me, and to think a
little.”
“Which, of course, you have done?”
“Indeed I can’t say I have, particularly. To tell
you the truth, I am afraid I had forgotten it.”
“Well! look about you now, and make up for your
negligence,” said Steerforth. “Look to the right, and you’ll see a
flat country, with a good deal of marsh in it; look to the left,
and you’ll see the same. Look to the front, and you’ll find no
difference; look to the rear, and there it is still.”
I laughed, and replied that I saw no suitable
profession in the whole prospect, which was perhaps to be
attributed to its flatness.
“What says our aunt on the subject?” inquired
Steerforth, glancing at the letter in my hand. “Does she suggest
anything?”
“Why, yes,” said I. “She asks me, here, if I think
I should like to be a proctor? What do you think of it?”
“Well, I don’t know,” replied Steerforth, coolly.
“You may as well do that as anything else, I suppose?”
I could not help laughing again, at his balancing
all callings and professions so equally, and I told him so.
[“I confess I think it’s in the main a question of
gammon and spinach, as my friend Miss Mowcher would say,” he
returned. “A proctor is a gentlemanly sort of fellow. I don’t see
any objection to your being a proctor. You shall take out my
marriage-license, in case I ever want one, if that is any
inducement, and you shall separate my wife and me afterwards, and
you shall prove my will, if you live long enough.”]
“What is a proctor, Steerforth?” said I.
“Why, he is a sort of monkish attorney,” replied
Steerforth. “He is, to some faded courts held in Doctors’ Commons—a
lazy old nook near St. Paul’s Churchyard—what solicitors are to the
courts of law and equity. He is a functionary whose existence, in
the natural course of things, would have terminated about two
hundred years ago. I can tell you best what he is by telling you
what Doctors’ Commons is. It’s a little out-of-the-way place, where
they administer what is called ecclesiastical law, and play all
kinds of tricks with obsolete old monsters of acts of Parliament,
which three-fourths of the world know nothing about, and the other
fourth supposes to have been dug up, in a fossil state, in the days
of the Edwards. It’s a place that has an ancient monopoly in suits
about people’s wills and people’s marriages, and disputes among
ships and boats.”
“Nonsense, Steerforth!” I exclaimed. “You don’t
mean to say that there is any affinity between nautical matters and
ecclesiastical matters?”
“I don‘t, indeed, my dear boy,” he returned, “but I
mean to say that they are managed and decided by the same set of
people, down in that same Doctors’ Commons. You shall go there one
day, and find them blundering through half the nautical terms in
Young’s Dictionary, apropos of the ”Nancy“ having run down the
”Sarah Jane,“ or Mr. Peggotty and the Yarmouth boatman having put
off in a gale of wind with an anchor and cable to the ”Nelson“
Indiaman in distress, and you shall go there another day, and find
them deep in the evidence, pro and con, respecting a clergyman who
has misbehaved himself, and you shall find the judge in the
nautical case, the advocate in the clergyman’s case, or
contrariwise. They are like actors: now a man’s a judge, and now he
is not a judge; now he’s one thing, now he’s another; now he’s
something else, change and change about, but it’s always a very
pleasant profitable little affair of private theatricals, presented
to an uncommonly select audience.”
“But advocates and proctors are not one and the
same?” said I, a little puzzled. “Are they?”
“No,” returned Steerforth, “the advocates are
civilians—men who have taken a doctor’s degree at college—which is
the first reason of my knowing anything about it. The proctors
employ the advocates. Both get very comfortable fees, and
altogether they make a mighty snug little party. On the whole, I
would recommend you to take to Doctors’ Commons kindly, David. They
plume themselves on their gentility there, I can tell you, if
that’s any satisfaction.”
I made allowance for Steerforth’s light way of
treating the subject, and, considering it with reference to the
staid air of gravity and antiquity which I associated with that
“lazy old nook near St. Paul’s Churchyard,” did not feel indisposed
towards my aunt’s suggestion, which she left to my free decision,
making no scruple of telling me that it had occurred to her on her
lately visiting her own proctor in Doctors’ Commons for the purpose
of settling her will in my favour.
“That’s a laudable proceeding on the part of our
aunt, at all events,” said Steerforth, when I mentioned it, “and
one deserving of all encouragement. Daisy, my advice is that you
take kindly to Doctors’ Commons.”
I quite made up my mind to do so. I then told
Steerforth that my aunt was in town awaiting me (as I found from
her letter), and that she had taken lodgings for a week at a kind
of private hotel in Lincoln’s Inn Fields, where there was a stone
staircase, and a convenient door in the roof, my aunt being firmly
persuaded that every house in London was going to be burnt down
every night.
We achieved the rest of our journey pleasantly,
sometimes recurring to Doctors’ Commons, and anticipating the
distant days when I should be a proctor there, which Steerforth
pictured in a variety of humorous and whimsical lights, that made
us both merry. When we came to our journey’s end, he went home,
engaging to call upon me next day but one, and I drove to Lincoln’s
Inn Fields, where I found my aunt up, and waiting supper.
If I had been round the world since we parted, we
could hardly have been better pleased to meet again. My aunt cried
outright as she embraced me, and said, pretending to laugh, that if
my poor mother had been alive, that silly little creature would
have shed tears, she had no doubt.
“So you have left Mr. Dick behind, Aunt?” said I.
“I am sorry for that. Ah, Janet, how do you do?”
As Janet curtsied, hoping I was well, I observed my
aunt’s visage lengthen very much.
“I am sorry for it, too,” said my aunt, rubbing her
nose. “I have had no peace of mind, Trot, since I have been
here.”
Before I could ask why, she told me.
“I am convinced,” said my aunt, laying her hand
with melancholy firmness on the table, “that Dick’s character is
not a character to keep the donkeys off. I am confident he wants
strength of purpose. I ought to have left Janet at home, instead,
and then my mind might perhaps have been at ease. If ever there was
a donkey trespassing on my green,” said my aunt, with emphasis,
“there was one this afternoon at four o‘clock. A cold feeling came
over me from head to foot, and I know it was a
donkey!”
I tried to comfort her on this point, but she
rejected consolation.
“It was a donkey,” said my aunt, “and it was the
one with the stumpy tail which that Murdering sister of a woman
rode, when she came to my house.” This had been, ever since, the
only name my aunt knew for Miss Murdstone. “If there is any donkey
in Dover whose audacity it is harder to me to bear than another‘s,
that,” said my aunt, striking the table, “is the animal!”
Janet ventured to suggest that my aunt might be
disturbing herself unnecessarily, and that she believed the donkey
in question was then engaged in the sand-and-gravel line of
business, and was not available for purposes of trespass. But my
aunt wouldn’t hear of it.
[“Don’t you contradict, Janet, if you please,” said
she, “or we’ll very soon have you off by the coach to prevent a
repetition of such occurrences. Now, Trot, my dear child, here’s
the supper, and I hope you’ll enjoy it.”]
Supper was comfortably served and hot, though my
aunt’s rooms were very high up—whether that she might have more
stone stairs for her money, or might be nearer to the door in the
roof, I don’t know—and consisted of a roast fowl, a steak, and some
vegetables, to all of which I did ample justice, and which were all
excellent. But my aunt had her own ideas concerning London
provision, and ate but little.
“I suppose this unfortunate fowl was born and
brought up in a cellar,” said my aunt, “and never took the air
except on a hackney coach-stand. I hope the steak may be
beef, but I don’t believe it. Nothing’s genuine in the place, in my
opinion, but the dirt.”
“Don’t you think the fowl may have come out of the
country, Aunt?” I hinted.
“Certainly not,” returned my aunt. “It would be no
pleasure to a London tradesman to sell anything which was what he
pretended it was.”
I did not venture to controvert this opinion, but I
made a good supper, which it greatly satisfied her to see me do.
When the table was cleared, Janet assisted her to arrange her hair,
to put on her nightcap, which was of a smarter construction than
usual (“in case of fire,” my aunt said), and to fold her gown back
over her knees, these being her usual preparations for warming
herself before going to bed. I then made her, according to certain
established regulations from which no deviation, however slight,
could ever be permitted, a glass of hot white wine and water, and a
slice of toast cut into long thin strips. With these accompaniments
we were left alone to finish the evening, my aunt sitting opposite
to me drinking her wine and water, soaking her strips of toast in
it, one by one, before eating them, and looking benignantly on me,
from among the borders of her nightcap.
“Well, Trot,” she began, “what do you think of the
proctor plan? Or have you not begun to think about it yet?”
“I have thought a good deal about it, my dear aunt,
and I have talked a good deal about it with Steerforth. I like it
very much indeed. I like it exceedingly.”
“Come,” said my aunt. “That’s cheering.”
“I have only one difficulty, Aunt.”
“Say what it is Trot,” she returned. [“Out with it!
If the boy feels it to be insuperable,” said my aunt, shaking her
nightcap at the chimney-piece, “one difficulty shall be as powerful
with me as a thousand.”]
“Why, I want to ask, Aunt, as this seems, from what
I understand, to be a limited profession, whether my entrance into
it would not be very expensive?”
“It will cost,” returned my aunt, “to article you,
just a thousand pounds.”
“Now, my dear aunt,” said I, drawing my chair
nearer, “I am uneasy in my mind about that. It’s a large sum of
money. You have expended a great deal on my education, and have
always been as liberal to me in all things as it was possible to
be. You have been the soul of generosity. Surely there are some
ways in which I might begin life with hardly any outlay, and yet
begin with a good hope of getting on by resolution and exertion.
Are you sure that it would not be better to try that course? Are
you certain that you can afford to part with so much money, and
that it is right that it should be so expended? I only ask you, my
second mother, to consider. Are you certain?”
My aunt finished eating the piece of toast on which
she was then engaged, looking me full in the face all the while,
and then, setting her glass on the chimney-piece, and folding her
hands upon her folded skirts, replied as follows:
“Trot, my child, if I have any object in life, it
is to provide for your being a good, a sensible, and a happy man. I
am bent upon it—so is Dick. I should like some people that I know
to hear Dick’s conversation on the subject. Its sagacity is
wonderful. But no one knows the resources of that man’s intellect
except myself!”
She stopped for a moment to take my hand between
hers, and went on:
“It’s in vain, Trot, to recall the past, unless it
works some influence upon the present. Perhaps I might have been
better friends with your poor father. Perhaps I might have been
better friends with that poor child your mother, even after your
sister. Betsey Trotwood disappointed me. When you came to me, a
little runaway boy, all dusty and way-worn, perhaps I thought so.
From that time until now, Trot, you have ever been a credit to me
and a pride and a pleasure. I have no other claim upon my means, at
least”—here to my surprise she hesitated, and was confused—“no, I
have no other claim upon my means—and you are my adopted child.
Only be a loving child to me in my age, and bear with my whims and
fancies, and you will do more for an old woman whose prime of life
was not so happy or conciliating as it might have been, than ever
that old woman did for you.”
It was the first time I had heard my aunt refer to
her past history. There was a magnanimity in her quiet way of doing
so, and of dismissing it, which would have exalted her in my
respect and affection, if anything could.
“All is agreed and understood between us now,
Trot,” said my aunt, “and we need talk of this no more. Give me a
kiss, and we’ll go to the Commons after breakfast tomorrow.”
We had a long chat by the fire before we went to
bed. I slept in a room on the same floor with my aunt‘s, and was a
little disturbed in the course of the night by her knocking at my
door as often as she was agitated by a distant sound of
hackney-coaches or market-carts, and inquiring “if I heard the
engines?” But towards morning she slept better, and suffered me to
do so too.
At about midday, we set out for the office of
Messrs. Spenlow and Jorkins, in Doctors’ Commons. My aunt, who had
this other general opinion in reference to London, that every man
she saw was a pickpocket, gave me her purse to carry for her, which
had ten guineas in it and some silver.
We made a pause at the toy-shop in Fleet-street, to
see the giants of Saint Dustan’s strike upon the bells—we had timed
our going, so as to catch them at it, at twelve o‘clock —and then
went on towards Ludgate Hill and St. Paul’s Churchyard. We were
crossing to the former place, when I found that my aunt greatly
accelerated her speed, and looked frightened. I observed, at the
same time, that a lowering ill-dressed man who had stopped and
stared at us in passing, a little before, was coming so close after
us, as to brush against her.
“Trot! My dear Trotl” cried my aunt, in a terrified
whisper, and pressing my arm. “I don’t know what I am to do.”
“Don’t be alarmed,” said I. “There’s nothing to be
afraid of. Step into a shop, and I’ll soon get rid of this
fellow.”
“No, no, child!” she returned. “Don’t speak to him
for the world. I entreat, I order youl”
“Good Heaven, Aunt!” said L “He is nothing but a
sturdy beggar.”
“You don’t know what he is!” replied my aunt. “You
don’t know who he is! You don’t know what you sayl”
We had stopped in an empty doorway, while this was
passing, and he had stopped too.
“Don’t look at himl” said my aunt, as I turned my
head indignantly, “but get me a coach, my dear, and wait for me
in St. Paul’s Churchyard.”
“Wait for you?” I repeated.
“Yes,” rejoined my aunt. “I must go alone. I must
go with him.”
“With him, Aunt? This man?”
“I am in my senses,” she replied, “and I tell you I
must. Get me a coach!”
However much astonished I might be, I was sensible
that I had no right to refuse compliance with such a peremptory
command. I hurried away a few paces, and called a hackney chariot
which was passing empty. Almost before I could let down the steps,
my aunt sprang in, I don’t know how, and the man followed. She
waved her hand to me to go away so earnestly, that, all confounded
as I was, I turned from them at once. In doing so, I heard her say
to the coachman, “Drive anywhere! Drive straight on!” and presently
the chariot passed me, going up the hill.
What Mr. Dick had told me, and what I had supposed
to be a delusion of his, now came into my mind. I could not doubt
that this person was the person of whom he had made such mysterious
mention, though what the nature of his hold upon my aunt could
possibly be, I was quite unable to imagine. After half-an-hour’s
cooling in the churchyard, I saw the chariot coming back. The
driver stopped beside me, and my aunt was sitting in it
alone.
She had not yet sufficiently recovered from her
agitation to be quite prepared for the visit we had to make. She
desired me to get into the chariot, and to tell the coachman to
drive slowly up and down a little while. She said no more, except,
“My dear child, never ask me what it was, and don’t refer to it,”
until she had perfectly regained her composure, when she told me
she was quite herself now, and we might get out. On her giving me
her purse to pay the driver, I found that all the guineas were
gone, and only the loose silver remained.
Doctors’ Commons was approached by a little low
archway. Before we had taken many paces down the street
beyond it, the noise of the city seemed to melt, as if by magic,
into a softened distance. A few dull courts and narrow ways brought
us to the sky-lighted offices of Spenlow and Jorkins, in the
vestibule of which temple, accessible to pilgrims without the
ceremony of knocking, three or four clerks were at work as
copyists. One of these, a little dry man, sitting by himself, who
wore a stiff brown wig that looked as if it were made of
gingerbread, rose to receive my aunt, and show us into Mr.
Spenlow’s room.
“Mr. Spenlow’s in Court, ma‘am,” said the dry man,
“it’s an Arches day, but it’s close by, and I’ll send for him
directly.”
As we were left to look about us while Mr. Spenlow
was fetched, I availed myself of the opportunity. The furniture of
the room was old-fashioned and dusty, and the green baize on the
top of the writing-table had lost all its colour, and was as
withered and pale as an old pauper. There were a great many bundles
of papers on it, some indorsed as Allegations, and some (to my
surprise) as Libels, and some as being in the Consistory Court, and
some in the Arches Court, and some in the Prerogative Court, and
some in the Admiralty Court, and some in the Delegates’ Court,
giving me occasion to wonder much how many Courts there might be in
the gross, and how long it would take to understand them all.
Besides these, there were sundry immense manuscript Books of
Evidence taken on affidavit, strongly bound, and tied together in
massive sets, a set to each cause, as if every cause were a history
in ten or twenty volumes. All this looked tolerably expensive, I
thought, and gave me an agreeable notion of a proctor’s business. I
was casting my eyes with increasing complacency over these and many
similar objects, when hasty footsteps were heard in the room
outside, and Mr. Spenlow, in a black gown trimmed with white fur,
came hurrying in, taking off his hat as he came.
He was a little light-haired gentleman, with
undeniable boots, and the stiffest of white cravats and
shirt-collars. He was buttoned up mighty trim and tight, and must
have taken a great deal of pains with his whiskers, which were
accurately curled. His gold watch-chain was so massive that a fancy
came across me, that he ought to have a sinewy golden arm, to draw
it out with, like those which are put up over the gold-beaters’
shops. He was got up with such care, and was so stiff, that he
could hardly bend himself, being obliged, when he glanced at some
papers on his desk, after sitting down in his chair, to move his
whole body, from the bottom of his spine, like Punch.
I had previously been presented by my aunt, and had
been courteously received. He now said:
“And so, Mr. Copperfield, you think of entering
into our profession? I casually mentioned to Miss Trotwood, when I
had the pleasure of an interview with her the other day”—with
another inclination of his body—Punch again—“that there was a
vacancy here. Miss Trotwood was good enough to mention that she had
a nephew who was her peculiar care, and for whom she was seeking to
provide genteelly in life. That nephew, I believe, I have now the
pleasure of”—Punch again.
I bowed my acknowledgments, and said my aunt had
mentioned to me that there was that opening, and that I believed I
should like it very much. That I was strongly inclined to like it,
and had taken immediately to the proposal. That I could not
absolutely pledge myself to like it, until I knew something more
about it. That, although it was little else than a matter of form,
I presumed I should have an opportunity of trying how I liked it,
before I bound myself to it irrevocably.
“Oh surelyl surely!” said Mr. Spenlow. “We always,
in this house, propose a month—an initiatory month. I should be
happy, myself, to propose two months—three—an indefinite period, in
fact—but I have a partner, Mr. Jorkins.”
“And the premium, sir,” I returned, “is a thousand
pounds.”
“And the premium, stamp included, is a thousand
pounds,” said Mr. Spenlow. “As I have mentioned to Miss Trotwood, I
am actuated by no mercenary considerations—few men are less so, I
believe—but Mr. Jorkins has his opinions on these subjects, and I
am bound to respect Mr. Jorkins’s opinions. Mr. Jorkins thinks a
thousand pounds too little, in short.”
“I suppose, sir,” said I, still desiring to spare
my aunt, “that it is not the custom here, if an articled clerk were
particularly useful, and made himself a perfect master of his
profession—” I could not help blushing, this looked so like
praising myself—“I suppose it is not the custom, in the later years
of his time, to allow him any—”
Mr. Spenlow, by a great effort, just lifted his
head far enough out of his cravat to shake it, and answered,
anticipating the word “salary.”
“No. I will not say what consideration I might give
to that point myself, Mr. Copperfield, if I were unfettered. Mr.
Jorkins is immovable.”
I was quite dismayed by the idea of this terrible
Jorkins. But I found out afterwards that he was a mild man of a
heavy temperament, whose place in the business was to keep himself
in the background, and be constantly exhibited by name as the most
obdurate and ruthless of men. If a clerk wanted his salary raised,
Mr. Jorkins wouldn’t listen to such a proposition. If a client were
slow to settle his bill of costs, Mr. Jorkins was resolved to have
it paid, and, however painful these things might be (and always
were) to the feelings of Mr. Spenlow, Mr. Jorkins would have his
bond. The heart and hand of the good angel Spenlow would have been
always open, but for the restraining demon Jorkins. As I have grown
older, I think I have had experience of some other houses doing
business on the principle of Spenlow and Jorkins!
It was settled that I should begin my month’s
probation as soon as I pleased, and that my aunt need neither
remain in town nor return at its expiration, as the articles of
agreement of which I was to be the subject could easily be sent to
her at home for her signature. When we had got so far, Mr. Spenlow
offered to take me into Court then and there, and show me what sort
of place it was. As I was willing enough to know, we went out with
this object, leaving my aunt behind, who would trust herself, she
said, in no such place, and who, I think, regarded all Courts of
Law as a sort of powder-mills that might blow up at any time.
Mr. Spenlow conducted me through a paved courtyard
formed of- grave brick houses, which I inferred, from the Doctors’
names upon the doors, to be the office abiding-places of the
learned advocates of whom Steerforth had told me, and into a large
dull room, not unlike a chapel to my thinking, on the left hand.
The upper part of this room was fenced off from the rest, and
there, on the two sides of a raised platform of the horseshoe form,
sitting on easy old-fashioned dining-room chairs, were sundry
gentlemen in red gowns and grey wigs, whom I found to be the
Doctors aforesaid. Blinking over a little desk like a pulpit-desk,
in the curve of the horseshoe, was an old gentleman, whom, if I had
seen him in an aviary, I should certainly have taken for an owl,
but who, I learned, was the presiding judge. In the space within
the horseshoe, lower than these, that is to say, on about the level
of the floor, were sundry other gentlemen of Mr. Spenlow’s rank,
and dressed like him in black gowns with white fur upon them,
sitting at a long green table. Their cravats were in general stiff,
I thought, and their looks haughty, but, in this last respect, I
presently conceived I had done them an injustice, for when two or
three of them had to rise and answer a question of the presiding
dignitary, I never saw anything more sheepish. The public,
represented by a boy with a comforter, and a shabby-genteel man
secretly eating crumbs out of his coat pockets, was warming itself
at a stove in the centre of the Court. The languid stillness of the
place was only broken by the chirping of this fire and by the voice
of one of the Doctors, who was wandering slowly through a perfect
library of evidence, and stopping to put up, from time to time, at
little road-side inns of argument on the journey. Altogether, I
have never, on any occasion, made one at such a cosey, dozey,
old-fashioned, time-forgotten, sleepy-headed little family party in
all my life, and I felt it would be quite a soothing opiate to
belong to it in any character—except perhaps as a suitor.
Very well satisfied with the dreamy nature of this
retreat, I informed Mr. Spenlow that I had seen enough for that
time, and we rejoined my aunt, in company with whom I presently
departed from the Commons, feeling very young when I went out of
Spenlow and Jorkins‘s, on account of the clerks poking one another
with their pens to point me out.
We arrived at Lincoln’s Inn Fields without any new
adventures, except encountering an unlucky donkey in a
costermonger’s cart, who suggested painful associations to my aunt.
We had another long talk about my plans, when we were safely
housed, and, as I knew she was anxious to get home, and, between
fire, food, and pickpockets, could never be considered at her ease
for half-an-hour in London, I urged her not to be uncomfortable on
my account; but to leave me to take care of myself.
“I have not been here a week tomorrow without
considering that too, my dear,” she returned. “There is a furnished
little set of chambers to be let in the Adelphi, Trot, which ought
to suit you to a marvel.”
With this brief introduction, she produced from her
pocket an advertisement, carefully cut out of a newspaper, setting
forth that in Buckingham Street in the Adelphi there was to be let
furnished, with a view of the river, a singularly desirable-and
compact set of chambers, forming a genteel residence for a young
gentleman, a member of one of the Inns of Court, or otherwise, with
immediate possession. Terms moderate, and could be taken for a
month only, if required.
“Why, this is the very thing, Aunt!” said I,
flushed with the possible dignity of living in chambers.
“Then come,” replied my aunt, immediately resuming
the bonnet she had a minute before laid aside. “We’ll go and look
at ‘em.”
Away we went. The advertisement directed us to
apply to Mrs. Crupp on the premises, and we rung the area bell,
which we supposed to communicate with Mrs. Crupp. It was not until
we had rung three or four times that we could prevail on Mrs. Crupp
to communicate with us, but at last she appeared, being a stout
lady with a flounce of flannel petticoat below a nankeen
gown.
“Let us see these chambers of yours, if you please,
ma‘am,” said my aunt.
“For this gentleman?” said Mrs. Crupp, feeling in
her pocket for her keys.
“Yes, for my nephew,” said my aunt.
“And a sweet set they is for sich!” said Mrs.
Crupp.
So we went upstairs.
They were on the top of the house—a great point
with my aunt, being near the fire-escape-and consisted of a little
half-blind entry where you could see hardly anything, a little
stone-blind pantry where you could see nothing at all, a
sitting-room, and a bedroom. The furniture was rather faded, but
quite good enough for me, and, sure enough, the river was outside
the windows, [requiring (at least from me) so much presence of mind
to be looked down at from that height, that when I first peeped
forth and saw the coal-barges underneath, I felt as if I had
plunged out and knocked my head against them.]
As I was delighted with the place, my aunt and Mrs.
Crupp withdrew into the pantry to discuss the terms, while I
remained on the sitting-room sofa, hardly daring to think it
possible that I could be destined to live in such a noble
residence. After a single combat of some duration they returned,
and I saw, to my joy, both in Mrs. Crupp’s countenance and in my
aunt‘s, that the deed was done.
“Is it the last occupant’s furniture?” inquired my
aunt.
“Yes, it is, ma‘am,” said Mrs. Crupp.
“What’s become of him?” asked my aunt.
Mrs. Crupp was taken with a troublesome cough, in
the midst of which she articulated with much difficulty. “He was
took ill here, ma‘am, and—ugh! ugh! ugh! dear me!—and he
died!”
“Hey! What did he die of?” asked my aunt.
“Well, ma‘am, he died of drink,” said Mrs. Crupp,
in confidence. “And smoke.”
“Smoke? You don’t mean chimneys?” said my
aunt.
“No, ma‘am,” returned Mrs. Crupp. “Cigars and
pipes.”
“That’s not catching, Trot, at any rate,”
remarked my aunt, turning to me.
“No, indeed,” said L
In short, my aunt, seeing how enraptured I was with
the premises, took them for a month, with leave to remain for
twelve months when that time was out. Mrs. Crupp was to find linen,
and to cook; every other necessary was already provided, and Mrs.
Crupp expressly intimated that she should always yearn towards me
as a son. I was to take possession the day after tomorrow, and Mrs.
Crupp said thank Heaven she had now found summun she could care
for!
On our way back, my aunt informed me how she
confidently trusted that the life I was now to lead would make me
firm and self-reliant, which was all I wanted. She repeated this
several times next day, in the intervals of our arranging for the
transmission of my clothes and books from Mr. Wickfield‘s, relative
to which, and to all my late holiday, I wrote a long letter to
Agnes, of which my aunt took charge, as she was to leave on the
succeeding day. Not to lengthen these particulars, I need only add
that she made a handsome provision for all my possible wants during
my month of trial, that Steerforth, to my great disappointment and
hers too, did not make his appearance before she went away, that I
saw her safely seated in the Dover coach, exulting in the coming
discomfiture of the vagrant donkeys, with Janet at her side, and
that, when the coach was gone, I turned my face to the Adelphi,
pondering on the old days when I used to roam about its
subterranean arches, and on the happy changes which had brought me
to the surface.