Review

" Babes, bullets, & BIZARRO! Being a 3-foot tall plush teddy bear gumshoe in the crime-infested gloom of Nero City is no FUN unless you're the reader!" --Joe Pulver, author of SIN and Ashes and Blood Will Have Its Season

"A wonderfully ridiculous book by a very fine young writer, who delivers imagination balanced by genuinely caring and adept writing."- Kris Saknusemm, author of Zanesville, Private Midnight and Enigmatic Pilot

"If you grabbed the best elements of Raymond Chandler's literature, wrapped it all in bizarre alien, zombie and furry madness, threw in a few martial arts movies and sprinkled enough one liners on top of it to keep the late, great Rodney Dangerfield satisfied, you might end up with something as good as Garrett Cook's latest-" Austin Post

"Full of crazy situations that make David Lynch look sane"- J.R LeMar, fookyoutwit.com

"It's clever, insightful and bizarre as hell"- Marc Paoletti, author of SCORCH and THE VAMPIRE AGENT

In all the years Xana Scorpio has hunted vampires with her brother, only vampire king Marius has eluded her. Then Marius captures her. He's convinced she has the antidote to a toxin killing his people. Desperate for information to save them, Marius will use every sensual power in his arsenal to get what he wants. Though Xana tries to resist him, Marius is as seductive as he is deadly. She is held helpless by his gaze—and by the surge of desire aroused with his bite....

Former undercover agents Drake and Melody are teamed to run a race along the California Coast for a prize of a million dollars--in 1969 when a million is worth something. The stakes increase when startling events produce fatalities and lead them to ask whether the Cold War with the USSR is about to heat up. Can they prevent the worst from happening while they keep running?

Lillian Morgan is bored with life in a retirement community, but she gets more excitement than she hoped for when a fellow resident drops dead at the bridge table—while holding a perfect hand of thirteen diamonds. Intrigued by the astronomical odds against this happening, she uses her mathematical background plus assistance from her granddaughter and friends to prove that a murder was committed.