22

THE IGNOBLE END OF THE ROAD
rimple a curious-looking hairy-leather
purse made from the entire skin of a small rodent, shaved, with a
drawstring at the neck hole, and the skin of one limb sewn back on
itself as a loop to fix on to a belt. Actually looking like some
bloated rat, a rimple is all the fashion as a coin-bag among the
wayfaring classes.
THE new day and Europe, teeth still
blackened from her morning dose of plaudamentum, met the two
frowsty young lighters as they were arranging themselves in the
stabulary to leave with the first post.
“How was your night in the dog-dens?” she asked a
little tartly.
“Like sleeping inside a sideboard drawer.”
Rossamünd yawned. “I do not fathom how older folk can manage a
single blink.”
Europe simply nodded. That was the sum of her
sympathy. “I will be answering a plea for aid from some sorely put
and well-heeled people from Bleak Lynche,” she explained to the
sleep-deprived pair. “They need help with a gudgeon, wouldn’t you
know. It would appear we are going on a concomitant path, little
man.” Europe looked at Rossamünd pointedly. “So you shall wait for
me as I complete my dealings with the knavery-underwriter and we
shall travel together.”
Rossamünd agreed readily.
Threnody did not even acknowledge that the fulgar
had spoken, speaking only when Europe had left them. “So we are to
do everything she says, are we?”
“Hmm” was all Rossamünd replied as he stretched,
arms in the air, to rid himself of the kinks and knots gained
through his insalubrious night’s sleep.Their arrival at Wormstool
was not expected; the delay of an hour or two would change
nothing.
They waited in the knavery. There, as Threnody
penned a letter to her mother, Rossamünd wrote two of his own, one
to Sebastipole and the other to Doctor Crispus. He told them in
guarded terms of his suspicions regarding Swill and the rever-man
beneath Winstermill. It was worth running the risk of prying eyes
if someone who might be able to do something were to know.
During the delay Threnody decided to liberally
apply some flowery-sweet perfume, splashing enough to challenge the
salty-sweetness of bosmath, Europe’s signature scent.Where she had
procured the essence from Rossamünd did not know, but the funk of
it filled the knavery waiting room.
The morning was well advanced by the time Europe’s
negotiations with the knavery-underwriter were completed. With the
proof of the head she carried in the sack, her prize was paid and
her forearm etched by the punctographist on hand, with another
small cruciform of monster blood. One less monster to trouble the
lives of man. Consequently the three left with the third post of
the day.
“It’s a post-and-six,” Threnody declared
optimistically. “We should make good time.”
Leaving the missives with the knavery-clerks, to
whom they paid 4g a letter to have them properly sealed, they
ventured out under a flat gray sky to the cheerful, unseasonal
warbling of a magpie. The carriage was badly sprung and very noisy,
rendering conversation below a constant shout impossible. For
Rossamünd this was a small mercy, filling the frosty, aromatic
silence between fulgar and wit with welcome clamor.
Across the Sourspan and over the Bittermere the
lentum-and-six jerked and shuddered uncomfortably. No longer
following a watercourse, the Wormway traversed hill and dale, the
apex of most rises giving Rossamünd a grand view of the land
about.The green upon the downs was grayer, the trees sprouting from
them sparse and gnarled, growing in the shadows of enormous granite
boulders lichen-blotched and anciently weathered. Indeed, the
entire quality of the land declined markedly only a few leagues
east of the Bittermere. There was a rumor of loneliness here,
Rossamünd growing more certain of it the farther the lentum carried
them—an absence of people, yet an absence of monsters too. In the
struggle to possess it, the land had become useless to both.
They passed Bitterbolt and watered horses at the
sturdy sprawling fortalice of Mirthalt. There the lighters wore
dogged expressions and barely reacted to the premature advent of
the young lighters.
They arrived at Compostor in the mist of day’s end.
Bigger than Hinkerseigh, it was built on a broad hill, its curtain
walls descending into foggy vales on all sides. There was a genuine
air of money in this small city of long, broad avenues of stately
sycamores and multistoried manors, of wide parks as green and tame
as the land without was gray and wild.
“Tonight we shall stay somewhere out of the way,”
Europe pronounced as they were granted entry to the city by the
heavy-harnessed watch. She directed the lentermen to a hostelry
called the Wayward Chair. From the outside it was a modest
establishment, but the room proved of a high standard at odds with
the humble façade. Regardless, Threnody oozed dissatisfaction.
Throughout the leg from the Brisking Cat to here, she had sat
gingerly, leaning forward to spare herself the bumping of the
carriage seat. Now she looked terribly wayworn and irritated,
lagging behind as they were shown to their rooms by a pucker-faced
bower maid.
They were successfully installed in the apartment:
luggage deposited, beds turned, the fire stoked, food brought and
Europe’s treacle brewing in the kitchens. Without a word, Threnody
exited the room, her makings in hand, slamming the door as she
left.
“I don’t know what ails her.” Rossamünd felt he
needed to apologize.
“It is just night-pains, little man.”
“Night-pains?”
“Indeed.” Europe sat in a glossy leather recliner
before the hearth. “All lahzars must endure them and wits more so
than fulgars. It is the cost of having these unusual organs
inside—the price of power, if you like. A little bit of justice, I
do not doubt some might think.”
After about as much time as it took to brew
plaudamentum the girl returned, still in foul spirits. She stomped
right past the two, glaring at them both, and disappeared into the
adjoining room where a bower maid was turning down the beds.There
was a shout and the maid hurried out, looking even more puckered
and near tears.
“That will be all, my dear,” Europe said, handing
the quickly brightening maid a whole sou. “You may go.”
Listening to the thump and bluster of the girl in
the bedroom, Rossamünd asked, “Miss Europe? How can we stop Swill
and the Master-of-Clerks?”
“I have warned that Saphine lass you may remember
from the Cat, and you have written your letters.” Europe peered at
him, her hazel eyes intent, thoughtful. “Beyond that there is not
much else, and even what we have is insubstantial. I think you will
find it very hard to lay a solid accusation against Swill or his
clerk-master. If they have been able to carry on as black habilists
right under the lighters’ feet, then you may be certain, Rossamünd,
they will have all traces of their dabblings well in hand and can
easily obliterate any trails that might lead to them.”
“But I fought with their rever-man!” Rossamünd
persisted. “I saw the flayed skin! There—there was even that
butcher’s truck that smelled of swine’s lard, just like Poundinch
used to hide in his cargo, that’s why the Trought attacked!”
“At this instant it would be what you say against
what they would say,” Europe countered calmly.
“But we have Sebastipole! No one doubts a
falseman!”
The fulgar took a deep breath. “And I am sure they
would have a falseman of their own. Use one falseman to cancel the
other out—typical Imperial politics.”
“Who can stop them, then?” Rossamünd despaired, an
image of Laudibus Pile’s sneering face looming in his
imagination.
“Well, it certainly won’t be you, little
man, will it—sent out here at their very behest?”
“No.” Rossamünd hung his head.
“And with Whympre the current lord of Winstermill,”
Europe continued, pressing the point, “I cannot see how they will
be stopped in a hurry.”
“You could, Miss Europe.”
Europe laughed a strange, sardonic laugh. “Oh,
little man!” she sighed. “Rescuing empires from their own
corruption is not my game. You’ll just have to trust that all
wicked things bring themselves to an end in the end.”
“But who says what is wicked?” Rossamünd
blurted.
“Enough now,” the fulgar said with sudden
impatience. “You wax too philosophical for weary travelers.”
The young lighter ducked his head in apology.
“Do not speak of these things to another, do you
understand me?” Europe said sharply. “They will not believe you,
and word of any loose talk or unguarded accusation might find its
way to the wrong ears.”
“Aye, Miss Europe.” The young lighter retreated to
his comfortable bed. He slept eventually. His last sight through
the door ajar was the motionless fulgar lost in her unfathomable
recollections before the dying embers in the hearth.
The new-morning world was sunk in fog. The
lenterman was cautious and they left Compostor at a measured crawl.
Threnody’s wind had improved little since yesternight and she dozed
and stared out the opposite window and said naught.
There was little to see from the window but
fathomless gray until the lentum slowly crested a hill and drew
clear of the obscuring shroud. Rossamünd was graced with a view
that until now he never knew possible: all about was a puffy lake
of cloud, glowing a russet golden-white in the climbing light,
lapping at the contours of spur and gully as an ocean touches the
sandy shore. Other hilltops poked through and made dark islands in
this stark fog sea. On one pinnacle about a mile distant, Rossamünd
thought for a moment he spied movement. He looked closer and saw a
large, longlimbed something gamboling in the clear, cold dawn
looking for all the world to be hooting at the glaring day-orb. It
must have been very tall indeed to be visible from so far, but as
he went to call his fellow travelers’ attention to it, the carriage
descended into the murk and the unsettling sight was
obliterated.
“Such things are common here,” Europe said in
answer to his hurried, hollered description. “This remains true
ditchland, whatever maps might say. Here monsters have free rein
and are stopped only by walls and vigilance—and me,” she finished,
a twinkle in her eye.
The brume persisted for much of the first half of
the day, lifting only slightly to hang above as a somber, drizzling
blanket. In the haze loomed the Wight, raised where two trunk-roads
met with the highway.The fortress-city had grown rich on tolls
extracted from grain trains coming down from Sulk and luxury
trading caravans going north. Negotiating its streets, Rossamünd
saw that the military very much intruded on the public: watchtowers
in municipal squares, barracks fronting a common park with its
soldiers monopolizing the green for their evolutions. Nevertheless,
women in tentlike dresses promenaded with parasols and met with men
in finest silks. Together these would take their spiced and scented
infusions in public places of high fashion and then be carried home
in gilt, leather-covered mule-litters.
Insisting on a change of carriage as well as team,
Europe took them to a tiny corner shop known as a small-market or
kettle. It was a cluttered affair, full of such a disparity of
goods that it took Rossamünd some time to even orient himself
before being able to decide on purchases.With much of his
money—almost a full year’s worth—still encumbering his wallet,
Rossamünd first bought a fine black thrice-high with satin-trimmed
edges. It squatted rebelliously on his bandage, refusing to sit
right, and became so annoying he removed the dressing so that the
hat might fit as it should.
“I don’t know the nature of the wound you had,”
declared Threnody, peering at his scalp, “but there is no evidence
of it now.”
Rossamünd also purchased a quarter of a rind of his
old favorite—fortified sack cheese; a small jar of preserved
apricots; dried fruits; half a cured pork sausage; and
boschenbread. This last was just like from home: golden-dark and
doughy, with a scrumptious hint of ginger.Verline had made
boschenbread every Bookday, enough for every foundling. He carried
two pounds of the stuff away in a big brown bag and shared it
liberally with a quietly amused Europe, with Threnody—who declared
she did not like it and left her piece barely nibbled—and even the
bemused lentermen.
A new lentum took them out of Wightfastseigh. The
replacement carriage was a public coach rather than the post,
better sprung, with windows covered in iron grille work, and
carrying an extra backstepper, a quartertopman who held a
salinumbus and rode alongside the splasher boy. It was a vehicle
intended for travel in threatened places. It was also quieter on
the road.
On this side of the fortress-city they began to
pass wayfaring metal-mending tinkers, script-selling pollcarries
and brocanders shopping their secondhand proofing; those who dared
the dangerous way in hope that isolation might make people willing
to buy their inferior goods. The life expectancy of such as these
would not have been long and only desperation could surely drive
someone to such work; Rossamünd had a sudden glimpse of his
privileges, when measured against the lot of these ragged
gyrovagues.
As Ashenstall drew near, its window-lights and
lanterns glowing merrily against the dour evenfall, the post-lentum
eased its pace, its driver clearly intending on making that
cothouse their night-stop.
“I have no desire to spend a night in the
insalubrious squish of one of your cot-rents,” Europe declared
testily. She pulled down the grille and rattled her purse
ostentatiously at the lenterman, shouting, “Drive on! Take us to
the Prideful Poll. It will be well worth the anxiety if you
persevere!”
There was a hasty discussion between the
carriage-men and a quick conclusion.
The lentum pressed on, going faster now.
Rossamünd could hear the horses’ frequent
whickering, even over the clangor of the carriage’s hasty progress.
They well knew the unfriendliness of the dark and—shabraqued or
not—the tasty treat they presented to night-prowling nickers.
The sun was an hour set and the waning moon well up
on its course when Europe pointed through the grille of the window
at a square, keeplike structure with a rounded roof built into the
cutting on the northern side of the highroad right opposite a
great-lamp. Its own gate lanterns made a well-lit spot upon the
road before the thick encircling wall. Suspended between them was a
circular sign with the silhouette of a proud-looking head and large
white letters beneath that read Prideful Poll.
Another wayhouse.
They drew into the slender coach yard and a warm
welcome as strong gates closed out the nighttime fears.
The next morning, though their rimples were
decidedly fatter after Europe’s financial incentives, the
public-coach lentermen were unwilling to take her and her two young
passengers down on to the Frugelle. The nighttime dash to the
Prideful Poll was one thing, but a trot along that threatened place
was “quite another tan of leather!” as the side-armsman put it. “No
amount of counters will get us to shift down on to that there dour
place.”
Not at all inclined to argue, Europe dismissed
them, declaring, “No matter, we shall take the next post
east.”
Post-lentermen were more game than public
coachers.
As they waited, the woman and the girl sipped the
Prideful Poll’s best claret, while Rossamünd stared from an
east-facing window at the bleak view. Below was a gray arid plain
strewn with countless tufts of dark vegetation. His Imperial
Highness’ Highroad, the Conduit Vermis, ran out like an anchor
cable down on the flat, going steadily east, curving slightly south
as it did. This stretch before him showed on the maps as the
Pendant Wig. More than a league away Rossamünd could see a tiny
structure by the road—a cothouse: Patrishalt.The thrum of
loneliness was a constant pang here—subtle threwd exquisitely
balanced between threat and welcome. He could feel it through the
glass, fluttering within him uncomfortably.
They did not wait long. The day’s first post pulled
into the cramped coach yard with a trumpet blast, bearing no
passengers and keen to take some on board. Out in the yard the
monotonous wind wailed its melancholy up from the eastern lowlands,
bringing a faint stink of rot on its breath. With a quick
inspection that all their luggage was intact, Rossamünd entered the
coach and they were away. Speed was a traveler’s best defense out
here.
The Wormway wound down the flanks of the hills,
following a shallow cleft eroded by a seasonal brook.The
post-lentum gathered momentum as it descended the face of the
hills. It crossed the Lornstone, an old brick bridge that spanned a
gully thick with sighing swamp oaks and stunted pines. On seven
great arches the Wormway crossed the bridge and continued along on
a stone dike that reached out for a mile into the Frugelle. The
great flat was a continuous low thatch of thorny, stramineous
stubble.Trees collected in dell or hollow, writhen, dwarfish
things, their gray trunks rough and fissured. The unsettled threwd
nagged persistently, not foe but certainly not friend.
The travelers’ breath steamed inside the lentum
cabin. Threnody shivered, glared at the glimpse of frosty sky
showing through the grille of the lentum windows and wrapped her
furs closer about.
Europe proved unperturbed by it all, rugged in a
long, thickly furred huque, hair down in a long plait; she watched
everything through her pink quartz-lensed spectacles with regal
equanimity. Nothing reached her, and for this Rossamünd was deeply
grateful. For no matter how the lugubrious threwd pressed in or the
chill gripped, the young lighter felt that all things might be
compassed with the Branden Rose at the lead.
“My, this is a dreary land,” she said, looking
around at her two companions. “Yes?”
Rossamünd nodded.
From her den of furs Threnody raised an eyebrow and
barely shrugged.
“And dreary company too . . .” Europe arched her
spoored brow.
Along his side of the road Rossamünd discovered the
low, half-buried strongworks he had first spied between Makepeace
and Hinkerseigh. This time they were positioned at every third
lamp, looking very much like sunken fortifications. But to what
purpose? Rossamünd wondered.
Built on the connection with the northeast running
Louth-Hurry Road, Patrishalt was much like every other cothouse
they had passed. With nothing to recommend it as a rest-stop, the
lentum delivered a small amount of mail and carried on.
The country varied little, and by the time they
achieved Cripplebolt two hours later, all three passengers were
dozing. When the lentum was back on its way east with a fresh,
new-shabraqued team, Rossamünd tucked into the provender bought at
Wightfastseigh. Threnody grimaced from over her duodecimo with open
disgust as he chewed on the pork sausage in one bite and took a
spoon of preserved apricots, plopping about in their earthen jar,
in another.
Hiss-CRACK! A musket shot just above
shattered the delight of his light repast. It was followed by a
short series of thumps joining the din of travel, a pause and then
Hiss-CRACK!
“What is happening?” cried Rossamünd, ducking at
the smack of the second discharge. A puff of gun-smoke burst above,
on his side of the lentum, to be whipped away by wind of the
vehicle’s passage.
“I think you’ll find they are warning off a passing
nicker,” Europe said calmly.
Threnody clambered over to the same side and joined
him in a search of the passing land without, frustrated that her
view was blocked by the window-grille. “I cannot see what they
shoot at,” she complained, leaning over Rossamünd. “They’d better
hit it, the cheeky bugaboo!” she hissed.
“For the nicker’s sake let’s hope they do.” Europe
peered briefly through the window-grille. “It would be a kinder
death to have a musket ball in your meat than come to hand strokes
with me.”
There were no further shots and no beast assailed
them. The lentum made good time on this flat straight road, and in
the paleness of the eastern quarter of the evening sky they spied
the rectangular towers of a settlement a-sparkle with lights easily
seen from the straightness of the plain.The township of Bleak
Lynche.
As the lentum drew closer, Rossamünd could see that
every structure was three or four or five stories tall, raised
close together and with no gate nor surrounding wall to protect
them. How is that possible! It was only as they entered the
town and crept between these towers that he realized none of the
buildings had ground-level doors opening out to the dangerous
world. The higher stories were accessed from the ground only via
retractable iron ladders, and an arrangement of covered walks—the
lynches—stretched the short gaps between structures, their weight
carried on sturdy arches.
The hard-packed dirt of the Wormway went right
through the middle of the town, leading them to a small wayhouse
called the Fend & Fodicar, its sign a fodicar and a spittende
crossed. Upon the other hand was a large oblong fort of four levels
and, like every other building here, a flattened gable roof of red
tiles. This was Bleakhall, the lamplighters’ bastion and the only
structure to be surrounded by a wall, which protected a coach yard
and steep stairs to a third-story door. With the yell of its horn
the post-lentum was let through gates as thick and tall as the
bronze portals of Winstermill and rattled slowly into the tight
area within, brightly lit by slow-burning flares lifted up on
lampposts. A quarto of heavy-harnessed haubardiers met the carriage
and humbly did the tasks of yardsmen: helping the lentermen take
the horse-team in hand, organizing the setting down of the luggage.
The postilion opened the doors of the lentum and lowered the
folding-step, handing the women out of the cabin. The haubardiers
were puzzled by a calendar in lighter’s vestments and they were
downright astounded by the dangerous graces of the fulgarine
peeress. Europe played the part with practiced ease, feigning
ignorance at their awe with a studied grandness. Threnody met them
with her typical superciliously lifted chin. Rossamünd just helped
to carry the bags.
The three were shown up the steps through a door of
solid black iron, the postilion following after with a mailbag.
Beyond was an antechamber slit with murder holes in roof and wall.
A cheerful “halloo” from their haubardier guide, and a second black
door at the farther end was winched open. Europe, Rossamünd and
Threnody were admitted to a watch room furnished sparely with a
clerical desk, a large clock and other doors to left and
right.
They were met by a young man in a powdered
scratch-bob, standing behind the desk. He was wearing the
unmistakable white oversleeves of an altern-lighter and the same
surprised expression as all the other officers of previous
cothouses at the sight of newly made, newly arrived lighters.
Stuttering a little at Europe’s steady scrutiny, he greeted them
all stiffly. As he sorted through the few items in the mailbag, he
informed them that their Major-of-House and Lamplighter-Captain
were away at Haltmire for an urgent conference with the
Warden-General. “How-be-it, young lampsmen.You have come to
reinforce us?”
“No, sir, we’re meant for Wormstool,” Rossamünd
explained.
“Wormstool, is it?” The altern looked a little put
out. “Well, they need it more, I suppose, though we are all sorely
put. You can journey there with the lantern-watch tomorrow morn.
I’ll have the costerman take your dunnage across later in the
day.”
“I’ll set owt termorrer,” the costerman drawled
with a thick Sulk End accent, entering at the altern-lighter’s
summons. Squarmis was the man’s name. He was a withered, greasy
fellow in many heavy layers of cheap proofing and a short-tailed
liripipium.There was something indefinably odd about the man,
something vague and unsettling. For a dread instant, Rossamünd
swore he caught a hint of swine’s lard on the fellow.When he
thought no one was paying him any mind he sniffed more deeply, but
only got a nose full of the man’s natural unwashed odors and the
waft of strong drink.
Squarmis looked at them shrewdly. “A jink for yer
goods in the cart will cost ye one an’ six.”
Even Rossamünd could tell one sequin, six guise was
thievery for such a short ride. It was more than the young lighter
was paid for a month of prenticing.

SQUARMIS THE COSTERMAN
“You must be jesting,” said Threnody, incredulous.
“How can you practice such domestic brigandry?”
“We all have owr burthens, miss,” Squarmis said
with an unctuous smile and fingers greedily gripping for the fare.
“Does ye wants yer parcels delivered safe across this nasty world
or does ye not?” The avaricious fellow was so brazen he was not
daunted even by the presence of Europe.
“This is your best service, Lieutenant?” the fulgar
queried the young altern-lighter, talking as if the costerman were
not there.
Blushing slightly, he bowed a little. “My
apologies, ma’am, th-this scoundrel is all there is to offer. He
has been g-given sole commission to work here by the
Master-of-Clerks’ office, so we have little choice.”
“Very well.”
Before the costerman slunk away the altern passed
him a red-leather wrapped dispatch, an official document normally
sent only by the Marshal—in this case the Marshal-Subrogat, Podious
Whympre. “This has arrived for you,” the young officer said.
What does Podious want with him so far out
here?
Squarmis took the dispatch between smudgy fingers.
“Thems will be my orders from yer surpeereeors.” He leered
knowingly and wandered back through the side door from which he had
come.
Blushing, the altern-lighter apologized once again
then asked of Rossamünd and Threnody, “How would you like to meet
your new comrades?”
“I think a time of rest for us all at your wayhouse
would do better,” Europe cut in quickly. “Camaraderie can come
later.”
“Ah—right you are, madam.” With an open palm, he
gestured them to follow. He took them through a door and down a
passage over the high lynche that connected cothouse to wayhouse.
Though it was covered with its own tiled roof, the sides were open
to the winds, and an eerie inhuman ululation carried faintly from
the flatlands. Somewhere inside the bastion the muffled yammering
of the cothouse dogs and the answering shouts of their tractors
could be heard. The altern seemed hardly to notice as he guided
them.
The Fend & Fodicar’s enrica d’ama, Goodwife
Inchabald, greeted them all familiarly. “Oh ’ello, my darlings!
Come for a taste of me hasty pie, ’ave you?”
“Her fare is as poor as her welcome is warm,”
Threnody murmured into her plate when their meals were
served.
“Miss Europe, what of this rever-man you have to
dispatch?” Rossamünd asked.
The fulgar took a sip of beer and betrayed only the
slightest distaste. “There are people who dare to actually live out
there on the flat,” she said, “and out there is where I am to go.
Some puzzled eeker-folk with more sequins than sense, it seems,
have a rever-man in residence in their cellar. My intermediary is a
fellow here by the name of Dimbleby: I am to find him tomorrow.
More than that I do not know.”
“What is it doing out here?”
“The rever-man? Who can say?” Europe sighed
wearily. “It might have escaped from a strong room in the mines up
north.”
“Maybe it is one of Swill’s,” Threnody added.
“It could have come from a rousing-pit,” Rossamünd
put in. “There is probably one out here too.”
“It might have.” The fulgar was starting to sound a
little exasperated. “Out in this rustic remoteness anything might
be.”
“Will you be taking help?” Joining her on the hunt
for a gudgeon was factotum work Rossamünd would be happy to
do.
Europe let out a puff of air and reviewed the room
and its few hard-bitten patrons. “In the morning I will attempt to
find myself a lurksman among these frowsty folk. If it weren’t for
your oaths of service I would take you too.”
“Why are you so insistent on Rossamünd as
your factotum?” Threnody demanded.
The fulgar looked at Threnody as if seeing her for
the very first time. “Child, do not mistake my tolerance of you for
acceptance.”
Threnody’s mouth opened then shut, but no sound
came out. She looked to Rossamünd, dropped her eyes and looked
mortified for a merest twinkling. With admirable spirit, she
recovered, and, chin jutting proudly, ate the rest of her tasteless
meal.
There was a long, unpleasant silence.
Europe ate little more, and soon left the two young
lighters, to inquire of a bed for the night and board for an
indeterminate duration. Threnody took out a duodecimo and read as
if Rossamünd was not there. To pass time, he sorted through his
salumanticum, resettling vials and jars, salperts and castes, all
in their padded boxes or cushion pockets, making the most necessary
scripts easy to extract.
Europe returned, her arrangements made. “I’m glad
to see you’re in a habilistic turn of mind,” she said. “How would
you take to trying your hand once more at making my treacle, little
man?—to keep your practice up?”
“I might as well make you some too, Threnody, if
I’m already at it.”
“No!” she said frostily. “Stop asking me.”
Stung, Rossamünd took up Europe’s lacquered
treaclebox—remembering only too well how uneasy it had made him
feel—and allowed himself to be led to the small kitchen. There,
while Europe left to arrange her luggage and Goodwife Inchabald
hovered nervously to make sure he did not spoil her clean stoves,
Rossamünd brewed. He discovered the steps of making were vivid in
his mind and Sugar of Nnun still filled him with sickly dreads. The
disturbing half smell of the finished treacle filled the close
space.
“Well done, little man,” Europe said quietly,
reappearing as if drawn by the reek. With a toss of her head and
those unladylike gulps she drained the bowl. “Well, good night,
Rossamünd,” she continued—Rossamünd trying not to stare at her
stained mouth—“Tomorrow I knave myself in earnest, and you will be
on your way to your lonely billet. I shall be about if you have
need of me. Remember well my warning at Compostor.” Her voice
dropped to a whisper. “Keep what you know to yourself. It will
profit no one just babbled about—and don’t go getting yourself
maimed or slaughtered.” She looked at him until the young lighter
felt like a squirming worm on a hook.
“Good-bye, Miss Europe,” Rossamünd whispered. He
felt like he was ever saying this to her.
Without another word the fulgar gathered her
treacle-box and departed, leaving the young lighter to make his way
back across the lynche to Bleakhall, passing Threnody without
acknowledgment.
Halfway across the bridge she caught up with him.
“What, no Brambly Rose? How ever will you get on without her?” she
said sardonically. “How you can stomach her hoit-a-toit I do not
know.” Threnody sniffed sourly. “I can see well now why Mother does
not like her.”
“I would have thought your mother’s dislike of her
would have recommended Europe to you,” he countered.
She fixed him with a withering eye. “Well, I go to
make my own treacle, as any good lahzar should.You should
come and see how it is really done.”
Rossamünd declined.
“I shall leave you to your moon dreams of the Lady
Europe, then!”
Baffled and tired, Rossamünd did not offer a
response.
Across in Bleakhall the kindly altern showed him to
a long, open hall with benches for meals at one end and a double
row of cots at the other, all beneath a lofty ceiling a-crowd with
exposed beams. The distinct, dank smell of seldom-washed men mixed
with wood-smoke and lock-oil: the telltale odor of a cothouse and
something a little more acrid and unpleasant. After three days in
the funk of a lentum cab shared with two perfumed women, Rossamünd
had lost his dullness to the smell of too many men together. He
tried not to breathe deeply.
It was the full of night now, and the lantern-watch
from Wormstool had already arrived, their lighting done. They were
sitting with their Bleakhall brothers about the common table
drinking bottles down to the mud, swapping bawdy jokes and playing
at checkers.They seemed hard and rough, like the Hogshead
bargemen, but altogether much neater and thoroughly clean. For all
their coarse language and rough manners, they seemed careful with
how they looked, cursing at each other if ever a splash or splatter
threatened to soil their harness. Each wore a baldric of Imperial
red: they were citizens of the Empire, claiming no particular
stately heritage.
Rossamünd felt very dull and frowzy. He noticed
Threnody, who had soon returned—teeth slightly stained with
plaudamentum—self-consciously pull and play at her hems and fringes
whenever she thought the lampsmen were not looking.
She barely acknowledged him, however.
The “Stoolers,” those lighters—Rossamünd quickly
learned—from Wormstool, and the “Bleakers” were fascinated by the
two young arrivals, but especially by Threnody. She made much of
being superior to their attentions, yet from Rossamünd’s vantage
she relished every rough jest or idle tease.
“How come they’re sending them out to ye?” a
Bleakhall lighter asked. “We need replacements just as much . .
.”
“More’s the point: what’s the Marshal doin’
billetin’ such pink li’l morsels out to us?” one extraordinarily
hairy Stooler—one Under-Sergeant Poesides—added.
“Aye!” Rossamünd heard one lighter whisper
theatrically to a brother-in-arms. “What do they takes us for, wet
nurses?”
“Doesn’t he know we eat ’em alive out here?”
Poesides added, raising sinister chuckles from his amused
colleagues.
Rossamünd grinned sheepishly.
Threnody sniffed superciliously as she said sourly,
“You might find us a little hard to chew!” inciting a general
“ooooh” and loud laughter.
“I can see thy arrow-spoor, Miss Muddle!” A rather
thick-set sergeant sporting raven-hued mustachios and a bulbous
nose grinned and pointed to Threnody’s brow. Isambard Mulch was his
name. “Going to fish our heads from inside our tummies after we’ve
eaten ye, are ye?”
Some small lighter, old enough to surely have
earned retirement, aped exaggerated actions of eating then keeled
over, clutching dramatically at his head and stomach. The laughter
became a roar, Rossamünd joining them. Even Threnody broke a
smile.
“Ahhh there, lads,” Sergeant Mulch cried, pointing
to the girl’s reluctant grin, “she’s human-hearted after
all!”
Her smile vanished and the guffaws roared louder
still.
Perhaps service at the ignoble end of the road
might not be so wretched after all.