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MASTER COME-LATELY
calendar(s) sometimes also called
strigaturpis or just strig—a general term for any combative woman;
the Gotts call them mynchen—after the do-gooding heldin-women of
old. Calendars gather themselves into secretive societies called
claves (its members known as clariards)—constituted almost entirely
of women—organized about ideals of social justice and philanthropy,
particularly providing teratological protection for the needy and
the poor. They usually live in somewhat isolated
strongholds—manorburghs and basterseighs—known as calanseries. Some
claves hide people—typically women—in trouble, protecting them in
secluded fortlets known as sequesturies. Other claves offer to
teach young girls their graces and fitness of limb in places known
as mulierbriums. Calendars, however, are probably best known for
the odd and eccentric clothing they don to advertise
themselves.
THE short run of road that went east from
Winstermill to Wellnigh House had a reputation as the easiest watch
on the Wormway—and for the most part it was. Known as the
Pettiwiggin or the Harrowmath Pike, it was so close to Winstermill,
the mighty fortress of the lamplighters, that those who used it
were rarely troubled by nickers or bogles. Close and safe, the
Pettiwiggin was ideal for teaching young prentice-lighters the
repetitious tasks of a lamplighter.
For nigh on two months the “lantern-sticks,” as
they were called by the scarred veterans who taught and chastised
them, had been at their training. In another two, if each boy made
it through, he would be promoted to lampsman. On that great day it
would be his privilege to be billeted to one of the many
cothouses—the small fortresses punctuating the long leagues of the
Wormway—to begin his life as a lampsman proper.
At this middle point in their training the
prentices were taken out on the road to begin the lighting and the
dousing of the great-lamps that lit the Wormway. Until now they had
marched and drilled, learned their letters and practiced at
lighting on yard-lanterns safe within Winstermill. Rossamünd had
found it all as boring as he once feared a lamplighter’s life might
be. Indeed, his first excursion out to light lamps had been
uniformly laborious and uneventful, the overnight stay in Wellnigh
House uncomfortable, and the return to the manse dousing the
lanterns the next morning as dull as the night before. He keenly
regretted that he might never become a vinegaroon as he had once
hoped, and often thought to himself, Oh, that’s not how
they’d do it in the navy; that’s not what they’d do on a
ram.
For Rossamünd the first half of prenticing had been
long, yet not quite as lonely as his old life at Madam Opera’s
Estimable Marine Society for Foundling Boys and Girls. Here at
Winstermill he shared the trials of training with the other
prentices, all boys of a similar age from poor and obscure origins
like his. Together they fumbled through each movement of their
fodicar drill; together they winced at each reluctant,
shoulder-wrenching shot of pistol or fusil; together they balmed
their feet after day-long marching. Yet the other lads were not
nearly as keen on pamphlets or the matter they contained—tales of
the heroic progenitors of the Empire and the monsters they slew.
Most could barely read, despite the attempted remedies of
“letters,” the reading and writing class under Seltzerman 1st Class
Humbert. None of them showed any interest in the vinegar seas or
the Senior Service, nor desired a life of a vinegaroon.
Grass-combers, Master Fransitart, his old dormitory master,
would have called them—true lubberly, ground-hugging
landsmen.
Rossamünd’s failure to get to the manse in time for
the start of prenticing meant he had missed that first crucial
period when fragile bonds of friendship begin. He had been late
only one week, but Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod had dubbed him
“Master Come-lately,” and the name had stuck.
One skill he had learned at Madam Opera’s proved
exceptionally useful. The hours spent keenly watching his old
master and dispensurist Craumpalin had shown their fruit, for he
was known for his facility with potives and restoratives. He had
been made the custodian of the prentice-watch’s chemistry, doling
out repellents or healing draughts where necessary. This earned him
a little respect, but it meant that out on the road, while the
others carried a short-barreled musket known as a fusil, he was to
content himself with his fodicar and a satchel of potives. However,
he had seen the effect of both musket ball and repellent. As
reassuring as it was to have a firelock in your hands that could
cough and boom startlingly at an enemy, a well-aimed potive could
deal with many more monsters at once and often more
effectively.
The evening of this second prentice-watch,
Rossamünd was called forward, joining the six others he had been
listed with when he first began as a prentice-lighter.These were
the boys of the 3rd Prentice-Watch, Q Hesiod Gæta. Though, by
letter-fall order, Rossamünd’s name should have appeared
second-from-top in the appropriate triple-marked ledgers (B
for Bookchild), he was nevertheless gathered with the six whose
names were at the end of it, lads like Giddian Pillow and Crofton
Wheede. For a second afternoon these six and Rossamünd stood in
single file on the Forming Square as the other prentices looked
on.
The platoon of prentices was sectioned into three
quartos, one of which would go out on the road each evening to
light the lamps, staying in Wellnigh House over the night and
returning to Winstermill the next dawning, putting out the lights
and getting back by midmorning. Each quarto was named after a
doughty lamplighter-marshal of old: Q Protogenës, Q Io Harpsicarus
and Q Hesiod Gæta, Rossamünd’s own.
With a cry of “A light to your path!”
Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod led the watch through the great
bronze gates of Winstermill down the steep eastern drive known as
the Approach and onto the Pettiwiggin. After them came the crusty
Lampsmen 1st Class Assimus, Bellicos and Puttinger, veteran
lighters glaring and complaining under their breath, barely
tolerating the green incompetence of the prentices.
Much of the six-mile stretch of the highroad was
raised on a dike of earth, lifting it almost a yard above the
Harrowmath—the great flat plain on which Winstermill was
built—giving a clear view over the high wild grasses. Ever the
wayward lawn of the Harrowmath was mown by fatigue parties of
peoneers and local farm laborers with their glinting scythes, ever
it would grow back, thick and obscuring. At its eastern end, after
five miles and eighteen lamps, the Pettiwiggin descended flush with
the land and passed through a small woodland, the Briarywood. Tall
sycamores and lithe wandlimbs grew on either side of the way, with
shrubby evergreen myrtles and knotted briars flourishing thickly
about their roots.Yesternight, when the prentice-watch had worked
through it, Rossamünd had keenly felt the workings of mild
threwd—that ghastly sensation of hidden watchful-ness and threat
that thrilled all around. This evening it had grown a little
stronger as he went along, tiny prickles of terror upon his neck,
and its subtleties felt like a warning.
There was a great-lamp to light at the beginning of
the Briary, one at its end and another right in its midst. This
middle light was found in a small clearing on the shoulder of the
highroad.
After this only five lamps to go, Rossamünd
consoled himself. Puffing at the stinging cold, he stared
suspiciously at the darkling woods about him. The thorny twine of
branch and limb crowded the broad verge, newly pruned by the
day-watch fatigue party out gathering firewood. Anything might be
creeping behind those withy-walls, lurking in the dark beneath the
briar and winter-nude hawthorn, sneaking between thin pale trunks,
hungry, waiting. Behind him the glow of the cold evening gloaming
could be seen through a grandly arched gap in the tall trees where
the Pettiwiggin entered the woods. The sky showed all about as
pallid slits between the black of the lithesome trees. In the thin
light Rossamünd adjusted the strap of his salumanticum—the satchel
holding the potives—and checked once more that all within were in
their place. He had been as eager as the other boys to start at
lighting proper, but now here, out in this wild unwalled place, he
was not so sure. He arched his back and looked up past the steep
brim of his almost new, lustrous black thrice-high through the
overhanging branches at the wan measureless blue of evening.Without
realizing it, he gave a nervous sound, almost a sigh.
“Are we keeping you up, Master Come-lately?”
This was Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod. Even when
he hissed angrily, the lamplighter-sergeant seemed to be shouting.
He was always shouting, even when he was supposed to be talking
with the habitual hush of the night-watch.
Rossamünd snapped back his attention. “No,
Lamplighter-Sergeant, I just . . . !”
“Silence!”
Ducking his head to hide a frown, Rossamünd
swallowed at an indignant lump and held his tongue. Can’t he
feel the horrors growing?
From the first lamp of the afternoon until now, the
prentice-watch had stopped at every lamppost to wind out the light
using the crank-hooks at the end of their blackened fodicars to
ratchet the winch within each lamp. Bundled as best they could be
against the bitter, biting night, they halted once again, stamping
and huffing as Grindrod called Punthill Plod forward. The boy
pumped the winch a little awkwardly and wound out the
phosphorescent bloom on its chain, drawing it out into the glass
bell of the seltzer-filled lamps, where it came alive with steadily
increasing effulgence. The prentices not working the lamp looked on
while Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod spelled out each rote-learned
step.
The little thrills of threwd prickled all the more,
and Rossamünd could no longer watch so dutifully. Something was
coming, something foul and intending harm—he could feel it in his
innards.
There it was: the clatter of horses’ hooves, wild
and loud. A carriage was approaching, and fast.
“Off the road, boys! Off the road!” the lampsmen
called in unison, herding the prentice-lighters on to the verge
with a push and a shove of their fodicars. Buffeted by the back or
shoulders of several larger boys, Rossamünd was shoved with them,
almost falling in the scramble.
“The wretched baskets! Who is fool enough to trot
horses at this gloamin’ hour?” Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod
snarled, mustachios bristling. “See if ye can eye the driver,
lads—we might have a writ to write back at Winstermill!”
From out of the dark ahead six screaming horses
bolted toward them, carrying a park-drag—a private coach—with such
bucking, rattling violence it was sure to break to bits even as it
shattered past the stunned lighters.
The prickle of threwd at Rossamünd’s back became
urgent.
“There’s no coachman, Sergeant!” someone
cried.
Rossamünd’s internals gripped and a yelp of terror
was strangled as it formed. A dark, monstrous thing was rising from
the rear of the park-drag. Massive horns curled back from its
crown; the slits of its eyes glowed wicked orange. Threwd exploded
like pain up the back of Rossamünd’s head as the carriage shot by,
the stench of the horn-ed thing upon it rushing up his nostrils
with the gust of their passing.
Some boys wailed.
“Frogs and toads!” Grindrod cursed. “The carriage
is attacked!”
More horn-ed monsters could be seen, horrifyingly
large, as the coach-and-six smashed on. They clung to the sides of
the carriage, worrying and wrestling with the passengers within.
The weight and fury of the beasts were so great the whole carriage
tipped on to two wheels as it sped. A yellow-green flare of potive
burst from a window, flinging one vile nicker from the vehicle in a
high, hissing arc and leaving a fizzing trail of reeking fume that
rained fur and flesh on the prentices. Head aflame with false-fire,
the monster crashed into the briars, a charred ruin. Even as this
one flew, another beast leaped from the park-drag to the back of
the lead mare. As large as the horse itself, the blighted creature
bit into the mane and neck of the hapless, panicked nag. The horse
shrieked its dying whinny and fell beneath the grinding hooves of
its fellows. The whole vehicle careered and lurched as the team was
brought down, sheer momentum tumbling the carriage from the
Wormway. With a sickening clash of shattering wood and grinding
bones, it skidded and smashed into a dense thicket of tall trunks
on the farther side of the road.
A HORN-ED NICKER
For an agony of seconds there was a terrible
stillness, the only sounds the mewling of a single mortally injured
horse and Grindrod’s muttered encouragements to the
prentices.
Rossamünd struggled to accept what he had just
seen, he and his fellow lantern-sticks agog at the barely lit
suggestion of wreckage and mutilation barely fifty yards away among
the trees.
“Ground crooks and present arms!”
Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod gruffed, rousing the
prentice-lighters from their stunned dumbness. “Form two ranks for
firing by quarto, prentices in front, lampsmen at back! Master
Come-lately, stand to our right with yer potives. Show yer flints
bravely, lads!”
Driving their fodicars into the roadside to make a
hedge of steel, the prentice-watch formed up in two lines behind
these, facing the carriage wreck. With the coldly lambent light of
the lamp at their backs, the six other boys crouched at the front,
the four men stood behind.
Putting himself to the side of this formation,
Rossamünd gripped two scripts in a trembling hand, a double dose
ready for throwing. One was a cloth salpert of Frazzard’s powder to
stagger and blind; the other a fragile porcelain caste of
loomblaze, a fiery doom. He desperately wished they had a leer with
them to peer into the gathering dark and tell better where the
monsters were.
Indistinctly lit at the edge of the great-lamp’s
nimbus glow, great horn-ed shadows stirred and began to stalk about
the partly smashed cabin of the coach.
“At least five of the baskets, and as big and cruel
as ye never should hope to meet,” Lampsman Bellicos hissed in
awe.
“Aye,” Grindrod growled, his voice all a-hush now.
“I bain’t seen naught like ’em before. Have ye, Assimus?”
Lampsman Assimus grunted. “Where did they come
from, I wonder?”
The lamplighter-sergeant’s pale eyes glittered.
“We’ll have to work some pretty steps tonight if we’re going to
preserve the lads.”
A murmur of dismay shuddered through the
prentices.
Two or three of the huge, hunched shadows ripped
and gnawed at the stricken horses. Others clawed at the broken
carriage, trying to get to the tasty morsels within who, obviously
still alive, could be heard crying out.Women’s voices.
“That changes things! Other lives are in the
balance now, and protecting ’em is our duty,” Grindrod said firmly.
“Ply your firelocks briskly, hit yer mark; a coward’s mother never
weeps his end. Master Lately! Time for ye to produce the worst yer
salt-bag has to offer.Ye must defend us as we reload, boy!
Prentices! Present and level on that blighted slip jack stumbling
there!”
One of the horn-ed nickers had appeared on the
road. Its silhouette was clear against the pallid glimpse of sky
showing where the Pettiwiggin entered the wood.
“Ranks to fire together in volley!” With a rattle
of unison action, prentice and lighter leveled their fusils on this
creature even as it became aware of them. At the muted metallic
dicker of many cocking flints, it fixed them with a gleaming,
cunning gaze that seemed to say, You’re next . . .
Potives already in hand, Rossamünd adjusted his
salumanticum so that it would not tangle a good throw.
“Stay to the line!” Grindrod continued, low and
grim. “Reload handsomely if ye want to live—it may come to hand
strokes soon enough, but I will see ye to yer billets safe
tonight!”
Rossamünd’s throat gripped at his swallowing: to
come to hand strokes—to fight hand to hand with a bogle—was to
grapple with terror itself. Smaller, weaker-seeming bogles than
these could make pie-mince of a large man. He knew what hand
strokes would mean: gashing and iron-tasting terror. It was only
barely learned duty that kept him to his place.
Grindrod raised his arm, the prelude to the order
to fire, yet before he could complete the command a great churning
disorientation tumbled over the prentice-watch.
Rossamünd reeled as the world was turned right ways
wrong and outside in.
The prentice-watch fumbled their weapons and some
cursed in fright.
“They’ve got a wit in there . . . ,” managed
Lampsman Bellicos through spasming, grinding teeth.
“And a bad one too . . . ,” Puttinger
wheezed.
Rossamünd had spent some time with a fulgar on the
way to Winstermill all those weeks ago, and now here he was feeling
the working of a wit. So this is what it is to suffer their
frission . . . The sensation quickly passed, leaving a sick
headachy funk.
The nicker on the road was gone.
There was a smarting flash from the ruined
coach—some kind of illuminating potive that quickly became a
glaring rose-colored flare lifted high by a small, slight figure. A
woman was struggling from the wreck, dazzling the scene with a
brilliant ruby light that stung the eyes. The monsters shied from
that strange red glare, retreating into the darkness between
tangled trunks.
“Ah! Bitterbright!” growled Lampsman Assimus,
shielding his sight with an outstretched arm. “That’s a smart bit
of skoldin’.”
“Aye,” Grindrod growled, “but wantonly witting and
blinding us won’t help us help them. Make ready and keep a squint
so ye can see into that blasted night.”
Amazed, struggling to see what was happening,
Rossamünd squinted, his eyes watering in the quick, painful
brilliance. Bitterbright was powerful chemistry that took great
skill to keep burning, and amid the confusion he was desperate to
see its maker.
Bold again, the monsters paced a careful circle
about the woman, some of them showing as black shadows against the
flare as they stalked between the calendars and the lamplighters,
their feral stink wafting over the prentice-watch. The smallest
nicker was at least seven foot, as far as Rossamünd could tell, the
biggest maybe over nine. A-bristle with stiff fur, sharp and
slender horns curving back wickedly over their long skulls, they
swayed menacingly as they bobbed and lurched in complete and
unnerving silence. Slowly the nickers arranged themselves with grim
deliberation.
Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod kept his eye fixed on
the monsters. “Level on that nearest brute.We’ll see if we can’t
even odds a little.”
No sooner had he said this than a slight figure
sprang out from the carriage, a girl in strange costume, long hair
flailing as she leaped. An angry, frightened call followed her,
something like “Threnody, no!” The girl came on, dancing
toward a monster, clutching at her temple. Once more Rossamünd felt
that weird and deeply unpleasant giddiness of frission contract in
the middle of his head then quickly flex in the pit of his stomach.
His vision failed briefly this time and he reeled, as did all those
of the prentice-watch. Bellicos retched; Rossamünd’s fellow
prentice Wrangle vomited and, finally overcome, three other boys
collapsed.
Grindrod swore as he staggered. “Lackbrained wit!
What’s she playing at?”
“They’re stinkin’calendars!” Rossamünd heard
Assimus’ angry whisper.
Rossamünd had read of such as these.They were a
society of women—lahzars, skolds, pistoleers and the rest—set to
doing good, protecting the weak and pursuing other noble
causes.
The agony rapidly passed, as it had before, leaving
its aching in Rossamünd’s skull. Yet he kept enough of his senses
to see that though his fellow lighters were reeling, the monsters
were not suffering much at all.The striving of the long-haired
calendar had done little to deter the nickers. She was not
practiced enough at her witting—it was random, inept. And now the
monsters pounced, the largest blocking Rossamünd’s view of her in
its ravenous intent.
Again they felt the wit’s wild frission, driving
every one of the prentice-watch still standing to his knees. One of
the nickers fell too. With a weird shriek, two more oddly dressed
figures pounced from the shattered wood and frame while a third,
bearing the bitterbright, struggled after. By the swaying rose
light the two dashed to the young wit’s defense, prancing and
whirling, dancing about her as they began a mortal struggle with
the horn-ed nickers, their hands trailing long, lacerating
wires.The monsters shied and cast about wildly, raging with
disturbing strangled yips as the figures harried and slit first at
one then another, keeping them at bay, pirouetting clear of every
swipe.
One of the dancers misstepped, and that was her end
as the horn-ed nicker gripped and ripped and clawed her—an end more
terrible yet than Licurius’ at the carving nails of the grinnlings.
Bile bubbled up from his gullet as Rossamünd tried to conceive how
a living person could so quickly be bent and rent to a meaningless
mash. Not even the stoutest proofing could stop such elemental
strength. Even as this woman was slain the other dancer became
frantic and, with a grieving wail, danced madly about the killer of
her sister, cutting at it over and over, slicing off one of its
horns, severing a mangled arm, removing an ear. Another beast
sprang from a thicket, snatched the flailing woman about her
stomach and chewed its great fangs into her face.With a
flash-and-bang that echoed through the spindly, spiny wood, someone
still inside the cabin fired a pistola—a salinumbus by the flat,
heavy slap of the discharge. Hit low with the shot, this
ambuscading nicker tottered, dropping its maimed prey.Another thick
pistol-crack and a glare of orange flickered about the head of the
beast, followed quickly by boisterous crackling. Its head afire,
the creature collapsed back with a strange, husky howling, tripping
over its victims and falling to the earth. The glare of its burning
added light to the furor.
As these things were happening, several nickers had
closed with the long-haired wit, who cowered and sent out
ineffectual flutterings of her witting powers. Even from where he
stood, Rossamünd could feel threwd emanating from these monsters as
the beasts sought to best their prey through anguish and mad terror
alone.
His fellow prentices whimpered.
“Pernicious threwd!” cursed Assimus.
“Take your aim on that leftmost basket!” Grindrod
cried.
The prentice-watch brought up their
firelocks.
“Fire!”
With a sharp, rattling clatter the quarto fired,
startling the horn-ed nickers, gun-smoke obscuring their
view.
One of the monsters collapsed under many hits of
musket ball and crumpled gasping to the verge. Sets of glimmering
monster eyes—maybe four, maybe five—regarded the lighters
malignantly.
“Reload! Reload!” Grindrod demanded, and the
prentices hurried to comply.
The long-haired calendar sank to her knees.
The monsters looked to her again and closed for the
slaying.
Yet the smallest calendar staggered in between. It
was she who had set the bitterbright to burning and kept it bright
for her sisters to see. She flung the glare at an encroaching
nicker, the red glimmer dimming rapidly now that she no longer fed
its chemistry. The beast recoiled as the potive struck and a
smolder set in its fur, quickly turning to ruby flames that
engulfed head and shoulders. Regardless, two others approached
slavering noiselessly, tongues lolling and licking at the smell of
blood and smoke.
By the light of the failing bitterbright Rossamünd
could see that this brave woman wore the conical hat of a skold and
white spoor lines down both sides of her face. A thick hackle of
cream-colored fur wrapped about her neck and shoulders, and strange
little wings protruded from her back. She looked fragile,
vulnerable, doomed.
One set of glowing eyes, however, had stayed fixed
on the prentices hurrying new rounds into their fusils. This nicker
chose them as its next victims and pounced, taking five yards with
each springing lope.
“By quarto!” Grindrod hollered.
The lantern-sticks struggled to get their weapons
up in time as in five strides the beast was halfway toward them,
foul breath steaming from its gnashing teeth.
Rossamünd lifted his arm ready to throw his
chemistry.
“Level!”
The horn-ed terror arched itself as it ran at them,
ready to pounce. Almost in unison the other nickers lashed at the
calendars . . . and froze as if each was stricken. The monster
rushing them toppled and skidded along the road in midstride.
“What the . . . !” Grindrod exclaimed.
“Saved,” whimpered Crofton Wheede.
“She’s a bane!” marveled Assimus. Both skold and
wit, banes were rare and extraordinary.
Indeed, the calendar, though clearly struggling,
was now touching her left temple, a gesture characteristic of a
wit. The prentice-watch looked on in awe as, with a precise show of
frightening potency, the woman caused the largest beast before her
to writhe in paroxysms of agony while holding the other two frozen.
So skilled was she that, unlike her long-haired compatriot, she
sent no wild washings of frission to trouble the lampsmen and their
charges. All Rossamünd could feel was a vague fluttering in his
innards.
With a hoarse sound almost like a whinny, the
monster bent on the lamplighters struggled to break free of the
calendar’s invisible grip. It stumbled sideways, tried to turn and
lunge at the quarto of the prentice-watch, their weapons still
leveled and ready.
“Fire!” Grindrod hollered, and the prentice-watch
let go a clattering volley at the beast. It gave voice to a
disturbing, sheeplike bleat and ceased its struggling.
Still the calendar bane held the other two beasts
in a prison unseen while a pistoleer pulled herself from the ruin
of the transport. She drew forth two long-barreled pistolas and
fired both point-blank into the glimmering, helpless eyes of one of
the pinioned creatures.With a violent jerk and gouts of black
pouring from its head, the beast expired.
All that remained was the largest monster. A
tortured thing it was now, twisting and thrashing upon the ground,
a captive of its own agony. The woman never moved, never touched
it, a hand always at her temple. Slowly the creature’s movements
slackened; slowly its writhings turned to twitchings and finally to
nothing. Its terrifying orange eyes faded and at last were
extinguished.
With an audible and weary exhalation, the calendar
bane sagged to the ground.
Rossamünd let out a quiet relieved sigh of his
own.
“Ye’ve done it, lads!” Grindrod exclaimed, proud
and a little amazed. “Ye’ve just won through yer first
theroscade.”
It’s not my first, Rossamünd thought but
kept to himself.
“There’ll be punctings for ye all after this
tonight,” the lamplighter-sergeant continued.
“It’s been a prodigious long time since a prentice
was marked,” Bellicos chipped in.
The prentices grinned at each other weakly, happy
simply to be alive.
I don’t want to be puncted! Rossamünd
fretted.
Grindrod turned to him. “Ye’re carrying the
salt-bag, Master Lately.Ye can come with me,” he declared.
Leaving the lampsmen to organize the prentices into
piquets, the lamplighter-sergeant stalked over to the wreck of the
park-drag. The calendar bane and pistoleer were bent over one of
their fallen while the long-haired wit sat slumped in the twigs and
dirt by the bristled corpse of a dead nicker.
“The sniveling snot—almost ruined us all with her
wanton wit’s pranks,” Grindrod cursed under his breath, then called
as they approached, “Hoi, calendars! Bravely fought and well won,
m’ladies! Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod and a prentice come to
offer what aid we might.”
Crouched by the body of her comrade whose face was
a gory mess, the bane looked up at him. Her cheeks and brow
glistened with a lustrous patina of sweat; her eyes were sunken and
her skin was flushed. Rossamünd thought she looked more ill than
injured. “We may have triumphed in the fight, but the loss of two
sisters is never well,” she returned in a soft voice, with a hint
of a musical southern accent. “Lady Dolours you may call me,
Lamplighter-Sergeant; bane and laude to the Lady Vey, esteemed
august of the Right of the Pacific Dove.Your assistance is welcome.
My sister languishes with these terrible bites to her face but will
survive if attended to quickly. I would tend her myself, but I lack
the right scripts. Do you carry staunches? Vigorants?” All this
time she had not stood, and the effort of speaking left her
breathless.
Keen to please, Rossamünd nodded eagerly.
“Lamplighter-Sergeant, I have what she requires,” he said
emphatically as he fossicked about in the potive satchel. “Thrombis
and a jar of bellpomash.” The first would stop a wound’s flowing
and the second revive spirits when taken in food or drink.
“As it should be, prentice.” Grindrod nodded curt
approval. “Ye may give them what they need.”
Rossamünd held the jars of potives as the pistoleer
ministered to the gruesome injuries on her sister’s face. He forced
himself to keep watching, to not flinch and wince and look away
from the gore: he was no use to anyone if he let others’ wounds
trouble him. With a fright he saw a flash on the edge of his sight,
and was startled by a Crack! as Bellicos put his fusil to
the head of a prostrate nicker and brought its twitching throes to
an end.
“I must ask ye, lady maiden-fraught, what possessed
ye to be traveling in the eve of a day with a six-horse team?”
Grindrod folded his arms. “Ye ought to know it only encourages the
bogles!”
The diminutive calendar called Dolours looked the
lamplighter-sergeant up and down as if he were a block-headed
simpleton. “That I do,” she returned wearily, “as does even the
least schooled. The horses were proofed in shabraques, sir, and
doused with the best nullodors we possess; and had we been allowed
a night’s succor by your less-than-cheerful brothers at Wellnigh,
we would not have needed to venture forth so foolishly in the
unkind hours.” She held the sergeant-lighter’s stare. “But we were
refused lodging at that cot, directly and to our faces. No room for
a six-horse team, or so they said.”
“That can’t be right.” Grindrod scowled. “Of course
six horses can stable in Wellnigh—wouldn’t be much use if they
couldn’t! What other reason did they give?”
“No other reason at all, Lamplighter-Sergeant,” the
bane said coolly. “After this first exchange the charming
Major-of-House himself simply refused entry and sent us on our way.
Little less than storming the twin keeps would have got us
within.”
“Bah!” Grindrod almost spat. “Another of the
Master-of-Clerks’ spat-licking toadies,” he muttered. Aloud he
said, “He’s one of the new lot shifted up from the Considine. If
what ye say be true, I’ll be having words with the
Lamplighter-Marshal—refusing folks bain’t the way we conduct
ourselves out here on the Emperor’s Highroad. Succor to all and a
light to their path,” he concluded, with one of the many maxims
with which the prentices had been indoctrinated from the very first
day of prenticing.
“A light to your path,” intoned the prentices
automatically, as they had been taught.
“Indeed, Lamplighter-Sergeant,” Dolours returned,
“the Emperor’s lampsmen seem not to be what they once were.”
Grindrod bridled.
Rossamünd too felt a twinge of loyal offense.The
lampsmen he had come to know worked hard to keep the roads lit and
well tended.
“Attacks rise and numbers dwindle, madam,” the
lamplighter-sergeant countered, chin lifted in defensive pride,
“yet the road has the same figure of lamps and still we have to
compass it all. So I ask again: what be yer business on the
road?”
The calendar stayed her ground. “As I understand
it,” she said slowly, “time is running short for your prentices to
be sufficiently learned in their trade, true?”
“Aye, precious short. What of that?”
“It’s a simple thing, you see,” Dolours said, ever
so quietly. She looked to the long-haired calendar—Threnody, they
had called her—who glared at both the lamplighter-sergeant and
Rossamünd. “This young lady desires to become a lamplighter.”