24
A LAMPLIGHTER’S LIFE
combinades hand arms that are a clever
combination of melee weapon and firelock.The firing mechanism on
most combinades is an improved wheel lock, being more sturdy than a
flintlock, and able to take the jars that come when the weapon is
used to strike a foe. Added to this, the lock mechanism, trigger
and hammer are usually protected by gathered bands of metal, a
basket much like those protecting the hilts of many foreign swords.
When edges and bullets are treated with gringollsis, combinades
become very effective therimoirs (monster-killing tools).
ON the second day Rossamünd’s life as a
lamplighter started in full. Now he was properly arrived in this
wild place, he was careful to replenish his bandage with the
recent-made Exstinker, dawdling with his preparations until the
other lighters had gone to breakfast. Obeying instructions, he
ventured out fully harnessed, a necessary precaution this close to
the monsters’ realm. He quickly discovered the day-watch consisted
of little more than rounds of chores, beginning—navylike—with the
scrubbing of all the floors, soap-stoning and swabbing and flogging
every story of the tower as if they were the decks of a ram.
Nothing more was said about the incident with the
dogs, though the young lighter was not required to muck and feed
them anymore. Instead he and Threnody helped in the kitchens or in
the Works—as the third floor from the entrance was named, carrying
and fetching for Onesimus Grumely, the house-tinker and sometime
proofener, or tending the fortlet’s bright-limns and lanterns with
Mister Splinteazle, Seltzerman 2nd Class.Yet Rossamünd soon
discovered his favorite task was to join sentries, watching through
the loopholes in the walls or from the observation benches upon the
roof. Dubbed the Fighting Top, it was a place he quickly decided
was the best in the whole cothouse. From there, high and safe, he
could marvel at the whole flatland of the Frugelle with little
interruption and still be considered working.
Threnody did not share his enthusiasm for the view.
“This is an ugly place,” she declaimed darkly as they watched with
Theudas after middens. “All I can see is a hundred nooks for
bugaboos to flourish.”
Even as she spoke there came a single flash of
lightning far away north, leaping from the flat cover of cloud
straight to the earth. A second distant bolt had Theudas
ducking.
“What, by my aching bowels, was that?” the lampsman
exclaimed.
The peal of thunder took a long time to reach them,
and by then it was only a sullen grumble.
“Maybe Europe has found her rever-man!” Rossamünd
stared in the direction of the strike, heart thumping with
fright.
“Maybe,” replied Threnody, her tone saying, Who
cares!
Threnody’s sour misgivings and the regularity of
lamplighting life soon dulled the novelty of a new location. A
day’s beginning was marked by the usual rattle of drums and its end
by the cry “A lamp! A lamp to light your path!” declaring
the arrival of the Haltmire lighters—stern, stiff fellows that the
Stoolers called “Limpers.” Then, as at Winstermill, was a little
time for each day-watchman to do as he pleased before
douse-lanterns. However, Rossamünd found the sameness of each
day—as at Winstermill—a real and surprising comfort; for all their
overfamiliarity, the routines were powerfully settling.
Different from the manse, however, were Domesdays.
Out here they were not free of labor; indeed the lantern-watch had
no rest at all. It was a day of reduced work, but House-Major
Grystle was of the opinion that idle hands make waste, and the
vigil was a make-and-mend day where clothes were patched and
proofing was mended.
Yet in between light Domesday duties and any spare
moment of an evening, the Stoolers enjoyed what Rossamünd soon
considered his favorite pastime: sitting in the mess to play at
checkers and the card games of lesquin and pirouette. They
conducted themselves with far better grace and mirth than the
prentices and, though the stakes were high, there was no bickering
on the shuffle or squabbling over who could bet what or when. At
pirouette—where the winning hand had the losing hand do a silly
dance—they went easy on Rossamünd, letting him learn; but Threnody
they needed to give no such grace. She quickly showed herself a
match for all, even Mister Harlock, the sergeant-master, who proved
shrewdly adept at outwitting most of his billet-mates. Young
Theudas, however, was far too sharp and beat all with great
whoops! of victory as he mercilessly had everyone—even
Rossamünd—hopping one dance or another as they lost the
round.
“Kindly Ladies Watch the Happy Aurangs again!” he
declared triumphantly, throwing down both queens, both duchesses
and both aurangs.
Half the success of the game was knowing precisely
what made for a winning hand; there was a long list of
combinations, just like the Hundred Rules of Harundo, and Rossamünd
was slow to remember them all. Once again his own hand was
pathetically meager, the worst of the round and now—for the fifth
time that night—he was made to gambol about, curling his arms in
and out calling, “I’m a monkey! I’m a monkey!” his face attaining
the hue of the red side of his quabard.
“Go easy on the new babbies,” Lamplighter-Sergeant
Mulch chuckled while the other Stoolers guffawed at Rossamünd’s
antics. Threnody looked on with an expression of almost feline
satisfaction. Mysteriously, Theudas never seemed to trump her, and
she had not yet been made to dance a single turn.
Mulch’s well-intentioned interjection only made
Theudas more gleefully determined to win, and Rossamünd was made to
turn a jig many more times before he won his first hand. Of all his
billet-mates, Aubergene or Lightbody were perhaps the most
unfortunate at cards.
“Ye’d have to be the most losingest two I ever
clapped eyes on!” Under-Sergeant Poesides would laugh almost every
night as he watched either unfortunate lighter lope about foolishly
as the winning cards directed. He and all the others—whether
Stooler, Bleaker or Limper—would refuse to play them at the more
serious hands of lesquin. Here the spoils of victory were grog
rations and favors; the lowest-valued favor was to stand in for
kitchen duties or firelock cleaning, the value quickly escalating
to the ultimate prize: having another take your place to muck the
jakes. Out here sewer-workings were not nearly as sophisticated as
at Winstermill, and the water closets needed frequent flushing with
buckets of old dishwater and cleaning with broad, blunt shovels on
long handles—an odious job, the most unpleasant task for the
day-watch.
The house-major would play no game of chance
against his men—especially not lesquin—declaring solemnly that “an
officer should never take from those under his command nor be seen
to be overborne by them either.”
Near the end of their first week new stores
arrived on the back of a long dray that had lumbered the dangerous
Wettin Lowroad up from Hurdling Migh. Rossamünd knew only vaguely
of this city: an isolated settlement—so his peregrinat told
him—semi-independent in its remoteness and filled with a stern yet
hospitable people. The driver of the dray and his grim-looking
side-armsman were both pale-looking fellows. They had apparently
made the northward journey often, but the threatening rumor of
bogle and nicker had forced them to hire a scourge for
protection.
This hireling was called the Scarlet Tarquin.
He—she—it—sat stiffly now at the front of the truck swathed
entirely in red fascins, bandaged crown to toe in protective cloth
with only two round lenses protruding at the eyes. Laden with
salumanticums, stoups, powder-costers and all the appurtenances of
skolding, the scourge simply watched but did not offer help.
Passing the red-wrapped teratologist as he and Threnody tumbled
down the steps to help unload, the young lighter was affronted by a
faint, yet powerfully unpleasant whiff of potent chemistry. He
stayed well clear of this scarlet scourge as he worked.
On the dray were piled crates of musket balls,
wayfoods and script parts; butts of rum, wine and black powder;
sacks of flour, cornmeal and dried pease; even three bolts of
undyed drill for making-and-mending day.While two lighters stood at
guard on the road, every item was hauled up by a limber-run sheer
on the fourth floor, its winch arm swung out from broad double
doors—the store-port high in Wormstool’s wall. Climbing onto the
dray, Rossamünd helped Theudas and Poesides shift and tie each load
to the sheer cord.
Standing below by the flat truck, the tired and
humorless driver was arguing vociferously with Semple the day-clerk
about the excessive charge for service this time.
“Thy wants thy goods timely and whole, do thee
not?” the driver was saying. “Safe passage for cargo dern’t come
cheap nowadays.” He glared at the Scarlet Tarquin for
emphasis.
Rossamünd did not hear the reply, for Poesides
moved away with sudden violence, giving a great shout: “Watch
it, lad! The knot’s come loose! Load’s goin’ to fall!” The
under-sergeant tried to grab at him but did not get a grip as he
stumbled away.
“Clear out below!” came a sharp cry from the
store-port above.
Rossamünd looked up and there hurtling down to
crush him was a butt, set free by a poorly tied knot—a knot he had
wound himself.The young lighter hesitated in his fright, stupidly
heedless of his own danger and more concerned with the possible
harm to the stores.
“Rossamünd!” Threnody yelped.
Yet he stood transfixed as the heavy barrel dropped
on him; instead of leaping aside he caught the entire weight in his
arms with little more than a slight huff!—just as you might
catch an inflated ball. The weight of the load drove him to the
truck-top, pinning him on his back. He held the butt on his chest
for several astounded beats before lifting it and setting it
carefully back on the tray, keenly aware of the equally astounded
faces all turned to him, even peering in amazement from the fourth
floor.
“Did ye see that?” he heard drift down from above.
“Fifty pound of musket shot and he catched it without a
trouble!”
“How’d you do that?” Theudas exclaimed. “That was a
full butt of balls! It would have smashed even Sequecious
flat!”
Threnody rushed to the side of the dray-truck and
looked up at him. “Rossamünd! Are you whole?”
“I—I believe so . . .” was all the young lighter
could get out. He tugged at the white solitaire about his throat,
seeking better breath.
“That’s enough heavy loading for ye, lad,” Poesides
declared. “Ye can’t depend on freakish catches all the time in this
job. Take a spell inside. Have Mister Tynche or Splinteazle take a
look at ye if ye reckon it necessary. I’ll leave ye in the hands of
the lass.”
Rossamünd obeyed, Threnody helping him up each
stairway.
“You should have been pounded to pea-mash by that
bullet-barrel,” she insisted.
“My chest does hurt, if that’s more satisfying,”
Rossamünd answered wryly.
“Oh, ha-ha.” Threnody did not look amused. “You
should hardly make a jest of such a horrid thing. I thought you
were done in! Poesides has it right: most certainly a freakish
catch.”
Talk of his feat buzzed about the cothouse in an
instant, and other Stoolers popped their heads out from nooks to
send funny looks his way.
Safely deposited on his bunk, Rossamünd took off
his proofed-silk sash and his quabard to relieve the bruised
tenderness in his ribs.
“What is that about your chest?” Threnody asked,
crouching by him and looking at the loose collar of his
shirt.
Rossamünd’s innards almost burst open with fright.
Oh no, my Exstinker bandage! “It’s—it’s—it’s . . . it’s for
putting on nullodor,” he tried.
“What, the one that Critchety-crotchety ledgermain
fellow made you?” the girl lighter questioned.
Frowning, Rossamünd nodded.
“You don’t use it, do you?” Threnody
snorted.
His frown deepening, he nodded once more.
“When? Even out unloading carts?”
“Aye!” Rossamünd hissed in exasperation. “All the
time! It was a command of my old masters back at the
foundlingery.”
“Aren’t you the obedient little munkler, then?”
Threnody looked narrowly at him. She turned and left him to recover
alone.
Later in the day, when goods were safely stowed
and the dray left, returning to Bleakhall and then home, presumably
to Hurdling Migh, Rossamünd was called to House-Major Grystle’s
desk.
“What is this that I have ear of: you snatching
falling loads as if they were light parcels?” the house-major
queried.
“I couldn’t well have let it fall to crash, sir.”
Rossamünd was a little baffled by the fuss made of his fortunate
grab.
Grystle gave a baffled blink of his own. “No, I
suppose you couldn’t have at that.” He dusted a fleck off his
pristine sleeve. “A powerful fine catch either way, Lampsman. I did
not know they raised you so strong in Boschenberg—the lords at the
Mill would be well advised to prentice more of your
countrymen.”
“Aye, sir.”
“Maybe we should make you our fellow to challenge
those stuffy Limpers to a wrench-of-arms?” The house-major gave a
kindly smile.
Rossamünd did not really know what his superior was
talking about. “Maybe, sir” was all he could think to say.
After a clumsy pause that grew into an
uncomfortable silence, Rossamünd was dismissed.
Quizzical eyes were on him all that night at mains,
the story growing some in its retelling. Aubergene asked him how he
was feeling after catching half the load of the dray.
“It was really just one butt, nothing more,”
Rossamünd explained.
“Aye, but I heard it was a very full one.”
Rossamünd shrugged.
Fortunately the incident quickly receded into the
routine. Not more than two days later he was able to enter a room
without there being that strange, deliberate silence. It was not
completely forgotten, however, for it earned Rossamünd a new name:
“The Great Harold” they began to call him, or “Master Haroldus,”
after the hero of the Battle of the Gates. Not even in the face of
the awe of the prentices when he killed the gudgeon had Rossamünd
ever felt so complimented. He had been given a new name—a proper
military nickname—and the quiet, hidden joy of it had him smiling
himself to sleep for the rest of the week.
“I thought Harold was a skold,” was all Threnody
said in quibble one breakfast.
“Aye, he was,” Aubergene answered her, from across
the bench, “but he was a dead-mighty one.”
Thankfully, she did not say any more to spoil
Rossamünd’s delight, nor did she venture another word about the
barrel or his Exstinker bandage.
Proving to have suffered no permanent discomfort
from his catching feat, Rossamünd was soon employed in his very
first excursion away from the cothouse. On the opening day of the
second week he was sent with Poesides, Aubergene and Lightbody to
carry stores to a poor old eeker-woman—an exile who had fled across
the Ichormeer from somewhere east. Rossamünd was astounded that
lighters would seek to aid one of the under class, a reject of her
own society and unwanted in the Empire as well.
“Ah! Master Haroldus has come to lend us his mighty
hands!” Poesides said in kindly jest as they readied to
leave.
The other lighters smiled warmly in response as
Rossamünd ducked his head to hide his delight.
The necessary stores—foodstuffs, clothing,
repellents, a small quantity of black powder and balls—were lifted
onto their backs and they departed,Whelpmoon observing them
blearily as they filed out the heavy front door and down the narrow
steps. Cold was the morning, its soft breath stinging cheeks, the
eastern horizon orange-pink with the sun’s rising.
“Where are we going to?” Rossamünd asked Aubergene
quietly as they crossed the road and stood on its northern
verge.
The lighter adjusted his grip on the long-rifle he
bore. “There’s a small seigh out north near the banks of the Frugal
where an old dame lives. Mama Lieger is her name. The bee’s buzz is
that she likes to talk to the bogles and that’s why she lives far
out here—fled from Wörms to escape accusing tongues.”
“Aye, and now we’re the sorry sods who ’ave to do
’er deliveries,” interjected Lightbody. “I’ve ’eard it she was some
wild strig-woman when she was younger, coming from one of them
irritable troupes of wild folk from the Geikélund out back of
Wörms.”
“Didn’t the folks where she’s from try to hang
her?” Rossamünd had a vision of a terrible destructress with
flashing blades and flying hair having monsters around for
supper.
“I reckon she must have got away afore they could.”
Aubergene smiled.
Rossamünd shifted the uncomfortable load and stared
a little suspiciously at the uneasy threwd that brooded out beyond
the road-edge. “Why doesn’t she have Squarmis the costerman do the
delivering?”
“ ’Cause that filthy salt-horse won’t take things
to the likes of her,” answered Poesides, “and she could ne’er
afford him to if ever he did. No, lad, it is our honor to take
these supplies to her. She bain’t the only eeker to get our help:
it’s the lighters’ way out here, to succor all kinds in need
without fault-findin’.” He gave an acerbic sideways look at
Lightbody.
“But isn’t she a sedorner?” Rossamünd pressed,
feeling a glimmer of hope. “I thought lighters would have said
all sedorners were bad folk and done them in somehow.”
“A lamp’s worth is proved by its color, lad.” The
under-sergeant gave him a curious look. “Mama Lieger has done good
for us, so we do for her benefit as she has done for ours . . . and
maybe—if she does hold conversationals with the local hobs—she
might put in a good word for us with them. But just have yer
intellectuals about ye, else she’ll have ye believing that some
monsters are not so bad after all.”
“Aye . . . ” Aubergene muttered, “though some might
agree with her on that one.”
Almost stumbling down the side of the highroad,
Rossamünd looked in surprise at the lampsman, a dawning of respect
rising in his bosom.
“Stopper that talk, Lampsman!” Poesides barked.
“Her saying such things is one bend of a crook, but ye spratting on
so is a whole other. I don’t want to have to leave ye with the old
gel when we get to her house.”
Aubergene ducked his head. “Aye, Under-Sergeant,”
he murmured.
Poesides fixed Rossamünd with a commanding eye.
“We’re all about quiet when walking off the road, so silence them
questions for now.”
The youngest lighter obeyed and said naught as the
under-sergeant traveled an unmarked path through the thick lanes
and thickets of thistle and cold-stunted olive and tea trees. In
single file the three followed after, walking as carefully they
could without going too slow. The shaley soil clinked softly as
their boots broke the damp, fog-dampened surface, to reveal the
earth beneath still dry and dusty. This was indeed a parched place,
yet life still flourished, making the most of what little moisture
it gleaned from the damp southern airs.
Always searching left and right, all four kept eyes
and ears sharp for signs of monsters. Tiny birds chased on either
side of them, flitting rapidly through the thick twine of thorny,
twiggy branches, rarely showing themselves but for a flash of
bright sky blue or fiery, black-speckled red. Rossamünd wanted to
stop, to be still for a time and breathe in the woody smells and
quietly observe the nervous flutterers, but on they marched,
pausing only for a brief breather and a suck of small beer.
Two miles out from the Wormway the difficult
country opened out a little and began to gently decline, a broad
view of the Frugal vale before them, gray, thorny, patched with
dark spinneys of squat, parched trees. Aubergene and Lightbody
moved to walk on either side of Poesides. Keen to prove himself a
worthy, savvy lighter Rossamünd did the same, stepping straight
into a spider’s web strung between two man-high thistles and still
glistening with dew in the advancing morning.
“Ack!” he spluttered and scrabbled at the
stickiness on his face, terrified some little crawler might be
about to sink fangs into his nose or crawl and nest in his
hair.
“Hold your crook in front of your face,” Aubergene
offered in a hush, clasping his long-rifle vertically in front of
him in example. “Catches the webs and keeps your dial safe of
them.”
There was not a glimpse or hint of a single monster
the whole way, yet the land still heeded them and knew they walked
where men seldom did or should. Choughs scooted away with a flash
of their white tail feathers at the lighters’ advance through the
cold land, looping low through the stunted swamp oaks, letting out
their clear calls: a single note bright yet mournful, ringing
across the flats. As the day-orb reached the height of its meridian
Rossamünd spied a high-house—a seigh—very much as its those
eeker-houses he saw from the Gainway down to High Vesting. This one
looked older, though—very much as if it belonged here, grown
somehow rather than built by human action; a sagging pile hidden
behind a patch of crooked, fragrant swamp oaks. Its too-tall
chimneys looked near ready to topple; its roof was entirely
submerged in yellow lichens; weedy straw grew from every crevice in
the lower footings. In this place the threwd was different somehow,
so gentle and insinuating that Rossamünd hardly perceived it; the
watchfulness was not so hostile—indeed, it was almost welcoming.
Rossamünd might have liked to stay here. He looked pensively up at
the high-house.
There was no stair to the gray-weathered door
nearly twenty feet above.
Poesides took Rossamünd’s fodicar from him. “We
really must get ye a right lengthened crook,” he muttered. Hefting
it up, the under-sergeant deftly hooked a cloth-covered chain
hanging well above their heads from the wall by the door. He gave
it a series of deliberate tugs and waited.
Aubergene and Lightbody kept watch at their
backs.
There was only a brief wait before the lofty door
opened with a clunk and a small head peeped without.
“Ah-hah, das güt aufheitermen!” Rossamünd seemed to
hear, a soft woman’s voice speaking incomprehensibly in what he
could only presume—from his prenticing with Lampsman Puttinger—was
Gott. “Guten Tag, happy fellows!” the voice called a little louder
in Brandenard.
“Mother Lieger!” Poesides gave a hoarse cry, trying
to be heard without making noise. “We have yer stores.”
“Güt, güt,” and the head disappeared.What had
appeared like a small, moldering eave over the door shuddered and,
with a click, began to drop smoothly to the ground, lowered on
thick cord.
It was an elevator.They were rare in Boschenberg
and, no matter how simple this device was, out in the wilds was the
last place Rossamünd expected to find one.
Each lighter was raised up on this small, worn
platform. Poesides went first, and as the smallest Rossamünd was
sent up next, finding the elevator more stable than it first
appeared. He had no notion how Mama Lieger might operate this
device if ever she left the house, but this pondering did not
occupy his mind long. At the top he found a tiny front room—the
obverse—with loopholes in the back wall and another solid door too,
which was currently open. The woman was not there, though domestic
bustle was coming from some rearward room. Rossamünd waited as the
under-sergeant worked the mechanism that raised the platform. All
present, Poesides led them through the second door to carefully
deposit their burdens in a small closet at the end of a short,
white hall.
“Ahh,” came that soft female voice, getting louder
as the speaker appeared from a side door. “I must be thanking you
once again for keeping a poor old einsiedlerin’s pantry
full.”
Bearing a tray of opaque white glasses, Mama Lieger
turned out to be a neat, rather dumpy old lady, silvery tresses
arranged in a precise bun, neither too tight nor too relaxed. Her
homely clothes of shawl, stomacher-dress and apron were sensibly
simple as was the interior of her humble dwelling. Run-down as it
was, the parlor into which the men were invited was clean and tidy,
any drafty holes plugged with unused flour-bags neatly rolled and
wedged into the gaps. Yet for all this orderly homeliness there
remained in her puddingy features evidence of the sharp, hawklike
face she would have once possessed and a disquieting keen and
untamed twinkle in her penetrating gaze—something deeply aware and
utterly irrepressible. Serving them the piping, sharply spiced
saloop the old eeker-woman looked Rossamünd over hat-brim to
boot-toe. “Who is this new one, then?” she smiled, her expression
most definitely hawkish. “Do they make lighters in half sizes now,
yes? To take up less room in your festung—your fortress—yes?”
MAMA LIEGER
Poesides and the lampsmen gave a hearty
chuckle.
“I—” Rossamünd fumbled for a proper response.
As she passed a drink to him, the young lighter
noticed the hint of a dark brown swirl sinuating out from under the
eeker-woman’s long sleeve, its style and color looking so very like
a monster-blood tattoo. Rossamünd nearly missed his grip on the cup
of saloop.
Mama Lieger noticed him noticing her marks and
peered at him closely. “What a one you have brought me, Poesides.”
The neat old lady’s wild, black eyes gleamed disconcertingly. “It
is so very clear this one has seen his tale of ungerhaur; have you
not, my little enkle, yes? Poor young fellow, I see the touch on
him—I see he bears the burden of seeing like Mama Lieger sees, of
thinking like she thinks, yes?”
Is she calling me a sedorner too? Rossamünd
looked nervously from her to his billet-mates: he did not relish
being ostracized so early in his posting.
“Aye, aye, Mama.” The under-sergeant came to his
rescue. “Ye’d have everyone lost in the outramour if ye could,” he
said tightly.
“That I would and the better for the world if you
all were. Not to matter, you stay out here for a long time and the
land will quietly speak to you—mutter mutter—the schrecken— the
threwd—changing your mind: is that not right, my little enkle?” She
peered at Rossamünd once more.
“I—ah—” How can she talk such dangerous words so
freely? He wondered at the mild expressions of his fellow
lampsmen, sipping tentatively at their piquant saloop and trying
not to show how unpleasant they found it. Why doesn’t Poesides
damn her as a vile traitor and have her hanged from the nearest
tree? These fellows weren’t mindless
invidists—monsterhaters—not at all. Rossamünd did not know what to
think of them.
Apparently heedless, Mama Lieger sat in a soft
high-backed chair and engaged the older fellows in simple chatter
for a time, yet her shrewd attention constantly flickered over to
Rossamünd.
Uncomfortable, Rossamünd looked at the mantel above
the cheerily crackling fire. There he spied a strange-looking doll,
a grinning little mannish-shaped thing with a big head and small
body made entirely of bark and tufts of old grass. Even as he
looked at it the smile seemed to expand more cheekily and, for a
sinking beat, Rossamünd was sure he saw an eye open—a deep yellow
eye that reminded him ever so much of Freckle.
The eye gave him a wink.
Rossamünd jerked in fright, spilling a little of
his saloop.
All other eyes turned on him.
“Ye got the horrors, Lampsman?” Poesides asked in
his most authoritative voice, a hint of disapproval in his eyes, as
if Rossamünd’s behavior was a shame to the lighters.
“I—” was all Rossamünd could say for a moment. He
gripped his startled thoughts and chose better words. “I have not,
Under-Sergeant, I—I was startled by that ugly little doll,” he
finished weakly.
“An ugly doll.” Poesides looked less than
pleased.
Mama Lieger stood spryly. “He is never ugly!” she
insisted, rising to stand by the wizened little thing. “My little
holly-hop man. He is just sleeping his little sleeping-head.” She
patted the rugged thing with a motherly “coo,” and turned a knowing
look on Rossamünd.
He could not believe she was being so bold, nor
that his fellows did not seem overly perturbed. Rossamünd looked
fixedly into his glass of too-spicy, barely-drunk saloop and did
not look up again till they were shuffling out of the room to
leave. It was a relief to be going, despite the friendly threwd.The
four made a hasty journey in the needling cold, Rossamünd as eager
as the others to be home, back to the familiarity of the cothouse,
their path easier for the lightening of their backs. He was glad
too for the enforced silence to stopper his questioning mouth and
for the distraction of the threwd growing less friendly again to
occupy his troubled thoughts. With Wormstool clearly in sight, a
dark, stumpy stone finger protruding high upon the flatland,
Aubergene dared a quiet question.
“What were you getting all spooked at with that
unlighterly display in front of the Mama, Rossamünd?”
Rossamünd flushed with shame. “That—that holly-hop
doll moved, Aubergene,” he hissed. “It winked and grinned at me!”
he added at the other lighter’s incredulous look.
“You’re a dead-strange one, Lampsman Bookchild.”
Aubergene gave a grin of his own. “Maybe Mama Lieger is right and
you can see like she sees?” He scratched his cheek with an open
palm. “I’ve sure seen the dead-strangest occurrences since being
out here; changes the way you think, it does. Perhaps you can put
in a good word to the monsters for us too, ’ey?”
Rossamünd’s guts griped. Was the man being serious?
Yet Aubergene’s grin was wry and teasing and Rossamünd grinned
foolishly in return.
“Hush it the brace of ye!” Poesides growled. “Ye
knows better . . .”
Of one thing Rossamünd was becoming more certain:
he was quickly growing to like these proud, hardworking,
simple-living lighters. He could begin to imagine a lamplighter’s
life out here with them.
During their third week and an endless round of
chores, Europe stopped by Wormstool, accompanied by a lampsman from
Bleakhall as her hired lurksman. She had managed to persuade his
superiors to release him to aid in her vital task of keeping the
Paucitine safe—that was how she told it at least. Thoroughly
impressed to be meeting the Branden Rose, the Stoolers joked with
their Bleaker chum, declaring him the most fortunate naught-good
box-sniffer in all the Idlewild.
“Aye, and I’m earnin’ more a day than ye all do in
a month,” he bragged.
Europe ignored them as she spoke briefly with
Rossamünd.
“Did you catch the rever-man?” was almost the first
thing he said to her. “Was that your lightning we saw last
week?”
“It might well have been. The basket was well knit
and required a little more—push, shall we say. I never found out
where it came from, though. Tell me,” she said, changing the
subject, “are you happily established in this tottering
fortlet?”
“Aye, happily enough,” Rossamünd answered. He
wondered how he might fare trying to persuade Europe to hunt only
rever-men. Probably not well, he concluded, and asked
conversationally, “Have you been to the Ichormeer yet?”
“No.” Europe frowned quizzically. “There is no call
to go picking fights one does not need.”
Threnody had come down to the mess but caught one
glimpse of the fulgar, and with a polite grimace and a forced
“How-do-you-do” went straight back up to wherever she had come
from.
“How is our new-carved miss finding the
full-fledged lighting life?” Europe asked amusedly.
Rossamünd watched Threnody’s petulant retreat. “I
think she might be sorry for leaving Herbroulesse.”
Europe clucked her tongue. “The appeal of an
adventurous life seldom lasts in the bosom of a peer’s pampered
daughter.”
Rossamünd was not sure if the fulgar was talking
about Threnody or herself.
“Tell me, Rossamünd, have you received any replies
to your letters?”
It took a beat or two for the young lighter to
realize she was talking of his controversial missives to
Sebastipole and the good doctor. All the worry for Winstermill and
Numps returned in a flood. “No,” he answered simply. What else to
say?
Europe’s eyes narrowed. “Hmm.”
“What can it mean?” Rossamünd was suddenly afraid
that he had done the wrong thing in sending them.
“Nothing,” Europe offered, her voice distant.
“Everything. It probably simply indicates that your correspondents
are too busy with their own affairs and, more so, that there is
little they can do and little to be said as a result.”
“Oh.” His soul sank then lifted angrily. “There are
times in the small hours I want to board a po’lent and hurry back
to face Swill myself. I beat his rever-man and I can beat
him too!”
“I am sure you can, little man,” Europe chuckled,
“should you get that close . . . Keep at your work here, Rossamünd.
Let the rope run out—they will eventually choke on deeds of their
own invention. Such are the bitter turnings of Imperial politics:
you have to endure much ill before you prevail. Pugnating the
nicker is a much simpler life . . . and you live longer too,” she
finished with a smirk.
After an exchange of respectful greetings with
House-Major Grystle, Europe was soon on her way again, hired
lamplighter lurksman in tow.
“I go to Haltmire now, to solve problems for the
Warden-General,” she declared in farewell, adding quietly to
Rossamünd, “It should prove to be an intriguing venture—I hear some
distant grief has quite soured the Warden’s intellectuals. So wish
me well.”
“Do well,” Rossamünd answered anxiously.
Her departure left a hint of bosmath and something
for the lighters to talk about on the boring watches long
after.
As for Threnody, the lamplighters of Wormstool
themselves had scant clue how to live with a female in their
number. Regardless they proved proud of her all the same. “Our
little wit-girl” they called her, and would “ma’am” her wherever
she went in the cothouse. They would grow shy when she descended to
the well in the cellars to do her toilet, and some even doted a
little, going to some lengths to make sure she had ample supply of
parts for her plaudamentum and other treacles. At every change of
watch, when the Haltmire lighters would arrive, the Stoolers would
boast that they were better than their Limper chums, “ ’cause we
have a wit!” That there were no others amazed Rossamünd. He had
assumed lahzars would be standard issue on this leg of the Wormway,
yet there were only two skolds at Haltmire and nothing better than
a dispensurist at the four cothouses.
Clearly enjoying it, Threnody quickly grew
comfortable with the attention. She took to wearing a pair of
fine-looking doglocks in equally fine holsters at her hips, bearing
them everywhere and playing the part of pistoleer at last.
“Where did you get those?” Rossamünd
inquired one middens.
“Beautiful pieces, aren’t they?” The girl
beamed.
He had to agree: they were indeed attractive, made
of black wood and silver, every metal part engraved with the most
delicate floral filigree, elegant weapons despite their heavy
bore.
“Do you remember the prolonged stop we made at
Hinkerseigh?”
“Aye.” He recalled most of all that she made them
wait.
“These were why I was gone. I purchased them from
Messrs. Lard & Wratch of Chortle Lane, finest gunsmiths in the
Placidine.” Her beam widened. “I have longed for them for so long,
looking in on them any time we made an excursion to that
town.”
“How much did they cost?” he whispered. “How did
you afford them?”
Threnody’s smile vanished. “Don’t you know that you
never ever ask a woman how much anything costs!” she
declaimed.
Rossamünd was sure that any regrets she might have
had for coming to Wormstool were cured.
A common practice of a dousing lantern-watch was
to leave the first two great-lamps on their route still
undoused.These morning-lights were left glowing to provide a little
light to the surrounds of the cothouse while the sun still tarried
on the lip of the world. Part of this practice involved members of
the day- or house-watch then going out and dousing them when the
day-shine was brighter.
On Gallowsnight Eve, with every vertical protrusion
in Wormstool hung with toy nooses of string and slight rope and
neckerchiefs to herald this ghoulish festivity, Rossamünd and
Threnody were sent to douse the morning-lights. They did this under
the eagerly watching eye of Theudas—eagerly watching, that is, of
Threnody. He was only slightly less recently joined to Wormstool
than they and could not be happier for it, now that this
dark-haired peerlet had arrived. At the base of East Worm 1 West
Halt 52 Threnody and Theudas swapped a little chatter while they
let Rossamünd struggle to douse the lamp.
“So how is old Grind-yer-bones?” Theudas inquired.
“Still grinding away on all the poor prentices?”
“I can tell you,” answered Threnody, “that he was
none too happy about us being sent out so soon. Went into
apoplexies arguing with the Master-of-Clerks.”
“Ahh, dear old Grind-yer-bones, he’s an awkward
basket.” Theudas shook his head. “The kind ye want on yer side in a
fight. We always reckoned he ate spent musket balls for his
breakfast as the only things that might satisfy his stomach of a
morning.”
Clang! Rossamünd took another swing at the
ratchet and missed.The other two seemed more than content to simply
watch as he flailed.
“Here, let me help you, Rossamünd,” Threnody piped,
going over to him. “He has never been much good at crook work,” she
said motheringly over her shoulder. “I’ve had to help him with the
winding before.”
“Is that the truth, Master Haroldus?” asked Theudas
with an incredulous laugh.
“Just the once,” Rossamünd muttered angrily.
“Little wonder then ol’ Grind-yer-bones was so
reluctant to ever let you out,” marveled Theudas. “Whoever heard of
a lighter who couldn’t light?”
Threnody gave a short braying laugh but saw
Rossamünd’s face and became serious. “He can throw a good potive
though,” she offered.
“All I need is a proper length crook!” Rossamünd
growled as he tried again.With a belated clink he got the
crank-hook home in the ratchet slot and with angry jerks began to
wind in the bloom.