8
POTS-AND-PANS
evolutions training in the correct
movements in marching and the right handling of weapons and other
equipment. Evolutions are taken very seriously in military organs,
especially in armies, where pediteers are drilled over and over and
over in all the marches and skills required until they become a
habit. Failure to perform evolutions successfully is punished,
sometimes severely, and this is usually enough to scare people into
excellence.
THE coursing party that finally left by the
middle of that very same day was constituted of the scourge Josclin
and another skold Rossamünd had never met before, Clement,
Sebastipole, a quarto of lurksmen, a platoon of ambuscadiers and
musketeers, the tractors of the dogs, and two mules with their
muleteers to bear comestibles. No one thought the coursers would be
gone long, and everyone expected them to return victorious.
Dolours had not joined in the course, which
Rossamünd thought strange given her venturing out to help fight the
Trought. “Not well enough to travel,” he overheard the bane say in
a brief word with Threnody.
Bellicos’ death was a heavy blow to everyone at
Winstermill. He might have been a world-weary veteran pensioned
off, so to speak, along the safest stretch of the way, but he was
one of their own. Reports of lighters from other parts of the
highroad coming to their end were common enough, but this was the
first lighter from the manse to be killed in a long while. Ol’
Barny was flown at half-mast, and the lighters, pediteers, servants
and even the clerks wore long faces and did their duty
perfunctorily.
At limes, and more so at middens, the other
prentices—those who had been safely in Winstermill washing and
breakfasting and marching while their fellows were fleeing the
umbergog—nagged those of Q Hesiod Gæta to recount every particular
of their flight. Their own deaths so nearly realized that morning,
those of Rossamünd’s quarto were unwilling to endlessly repeat
their small parts in the rampaging of the Trought. Deeply shocked,
they had no heart for the usual showing away and idle brags, but
sat together in the mess hall in a melancholy huddle.Threnody would
not sit with them, but stayed very near, cleaning her fusil
ostentatiously. Unsatisfied, their fellows diverted themselves,
wondering what the coursing party might do to the creature,
wandering off to ignorant conjectures about whether Clement or
Sebastipole or Laudibus Pile was the best leer.
“Did you see how the basket tried to get into the
Bowels?” Crofton Wheede wondered quietly, his haunted gaze looking
at nothing. “I thought he was after us, but he was set fast on that
meat cart.”
“Maybe they were baiting it,” Smellgrove offered in
a whisper.
“They looked too a-frighted for that,” countered
Pillow.
“Exactly,” said Threnody from outside the circle.
“Besides, who’d be simple-headed enough to bait an umbergog?”
“Me dead dad,” Wrangle muttered, flashing a look of
suppressed fury at the girl.
“Maybe they were delivering parts for the dark
trades.” Rossamünd spoke up, thinking of the hint of swine’s lard
he had detected.
That struck the others dumb.
“Carry for the dark trades right under our noses?”
Smellgrove snorted.
Rossamünd shrugged. “I’ve seen some bad fellows try
to get a rever-man through the Spindle. It’s not impossible.”
His fellow prentices looked at him oddly and lapsed
into ruminative silence.
Soon the mood of the Hesiod Gæta prentices affected
the whole platoon, and a heavy glumness settled on them all.
For Rossamünd, the sorrow of the lampsman’s passing
and the Trought’s imminent destruction was far bleaker than he had
reckoned upon. In a few months he had seen so much death—violent
and stark and shocking quick—nothing like the glorious end that his
pamphlets described for its heroes. The life of adventure
was a life of violence. He had been seeking this, but now
found he did not want it; men died, monsters died, and only grief
and self-doubt remained. Barely eating his skilly and ignoring all
about him, the young prentice felt a light touch on his shoulder.
It was Threnody, looking at him with guarded and unexpected
sympathy, perhaps to show that she understood. Rossamünd was not
sure anyone could.Who else was able to comprehend sadness for the
slaughter of a monster?
Grindrod was determined not to let the boys wallow
in the aftermath. They were set to marching, stepping-regular
across the Grand Mead and back, across and back, left, right, left
. . . for what remained of that grief-struck day. “Good practicing
for tomorrow morning’s pageant-of-arms,” as the
lamplighter-sergeant put it. However, Grindrod was himself more
irascible than usual, and bawled out even the slightest error.
“Keep to yer dressing, ye splashing salamanders! I didn’t stand out
here hollering at ye for more than two months to witness this
clod-footed display! Step-regular like I have showed ye! Swift and
even!”
The Lamplighter-Marshal visited the prentices at
mains. He told them that he had halted the prentice-watch once
more, and spoke quietly to each member of Q Hesiod Gæta. “It is a
hard thing to lose a brother-in-arms, Prentice Bookchild,” the
Marshal said gently, pale eyes genuine in their commiseration.
“Grieve freely, and remember well why it is we stand here against
the wicked foe.”
But what if the foe is one only because we make
him so? Rossamünd quashed the troubling thought.
“Lamplighter-Marshal, sir?” piped Smellgrove. “What
happened to that butcher’s wagon?”
The Marshal smiled. “Ah, those fellows hid scared
in the Bowels till middens then went down the Gainway, very anxious
to be gone—not like ye stout gents standing afore the front of
stiffest dangers!” He looked at all the prentices with fatherly
esteem. “Bravely done, my boys, bravely done!”
Every face, whether it had suffered trauma that day
or not, beamed at him.
A double tot of grog was given out as a treat that
night, an especial consideration to the boys who had suffered that
morning.They all drank openly in memorial to Bellicos, and the
eight quietly in thankfulness for their own survival.
“A confusion on the nickers!” Arabis boisterously
cried the habitual toast.
It was repeated lustily by all but Rossamünd, who
barely murmured, “A confusion on the nickers,” and then mouthed,
and an end to my own.
Mains came to its end and evenstalls began. While
the other prentices,Threnody with them, went to their confines to
polish and prepare for tomorrow’s full parade, Rossamünd was
required to present himself at the kitchen for his scullery
punishment. He was given no dispensation for the terrible attack of
the Trought. Exhausted, he stowed his hat, frock coat and weskit
safely in his cell, put on a smock issued to all prentices for
laboring duties, then hurried out.
Only four sharp turns from the prentices’ mess hall
were the enormous kitchens with their sweating, white daubed walls
and high ceilings of intersecting smoke- and fat-blackened beams.
Cookhouse, buttery, small-mill, scullery and slaughter yard were
together run by the culinaire, a woman infamously known as the
Snooks. She was stout and lumpy and not much taller than Rossamünd,
dressed in gray, with a puckered perspiring face, its age hidden
beneath a trowel’s worth of boudoir cream. Worse, her lips and
jowls were pinked with rouge, making her look like an ancient kind
of good-day gala-girl, such as those Rossamünd had passed in less
seemly parts of Boschenberg.
A near-mythic fear of her made pots-and-pans an
excellent punishment for defaulting prentices. From her throne at
the end of a long-scarred bench the Snooks glowered at Rossamünd
through thick double spectacles as he entered the steam, stink and
sweat.
“Hark ’ee, another weedy lantern-stick sent by old
Grind-yer-bones to do me dishes!” she cried at him above the
clangor of chopping knives and stirring ladles. “Ye lads come to me
so often I don’t have any labors for me scullery maids to work,”
she added with a chuckle, a strangled wheezing gurgle.
Rossamünd swallowed a gasp at the sharp, distinctly
unpleasant odor of the kitchens. He had expected they would always
smell sweet, of baking crusts and roasting sides: where Mother
Snooks sat reeked more of fat and some acrid cleaning paste. “I’ve
come for pots-and-pans.”
“Yes, yes, I know that!” the Snooks snapped. “It’s
the only reason ye bantlings come to me.” She squinted at him
through fogging glasses, her lips pursing and puckering over and
over. She took out a small, well-thumbed tally book and flipped
many pages. “Let us spy on who we’ve got ourselves here,” she
muttered, running a stubby finger as if down a list. “Ninth of
Pulvis . . . ninth of . . . Ah! Here ye be! Ye pasty li’l
sugarloaf,” she stated in small triumph, then looked hard and close
at the page. “Oh.” She gave Rossamünd a quizzing look. “Ye’re not
the new girl, are ye?”
“Ah . . . No, ma’am.” Then it occurred to him what
she meant. A little glimmer of self-respect expired within. “I . .
. I just have a—a girl’s name.”
The Snooks gave a strange, high snort and her
gurgling forgery of a laugh. “Well, perhaps we should find ye a
pretty pinafore to wear!” This made her laugh even harder.
Rossamünd stood stiffly and waited for her to
stop.
She wagged her head and dabbed at an oily tear.
“The burdens some of us have to bear, eh?” she sighed. She marked
the tally book with the greasy stub-end of a pencil and put the
book away somewhere in her apron. Pointing into the confusion of
the cries and the cooking she instructed him, “Off ye go—scullery’s
through there and down yon stairs. Philostrata is always ready for
the help.”
Rossamünd rolled up the sleeves of his smock and
made his way through the bustling kitchen. He passed the
small-mill, where the pistor ground and pounded the flour in a
great granite mortar ready for hasty pudding, the little treat
allowed the prentices on Domesdays. His stomach gurgled. Some might
have said it was bland stuff, hasty pudding, but as an interruption
to the repetitive menu, it was a small ladling of bliss. Rossamünd
stepped aside as the furner stoked the ten-door oven that dominated
the center of the great room, bumping into one of the baxters as
she prodded and checked her baking breads.
THE SNOOKS
“Oi there, pip-squeak,” the baxter warned. “Best
mind yourself, afore you wind up in one of me loaves!”
At last in the farther corner he found an oblong
hole in the floor through which steam was continuously venting in
churning swirls. The scullery cellar. Paved steps went down and
Rossamünd descended till he was standing by a line of scrubbers,
great wooden vats brimful of frothy, near-scalding water. The
rosy-faced scullery maids, arms up to elbows in suds, greeted him
with singsong cheer. The head scullery maid, Philostrata, handed
him a soap-greasy cloth. “Sooner to start is sooner to end.” She
pointed with a nod to a tub crowded about with unsteady piles of
grimed crockery and smeared turnery.
Vinegar flies floated about the stack
delicately.
Pots-and-pans!
The water was tremendously hot, but when Rossamünd
flinched, the nearest scullery maid chided him gently. “Don’t be a
mewling great babbie, now.” She smiled. “You’ll get used to the
scald. Young lantern-sticks need to grow into hardy
lighters.”
Rossamünd washed pots, pans, plates, griddles,
saucers, fine Gomroon porcelain, dainty Heil glassware, sturdy
mugs, cutlery and turnery. Sweat dripped from his brow and soaked
his shirt as he scrubbed away the grease and washed off the
spittles and scraps. The water turned into a foul, tepid soup that
was promptly replaced with steaming new water poured from large
coppers and made sudsy with great scoops of scarlet-powder.
Scullery hands bustled about taking washed plates, drying them,
hustling them off to be stored.
As the scullery maids worked they gossiped and
griped. “. . . Did you see what she upstairs had delivered
today?” one woman huffed with a ceilingward glance and a dripping
poke of her thumb in the vague direction of the Snooks. “We only
used to get the finest, but now she rules the roost. Acacia
says she carts in this awful cheap wheat dust from
Doggenbrass! She ought to know better!”
“Tut!” another maid exclaimed. “The finest fields
in the Sundergird just north of us, and she’s importing poor
stuffs from across the Grume! All because of that pinch-a-goose,
Odious Podious.”
“Larks! Been here but three years and it’s like he
rules the place!”
“Or like he wants to,” came the first scullery
maid’s shrewd answer.
“Mm-hmm,” her colleagues-in-suds agreed.
Rossamünd washed for an hour, his puckered hands
becoming insensible to the steaming water, and was relieved when
Philostrata told him that his job was done and he could leave.
Feeling a weight lifted, he hurried up the scullery steps eager for
the seclusion of his cell.
His joy was premature.
Finding the happy prentice without a task and ready
to leave, the Snooks put a heavy arm about Rossamünd and guided him
over to an enormous fireplace filled with chains and lumpish
levers. The pendulous fat of her limb flowed about either side of
his neck. Rossamünd strained his head away from the noxious mixing
of her posy-perfume and the funk of her armpits. Before him was a
great cauldron, removed from its hooks over the hearth.
“Now I want ye to hop into there,” the Snooks said,
pointing to the enormous pot, “and scrub away till it all
gleams.”
The young prentice regarded the cauldron with
sinking, wide-eyed disgust. With a helping hoist up and over from a
soup cook, he was made to climb inside, and to his horror the pot
was still warm from its cooking. He was expected to scratch at the
crust of ages within with little more than a bent butter knife and
an old brush. Squashed on his knees, Rossamünd labored in dread of
being forgotten and having some boiling, putrid fish-head stew
poured atop him. Hacking at the crust with the handle of the brush,
he had managed to make a fair pile of burnt smithereens at the
bottom of the great pot when he felt it being lifted and saw the
stone mantel of the fireplace loom over the rim to eclipse the
smoke-stained white ceiling. They were going to boil him!
“Ahoy! Ahoy there! I’m in here!” he
hollered. “I’m in here!”
The cauldron was tipped on its side and Rossamünd
rolled on to the slate-paved floor. Small unidentifiable pieces of
char stuck to his face, hands and clothes.
“I’m sure ye’re very tasty, me lad,” the soup cook
grinned, “though I reckon yer boots might make for some prodigious
chewing.”
Shaking just a little, Rossamünd grinned with him.
Brushing off the char, he presented himself back at the Snooks’
chair. The kitchen was beginning to empty now, staff retiring for
the night as their duties finished, and Rossamünd was hopeful he
would be among them.
Regarding him through light-reflecting lenses, the
Snooks pursed and unpursed her lips. “What to do with ye now, eh?”
she muttered. “What to do with ye now . . . I tell ye what, boyo,”
the old potato sack of a woman offered at last, “I need ye to do a
little favor for yer old Mother Snooks.What do ye say?”
“W-What would I have to do, ma’am?”
“Why, just carry a trifling thing up some stairs
for me, that is all.”
“I . . . er . . . ,” Rossamünd started.
“Or shall I tell dear Grind-yer-bones just how
contrary ye are? I’d be happy to give ye a more regular place in me
kitchen.” The Snooks gave him an appraising look.
Rossamünd made a strangled noise.
“I’ll take that to be a ‘yes,’ shall I?” The
culinaire grinned wickedly. “Good lantern-stick.”
With that she took him back through the cookhouse
and out into a small quadrangle that he never knew existed. It was
sunk right down like a well amid the lofty walls of Winstermill and
was lit dimly by the light showing from the kitchen door and slit
windows. Stars showed through the high oblong hole above, blue
Gethsemenë—the brightest—winking at him silently. In the twilight
Rossamünd could tell the place was both manger and slaughterhouse,
the stink of pig’s sweat, lanolin, dung and blood mixing with the
smoke of a fitfully glowing brazier. By it a man stood, warming his
hands, clearly oblivious to the stink. He wore a striped apron and
a belt holding wicked-looking carvers—a slaughterman.
The Snooks went to him. “Well, hello there,
Slarks,” she said in her friendliest voice. “Give my parcel to the
lad.”
“Right you are, Mother Snooks.” Slarks hesitated,
looked dubiously at Rossamünd from crown to boot-toe and then went
to fetch this “parcel.”With a grunt he hefted a sack and handed it
straight to the young prentice. “Watch out, lad—it might be a mite
weighty for you!”
Rossamünd grappled with it clumsily, expecting to
be toppled by a ponderous weight. It smelled strongly of pigs and
made vile squished noises, but it was not heavy.
The slaughterman regarded Rossamünd. “You’re a wiry
little stick, ain’t you?” He indicated the sack with a wink. “We
won’t be havin’ the soup this week, eh?”
Rossamünd had no notion what he meant.
“Follow me, me darling dumb-muscle, follow me!” The
Snooks led the way back through the kitchen, past the mill to the
pantry stalls. Into the leftmost of these the culinaire ambled,
going to the very back. Behind a stack of wheat and barley bags was
a red door, ironbound and locked. With a large key, the Snooks
released the door, picked a bright-limn from the wall and took
Rossamünd beyond into a small cold room. Here were kept all the
sweet dainties and rare nourishments set aside for the officers—and
especially the Master-of-Clerks. Labels—handwritten,
hand-pasted—identified the contents of many sacks, bags, boxes,
tins and other containers: pickled peaches, plums, apricots, small
black fish and so much more Rossamünd could not catch a glimpse of
in the swinging light as he was rushed through the store. For a
breath they paused before a meat safe and several enormous earthen
pots of unknown content.
What now? Rossamünd wondered.
Partly concealed behind the pots was another door
barely big enough for the old woman to fit through. A second key
opened this port, and she encouraged Rossamünd through with a firm
hand.
At first Rossamünd thought he had been shown into
some kind of cupboard, but as the Snooks pushed in with her
bright-limn he discovered that it was actually a landing. Before
him he discerned a tightly winding wooden stair going up and going
down. It was a furtigrade—a secret stair—cunningly built in a
cavity between the walls, barely lit with ill-kept bright-limns
fixed to the banister posts.
“This nasty squeeze’ll take ye right up to where ye
need to go.” The Snooks patted a rail. “For too long I’ve been
jamming me girth between them banisters, and now I hurt right deep
in here,” she said, patting her right hip tenderly. “I’d rather not
climb anymore.”
The meager width of the furtigrade was such that
Rossamünd marveled that the Snooks had been able to make the ascent
at all.
“So that’s why ye’re here and that’s where ye’re to
go with yer bundle. Just take the stairs all the way till ye come
to a door and can’t go no more. Bang hard low down and go
through.To ye left ye’ll find the surgeon’s door, dark purple and
banded in iron. Knock three times, then a pause, then three more,
then another pause, then two.”
Very unsure, Rossamünd shifted his load. “The
surgeon, ma’am?” he asked bemusedly. “Do you mean Swill?”
“Aye!” she snapped. “And ye tell him when he
asks—and I know he’ll ask,” the corpulent culinare insisted as
sweat-melted boudoir cream congealed on her brow in the cool of the
landing, “that Mother Snooks is a-getting too age-ed to be running
errands through back ways and is fed up of nasty, dusty, too-steep,
too-narrow stairs. That she has seen fit to send me—that’s ye,
boyo—in her stead.”
Rossamünd hesitated.
“Up ye go, boyo!” She gave a ghastly grin.
That was enough for the prentice; he climbed. Each
stair was just that inch higher than was comfortable to climb,
requiring him to lift his feet awkwardly, every step creaking a
protest as it bore his weight.
One—two—three—four—five—six—seven—eight—nine—ten, he counted
under his breath, switch back!
The whole structure seemed to tremble slightly with
every step. Between the rough stone wall and rickety rail there was
barely room for the prentice to swing his elbows. The Snooks
must have been squished like pudding in a dish to come up
here.
Gritting his teeth determinedly, Rossamünd climbed
in the stuffy, dusty, closetlike dark, marveling at this secret
stair and wondering how many folk in Winstermill knew of its
existence. Eyes wide to make the best of the weak light, he hoisted
the sack over his back. Something soft and blunt bumped and prodded
again and again into his kidney.
One—two—three—four—five—six—seven—eight—nine—ten
. . . Switch back!
Over and over, higher and higher, and it was colder
and darker as he went.
On a landing by a dirty green bright-limn,
Rossamünd put the sack down. As he caught his wind he indulged a
little curiosity.
He toed the bag. It rocked and squelched
softly.
He gingerly undid the cord that bound the top,
already loose and in need of retying—or so he told himself. The
sack sagged open but that was all.
He lifted it up to the light and peeked within . .
. and sat back with a stifled yelp.
An eye had stared back at him.
Rossamünd recoiled, but the eye did not blink or
twitch or twinkle with life. A little shaken, the prentice returned
to his investigations. He pulled at the sack’s mouth, carefully,
cautiously, and there was the eye again—a dark, sightless eye and
an anemic forehead a-bristle with short, white hairs . . . and a
blunt, broad-nostriled snout. The smell of swine was strong
now.
Looking closer he found it was indeed a pig—or the
head of one, at least—sitting atop a gelatinous knot of gizzards.
He grimaced. What could a surgeon possibly want with a pig’s
head? He closed the sack and tied the cord about with the best
version of the previous knot he could manage. He had read that
physicians and surgeons like to practice stitching wounds on pig
bits. Or maybe he just wants to cut it up and see what’s
inside? Rossamünd carried the sack for several flights more,
uneasy with his package now he was aware of its gruesome contents,
holding it away from his body as best he could.
At last the flights stopped at a square
portal.
With a low, whistling puff of relief, Rossamünd
caught a breath.
There was no handle on the door before him, no grip
or lock, just two solid panels of wood, big enough, he figured, for
the Snooks to squeeze through. He thumped it hard and low and with
a thunk, a click and a whir that made
Rossamünd flinch and shy in fright, the portal opened. The gap
revealed the other side was better lit.The prentice gladly snatched
up his package and crouched through and saw that the panels which
had slid clear of the portal were really the back of a heavy
bureau. On the farther side of the square opening he was amazed to
find himself in a tight whitewashed corridor. There was a purple
door at its farther end, just as the Snooks had described. What
business did Swill have with such a secluded venue? Through the
smudgy mullions of a small window set almost three feet into the
wall Rossamünd could see the frigid night, clear and starlit above
the gray mass of Winstermill’s roofs, and beyond this the dark line
of the low hills of the Brindleshaws.
He rapped at the door just as he had been told:
three knocks, three knocks, two. He could not hear any sound
beyond, and was beginning to hope he could just leave the sack
there and go back down to the kitchen. Douse-lanterns must be
soon? Surely his imposition would be done by now?
The port slowly opened.
Rossamünd came to attention.
Holding a bright-limn high, the owner of a flat
round face regarded him shrewdly. “Aye?” Her thin lips contorted.
This certainly was not Grotius Swill. It was the epimelain from the
infirmary.
He declared more boldly than he felt, “Mother
Snooks sent me up,” and held up the sack. “I have a delivery for
Mister Swill.”
“Surgeon Swill to you, young man!”
“Surgeon Swill,” Rossamünd mouthed
obediently.
The woman looked suspiciously down the long, narrow
passage. “Stay,” she insisted, and with a crisp rustle turned and
swung the purple door closed. Yet it did not shut, and Rossamünd
was left with a sliver of a view into the room beyond. Her
bright-limn made ghastly shadows as the epimelain shuffled across
the room. He heard the creak and latching of some other door, then
stillness. Trying not to make a sound, the young prentice peered
through the gap between door and jamb. In the barely lit apartment
was a long, low table with shallow gutters carved down each side
that bent to a stoppered drain at its end. On the floor next to
this sat a wooden pail of sawdust. Between this table and thin,
shuttered windows in the right-hand wall stood a life-size armature
of a human body made of wood and porcelain complete with removable
parts, which Rossamünd at first thought with a start was a sickly
person retired into the corner. When he realized what it was, he
stared for a moment in horror. Worse yet, what he could see of the
back wall was neatly arranged with several tall screens showing
oddly proportioned people in various states of flaying,
dismemberment or decay. In such grisly surroundings, Rossamünd
wondered how a person could possibly remain in his right
mind.
He pushed at the door just a little, his compulsion
to see more overcoming his terror of being caught.
Near the door on a stand was a tray a-clutter with
tools designed to prize flesh apart, or clamp flesh together;
things to gouge and maim—all of them laid tidily inside
velvet-lined boxes. Next to these were clumps of frayed cloth he
recognized as pledgets and yards of tow, which must have been for
tying off free-flowing wounds. Clustered above were many lamps
shuttered with mirror-backed hoods that would reflect and intensify
their light when lit.
He took half a step inside the door. Between the
windows was a gaunt bookshelf carefully stacked with papery piles
weighted with jars and pots of desiccated bits and parts: wizened
embryos of unguessable genus, distorted eyeballs, withered organs,
all decaying slowly, slowly, one tiny bubble at a time in
preserving alcohols. Stacked with them was a small library of
books. Rossamünd struggled to make out their titles with such
little light: Phantasmagoria one read perhaps; the thickest
of all maybe showing Ex Monsteria. He had learned enough
from Craumpalin to realize that these were rare books on forbidden
subjects not normally required for a surgeon to read—and Rossamünd
longed to look into them.
Swill’s voice, angry and loud, came from some other
room deeper within. Rossamünd pulled away from the fascinating
slivered view and as he did, glimpsed a terrible sight: the flayed
skin of a person, glistening as if fresh, pinned out on a frame
that stood right by the door. He stoppered a cry of fright and took
a clumsy rearward step.
Better light flooded the apartment and determined
steps tramped toward the young prentice from behind the purple
door. It flung wide and Grotius Swill stood there wearing a brown
leather apron besmeared with darker brown stains, his own
bright-limn up by his face. He looked furious.
“I . . . I have this for you, sir,” Rossamünd
quailed, lifting the foul sack. “From Mother Snooks.”
Swill took it, looking over his shoulder—gaze
catching for but an instant on the flayed skin—and back to
Rossamünd. “Where is the Snooks? Why has she sent
you?”
“She is down in the kitchens, I reckon, sir. She
says her hip hurts too much to climb the stairs tonight.” He
delivered the message exactly as the culinare had told him.
Swill’s lips pursed tight as he listened. His eyes
became cold slits.
“I see,” he said after a long pause. “And you are
her porter, are you?”
“I . . . I’ve j-just done what I’ve b-been told,
sir,” the prentice stammered.
“Have you just? By which way did you come, child?”
The surgeon’s voice was pinched and menacing. “Who saw you come
here?”
Rossamünd tried to hide his fright. “I—ah—I came
by—by the f-furtigrade, sir,” he said in a small voice, pointing
back to the barely distinguishable shadow of the bureau. “I—I don’t
reckon anyone could have seen me, sir, not at all.”
“I see.” Swill scratched at his throat. “Wait
there,” he said quickly, and the door closed, properly this time.
Presently it reopened.
“When you see the Snooks again, give her this.”
Swill presented Rossamünd with a sealed fold of paper. “It’s my
reply.” He smiled inscrutably. “She will understand.”
Something thumped loudly in the darkened surgery
behind. There was a short, stifled yelp and a muffled, maniac
gibbering.
“Go on now, quick-quick, get along! Patients need
my ministrations.” The surgeon gripped Rossamünd’s upper arm and
hustled him back toward the hidden doorway. “Be certain to give
that painted crone my reply,” he insisted as the prentice clambered
quickly back through the hole in the wall, knocking his head.
The prentice needed no further encouragement but
rushed down the furtigrade, gasping, taking two or three steps with
each stride, daring even to leap whole flights in his panic, the
furtigrade shuddering dangerously. Pig’s heads. Flayed skins.
Clandestine stairs. What is all this?
With douse-lanterns imminent, the kitchens were
near empty, only the night staff remaining to stir the pots and
bake breads for the morrow’s hungry. The Snooks was still at her
domestic throne, waiting for him. “Did ye get the surgeon his bag?”
she hissed.
“Aye.”
“Did ye deliver me message?”
“Aye.”
“Well?” The Snooks thrust her grinning, oily
face at the prentice. “How did he like our new arrangement?”
“H-He just said ‘I see’ . . .”
“Is that all?” She grabbed Rossamünd by his
sweat-stained smock front. “Just ‘I see’?”
The prentice pulled away from her. “And he told me
to give you this,” he said. The Snooks took the sealed fold of
paper slowly and, reading it, went gray, her boudoir cream showing
in ugly mealy blotches over her now ashen complexion.
Rossamünd shuffled his feet and the Snooks gave him
a sharp look.
“Ye may go,” she barked.
The prentice hesitated.
“Ye’re clear, ye’re free! Go! Begone! I’m
sick of the sight of ye!” the culinare cried, waving the paper in
his face. Rossamünd dashed from the kitchen.
“Douse lanterns!” came the call as Rossamünd
entered his own cell. He quickly shut the door and turned the
bright-limn, undressing for bed in the settling gloom. Smock-less,
shirtless and shivering, Rossamünd sneaked out to the passage
between the cells and scrubbed at the sweat and the cook-room stink
as best he might with the frigid water of the common washbasin. The
cold and a silly fear of something creeping at him from behind made
him leave off washing, and he dashed back to his cold cot to shiver
the night away, his bed chest dragged out to barricade the cell’s
door.