10
NUMPS
seltzermen tradesmen responsible for the
maintenance of all types of limulights. Their main role is to make
and change the seltzer water used in the same. Among lamplighters,
seltzermen have the duty of going out in the day to any lamp
reported by the lantern-watch (in ledgers set aside for the
purpose) as needing attention and performing the necessary repair.
This can be anything from adding new seltzer, to adding new bloom,
to replacing a broken pane or replacing the whole lamp-bell.
EXCEPT for targets in the Toxothanon,
Rossamünd had never gone down into the Low Gutter. He had often
wanted to explore its workings, but he now descended the double
flights of the Medial Stair with flat despondency. A Domesday vigil
wasted.
Despite a gathering storm roiling to the south,
Rossamünd did not hurry. He took time to stroll through the Low
Gutter, fascinated by this hurry-scurry place. There were many here
who rarely participated in a vigil-day rest. Great fogs of steam
seeped from doorway seals and boiled from the chimneys of the Tub
Mill, which stood on the other side of a wide cul-de-sac at the
east end of the Toxothanon. It was a-bustle with fullers entering
and leaving, burdened with bundles of laundry in varying states of
cleanliness. The prentice stood aside for a train of porters
hefting loads of clean clothing back to the manse, wondering if any
of his own clobber was among them.
Crossing a wide cul-de-sac, the All-About, and
passing by the Mule Row, a neat three-story block of servant
housing, Rossamünd could hear the hammering of a smith or a cooper,
and with this the sawing of a carpenter. In the narrow lane beyond,
muleteers trotted their mules in and out of the ass manger, mucking
their stalls, scrubbing the animals, feeding them. Beyond the
manger rose the near-monumental mass of the magazine, where much of
the manse’s black powder was stored. This structure was said to
have ten-foot-thick walls of concrete but a roof of flimsy wood,
there only to keep out rain. If there was ever an explosion, it
would be contained by the walls and erupt through this frangible
top far less harmfully into the air.
Dodging a mule and its steaming deposit, Rossamünd
made his way across the street to where two besomers sat beneath an
awning determinedly binding straw with wire, making ready for
brooms.
“Well-a-day to you, young lampsman.What can we do
for you?” one of the men called as the prentice approached.
“Hello, sirs,” said Rossamünd, and touched his
forehead in respect. Almost everyone in Winstermill was of superior
rank to a prentice-lighter. “I seek the lantern store and Mister
Numps.”
A queer look passed between the two besomers.
“Do you, then? Well, just keep on your way past us,
past the well, and the magazine, through the work-stalls and behind
the pitch stand—that large hutch yonder there.You’re looking for
the big depository that’s built right against the east-end wall.You
want to go through Door 143.”
Bidding thanks, Rossamünd followed the friendly
directions and found himself before a low wooden warehouse built
beneath the shadow of the Gutter’s eastern battlements. On the
rightmost door he found a metal plate that read:
Even as the prentice approached the door the rain
suddenly arrived, falling quick and hard. Unprotected by any eave
or porch, Rossamünd ignored all polite custom, opened “143” without
a knock and ducked inside.
The depot beyond was truly the lantern store, he
discovered, as his sight adjusted to the scant light. On either
side of him were shelves, ceiling-high and sagging with all the
equipment needed to mend and maintain the vialimns or great-lamps.
Rows of lamp-bells without their glass stood on their collets in a
line or hung on hooks from the roof beams. Whole wrought
lantern-posts were laid flat in frames, ready to replace any ruined
by time or the action of monsters. There were rolls of chain for
mending the winds and with them spools of wire. At the end of this
crowded avenue of metal and wood hung a massive rack of tools used
for repair work. Chisels and heavy saws, sledgehammers, crowbars,
mallets, rivet molds, powerful cutters and clamps and other devices
were arranged upon it, all for the singular problems a seltzerman
might face.
Despite the rain hammering on the lead-shingle
roof, Rossamünd could make out a small, infrequent tinkling in the
gloom, like two people touching glasses at a compliment. He could
not fathom why some happy pair might be taking a tipple in the dim
lantern store. Curious, he followed the sporadic noise deeper into
the store. A low, lonely singing, true in tone, deep yet sweet,
came through the dust and tools.
Will the Coster sat in posture,
Upon his bed of hay.
Will the Coster spake,“I’ve lost her!”
Head sadly hung to sway.
Such sad posture for Will Coster:
“She ne’er should gone away.”
But Will Coster, he has lost her,
And grieves it ev’ry day.
Upon his bed of hay.
Will the Coster spake,“I’ve lost her!”
Head sadly hung to sway.
Such sad posture for Will Coster:
“She ne’er should gone away.”
But Will Coster, he has lost her,
And grieves it ev’ry day.
Beguiled, Rossamünd stepped out from among the
shadows and equipment and into light. An old-fashioned great-lamp
lit the space, with seltzer so new it glowed the color of
summer-bleached straw. Cluttered about it was a motley collection
of damaged and ruined bright-limns, great-lamps, flares, oil
lanterns, even a corroded old censer like those that burned at the
gate of Wellnigh House. Right in the middle of it all was the
singer. He was alone, sitting on a wicker chair and bent over an
engrossing task. He hunched strangely in his seat, his face a dark
profile against the seltzer light, his legs pulled up oddly in
front. His buff-colored hair was in an advanced state of thinning,
and what little he possessed grew lank and thin to his jawline. He
was winter-wan, and glimpses of his pallid skull gleamed in the
clean light.
There was another “chink,” and the prentice saw the
fellow put a small pane of glittering glass upon a stack and then,
with the same hand, replace this with another dull piece.This he
placed in his lap and, still with the same hand, tipped grit paste
from a clay jar on to a cloth laid out on a broad barrel. He did
something remarkable then. He put down the jar and, with a deft
movement of his leg, picked up the cloth between nimble toes and
began to polish. He used his foot—bootless and stockingless even on
this inclement day—as easily as another might use a hand.
“H-Hello,” Rossamünd said softly.
The fellow hesitated only briefly then kept
polishing, round and round with his toe-gripped cloth. “I felt you
there a-shuffling,” he said quietly, almost a whisper, so
desperately fragile that Rossamünd stepped closer to hear it
better. “Have you come to help me or to hurt me?”
“I—ah . . . to help, I hope.” The prentice smiled
nervously to show that he was not a threat.
“You smell like a helper” was the baffling
reply.
Thrown by this, Rossamünd stuttered, “Um . . .
A-are you M-Mister Numps?”
The fellow looked up and blinked languidly once,
showing a shadowy preview of a lopsided face. Rossamünd tried not
to gasp or start in alarm, yet he still took an involuntary
backward step. The fellow’s face, from the right-hand brow and
down, was a-ruin with scars. His cheek was collapsed, the
right-side corner of his mouth torn wider than it should have been.
The cicatrice flesh went farther, down the man’s neck, mostly
hidden by his collar and stock.
“No one has called me ‘mister’ for three years,”
Numps said with a sad inward look, speaking with that gentle voice
from the left side of his mouth. “But I was a ‘mister’ before.
Mister Numption Orphias, Seltzerman 1st Class . . . hmm, that’s who
I was before. Just Numps now.”
“Ah . . . well, hello, Mister Numps. I’ve been set
duties with you.”
The glimner frowned thoughtfully. “All right then,”
he said mildly, and went back to fastidiously polishing the pane in
his lap, pressing hard at some stubborn grime. Rossamünd could see
that these stacks of glass panes were for the frames of the lamps
and lanterns, big and small.
“What can I do, sir?” Rossamünd looked about
uncertainly.
“Well, you can tell me what your name is,
sir,” Numps re-turned, fumbling and dropping his cleaning rag, then
picking it up again with a bare foot.
NUMPS
Rossamünd forgot himself a moment, transfixed by
this simple, uncommon action.
“My name is Rossamünd, Rossamünd Bookchild,
prentice-lighter.”
“Hello to you, Rossamünd Bookchild,
prentice-lighter, lantern-stick.” Numps smiled shyly then frowned.
“Oh, wait. That’s not polite. Shouldn’t say ‘lantern-stick’ to a
prentice, should you? Just Rossamünd then, Mister Rossamünd,” he
finished, grinning bashfully. “Aye?”
“Aye!” Rossamünd returned the grin. This surely was
no madman, just a simple, gentle fellow. He reached out his hand
for shaking.
Numps sprang from his seat, the pane falling to
splinter on the boards. His broken face was aghast, wide eyes
dashing up and down from Rossamünd’s friendly limb to the
prentice’s horrified expression.
It was only then that Rossamünd realized the
fellow’s right arm was missing and not just the arm but the entire
shoulder too. Not knowing what else to do, Rossamünd dropped his
hand. “I’m so sorry . . . ,” he mumbled.
“Oh dear, oh dear,” Numps whimpered and begun to
shuffle those vulnerable bare feet about in the shards smashed over
the floor. “Oh dear, Numps is dead.”
“No! Stop!” Rossamünd cried. “You’ll cut
yourself.”
Yet this just seemed to distress Numps more, and he
continued to shuffle and murmur, “Oh dear, oh dear . . .” A pan and
brush were handy, propped against the shining great-lamp. Rossamünd
snatched these up and flicked the broken glass from the floor and
into the pan as quickly as he could. Yet he was not fast enough to
stop the glimner from cutting himself badly, and the man began to
splish about in puddlets of his own blood.
“Mister Numps! Please sit, sir.” Rossamünd tried to
nudge the fellow away from harm. He held him off with his elbow and
swept up the remaining shards from beneath Numps’ feet, brushing up
blood with them. “You must sit down, sir, please! Or step
away!” Not seeing any other course, Rossamünd stood and gripped the
man by one shoulder and what remained of the other and shoved him
back with surprising ease against the wicker chair.
Numps sat heavily without resistance, saying over
and over, “Oh dear, oh dear, so much red. Oh dear, oh dear, ol’
Numps is dead . . .”
“We must get your feet seen to by Crispus—no, wait,
he is gone away . . .” Rossamünd managed to wrestle Numps’ feet
into a better position to see their injuries. His right foot was
slashed with small cuts, especially between the toes, and the blood
flowed easy and terribly free. His left foot had suffered only
minor scratches. “I’ll take you to Mister Swill—”
“No!” Numps screeched. “Not the butcher and
his butcher’s thoughts!” He wrenched his feet from Rossamünd’s
grasp. The prentice was knocked against the barrel, bumping his
head painfully. The glimner’s own chair tipped and fell, sending
Numps sprawling head over end with a flail of limbs. He lay on the
boards, his wounds still bleeding free.
“But you need to have your foot mended,” the
prentice pleaded.
“No! No no no . . . ,” Numps insisted in return and
began to sing. “Too much red, Numps is dead . . .”
Rossamünd sat for an exasperated pause, rubbing the
smarting egg already swelling at the back of his head. He could not
see how he could force Numps to do anything the man did not want.
I’ll fix him myself, then. I’ll use my salumanticum!
He grabbed at the nearest, cleanest looking rags
and pressed them to Numps’ bare foot, insisting the man hold them
there. “I will be back with potives. Just press firm till then!” he
said rapidly and, forgetting his hat, dashed up the avenue of metal
and out Door 143. The rain, prodding him like fingers upon his
crown, hurt his bruised scalp. The inclement weather had driven all
others indoors.The windows of the Low Gutter glowed red, orange,
yellow, green, while the noise of working still rang out above the
fall of water.
Rossamünd was quickly soaked as he dashed up the
nearest stair to the Grand Mead, his hasty feet splicker-splack
splicker-splack in the quickly growing puddles, his thoughts
tripping with him, I didn’t mean to scare him, I didn’t mean to
scare him . . .
Across Evolution Green he ran, all the way down the
Cypress Walk, turned right through the Sally at the side of the
manse and dripped water all along the polished floor and down the
steps to his cell. His salumanticum always sat beside his bed
chest. He took it up and made hasty inventory of its contents. What
he needed most was missing: the black powder called thrombis that
made wounds clot rapidly. It was all used on Pandomë’s wounds.
Indeed, he had attempted to restock his salt-bag soon after the
attack on the calendars, but was still waiting for the correct
permission papers from Grindrod.
“Off to the dispensury, then,” he muttered to
himself, and ran out of his cell and up the steps again. “Surely
they’ll give some to me for an emergency!”
The dispensury was accessed from the infirmary.
Entering, Rossamünd recognized Pandomë in a nearby bunk, despite
the bandages that hid most of her face. She was still senseless.
With a shudder, the prentice thought of Numps’ ruined
features.
From the other end of the long room Surgeon Swill
glanced at Rossamünd dismissively at first, then beadily,
discomfortingly, causing the prentice to hesitate. Yet the surgeon
said nothing and returned his attention to an attending
epimelain.
Through the dispensury door was a small white
anteroom with a barred window at the farther end. He stepped up to
this dispensury window.
It was not attended.
A velvet rope hung by, and the prentice gave this
two hearty tugs, which set a hidden bell to violent ringing.
Standing on tiptoes, Rossamünd peered through the bars. From the
aisles of boxes, bottles, drawers and shadows emerged a
sharp-nosed, flabby-jowled fellow with a high collar and a
crotchety, querulous mien. This was the almonder, Obbolute
Fibullar, script-grinder and assistant to Volitus—Winstermill’s
dispensurist. He was a difficult fellow, about as opposite in
temperament to Craumpalin as Rossamünd reckoned possible. The
prentice cleared his throat and, as confidently as he could, made
his request.
“What d’you need thrombis for, lantern-stick,
coming in here to drip and dribble all over my floors and on to my
counter?” Obbolute leaned toward the bars and glared down at him.
“Are you bleeding?”
“No, sir. I am run out of thrombis,” Rossamünd
returned, startling himself with his own, unexpectedly
“what-else-do-you-reckon” manner. He held up his salumanticum as
evidence.
The dispensury door swung, but Rossamünd, intent on
getting the needed potive, ignored this.
“You can wave that salt-bag about and gum away
rudely all you like, young fellow.” The obstructive almonder sat
back. “I’ll need a chit of authority from your commanding
officer.”
“But . . .”
“Aye, aye, always ‘but,’ ” Obbolute mocked. “No
chit, no parts! That’s the way it runs here. Time to learn it,
don’t you think?” He looked up beyond Rossamünd, dismissing the
prentice with that single gesture. “Ah, welcome back among us once
more, sir. How went the course? Did you get the basket?”
Rossamünd looked up quickly and straight into the
mildly amused red and blue eyes of Sebastipole. The prentice had no
notion that the coursing party had returned.
“Well, my boy,” he said, ignoring the almonder,
“glad to see you again. I have just come back from the hunt. A grim
event when all was done.”
“Hello, Mister Sebastipole,” Rossamünd replied.
There was no time for chatter. Mister Numps’ foot must be attended
to. His thoughts spun quickly. Terrible glimpses of Numps dead in a
puddle of red ran through his head. “Please, sir. I need thrombis
urgently.”
Sebastipole looked at him strangely. He turned to
Obbolute, producing a fold of paper. “I will be needing
pule-blande, a six-months’ dose, and the same of gromwell too, for
all it’s worth. And . . . pass me your stylus, man.”
“Of course you will, sir.” The dispensurist half
turned, ready to fetch these potives, all polite eagerness to this
reader-of-truth. He pulled the pencil from behind his ear and
pushed it through the bars.
“And,” the leer continued, looking down to
Rossamünd again as he scratched words on to the fold, “a
salumanticum’s worth of thrombis too, or any other siccustrumn you
might have.”
Rossamünd could have cheered for joy and thrown his
arms about the leer.
Obbolute’s eyes narrowed as Sebastipole handed
paper and pencil through the barred gap. A glimpse of temper
trembled across the assistant’s brow. He clearly wanted to
contradict this request, yet how could he? A chit had been provided
and, more so, the leer was his superior.
“I, ah—well, I,” he spluttered, his thoughts
clearly at war, “what were you needing that last item for, sir?” He
looked narrowly at Rossamünd.
“Because this lighter needs it and you will not
give it him,” Sebastipole returned, his sangfroid as much as his
rank impossible to argue with. “Perhaps you will give it to
me?”
A hoarse grumble from his throat and a pointed
pause was about all the contrariness Obbolute dared as he filled
the order. The leer took the potives with a solemn thank-you that
the almonder did not acknowledge. As they left the infirmary,
Sebastipole gave Rossamünd the thrombis.
“So tell me, young Rossamünd,” he said, “how have
you recovered from our excitement upon the road?”
At any other time the prentice would have been all
for question-and-answers and exploring his confusions, but this was
not that occasion.
“I am well, sir . . . ,” he answered, looking over
his shoulder down the passage to his path back to Numps.
The leer squinted at him sagely. “Indeed? So tell
me, what gives you such cause for haste?”
“Someone has cut himself terribly, Mister
Sebastipole, and I need to get to him right quick to stop the
bleeding!”
“Why did you not bring this ‘him’ to the
infirmary?” Sebastipole pressed.
“Because he most definitely refused to come, sir .
. . refuses to be seen to by Swill—um, Surgeon Swill, I meant.”
Rossamünd could not obey forms of right conduct any longer. “I
really must go now, sir—please give me leave.”
“Yes, yes! In fact I shall do one better.”
Sebastipole put a gloved hand on Rossamünd’s shoulder. “Lead on and
I will help how I can. Perhaps persuade this fellow to get to the
infirmary where he belongs.”
Rossamünd dashed back out the Sally, into the rain
and down to the Low Gutter, Sebastipole just one step behind.
“Where do you take us?” the leer called over the
rush of falling waters. “Who is it that is hurt so urgently?”
Through gasps and rain, Rossamünd called over his
shoulder. “To the lantern store”—puff—“Door
143”—wheeze— “It’s Mister Numps—he’s cut his foot with glass
. . .” He almost staggered in a muddy puddle.
Sebastipole caught the prentice under his arm,
saving him from the fall, and dragged him on. The leer quickened
his stride, flying down the alley by the Pitch Stand, Rossamünd
trying as best he could to keep pace.
Throwing back Door 143 and springing inside, they
found Numps sleepy yet still holding the rags to his foot.
“Oh, Numption,” Sebastipole hissed.
Rossamünd was amazed at the genuine distress held
in that expiration.
“Ready your thrombis, prentice—quick and steady.
Now I understand your dilemma.”
Hands a-tremble, Rossamünd opened the box and
brought out a small sack of the “bonny dust”—as Craumpalin used to
call it.
“We must act apace!” The leer righted the toppled
wicker chair and wrestled Numps’ leg upon it. “How did this
happen?”
“I just went to shake his hand.” Rossamünd’s
confession babbled out. “Just to make his friendship, and he jumped
and started and the glass fell from his hand and smashed about his
feet.”
Numps looked up with slow eyes. “Oh, Mister ’Pole,
oh dear, you’re swimming in my red again . . . Oh dear, Numps is
dead . . .”
“Yes indeed, Numps, I find you all bloody like
before. Easy, now. We’ll fix you right, just like then.” Once more
Rossamünd was struck by the gentle anxiety in Sebastipole’s voice.
He never expected a leer might show such tenderness.
“There is glass still in the cuts,” the leer
continued. “Do you have forceps? Or spivers?”
Rossamünd shook his head, but had a thought. “I
spied pliers on the rack there though, sir,” he said, even as he
went to fetch them. “Here, sir.”
“They will do.” Sebastipole snatched them. “With
haste, Rossamünd, grip his leg under your arm and hold it firm and
sure. This will not be easy—I am no man of physics.”
The prentice obeyed with alacrity.
Numps writhed and wailed as the leer poked and
probed and tugged at the wounds. “Help me, sparrow-man! They
tear me apart! Limb from limb!” The glimner cried,
“Sparrow-man!” while Sebastipole shouted, “Don’t mind his
calls, my boy, just hold him steady!” Rossamünd never let go of
Numps’ ankle nor allowed his squirming to disrupt Mister
Sebastipole’s delicate work.
“Bravo, my boy,” Sebastipole muttered as he pulled
out a wicked-looking shard, “you have yourself a strong grip
there.”
The make-do surgery was mercifully brief. With
light-headed relief the prentice tapped hearty mounds of the
thrombis on to a particularly nasty laceration under the knuckle of
the big toe. It was from here that most of the blood had come. He
watched as the dark powder quickly mixed with the gore, coagulating
to a sticky, adhering mass wherever it did. When he was satisfied
the thrombis had done its work, Rossamünd bound Numps’ foot as
tightly as he could with all the swathes kept in his salumanticum.
He sprinkled more thrombis between each bind till the box of it was
all but empty and only Numps’ toe tips showed.
Dazed from pain and distress, Numps remained supine
among the old lamps.
“When Crispus returns, I’ll ask him to come here
and do what he can,” said Sebastipole. “Till then you’ll just have
to hop about, Mister Numps. Fetch that handle cup.” He spoke
suddenly to Rossamünd, and pointed to a ladle lying by a puncheon
of water near at hand. “He will need fluid. One who has let free
much blood always does.”
Rossamünd filled the cup and carefully brought it
over.
Sebastipole let Numps drink with noisy thirsty
gulps, cradling the glimner’s head as he did.
Crouching by, Rossamünd watched, feeling it all his
fault. “I’m so . . . so . . . sorry for . . . ,” he tried.
“Don’t fret, prentice-lighter,” Sebastipole said.
“Our Numps has never been right in the intellectuals since
surviving a theroscade. He has hurt himself before. It was
providential I met you when I did, wouldn’t you say? Had I not
needed pule-blande so urgently I would have already been in a
meeting with the Lamplighter-Marshal.”
“Will Mister Numps mend, sir?”
“Doctor Crispus cites it the worst case of
malingering horrors he has ever encountered,” Sebastipole
continued, putting a friendly hand on the glimner’s shoulder. “We
do what we can, do we not, Mister Numps, but it just isn’t the
same, is it?”
Clearly dazed, Numps still managed to answer. “No,
Mister ’Pole, never the same, poor Numps, and poor glass too.” He
started to look around the floor about him.
“You know Mister Numps well, Mister Sebastipole?”
Rossamünd asked, feeling a sudden surge of affection for the leer,
so different from the other leers the prentice had
encountered.
“We are acquainted, yes,” Sebastipole said.
Rossamünd hoped he might say more and waited, but
the leer showed no inclination to speak further. He stood, helping
Numps to sit against the glowing great-lamp. The glimner was
shivering, and the lamp offered no heat.
Retrieving his thrice-high from where it dropped,
Sebastipole said, “Sit easy now, Numps. Don’t you tread on those
clever feet of yours—we don’t want them to bleed again.”
To this Numps nodded slowly. “Poor Numps’ clever
feet. You put me back together again, Mister ’Pole.”
“Indeed, we did what we could.” The leer looked
pointedly at Rossamünd. “This young master and I shall find you a
blanket.”
Rossamünd followed as he went to the farther end of
the lantern store.
Sebastipole turned over a bright-limn sitting on a
shelf and its soft glow soon revealed a pile of sacks neatly folded
in a flimsy crate. He gathered several and deposited them in
Rossamünd’s arms, declaring lightly and loudly, “These will answer
nicely!” He fixed the prentice with his disconcerting eyes. “It was
I who found him,” the leer said low and serious, “alone and
horribly mangled after the other two seltzermen had been devoured
or carried away.”
Rossamünd’s ears rang as his attention became very
focused. “Devoured, sir? Carried away?” he said, equally
softly.
“Yes, carried away.” Sebastipole paused, closing
his eyes. “It was in the first year that our Master-of-Clerks
arrived. I remember it so because one of his first acts was to
insist on a thorough inspection of all the great-lamps along the
road. Numps and others had been attending to a vialimn out east
beyond the Heap, past the Roughmarch and Tumblesloe Cot. As you
know, seltzermen go out in threes—two to work, one to watch with a
salinumbus at the half cock—and return before the lantern-watch
starts. But this day they did not arrive by the correct time, a
remarkable thing, for as you know a lamplighter’s life is
punctuality.” Wry and knowing, Sebastipole looked to Rossamünd, the
blue of his eye showing strangely bright in the seltzer
light.
The prentice was too intent on poor Numps’ story to
notice this small joke.
“Though not normally enough to stop the work of a
lantern-watch,” Sebastipole continued with a cough, “what they
found sent them quickly back to Tumblesloe, half the lanterns still
unlit. By East Sloe 10 West Dove 13 the seltzermen’s tools lay
scattered, their cart shattered, its mule torn and mostly eaten,
and too close for comfort, they could hear a horrible inhuman
calling from the hills.”
Rossamünd let his breath out slowly. “Were you with
the lamp-watch, Mister Sebastipole?”
“No, Rossamünd, I arrived the next day. Myself and
Mister Clement and Scourge Josclin and a dragging party of
pediteers, lighters and dogs. We did not have to go far to find
poor Numps, though. He was sitting up against the same lamppost
where the previous night only signs of attack had been present. His
arm was gone, torn from his body at the shoulder. His face and jaw
were badly gouged, yet somehow he managed to live, even to crawl
back to the road. The cold must have kept him alive, freezing the
flow of his terrible wounds. Before or since I’ve never known a man
to survive such mortal harm.”
“Frogs and toads!” Rossamünd whispered in
awe.
“Indeed.” Sebastipole stood. “But it gets more
remarkable still. For not only had a man so mortally mangled and
comatose somehow pulled himself along for who knows how long, he
had also bound his own wounds and stuffed the socket of his
shoulder too, using grasses and leaves with an expertise not even a
two-armed man might achieve. How he did this is a puzzle that still
beggars solving . . . We bundled him back to Winstermill. He woke
on the way, yammering from the horrors and saying such things as
you heard him cry today, especially about that little sparrow-man.
From what I know of it, Crispus fought to revive the man while
Swill thought it more a mercy to let him languish and die.”
“What a merciless sod-botherer,” Rossamünd growled.
“Little wonder Mister Numps refused to go to the infirmary with
only the surgeon about.”
“Indeed.” Sebastipole stroked his chin.
“Fortunately for Numps, Doctor Crispus is the senior man and a
brilliant physician. Though I wonder if it would not have been the
greater mercy to let poor Numption pass.”
Rossamünd shuddered, glad never to have faced such
an impossible choice. “What of the other seltzermen?” he could not
help but ask. “Did you ever find them?”
“We searched as much as we dared.” The leer rubbed
at his neck like a man exhausted. “Josclin followed me as I
followed the smell of the slot and sight of the drag far up into
Hallow Sill. It was not like any monster’s trail I had pursued
before: foreign and much fouler. It was a trace I had only smelled
once before, but knew only too well. It was gudgeons. For a week we
searched but found only torn clothing and discarded equipage. The
calendars of Herbroulesse joined us for a time, speaking of a
mighty combat heard in the woods beyond their walls, and of driving
off some terrible fear two nights before; but still there was no
trace of the other men. I am sure they had been eaten, for the drag
I spied through my sthenicon showed little hint of human traffic,
and the slot smelled only of death and that evil revenant stink. We
traced it back in hope of finding where the revers had come from.
Yet the trail ended nowhere, out in the wilds of the southern
marches of the Tumblesloes. We returned to Winstermill with nothing
more than tatters and conjecture, though Lady Dolours searched on.
A tenacious woman, she followed the foul, foreign trail far into
marshy lands along the northern marches of the Idlewild, but she
too returned with nothing.”
Rossamünd’s attention pricked at the sound of
Dolours’ name. “The calendars helped you?” he asked.
“Indeed. I have worked with them from time to time,
and they with me—especially the Lady Dolours—snaring corsers and
commerce men, foiling the dark trades where we can, beating off the
bogles and the nickers. It’s inevitable; in a ditchland everyone
must cooperate or perish in their isolation.The Idlewild prevails
because of their work as well as ours.” Sebastipole peered
at Rossamünd.
“How did a gudgeon find a way out here?” asked
Rossamünd. “Did it come from a hob-rousing pit?”
A cold and dangerous look set in Sebastipole’s
weird eyes. “Not very likely. Such criminal and vile practices do
not last long about here, my boy.”
“But I thought a dead monster was good whichever
way it’s done?” Rossamünd spouted the usual dogma.
The leer regarded Rossamünd closely for a moment.
“Some folk might say it’s so,” he said carefully, “but I don’t care
for the justifications they offer on rousing a bogle against a
gudgeon. Coursing monsters as we have done is a needful thing, but
making sport of them, especially with something as abominable as a
revenant, is useless and cruel. More so, it ties up the monies of
men who can ill afford it and is ruinous to the lives of the
wagerers who lose.” He stopped, took a breath. “We came down very
hard on the lurchers after Numps’ theroscade.”
“Why the lurchers?”
“Because these are the beginning of the whole
rotten chain of the dark trades. You can only get live bogles from
the lurchers or human remains from the corsers. If you stop them,
then you stop the therlanes, who then can’t supply the commerce
men, who have nothing to give to the ashmongers, leaving them
without stock to sell to the massacars or the rouse-masters.Try as
we might, there have yet been other gudgeons marauding, though
never again an assault on a lighter. Enough now! Let us tend again
to the needs of Numps. I can hear him shuffling about. We have
muttered overlong on his past and now should labor for his present,
after which I must leave you to your duties as I attend to
mine.”
Rossamünd returned with the leer, back to the
clutter of lamps and lanterns. There Numps, against instruction,
had moved to sit again in his wicker chair and, patiently humming,
was polishing another lantern-window.