15
THE WAY LEAST WENT
moss-light also known as a limnulin or
limulight; this is a small, pocketable device, a simple biologue
consisting of a lidded box holding a clump of naturally
phosphorescent mosslike lichens (either funkelmoos or micareen),
set on a thick bed of nutrient to keep it alive. This nutrient bed
can be reinvigorated with drops of liquid similar to seltzer. The
light provided by a limnulin is not bright, but can give you enough
to see your way right on a dark night, and is diffuse enough not to
attract immediate attention.
WITH a panicked, convulsing suck of breath,
Rossamünd awoke. He sat up in disoriented fright, looking every way
with hasty, sightless alarm as the swilling of water trickled all
about.Then easy realization brought peace: he was still in the
undercroft, with the bloom baths.
Numps stirred more peaceably, saying sleepily, “Oh,
oh, wake up, sleepyheads, no time for dozing.”
“What’s the o’clock?” Rossamünd asked loudly, still
a little mizzled.
Numps scratched his head. “Uh, sorry, Mister
Rossamünd, I’m a glimner, not a night-clerk.”
Rossamünd got to his feet. “It feels late,” he
said, and ran up the steps to observe the sky through the grate.
With profound consternation he discovered that the clear black dome
of night hung above. He could not quite believe it. His heart
skipping several beats, he opened the grate and clambered up to the
square to get a better view. Maudlin green was riding high in the
dark. It was desperately, impossibly late. Douse-lanterns had come
and was long gone and all prentices should be in their cells
asleep. No one was permitted to roam the grounds at night,
especially not some lowly lantern-stick. A quick trot to the jakes
across the hall was all a prentice was allowed during the
night-watches.To be at large now was the worst breach, punishable
by an afternoon in the pillory by the Feuterer’s Cottage.
Rossamünd leaped back down the steps, three at a
time, utterly flustered, dreading the worst punishments. “I’m late.
I’m locked out. Frogs and toads, Mister Numps! How am I to get back
into my cell?”
Numps was still sitting as the prentice had left
him.
“I have to go right now, Mister Numps.” Rossamünd’s
voice quavered with anxiety. “It’s past douse-lanterns . . . Oh,
I’m in so much trouble . . .”
“Oh—oh—um, oh dear—there’s better ways home again.”
Numps nodded. “Numps’ hiding-hole goes more places than just here.”
With that he stood and jogged off through the baths.
Rossamünd followed.
Through the convoluted clearances between the
battery of baths they hastened. In the farthest corner of the
undercroft was a hole in the wall, round like a drain. Upon a hook
at the apex of the drain’s arch hung a bright-limn with the
healthiest looking bloom Rossamünd had ever seen glowing bright in
its near-clear seltzer. Beyond the throw of clean light the cavity
of the drain was exquisitely black and blank and mysterious. Numps
took the bright-limn off its stay and, with a solemn nod to
Rossamünd and a soft “shh,” entered the round gap.
Close behind, the prentice saw that they were in a
tunnel, most probably an ancient sewer pipe. On left and right down
the length of the tunnel they passed the small dark mouths of
lesser pipes beady with reflecting retinas and echoing with light
patters and rodent squeaks. The gray-mousers that haunted the manse
could grow happily fat down here.
In this moldy, claustrophobic place Rossamünd’s
sense of distance began to distort, and with it time. To him it
felt that they had walked far enough to be somewhere out on the
Harrowmath. Several times the tunnel kinked and branched till
Rossamünd was disoriented and very glad that the glimner knew the
way. Numps finally took a right turn and they began to descend. The
new way was of greater diameter than the previous drain and took
them down so sharply that Rossamünd was made to lean backward with
the effort of climbing, scrabbling at the slimy bricks to prevent a
slip.
Lifting the bright-limn high, Numps paused when the
tunnel became level again. “We are right under the manse-house,”
the glimner said, looking up and ducking his head.
Looking to the immuring bricks just above,
Rossamünd shrank a little at the thought of the great press of
masonry, the tons of stone and hundreds of sleeping lighters and
staff all on top of him. It was so deep not even the vermin
ventured here.
Shouldn’t we be going up? Rossamünd
fretted.
Numps continued forward, and there, by an
intersecting pipe, was a small door of corroding iron a few feet
above the floor, reached by three large steps. He grinned at
Rossamünd, his geniality made ghastly by the play of seltzer light
on his scars. Rossamünd smiled back, alive to the immense trust the
glimner was showing him, the secrets the man was revealing.
“Through here now, and up, up, up,” Numps said
softly. He produced a key pulled from somewhere on his person,
unlocked the rusty door and shone the seltzer light through. Beyond
was the landing of a tight stairway of near-failing timbers, rising
into shadows of architectural gloom.
Another furtigrade!
Unlike the one reached through the kitchens, this
was not lit at all.
How often does he come here? Rossamünd’s
whole sense of Winstermill shifted with the thought of the glimner
wandering about beneath them as they labored, ate, even
slept.
Numps stood by the door, waiting.
“Mister Numps?”
“I don’t like to go up to the manse.” The glimner’s
face was drawn and gray, his eyes animated with deep troubles. “I
won’t go any farther—oh dear no; I don’t like it in the manse . . .
never have.”
“Can I find my own way from here?” Rossamünd
asked.
The glimner clucked his tongue. “Mister Rossamünd
can indeed go himself.”
“What more is ahead?” the prentice asked.
Numps looked to the furtigrade distractedly.
“Oh—oh, more tunnels, more stairs: just go up—up—up—up—do not stop
at any doors until the very top and turn the bolt and slide the
door, down the passage and through the hole and you shall come out
on to the lectury floor.”
A start of panic knotted in Rossamünd’s innards.
“Are you sure?” he pressed.
Numps nodded emphatically. The glimner had led him
a long and twisted way but now he must go ahead alone—to a place
that might not lead anywhere. I could be lost or found out
late!—between the stone and the sty, as Fransitart would say. I
found my way to Winstermill and I can do this too.
Stepping onto the tiny landing, Rossamünd looked
up. He could see only a few flights above, beyond which darkness
brooded. He listened: he could hear nothing but his own workings
beating, lub-dub lub-dub.
“You must go gently-gently,” said the glimner.
“Some others are up here too, all a-wandering. I hear them
sometimes down here but they don’t hear me. Oh no.” He took
something from his satchel and pressed it into Rossamünd’s hands.
“Here, Mister Rossamünd, take this; it’s too dark up there.” It was
a small pewter box, like those in which pediteers carried their
playing cards, but this had a thick leather strap attached and felt
almost empty. The prentice did not know what to say.
“It’s a moss-light,” Numps explained. “Push—push at
the top.”
Rossamünd did as instructed.The top panel proved to
be a lid that, when slid up, exposed a diffuse blue-green glow
within.With a closer look he found the box was hollow with a glass
top, and stuffed with a bizarre kind of plant, its tiny leaves
radiant with that odd, natural effulgence like bloom.
“So you will find the way.” Numps blessed Rossamünd
with his crooked smile once more.
“Oh, thank you, Mister Numps.” Rossamünd felt a
small relief: at least he would see his way—even if he was not
certain where that way would lead him.
“Go, go.” Numps bobbed his head bashfully. “Up up
to the top, slide the door, through the hole and off to bed just
like me. Bye, bye . . .” Mumbling, he shuffled back along the
reverse of his path.
By the eerie nimbus-light of Numps’ gift, Rossamünd
began to climb the furtigrade. It was steep, of course, and so very
cramped he was obliged to climb slowly. Heeding the warning that
the glimner had given of others above, he worked hard to make his
footfalls light and prevent the flimsy stair from creaking. Three
flights and still the furtigrade went on. At the fourth the looming
shadows resolved themselves into a doorway, but the stair went on.
No stopping at any doors, Mister Numps said. Rossamünd
continued to climb. His ascent was soon foiled, however. Not more
than another two flights higher he discovered to his great dismay
that a part of the stair had collapsed, making a wreck of gray
splinters that made the furtigrade impassable. He could go no
farther. What now? His mind’s cogs raced. I’ll try the
door I saw below.
Rossamünd crept down to this door, the glow of the
moss-light muffled against his chest, and listened: nothing but
drips and the rush of his heart. He dared a little more light and
peered gingerly beyond the doorway. The floor of the space was a
mirror of the ceiling, a broad shallow drain that formed a vaulted
junction with three other tunnels. Forward or back he was lost, he
figured, but back meant certain discovery and the pillory while
forward at least held a chance of undetected return. So forward
it is . . .
He had heard somewhere—probably from Master
Fransitart—that when caught in a maze you should always go left and
eventually you would win free. Taking a deep breath he went left.
If this did not work he would simply return and choose again.
Rossamünd followed the leftward tunnel and it took
him farther and farther from the junction, finally terminating in
eight steps that led up to a brick wall. A dead end! But
there, hammered into the mildewed bricks with corroded pegs of
iron, was a crude ladder. Hanging the moss-light by its strap about
his neck, the prentice scuttered up and pulled himself through into
a deep tight valley in the masonry that smelled of century-settled
dust and stillness. Brittle twig-weeds sprouted from any suggestion
of a crack between floor and wall. How they managed to live at all
down in this subterranean night he did not know.
Leftward was blocked by a wall, and so Rossamünd
went right. In the meager moss-light, he thought he could discern
what looked like the blank sockets of windows high in the walls
above. Soon this architectural chasm ended bluntly in a redbrick
barrier fronted by yet another furtigrade going up and going down.
Up was closer to Winstermill, he reasoned, so he began to wearily
climb again.
The night was never going to end!
I should never have come this way. I should have
knocked on the Sally door . . . or even the front door.
Becoming used to this creeping dark, he took the
ascent a little more confidently, but the stair sooned reached its
end. At its summit he was confronted with a wall into which was
sunk an oblong trap-hole, about his height and nearly an
arm’s-length deep. It was blocked by a stained panel of dark rusted
iron fixed with a corroded handle and barely held shut by a sliding
bar of wood and iron. Rossamünd tried it in hope, and the flaking
metal resisted at first but then slid back with a loud crack.
Maybe this is the door Numps was thinking of . . . He
tugged, and the door did not shift. He shoved with hearty
frustration, and in a small burst of rusting dust from its
age-blackened hinges the portal bulged inward—just a little.
Through this crack was a glimpse into blackness, and from it
exhaled the foul odor of decay, so much like that far worse hint he
had once detected in the hold of the Hogshead. In the bowels
of the cromster it had been heavily masked with swine’s lard, but
here it was full and oppressively potent, smothering him in its
dread stink.
A rever-man! he intuited, stepping away from
the door. Down here? But how? He could not believe it.
There was a sound, some nondescript evidence of
motion; a step, a shuffle—Rossamünd could not tell, but he knew
something moved behind that stubborn-hinged door.
I must try another way! He reached for the
handle of the panel to shut it.
Some misshapen thing lurched at the space from the
black within. Pallid hands, blotched and scabbed, gripped door and
post and wrenched powerfully. Metal groaned, wood buckled and the
door-gap widened. A pale head thrust through, craning and twisting
right, then left, its spasmodic breath coming in a quivering
wheeze. Its toothy, lipless mouth seeped saliva, at which it sucked
almost as often as it breathed. The abominable creature twisted
about and fixed its callous attention on him, pinning him with its
morbid fascination.With a white flash of dread he realized this was
a gudgeon. Here truly was a rever-man—uncaged, unfettered,
dreadfully free.
Rossamünd bit back a scream. His innards churned.
His thoughts wailed. A rever-man! A rever-man here in
Winstermill!
For a breath Rossamünd’s mind was overthrown as he
tottered back, struggling to fathom what he saw.Yet with the cold,
radiating dread that cried Run! Run! in a tiny, terrified
voice within came a wholly unexpected rage. Faced now with a
rever-man, a blasphemously made-thing, uncaged and visible,
Rossamünd’s terror did not overcome him. His hand went
instinctively to his salumanticum and found the Frazzard’s
powder.
The gudgeon shifted its grasp. Tiny little piggy
eyes regarded him coldly—soulless, dead—as slowly, inexorably the
panel-door was forced open. Large, furry, inhuman ears swiveled and
twitched at either side of its long and bulging skull. Swathes of
filthy bandages and even a rope were wrapped about its trunk,
keeping its heaving chest and stitch-grafted abdomen together. What
struck Rossamünd most was the utter absence of any threwd about the
thing. A threwdless monster: how could you ever tell it was
coming? Indeed, it was devoid of even a flicker of real
vitality: a man-made thing, a dead thing.Yet its full and putrid
reek, unmasked by swine’s lard, was potent. The gudgeon opened its
slavering mouth and a long tongue like a lizard’s lolled obscenely,
flicking in the dusty air. Even as Rossamünd stumbled backward onto
the furtigrade and down the way he had come, the abomination stared
with hungry curiosity as the crack between door and wall grew
ineluctably wider.
“Hmm,” it seethed, licking at the gap between it
and the prentice, “yooouuu mmmake mmeee huuunnngreee . . .”
With one powerful spring, the made-monster flung
itself through the gap, viper-quick, at Rossamünd, slamming into
the balustrade as it made pursuit.
Tripping, nearly falling, Rossamünd blundered down
the stair. The gudgeon staggered and turned with a dry, rattling
hiss. On the lower landing Rossamünd twisted and flung the potive
at it as it pounced at him from on high. His aim was as true at a
natural throw as it was off with a firelock. The Frazzard’s powder
burst against the creature’s neck and shoulder with a flash of
bluish sparks and a series of tight detonations that sounded like
the popping of corks.
“Aaiieeee!” The creature hit the wooden
steps with a crash and tumbled into Rossamünd as it fell. A
thousand stars erupting across his senses, the prentice was crushed
over and over between wooden step and rever-man. Together they
toppled a whole other flight, then another, striking the banister
rail on the lower landing hard, causing it to crack
dangerously.
The gudgeon was on him in an instant, pressing him
down, its whelming stench all about him, teeth snapping clack!
clack! seeking to nip at exposed flesh: fingers, knees, cheeks.
In white, blind terror Rossamünd heaved the abominable creature off
and shoved it—almost threw it though it was twice his size—across
the tiny landing. Free of its imprisoning bulk, he sprang up the
stairs he had just descended so painfully, pointlessly crying,
“Help! Help!”
“Ahhh! Yoouuu liiittle beeeast!” he heard it hiss
behind him.The rever-man was fumbling about on hands and knees, its
piggy little eyes burned out by the Frazzardian chemistry. The
distinct peppery-salty smell of the spent potive spiced the close
fug of the furtigrade. “I caaan stiiill heeeaaaarrrr yoouuu . .
.”
The gudgeon shuffled toward Rossamünd and he turned
to face it, scuttering up each step upon his bottom.
It made a strange cackling. “I could eeeat
yoouurrr kiiind aaall the looong looong daayyy!” It sprang
catlike at what it believed to be Rossamünd’s position, and struck
the banister three steps below the prentice with enough force to
smash the rails to flinders, which toppled down into the darkness.
Nothing could stop the gudgeon. It bounced off the ruined wood, its
arm a spasming dead weight, the left shoulder dislocated and
deformed by the blow—the vile creature so utterly ravening it was
destroying itself to get to him. It pounced again.
Rossamünd kicked out with all the might his horror
could muster—and missed. The unhallowed thing gripped his flailing
leg and bit at his shin, a bite meant to tear away muscle. Its
crooked teeth met proofed galliskins, cruelly pinching flesh
against bone but failing to penetrate. Once again Rossamünd had
been saved by the wonders of gauld. With a yelp, he lashed with his
free leg, striking the putrid thing upon its face. The gudgeon must
not have been well knit, for its jaw gave way with sickening ease
under his boot-heel; teeth sprayed and clattered about the stair.
The cobbled-together thing gurgled and shrieked and sought to grasp
Rossamünd in a death grip. Kicking again, the prentice got his
footing and bounded up the stairs.
Below, the gudgeon was hissing and sucking through
its mangled mouth, struggling once again up the furtigrade seeking
nothing but gory murder, utterly heedless of its broken
parts.
THE GUDGEON
Rossamünd extracted another salpert of Frazzard’s
powder. Oh, for something more deadly! Yet he did not dare
use the loomblaze for fear it would cause the dry, dusty furtigrade
to take fire, and start an unstoppable conflagration right within
the foundations of the manse. He threw the potive hard on the step
before the gudgeon, seeking to make a brief barrier, to give the
abomination second thoughts.The potive popped and crackled as it
erupted and sprayed the gudgeon again. With its cries of rage oddly
flat and muffled in the squeeze of the dusty furtigrade, Rossamünd
dashed up the stairs, pain jarring up his bitten shin.
The foul thing was staggering up after him—he could
see it through the frame and rails—eyes fizzing, weeping gore,
utterly ruined by two doses of Frazzard’s powder, jaw a crooked
mass, mouth dribbling unstoppably. There was something almost
pathetic about this abominable creature with its terrible injuries,
yet it did not heed its damage. With long, clumsy reaches of its
arms, the gudgeon slapped its hands on a higher step, felt the way
and pulled itself up, gaining pace. There was no escaping the
thing. Rossamünd could only try to flee up the furtigrade and out
into the unknown cavities of the vault above.
“Help!” he cried, a small pathetic sound in
this claustrophobic fastness.
The gudgeon slunk around the landing below,
starting up the very stair he was upon. It jabbered at him
incomprehensibly, trying to form vile taunts with its broken,
dribbling maw.
“Help!” Rossamünd bellowed again. He knew it
was hopeless, but sanguine hope kept him crying.
He set his feet on the creaking boards of the tiny
landing by the wrenched door, giving himself a little space to
fight from, and seized a caste of loomblaze from his salumanticum.
He had to risk it or perish. Rossamünd watched the ill-gotten thing
climb, and waited. Waited till it was close enough.
“Whhyyy-bbll-ssooo-blbb-ssstiiilll-blbl,
littbblle-bblmooorsel-bbl,” the horror drooled and, despite
blindness, gathered itself to pounce.
With a tenorlike wail, Rossamünd leaped down the
stairs and grappled the foul creature once more, hitting the
banister rail as they collided, wrenching it with an ominous crack.
The gudgeon tried to pound at him, but Rossamünd was in close, too
close for its swings to be effective. It thumped at his shoulders,
pushing him down beneath its wrath. He gagged and spat bile.Yet as
it smothered him, the prentice gripped the gudgeon about its
festering neck and shoved the caste of loomblaze down into the
foul, broken mouth, right into its crop.The gudgeon tried to chew
off his hand, its broken jaw doing little more than a gory
flapping. It wrapped its tongue about Rossamünd’s wrist and with
groping, gripping hands sought to gouge at the prentice’s face.
Straining and twisting his head, Rossamünd wrenched himself loose
and away, bringing his arm back sharply to chop at the creature’s
throat, where the frangible vial had lodged. At the second blow the
gudgeon gave a convulsing, gargling shriek: a half-human, piglike
squeal. Yellow-green gouts of light flared from its mouth and
nostrils as the loomblaze erupted within its neck. It writhed and
arched its back, still screaming as Rossamünd kicked it away and
fumbled for safety on higher steps. He watched in horror as the
burning rever-man toppled against the already weakened rail. It
gave way and the beast plummeted through the thin gap about which
the furtigrade wound, shattering the rail below; falling, colliding
and falling again a score of times more than Rossamünd could
follow, before abruptly halting, a small bright fire in the darkest
depths below.
Laboring for breath, shin a torture, his mind’s eye
revisiting the horror over and over in a giddy spin, Rossamünd
pulled himself away from the edge of the gap. He shook himself,
stood, and on wobbling legs went as fast as he could down the
furtigrade, terrified that some other revenant-beast might be
waiting for him above. Far down the dangerously shuddering stair,
deeper still, he could see the dying flicker of the loomblaze
burning.The frame of the furtigrade began to crack and sag, the
age-rotten wood not able to support such rough use. Back at the
walled valley he leaped from the tottering stair and ran, legs
still shaky, back the way he had come, finding the original
four-way vault. Going left again he pushed on, listening always for
sounds of pursuit, another caste of loomblaze ever ready in his
grasp. So intent was he on knowing if he was followed he took
little notice of the perpendicular twists and the turns, choosing
left when he could, going either up or down with an instinct born
of desperation. If he hit a dead end he would simply turn about and
take the next left, eyes wide as wide could be, ears pricked for
any wheezing shuffling of a gudgeon in pursuit.
Driven by the nauseating urgency to be free of this
crowding, dusty labyrinth, Rossamünd pushed on through more and
more cramped passages and buried, forgotten rooms. Stumbling
dizzily several times, he had no notion of how long or how far he
had come, but at some point the way became straighter and the
architecture familiar. At the top of a solid flight of stone steps
he stopped in front of a door with a very ordinary-looking handle
in it, just like those on the doors of the manse. Excited, he
tugged. The door resisted at first, but after a determined pull it
opened with a clatter. The relief was powerful, hysterical.
Rossamünd sprang out, all sense of decorum abandoned. “Raise the
alarm!” he hollered. “A rever-man! A rever-man!”
And there, on the other side, he found himself
staring directly at the shocked face of the Master-of-Clerks.