21
THE BRISKING CAT
knavery offices where a person can go to
hire a teratologist or three or as many as are needed. Such
establishments gain their name from the term “knave,” that is, any
person who sells services to any paying client, as opposed to a
spurn, who serves a retaining lord or master. When entering a
region for the first time, a teratologist may register at the local
knavery to make it known that he or she is about and going on the
roll offering services. In doing this monster-hunters are agreeing
not to shop their skills through other neighboring knaveries or
their own advertisement, thus denying the knavery its commission.
The knaving-clerk will take a request from a customer and offer a
selection of monster-hunters to solve the dilemma. Once the
teratologist has been selected, he or she is approached with an
Offer of Work, which may be accepted or rejected.Work is more
steady for teratologists who use the knaving system, though they
usually make less money for service rendered.
THE next day, thick with rain, was an early
start again. Leaving his letter with the Post-Master at Makepeace
Stile, Rossamünd followed Threnody as she dashed to the post-lentum
waiting in the foreyard of the cothouse. Back and shoulders
becoming rapidly sopped, the young lighter did his best to shield
his bandaged crown with his satchel.
Traveling certificates and nativity patents
approved by the officious gatemen, they passed through Makepeace to
continue. Rossamünd saw little of the town through the obscuring
downpour, only narrow buildings with glowing, narrow windows, water
spouting from the edge of every horizontal surface on to even
narrower streets. A soot-grubby child no more than ten scurried
from eave to eave past the slow-going lentum—a char-boy, perhaps
from Gathercoal, come to serve an errand in this cleaner town.
Wondering what hard labors were this small lad’s lot, Rossamünd
caught his eye and they traded mournful glances.
Out the other side of Makepeace the road broadened
and they discovered the lamps ahead had been left to shine on in
the storm-dark morning. This was most certainly not good traveling
weather, and the lenterman kept the pace slow for fear of skidding
off the road.
The scene continued cozily pastoral: fortified
farmsteads glimpsed at the end of private, tree-lined drives
nestled among thickets of domesticated trees and were surrounded
with fastidiously tended fields and drystone walls.
Every six lamps or so were low concrete-and-stone
strongworks, squat boxes with loopholes and steps that went into
the earth down to three-quarter-buried iron-bound doors. Rossamünd
had never seen the like, and no one at Winstermill had ever talked
of such things.
The sun was one quarter along its meridian when
they met a convoy of large covered drays trundling the opposite way
in a long line, every one under the guard of a skold or scourge.
Drawn by great trains of flanchardt-covered oxen, each bore
hundredweights of finest-grade charcoal from Gathercoal, likely
intended for Winstermill, High Vesting and the settlements of the
southwest. It took the long end of fifteen minutes to pass the last
dray.
They ate middens with stores granted from Makepeace
Stile’s pantry (a rind of hard, smelly Nine-cheese from Tuscanin ;
apples; strips of dried, river-caught fish) and Threnody went back
to reading.Taking pointed notice of the book, Rossamünd read the
small white letters printed on its burgundy cover—The High and
Illustrious Ladies of the Magna Scuthës.
“What is that book about?” he asked absently.
The girl made as if to continue reading but, after
a pause, she marked her place, closed her book, laid it primly on
her lap, cleared her throat and looked up. “It is about the
adventures of city women and their flash swells.”
“Flash swells?”
She looked owlishly at him for a moment. “The rich
young men who live such fun and easy lives in the cities.”
“Oh, you mean dandidawdlers.” Rossamünd thought of
the frilly, fussy fellows he had observed making a nuisance on the
streets of Boschenberg. “Is it interesting?”
“I think so, yes, though Mother doesn’t like
books such as these.”
“Why not?”
“She says they’re full of vile gossip and
innuendo and she says they grossly exaggerate the successes
of the protagonists without making enough of the consequences of
their foolishness.”
“You sound like you’ve had this said to you often.”
Rossamünd gave a mild grin.
“I could recite to you all of Mother’s words better
than the In Columba Alat,” she returned wryly.
“The In Columna what-tat?”
“In Columba Alat,” Threnody explained, with
uncharacteristic patience. “ ‘The Wings of the Dove’—it’s our
cantus, the rule we—I mean the Right—lives by.”
“How does it go?”
“I don’t know.” Threnody grinned. “I’ve forgotten
it.”
“But I thought you just said you knew it well,”
Rossamünd returned a little dumbly.
Threnody sighed long-sufferingly. “I do.” She
picked up the duodecimo and opened it again. “I was just making a
jest,” she said, and went back to reading.
“Oh.” Rossamünd frowned. “Sorry.”
Soon after, the horses were watered at the cothouse
of Sparrowstall. Blackened spikes ran in rows along every ridge-cap
and gable, set there to prevent weary birds or overadventurous
nickers from taking roost.
A little over two hours further and they arrived at
Hinkerseigh, much larger than Makepeace, with thicker walls and
higher, more numerous bastions all filled with well-tended
great-guns. It was a growing town—nearly a city, its people
squeezed for room; some of the less well-heeled had been forced to
build beyond the safety of the town’s stony curtain.The
Mirthlstream flowed right into the place under the wall to drive
many waterwheels of industry within as it passed through. As it was
a client-city belonging to the Imperial state of Maubergonne,
Hinkerseigh’s taciturn gatemen were dressed in harness of orot and
gules—orange and deep red.They scrutinized Rossamünd and Threnody’s
documents cursorily and waved the lentum through.
The carriage crawled down the narrow main street,
moving little faster in the midst of the cram of traffic than a
town-and-country gent out on a lazy Domesday ramble. At a
coach-host, the Draint Fyfer, the lentermen stopped to change
teams. The broad, covered yard was thronged with public coaches and
private carriages; horns hooting, sergeant-yardsmen bawling,
under-yardsmen obeying, porters and box-boys and mercers scurrying.
Exiting the lentum first,Threnody dashed off into the rain with
little more than an “I’ll be back!” and was gone before Rossamünd
could call after or follow.With a shrug he took a midday meal and
waited alone.
The warm commons of the coach-host was as
impossibly crowded as the yard without, a-press with merchants’
wives and farmstead ladies, nannies and their bantling charges
screeching for attention; slightly damp higglers and shysters en
route to more spendthrifty places; and off-duty pediteers; all
waiting for a break in the weather. It was only twenty minutes or
so before Rossamünd was called for by the hollering splasher boy to
board the po’lent, yet it took Threnody more than an hour to
return. She appeared suddenly by the carriage door, grinning
broadly and quickly handing an oblong oilskin-covered something to
the splasher boy.
“We’ll still be in a tight bit o’ hurry to make it
to the next cot in time!” the driver said, louring down at her from
his high seat as she climbed aboard. “So I recommend ye hang on ter
something.” He proved good to his promise, for no sooner had
Threnody settled into her nest of furs than the lentum surged to
motion.
“What were you doing?” Rossamünd shouted above the
noise of transit. “We’ve been waiting for a while . . .”
Threnody looked at him unrepentantly. “I always
like to try a little shopping when I can.”
Rain began falling so hard its rattling drum on the
carriage roof made conversation impossible. Threnody raised the
sash on her side to keep its splashings out, yet Rossamünd left his
down to see what passed and tolerated the wet. As Hinkerseigh
disappeared in the fog of the deluge, the highroad narrowed.The
lenterman whipped up the new horse-team’s rate and kept the poor
beasts at a dangerous, transom-shattering speed for several miles,
slowing only occasionally to rest them. The post-lentum dashed
right past Howlbolt, not even slowing for courtesy, noisily
scattering a coven of ravens that had settled before the
cothouse.
The valley became deeper, the Mirthlbrook drawing
close by the Wormway again, broader now, its banks choked with
willow, swamp oak and hawthorn, its waters rushing over and through
sharp rocks and keeping pace with the lentum. The stream’s opposite
bank was steep, almost clifflike, tangled with dark young
woods.
“That’s the Owlgrave,” Threnody shouted above the
roar of the rain and road. “It’s said that monsters like to go
there to die when they are mortal-hurt or sick of the world.”
THE LENTERMEN
Rossamünd stared at the choked rise imagining he
could see some languishing nicker up among the rocks and trees. He
had always thought monsters lived on and on till someone slew them,
and the idea of them pining away was odd, disturbing. So that is
where they end, he pondered, but where do they begin?
His reading had informed him of many theories. Some scholars said
monsters grew on trees, others that they grew “buds” on themselves,
which dropped to the ground and grew into other monsters. The worst
way was congress between everyman and ünterman, which was said to
spawn some wicked half-human abomination, the ultimate excess of
outramour. Implicit in the accusation of sedorner was the suspicion
of such a union. Most habilists said such a thing was impossible,
but common folks still believed it, and that was enough.
Out the other side of the lentum Rossamünd saw the
flicker of a lighted lamp, then another. Regardless of pelting rain
and threatening lands, the lantern-watch of Bitterbolt, the next
cothouse, had faithfully wound out the lamps.
The Wormway went down and over a large stone-arch
bridge with lit lanterns upon either abutment that passed over the
broad stream of the Bittermere. Before this bridge was a foreboding
collection of buildings, each four or five stories of dressed
stone, baked bricks, mortar and lead shingles. It was a mighty
rectangular accretion, its roofs thorny with high chimneys.There
was no encircling wall; the lowest floors were absent of any
openings—not even a single door, and the few second-story windows
were heavily barred. Even the undersides of the sills of higher
windows and the gutters were garlanded with thorny wire. The
footings of the entire pile were assiduously smeared with a
slippery-looking black substance, a repellent no doubt. This was a
place that never intended a monster to ever gain a foothold. The
winds and the rain had blown themselves out. In the stillness, the
comfort of sweet wood-smoke and the savory promise of that
evening’s prandial preparations wafted down to them from the
place.
“The wayhouse of the Brisking Cat, good folks,” the
side-armsman called helpfully from his perch.
Upon the other side of the highroad was a low brick
building with no sidelights or transoms or even a casement. Its
strong doors were half buried into the chalky ground and a
siding-lane with sturdy walls upon either side branched off and
went down to them. At the top of the lane stood a filigree
lantern-post. Fixed to this was a badly stained signboard upon
which was painted a lion, its claws reaching.
The lentum descended the lane and went through
ironwood gates opened for it at the end. Through the gates and
within the low building was a great stablery for horse and
carriage, much of it tunneling back into the hillock itself. The
reek of hay and hoof-trodden pats made the air foul.
Grinning ear to ear, the splasher boy opened the
door for them with a touch to the brim of his tall stovepipe hat.
“We’ve done all right to get you here afore the daisy hay was
done,” he said excitedly.
“Excuse me?” Threnody scowled. “The what was
done?”
The splasher boy looked at her as if she were Jack
Simple. “The daisy hay . . .” He grinned at Rossamünd as if he
knew, but Rossamünd had not heard the term either. “It’s the right
time of day for travel! Only lighters and fools go out after
sundown—oh . . .” The splasher boy went bright red as he realized
who he was talking to and quickly found other things to do.
“I see,” said Threnody.
As Rossamünd and Threnody alighted, another person
was arriving on foot, let in by the small sally port fixed in the
heavy ironwood gate.The last gasp of a gust blew through the door,
bringing with it a sweetly salty and familiar scent.
“Did you get your hob-gnasher, Madam Rose?” one of
the gaters asked.
“That I did, Master File,” the newly arrived
wayfarer declared briskly, and lifted a large leather satchel
bulging with something lumpy and vaguely head-shaped. “And a might
of trouble it gave me too.”
It was Europe!
The Branden Rose was wearing her usual deep red
fighting garb, and was muffled against the cold with the
spangled-fur pollern. Three heavy-harnessed gaters attending bowed
in quiet deference.
Threnody made to follow a porter and continue on
through to the wayhouse, but stopped when she realized Rossamünd
was just lingering and staring.
Eventually Europe turned, with narrowed eyes that
went wide—just for a moment—then knowing. She swaggered over, an
eyebrow cocked. “Well hello again, little man,” the fulgar said
softly as she approached. “Have they finally let you out of
Winstermill?”
“Hello, Miss Europe,” Rossamünd greeted cheerfully.
“We’re on our way to our new billet.” Smiling at her, he saw that
the fulgar’s eyes were badly bloodshot, an almost complete and
ghastly red.
“Where is that?” Europe smiled tightly in
return.
“Wormstool—what’s happened to your eyes, miss?
They’re all red like a falseman’s.”
The woman’s brow furrowed. “It comes from a long
day arcing. And what have you done to your head, little man? All
bandage and no hat!”
“I lost it in a fight.”
The fulgar raised an amused eyebrow. “In a
fight, was it? I cannot leave you for a moment. Well, at
least you did not lose my gift,” she said, looking at his fine
scarf. She turned a cool gaze to Threnody. “I see you have brought
the august’s daughter with you.”
“I . . .” was yet forming in Rossamünd’s mouth when
Threnody interjected.
“You’re the Branden Rose, aren’t you?” she asked,
with a look of profound, barely contained excitement. Rossamünd had
never seen her look quite so enthusiastic—it was odd.
“My name precedes me, I see,” said Europe, a subtle
smirk fluttering at the corner of lip and eye.
“And you really do know him?” Threnody
glanced at Rossamünd.
“Aye—” he began.
“Indeed!” Europe replied civilly. “We are old
wayfaring chums, are we not, little man? We have been on many an
adventure already.”
“I am Lady Threnody of Herbroulesse,” the girl
lighter began, barely waiting for an answer, “daughter of the Lady
Vey, August of the Right of the Pacific Dove,” finishing with
affected gravity as she tried not to betray her eagerness.
A hint of disdain fluttered across Europe’s face.
“I heard rumor that the Marchioness Vey had issue by some
clandestine means, and here breathes the proof. Might I say you are
dressed peculiarly for a calendar?”
Threnody looked down at her gorgeous, if slightly
travel-ruffled clothes. “Oh, I’m not a calendar anymore. I’m a full
lamplighter now.”
Europe’s smile was patient, polite. “Good for you,
my dear. So I now know something of you and you already know
something of me and we are all met. How lovely.” Europe did not
look as if she thought it lovely at all, but rather boring. “Come!
Time for easy chairs and warm meals.”
They were let through a heavy door by a broad-set
gater with thick mustachios wearing a black-felt liripipium, its
long peak almost trailing in the straw-rubbish. As Europe and her
two guests approached, he opened the way and took them along an
arched, brick-lined tunnel that must have been burrowed right under
the Wormway. At the other side their guide hammered upon another
door, crying, “Ad aspertum! The Branden Rose and two
companions,” to those beyond. They were admitted through a
block-room and climbed slate steps to a broad wood-paneled
vestibule of the wayhouse proper.
Footmen in plush asked for their names, took
baggage and stowed weapons in an armory-stand to be retrieved on
call. This was a very fine establishment indeed. Europe handed over
the satchel. “Put it in the cold room for me: I will be requiring
it tomorrow to claim my prize.”
A horse-faced woman clad in a style of dress that
Rossamünd had never seen before, made of heavy velvet with broad
hanging sleeves and a pretty white palisade cap, rustled over to
greet them. She paid studied respect to Europe and politely
introduced herself to the two young lamplighters as the enrica
d’ama. “ ’Allo, young travelers,” she said in a sweet voice and a
delicate southern accent, “I am Madam Oubliette, the proud owner of
this fine ’ouse. If you are seeking any service you must call on me
or my man Parleferte.” She indicated a gaunt, harassed-looking
steward. “Any time of sunup or moon-down. Now please, ’ave your
ease in the Saloon.”
A footman announced them over the moderate hubbub
of other conversation. “Her Grace, the Branden Rose, Europa of
Fontrevault, Duchess-in-waiting of Naimes; the Lady Threnody of
Herbroulesse and a guest!” was the ringing cry, to which few of
their fellow patrons paid any attention.
“Yes, yes,” Europe huffed. “Get on and show us our
place, man!”
“How do you feel, guest, on being just a
guest?” Threnody gibed Rossamünd quietly. “Shall I call you
guest from now onward?”
Rossamünd did not acknowledge her.
Before him was a great hexagonal space with
balconies, boxes and claustral-booths rising on every side for
three whole floors—the privatrium, each reached by a confusion of
stairs and walks.The radiating beams of the lofty ceiling were
carved with forms of intertwined cats in various attitudes of hunt
or play. Every beam met in the middle and from this zenith hung a
collection of great-lamps gathered together like some bizarre
chandelier. Beneath this, in the middle of the space surrounded by
the privatrium, was a raised oval stage hemmed in by a semicircular
tapery-counter at one end where drinks were being pulled or poured.
About the tapery were tables and chairs and people sitting at them
in a variety of attitudes: animated, upright, slouched, slumped,
even leaning dangerously. Rossamünd was so amazed by it all he
stumbled on his own feet more than once before the three were
settled in a second-story claustra—a somewhat private stall of
leather high-backed benches around a square table.
“The Brisking Cat,” Europe declared grandly as they
sat. “Wayhouse, knavery and my current abode.”
The Saloon was wall to wall with pugnators and
their hangers-on, coming, going and ordering about the staff with
high-handed carelessness. Rossamünd watched the gallimaufry of
teratologists in wide-eyed wonder. Indiscriminate monster-killers
written about in public print or gossiped about in civic rumor, a
fabulous collection like the pages of a pamphlet come to life.
Seeing his fascination, Europe began to name some of them.
“There are the Boanergës—the ‘Sons of Thunder,’ ”
she explained, watching three grim-looking fellows huddled together
in grim conversation, periodically glancing suspiciously over their
shoulders. “A competent band, each one a fellow astrapecrith,
though none too bright.”
“And that is the Knave of Diamonds,” said Threnody,
keen to show her worldliness. Rossamünd looked and saw a large man
pass below. He wore a “crown” of tall spiked reeds upon his head;
upon his body a heavy-gaulded smock or lambrequin of dirty white
with its single, large red diamond on the front; and upon his
fierce face a large deep blue diamond spoor.
A solitary calendar from a different clave than
Threnody’s walked across the Saloon floor and took a booth across
the other side. She was wearing a bossock of prüs and sable checks
and her face was striped like that of a grazing animal from far
beyond the Marrow. She wore a dandicomb of long, elegant horns that
her claustra was fortunately high enough to contain.
Threnody watched her closely. “She need not have
come,” the girl huffed with the strains of territorial jealousy.
“The Right has these troubles in hand.”
“Who is she?” Rossamünd said so softly he barely
spoke at all.
“She’s a caladine,” Europe answered.
“Entering our diet without a by-your-leave,” the
girl lighter added icily. “I doubt she has presented herself to
Mother. Saphine is her name. She is from the Maids of
Malady.”
“Truly?” said Europe. “Your surgeon had perhaps
best watch himself.”
“Miss Europe?”
“I have the understanding that these Maids of
Malady have allied themselves with the Soratchë. Maybe they lend
their help to the Soratchë, and Saphine is coming to investigate
that Swill fellow. Wheels inside wheels, and all that.”
Rossamünd hoped this was true. He stared at the
caladine until she felt the scrutiny and turned to look at him.
Flushing, the young lighter looked away quickly and found a
teratologist he knew by sight. He had seen etchings of her
in the more sensational pamphlets. Epitomë Bile was her name, a
woman written of as a myth: lupine and pitiless and astoundingly
daring.Yet here she was, a woman as real as his own hand, all in
glossy black soe, white-faced with staring, black-rimmed eyes and
oddly cropped black hair.
Europe showed clear distaste. “Cruel and
heartless,” she warned. “Stay well clear of her.”
Aye, Rossamünd wondered, but has she ever
sparked a child in the head?
Epitomë Bile looked up, caught Europe’s cold eye
and returned it, giving a slow, taunting curtsy. A wicked smile
flitted across the strange woman’s mien. The two teratological
women kept each other fixed with stares of mutual loathing, until
Epitomë Bile walked out of the common room, sly, malevolent
amusement never leaving her face.
Rossamünd felt a shiver of dismay. He hoped never
to cross her path more closely.
Europe clucked her tongue quietly and looked
elsewhere. “There you have the Three Brave Brothers,” she said,
pointing with her chin to a group of men below them (just returned
perhaps from the course), turning her guests’ attention to other
things. “They actually number four, are not related to each other .
. . and are not particularly brave, either.” Rossamünd, who had
read of these Brave Brothers, was stunned to see walking before him
their infamous scourge, Sourdoor, in his swathes of black
lour—proofed velvet.
“And so my kind gather, looking for violence.”
Europe sighed. “Collecting together like crows about a
corpse.”
All the great folk, and the lesser known too,
strutted the common room and the privatrium, eyeing one another,
ego against ego, and generally getting in the way of the wayhouse’s
even routine.
“The Maid Constant.” The fulgar indicated a wit
with an arrow-spoor pointing up from each brow and brilliant-hued
blue hair. “She too must needs wear a wig, as you do, my dear, but
her hair was green last week and blue for this.”
Threnody went beetroot blush and sat up. “No wig
for me, madam,” she said quickly, glowering nervously at
Europe.
“Not yet, anyway,” Rossamünd put in, trying to be
helpful.
She glared at him.
“By-the-by,” said Europe, unconcerned.
The fulgar rattled off many more names, of so many
teratologists that Rossamünd could not keep track, and he simply
listened to the smooth sound of her voice. His wonder became a
little numbed, and he sat a little easier in the comfortable booth.
The young lampsman felt the strains of the road ease out into the
soft seating, and he became quickly acquainted with just how tired
he was. Food was ordered—from the Best Cuts, of course, Rossamünd
trying “Starlings in Viand-Royal Sauce”—and an awkwardness
persisted while they waited for it to arrive, wetting their thirst
with the sourest rich-red wine Rossamünd had ever been served. With
the wine came a tankard of steaming Cathar’s Treacle for
Europe.
“It’s testtelated in bulk in the kitchens, by a
tandem of skolds of faultless reputation,” she explained, “at a
hefty charge, of course. You may want some yourself, my dear.” She
nodded gravely at Threnody.
“No thank you, Duchess,” Threnody returned, still
sitting stiff-backed, hands clasped on the table before her. “I
have always been taught that one does best to make one’s own
plaudamentum.”
The fulgar became suddenly expressionless.
“Indeed,” she said, after a long, discomfiting
moment, “one would prefer to have it made perpetually by the same
trusted hands at a day’s two ends, but what one wants and what one
gets are rarely the same.The one I once had confidence in is . . .
no longer available—and another unwilling.” She peered at
Rossamünd.
Threnody looked sharply at the Branden Rose, then
narrowly, almost enviously, at Rossamünd.
He tapped purposefully at the tabletop, not meeting
either gaze. He had vowed to serve the lamplighters and the
Emperor, yet as the troubles of the lamplighters increased, so did
the appeal of being the Branden Rose’s factotum. If only she was
more careful about which bogles to kill.
Providentially, mains arrived and all talk ceased
for a time as, in the rust glow of red-, orange- and yellow-glassed
lanterns, they ate in hungry silence.
Music swelled from the oval stage below them: sweet
chamber-sounds of fiddle, violoncello and sourdine, and adding
mellifluously to it a soaring female voice. Rossamünd felt he had
heard this singing somewhere before and, looking down to the stage,
saw a quartet of scratch-bobbed, liveried musicians and, in a halo
of light, Hero, the chanteuse of Clunes. Dressed in a smoke-green
chiffon dress with broad, gathered skirts, black rumples at the
elbows, her hair piled and rolled and festooned with flowers of
similar color to the chiffon, she was the very same songstress he
had watched in raptures at the Harefoot Dig. Yet here she was now,
projecting sonorous verse all about the great room, arms reaching
out imploringly. Rossamünd forgot his food and listened, heedless
of time’s passing, arm on balustrade, cheek resting on arm, his
eyes just a little doelike.
Threnody affected to be unimpressed. “It is
adequate, I suppose,” she said in the applause between songs, “if
you like those Lentine styles.”
Rossamünd decided he liked the Lentine style very
well and could not understand Threnody’s remark.
Her own meal finished, Europe lounged on the
comfortable bench and picked at a sludgy, creamy-colored delicacy
known simply as cheesecake, soaked in syrup of peach-blossoms. With
it came sillabub—a curdled concoction of milk and vinegar. She let
Rossamünd try a little, and he came away from the taste smacking
his lips in disgust. She did not, however, offer any to Threnody,
who had become more and more sullen and sour-faced as the night
deepened and did not show any care.
Washing out the vile aftertaste with the bitter
small wine, Rossamünd asked solemnly, “Miss Europe, what do you
know of Wormstool?”
“It is remote and dangerous and no place for
new-weaned lamplighting lads and lasses.” Europe scowled. “What can
your masters be thinking, sending you out there?”
“Oh, I was not sent,” Threnody said piously. “I
asked to go. Those with greater capacities have to wait on
those who do not. It’s how I have been taught and . . .” She
looked at her fellow traveler. “Rossamünd will need the help—as you
yourself probably well know.”
“Oh?” Europe turned a piercing gaze on the girl.
“And who will look out for you, my dear?”
“Rossamünd,” the girl returned simply. “We lighters
stick together, just like calendars.”
The fulgar laughed unexpectedly. “Aren’t you an
adorable little upstart?” she purred.
Chin lifting then dropping, Threnody clearly did
not know whether to be offended or pleased. She looked out into the
Saloon at nothing in particular.
“Now tell me, young Rossamünd,” Europe demanded,
“what were you fighting that cost you yet another hat?”
“It was a rever-man, miss,” the young lighter said
simply.
Europe went wide-eyed. There was a pause,
incredulity hovering at its fringes. “Truly?” she said eventually.
“How did you manage to get tangled up with one of those?
More to the point, how did you survive it?”
“I found it deep in the cellars of Winstermill the
very next night after you left.”
“Ah!You’re playing a leg-pull on me, little man.”
The fulgar started to smile knowingly. “Your old home is far too
tough to crack for some rotten-headed thing like a rever-man. That
old Marshal of yours must be sadly slipping if he let one of those
wretches in.”
Rossamünd’s gall twisted at this. “I don’t think he
is slipping, Miss Europe, but still, sure as I sit here, it was a
gudgeon I wrastled right down in the bottom of the fortress.” He
went on to tell the whole tale, elaborating especially on the
moment when he jammed the loomblaze into the rever-man’s gnashing
maw. That moment was powerfully satisfying to recall. “It was
somewhere in that fight I lost my hat,” he concluded.
“Aren’t you the one for getting yourself into fixes
not of your own making?” Europe’s knowing gaze had not slipped for
the length of his tale. “You are still the strangest, bravest
little man.Throwing a gudgeon about and blasting it to char is
beyond even some of my ilk.You’re not as helpless as you seem.” She
looked at Threnody.
“Maybe.” Rossamünd tried not to look too pleased.
“It was gangling and poorly made, with too-long arms and hairy,
piggy ears, just like those”—he pointed to a sizzling porker’s head
that was being carried past at that very moment by a struggling
maid—“and no great feat to best.”
“The Lamplighter-Marshal said it was a mighty
deed,” Threnody stated proudly in a strange change of tack.
“I should think he would,” the fulgar said, taking
a sip of wine. “You did him a great service, Rossamünd.”
“Yet it still did not stop the man receiving a sis
edisserum from the Considine,” the young lampsman said sadly.
“Truly?” Europe murmured. “You don’t hear of that
happening every diem. Your Marshal must certainly have gone
awry then.”
Rossamünd did not hear her. His thoughts had
pounced on his own words, hairy, piggy ears. The gudgeon had
large, furry, leaf-shaped ears, pig’s ears, like those on
the meal just gone by; pig’s ears very much like those on the
swine’s head he had carried up to Swill . . .
And Europe had told of the dark hints that
surrounded the surgeon; and it held that if Swill knew of the
kitchen furtigrade when Doctor Crispus did not, he might be well
aware of other secret ways, even down to the moldering cellars.
Why, truly, would he need his deliveries of body parts if not to
make a rever-man? . . . And there was the flayed skin.
Swill is a black habilist! A massacar!
The horrid, impossible idea rolled about his mind’s
view, an image of the surgeon clandestinely making gudgeons in his
attic apartment: wobbling, raving creatures cobbled together from
kitchen offcuts and dug-up corpse bits, then held and hidden in the
fortress’s depths. The young lighter could little fathom how such a
capital evil as monstermaking—or “fabercadavery,” as the peregrinat
called it—could go on undiscovered within Winstermill’s precincts.
How was it possible that amid such a crowd of zealous invidists
monsters were actually made?
With low and stuttering urgency, Rossamünd
explained his deductions as best he could. He talked mostly to
Europe, who listened without interruption, her arms folded and her
brow deeply creased with a scowl.
“The rever-man had pig’s ears,” he repeated
excitedly. “I carried a pig’s head up to Swill from the kitchens.
That’s why he reads from those banned books—they are full of all
manner of ash-dabblings.”
“Well, one hardly needs to be an auto-savant to
have spotted Swill as a nefarious cad!” Threnody argued.
A great roar of applause erupted about all levels
of the Saloon: Hero had come to the end of her recital and was now
bowing deeply to her adoring audience with great, cheek-busting
smiles. Threnody looked down at it all and curled her lip. “Yes,
well, I suppose she was passable,” she sneered as she clapped
politely.
Rossamünd barely heard her or the cheers. Swill
is a massacar! Sebastipole said he had not found how the
rever-man could have got in: the fortress really was
impregnable. It would not have to be if the abomination was already
being kept inside Winstermill—indeed if it had been made there in
the deep parts. Was it mere coincidence that Rossamünd had found
his way out only through the Master-of-Clerks’ rooms? Swill was
most certainly his man, brought in especially. It all fitted too
horribly.
“My, what a hive of troubles you have kicked,” the
fulgar said. “The Soratchë were right to suspect him, it seems,
though one thinks they might have pressed their suspicions a little
further.”
Threnody made a face as if to say she did not think
much of the Soratchë.
“But why do such a terrible thing?” Rossamünd could
not fathom it.
“Why else, little man, but for the oldest reason of
all?” The fulgar paused. “Money, of course. There is much to be
made from the making and trafficking of rever-men and other
made-monsters—as you have seen firsthandedly, with that filthy
fellow Poundinginches or whatever his name might have been.”
Rossamünd nodded. What precious relief it had been
when Europe had rescued him from that vile rivermaster and sent him
to the harbor-bottom with one arc to his beefy chest.
“All manner of people manage to require the service
of the dark trades,” the fulgar continued. “I have already caught
the whispers of at least two rousing-pits within reach of here, and
they are genuinely lucrative for those at the right end of the
wagers. These must be supplied, and it seems Swill is the man to do
so.”
The young lighter shivered at the implication of
her words.
“If you know of such horrid places, why do you not
do something about them?” Threnody interjected. “Or tell someone
who will?”
Europe’s expression became owlish. “Because, my
dear, if I have heard rumors, then others certainly will have
too.The excisemen and obstaculars and your once-sisters are better
fitted to the chore.”
“But rousing-pits have monsters in them,” Threnody
continued querulously. “Surely that should move you!”
Europe fixed her with that dangerously glassy
stare.
“Child, I am not some mindless invidist. I
rid the world of teratologica for money’s hand, not sport.”
Threnody locked eyes with her.
Rossamünd ducked his head at the fizzing tension
between these two lahzarines. He wanted to intervene, yet did not
dare tangle with the friction between them, as inscrutable as the
movements of the planets. In the end the standoff proved unbearable
and he spoke. “What of the Master-of-Clerks?” he tried. “Swill is
his man. Doctor Crispus said it so.”
“Every mad habilist needs a patron.” Europe sounded
almost flippant, though her grim expression told otherwise.
“Why did you not speak of this before, lamp boy?”
Threnody growled.
“Because I did not think of it till now, Threnody,”
Rossamünd sighed.
“I must write of all this to Mother!”
“For the little she might do,” said Europe, “with
the clerk-master sitting in control behind those unapproachable
walls and little proof to go on but one small bookchild lampsman’s
conjectures.”
“She is a great woman,” Threnody bridled,
“and will do more than some to rid the Empire of a traitor.”
“But what if I’m wrong?”
“If you are wrong then rumors are exploded,
suspicions disabused and everyone goes on to other troubles,”
Europe said bluntly. “Yet for now we have the suggestion of
serious, dastardly things, little man,” she said. “Gudgeons loose
in Winstermill, marshal-peers summoned to the subcapital and
prentices sent too far east: something is truly, deeply amiss in
your reach of the world. Keep your eyes wide, Rossamünd. You are in
a dangerous tangle if all this turns out true. It may be that your
assignment to Wormstool is not a simple lapse in wisdom.” She
reached over to put a hand on his shoulder. “You should have become
my factotum after all,” she said wryly.
Rossamünd could not help but agree. He could not
now think of anywhere safer than by Europe’s side. He noticed
Threnody was looking at him with an envious scowl.
Europe summoned a footman and made provision for
their bunking. There was no room elsewhere in the wayhouse. “You
can join me in my quarters if you wish, Rossamünd. There is a bed
for one other there,” the fulgar explained. “Or you may join your
friend in the dog-dens.”
The “dog-dens” were the billet-boxes, tight
cupboards—barely comfortable but inexpensive accommodation that all
wayhouses possessed. Rossamünd felt such a strange and unwelcome
tearing of loyalties he did not know how to act. In the end he
chose to stay with Threnody, figuring that she had joined him
voluntarily and stuck by him, and so he should do the same and
sleep in the squash of the billet-boxes. The girl lighter was
clearly gratified by his decision, looking as if she had just won
some great moral victory.
With an enigmatic sniff, Europe paid the reckoning
and bid them good sleeping. “I must retire. A girl needs her sleep
to keep her beauty.” At that she left, reemerging surprisingly on
the farther side of the Saloon to speak quietly with the
horn-wearing caladine.
Seeing this, Threnody demanded, “Why does she talk
to her?”
“Probably to let her know of our suspicions about
Swill.” Rossamünd’s hopes lifted. Distracted by Threnody, he did
not see Europe leave, but when he looked again she had disappeared
to some other part of the wayhouse to do whatever occult things
that fulgars did in the night hours.
With her departure Threnody leaned across the
claustra. “Well, she is a disappointment—” she said, “dull
and ordinary and not at all heroic. And I thought I wanted to be
like her.”
Utterly baffled and not wanting a fight, Rossamünd
ignored her and stared out at the emptying Saloon.
“You don’t really want to be her factotum, do you?”
Threnody persisted, a hint of that envious look returning. “Being
with her is like sucking on a lime dusted in bothersalts.”
No, Threnody, that’s what it’s like being with
you! The bitter thought rose unbidden, but Rossamünd said,
“I’ve made oaths to serve the Emperor, Threnody. I’ve accepted his
Billion. I’m not free to be anyone’s factotum—Miss Europe’s, yours
or even Atopian Dido’s, were she still alive!”
Apparently satisfied, Threnody too took her leave
and went off to find a place to make her plaudamentum.
Rossamünd was left to be shown to his billet-box
alone.