14
THE UNDERCROFT
The Skillions the southeastern corner of
the Low Gutter in the fortress of Winstermill. It gains its
somewhat derogatory name from the many small, wood-built
single-story sheds, warehouses and work-stalls found there. These
are a recent addition to this part of the Gutter, it previously
being the site of a stately old building designated for multiple
uses, including the growing of bloom and the making and storing of
lanterns. This reputedly burned down in mysterious circumstances
two generations ago, outside of any current occupant’s
memory.
THOUGH the menagerie of teratologists had
begun to move into the Idlewild, disturbing reports continued to
arrive at Winstermill. One told of the cothouse of Dovecote Bolt
east of the Tumblesloe Heap that had lost three lamp-watchmen to an
unseen ünterman. Another told of a small band of nickers having the
audacity to attack Cripplebolt near the farthest end of the
Wormway, destroying lamps in the process. For three days—the report
said—they maintained a kind of siege before relief arrived from the
fortress of Haltmire.
The weather grew foul, either storming or foggy.
Roads became nigh impassable. With the continued monstrous threat
to the Wormway, the regular merchants from the south became
reluctant to deliver. Only paying triple or quadruple the fair
price for the essentials seemed to make them willing to come up
from Silvernook and High Vesting. Informed by the Master-of-Clerks
that the coffers could ill afford such prices, the
Lamplighter-Marshal was forced to introduce restrictions to the
diet and habits of the manse. Starting with the prentices, the
fortress had been on short commons for the whole week. Rumors
abounded of the clerks getting better fare than the lighters, of
certain well-to-do officers using private resources to purchase
delicacies for themselves but not share them about.
Worse yet, the lighters discovered during a wet and
dismal pageant-of-arms that their customary vigil-trip was
canceled.The prentices were in foul spirits by the time they were
dismissed to loiter about the manse with little to occupy
themselves. “Who does the Marshal think he is, making us miss our
stingos!” some of them grumbled. Small arguments broke out between
boys harboring worthless grudges. Other prentices bickered over
their high-stakes card games of lesquin and punt-royale, and cell
row and mess hall became unbearable. Rossamünd sat on an easy chair
in the corner of the mess hall, regretting he had not gone with
Europe. He had been reading and rereading the same line in an
already well-read pamphlet while beside him a semantic spat between
Smellgrove and a stocky prentice by the name of Hapfauf revolved
endlessly. To Rossamünd’s surprise Threnody sought him out and
suggested they take a walk outside despite the inclement weather.
He took only a little convincing to go. He rugged his neck with the
scarf that Europe had given him and followed, Arabis giving him a
sly wink as he exited.
Out into the biting squall they bravely ventured,
clutching their regular-issue oiled pallmains tightly about, heads
bowed against the sleet, ducking involuntarily at the mighty cracks
of thunder that snapped above the Harrowmath. Having never owned a
hat till he had left the foundlingery, Rossamünd found them an
absolute boon for keeping rain off the face. He could endure the
foulest weather if his dial was not being splashed and pelted with
water.
“Who was that woman yesterday?” Threnody had
found a small garden lean-to by the vegetable patch and they were
at least now out of the rain. “Was it truly the Branden Rose? It
certainly looked like it was. How do you know her?”
“Aye, it was. She and I met on my way here.” It
seemed a too-simple explanation. He wriggled uneasily, trying to
get comfortable atop a rather smelly sack that was digging into his
buttocks and dampening the seat of his longshanks.
“But how did someone like you meet someone
like her?”
“Well,” he said slowly, aware of how foolish he
might sound, “the truth is that she found me hiding in a boxthorn
on the side of the Vestiweg.”
“What in the Sundergird were you doing there?
Hardly anyone travels that way—at least not anyone in their right
minds. It’s just a supply road for the Spindle.”
He told Threnody the story of his journey,
beginning with the day Sebastipole had come to select him.As he
told it he was struck by the extraordinary nature of that
adventure—had he really done all those things and survived those
dangers?
She leaned in close as he told his story, never
interrupting, and when he had finished, she stretched and let out a
sigh. “Who’d have thought it, lamp boy? A stick like you fighting
pirate captains and, what did you call them? Grinnlings? And all
the while that amazing woman is feeding you whortleberries and
letting you make her treacle?” Threnody’s face was alight with a
deep, previously hidden enthusiasm. “I always have to make my
own treacle. Mother has drummed into me that you should
always make your own—that way you know what is in it and that it
will work. But, oh! Tell me, what does a whortleberry taste
like?”
Rossamünd opened his mouth to answer but the girl
plowed on.
“I tell you, if I hadn’t seen the Branden Rose
talking to you I wouldn’t believe a jot of your impossible story.”
She hesitated. “Is this all really the truth?”
“Of course it’s the truth. She wants me to
become her factotum!”
“You!” Threnody barked an incredulous
laugh.
He scowled, wanting to say several things at once
but saying nothing at all.
For a few moments they sat in silence
together.
Threnody took out a vial of sticky red liquid.
About to take a draught from it, she noticed Rossamünd’s scrutiny
and said testily, “What do you goggle at, lamp boy? It’s just
Friscan’s wead. Have you never seen a girl drink her alembants
before?”
ROSSAMÜND
Rossamünd gave a wordless splutter and quickly
looked out to the sodden view.
“I should have been a fulgar.” Threnody spoke
softly after she had secreted the vial. “They only need two
treacles; did you know that? I have cartloads of potives to take.
Wits need so many different treacles and alembants at so many
different times it’s a wonder we do anything else at all. If anyone
needs a factotum, it’s a wit.” She glowered at the wintry garden
patch, and Rossamünd wondered what he was meant to say in reply. He
had only rarely seen her take a sip of her many draughts: a far
greater variety of red and blue and black liquors, taken far more
frequently than Europe’s.
“It does seem somewhat unfair . . . ,” he offered
into her angry silence.
“And she gets to keep her hair.”
“Well, you have kept your hair,” Rossamünd remarked
cautiously.
Threnody looked at him acidly, as if he had made a
foul and tactless jest, then out at the saturated roofs of the Low
Gutter. Her expression was unfathomable. “Well, yes.” She fiddled
absently with a raven curl. “I have . . .”
Rossamünd was beginning to regret coming out with
her. He decided to try a different tack. “I’ve met a man called
Mister Numps—”
Threnody cut him off before he could finish his
sentence. “Of course, Mother does not think the Branden Rose is
much good at all. In fact, she very much dislikes her.”
It was best to remain silent.
“But really, she and my mother have a lot in
common.”
Rossamünd waited. He could not fathom what these
two women might share.
“They were at the sequestury in Fontrevault
together when they were my age. The Branden Rose was set to be a
calendar, you know, except that she was expelled. I grew up hearing
all about her: about the scores of men that pursued her; about how
she loves herself most of all. Mother says she is an embarrassment
to her state, her mother and her entire lineage, that if Mother had
such a proud heritage she would never carry on so.” Threnody
paused. “The Branden Rose was the reason I so wanted to be a
fulgar,” she murmured, looking sadly at her elegantly shod
feet.
Between these revelations of Europe’s mysterious
past and Threnody’s twists of mood, Rossamünd could think of
nothing to say. He looked dumbly out the open front of the lean-to
to the dripping garden. A damp sparrow, all puffed and ruffled, was
sitting atop a bare stake sunk deep in the moldy loam. It regarded
him with definite, unsettling wisdom, as if it knew only too well
the trials of being a boy making sense of a girl.
“So this Mister Numps is a glimner living in the
Low Gutter,” Rossamünd tried again. “I’m going there this
afternoon. You could come if you want.” He immediately regretted
the invitation.
Fortunately Threnody did not take him up on it, but
stood and strode quickly to the doorway, tossing her hair over her
shoulder. “Have you even been listening to me at all?” she
demanded. “You would have to be the rudest, most ignorant boy I
know!” And with that she left him.
Rossamünd blinked hard, frowned, took a deep
breath. Verline had been much easier and a thousand times more
pleasant to be with than these bizarre, belligerent women.
Rossamünd might live till he was a thousand and still come no
closer to understanding them. The sparrow chirped cheekily and left
with a whir of wings. The young prentice could have sworn it winked
at him before it vanished.
Middens was a desultory affair. No one seemed to
know why or when, but the Snooks had mysteriously departed
Winstermill, and the new culinare—hired particularly by the
Master-of-Clerks—did not possess the talent to make strict rations
appetizing.The food was plain, the smells were unsavory and the
company was decidedly unhappy. While Threnody and Rossamünd had
been outside, Smellgrove and Hapfauf’s disagreement had ended in
blows, and with other boys taking sides, half the prentices had
earned themselves pots-and-pans. Now one side of the hall was not
speaking to the other side.
Threnody ignored Rossamünd utterly.
As soon as he could, Rossamünd took up his
salumanticum and made his way down to the Low Gutter to see Numps.
After watching the man make his special seltzer he was hoping he
might learn a chemical trick or two from the glimner today. He was
cold and damp when he arrived but, once safe within the lantern
store, he shook off his pallmain and left it and his thrice-high on
a hook by the door to drip themselves dry. He was thankful to have
his new scarf. One of the detractions of seltzer light was that it
gave no heat, and consequently the store was often too cold.
“Hello, Mister Rossamünd,” the glimner chuckled.
“Chill’s biting my feet today.” He lifted his legs to show
spatterdashes buckled about his shins, his bare soles poking a
little from the bottom. Numps waggled his toes on his healing foot.
“Numps’ frosty feet are bitten with the cold, but Mister Doctor
Crispus says I can use them again.”
Rossamünd grinned. “Afternoon, Mister Numps.
Another day for furbishing the lantern-lights?”
“Ahhh.” Numps touched his handsome nose and
chuckled again. He cupped his hand about his mouth and whispered
loudly to no one particular, “I’ve got one on Mister Rossamünd. He
doesn’t know it’s not to be light-cleaning today, does he?”
For a moment Rossamünd thought the glimner was
actually talking to some third person. “What will we do today if we
don’t clean?” he asked.
The glimner just gave that merry little chortle in
answer and stood.Wrapping himself in old oiled canvas and secreting
a bright-limn and a small, plump satchel beneath it, Numps made to
exit.
“Come along, Mister Rossamünd,” he said softly and
stepped outside, rain swirling in from without. Putting his own
dripping pallmain and hat back on, Rossamünd followed, thoughts
alight with puzzled wonder.
Producing the bright-limn to guide them, Numps took
a left turn by the lantern store down through a riddle of narrow
alleys, another left, then a right and along an ill-cobbled lane
with a trickling drain that sneaked between the fortress wall and
the black planking of a great storehouse. Beneath the high eaves of
the store, it was more like a tunnel, and so cramped they were
forced to walk sideways. Hammering rain found its way through
splits and cracks to dribble from above. Rats and other nervous
skitterers stared from time-gathered detritus or scurried before
them, disappearing down unexpected gaps and grilles in the
stonework on either side. While they went, Numps gave sweet voice
to brief nonsense songs about fish and frogs at a tea party, men
wooing milkmaids with whortleberry jam and some old general with a
wooden leg and no army.
Creeping carefully, taking heed not to trip on the
litter of planks, broken lamps, musket stocks, various tins and
pots half-filled with stagnant water or worse, wire spools, wire
knots, broken bottles and even a pile of unidentifiable bones,
Rossamünd stayed behind the glimner. Where is this place? he
marveled, stepping over the remains of an older foundation, some
agglomeration of brick and stone and cement. They were clearly in a
forgotten precinct of Winstermill.
The tunnel-like lane ended abruptly, depositing
them in a small, remote square where two other cramped lanes and
their drains joined and gurgled down a large, sunken grate. As
clear of debris as the lane was full, the square was surrounded on
three sides by stone foundations and wooden walls and on the fourth
by the works of Winstermill’s battlements. Weakly illuminated
through a drizzling opening between roof and wall, it felt as
removed from the bustle of the fortress as any haunted, lonely spot
out in the wilds. Wind and rain wailed on high, lightning crashed,
but down here it was still; the bubbling waters and Numps’ lilt the
only tunes.
Pausing, Numps put a finger to his mouth,
indicating quiet. They could have talked at volume for all anyone
would have heard. Bemused, Rossamünd nevertheless nodded, and
clamped his lips together for emphasis. Giving him the lantern,
Numps crouched by the sunken grate and reached down between its
squared bars, grabbing at something on their underside. There was a
slight clank and the grate sprang up slightly, splitting in two
like a gate. It was an entrance. Stone stairs led down an arched
tunnel into damp warmth and darkness. The water of the drains did
not pour directly into the hole revealed, but was caught in a
gutter about the rim and channeled into a pipe at one corner. The
dark below smelled faintly familiar; the sweet salt of seltzer
blended with that almost-but-not-quite neutral odor of high
humidity.
Without hesitation, Numps went down, encouraging
Rossamünd to follow, pointing downward. Rossamünd squeezed past and
Numps closed the grate again and came after. “Down, down, down we
go,” the glimner enthused, giving Rossamund a gentle nudge.
As they went the din of wild weather above was
dulled almost to silence. The prentice could hear drops dripping
steadily below, and occasional soft mechanical squeaks as well
echoing up the stone stairway. This stair went deeper than
Rossamünd expected, down into what must have been part of the
structures of old Winstreslewe, the ancient bastion founded in
Dido’s time upon whose ruined piles Winstermill had been
raised.
The stair ended in a low undercroft of
indeterminate size, its slate floor crowded with square columns and
arches of brick. Packed between each pillar were large, squat,
square vats of blackened wood. Some vats shone clean light to the
low ceiling, others a verdant grassy green and yet others showed
little light at all. Together they lit the vast subfoundational
space with soft effulgence like an early, misty morning. The warmth
here was peculiar: the close air tepid and clinging. A tinkling
music sounded in the dimness, made by the sporadic drizzle that
formed in the humidity and dripped from the rough ceiling into the
vats.
“What is this place?” Rossamünd breathed, swinging
the bright-limn about to shine on Numps’ face.
The glimner grinned in lopsided delight. “This is
where the bloom is made,” he whispered. “Oh, where it used to be
made long, long before old Numps became poor Numps. This old Numps
and his old friend found these baths and we put some little bit of
bloom from a broken lamp in and we kept it alive till it grew to
fill one bath and then the other bath and then the other and then
more baths still! I have kept them alive, all these times.” Numps’
smile became sentimental, even paternal. “They’re my special
friends—like you and Mister Sebastipole and Cinnamon. Look, go
on—look inside.” By the kindest pressure on Rossamünd’s upper arm,
the glimner encouraged the prentice to peer inside a vat. “But be
careful not to let the light shine in too long, and stay quiet,
’cause they like it still and dark and peaceful.”
The black wooden vats had a girth of roughly twice
the width of Rossamünd’s cot and, straining on his toes, the
prentice could see that within was water or something akin to it,
perhaps a little greener. In this water was row on row of trailing
plant-like growths, long horizontal strands of a kind of submerged
grass waving in its rippling bath.
Bloom! Rossamünd realized. Native,
unsprung, unprismed bloom!
To most they would have been simply a plant; just
some kind of dull, underwater weed; boring old bloom: but to the
prentice it was wonderful to see it growing freely, long and wild,
bushy and eagerly verdant. Puncheons of the stuff were sitting in
most domiciles the land over, stumpy, pruned sprigs ready to put
into a bright-limn when the old had died. Here it was closer to how
it might be in its native dwelling, the littoral waters of southern
mares.
Rossamünd stared for a long time, enjoying the deep
echo of the drops, the faint trickling of the rippling water set in
motion by some unseen agent, watching the elongated tendrils
swaying, swaying, swaying in the green. It was a place of
near-complete peace—a model of subterranean calm.
“This is wonderful . . . ,” he breathed.
Numps beamed even as he took the bright-limn from
Rossamünd’s hand.
“Too much light,” he explained, and sat down on a
nest of hessian and hemp. “I come here and the bloom
trickle-trickle-trickles to me and gives me sleep and kind
noises.”
They sat for a time, both silent in this hidden
undercroft of bloom baths.
“How does the rippling in the tubs happen?”
Rossamünd asked at last.
Numps stood, leaned into the vat, shone the light
within and said, “By the flippers flapping, of course.”
Rossamünd looked again and saw flat paddles waving
slowly in the depths like the swimming feet of an idling duck.
Numps took him farther into the undercroft, threading past many
more baths than Rossamünd had first reckoned. In the midst of it
all Numps halted and pointed with open palm and a self-satisfied
expression to a large brassbound wooden contraption. It was a
pull-box, a small kind of gastrine about the size of a limber. From
its flywheel a series of wheels and belts drove all the modulating
paddles that set the tub water to gentle motion, squeaking
occasionally in their lazy to and fro. Rossamünd could see the
convoluted connection of the belts all about the roof of the
undercroft, one reaching down to the paddles of each vat.
“I feed it and muck it—and the bloom too, and keep
it all running myself. No one else will.” Numps closed his eyes
like a fellow foundling reciting verse in one of Master Pin-sum’s
lessons at the foundlingery. “Sometimes I put a little of one of my
friends into a great-lantern that’s to go back out to the road, and
these live and live and live much longer than the poor things they
grow otherwise.”
In anyone else, this claim would be discounted as
pure boast, but not with Numps; not with such obvious proofs of his
skill before them.
Rossamünd was powerfully impressed. “What do you
feed the pull-box?”
“The cuttings and prunings and dead bits from the
bloom,” Numps returned matter-of-factly, though a self-satisfied
grin ticked at the unscarred corner of his mouth.
“What do you do with the pull-muck?”
Grin growing, clearly proud of himself, the glimner
answered, “Feed it to the bloom. They reckon it’s the tastiest
stuff they ever have tasted.They feed the pull, the pull feeds
them—on and on and on and on.”
“Why aren’t these used in all the lamps all the
time?”
“Oh, they have their own blooms up there,” Numps
replied, “in tubs not so old and leaky nor hard to get to. I always
have to plug the cracks and gaps in this soggy wood.” He patted the
side of a bath tenderly. “Besides, the master-clerker and all his
clerker-chums wouldn’t like a thing like this. It’s him who says
where the bloom comes from nowadays.”
Rossamünd stood and watched the entire mechanism in
silent admiration, just listening to the deep soothe of the
trickling, rippling waters. “You’d have to be the best seltzerman
ever there was, Mister Numps!” he whispered.
“Ahh, not poor limpling-headed Numps,” the glimner
said bashfully, then grinned.
They sat then, side by side in the soporific
warmth, the glimner and the prentice, Numps humming, Rossamünd
wishing heartily that he could come here again. Safe and warm and
brimming with peace, it was simply the best place in the whole
Half-Continent. In the soft darkness of the old forgotten bloom
baths, Rossamünd slept.