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BEFORE THE INQUIRY
heldin(s) mighty folk of ancient history
who fought with the monsters, employing their infamous therimoirs
to keep the eoned realms of humankind safe. Known by many
collective titles, including beauts (common), haggedolim
(Phlegmish), herragdars (Skyldic), heterai (Attic), orgulars
(Tutin), sehgbhans (Turkic) and what we would call “heroes”.The
time of their supremacy, when they were relied upon to stand in the
gap between everymen and üntermen, is known as the Heldinsage. Said
to have begun with the Phlegms—those most ancient forebears—and
ended with the Attics, their heirs, it was the time of Idaho, the
great queen of the Attics, and of Biargë the Beautiful, among many
other glorious and infamous folk and their usually tragic stories.
Not all of the weapons of the heldins were destroyed in the violent
cataclysms that punctuated and finally concluded that time: many
are said to remain, and are most highly prized by collectors and
combatants.
THE next morning, gray and misty and eerily
still, Rossamünd was already harnessed when the ritual call came—“A
lamp! A lamp to light your path!” Without stopping for breakfast,
Rossamünd went straight down to the Low Gutter, through the
labyrinthine Skillions. Kneeling over the deserted grate that led
to Numps’ desecrated bloom baths, the young lighter called and
called Numps’ name till he was hoarse, but no pallid, welcoming,
twisted face loomed on the darkened steps below.
Rossamünd pulled on the grate and found it was
locked.
He gave one last cry, and ran to the lantern store,
looking dusty and seldom used, but the glimner was not in there
either. Rubbing his face, Rossamünd tried to marshal his
increasingly anxious conjectures.
Doctor Crispus will know! To the infirmary
he went, and found the physician working as he always had, tending
the few ill or wounded fellows there.
“Have you seen him?” Rossamünd pressed intently.
“Is Mister Numps recovered from his grief?”
“Cuts and sutures! No, I have not had sight of
Numps, young Master Bookchild,” the profoundly startled Crispus
replied. “And well betide you, young sir, all questions and no
greetings!” he added. “I had no notion you would ever be back with
us!”
“Sorry, Doctor Crispus. Hallo, sir. I was just down
in the Skillions looking for Mister Numps.”
The physician laughed, a tight nervous sound, and
directed Rossamünd into his study. “All I can confirm,” the man
said when the door was shut, “is that the astute fellow has taken
to living in the damp cellars under our very feet. I put out food
in his lantern store at the start of every week, and each time I
have returned to do it again, the previous parcels are gone. It
seems a satisfactory arrangement, though it probably cannot last.
Nevertheless, I shall keep at it till events dictate otherwise. And
for you, my boy, why are you here? I heard of the terrible things
done at Wormstool. It does me a great good to see you hale.”
“The clerk-master has called Threnody and me back,”
he said, sitting upright and tense on the seat Crispus offered him.
“He says that the things that happened at Wormstool are too
terrible to not inquire after properly. He also says he wants to
investigate ‘irregularities.’ ”
“I am sure he does,” Crispus exclaimed. “Guilty
minds are suspicious minds.”
“You received my letter, Doctor?”
“I did, my boy, I did.” The physician stared at his
well-ordered desktop for a moment.
“I sent the same to Mister Sebastipole,” Rossamünd
added, fishing out the letter from Sebastipole and passing it over.
“This was his reply.”
Crispus took the missive and “hmmed” a lot as he
read. “The gears of bureaucracy turn against us, Master Bookchild,”
he said at last, waving the letter. “The most difficult thing in
all of this topsy-turvy hubble-bubble is proof.”
“Have you discovered any, Doctor?”
“Regrettably, no,” Doctor Crispus said flatly. “Our
not-so-temporary Marshal has reversed my position, and against all
custom and decency that sawbones Swill is my superior: a surgeon
over a physician! I am not certain that it is even legal. But that
is the lay of things, and consequently my movements about the manse
are severely restricted. So you and Mister Sebastipole and I can
wonder and surmise all we like, but like the leer says, it is all
useless without tangible proofs, and these none of us is in the
position to obtain.”
“Miss Europe says the same.” Rossamünd’s shoulders
sagged. Then a bright idea struck. “I could find proof. I got into
the cellars before, I can do it again.”
“Lah! The boy is a heldin reborn!” Crispus
exclaimed. “They cover their activity too well. If Mister
Sebastipole could not find evidence or even traces of the same,
what hope have you with your less cunning senses? No, no, no,
Rossamünd. You are in things deep enough, I think! Having said
that, you should destroy this letter—their finding proof against
us . . . against you . . . would be terribly
counteractive.”
“How is it that we are not able to stop such clear
wrongdoing?” Rossamünd said in suppressed indignation.
“I am afraid, my boy, our foes are well ahead of us
in the use and experience of cunning and shrewdery,” said Crispus
resignedly.
“But it can’t be that they are allowed to go on
making rever-men and ruining lives!”
“No, it cannot,” the physician concluded softly.
“No, it cannot,” he repeated, and lapsed into introspective
silence.
Flummoxed, Rossamünd went silent too. Railing about
the wretched situation did naught to solve it. “The manse seems
empty, Doctor,” Rossamünd eventually observed.
“Joints and gristle, my boy,” Crispus exclaimed,
“this place has gone to blight after that sis edisserum caper. All
the best folk are leaving as fast as schemes will let them. Whympre
said something about Grindrod being overburdened by the rigors of
learning prentices their trade. The poor fellow has been sent on
half pay to some other fort—I never did catch where—some remote and
difficult place. Benedict has taken his sweet little wife back to
High Vesting.”
Rossamünd could not believe his ears. Benedict
gone? Grindrod disposed? The lamplighter-sergeant had seemed as
permanent as the rock of Winstreslewe itself. “But who is drilling
prentices, then?”
“There are no more prentices,” returned Crispus.
“Master Whympre says that the road is in too great a disarray for
prenticing to continue. He says that after he has brought things
back in order and reformed the whole Wormway, the question of
prentices shall be addressed again.”
“Who else has gone?” Rossamünd asked,
saucer-eyed.
“Let me see . . .” The physician began counting off
fingers. “As you know, that Mother Snooks woman evaporated without
a glimpse some months ago; I have heard some dreadful rumor that
she was declared mentally unsound and exiled to some terrible
far-off place. Then there is that amiable young register, Inkwill.
He set off last week to some sinecure—a sweet-and-easy station I
believe the common roughs call it—in the bureaucracies of
Brandenbrass, got for him through a cousin, or so he said. The
lurksman-general is seeking a position elsewhere. Most of my
epimelains have left; they said they would not work with that
butcher at the lead—bless their eyes. I have precious few
like-minded fellows to converse with now, and a sore trial it is
too, I might say. If it were not for Numps, I might find a way to a
new posting myself. Now let me look you over.” Crispus reached for
a special monocle like Swill had worn when searching out the
calendar Pandomë’s hurts. “It might be near on a month since you
were in your fight, but I do not trust Mister Trippletree”—by which
he meant the dispenser at Bleakhall—“to have been thorough
enough.”
While he was looked over, Rossamünd explained the
many events that had crowded his life since last he was in
Winstermill, though he omitted any mention of Freckle. “. . . And
all I hear,” he concluded after a long telling, “is what a
remarkable thing it was to have slain those nickers.”
“Well, my boy, I cannot say that I blame them. To
come out unscathed from one of the worst assaults on a cothouse in
recent history would be a most remarkable thing even for a fully
formed man. But fret not: the body is capable of remarkable deeds
when the soul is under great pressure. Now, Rossamünd, you look fit
enough, though I think you need to eat more.”
So, with morning transformed to midday, Doctor
Crispus invited Rossamünd to share middens.
“Ahh.” Crispus waxed cheerful as the food was
brought in by silent maids. “Middens is a meal not to be missed!
One can go without breakfast, and a missed mains won’t do you harm,
but to skip middens”—he clucked his tongue rapidly—“that is to risk
a sluggish and interminable afternoon.”
Rossamünd basked in the physician’s dependable
unflappability.
There was tench pie, boiled leg o’ veal, carrot
collique, peas with a great wedge of butter melting on them and
sweet wine jelly for puddings—like a Domesday feast, served right
in the physician’s study. In this prandial refuge they talked a
little about lighter things, but mostly they ate in heavy,
ruminative silence.
The meal approached its end and Doctor Crispus
pushed back his chair and, with a show of sangfroid, said, “Don’t
fuss about Numps, my boy.Together we just might preserve the poor
fellow from further harassments.” He sucked down the last of his
tepid sillabub with a clear yet dignified snort and said, “Back to
the coughs and croaks and running sores for me, my friend. Nights
can be as long as days for one in my line of work: several wounded
lighters have been sent to me from beyond the Tumblesloes.They did
not do as well as you against the bogles, but are not beyond
repairing. Good day to you, Master Bookchild, until anon.”
Standing to bow, Rossamünd bid the physician good
afternoon and left, spirits lifted, pleased to have such an
estimable man of physics call him friend.
Rossamünd spent confinations alone in his tiny
room. In the afternoon he had gone back to the Low Gutter to seek
Numps, but still to no avail. After this he made an attempt to meet
with Threnody, but she was now closeted with her mother and was
refusing all visitors. She had not been hard to find: he simply
asked Under-Clerk Fleugh, who, though sneering and supercilious,
told him without hesitation. Even as he approached down the dark,
aromatic passage, he could hear the rumor of a terrible ruckus. It
became a terrible female screech as the door of Threnody’s
apartment was opened to his knock.
“You shall tell everything as you saw it, child,”
is what it sounded like, coming from some other room farther
within.
Before him at the door stood Dolours. She wore a
wimple to cover her bald pate and a dogged expression. “Hello,
young lampsman. Threnody will not be taking any callers
today.”
“Our clave has no liars!” the screeching
continued behind. “How would we look to others if it were known my
daughter—the Right’s heiress—was a black-tongued deceiver?”
“Not even me?” Rossamünd had persevered.
“Not even you, young lampsman,” Dolours had
answered with a sad and not unfriendly smile. “She is being
prepared for tomorrow’s inquiry. Be on your way, Rossamünd
Bookchild. We are grateful for your aid to our senior-sister’s
daughter, but bigger wheels are turning here.”
Lying on his lumpy, lonely bed, he worried over
this odd display. Will she tell of Freckle? The chilling
thought froze his innards. Flicking disconsolately through an old
pamphlet to distract him from such inconvenient anxieties, he heard
a call come for him. “Lampsman Bookchild, you are required by the
Marshal-Subrogat!”
What now! Rossamünd fretted as he was taken
to the Master-of-Clerks’ file. Is the inquiry coming early? Is
it canceled? Are they letting us go? All sanguine hopes, he was
sure. Arriving, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath and
readied himself to face the foe. The doors swung back and he saw
Whympre, sitting at his usual place at the far end of the long
table, within the light of the only lamp lit in the room. He was
apparently on his own for the only time Rossamünd could ever
recall, until the young lampsman saw that there were shadowy
figures in the gloom, standing about halfway down the
clerk-master’s long table beneath the Trought’s great antlers. Did
he know those figures?
With a great, weird, leaping exultation he realized
he was staring straight at Fransitart and Craumpalin, his old
masters, the former stiff and steady, the latter fidgety and trying
not to be. They had come, as they said, all the way from
Boschenberg, even though it was the worst time for traveling. It
was so utterly strange to see them there, his two worlds—old and
new—overlapping. Rossamünd was struck dumb.
On seeing him, Craumpalin made to hurry down to
greet him, yet was halted by a subtle hand of Fransitart’s.
“Ah-ha, Lampsman Bookchild!” the Master-of-Clerks
almost cried in disingenuous eagerness, clearly making a kindly
show of it for Rossamünd’s old masters. “You have visitors, see:
your old wardens come to offer you succor in these darkest of
days.”
Rossamünd blinked at the man. “Thank you, sir,” he
managed.
“Hullo there, lad,” said Master Fransitart huskily,
his hard face made soft by the dampness in his soulful eyes.
Rossamünd realized he had near forgotten the once-so-familiar face.
“We were about on our ways to Wormstool but heard ye’d returned
unexpected. We understand troubles are athwart yer hawse.”
Nearly bursting into tears, Rossamünd wrestled with
the knot in his throat. “H-Hallo, Master Fransitart. Hallo, Master
Craumpalin.”
“ ’Ello, my boy.” The old dispensurist grinned
through his white beard.
“I have allowed them to join with you in the
prentices’ mess hall for a light supper before douse-lanterns.” The
Master-of-Clerks did a brilliant simulation of the kindly
host.
Mercy of mercies, Podious Whympre let them leave
promptly, and the promise of a late meal was actually honored. Left
alone in his tiny accommodation, the reunited finally gave
expression to truer feelings as Rossamünd threw himself into
Fransitart’s arms. He buried his face in the rough weave and old,
unique scent of his dormitory master’s cheap proofing. The mildly
startled ex-mariner cooed, “There, there, me hearty” several times
till the young lighter loosened his hold.
Craumpalin fussed and exclaimed, “Look at thee! All
bones like a mouse in a miser’s kitchen. What, don’t they feed
thee, lad?”
“Why are you here so soon?” Rossamünd’s voice
wobbled. “Your letter said you would not be here till . . . till
...”
“Till now, lad,” Fransitart said gently. “And we’re
actually late. It took some organizin’, but finally there was
naught else for us to stay for, no marine society, no—no children
to look after with ’em all now safe at other places ...”
CRAUMPALIN
“And no Madam to employ us neither,” Craumpalin
added solemnly.
Rossamünd did not know what to say about Madam
Opera. There had been little warmth between them. Still, she had
done more than many ever would in the aid of the “undeserving,”
even if her labors lacked motherly sentiments.
“A fine woman,” the dispensurist murmured. “Not the
friendliest, but fine an’ upstandin’!” He raised a mug in silent
salute.
Fransitart did the same, and they bumped mugs
together.
“And now we’re loose-footed.” Craumpalin chuckled
stoutly. “Just like afore all this settling down to care for wee
babbies. Roll on them old days!” He looked meaningfully to
Fransitart, and Rossamünd became aware of a great weight of history
between the two. Here, when he thought them so very familiar, they
were revealing parts of themselves to which he was a
stranger.
“Old days indeed.” Fransitart frowned. “And thankee
to yer Marshal fellow for our ales!”
“Don’t be tricked by that trickster, Master
Fransitart,” Rossamünd warned. “He is the most cunning basket of
them all.”
His two old masters blinked at him in
surprise.
“I do believe the lad’s filling out his baldric
nicely, Frans.” Craumpalin winked. “Don’t be troublin’ thyself,
Rossamünd, we know hay from straw; caught sight o’ his colors right
quick, di’n we, Frans?”
“That we did, Pin—a regular lamb-clad wolf is
he.”
“Aye aye, enough to make thy meat crawl,” the old
dispensurist agreed. He looked sourly at the food before them.
“Blight and blast me, these wittles are uncommon bland!”
Rossamünd did not care how tasteless or
unsatisfactory the food was, he was all a-joy to be safe with his
masters.Yet while they ate together and the first enthusiasm
receded a little, he became aware of an unfamiliar
awkwardness.
Determined to enjoy their company, Rossamünd
launched into the most full and hearty recounting of his life since
leaving Madam Opera’s. Describing the fight with the rever-man, he
made direct connection with Swill, expressing his suspicions as
part of the tale. The sorrow of the ruination of Wormstool flooded
out like relief. He even talked a little of Freckle too; of the
Hogshead and the wood near Wormstool; of the sparrows and
Cinnamon, and especially of Europe and of Numps. His masters
listened to it all in utter silence, a sign of respect, till he was
done. It felt so good to have out with the whole tale, start to end
and all the in betweens. When he had finished, a great weight had
lifted from his shoulders.
“This Miss Europe lassie sounds like an uncommon
remarkable woman,” Craumpalin enthused. “I remember her mentioned
in thy letters.”
“I was alarmed to hear ye conjecturin’ about yer
surgeon bein’ a dastardly, naught-good massacar!” said
Fransitart.
“Oh, aye, Master Fransitart! And that Podious
Whympre fellow is right in it with him!”
“What’s the place comin’ to?” Craumpalin growled.
“Why ain’t he in hand with the authorities then?”
“Doctor Crispus knows, and Mister Sebastipole and I
reckon the old Lamplighter-Marshal does too, but there is nothing
any of them think they can do about it.” Rossamünd spoke quickly in
his frustration. “About the only one who could do something is Miss
Europe, and she says let them choke on their own rope.”
“Always the way with them lahzars.” Fransitart
shook his head. “Crotchety and crosswards. Still, her notion has
wisdom.”
“What have we sent the lad into, Frans?” Craumpalin
exclaimed. “We’ve got to get thee away from ’ere, Rossamünd!”
“And I would go with you, Master Pin, but that I
made an oath to serve as a lighter and I’ve been paid the
Billion.”
“Aye, right ye are, Rossamünd.” Fransitart smiled
his approbation. “We raised ye ’onorable and that way ye should
stay. It’s a difficult task to stay faithful beyond endurance.
We’ll figure a loose for this impossible-seemin’ knot yet.”
“Aye aye!” Craumpalin added. “Might be possible to
get thee an acquittance.”
“An acquittance, Master Craumpalin?”
“Aye, an all-encompassing, all-official release
from bound service. Prodigious handy.”
Fransitart nodded. In a firm hush he said, “And did
I hear ye right when ye spoke of that Freckle fellow that ’e’s a
bogle?”
Rossamünd felt a guilty leap in his belly. “Aye,
he’s . . . he’s a—a glamgorn.”
“Thee what?” Craumpalin exclaimed, spitting some
ale.
“He helped me—” he added quickly, “more than
once.”
“Do others know ye ’ave been talkin’ with this wee
thing?” asked Fransitart. “To be talkin’ civil with a bogle is a
sedorning offense, Rossamünd. They can gibbet ye for that! I know
we taught ye to use yer own intellectuals, but speakin’ with a
nasty bain’t quite where I thought ye’d take me advice.”
“Sorry, Master Fransitart,” Rossamünd
squeaked.
“Once said is done,” the master said, sighing
deeply. “Whatever happens to ye from here on, lad, Master Pin and
I’ll be right by ye.”
“Too right!” agreed Craumpalin.
They continued their meal, Rossamünd losing his
appetite to worry.
“Master Fransitart? Master Craumpalin?”
“Aye, lad,” the two said together.
“Freckle has said some prodigious strange things to
me.”
“What manner o’ things?”
“That he could tell what I am by my name.”
Fransitart and Craumpalin looked blank at
this.
“That people were my friends who would not be my
friends if they knew . . . knew something,” Rossamünd pushed on.
“That I was safer with him. That he wanted to take me to the Duke
of Sparrows.”
The two old salts became glassy-eyed, the kind of
expressionlessness that hid deeper workings.
“Such is one half of the trouble ye get from
talkin’ to bogles,” Fransitart reflected soberly. “They rarely make
sense.”
“You’ve spoken to bogles, Master Fransitart?”
Rossamünd peered at the man in astonishment.
“Aye, lad. And this is the first time I’ve said on
it.”
“Miss Verline once wrote me that you had something
to tell me. Something not for letters but for ears alone.”
Rossamünd tried, thinking this must have been that
something.
The old dormitory master went a gray color
Rossamünd had never seen him go before. The two old salts swapped
meaningful glances and the awkwardness, instead of dissolving, got
worse.
“Well, that I did,” Fransitart said slowly through
a mouthful of salt pork, “and . . . and bless ’er for lettin’ ye
know.”
“Are they the same strange and shocking things you
wanted to tell me before I left?” Rossamünd pressed.
“Aye, they just might be.” Fransitart chose his
words carefully. “Be that as it might, though I have yer ears ’ere
open and ready, I reckon now is not th’ time for them ears to
hear.” He leaned in. “Ye know we’ve always sought yer best, aye,
lad?”
“Aye, Master Fransitart.”
“That Master Pin and I have worked only for what we
reckoned as right for ye, aye?”
Craumpalin nodded in emphasis.
“Aye, sir.” Rossamünd frowned, baffled.
“Well, trust us that when it’s time for telling,
then that’ll be th’ time we’ll tell ye. Aye?”
Rossamünd nodded. He could not fathom what manner
of despicable revelation his old master knew that made him so
reluctant. Either way he knew he would not get any more on this
from his old masters tonight.
The three ate and looked at each other
uncomfortably for a time, but talk gradually returned to happy
things: to tales of the old vinegaroons’ long-gone adventures
together at sea; to fond memories of marine society days—whatever
it required to lift them and bring them close again. Rossamünd
could have stayed forever in that cozy, happy womb of cheer and
love. Anything to smother the growing dread.