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PAGEANT-OF-ARMS
august ruler of a single calendar
clave; typically a woman of some social stature, perhaps a peer, or
noble, with a social conscience. To have any chance of affecting
their surrounds, calendars need money and political clout, and
those with high standing socially possess with these attributes
natively. A clave that does not have ranking gentry or nobility at
its head and core, or at least as a sponsor, will most certainly be
marginalized. Augusts are seconded by their laudes, who are their
mouthpieces and their long reach. With a well-organized and
talented clave with her, an august can be a daunting and
influential figure in Imperial politics and society.
ROSSAMÜND was woken by a heavy pounding on
his cell door and a rough voice crying, “A lamp! A lamp to light
your path! Up, you lounging lumps! Up and at ’em—it’s a fine
day.”
It took a few nauseated moments for the prentice to
realize he was not in fact being boiled alive in an enormous
bottomless cauldron, but lay pinned in tangled blankets on a lumpy
horsehair mattress in a freezing cell in the basements of the
Imperial outpost of Winstermill. As the rousing groans of the other
prentices coughed across the gap between cells, Rossamünd dragged
the small chest away from the cell door. What was it I saw in
Swill’s apartment? he fretted. Do people know about his room
up there? Those were mighty strange books ... and what about that
flayed and pinned-out skin? Do I need to tell anybody about it?
But who to tell? At that moment a larger problem loomed, driving
these unsettling things from his thoughts: the Domesday
pageant-of-arms.
The ritual of Domesday for those under Imperial
Service at Winstermill was a military formality of unquestionable
antiquity. Every Domesday morning, the whole fortress turned out on
the Grand Mead, all bearing arms before the main building in a
pageant of flags, polish and rich, bright harness. Two-and-a-half
hours of marching and speeches, it was a show of strength of which
Rossamünd had quickly grown weary. He had once dearly wanted to see
such spectacles: an array of soldiery gathered as if ready for
battle. Watching was one thing but participating quite another. To
march in a parade was a ponderous and worrying chore where
evolutions must be well performed or impositions were
imposed.
Sitting shivering on the edge of his cot, he looked
forlornly at his unprepared harness. Metal must be polished with
pipe clay and galliskins whitened, boots and belt blacked and
brightened. Denied the opportunity last night, Rossamünd had to do
his best to prepare now, which meant skipping breakfast. With
sinking wind he could hear the other prentices stepping singly or
in twos up the stairs of the cell row on their way to eat.
Threnody appeared at his open cell door, already
washed and fed, immaculate in her perfectly presented mottle.
“Well, a good morning to you, lamp boy,” she said, with a
supercilious grin. “Not ready, I see.” She sniffed the night-stale
air of the cell and pinched her nose. “Has someone been using you
to wipe out the inside of a lard vat?” she exclaimed in an
affectedly nasal voice.
Rossamünd blushed deep rose.
“You’d better get your pace on or you’ll never be
ready,” Threnody continued unhelpfully. “I have heard how these
things go: you’ll be censured, brought before a court-martial, and
stretched out on a Catherine wheel if you go out looking less than
perfect.” She shook her head.
Rossamünd knew she was just being painful, though
certainly more pots-and-pans could be expected for a slovenly
showing out.
Threnody huffed and put her hands on her hips as he
was struggling to fold his cot corners. “Leave off, lamp boy!” she
insisted. “I’ll do that!You just set to your clobber.”
The girl worked a modest wonder, folding the
corners on the bed neater, pulling the sheet and blanket tighter
and smoothing the pillow better than Rossamünd knew was possible.
All extraneous items went into the bed chest, all inspected items
arranged in regulation order on the small stool in the corner.
Rossamünd’s cell had never looked so deftly ordered.
“Turn out for inspection!” came Under-Sergeant
Benedict’s warning cry. There was a boisterous clatter as all the
prentices scurried to their cells from the mess hall or wherever
they had been.
Threnody quit the room without another word or even
a glance back.
Fumbling buckles and buttonholes, Rossamünd
finished dressing in a flurry, still wrestling with his quabard and
his baldric as he took his place at the doorpost. Teeth rubbed with
a corner of a bedsheet, hair combed with his fingers, he stood at
attention by his door with only moments to spare.
Grindrod ducked his head to enter Rossamünd’s cell,
and looked about, betraying the slightest surprise at its excellent
state. He bounced a carlin off the blanket pulled and tucked
drum-taut across Rossamünd’s cot. “All is in order, Prentice
Bookchild,” he said after he had peered into every cavity of the
tiny quarter. “As it should be. Move out to the Rear Walk and make
ready for the pageant.”
Assembling with the rest along the tree-lined
pathway of the Cypress Walk on the southern side of the manse,
Rossamünd mouthed an earnest “thank you” to Threnody. To this she
responded with the slightest suggestion of a curtsy, then snapped
on a serious face as Grindrod stalked past to check the prentices’
dressing. With a cry the sergeant-lighter took his twenty-two
charges out to form upon the Grand Mead, to take their place at the
rear of the pageant. Before them a crowd of much of Winstermill’s
inhabitants were also gathering in fine martial order, rugged
against the cold.
Marching and standing with the companies of
pediteers, peoneers, artillerists and thaumateers there were very
few lampsmen—not even a platoon, seltzermen included. Most
able-bodied lighters had been sent east, needed out on the road
proper to replace the steady—and increasing—losses from the various
cothouses.Yet that small, aged group stood in their place bearing
their fodicars proudly, resplendent in the rouge and or and
leuc—red and gold and white—of the Haacobin Empire, and glossy
black thrice-highs. Only Assimus and Puttinger looked a little
worse for wear, their evolutions poorly handled.
Formed on the soldiers’ left was a veritable army
of bureaucratical staff: clerks, under-clerks, registers, bookers,
secretaries, amanuenses, file boys. Each pageant made Rossamünd
more aware of the diminishing ranks of lighters and the swelling
number of clerks.
Rooks cawed from the pines by the Officers’ Green,
spry sparrows and noisy miner birds hopped and flitted about the
battlements, watching on shrewdly. The thin flags borne by
color-parties at the front of each collection whipped and cracked
in sympathy with the winds that rushed spasmodically across the
Mead, joining the great ponderous snapping of the enormous Imperial
Spandarion billowing above the gatehouse.
At his very first pageant, Rossamünd had trembled
at the sheer number of folk gathered, at the steady pounding din of
feet marching on the quartz gravel and at the stentorian hooting
arrogance of flügelhorn, fife and snare.Yet now he was inured to
the martial spectacle. It surprised him how quickly he could
reconcile such astounding wonders and think them a workaday
commonplace.
All the soldiers and their commanding officers were
now gathered on the Grand Mead, decked in their finest.
“Stand fast!” came the cry from Sergeant-Master
Tacpharnias.
With a rattling shuffle, the lighters, soldiers and
staff came to attention as the seniormost officers strutted
peacock-proud up on to a temporary podium—erected every Domesday
for just this purpose—and stood before the assiduously ordered
soldiery. It was the task of the highest ranked to take turns
addressing the parade, and first always was the
Lamplighter-Marshal. Although he was a peer of some high degree, in
his soldierly simplicity the Marshal was unlike many of those
standing with him.They were stiff and starched, their rich,
finicky, bragging uniforms boasting of more in themselves than they
really possessed.
His volume modulating with the breezes, his words
punctuated by the calling of the birds, the Lamplighter-Marshal
spoke loudly and confidently about the details of the routines of
Winstermill, on subjects almost everyone had heard before. He
reminded them of duties botched and the need for vigilance, for
care, for the particular regard of one another. The pageant
listened dutifully, for most loved their dear Marshal and knew
these things needed to be said. However, their attention became
genuine when the marshal-lighter turned to the disconcerting
excesses of bogle and nicker.
“These theroscades have now become an
ever-increasing problem,” he said gravely. “Almost each day reports
come to me and I am applied to for aid.Yesterday I learned that the
whole 2nd Lantern-Watch of Ashenstall was slain without quarter,
not six nights gone, and also lamps pushed over on the Patrishalt
stretch. Today already I have been informed of the taking of a
family in the broad of day by the walls of Makepeace.”There was a
chorused murmur of angry dismay among the lighters and pediteers,
while the clerks remained quiet. “Aye, and no doubt ye are all
informed of the assault witnessed five nights ago by our own barely
breeched prentices.” The murmur grew to a growl, a rumble of
solidarity and resentment. “And yesterday morning were yourselves
witness—as was I—to the end of one of our doughty veterans on the
claws of a blighted beast!”
The growl turned voluble.
“How dare the baskets try such things!”
“We’ll have our own back at ’em, just you
wait!”
“My brothers!” The Marshal’s steady voice stilled
them. “From loftiest officer to lowliest lighters’ boy, we must
stand together—and we will. We have fought the long fight for eons
beyond the telling of books. Humankind stands and will stand the
longer if we stand together. Even now a faithful band seeks
the very beast who slew our brother, as we, undaunted, continue to
keep the way clear and safe. Lighters! We are the bulwark between
our fellow men and the raging monstrous malice: we are the brave
band who shall always light the way! Of discipline and
limb!” he cried with a burst of steaming breath, jaw jutting
proudly and a deadly gleam a-flashing in his eye.
“Of discipline and limb!” cried the many
hundred throats before him, Rossamünd’s own among them.
Smiling with paternal grimness, the
Lamplighter-Marshal took his place at the head of the line of most
senior officers as the Sergeant-Major-of-Pediteers stepped forward
with a rousing monologue of his own. After him came the
bureaucrats, their ornamental wigs drooping curls almost halfway
down their backs: the Quartermaster, the Compter-of-Stores, the
rotund works-general, each complaining about some unheeded quibble
of clerical detail or neglected civil nicety. Last of all was the
Master-of-Clerks. With saccharine gentility and that never-shifting
ingratiating smile, he droned about some new bit of paperwork
required, some new process to record the change of watches. At
times he would say things that Rossamünd did not understand but had
the vast plethora of clerks chuckling knowingly. As the bee’s buzz
went, the clerk-master was the darling of the bureaucrats of
Winstermill. They looked up to him—so Rossamünd had learned—not
just as their most senior officer, but as a genius of perpetual
administrative reinvention. His only joys were the minutiae of
governance and refining of systems that already worked.Tending to
the clerical quibbles of fortress and highroad Rossamünd had heard
Assimus and Bellicos (when he had lived) griping to each
other—Podious Whympre was getting a better grasp upon the running
of the manse than the overworked Lamplighter-Marshal.
Near the Master-of-Clerks—as always—was Laudibus
Pile, lurking at the back of the podium, looking out over the
pageant with narrowed, quizzing eye. For a beat Rossamünd was sure
the falseman had fixed him with his lie-seeing eyes. The prentice
was held in this distant interrogation till Pile seemed to see what
he sought and, satisfied, looked for another to play this game
upon.
Piebald gray clouds stretched over them from
horizon to horizon like a roof on the day. Beneath these drifted
smaller, knobbled cumulus blown up by southern winds, increasing
the impression of a vaporous ceiling. Cold clouds these were, but
not rainy ones. With the winds came the faintest scent of the
Grume, the great bay to the south. Breathing deeply of this
sweet-yet-acrid hint, Rossamünd could have sworn he heard carried
with it the faintest wailing of whimbrels—the elegant, scavenging
gulls of the southern coasts. The great, hopeless longing to serve
at sea sat like cold gruel in his bosom.
Snap! went the flags in the winds.
With a cry from the gate-watch that cut through the
Master-of-Clerks’ chidings, the bronze gates were swung open and a
glossy red and brown coach rushed through with all the
self-importance of a post-lentum. It was a dyphr, a small carriage
pulled by two horses, its sides raised and roof lowered.
“Eyes front, you slugs!” barked Grindrod, as
several boys turned their heads to see.
The vehicle dashed past the parade, peppering those
standing nearest the drive with fine gravel flicked from its
wheels, and pulled up sharply before the great steps of the
manse.
Most of those on the podium made to continue, a
bloody-minded show of their disregard for the impetuous arrival.
Yet, as the Surveyor-of-the-Works finished his housekeeping plaints
and before the Master-of-Clerks could return to reiterate, the
Lamplighter-Marshal stepped forward and, to general relief, ended
proceedings prematurely. Finally, with a blare of horns and a
rattle of toms, the pageant-of-arms was done.
Grindrod dismissed the prentices with a simple
order of “Port arms!”—perhaps keen himself to be on with the
vigil-day rest. “Master Lately, be sure to report to the kitchens,”
he reminded Rossamünd with no evident satisfaction. With that the
lamplighter-sergeant walked abruptly off to join other sergeants
milling at the edge of the Grand Mead to watch the small
carriage.
Released from the painfully motionless dumb show of
the pageant, the delighted prentices hurried off to get ready for
the jaunt to Silvernook, all interest in the dyphr forgotten in
their eagerness to be away.
Rossamünd stayed. He was intensely curious to know
of the passengers and in no hurry to start a long day of
pots-and-pans.
Threnody too observed the carriage, her expression
strangely intense. She gave a soft groan. “Yes, Mother, I have been
a good girl . . .”
Rossamünd looked askance at her.
She appeared not to have noticed he was there. He
gave a subtle cough.
Threnody nearly betrayed her surprise, but with a
haughty toss of raven tresses recovered. She cocked an eyebrow
emphatically at the lentum and said bombastically, “Who is it that
has so quickly come in yonder conveyance, you want to ask? Why,
it’s my mother, come to chastise her wayward daughter no doubt, and
sermon me on the honor of our clave.”
“Your mother?”
“Indeed. She cannot leave me be for a moment! I am
not a week gone and she is come to crush me back into her
shape.”
The Lamplighter-Marshal now approached the carriage
with Inkwill and a quarto of troubardiers. He was followed by the
Master-of-Clerks and that man’s attendant crowd. Dolours too had
appeared, walking over from the Officers’ Green, her favorite spot
it seemed, from where she must have been watching the entire
pageant unheeded.Two calendars had already emerged from the dyphr
clad in the mottle of the Right of the Pacific Dove, and they
acknowledged the bane’s approach with subtle hand-signs. Rossamünd
recognized one as Charllette the pistoleer, though the other he did
not know. Standing proud upon the manse steps, the marshal-lighter
greeted the passenger within the carriage with elegant manners,
giving a gallant bow as he handed her out.
“Well betide you, O Lady Vey. A hale welcome to
you, August of the Columbines, and to your attendants, from we
simple lighters.” His declaration was gracious without being
fawning.
The last passenger, a woman with hard eyes, hooked
nose and a sardonic curl to the corners of her mouth, emerged and
responded with equal decorum. “Well betide you, sir,” the Lady Vey
enunciated beautifully. She was tall, with black hair the hue of
her daughter’s, yet hers was as straight as Threnody’s was curly.
Like everyone that morning, she was dressed against the chill in a
thick mantle of precious, fur-lined silk with a sumptuous fitch of
bristling white dove feathers about her neck and shoulders. Lady
Vey stepped away from the dyphr with all the poise and arrogance of
a peer. She glared at the lowering sky and pulled her mantle close
with a twirling, theatrical flicking of its hems.
So that was the Lady Vey, the great august of a
calendar clave. So that was Threnody’s mother.
“Ah! There is my laude, the Lady Dolours,” the
woman declared with a tight smile.
“Always her first, isn’t it, Mother?”
Threnody muttered. “Never a kind thought or concern for me . .
.”
Dolours bowed low, with apparent deep and genuine
respect.
“She has been abed with fever, gracious August,”
the Lamplighter-Marshal declared. “But our locum has seen to her as
best he can.”
SYNTYCHË̈ THE LADY VEY
“And Pandomë, my handmaiden?” The august looked at
the faces about her. “I hear she is badly hurt.”
“Your handmaiden mends well in the infirmary . . .
and your daughter too has been installed safely in her new role. We
are glad to have her among us.”
“Yes, very good.” The Lady Vey looked over her
shoulder and gazed around slowly. She saw her daughter immediately,
as if she knew where she was all along. Something profound and
complex transmitted between mother and daughter, something beyond
Rossamünd’s comprehension. For all her tough talk and showing away,
Threnody seemed to flinch, and hung her head in uncharacteristic
defeat. The Lady Vey swept up the manse steps, unheeding of the
bureaucrats and the attendants all deferring a pace to give her
room as she slid past.
Threnody rolled her eyes, bravado quickly
returning. “Off to my executioners,” she said with ill-feigned
indifference.
Rossamünd frowned and blinked. “Pardon?”
“My mother is never happy with me,” she
sighed. “And I go to find out just how unhappy she is . . .”
“Oh.”
Hardening her face and hiding her dismay, Threnody
obeyed some invisible command and left to join the new
arrivals.
Left alone as the day-trippers left for Silvernook,
Rossamünd went his reluctant way to the kitchens.
Mother Snooks did not want to see him. Looking
haggard, she dismissed the young prentice from her sight almost as
soon as he entered. “Be on ye way! Whatever wicked crimes ye have
to serve yer wretched day atonin’ for, it won’t be done here.
Go!”
Knowing full well that Grindrod had just departed
on a south-bound lentum, Rossamünd was puzzled as to what to do
next. It was tempting to exploit this as a twist of fortune and
take an easy day after all. However, if he did not serve one
imposition now, he would only have to serve two later. Knocking at
the sergeants’ mess door, he asked Under-Sergeant Benedict
instead.
“Well, Master Bookchild,” the under-sergeant said,
stroking his chin, “we must find you another task, else our kindly
lamplighter-sergeant might set you more. If the Snooks won’t have
you, then perhaps Old Numps will.”
“Who?” Rossamünd asked.
“He’s a glimner working down in the Low
Gutter.You’ll find him in the lantern store, Door 143, cleaning
lantern-panes. You can clean them with him—a nice simple task for a
vigil-day imposition.”
Rossamünd felt anxious. He had heard of the mad
glimner in the Low Gutter. It was the same fellow Smellgrove had
been telling of at Wellnigh.
“Be on your way, lad,” Benedict instructed, “and
work with Numps till middens. I’ll report to Grindrod that your
duty—we’ll call it panel detail—was served. Don’t look so
dismayed.”
Rossamünd tried to blank his face of worry.
Benedict smiled and scratched the back of his
cropped head. “The glimner might have the blue ghasts from a tangle
with gudgeons, but from what I hear the fellow is harmless.”
Rossamünd did not share the under-sergeant’s
confidence.