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WINGS OF A DOVE
fodicar(s) (noun) also lantern-crook, lamp-
or lantern-switch, poke-pole or just poke; the instrument of the
lamplighter, a long iron pole with a perpendicular crank-hook
protruding from one end, used to activate the seltzer lamps that
illuminate many of the Empire’s important roads. The pike-head
allows the fodicar to be employed as a weapon—a kind of halberd—to
fend off man and monster alike.
FROM the little Rossamünd knew of these
things, lamplighters rarely, if ever, employed women as lampsmen.
As servants, as cothouse clerks, or even as soldiers maybe, but
never a lighter.
Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod puffed his cheeks,
his jaw jutting stubbornly. “Her?” Then he laughed—a loud, foolish
noise in the mourning-quiet after the attack. “She near brought us
all to ruin. She’ll be lucky I don’t clap her in the pillory for
impeding the goodly duties of His Rightful Emperor’s
servants!”
Threnody stood, clench-fisted. “I am a peer, you
lowborn toadlet, of rank so far above yours, you’ll be lucky I
don’t claim quo gratia and have you clapped in irons yourself, you
sot-headed dottard!”
Rossamünd tried to pull his neck into his stock as
a turtle might.
His fellow lighters gathered near, awestruck.
The lamplighter-sergeant was agog. “Lowborn?
Sot-headed? Quo gratia?” Grindrod’s red face became an apoplectic
purple. “I’m not the want-wit who frissioned my watch to a daze in
the middle of a bogle attack! They wasted the surgeon’s fees on ye,
poppet!”
Threnody let out a tight, wordless yell, both her
hands clutching her temple.
Rossamünd’s head, his entire gall, revolted, and
his sense of up and down collided. He staggered and fell, joining
Grindrod, the lampsmen, the prentices and even the pistoleer
writhing in the dirt.
“Enough!” cried Dolours, and the wayward
frission ceased. The bane was the only one standing, her left hand
to her temple, her right stretched over the now prone Threnody. She
had witted the girl, striven one of her own. “Enough,” she
whispered again. Looking deeply unwell, she reached a conciliatory
hand to Grindrod regardless, an offer of help.
“I can get to me feet meself, madam,” he seethed,
tottering dazedly as he proved his words.
As Rossamünd and his fellows unsteadily regained
their feet, Dolours sighed. “That ‘poppet,’ Sergeant, is the
daughter of our august and a marchioness-in-waiting in her own
right: you’d do well to pay your due respect.”
LAMPLIGHTER-SERGEANT GRINDROD
Lampsmen Bellicos, Puttinger and Assimus muttered
grimly.
The prentice-lighters looked to their
sergeant.
“And a great liability she’d be to ye too, I am
sure.” Grindrod smiled. He nodded a bow, saying louder, “I
apologize to ye.” He wrestled with himself a moment, then with
deliberate, frosty calm added, “I don’t know where such a
custard-headed notion sprang from, madam, but women bain’t wanted
in the lighters!”
“We know it well, Lamplighter-Sergeant!” The
calendar bane stood unsteadily and Rossamünd saw her face turn a
ghastly gray. Clearly she suffered from some feverish malady. She
smiled sadly. “Perhaps you are right, but yet it is not an
impossible thing for a woman to take her place in your quartos, I
am sure?”
Grindrod’s mustachios bristled and writhed as he
considered her words. “Bain’t really for me to say one way or
t’other, bane,” he said finally. “This shall have to be the
decision of the Lamplighter-Marshal.”
“Hence our journey to Winstermill,
Lamplighter-Sergeant,” Dolours countered.
“Well, our work tonight takes us in the contrary
direction.” Grindrod rocked back on his heels, his arms still
folded across his broad chest. “However, I’ll send back a transport
with guard to gather the fallen and bring ye all back to Wellnigh.
Now ye’re six horses less they’ll be having to give ye a billet, I
reckon.” With that, the lamplighter-sergeant pivoted on his
brightly polished heel and stepped out on to the road, calling the
prentices and lampsmen to him.
Sick with too much frission, Rossamünd came
tumbling after, trying hard not to trip over the putrid bodies of
the dead bogles. The lamplighter-sergeant made hasty arrangements:
he and Bellicos and the other prentices would continue on to
Wellnigh House, the sturdy little cottage-fortress to the east,
continuing to light the remaining lanterns as they went. Rossamünd,
however, as possessor of the salumanticum, was to be left behind to
tend the calendars’ wounds. With him would remain Lampsmen Assimus
and Puttinger as a nominal guard and fatigue party to help with the
fallen and to salvage the luggage.
With a cry of, “Prentice-watch in single file, by
the left, march!” Lamplighter-Sergeant Grindrod, Lampsman 1st Class
Bellicos and the wide-eyed, nervous prentices went on, leaving
Rossamünd and the other two lampsmen with the vigilant, silent
calendars.
Assimus and Puttinger ignored Rossamünd. Lampsmen
rarely shared in chitter-chatter with prentices till they were full
lampsmen themselves. Reluctantly they set to work finding
belongings and goods amid the shatters and splinters, making a pile
of the broken trunks and half-rent valises. Typical of the older
men who worked on this easy stretch of road, they were crotchety
half-pay pokers whose job was to babysit the lantern-sticks out on
the road as they learned their trade. They paid no attention
whatsoever to the lads unless duty demanded.
Feeling uncomfortable and unnecessary, Rossamünd
hugged his arms against the searching chill.
Balding branches rubbed together with whispering
creaks. Dry twigs rattled.
Exposed and neglected, Rossamünd looked to the
calendars. Head bowed and shy, the young prentice fished about his
salumanticum and brought out more bellpomash, offering it to
Dolours with a nervous cough, “I thought you might need this,
m’lady. I’m sorry, I have nothing more appropriate for a fever—no
febrifuges or soothing steams . . .”
She remained silent for a breath, looking to
Rossamünd’s hands, then to his face. There was an unreal calmness
in her gaze. Her spoors, those white lines that went vertically
from her hairline across both eyes to her jaw, showed clearly in
the night. They made her look serious, dangerous. Like Europe, she
possessed a remote, almost casual deadliness.
Rossamünd began to regret his boldness.
“Thank you, young lampsman.” The bane nodded
graciously. “It was foolish of me to have left both ill and without
the chemistry for even a simple vigorant. Dispense away.”
Putting down his fodicar, Rossamünd set about his
task, also giving out lordia—to restore their humours, which, as he
had read in a book from Winstermill’s small library, was essential
after times of great stress and exertion. He had bought this from a
hedgeman, a wandering script-grinder who had visited Winstermill
not more than a month ago.
Each restorative was gratefully received.
Such a concentrated collection of teratologists
Rossamünd had never seen before.While he dispensed, he sneaked
beady, fascinated looks at their odd costumes.The calendars hid
their well-proofed silken bossocks beneath mantles patterned in
blue, orange and white. Dolours kept warm beneath a hackle of fur.
She wore fleece-lined, buff-covered oversleeves called manchins
tied to her shoulders with ribbons. Rossamünd could not help
staring at her wings. Although they looked real—outstretched and
ready to fly—he knew they were simply ornaments.
Each of the calendars’ feet was shod with
quiet-shoes: flat-heeled, soft-soled, coming to a pronounced,
flattened point at the toe. The strange, ornate hats upon the
calendars’ heads—known as dandicombs—varied, however. The
pistoleer—whose name, he quickly learned, was Charllette—wore a
broad thrice-high; the maimed dancer had been wearing a tight,
vertical bundle of black ribbon and many, many hair-tines—these
were being removed even as Rossamünd watched. Threnody, evidently
sulking, wore her own hair, with no hat or other flamboyant head
covering. She, too, had a spoor: a thin arrow pointing up from her
left brow—the mark of a wit. Rossamünd had read that wits were
always bald; he wondered how it was that this one was not.
With sad, taciturn direction from Dolours, the
lampsmen discovered the body of a sixth calendar in the mess of the
carriage.The lampsmen placed it on the side of the road, near the
lamp and away from the corpses of bogles. Beside it they laid the
fallen dancer, covering both in their patterned mantles and
returning to their vitriolic mutterings and the search for luggage.
If there was one thing Rossamünd had learned well, it was that
lamplighters liked to gripe.
The three calendars stood by the bodies, their
heads bowed.
The lampsmen stopped their labors and watched,
staying very much apart from the women as they grieved. Thinking it
polite, Rossamünd removed himself too, sitting on the side of the
road. Sad in sympathy, he thought he could hear Threnody softly
weeping as Dolours whispered almost inaudibly, “Fare thee well,
kind Pannette. Rest thee easy, dear Idesloe. The dove fold you in
her down-ed wings . . .” More was said, special funeral potives lit
to ward off scavenging bogles and hushed laments sung while the
lampsmen stared.The sad task over, the calendars retired to the
edges of the lamplight.
Ritual done, the lampsmen recovered the last of the
dunnage. “They expect her to join us!” Assimus piped up as he and
Puttinger wrestled a trunk to the small collection of the
calendars’ belongings. “They expect us to let a girl join! Have you
ever, ever heard of such a thing, Putt? I don’t give a fig what the
Marshal might do: I’ve never heard of such a thing in all my
time!”
Threnody, obviously overhearing, fixed them with an
attempt at a withering eye.
Rossamünd was caught by it, and though they were
not his words, he blushed and shuffled awkward feet.
“You there,” Threnody called, soft yet sour, “the
little ledgermain. I am in need of evander, if you have
this.”
Rossamünd hesitated. Evander he did not have—only
gromwell, a cheap substitute courtesy of the miserliness of the
clerks—though it did in a pinch. He said as much, and the young
calendar snorted in mild disgust.
It will do, she said, and held out a hand to
receive the restorative.
He stepped over and gave to her a drab brown
flasket marked with a Γρ to signify gromwell. Threnody took it,
looked at it with a splenic expression, and then quaffed it in one
brash gulp.
“That is all” was all she said as thanks, and with
that said ignored him completely.
Rossamünd was not impressed. She could not have
been more than a year or two his senior.
“I reckon she’s taken a liking to ye, Master
Come-lately,” Assimus chuckled archly.
Rossamünd turned his attention to nothing in
particular and fixed it there. This kind of jesting was, he had
learned over the last two months, part of the lamplighter
way.
“Not that you really want to get tangled with a
calendar, boyo,”Assimus continued quietly, unexpectedly willing to
share his manifold experiences. “They’re always getting in our road
on the road, if ye get me, always interfering with their lofty
machinations. Still,” he said, patting the young prentice on the
back, “since they’ve taken such a shine on ye, it seems it’s fallen
to thee to be their minder. Handsomely done, lad, a noble thing
you’ve set to, sparing us the burden. Handsomely done!”
“But I thought it was the duty of all lamplighters
to do the noble thing,” Rossamünd returned seriously.
Assimus looked awkward in turn, then collected
himself. “What do ye know of noble things, lantern-stick?” the
lighter said churlishly. “What dangers have ye had to test yer
thew? See what I’ve seen and then see if ye’re so quick to
judgment. Just keep to yer watching, and yer ignorant twitterings
to yeself!”
Feeling chastened and foolish, Rossamünd did as he
was told.
The cloudless night grew colder. The women
whispered to each other in a foreign tongue, yet said little to
their three guardians.The calendar pistoleer attended to the hurts
of her half-chewed and mercifully unconscious sister while Threnody
brooded and Dolours sat suffering her fever. Heavy pistolas hanging
ready at her hips, Charllette picked slowly through the fallen
nickers, frequently looking out into the darkling woods wanly lit
by a rising moon. As she went from corpse to corpse, the pistoleer
would crouch for a time, poking at the beast, then rise and move to
the next, slyly stowing things in her stout satchel each time.
Puzzled, Rossamünd watched her from the corner of his gaze, trying
not to look open and curious. At one of the dead monsters he saw
her stopper an odd-shaped vial, one he recognized—a bruicle it was
called—used by physicians and surgeons to hold humours and by
teratologists to hold . . . monster blood!
He was curious to see the manner by which it was
done—his peregrinat, the waterproof almanac given him by
Fransitart—was only vague on the subject. The epitome of failed
nonchalance, the young prentice sauntered over to a beast and
stared at it, looking for signs of Charllette’s gruesome work. The
horn-ed nicker’s eyes were wide and staring, as vacantly black and
blank and empty of energy as they had been wild, coal-fire orange
when it lived. Rossamünd looked into them sadly. Such an
impressive, stalwart creature, yet he could still sense its malign
nature: definitely foe, never friend. And oh, the stink of it! Like
a piggery, the jakes and an unmucked manger in one.
“These are ugly, festering articles.” The hushed
voice of Lampsman Assimus marveling to his right startled
Rossamünd. “Look’ee here!” The lampsman poked at the heavy body
with his fodicar. “This is one we hit—see the holes. Every bullet
has its billet. I see those saucy coneys have taken their fill
already, but we have claim on this ’un’s ichor too. Draw some,
Putt—we can get Drawk to punct us when we’re off watch
tomorrow.”
Puttinger shook his head grimly as he drew forth a
wicked-looking utensil.
A sprither, Rossamünd realized. It was a tube of
steel bent into an S-shape with a needle point on one end and a
short, flexible straw made of gut protruding from the other.
“They’ll claim the kill, no doubting,” Puttinger
said in his thick Gott accent as he bent and stabbed the point of
the sprither into a hole made by a musket ball. “But we had our
hands in it!” He sucked on the straw briefly and squeezed it
several times till the thick, dark brown blood—the ichor—of the
bogle trickled out. Pinching the straw to stem the flow, he
unstoppered a bruicle of his own and let the ichor drain into it.
From what Rossamund understood, now that the ichor was contained
outside the body, it was called cruor—spilled blood.
Rossamünd watched with rapt disgust. Then his own
blood went cold. They shan’t mark me! To be puncted with a
cruorpunxis was foul to the young prentice ever since he had
witnessed the end of the innocent Misbegotten Schrewd by Europe’s
hand. Not that he would ever express this aversion: an
admission of such a thing would surely brand him a sedorner. With
the lamplighters, as in the cities, monster-lovers were always
hanged. More than once Rossamünd had seen a man hanged in Right
Tree Angle, the square in what was once his part of Boschenberg. He
had never relished the spectacle as many others appeared to do,
with their jostling and jeering and hoots of derision. “Traitor!
Traitor! Who’s going to caress the nickers now?” Such were the
cries as the poor convict’s face went purple-black and his tongue
swelled out.
Rossamünd shuddered at the vivid
recollection.
“No blood-marking for thee, little lantern-stick,”
Puttinger said gravely, as if he were reading Rossamünd’s thoughts.
“Though thy chums did, thee did not have thy hand in this
killing.”
Rossamünd quickly returned to the present. “Aye,
Lampsman.” Oh yes, he was very glad to be excluded from the
kill—even if these nickers were not so innocent.
Assimus stepped away and cautiously kicked at what
was left of a horse. He looked over to the calendars with a snort.
“Horses indeed! Much smarter choice, oxen, for traveling in the
night,” he said to his fellow lighters, just loud enough for the
calendars to hear. Only Threnody paid him any mind—an ineffectual
glare. “Not nearly as toothsome and attracting to the nickers as a
team of half-a-dozen glossy nags.” He scratched his head. “Thing
is, Putt, how is it so many of the hugger-muggers have found
themselves this far west?”
Puttinger nodded gravely. “Our brothers is pushed
too hard out east and are letting the schmuttlingers through. It is
like the people is saying: the Marshal is struggling.”
“The Lamplighter-Marshal will have it in hand, and
no fear,” said Assimus. “We just do as he directs and we’ll win
through. It’s just like that dark time back in—when was it? Ye
remember, Putt? When all those nasty spindly things came out from
the Gluepot and with them schrewds in hordes and we went out to
help . . . It was ’cause of the Marshal we got ’em then, and we
still have ’im now and we’ll get ’em now—easy as kiss me
hand!”
“Yes.” Puttinger did not sound convinced. He stowed
the sprither and stepped away, looking suspiciously into the
menacing shadows.
Rossamünd had read of nickers and
bogles—“huggermuggers” Assimus had called them—gathering in numbers
in determined assault on some remote or ailing community. In
days-now-gone maraudes of monsters would ravage everyman
heartlands, even into the parishes and right up to the walls of a
city. Such terrors were so rare now as to be mythical, yet it was
still the greatest fear of the subjects of the Empire.Within every
bosom dwelt the vague dread of cities overrun with murderous,
civilization-ending bogles, of gashing pain and effusions of blood,
of a world without humankind. Without vigilance, ancient history
could too easily become present calamity. It was this dread that
made Imperial citizens so determinedly vengeful whenever a sedorner
was ferreted out from among them.
Yet here on the edge of the Idlewild, even
Rossamünd had heard the growing rumors of monsters setting on
people in the lands about with alarming regularity; read of it in
the few periodical pamphlets he had managed to buy from the paper
hawkers who drifted through the fortress. At first he had thought
it just a part of rural life, but if weary veterans of the sinew of
Lampsmen Assimus and Puttinger were troubled, then Rossamünd was
moved to be doubly so. He was surely glad to be in the company of a
bane, even a weary one.
In the carriage debris a part-crushed hamper had
been rescued. By the light of the great-lamp, as the calendars and
the lamplighters reluctantly gathered close for safety, Charllette
rummaged among the cracked, dribbling pots and smashed, smeared
parcels, sharing any unspoiled vittles she found. The pistoleer
called Rossamünd’s portion “a nice bit of coty gaute.” He examined
it skeptically: it looked like pie filled with odd-smelling
chunks.
“It’s quail pasty, lamp boy,” Threnody said
testily. “Just eat it.”
Rossamünd did so and, even though it was
congealed-cold, it tasted rather good.
In the encroaching dusk, green Maudlin rose over
the eastern hills and showed how long the night had been. In due
time the lamplighter-sergeant returned with a guard of four sturdy
haubardiers of the Wellnigh House watch leading a dray pulled by a
nervous ox. The animal was draped in a flanchardt, a covering
blanket of proofed hessian. It was turned about and took the
exhausted, injured or unconscious calendars, their two dead
sisters, and their damaged effects back to Wellnigh House. It was
agreed better to return to the cothouse rather than go on to
Winstermill; better to get indoors as soon as possible while the
night still lingered, and with it the threat of more monsters. The
proper treatment of wounds would have to wait until the
morrow.
“Amble ye by the dray, Master Come-lately,”
Grindrod commanded. “Keep yerself available to tend their
hurts.”
So Rossamünd walked, as did Assimus and Puttinger
and the haubardiers, staying by the ox dray, ready if a script was
needed. On the farther side of the woodland Rossamünd saw the
crumpled bodies of the park-drag driver and his side-armsman. They
had been mauled then tossed from the stampeding vehicle to land
dead on the side of the highroad. Wrapped in canvas tarpaulins,
they were laid on the dray alongside the remains of the two
calendars.
The round hills of the Tumblesloe Heap loomed black
against the starlit gray.The lanterns became more frequent: at last
the cothouse was near. What swelling relief it was to finally spy
the beacon flares and window-lights of the small twin keeps of
Wellnigh House at the base of the hills. A pair of squat towers
stood on either side of the Pettiwiggin, each fenced by a thick
drystone wall. These were connected by a hanging gallery known as
the Omphalon, a bridge with walls of solid wood and a steep-sloping
roof that spanned the road. In this raised gallery were the
lighters’ quarters, and the sight of lanterns winking from its
narrow windows set Rossamünd’s thoughts to bed and sleep.
At last they entered the walled lane between the
two keeps. Here they passed ornate warding censers, great brass
domes that squatted in heavy three-legged stands on either side of
the road. Within these domes, day and night, nicker repellents were
burned, their poison fumes seeping through holes bored in the dull
metal. On Rossamünd’s very first night at Wellnigh House he had
sucked a lungful of their foul fetor and for an instant thought his
end had come, but the wind had mercifully blown another way and he
recovered. From that day he learned to stay upwind of the censers
or hold his breath and shut his eyes till he had passed.
What relief it was to pass through the thick oak
gates in the broad wall of the northern fastness and stand safe
within the cothouse’s tiny foreyard.The unhappy deeds that had
ruined the night were already common talk there, yet still the
calendars received a barely civil reception. The long-faced
Major-of-House was waiting for them in the yard and insisted on a
brief conference with Grindrod while Rossamünd was made to remain
in the cold. The lamplighter-sergeant looked mightily unimpressed
with what he was hearing. Dolours approached them as they
remonstrated under the light of a yard-lamp and the discussion came
to an abrupt and obviously unsatisfactory end. The house-major
raised a refusing hand, loudly declaring, “That is all, madam! I
had my reasons.Take the matter up with our Marshal in Winstermill
if you want further hearing.” He dismissed Grindrod and called for
Rossamünd with an authoritative wave.
The young prentice hurried over dutifully while,
with stony face, Dolours turned wearily on her heel and returned to
her sisters-in-arms.
“I’m told these blighted women have taken a liking
to you, boy,” the house-major said quickly, not stopping for the
inconvenience of an answer, “so you can be their liaison.
Meddlesome wenches—you may not find them so agreeable once you’ve
spent time in their company. Take them now to the store on the
farther side of the Omphalon. They may rest their troublesome heads
there.”
Rossamünd groaned inwardly. He led the women
through the windowless watch room on the ground floor of the north
tower, pointing the way down narrow passages of dark wood and
through the cramped rooms of a structure built for efficient
military function rather than genteel comfort. Up the tight
stairway to the gallery he took them, and over, along the access
way of the raised gallery and by the night sounds of the already
sleeping prentices, to their room beyond in the southern keep. He
became aware that a hushed, earnest talk between Threnody and the
bane Dolours—begun in the front watch room—had now become a
repressed yet passionate struggle. As he stood at the top of the
southern stairs to point the way down, he heard Threnody exclaim
through clenched teeth with petulant words too low and hissing to
distinguish.
Arriving at their hastily arranged quarters, the
calendars testily reviewed the inadequate lodging. Crates and goods
had been rearranged and foldable cots squeezed between, all still
dusty and crawling with earwigs.
Embarrassed, Rossamünd bid them fair night with a
stiff bow.
Despite their weariness, Dolours and the pistoleer
returned the compliment, the bane saying, “Grace and manners. We
are obliged to you, young lighter.You have been a great service to
us.”
Threnody just frowned and, with a huff of spleen,
lay on her ill-made cot.
His thoughts all for bed, Rossamünd went to his own
lodgings, shuffling among the sleeping prentices, and threw himself
down clothes, boots and all.