Chapter 29
Mr. Collins's triumph, in consequence of this invitation, was
complete. The power of displaying the grandeur of his patroness to
his wondering visitors, and of letting them see her civility
towards himself and his wife, was exactly what he had wished for;
and that an opportunity of doing it should be given so soon, was
such an instance of Lady Catherine's condescension, as he knew not
how to admire enough. "I confess," said he, "that I should not have
been at all surprised by her ladyship's asking us on Sunday to
drink tea and spend the evening at Rosings. I rather expected, from
my knowledge of her affability, that it would happen. But who could
have foreseen such an attention as this? Who could have imagined
that we should receive an invitation to dine there (an invitation,
moreover, including the whole party) so immediately after your
arrival!" "I am the less surprised at what has happened," replied
Sir William, "from that knowledge of what the manners of the great
really are, which my situation in life has allowed me to acquire.
About the court, such instances of elegant breeding are not
uncommon." Scarcely anything was talked of the whole day or next
morning but their visit to Rosings. Mr. Collins was carefully
instructing them in what they were to expect, that the sight of
such rooms, so many servants, and so splendid a dinner, might not
wholly overpower them. When the ladies were separating for the
toilette. Her said to Elizabeth— "Do not make yourself uneasy, my
dear cousin, about your apparel. Lady Catherine is far from
requiring that elegance of dress in us which becomes herself and
her daughter. I would advise you merely to put on whatever of your
clothes is superior to the rest— there is no occasion for anything
more. Lady Catherine will not think the worse of you for being
simply dressed. She likes to have the distinction of rank
preserved." While they were dressing, he came two or three times to
their different doors, to recommend their being quick, as Lady
Catherine very much objected to be kept waiting for her dinner.
Such formidable accounts of her ladyship, and her manner of living,
quite frightened Maria Lucas who had been little used to company,
and she looked forward to her introduction at Rosings with as much
apprehension as her father had done to his presentation at St.
James's. As the weather was fine, they had a pleasant walk of about
half a mile across the park. Every park has its beauty and its
prospects; and Elizabeth saw much to be pleased with, though she
could not be in such raptures as Mr. Collins expected the scene to
inspire, and was but slightly affected by his enumeration of the
windows in front of the house, and his relation of what the glazing
altogether had originally cost Sir Lewis de Bourgh. When they
ascended the steps to the hall, Maria's alarm was every moment
increasing, and even Sir William did not look perfectly calm.
Elizabeth's courage did not fail her. She had heard nothing of Lady
Catherine that spoke her awful from any extraordinary talents or
miraculous virtue, and the mere stateliness of money or rank she
thought she could witness without trepidation. From the
entrance-hall, of which Mr. Collins pointed out, with a rapturous
air, the fine proportion and the finished ornaments, they followed
the servants through an ante-chamber, to the room where Lady
Catherine, her daughter, and Mrs. Jenkinson were sitting. Her
ladyship, with great condescension, arose to receive them; and as
Mrs. Collins had settled it with her husband that the office of
introduction should be hers, it was performed in a proper manner,
without any of those apologies and thanks which he would have
thought necessary. In spite of having been at St. James's Sir
William was so completely awed by the grandeur surrounding him,
that he had but just courage enough to make a very low bow, and
take his seat without saying a word; and his daughter, frightened
almost out of her senses, sat on the edge of her chair, not knowing
which way to look. Elizabeth found herself quite equal to the
scene, and could observe the three ladies before her composedly.
Lady Catherine was a tall, large woman, with strongly-marked
features, which might once have been handsome. Her air was not
conciliating, nor was her manner of receiving them such as to make
her visitors forget their inferior rank. She was not rendered
formidable by silence; but whatever she said was spoken in so
authoritative a tone, as marked her self-importance, and brought
Mr. Wickham immediately to Elizabeth's mind; and from the
observation of the day altogether, she believed Lady Catherine to
be exactly what he represented. When, after examining the mother,
in whose countenance and deportment she soon found some resemblance
of Mr. Darcy, she turned her eyes on the daughter, she could almost
have joined in Maria's astonishment at her being so thin and so
small. There was neither in figure nor face any likeness between
the ladies. Miss de Bourgh was pale and sickly; her features,
though not plain, were insignificant; and she spoke very little,
except in a low voice, to Mrs. Jenkinson, in whose appearance there
was nothing remarkable, and who was entirely engaged in listening
to what she said, and placing a screen in the proper direction
before her eyes. After sitting a few minutes, they were all sent to
one of the windows to admire the view, Mr. Collins attending them
to point out its beauties, and Lady Catherine kindly informing them
that it was much better worth looking at in the summer. The dinner
was exceedingly handsome, and there were all the servants and all
the articles of plate which Mr. Collins had promised; and, as he
had likewise foretold, he took his seat at the bottom of the table,
by her ladyship's desire, and looked as if he felt that life could
furnish nothing greater. He carved, and ate, and praised with
delighted alacrity; and every dish was commended, first by him and
then by Sir William, who was now enough recovered to echo whatever
his son-in-law said, in a manner which Elizabeth wondered Lady
Catherine could bear. But Lady Catherine seemed gratified by their
excessive admiration, and gave most gracious smiles, especially
when any dish on the table proved a novelty to them. The party did
not supply much conversation. Elizabeth was ready to speak whenever
there was an opening, but she was seated between Charlotte and Miss
de Bourgh— the former of whom was engaged in listening to Lady
Catherine, and the latter said not a word to her all dinner-time.
Mrs. Jenkinson was chiefly employed in watching how little Miss de
Bourgh ate, pressing her to try some other dish, and fearing she
was indisposed. Maria thought speaking out of the question, and the
gentlemen did nothing but eat and admire. When the ladies returned
to the drawing-room, there was little to be done but to hear Lady
Catherine talk, which she did without any intermission till coffee
came in, delivering her opinion on every subject in so decisive a
manner, as proved that she was not used to have her judgement
controverted. She inquired into Charlotte's domestic concerns
familiarly and minutely, gave her a great deal of advice as to the
management of them all; told her how everything ought to be
regulated in so small a family as hers, and instructed her as to
the care of her cows and her poultry. Elizabeth found that nothing
was beneath this great lady's attention, which could furnish her
with an occasion of dictating to others. In the intervals of her
discourse with Mrs. Collins, she addressed a variety of questions
to Maria and Elizabeth, but especially to the latter, of whose
connections she knew the least, and who she observed to Mrs.
Collins was a very genteel, pretty kind of girl. She asked her, at
different times, how many sisters she had, whether they were older
or younger than herself, whether any of them were likely to be
married, whether they were handsome, where they had been educated,
what carriage her father kept, and what had been her mother's
maiden name? Elizabeth felt all the impertinence of her questions
but answered them very composedly. Lady Catherine then observed,
"Your father's estate is entailed on Mr. Collins, I think. For your
sake," turning to Charlotte, "I am glad of it; but other wise I see
no occasion for entailing estates from the female line. It was not
thought necessary in Sir Lewis de Bourgh's family. Do you play and
sing, Miss Bennet?" "A little." "Oh! then— some time or other we
shall be happy to hear you. Our instrument is a capital one,
probably superior to—— You shall try it some day. Do your sisters
play and sing?" "One of them does." "Why did not you all learn? You
ought all to have learned. The Miss Webbs all play, and their
father has not so good an income as yours. Do you draw?" "No, not
at all." "What, none of you?" "Not one." "That is very strange. But
I suppose you had no opportunity. Your mother should have taken you
to town every spring for the benefit of masters." "My mother would
have had no objection, but my father hates London." "Has your
governess left you?" "We never had any governess." "No governess!
How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without a
governess! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have
been quite a slave to your education." Elizabeth could hardly help
smiling as she assured her that had not been the case. "Then, who
taught you? who attended to you? Without a governess, you must have
been neglected." "Compared with some families, I believe we were;
but such of us as wished to learn never wanted the means. We were
always encouraged to read, and had all the masters that were
necessary. Those who chose to be idle, certainly might." "Aye, no
doubt; but that is what a governess will prevent, and if I had
known your mother, I should have advised her most strenuously to
engage one. I always say that nothing is to be done in education
without steady and regular instruction, and nobody but a governess
can give it. It is wonderful how many families I have been the
means of supplying in that way. I am always glad to get a young
person well placed out. Four nieces of Mrs. Jenkinson are most
delightfully situated through my means; and it was but the other
day that I recommended another young person, who was merely
accidentally mentioned to me, and the family are quite delighted
with her. Mrs. Collins, did I tell you of Lady Metcalf's calling
yesterday to thank me? She finds Miss Pope a treasure. 'Lady
Catherine,' said she, 'you have given me a treasure.' Are any of
your younger sisters out, Miss Bennet?" "Yes, ma'am, all." "All!
What, all five out at once? Very odd! And you only the second. The
younger ones out before the elder ones are married! Your younger
sisters must be very young?"
"Yes, my youngest is not sixteen.
Perhaps she is full young to be much in
company. But really, ma'am, I think it would be very hard upon
younger sisters, that they should not have their share of society
and amusement, because the elder may not have the means or
inclination to marry early. The last-born has as good a right to
the pleasures of youth at the first. And to be kept back on
such a motive! I think it would not be very
likely to promote sisterly affection or delicacy of mind."
"Upon my word," said her ladyship, "you give your opinion very
decidedly for so young a person. Pray, what is your age?" "With
three younger sisters grown up," replied Elizabeth, smiling, "your
ladyship can hardly expect me to own it." Lady Catherine seemed
quite astonished at not receiving a direct answer; and Elizabeth
suspected herself to be the first creature who had ever dared to
trifle with so much dignified impertinence. "You cannot be more
than twenty, I am sure, therefore you need not conceal your age."
"I am not one-and-twenty." When the gentlemen had joined them, and
tea was over, the card-tables were placed. Lady Catherine, Sir
William, and Mr. and Mrs. Collins sat down to quadrille; and as
Miss de Bourgh chose to play at cassino, the two girls had the
honour of assisting Mrs. Jenkinson to make up her party. Their
table was superlatively stupid. Scarcely a syllable was uttered
that did not relate to the game, except when Mrs. Jenkinson
expressed her fears of Miss de Bourgh's being too hot or too cold,
or having too much or too little light. A great deal more passed at
the other table. Lady Catherine was generally speaking— stating the
mistakes of the three others, or relating some anecdote of herself.
Mr. Collins was employed in agreeing to everything her ladyship
said, thanking her for every fish he won, and apologising if he
thought he won too many. Sir William did not say much. He was
storing his memory with anecdotes and noble names. When Lady
Catherine and her daughter had played as long as they chose, the
tables were broken up, the carriage was offered to Mrs. Collins,
gratefully accepted and immediately ordered. The party then
gathered round the fire to hear Lady Catherine determine what
weather they were to have on the morrow. From these instructions
they were summoned by the arrival of the coach; and with many
speeches of thankfulness on Mr. Collins's side and as many bows on
Sir William's they departed. As soon as they had driven from the
door, Elizabeth was called on by her cousin to give her opinion of
all that she had seen at Rosings, which, for Charlotte's sake, she
made more favourable than it really was. But her commendation,
though costing her some trouble, could by no means satisfy Mr.
Collins, and he was very soon obliged to take her ladyship's praise
into his own hands.