Chapter 27
With no greater events than these in the Longbourn family, and
otherwise diversified by little beyond the walks to Meryton,
sometimes dirty and sometimes cold, did January and February pass
away. March was to take Elizabeth to Hunsford. She had not at first
thought very seriously of going thither; but Charlotte, she soon
found, was depending on the plan and she gradually learned to
consider it herself with greater pleasure as well as greater
certainty. Absence had increased her desire of seeing Charlotte
again, and weakened her disgust of Mr. Collins. There was novelty
in the scheme, and as, with such a mother and such uncompanionable
sisters, home could not be faultless, a little change was not
unwelcome for its own sake. The journey would moreover give her a
peep at Jane; and, in short, as the time drew near, she would have
been very sorry for any delay. Everything, however, went on
smoothly, and was finally settled according to Charlotte's first
sketch. She was to accompany Sir William and his second daughter.
The improvement of spending a night in London was added in time,
and the plan became perfect as plan could be. The only pain was in
leaving her father, who would certainly miss her, and who, when it
came to the point, so little liked her going, that he told her to
write to him, and almost promised to answer her letter. The
farewell between herself and Mr. Wickham was perfectly friendly; on
his side even more. His present pursuit could not make him forget
that Elizabeth had been the first to excite and to deserve his
attention, the first to listen and to pity, the first to be
admired; and in his manner of bidding her adieu, wishing her every
enjoyment, reminding her of what she was to expect in Lady
Catherine de Bourgh, and trusting their opinion of her—their
opinion of everybody— would always coincide, there was a
solicitude, an interest which she felt must ever attach her to him
with a most sincere regard; and she parted from him convinced that,
whether married or single, he must always be her model of the
amiable and pleasing. Her fellow-travellers the next day were not
of a kind to make her think him less agreeable. Sir William Lucas,
and his daughter Maria, a good-humoured girl, but as empty-headed
as himself, had nothing to say that could be worth hearing, and
were listened to with about as much delight as the rattle of the
chaise. Elizabeth loved absurdities, but she had known Sir
William's too long. He could tell her nothing new of the wonders of
his presentation and knighthood; and his civilities were worn out,
like his information. It was a journey of only twenty-four miles,
and they began it so early as to be in Gracechurch Street by noon.
As they drove to Mr. Gardiner's door, Jane was at a drawing-room
window watching their arrival; when they entered the passage she
was there to welcome them, and Elizabeth, looking earnestly in her
face, was pleased to see it healthful and lovely as ever. On the
stairs were a troop of little boys and girls, whose eagerness for
their cousin's appearance would not allow them to wait in the
drawing-room, and whose shyness, as they had not seen her for a
twelvemonth, prevented their coming lower. All was joy and
kindness. The day passed most pleasantly away; the morning in
bustle and shopping, and the evening at one of the theatres.
Elizabeth then contrived to sit by her aunt. Their first object was
her sister; and she was more grieved than astonished to hear, in
reply to her minute inquiries, that though Jane always struggled to
support her spirits, there were periods of dejection. It was
reasonable, however, to hope that they would not continue long.
Mrs. Gardiner gave her the particulars also of Miss Bingley's visit
in Gracechurch Street, and repeated conversations occurring at
different times between Jane and herself, which proved that the
former had, from her heart, given up the acquaintance. Mrs.
Gardiner then rallied her niece on Wickham's desertion, and
complimented her on bearing it so well. "But my dear Elizabeth,"
she added, "what sort of girl is Miss King? I should be sorry to
think our friend mercenary." "Pray, my dear aunt, what is the
difference in matrimonial affairs, between the mercenary and the
prudent motive? Where does discretion end, and avarice begin? Last
Christmas you were afraid of his marrying me, because it would be
imprudent; and now, because he is trying to get a girl with only
ten thousand pounds, you want to find out that he is mercenary."
"If you will only tell me what sort of girl Miss King is, I shall
know what to think." "She is a very good kind of girl, I believe. I
know no harm of her." "But he paid her not the smallest attention
till her grandfather's death made her mistress of this fortune."
"No— what should he? If it were not
allowable for him to gain my affections
because I had no money, what occasion could there be for making
love to a girl whom he did not care about, and who was equally
poor?"
"But there seems an indelicacy in directing his attentions towards
her so soon after this event."
"A man in distressed circumstances
has not time for all those elegant decorums which other people may
observe. If she does not object to it, why
should we ?"
"Her not
objecting does not justify him. It only
shows her being deficient in something herself— sense or
feeling."
"Well," cried Elizabeth, "have it
as you choose. He shall be mercenary, and
she shall be foolish."
"No, Lizzy, that is what I do
not choose. I should be sorry, you know, to
think ill of a young man who has lived so long in
Derbyshire."
"Oh! if that is all, I have a very poor opinion of young men who
live in Derbyshire; and their intimate friends who live in
Hertfordshire are not much better. I am sick of them all. Thank
Heaven! I am going tomorrow where I shall find a man who has not
one agreeable quality, who has neither manner nor sense to
recommend him. Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing, after
all." "Take care, Lizzy; that speech savours strongly of
disappointment." Before they were separated by the conclusion of
the play, she had the unexpected happiness of an invitation to
accompany her uncle and aunt in a tour of pleasure which they
proposed taking in the summer. "We have not determined how far it
shall carry us," said Mrs. Gardiner, "but, perhaps, to the Lakes."
No scheme could have been more
agreeable to Elizabeth, and her acceptance of the invitation was
most ready and grateful. "Oh, my dear, dear aunt," she rapturously
cried, "what delight! what felicity! You give me fresh life and
vigour. Adieu to disappointment and spleen. What are young men to
rocks and mountains? Oh! what hours of transport we shall spend!
And when we do return, it shall not be like
other travellers, without being able to give one accurate idea of
anything. We will know where we have gone—
we will recollect what we have seen. Lakes,
mountains, and rivers shall not be jumbled together in our
imaginations; nor when we attempt to describe any particular scene,
will we begin quarreling about its relative situation. Let
our first effusions be less insupportable
than those of the generality of travellers."