Chapter 20
Mr. Collins was not left long to the silent contemplation of his
successful love; for Mrs. Bennet, having dawdled about in the
vestibule to watch for the end of the conference, no sooner saw
Elizabeth open the door and with quick step pass her towards the
staircase, than she entered the breakfast-room, and congratulated
both him and herself in warm terms on the happy prospect or their
nearer connection. Mr. Collins received and returned these
felicitations with equal pleasure, and then proceeded to relate the
particulars of their interview, with the result of which he trusted
he had every reason to be satisfied, since the refusal which his
cousin had steadfastly given him would naturally flow from her
bashful modesty and the genuine delicacy of her character. This
information, however, startled Mrs. Bennet; she would have been
glad to be equally satisfied that her daughter had meant to
encourage him by protesting against his proposals, but she dared
not believe it, and could not help saying so.
"But, depend upon it, Mr. Collins,"
she added, "that Lizzy shall be brought to reason. I will speak to
her about it di rectly. She is a very headstrong, foolish girl, and
does not know her own interest but I will make her know it."
"Pardon me for interrupting you, madam," cried Mr. Collins; "but if
she is really headstrong and foolish, I know not whether she would
altogether be a very desirable wife to a man in my situation, who
naturally looks for happiness in the marriage state. If therefore
she actually persists in rejecting my suit, perhaps it were better
not to force her into accepting me, because if liable to such
defects of temper, she could not contribute much to my felicity."
"Sir, you quite misunderstand me," said Mrs. Bennet, alarmed.
"Lizzy is only headstrong in such matters as these. In everything
else she is as good-natured a girl as ever lived. I will go
directly to Mr. Bennet, and we shall very soon settle it with her,
I am sure."
She would not give him time to
reply, but hurrying instantly to her husband, called out as she
entered the library, "Oh! Mr. Bennet, you are wanted immediately;
we are all in an uproar. You must come and make Lizzy marry Mr.
Collins, for she vows she will not have him, and if you do not make
haste he will change his mind and not have her."
Mr. Bennet raised his eyes from his book as she entered, and fixed
them on her face with a calm unconcern which was not in the least
altered by her communication. "I have not the pleasure of
understanding you," said he, when she had finished her speech. "Of
what are you talking?" "Of Mr. Collins and Lizzy. Lizzy declares
she will not have Mr. Collins, and Mr. Collins begins to say that
he will not have Lizzy." "And what am I to do on the occasion? It
seems an hopeless business." "Speak to Lizzy about it yourself.
Tell her that you insist upon her marrying him." "Let her be called
down. She shall hear my opinion." Mrs. Bennet rang the bell, and
Miss Elizabeth was summoned to the library. "Come here, child,"
cried her father as she appeared. "I have sent for you on an affair
of importance. I understand that Mr. Collins has made you an offer
of marriage. Is it true?" Elizabeth replied that it was. "Very
well— and this offer of marriage you have refused?" "I have, sir."
"Very well. We now come to the point. Your mother insists upon your
accepting it. Is it not so, Mrs. Bennet?" "Yes, or I will never see
her again."
"An unhappy alternative is before
you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your
parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you
again if you do."
Elizabeth could not but smile at such a conclusion of such a
beginning, but Mrs. Bennet, who had persuaded herself that her
husband regarded the affair as she wished, was excessively
disappointed.
"What do you mean, Mr. Bennet, in
talking this way? You promised me to insist
upon her marrying him."
"My dear," replied her husband, "I have two small favours to
request. First, that you will allow me the free use of my
understanding on the present occasion; and secondly, of my room. I
shall be glad to have the library to myself as soon as may be." Not
yet, however, in spite of her disappointment in her husband, did
Mrs. Bennet give up the point. She talked to Elizabeth again and
again; coaxed and threatened her by turns. She endeavoured to
secure Jane in her interest; but Jane, with all possible mildness,
declined interfering; and Elizabeth, sometimes with real
earnestness, and sometimes with playful gaiety, replied to her
attacks. Though her manner varied, however, her determination never
did. Mr. Collins, meanwhile, was meditating in solitude on what had
passed. He thought too well of himself to comprehend on what
motives his cousin could refuse him; and though his pride was hurt,
he suffered in no other way. His regard for her was quite
imaginary; and the possibility of her deserving her mother's
reproach prevented his feeling any regret. While the family were in
this confusion, Charlotte Lucas came to spend the day with them.
She was met in the vestibule by Lydia, who, flying to her, cried in
a half whisper, "I am glad you are come, for there is such fun
here! What do you think has happened this morning? Mr. Collins has
made an offer to Lizzy, and she will not have him." Charlotte
hardly had time to answer, before they were joined by Kitty, who
came to tell the same news; and no sooner had they entered the
breakfast-room, where Mrs. Bennet was alone, than she likewise
began on the subject, calling on Miss Lucas for her compassion, and
entreating her to persuade her friend Lizzy to comply with the
wishes of all her family. "Pray do, my dear Miss Lucas," she added
in a melancholy tone, "for nobody is on my side, nobody takes part
with me. I am cruelly used, nobody feels for my poor nerves."
Charlotte's reply was spared by the entrance of Jane and Elizabeth.
"Aye, there she comes," continued Mrs. Bennet, "looking as
unconcerned as may be, and caring no more for us than if we were at
York, provided she can have her own way. But I tell you, Miss
Lizzy— if you take it into your head to go on refusing every offer
of marriage in this way, you will never get a husband at all— and I
am sure I do not know who is to maintain you when your father is
dead. I shall not be able to keep you—and so I warn you. I have
done with you from this very day. I told you in the library, you
know, that I should never speak to you again, and you will find me
as good as my word. I have no pleasure in talking to undutiful
children. Not that I have much pleasure, indeed, in talking to
anybody. People who suffer as I do from nervous complaints can have
no great inclination for talking. Nobody can tell what I suffer!
But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied."
Her daughters listened in silence to this effusion, sensible that
any attempt to reason with her or soothe her would only increase
the irritation. She talked on, therefore, without interruption from
any of them, till they were joined by Mr. Collins, who entered the
room with an air more stately than usual, and on perceiving whom,
she said to the girls, "Now, I do insist upon it, that you, all of
you, hold your tongues, and let me and Mr. Collins have a little
conversation together." Elizabeth passed quietly out of the room,
Jane and Kitty followed, but Lydia stood her ground, determined to
hear all she could; and Charlotte, detained first by the civility
of Mr. Collins, whose inquiries after herself and all her family
were very minute, and then by a little curiosity, satisfied herself
with walking to the window and pretending not to hear. In a doleful
voice Mrs. Bennet began the projected conversation: "Oh! Mr.
Collins!"
"My dear madam, " replied he, "let
us be for ever silent on this point. Far be it from me," he
presently continued, in a voice that marked his displeasure, "to
resent the behaviour of your daughter. Resignation to inevitable
evils is the evil duty of us all; the peculiar duty of a young man
who has been so fortunate as I have been in early preferment; and I
trust I am resigned. Perhaps not the less so from feeling a doubt
of my positive happiness had my fair cousin honoured me with her
hand; for I have often observed that resignation is never so
perfect as when the blessing denied begins to lose somewhat of its
value in our estimation. You will not, I hope, consider me as
showing any disrespect to your family, my dear madam, by thus
withdrawing my pretensions to your daughter's favour, without
having paid yourself and Mr. Bennet to compliment of requesting you
to interpose your authority in my behalf. My conduct may, I fear,
be objectionable in having accepted my dismission from your
daughter's lips instead of your own. But we are all liable to
error. I have certainly meant well through the whole affair. My
object has been to secure an amiable companion for myself, with due
consideration for the advantage of all your family, and if my
manner has been at all reprehensible, I
here beg leave to apologise."