Chapter 25
After a week spent in professions of love and schemes of felicity,
Mr. Collins was called from his amiable Charlotte by the arrival of
Saturday. The pain of separation, however, might be alleviated on
his side, by preparations for the reception of his bride; as he had
reason to hope, that shortly after his return into Hertfordshire,
the day would be fixed that was to make him the happiest of men. He
took leave of his relations at Longbourn with as much solemnity as
before; wished his fair cousins health and happiness again, and
promised their father another letter of thanks. On the following
Monday, Mrs. Bennet had the pleasure of receiving her brother and
his wife, who came as usual to spend the Christmas at Longbourn.
Mr. Gardiner was a sensible, gentlemanlike man, greatly superior to
his sister, as well by nature as education. The Netherfield ladies
would have had difficulty in believing that a man who lived by
trade, and within view of his own warehouses, could have been so
well-bred and agreeable. Mrs. Gardiner, who was several years
younger than Mrs. Bennet and Mrs. Phillips, was an amiable,
intelligent, elegant woman, and a great favourite with all her
Longbourn nieces. Between the two eldest and herself especially,
there subsisted a particular regard. They had frequently been
staying with her in town. The first part of Mrs. Gardiner's
business on her arrival was to distribute her presents and describe
the newest fashions. When this was done she had a less active part
to play. It became her turn to listen. Mrs. Bennet had many
grievances to relate, and much to complain of. They had all been
very ill-used since she last saw her sister. Two of her girls had
been upon the point of marriage, and after all there was nothing in
it. "I do not blame Jane," she continued, "for Jane would have got
Mr. Bingley if she could. But Lizzy! Oh, sister! It is very hard to
think that she might have been Mr. Collins's wife by this time, had
it not been for her own perverseness. He made her an offer in this
very room, and she refused him. The consequence of it is, that Lady
Lucas will have a daughter married before I have, and that the
Longbourn estate is just as much entailed as ever. The Lucases are
very artful people indeed, sister. They are all for what they can
get. I am sorry to say it of them, but so it is. It makes me very
nervous and poorly, to be thwarted so in my own family, and to have
neighbours who think of themselves before anybody else. However,
your coming just at this time is the greatest of comforts, and I am
very glad to hear what you tell us, of long sleeves." Mrs.
Gardiner, to whom the chief of this news had been given before, in
the course of Jane and Elizabeth's correspondence with her, made
her sister a slight answer, and, in compassion to her nieces,
turned the conversation. When alone with Elizabeth afterwards, she
spoke more on the subject. "It seems likely to have been a
desirable match for Jane," said she. "I am sorry it went off. But
these things happen so often! A young man, such as you describe Mr.
Bingley, so easily falls in love with a pretty girl for a few
weeks, and when accident separates them, so easily forgets her,
that these sort of inconsistencies are very frequent."
"An excellent consolation in its
way," said Elizabeth, "but it will not do for us. We do not suffer by accident. It does not often
happen that the interference of friends will persuade a young man
of independent fortune to think no more of a girl whom he was
violently in love with only a few days before."
"But that expression of 'violently
in love' is so hackneyed, so doubtful, so indefinite, that it gives
me very little idea. It is as often applied to feelings which arise
from a half-hour's acquaintance, as to a real, strong attachment.
Pray, how violent was Mr. Bingley's
love?"
"I never saw a more promising inclination; he was growing quite
inattentive to other people, and wholly engrossed by her. Every
time they met, it was more decided and remarkable. At his own ball
he offended two or three young ladies, by not asking them to dance;
and I spoke to him twice myself, without receiving an answer. Could
there be finer symptoms? Is not general incivility the very essence
of love?"
"Oh, yes! of that kind of love
which I suppose him to have felt. Poor Jane! I am sorry for her,
because, with her disposition, she may not get over it immediately.
It had better have happened to you, Lizzy;
you would have laughed yourself out of it sooner. But do you think
she would be prevailed upon to go back with us? Change of scene
might be of service— and perhaps a little relief from home may be
as useful as anything."
Elizabeth was exceedingly pleased with this proposal, and felt
persuaded of her sister's ready acquiescence. "I hope," added Mrs.
Gardiner, "that no consideration with regard to this young man will
influence her. We live in so different a part of town, all our
connections are so different, and, as you well know, we go out so
little, that it is very improbable that they should meet at all,
unless he really comes to see her."
"And that
is quite impossible; for he is now in the custody of his friend,
and Mr. Darcy would no more suffer him to call on Jane in such a
part of London! My dear aunt, how could you think of it? Mr. Darcy
may perhaps have heard of such a place as
Gracechurch Street, but he would hardly think a month's ablution
enough to cleanse him from its impurities, were he once to enter
it; and depend upon it, Mr. Bingley never stirs without
him."
"So much the better. I hope they
will not meet at all. But does not Jane correspond with his sister?
She will not be able to help
calling."
"She will drop the acquaintance entirely." But in spite of the
certainty in which Elizabeth affected to place this point, as well
as the still more interesting one of Bingley's being withheld from
seeing Jane, she felt a solicitude on the subject which convinced
her, on examination, that she did not consider it entirely
hopeless. It was possible, and sometimes she thought it probable,
that his affection might be reanimated, and the influence of his
friends successfully combated by the more natural influence of
Jane's attractions. Miss Bennet accepted her aunt's invitation with
pleasure; and the Bingleys were no otherwise in her thoughts at the
same time, than as she hoped by Caroline's not living in the same
house with her brother, she might occasionally spend a morning with
her, without any danger of seeing him. The Gardiners stayed a week
at Longbourn; and what with the Phillipses, the Lucases, and the
officers, there was not a day without its engagement. Mrs. Bennet
had so carefully provided for the entertainment of her brother and
sister, that they did not once sit down to a family dinner. When
the engagement was for home, some of the officers always made part
of it— of which officers Mr. Wickham was sure to be one; and on
these occasion, Mrs. Gardiner, rendered suspicious by Elizabeth's
warm commendation, narrowly observed them both. Without supposing
them, from what she saw, to be very seriously in love, their
preference of each other was plain enough to make her a little
uneasy; and she resolved to speak to Elizabeth on the subject
before she left Hertfordshire, and represent to her the imprudence
of encouraging such an attachment. To Mrs. Gardiner, Wickham had
one means of affording pleasure, unconnected with his general
powers. About ten or a dozen years ago, before her marriage, she
had spent a considerable time in that very part of Derbyshire to
which he belonged. They had, therefore, many acquaintances in
common; and though Wickham had been little there since the death of
Darcy's father, it was yet in his power to give her fresher
intelligence of her former friends than she had been in the way of
procuring. Mrs. Gardiner had seen Pemberly, and known the late Mr.
Darcy by character perfectly well. Here consequently was an
inexhaustible subject of discourse. In comparing her recollection
of Pemberly with the minute description which Wickham could give,
and in bestowing her tribute of praise on the character of its late
possessor, she was delighting both him and herself. On being made
acquainted with the present Mr. Darcy's treatment of him, she tried
to remember some of that gentleman's reputed disposition when quite
a lad which might agree with it, and was confident at last that she
recollected having heard Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy formerly spoken of
as a very proud, ill-natured boy.