Chapter 8
At five o'clock the two ladies retired to dress, and at half-past
six Elizabeth was summoned to dinner. To the civil inquiries which
then poured in, and amongst which she had the pleasure of
distinguishing the much superior solicitude of Mr. Bingley's, she
could not make a very favourable answer. Jane was by no means
better. The sisters, on hearing this, repeated three or four times
how much they were grieved, how shocking it was to have a bad cold,
and how excessively they disliked being ill themselves; and then
thought no more of the matter: and their indifference towards Jane
when not immediately before them restored Elizabeth to the
enjoyment of all her former dislike. Their brother, indeed, was the
only one of the party whom she could regard with any complacency.
His anxiety for Jane was evident, and his attentions to herself
most pleasing, and they prevented her feeling herself so much an
intruder as she believed she was considered by the others. She had
very little notice from any but him. Miss Bingley was engrossed by
Mr. Darcy, her sister scarcely less so; and as for Mr. Hurst, by
whom Elizabeth sat, he was an indolent man, who lived only to eat,
drink, and play at cards; who, when he found her to prefer a plain
dish to a ragout, had nothing to say to her. When dinner was over,
she returned directly to Jane, and Miss Bingley began abusing her
as soon as she was out of the room. Her manners were pronounced to
be very bad indeed, a mixture of pride and impertinence; she had no
conversation, no style, no beauty. Mrs. Hurst thought the same, and
added: "She has nothing, in short, to recommend her, but being an
excellent walker. I shall never forget her appearance this morning.
She really looked almost wild."
"She did, indeed, Louisa. I could
hardly keep my countenance. Very nonsensical to come at all! Why
must she be scampering about the country,
because her sister had a cold? Her hair, so untidy, so
blowsy!"
"Yes, and her petticoat; I hope you saw her petticoat, six inches
deep in mud, I am absolutely certain; and the gown which had been
let down to hide it not doing its office." "Your picture may be
very exact, Louisa," said Bingley; "but this was all lost upon me.
I thought Miss Elizabeth Bennet looked remarkably well when she
came into the room this morning. Her dirty petticoat quite escaped
my notice."
"You
observed it, Mr. Darcy, I am sure," said Miss Bingley; "and I am
inclined to think that you would not wish to see your sister make such an exhibition."
"Certainly not." "To walk three miles, or four miles, or five
miles, or whatever it is, above her ankles in dirt, and alone,
quite alone! What could she mean by it? It seems to me to show an
abominable sort of conceited independence, a most country-town
indifference to decorum." "It shows an affection for her sister
that is very pleasing," said Bingley. "I am afraid, Mr. Darcy,"
observed Miss Bingley in a half whisper, "that this adventure has
rather affected your admiration of her fine eyes." "Not at all," he
replied; "they were brightened by the exercise." A short pause
followed this speech, and Mrs. Hurst began again: "I have a
excessive regard for Miss Jane Bennet, she is really a very sweet
girl, and I wish with all my heart she were well settled. But with
such a father and mother, and such low connections, I am afraid
there is no chance of it." "I think I have heard you say that their
uncle is an attorney on Meryton." "Yes; and they have another, who
lives somewhere near Cheapside." "That is capital," added her
sister, and they both laughed heartily.
"If they had uncles enough to fill
all Cheapside," cried Bingley, "it would
not make them one jot less agreeable."
"But it must very materially lessen their chance of marrying men of
any consideration in the world," replied Darcy. To this speech
Bingley made no answer; but his sisters gave it their hearty
assent, and indulged their mirth for some time at the expense of
their dear friend's vulgar relations. With a renewal of tenderness,
however, they returned to her room on leaving the dining-parlour,
and sat with her till summoned to coffee. She was still very
poorly, and Elizabeth would not quit her at all, till late in the
evening, when she had the comfort of seeing her sleep, and when it
seemed to her rather right than pleasant that she should go
downstairs herself. On entering the drawing-room she found the
whole party at loo, and was immediately invited to join them; but
suspecting them to be playing high, she declined it, for the short
time she could stay below, with a book. Mr. Hurst looked at her
with astonishment. "Do you prefer reading to cards?" said he; "that
is rather singular." "Miss Eliza Bennet," said Miss Bingley,
"despises cards. She is a great reader, and has no pleasure in
anything else."
"I deserve neither such praise nor
such censure," cried Elizabeth; "I am not a
great reader, and I have pleasure in many things."
"In nursing your sister I am sure you have pleasure,"said Bingley;
"and I hope it will be soon increased by seeing her quite well."
Elizabeth thanked him from her heart, and then walked towards the
table where a few books were lying. He immediately offered to fetch
her others— all that his library afforded. "And I wish my
collection were larger for your benefit and my own credit; but I am
an idle fellow, and though I have not many, I have more than I ever
looked into." Elizabeth assured him that she could suit herself
perfectly with those in the room. "I am astonished," said Miss
Bingley, "that my father should have left so small a collection of
books. What a delightful library you have at Pemberley, Mr. Darcy!"
"It ought to be good," he replied, "it has been the work of many
generations." "And then you have added so much to it yourself, you
are always buying books." "I cannot comprehend the neglect of a
family library in such days as these."
"Neglect! I am sure you neglect
nothing that can add to the beauties of that noble place. Charles,
when you build your house, I wish it may be
half as delightful as Pemberley."
"I wish it may." "But I would really advise you to make your
purchase in that neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of
model. There is not a finer county in England than Derbyshire."
"With all my heart; I will buy Pemberley itself if Darcy will sell
it." "I am talking of possibilities, Charles." "Upon my word,
Caroline, I should think it more possible to get Pemberley by
purchase than by imitation." Elizabeth was so much caught with what
passed, as to leave her very little attention for her book; and
soon laying it wholly aside, she drew near the card-table, and
stationed herself between Mr. Bingley and his eldest sister, to
observe the game." "Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring?"
said Miss Bingley; "will she be as tall as I am?" "I think she
will. She is now about Miss Elizabeth Bennet's height, or rather
taller." "How I long to see her again! I never met with anybody who
delighted me so much. Such a countenance, such manners! And so
extremely accomplished for her age! Her performance on the
pianoforte is exquisite." "It is amazing to me," said Bingley, "how
young ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they
all are." "All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles, what do
you mean?" "Yes, all of them, I think. They all paint tables, cover
screens, and net purses. I scarcely know anyone who cannot do all
this, and I am sure I never heard a young lady spoken of for the
first time, without being informed that she was very accomplished."
"Your list of the common extent of accomplishments," said Darcy,
"has too much truth. The word is applied to many a woman who
deserves it no otherwise than by netting a purse or covering a
screen. But I am very far from agreeing with you in your estimation
of ladies in general. I cannot boast of knowing more than
half-a-dozen, in the whole range of my acquaintance, that are
really accomplished." "Nor I, I am sure," said Miss Bingley.
"Then," observed Elizabeth, "you must comprehend a great deal in
your idea of an accomplished woman." "Yes, I do comprehend a great
deal in it." "Oh! certainly," cried his faithful assistant, "no one
can be really esteemed accomplished who does not greatly surpass
what is usually met with. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of
music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern languages, to
deserve the word; and besides all this, she must possess a certain
something in her air and manner of walking, the tone of her voice,
her address and expressions, or the word will be but
half-deserved." "All this she must possess," added Darcy, "and to
all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the
improvement of her mind by extensive reading."
"I am no longer surprised at your
knowing only six accomplished women. I
rather wonder now at your knowing any."
"Are you so severe upon your own sex as to doubt the possibility of
all this? "I never saw such a woman. I never saw such capacity, and
taste, and application, and elegance, as you describe united." Mrs.
Hurst and Miss Bingley both cried out against the injustice of her
implied doubt, and were both protesting that they knew many women
who answered this description, when Mr. Hurst called them to order,
with bitter complaints of their inattention to what was going
forward. As all conversation was thereby at an end, Elizabeth soon
afterwards left the room. "Elizabeth Bennet," said Miss Bingley,
when the door was closed on her, "is one of those young ladies who
seek to recommend themselves to the other sex by undervaluing their
own; and with many men, I dare say, it succeeds. But, in my
opinion, it is a paltry device, a very mean art."
"Undoubtedly," replied Darcy, to
whom this remark was chiefly addressed, "there is a meanness in
all the arts which ladies sometimes
condescend to employ for captivation. Whatever bears affinity to
cunning is despicable."
Miss Bingley was not so entirely satisfied with this reply as to
continue the subject. Elizabeth joined them again only to say that
her sister was worse, and that she could not leave her. Bingley
urged Mr. Jones being sent for immediately; while his sisters,
convinced that no country advice could be of any service,
recommended an express to town for one of the most eminent
physicians. This she would not hear of; but she was not so
unwilling to comply with their brother's proposal; and it was
settled that Mr. Jones should be sent for early in the morning, if
Miss Bennet were not decidedly better. Bingley was quite
uncomfortable; his sisters declared that they were miserable: They
solaced their wretchedness, however, by duets after supper, while
he could find no better relief to his feelings than by giving his
housekeeper directions that every attention might be paid to the
sick lady and her sister.