Luckless Bastard
By one p.m., we had a trunkful of bulk spices.
We’d driven to a neighboring town to pick up most of them. More
interesting, twenty miles away, nobody seemed to have heard of
Kilmer. They’d never even driven through.
We stood outside the public library while I
snapped pictures of the building’s exterior with Chance’s phone.
When I thought I’d gotten all the angles, we went inside. I studied
the screen and, sure enough, as the door closed behind us, five
bars lit up on the device, as opposed to the straggly one or two we
got anywhere else in town.
I gave it back. “Can you take some pictures of
the inside and then send the lot to Booke? Do you have his
e-mail?”
“Sure,” he said, and glanced around the interior
as if deciding where to start.
Once he’d gone, I dug my cell out of my pocket.
The librarian glared at me from the desk, so I moved away from the
front door. Somewhere in the middle of History and Philosophy, I
took a look. I had more messages from Jesse, but none from Booke.
First thing, I called Saldana, knowing he was probably here—or
nearly so—by now, depending on what time he’d left Texas. I had
never been so happy to hear a call connect.
He answered on the first ring, his voice warm,
worried, and touched with a Texas drawl. “Corine, are you all
right? Where are you?”
“At the library,” I told him, keeping my voice
low. “It’s the only place my phone works. Things are weird. I’ll
tell you more when you arrive.” I wanted to say I was touched that
he’d drop everything to come looking for me, but I couldn’t find
the words, so I went with a question instead. “Where are you?”
A long silence followed, but background noise
told me he was driving. “I have no idea,” he said at last. “I can’t
find the town. GPS has never heard of it.”
“Booke said there was no reference to Kilmer
anywhere online, either. If you’re totally off course, I suggest
finding a library and looking for archived maps, anything before
1900. If that doesn’t work, go earlier . . . until you find it.
It’s here.” I paused. “Even if the rest of the world seems to have
forgotten about the place. For now, though,” I went on, “look for a
road sign. There should be something posted about the next
town.”
“Yeah. There’s one coming up—looks like Darien.
I’m five miles away.”
“You’re fairly close.” I gave him directions to
the house from the road he was driving on. “We’ll meet you there in
two hours. If you have trouble, text me. If I’m not here, I may not
be able to answer, but I can come looking for you.”
“And vice versa.” I heard the smile in Jesse’s
voice as he rang off.
Then I called Booke. It was so weird that we
couldn’t call out anywhere else. Come to think of it, I hadn’t seen
pay phones anywhere in this godforsaken town.
“I have bad news, good news, and maybe more
bad,” he reported.
“Bad first, then good, please.”
“You sent me a mixture of burnt cat hair, ground
bone dust, powdered stinkweed, and . . . one thing I can’t seem to
isolate. If it’s been transmuted as a result of the spell, I may
never know what it was.”
“The spell or the component?”
“Both,” he said, sounding unhappy. “Right now,
it could be a spell meant to cause genital warts, prevent attacks
from unfriendly spirits, make you grow hair on your back and
develop unpleasant body odor, or summon a demonic cat to
smother—”
“And that’s the bad news?” I figured he could go
on like that for a while. “What’s the good?”
“Well. None of those things has happened,
right?”
Only Booke would ask that, though I did give my
arm-pits a tentative sniff. “Nope.”
“Then the spell might have been interrupted when
you fled the bed-and-breakfast.”
“Great. Finally, something swings our
way.”
“Or . . . ,” he said, hesitant, “it might have
been cast with a timer or trigger.”
“So it could go off like a bomb if we put a foot
wrong.” I rubbed my forehead. I’d never wished harder that I had my
mother’s abilities instead of a relatively worthless and limited
gift like the touch. “That’d be the other bad news, right?”
“Unfortunately, yes. You need someone to cleanse
all your possessions, but I suspect you don’t have anyone handy who
could.”
“Not right here, no.”
I thanked him and rang off. If we were to get a
witch out here, I’d need to visit Area 51—a message board that the
Gifted used to communicate—and ask around. We might be able to use
Chance’s phone to connect to the Net and do it that way, but it
would have to be before closing time. After five p.m., we were on
our own.
Chance found me a few minutes later.
“Anything?”
First I relayed what Booke had told me; then I
borrowed his phone. It took fifteen minutes for me to log into Area
51 and post a request for someone to perform a cleansing. Maybe
we’d get a nibble, maybe not. If nothing else, before we left the
library, we should talk to the handyman again. Mr. McGee might
remember something from years ago, and he looked ornery enough that
he wouldn’t care about keeping other people’s secrets.
“Quick,” I said. “Downstairs. Don’t let the
librarian catch us.”
We ran Mr. McGee to ground in the basement. It
wasn’t hard. He was sitting at a table, listening to an old
transistor radio. To my ears, it sounded like the whispers and
hisses of mechanical failure—no music or words broke the soft,
sibilant hiss.
“What’re you listening to, sir?” Chance spoke
first, politely announcing our presence so we didn’t startle
him.
We came around the other side. I find it
difficult to hold a conversation with someone’s back. In this case,
it didn’t help any. Whether some trick of shadows or light, his
eyes appeared blind, all darkness devoid of iris or pupil. He
turned his face toward us.
The old man said in a vacant voice, “Dead
people.”
If he intended to frighten me, well, it worked.
Icy fingers crept down my spine, and I could imagine I heard ghost
whispers buried in the mechanical static—broken phrases and pleas
for salvation. Now and then, I could almost make out the words. It
felt as though the sound burnt itself into my brain, as if my flesh
fused with the signal. Despite myself, I edged closer to Chance,
who wound an arm around my shoulders.
“Can you understand them?” I asked
quietly.
Mr. McGee tapped his gnarled fingertips against
the table, yellowed nails sounding like chitin-shelled insects
beneath a boot. “Sometimes,” he said at last. “More often than not,
these days. They say you can only hear them if you’re near death
yourself. Can you make out what they’re
saying, missy?”
The question hit me like a fist in the chest. My
lips felt numb. A charged tingle shot up my spine and out the top
of my head. I felt compelled to answer; the truth spilled out of me
like a black ribbon, linked to the awful ink of his eyes.
“Help us.” I mouthed the words, nearly
soundless. “They’re saying, ‘Help us.’”
Chance cut me a sharp look, as if wondering
whether I was playing along, humoring the old bastard. I wished to
hell I was. The infernal chorus had coalesced for me; I heard a
thousand souls moaning in torment, begging for deliverance.
“Ah,” McGee said, nodding. “Ah. Poor pretty
thing.” If he hadn’t been so damn terrifying, I would’ve dismissed
him as nuts and walked away. But I couldn’t seem to move. “I
wondered when y’all would come back,” he went on.
“You knew we’d be back?” Chance asked, lofting a
brow. He didn’t seem afflicted with the same raw horror that
weighted my bones.
“I know everything about this town worth
knowing.”
“Then you know what happened at the Solomon
house,” I said. It wasn’t a question.
He peered at me, seeming surprised for the first
time. “You’re her. The one who got away.
Oh, missy, you ought not to have come back. They’ll do for you this
time for sure.”
Excitement shivered through me. “They, who? I
need names, Mr. McGee.”
But he seemed lost in a fit of dementia. “They
thought I didn’t know. And I didn’t, not for a long while, but I
heard it on the radio. I know. I know—” He began to choke, a
hideous red froth burbling from his tobacco-stained lips.
Chance grabbed for the old man as he fell, and I
ran, screaming, for the stairs. When I got back, Chance had given
up on resuscitation. I stood there, trembling, soothing Butch with
a touch to his head. He scented death in the air and gave a little
whimper. I knew he wanted to leave. So did I.
The basement turned into a confused nightmare of
agitated questions and implications of blame. Two young men from
the funeral home arrived first, followed by the sheriff, and then
the doctor. As they argued, Mr. McGee lay stretched out on the
basement floor, dead as a doornail. He gave off a faint odor
similar to the powder we’d found lining our doorway at the
bed-and-breakfast.
Chance had the guy’s blood all over him. He’d
done his level best to save him, but whatever got him had been
inexorable.
The country doc knelt, gave a cursory look, and
then pulled out a notepad. “John McGee, aged seventy-six.
Apparently suffered a seizure, possibly stroke related. Time of
death”—he checked his watch, an old-fashioned wind-up one—“one
forty-five p.m.”
I could hear the librarian trying to keep order
upstairs. Chance, the sheriff, and a couple of guys from the
funeral home stood watching the doctor complete his rudimentary
exam. To me, it looked like he just poked McGee here and there to
make sure he was deceased.
There were no body bags here. While they wrapped
him in a sheet, I edged closer to the worktable. Expecting to be
caught at any moment, I edged McGee’s old cream and chrome radio
into my bag. Butch yelped a little, which drew their attention back
to me. It didn’t take much to look as though I were restraining
loud, noisy sobs.
The sheriff put me in mind of a basset hound.
Robinson had thinning brown hair, a weathered face with generous
jowls, and a sizable gut on a short, spindly-limbed frame. Our
chance of getting away without trouble seemed slim.
“Let’s go on up,” he said. “I’m going to need to
ask y’all some questions.”
“Yes, sir.” I made my voice meek as I preceded
him up the stairs.
We sat down at a library table near the back.
They hadn’t yet taken us down to the courthouse, but I was pretty
sure they would—in time. Chance told our story concisely, which was
good, because I had a wiggly dog stashed between my knees and
stolen goods hidden in my bag.
Robinson listened without comment, and then he
turned to me. He couldn’t seem to grant Chance as much as a glance
without going green around the gills. Admittedly, my ex did look a
sight, blood-spattered as he was. “I’d like it in your words now,
miss.”
In the background, I heard the librarian shooing
towns-people away. She’d managed to get the doors locked after the
man from the funeral home took the body away. Apparently they
wouldn’t be calling a CSI unit to the scene. Imagine my
surprise.
“We went down to visit with him.” That seemed
nice and innocuous. “I lived here, years ago, and I’ve been paying
respects to folks I knew back then.”
They could verify that part with Miz Ruth, at
least. I hadn’t known Mr. McGee from Adam, but I didn’t see any
point in advertising the fact. It wasn’t like the maintenance man
could contradict me at this point, poor old soul.
“You’re from Kilmer?” The sheriff pushed up the
brim of his hat, eyeing me with bloodshot eyes.
“Yes, sir.” I opened my eyes wide. Older
Southern men were often suckers for respectful manners. Maybe it
would work here, though cops generally hated me on sight—and the
antipathy was mutual. But my twin plaits and lack of makeup
probably made me look younger; another good thing.
“I need your name for the record, honey.”
Nothing like announcing yourself to your
enemies, but I did wish it hadn’t killed Mr. McGee. After this,
nobody would doubt who I was or what I wanted. Chance tensed, and
his hand went to my knee, squeezing, silently begging me to
lie.
I knew why. This was dangerous, dangling myself
as bait. To his mind, I might as well rub sirloin on my bare ass
and run around in the woods yelling, Here I
am.
“Corine Solomon,” I said deliberately, watching
the sheriff’s face.
He wrote it down dutifully in his little
notebook. “Sounds familiar.”
I let that go. If he didn’t know and did some
digging, he’d find out soon enough. “I lived here until I was
eighteen. Now I’m on vacation and catching up with folks I haven’t
seen in a while. It’s such a pretty little town.”
Robinson practically glowed. “That’s surely
true. You just don’t find places like Kilmer anymore.”
Not outside of hell,
anyway. My smile didn’t falter.
“I’m sorry if we broke the rules,” I said
quietly. “Mr. McGee had told us to come see him anytime we
liked.”
Also not true, but again, who would know?
“Did y’all talk about anything that might have
upset him?” Robinson asked, clearly trying to be delicate.
I pretended to think about that. “No, sir. He
was telling us about wanting to start a home repair business, when
he started to choke. I got scared and ran for help. I think Chance
tried to revive him, but he’s not a doctor or anything.” I sounded
ridiculously guileless, but Robinson seemed to be buying it, lock,
stock, and barrel.
“Well, I guess it’s not so unusual for an old
gent like McGee to keel over. I’m sorry you had to see it.” He
patted my forearm. I tried not to tense, but I was terrified he’d
notice the scars on my palms and start looking closer at me in
other regards.
“It was scary,” was all I could think to say. To
my vast relief, he took his hand away and closed his
notebook.
“Here’s how it’s going to have to be,” he told
us. “The doc will check out old Mr. McGee down at the funeral home
in the morning. I’m sure things happened just like you said, but
just in case Doc finds evidence otherwise, I’m going to detain one
of y’all overnight, just to make sure you don’t run off.” He
offered a friendly smile, but it didn’t reach his eyes when he
looked at Chance. “That would surely make fools of us, if y’all got
away with murder.”
That was crap, but I knew Robinson didn’t have
to be polite or reasonable about it. Here, the law operated however
he wanted it to. Hell, even in big cities, they could hold a
suspect for up to twenty-four hours for “questioning.” I wasn’t
sure about these circumstances, but personal rights seemed to be
shrinking all the time. I started to object, but Chance silenced me
with a gesture.
“I don’t mind,” he said quietly. “In the
interest of full cooperation, I can take a night in custody.”
As Sheriff Robinson led Chance away, I had a
cold feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Divide and conquer,
right? I wondered if either of us would last the night.