
XIV

IN A HILARIOUS HALL there were twenty-eight tables
and twenty-eight women and a crowd of smoking men. Valiant noise
was made on a stage at the end of the hall by an orchestra composed
of men who looked as if they had just happened in. Soiled waiters
ran to and fro, swooping down like hawks on the unwary in the
throng; clattering along the aisles with trays covered with
glasses; stumbling over women’s skirts and charging two prices for
everything but beer, all with a swiftness that blurred the view of
the cocoanut palms and dusty monstrosities painted upon the walls
of the room. A bouncer, with an immense load of business upon his
hands, plunged about in the crowd, dragging bashful strangers to
prominent chairs, ordering waiters here and there and quarreling
furiously with men who wanted to sing with the orchestra.
The usual smoke cloud was present, but so dense
that heads and arms seemed entangled in it. The rumble of
conversation was replaced by a roar. Plenteous oaths heaved through
the air. The room rang with the shrill voices of women bubbling
o’er with drink-laughter. The chief element in the music of the
orchestra was speed. The musicians played in intent fury. A woman
was singing and smiling upon the stage, but no one took notice of
her. The rate at which the piano, cornet and violins were going,
seemed to impart wildness to the half-drunken crowd. Beer glasses
were emptied at a gulp and conversation became a rapid chatter. The
smoke eddied and swirled like a shadowy river hurrying toward some
unseen falls. Pete and Maggie entered the hall and took chairs at a
table near the door. The woman who was seated there made an attempt
to occupy Pete’s attention and, failing, went away.
Three weeks had passed since the girl had left
home. The air of spaniel-like dependence had been magnified and
showed its direct effect in the peculiar off-handedness and ease of
Pete’s ways toward her.13
She followed Pete’s eyes with hers, anticipating
with smiles gracious looks from him.
A woman of brilliance and audacity, accompanied by
a mere boy, came into the place and took seats near them.
At once Pete sprang to his feet, his face beaming
with glad surprise.
“By Gawd, there’s Nellie,” he cried.
He went over to the table and held out an eager
hand to the woman.
“Why, hello, Pete, my boy, how are you,” said she,
giving him her fingers.
Maggie took instant note of the woman. She
perceived that her black dress fitted her to perfection. Her linen
collar and cuffs were spotless. Tan gloves were stretched over her
well-shaped hands. A hat of a prevailing fashion perched jauntily
upon her dark hair. She wore no jewelry and was painted with no
apparent paint. She looked clear-eyed through the stares of the
men.
“Sit down, and call your lady-friend over,” she
said cordially to Pete. At his beckoning Maggie came and sat
between Pete and the mere boy.
“I thought yeh were gone away fer good,” began
Pete, at once. “When did yeh git back? How did dat Buff‘lo bus’ness
turn out?”
The woman shrugged her shoulders. “Well, he didn’t
have as many stampsac as he
tried to make out, so I shook him, that’s all.”
“Well, I’m glad teh see yehs back in deh city,”
said Pete, with awkward gallantry.
He and the woman entered into a long conversation,
exchanging reminiscences of days together. Maggie sat still, unable
to formulate an intelligent sentence upon the conversation and
painfully aware of it.
She saw Pete’s eyes sparkle as he gazed upon the
handsome stranger. He listened smilingly to all she said. The woman
was familiar with all his affairs, asked him about mutual friends,
and knew the amount of his salary.
She paid no attention to Maggie, looking toward her
once or twice and apparently seeing the wall beyond.
The mere boy was sulky. In the beginning he had
welcomed with acclamations the additions.
“Let’s all have a drink! What’ll you take, Nell?
And you, Miss what’s-your-name. Have a drink, Mr.___, , you, I
mean.”
He had shown a sprightly desire to do the talking
for the company and tell all about his family. In a loud voice he
declaimed on various topics. He assumed a patronizing air toward
Pete. As Maggie was silent, he paid no attention to her. He made a
great show of lavishing wealth upon the woman of brilliance and
audacity.
“Do keep still, Freddie! You gibber like an ape,
dear,” said the woman to him. She turned away and devoted her
attention to Pete.
“We’ll have many a good time together again,
eh?”
“Sure, Mike,” said Pete, enthusiastic at
once.
“Say,” whispered she, leaning forward, “let’s go
over to Billie’s and have a heluva time.”
“Well, it’s dis way! See?” said Pete. “I got dis
lady frien’ here.”
“Oh, t’hell with her,” argued the woman.
Pete appeared disturbed.
“All right,” said she, nodding her head at him.
“All right for you! We’ll see the next time you ask me to go
anywheres with you.”
Pete squirmed.
“Say,” he said, beseechingly, “come wid me a minit
an’ I’ll tell yer why.”
The woman waved her hand.
“Oh, that’s all right, you needn’t explain, you
know. You wouldn’t come merely because you wouldn’t come, that’s
all there is of it.”
To Pete’s visible distress she turned to the mere
boy, bringing him speedily from a terrific rage. He had been
debating whether it would be the part of a man to pick a quarrel
with Pete, or would he be justified in striking him savagely with
his beer glass without warning. But he recovered himself when the
woman turned to renew her smilings. He beamed upon her with an
expression that was somewhat tipsy and inexpressibly tender.
“Say, shake that Bowery jay,” requested he, in a
loud whisper.
“Freddie, you are so droll,” she replied.
Pete reached forward and touched the woman on the
arm.
“Come out a minit while I tells yeh why I can’t go
wid yer. Yer doin’ me dirt, Nell! I never taut ye’d do me dirt,
Nell. Come on, will yer?” He spoke in tones of injury.
“Why, I don’t see why I should be interested in
your explanations,” said the woman, with a coldness that seemed to
reduce Pete to a pulp.
His eyes pleaded with her. “Come out a minit while
I tells yeh,”
The woman nodded slightly at Maggie and the mere
boy, “Scuse me.”
The mere boy interrupted his loving smile and
turned a shriveling glare upon Pete. His boyish countenance flushed
and he spoke, in a whine, to the woman:
“Oh, I say, Nellie, this ain’t a square deal, you
know. You aren’t goin’ to leave me and go off with that duffer, are
you? I should think—”
“Why, you dear boy, of course I’m not,” cried the
woman, affectionately. She bended over and whispered in his ear. He
smiled again and settled in his chair as if resolved to wait
patiently.
As the woman walked down between the rows of
tables, Pete was at her shoulder talking earnestly, apparently in
explanation. The woman waved her hands with studied airs of
indifference. The doors swung behind them, leaving Maggie and the
mere boy seated at the table.
Maggie was dazed. She could dimly perceive that
something stupendous had happened. She wondered why Pete saw fit to
remonstrate with the woman, pleading for forgiveness with his eyes.
She thought she noted an air of submission about her leoninead Pete.
She was astounded.
The mere boy occupied himself with cock-tails and a
cigar. He was tranquilly silent for half an hour. Then he bestirred
himself and spoke.
“Well,” he said, sighing, “I knew this was the way
it would be.” There was another stillness. The mere boy seemed to
be musing.
“She was pulling m’leg. That’s the whole amount of
it,” he said, suddenly. “It’s a bloomin’ shame the way that girl
does. Why, I’ve spent over two dollars in drinks to-night. And she
goes off with that plug-ugly who looks as if he had been hit in the
face with a coin-dye. ae I
call it rocky treatment for a fellah like me. Here, waiter, bring
me a cock-tail and make it damned strong.”
Maggie made no reply. She was watching the doors.
“It’s a mean piece of business,” complained the mere boy. He
explained to her how amazing it was that anybody should treat him
in such a manner. “But I’ll get square with her, you bet. She won’t
get far ahead of yours truly, you know,” he added, winking. “I’ll
tell her plainly that it was bloomin’ mean business. And she won’t
come it over me with any of her ‘now-Freddie-dears.’ She thinks my
name is Freddie, you know, but of course it ain’t. I always tell
these people some name like that, because if they got onto your
right name they might use it sometime. Understand? Oh, they don’t
fool me much.”
Maggie was paying no attention, being intent upon
the doors. The mere boy relapsed into a period of gloom, during
which he exterminated a number of cock-tails with a determined air,
as if replying defiantly to fate. He occasionally broke forth into
sentences composed of invectives joined together in a long
string.
The girl was still staring at the doors. After a
time the mere boy began to see cobwebs just in front of his nose.
He spurred himself into being agreeable and insisted upon her
having a charlotte-russeaf and a
glass of beer.
“They’s gone,” he remarked, “they’s gone.” He
looked at her through the smoke wreaths. “Shay, lil’ girl, we
mightish well make bes’ of it. You ain’t such bad lookin’ girl,
y‘know. Not half bad. Can’t come up to Nell, though. No, can’t do
it! Well, I should shay not! Nell fine-lookin’ girl! F—i—n—ine. You
look damn bad longsider her, but by y’self ain’t so bad. Have to do
anyhow. Nell gone. O’ny you left. Not half bad, though.”
Maggie stood up.
“I’m going home,” she said.
The mere boy started.
“Eh? What? Home,” he cried, struck with amazement.
“I beg pardon, did hear say home?”
“I’m going home,” she repeated.
“Great Gawd, what hava struck,” demanded the mere
boy of himself, stupefied.
In a semi-comatose state he conducted her on board
an uptown car,ag
ostentatiously paid her fare, leered kindly at her through the rear
window and fell off the steps.