Chapter 11
When the ladies removed after dinner Elizabeth ran
up to her sister, and seeing her well guarded from cold, attended
her into the drawing-room, where she was welcomed by her two
friends with many professions of pleasure; and Elizabeth had never
seen them so agreeable as they were during the hour which passed
before the gentlemen appeared. Their powers of conversation were
considerable. They could describe an entertainment with accuracy,
relate an anecdote with humour, and laugh at their acquaintance
with spirit.
But when the gentlemen entered, Jane was no longer
the first object; Miss Bingley’s eyes were instantly turned towards
Darcy, and she had something to say to him before he had advanced
many steps. He addressed himself directly to Miss Bennet with a
polite congratulation: Mr. Hurst also made her a slight bow, and
said he was “very glad;” but diffuseness and warmth remained for
Bingley’s salutation. He was full of joy and attention. The first
half hour was spent in piling up the fire, lest she should suffer
from the change of room; and she removed, at his desire, to the
other side of the fireplace, that she might be farther from the
door. He then sat down by her, and talked scarcely to any one else.
Elizabeth, at work in the opposite corner, saw it all with great
delight.
When tea was over Mr. Hurst reminded his
sister-in-law of the card-table—but in vain. She had obtained
private intelligence that Mr. Darcy did not wish for cards; and Mr.
Hurst soon found even his open petition rejected. She assured him
that no one intended to play, and the silence of the whole party on
the subject seemed to justify her. Mr. Hurst had, therefore,
nothing to do, but to stretch himself on one of the sofas and go to
sleep. Darcy took up a book: Miss Bingley did the same; and Mrs.
Hurst, principally occupied in playing with her bracelets and
rings, joined now and then in her brother’s conversation with Miss
Bennet.
Miss Bingley’s attention was quite as much engaged
in watching Mr. Darcy’s progress through his book, as in
reading her own; and she was perpetually either making some
enquiry, or looking at his page. She could not win him, however, to
any conversation; he merely answered her question and read on. At
length, quite exhausted by the attempt to be amused with her own
book, which she had only chosen because it was the second volume of
his, she gave a great yawn and said, “How pleasant it is to spend
an evening in this way! I declare, after all, there is no enjoyment
like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a
book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have
not an excellent library.”
No one made any reply. She then yawned again, threw
aside her book, and cast her eyes round the room in quest of some
amusement; when hearing her brother mentioning a ball to Miss
Bennet, she turned suddenly towards him and said,—
“By the by, Charles, are you really serious in
meditating a dance at Netherfield? I would advise you, before you
determine on it, to consult the wishes of the present party; I am
much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball would
be rather a punishment than a pleasure.”
“If you mean Darcy,” cried her brother, “he may go
to bed, if he chooses, before it begins—but as for the ball, it is
quite a settled thing; and as soon as Nicholls has made white
soupt enough
I shall send round my cards.”
“I should like balls infinitely better,” she
replied, “if they were carried on in a different manner; but there
is something insufferably tedious in the usual process of such a
meeting. It would surely be much more rational if conversation
instead of dancing made the order of the day.”
“Much more rational, my dear Caroline, I dare say;
but it would not be near so much like a ball.”
Miss Bingley made no answer; and soon afterwards
got up and walked about the room. Her figure was elegant, and she
walked well; but Darcy, at whom it was all aimed, was still
inflexibly studious. In the desperation of her feelings she
resolved on one effort more; and, turning to Elizabeth,
said,—
“Miss Eliza Bennet, let me persuade you to follow
my example, and take a turn about the room. I assure you it is very
refreshing after sitting so long in one attitude.”
Elizabeth was surprised, but agreed to it
immediately. Miss Bingley succeeded no less in the real object of
her civility: Mr. Darcy looked up. He was as much awake to the
novelty of attention in that quarter as Elizabeth herself could be,
and unconsciously closed his book. He was directly invited to join
their party, but he declined it; observing, that he could imagine
but two motives for their choosing to walk up and down the room
together, with either of which motives his joining them would
interfere. What could he mean? She was dying to know what could be
his meaning—and asked Elizabeth whether she could at all understand
him?
“Not at all,” was her answer; “but, depend upon it,
he means to be severe on us, and our surest way of disappointing
him will be to ask nothing about it.”
Miss Bingley, however, was incapable of
disappointing Mr. Darcy in any thing, and persevered, therefore, in
requiring an explanation of his two motives.
“I have not the smallest objection to explaining
them,” said he, as soon as she allowed him to speak. “You either
choose this method of passing the evening because you are in each
other’s confidence, and have secret affairs to discuss, or because
you are conscious that your figures appear to the greatest
advantage in walking: if the first, I should be completely in your
way; and if the second, I can admire you much better as I sit by
the fire.”
“Oh, shocking!” cried Miss Bingley. “I never heard
any thing so abominable. How shall we punish him for such a
speech?”
“Nothing so easy, if you have but the inclination,”
said Elizabeth. “We can all plague and punish one another. Tease
him—laugh at him. Intimate as you are, you must know how it is to
be done.”
“But upon my honour I do not. I do assure
you that my intimacy has not yet taught me that. Tease
calmness of temper and presence of mind! No, no; I feel he may defy
us there. And as to laughter, we will not expose ourselves, if you
please, by attempting to laugh without a subject. Mr. Darcy may hug
himself.”
“Mr. Darcy is not to be laughed at!” cried
Elizabeth. “That is an uncommon advantage, and uncommon I hope it
will continue, for it would be a great loss to me to have
many such acquaintance. I dearly love a laugh.”
“Miss Bingley,” said he, “has given me credit for
more than can be. The wisest and best of men,—nay, the wisest and
best of their actions,—may be rendered ridiculous by a person whose
first object in life is a joke.”
“Certainly,” replied Elizabeth, “there are such
people, but I hope I am not one of them. I hope I never
ridicule what is wise or good. Follies and nonsense, whims and
inconsistencies, do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them
whenever I can. But these, I suppose, are precisely what you are
without.”
“Perhaps that is not possible for any one. But it
has been the study of my life to avoid those weaknesses which often
expose a strong understanding to ridicule.”
“Such as vanity and pride.”
“Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride—where
there is a real superiority of mind—pride will be always under good
regulation.”
Elizabeth turned away to hide a smile.
“Your examination of Mr. Darcy is over, I presume,”
said Miss Bingley; “and pray what is the result?”
“I am perfectly convinced by it that Mr. Darcy has
no defect. He owns it himself without disguise.”
“No,” said Darcy, “I have made no such pretension.
I have faults enough, but they are not, I hope, of understanding.
My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little
yielding; certainly too little for the convenience of the world. I
cannot forget the follies and vices of others so soon as I ought,
nor their offences against myself. My feelings are not puffed about
with every attempt to move them. My temper would perhaps be called
resentful. My good opinion once lost is lost for ever.”
“That is a failing, indeed!” cried
Elizabeth. “Implacable resentment is a shade in a character.
But you have chosen your fault well. I really cannot laugh
at it. You are safe from me.”
“There is, I believe, in every disposition a
tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even
the best education can overcome.”
“And your defect is a propensity to hate
every body.”
“And yours,” he replied, with a smile, “is wilfully
to misunderstand them.”
“Do let us have a little music,” cried Miss
Bingley, tired of a conversation in which she had no share.
“Louisa, you will not mind my waking Mr. Hurst.”
Her sister made not the smallest objection, and the
piano-forte u was
opened; and Darcy, after a few moments’ recollection, was not sorry
for it. He began to feel the danger of paying Elizabeth too much
attention.