Chapter 8
At five o’clock the two ladies retired to dress,
and at half past six Elizabeth was summoned to dinner. To the civil
enquiries which then poured in, and amongst which she had the
pleasure of distinguishing the much superior solicitude of Mr.
Bingley’s, she could not make a very favourable answer. Jane was by
no means better. The sisters, on hearing this, repeated three or
four times how much they were grieved, how shocking it was to have
a bad cold, and how excessively they disliked being ill themselves;
and then thought no more of the matter: and their indifference
towards Jane, when not immediately before them, restored Elizabeth
to the enjoyment of all her original dislike.
Their brother, indeed, was the only one of the
party whom she could regard with any complacency. His anxiety for
Jane was evident, and his attentions to herself most pleasing; and
they prevented her feeling herself so much an intruder as she
believed she was considered by the others. She had very little
notice from any but him. Miss Bingley was engrossed by Mr. Darcy,
her sister scarcely less so; and as for Mr. Hurst, by whom
Elizabeth sat, he was an indolent man, who lived only to eat,
drink, and play at cards, who, when he found her prefer a plain
dish to a ragout,n had
nothing to say to her.
When dinner was over, she returned directly to
Jane, and Miss Bingley began abusing her as soon as she was out of
the room. Her manners were pronounced to be very bad indeed, —a
mixture of pride and impertinence: she had no conversation, no
style, no taste, no beauty. Mrs. Hurst thought the same, and
added,—
“She has nothing, in short, to recommend her, but
being an excellent walker. I shall never forget her appearance this
morning. She really looked almost wild.”
“She did indeed, Louisa. I could hardly keep my
countenance. Very nonsensical to come at all! Why must she
be scampering about the country, because her sister had a cold? Her
hair so untidy, so blowzy!”
“Yes, and her petticoat; I hope you saw her
petticoat, six inches deep in mud, I am absolutely certain; and the
gown which had been let down to hide it not doing its
office.”
“Your picture may be very exact, Louisa,” said
Bingley; “but this was all lost upon me. I thought Miss Elizabeth
Bennet looked remarkably well when she came into the room this
morning. Her dirty petticoat quite escaped my notice.”
“You observed it, Mr. Darcy, I am sure,”
said Miss Bingley; “and I am inclined to think that you would not
wish to see your sister make such an exhibition.”
“Certainly not.”
“To walk three miles, or four miles, or five miles,
or whatever it is, above her ankles in dirt, and alone, quite
alone! what could she mean by it? It seems to me to show an
abominable sort of conceited independence, a most country-town
indifference to decorum.”
“It shows an affection for her sister that is very
pleasing,” said Bingley.
“I am afraid, Mr. Darcy,” observed Miss Bingley, in
a half whisper, “that this adventure has rather affected your
admiration of her fine eyes.”
“Not at all,” he replied: “they were brightened by
the exercise.” A short pause followed this speech, and Mrs. Hurst
began again,—
“I have an excessive regard for Jane Bennet,—she is
really a very sweet girl,—and I wish with all my heart she were
well settled. But with such a father and mother, and such low
connections, I am afraid there is no chance of it.”
“I think I have heard you say that their uncle is
an attorney in Meryton.”
“Yes; and they have another, who lives somewhere
near Cheapside.”o
“That is capital,” added her sister; and they both
laughed heartily.
“If they had uncles enough to fill all
Cheapside,” cried Bingley, “it would not make them one jot less
agreeable.”
“But it must very materially lessen their chance of
marrying men of any consideration in the world,” replied
Darcy.
To this speech Bingley made no answer; but his
sisters gave it their hearty assent, and indulged their mirth for
some time at the expense of their dear friend’s vulgar
relations.
With a renewal of tenderness, however, they
repaired to her room on leaving the dining-parlour, and sat with
her till summoned to coffee. She was still very poorly, and
Elizabeth would not quit her at all, till late in the evening, when
she had the comfort of seeing her asleep, and when it appeared to
her rather right than pleasant that she should go down stairs
herself. On entering the drawing-room, she found the whole party at
loo,p and
was immediately invited to join them; but suspecting them to be
playing high, she declined it, and making her sister the excuse,
said she would amuse herself, for the short time she could stay
below, with a book. Mr. Hurst looked at her with
astonishment.
“Do you prefer reading to cards?” said he; “that is
rather singular.”
“Miss Eliza Bennet,” said Miss Bingley, “despises
cards. She is a great reader, and has no pleasure in any thing
else.”
“I deserve neither such praise nor such censure,”
cried Elizabeth; “I am not a great reader, and I have
pleasure in many things.”
“In nursing your sister I am sure you have
pleasure,” said Bingley; “and I hope it will soon be increased by
seeing her quite well.”
Elizabeth thanked him from her heart, and then
walked towards a table where a few books were lying. He immediately
offered to fetch her others; all that his library afforded.
“And I wish my collection were larger for your
benefit and my own credit; but I am an idle fellow; and though I
have not many, I have more than I ever look into.”
Elizabeth assured him that she could suit herself
perfectly with those in the room.
“I am astonished,” said Miss Bingley, “that my
father should have left so small a collection of books. What a
delightful library you have at Pemberley, Mr. Darcy!”
“It ought to be good,” he replied: “it has been the
work of many generations.”
“And then you have added so much to it yourself—you
are always buying books.”
“I cannot comprehend the neglect of a family
library in such days as these.”
“Neglect! I am sure you neglect nothing that can
add to the beauties of that noble place. Charles, when you build
your house, I wish it may be half as delightful as
Pemberley.”
“I wish it may.”
“But I would really advise you to make your
purchase in that neighbourhood, and take Pemberley for a kind of
model. There is not a finer county in England than
Derbyshire.”
“With all my heart: I will buy Pemberley itself, if
Darcy will sell it.”
“I am talking of possibilities, Charles.”
“Upon my word, Caroline, I should think it more
possible to get Pemberley by purchase than by imitation.”
Elizabeth was so much caught by what passed, as to
leave her very little attention for her book; and soon laying it
wholly aside, she drew near the card-table, and stationed herself
between Mr. Bingley and his eldest sister, to observe the
game.
“Is Miss Darcy much grown since the spring?” said
Miss Bingley: “will she be as tall as I am?”
“I think she will. She is now about Miss Elizabeth
Bennet’s height, or rather taller.”
“How I long to see her again! I never met with any
body who delighted me so much. Such a countenance, such manners,
and so extremely accomplished for her age. Her performance on the
piano-forte is exquisite.”
“It is amazing to me,” said Bingley, “how young
ladies can have patience to be so very accomplished as they all
are.”
“All young ladies accomplished! My dear Charles,
what do you mean?”
“Yes, all of them, I think. They all paint tables,
cover screens, and net purses.q I
scarcely know any one who cannot do all this; and I am sure I never
heard a young lady spoken of for the first time, without being
informed that she was very accomplished.”
“Your list of the common extent of
accomplishments,” said Darcy, “has too much truth. The word is
applied to many a woman who deserves it no otherwise than by
netting a purse or covering a screen; but I am very far from
agreeing with you in your estimation of ladies in general. I cannot
boast of knowing more than half a dozen in the whole range of my
acquaintance that are really accomplished.”
“Nor I, I am sure,” said Miss Bingley.
“Then,” observed Elizabeth, “you must comprehend a
great deal in your idea of an accomplished woman.”
“Yes; I do comprehend a great deal in it.”
“Oh, certainly,” cried his faithful assistant, “no
one can be really esteemed accomplished, who does not greatly
surpass what is usually met with. A woman must have a thorough
knowledge of music, singing, drawing, dancing, and the modern
languages, to deserve the word; and, besides all this, she must
possess a certain something in her air and manner of walking, the
tone of her voice, her address and expressions, or the word will be
but half deserved.”
“All this she must possess,” added Darcy; “and to
all this she must yet add something more substantial, in the
improvement of her mind by extensive reading.”
“I am no longer surprised at your knowing
only six accomplished women. I rather wonder now at your
knowing any.”
“Are you so severe upon your own sex, as to doubt
the possibility of all this?”
“I never saw such a woman. I never
saw such capacity, and taste, and application, and elegance, as you
describe, united.”
Mrs. Hurst and Miss Bingley both cried out against
the injustice of her implied doubt, and were both protesting that
they knew many women who answered this description, when Mr. Hurst
called them to order, with bitter complaints of their inattention
to what was going forward. As all conversation was thereby at an
end, Elizabeth soon afterwards left the room.
“Eliza Bennet,” said Miss Bingley, when the door
was closed on her, “is one of those young ladies who seek to
recommend themselves to the other sex by undervaluing their own;
and with many men, I dare say, it succeeds: but, in my opinion, it
is a paltry device, a very mean art.”
“Undoubtedly,” replied Darcy, to whom this remark
was chiefly addressed, “there is meanness in all the arts
which ladies sometimes condescend to employ for captivation.
Whatever bears affinity to cunning is despicable.”
Miss Bingley was not so entirely satisfied with
this reply as to continue the subject.
Elizabeth joined them again only to say that her
sister was worse, and that she could not leave her. Bingley urged
Mr. Jones’s being sent for immediately; while his sisters,
convinced that no country advice could be of any service,
recommended an express to town for one of the most eminent
physicians. This she would not hear of; but she was not so
unwilling to comply with their brother’s proposal; and it was
settled that Mr. Jones should be sent for early in the morning, if
Miss Bennet were not decidedly better. Bingley was quite
uncomfortable: his sisters declared that they were miserable. They
solaced their wretchedness, however, by duets after supper, while
he could find no better relief to his feelings than by giving his
housekeeper directions that every possible attention might be paid
to the sick lady and her sister.