Thirty-three
If there was a world record for brevity of time
spent on grooming, I had just broken it. I sped a comb through my
hair while racing downstairs. I was panting when I reached my BMW.
Before jumping into the car, I paused and inspected my appearance
in the window. I straightened my jacket and adjusted my shirt
collar, but all that did not matter. Any outfit that cost an arm
and two legs could speak for itself, whether neatened or not.
My cellular phone rang while I was reversing out of
the gate. It was Charity.
‘Charity, I’m on my way. I’m on my way. I’m just
leaving the house.’
She was relieved.
My sister had rung several times the previous day.
She wanted to make sure I would be there early. She wanted to
remind me to bring my camcorder along. She wanted me to know where
we should all meet up afterwards, just in case we did not get to
see her before she went into the school auditorium for the
matriculation ceremony. This morning, her phone call had woken me
from sleep.
‘Kings, you’re still sleeping!’
‘No . . . I’m awake.’
‘Kings, please wake up and start getting ready. By
the time you get here, the ceremony would have already gone
halfway.’
She obviously did not know the abilities of my
latest BMW 5 Series. Anyhow, my sister had a right to be anxious on
this special day of her life. I had felt the same way on my
graduation day.
I remembered everything about that great event as
if it had happened just yesterday.
My mother spent the evening before supervising the
slaughtering and plucking of three grown chickens, putting the
finishing touches to four adult male shirts and plaiting her
thirteen-year-old daughter’s hair. Yet by the time the rest of us
woke up on my graduation day morning, she was already in the
kitchen and the whole house was consumed with the smell of good
things. While washing the odour of kerosene fumes off her body, my
mother sang the first two stanzas of ‘There Shall Be Showers of
Blessing’ at top volume.
Ordinarily, I would have expected that my mother
would be the one to cry. But from what she said, as soon as I rose
to collect my certificate, her only response was to stand and clap.
My father, on the other hand, sat in his seat and wiped his eyes. I
was the very first of the second generation of university graduates
from the whole Ibe extended family.
After the ceremony, I left the auditorium and went
to meet them at a prearranged location, under the mango tree by the
university health centre. Aunty Dimma was waiting with them. She
had insisted on coming to the school as well, instead of just
turning up at the house later in the day like our other invited
guests. As soon as they saw me approaching, all of them rushed
towards me.
‘Congratulations,’ my father said, shaking my
hand.
‘Congratulations,’ my mother said, giving me a
hug.
‘Congratulations,’ Ola said, placing her hands on
my shoulders and giving me a holy kiss on the cheek.
Ola had worn a smart blue skirt suit which my
mother later told me was too short.
‘Congratulations,’ Charity said, hugging me around
the waist and refusing to let go.
‘Congratulations,’ Godfrey and Eugene said, with
their eyes on the coolers of food that would soon be opened.
‘Mr Chemical Engineer,’ Aunty Dimma said, locking
me inside her arms and pecking my cheek.
We ate. Some people I knew and many people I did
not came round, and my mother dished out some food from the coolers
for them. The total expenditure for the day’s celebration had
seriously head-butted my parents’ budget and broken its two legs,
but they did not mind. My graduation from university was supposed
to be the dawn of a new day in their lives.
Fortunately, things were different this time
around. I had made sure of that. Finances were the last thing my
family had had to worry about while preparing for Charity’s
matriculation.
We would never have found Charity in that crowd.
There were human heads everywhere. After the ceremony, I and my
mother and Aunty Dimma proceeded to the designated meeting place by
the car park and waited. It was not long before Charity joined us.
She and my mother and Aunty Dimma did their hugging routine.
‘Hmm . . . Charity, you’re now a big chick!’ Aunty
Dimma said. ‘You look so beauuuuutiful.’
‘Thank you,’ Charity said and blushed.
In her dark green River Island skirt suit and black
Gucci heels, Charity definitely looked sharp. I had purchased the
top-to-toe outfit specially for this day. No stupid man would ever
jump out of the hedges and turn my sister’s head upside down
because of Gucci.
‘Did you people see me?’ Charity asked.
We had seen her sitting amongst the matriculating
students, but at the end of the ceremony, she had disappeared amid
the sea of tasseled caps.
Eugene could not make it. He had exams coming up
soon and the nine-hour journey from Ibadan would have been too much
of a distraction.
Godfrey eventually arrived. Accompanied by three of
his friends. Dressed like a drug baron. Pierre Cardin shirt
unbuttoned almost to his navel, white Givenchy, silver-capped
shoes, and texturised hair. Two gold chains dangled from his neck,
a gold bracelet danced around his wrist. No wonder he was
constantly running out of pocket money and ringing me to send some
more. Often, I succumbed. I wanted to be as much of a father to him
- to them all - as possible. I wanted to be there for them in ways
that my father had never been there for me. The few clothes I had
in school - the ones that were not gifts from Ola - had come from
the ‘bend-down’ boutiques, where different grades of secondhand
clothing that the people in Europe and America no longer wanted to
wear were displayed on waterproof sheets on the ground and sold. I
made sure that my siblings wore the latest styles and the best
quality.
‘Sorry I’m late,’ Godfrey apologised. ‘Our car had
to keep stopping because one of the passengers had a running
stomach. If I had known, we would have just paid for all the seats
and had a taxi to ourselves. Kings, where are the things you bought
for me?’
‘I wasn’t able to do much shopping on this trip,’ I
said.
‘You didn’t buy the CD?’
‘I really didn’t have the time.’
He frowned.
‘Kings, that CD is the hottest thing right now.
They haven’t yet started selling it in Nigeria so just a few people
have it.’
‘I’m sorry. But don’t worry, I’m travelling again
soon.’
We posed for several photographs. Godfrey put the
camcorder to work and attracted quite a few stares in the process.
For the first time in a very long time, I missed having my father
around. I could perfectly imagine him on a day like this. Proud,
emotional, optimistic. Matriculation was not such a grand event as
graduation from university so my mother had not done any cooking
for today. But Charity had made me promise that I would take her
and her friends out to a fancy restaurant. It was Godfrey who had
given her the suggestion.
Charity went off to find her friends. My cellular
rang. It was Protocol Officer.
‘Kings, Cash Daddy said I should tell you to look
out for him on TV on Monday night. He’s appearing on Tough
Talk.’
‘Oh, really?’
‘He said you should also make sure everyone in the
office watches it. It’s at 10 p.m.’
‘OK, I will.’
I noticed Aunty Dimma staring at me in a funny way,
as if she had been trying to read my lips. As soon as Protocol
Officer hung up, my aunty miraculously found herself by my
side.
‘Kings,’ she said quietly, ‘what are you doing the
Friday after next?’
‘I’m not sure. Why?’
‘I want to invite you to a special programme we’re
having in my church. It’s a one-day deliverance session.’
‘Deliverance from what?’
‘All types. Deliverance from enemies, from your
past . . .’ She paused. ‘Deliverance from demonic influences and
evil spirits.’
‘Ah. Aunty, I just remembered. I don’t think I’ll
be free on that day. I have some things I planned to do.’
‘You can still try and make it. Honestly, it’ll be
worth it.’
I promised her that I would try. I knew that I
would not. Charity returned with her friends. About seventeen of
them.
‘Aren’t they too many?’ Aunty Dimma rebuked Charity
in a red-hot whisper.
‘Aunty,’ I cut in, ‘there’s no problem.’
My pocket was more than equal to the task.