Epilogue
Good mothers know all about patience. They know
about lugging the promise of a baby around for nine whole months,
about the effort of pushing and puffing until a head pops; they
know about being pinned to a spot, wincing as gums make contact
with sore nipples; they know about keeping vigil over a cot all
night, praying that the doctor’s medicine will work; they know that
even when patience seems to be at an end, more is required. Always
more. That is why Augustina could hardly believe that the day had
finally come.
The forty-five minute journey from Umuahia to Aba
felt more like three hours. Throughout, Augustina hummed the first
two stanzas of ‘How Great Thou Art’. All the plants seemed to have
an unusual splendour, despite having leaves caked in Harmattan
dust. A wrinkled man in the owner’s corner of an oncoming V-Boot
winked, mistaking her smile as being directed at him. Augustina
looked away and sighed. If only Paulinus had lived to make the trip
with her. Quickly, she pushed away the greedy thought. Today was
what she had and she was grateful. She could be happy enough for
both of them.
The car veered off the expressway and onto a dirt
road. An okada zoomed past carrying a woman with two toddlers
straddled between her and the driver, and a baby strapped to her
back with an ankara cloth. Augustina was saying a silent prayer for
the baby’s safety when her own head bumped against the Mercedes
S-Class roof. But the second and the third and the fourth potholes
did not catch her unawares. Her arms were already wrapped firmly
around the headrest of the front passenger seat. All this
excitement about democracy. Yet so much was left undone.
At last, they came onto a tarred road. The driver
pulled up at a grand storied building and waited for her to
dismount before going off to park the car. The building was painted
pure white, broad, and tall. Augustina did not need anyone to give
her directions. The signboard on the ground floor was enough. More
than enough. To Augustina, it was everything.
KINGS VENTURES INTERNATIONAL
The large hall was as crowded as an anthill.
Rows and rows of computers, and there was barely sitting space
left. People clicked away at keyboards, clusters giggled around
screens, queues on benches awaited their turns. Friendly notices,
against using Kings Cafe computers to download pornography or to
participate in terrorism, hung beside stern warnings from the
Nigerian Economic and Financial Crimes Commission - official
admonitions proclaiming that customers caught engaging in internet
fraud would be handed over to the police. These EFCC notices were a
symptom of the many changes sweeping across Nigeria.
Recently, a proliferation of internet service and
cable TV providers had brought the rest of the globe a little bit
closer to the man in the street. GSM technology meant that more
people could afford mobile phones, never mind the murderous per
minute cost of calls. The other day, Augustina had actually seen a
pepper seller in Nkwoegwu market laughing loudly into a mobile
phone. There were even rumours of cash machines and shopping malls
coming soon.
Kings Cafes were the largest and most popular
business centres in Aba, Umuahia, and Owerri. In addition to
facilities for browsing the Internet, there was also a section for
private phone booths and another where registered customers could
read national dailies free of charge. All sections were fully
air-conditioned. This main branch in Aba also served as head office
for Kings Ventures International, which was comprised of importing
and exporting of computer equipment and GSM phone supplies.
Most of the Kings Cafe customers came to send
requests to relatives abroad or to chat with lovers in distant
lands. But today, customers who should have been busy making good
use of their hard-earned cyber time had turned away from their
screens, their faces hopeful of a full-blown fight.
The cafe manager was on the brink of exchanging
blows with a young man in plaited hair whose eyes were flashing
murder, and their voices were raised to a frenzied pitch.
Augustina froze in her steps. If only young
people of these days could learn that violence was not the way
forward. Back in her days, young people worked off their excess
energy by climbing trees or digging ridges in the farm, and any
issue that needed resolving was tabled before an elder. As the only
real adult around, Augustina considered intervening. But then, she
did not want to tempt trouble on a beautiful day like this. Any man
who went around with plaited hair must surely be a hooligan; he
could easily despise her grey hairs and knock her to the ground.
Kingsley might be better off leaving this arena to his hot-blooded
customers and relocating his private office to another
building.
Out of nowhere, a magisterial voice boomed.
‘Odinkemmelu, what’s all the hullabaloo
about?’
In the wave of silence that came next, you could
almost hear the swishing of angel’s garments. All eyes in the hall
sought out the sound of the voice. The manager and the man in
plaited hair stopped being barbarian and turned.
Standing an authoritative few paces behind the
squabbling men was Kingsley.
Augustina’s heart pumped with pride. In his cream
linen suit, oxblood shoes, and budding potbelly, her son was as
elegant as a lord. His back was straight, his hands stayed deep
inside his pockets, and his gaze was clear and unflinching. Without
a doubt, Augustina knew that her opara was the man in charge.
‘What’s the problem?’ Kingsley repeated.
‘Chairman, I have try explain for him,’
Odinkemmelu responded quickly. ‘His ticket have expire.’
‘I don’t care what he says,’ the young man howled
through gritted teeth. ‘I want my money back!’
‘Chairman, he is buy the ticket from last
week—’
‘It’s a one-hour ticket. I only used five minutes
out of it.’
‘I am told him that our ticket is expire after
five days. It didn’t matter if he use it or don’t.’
‘Look, if you don’t want trouble—’
Kingsley stared casually as the duet continued,
his face giving nothing away. Augustina remembered her husband and
the way he never exchanged words with house helps. Really, there
was something about being educated that made a man stand out from
the crowd.
Eventually, Kingsley raised the open palm of his
right hand. The two men shut up.
‘Young man, what exactly is the problem?’
Kingsley asked calmly.
The man in plaited hair proceeded to explain. It
was exactly as Odinkemmelu had said, except in more conventional
grammar.
‘It’s all right, it’s all right,’ Kingsley said
while the man was still expressing himself. ‘This time, we’ll let
it pass. But, young man, next time, please be aware that our
tickets expire after five days. Odinkemmelu, give him another
ticket.’
‘Thank you, sir,’ the young man exhaled.
Gradually, the spectators turned back to their
computer screens. This must have been an anticlimax to what had
started out as a great show.
Without moving, Kingsley watched while
Odinkemmelu issued the fresh ticket. Augustina made her way eagerly
towards her son. She reached him as the man in plaited hair
strutted away victoriously with the slice of paper that had his new
log-on code.
‘Mummy!’ Kingsley exclaimed with
excitement.
‘Ma Kingsley, welcome, Ma,’ Odinkemmelu mumbled
with downcast gaze.
Augustina embraced her son. From the corners of
her eyes, she was pleased to note that many customers were glued to
this less brutish show.
‘Kings, I hope I’m not disturbing your work,’ she
said, smiling brightly.
‘Of course not! Come, let me show you
round.’
He took her by the hand. Abruptly, he paused in
his stride and turned, resuming his CEO composure.
‘I don’t want to see this again,’ Kingsley
reprimanded Odinkemmelu quietly, wagging his finger at him. This
kind of scene must be avoided.’
‘Chairman, I am told him before about our ticket.
It’s not a lie. I am told him.’
Odinkemmelu was still a rough diamond. A short
while ago, he had decided that he had exceeded the acceptable age
of being a dependent relative. He wanted to earn an income and help
his parents and siblings in the village. His dream was to open a
provision store, and he had found a kiosk to let on the same street
as Augustina’s tailoring shop. Odinkemmelu approached Kingsley for
the capital at about the same time that Kingsley was facing a
challenge of his own.
The graduate of economics he had employed as
manager of the Kings Cafe’s main branch, Aba, had been caught
doctoring the books. Over a period of weeks, the man had silently
siphoned off several thousands of naira. He vanished into a puff of
smoke the moment his crookedness was discovered. Kingsley was
outraged. Augustina then advised her son.
‘That’s why it’s better to employ relatives,’ she
had said. ‘If they steal or misbehave, you can always trace them to
their homes. No matter how efficient strangers are, they can do
whatever they want to do without fear of being traced.’
Her son had paid heed to her advice. Odinkemmelu
was offered the job. He moved from Umuahia to Kingsley’s house in
Aba and took up his white collar job with zeal. Now, in his yellow
shirt, red trousers, and green tie, Odinkemmelu trembled,
apparently fearful that he had bungled so soon.
‘I’m not saying you did anything wrong,’ Kingsley
said. ‘But one does not scratch open his skin simply because of how
badly he feels an itch. Learn not to overreact. The cost of one
ticket is not worth all the disturbance that man was causing. I
could hear him all the way from my office.’
‘Chairman, am very sorry, sir,’ Odinkemmelu
said.
Kingsley took Augustina on a tour of all four
floors. He showed her the different kinds of equipment for sale and
explained their functions. She shuddered at the heavy price tags.
Her main enjoyment derived from the staff gazing upon her in awe.
The CEO’s mother.
Kingsley then led her into his private office.
Tears sprang to Augustina’s eyes. If only Paulinus had lived to see
the fruits of his labour in their opara.
The office was large and uncluttered, with a
refrigerator in a corner and a wide, mahogany cabinet displaying
several exotic vases and several awards extolling her son’s
financial contributions to different organisations, and a smiling
portrait of Thelma in a gold frame. Not for the first time,
Augustina wondered how her son’s sweetheart could bear the burden
of those enormous breasts on such a petite figure.
But Augustina soon lost interest in the awards
and the photograph. Her eyes and heart had settled on the large
mahogany shelf filled with books. And not just any books. Augustina
recognised many of her husband’s priceless textbooks and smiled.
Really, there was no better legacy a father could bestow on his son
than knowledge as vast as eternity.
‘Your office is lovely,’ she said, a broad grin
on her face. ‘Anyway, you’ve always had good taste. Just like your
father.’
Augustina noticed that her son’s expression did
not acknowledge the compliment. It was probably his way of showing
humility at being compared to such a great man. Kingsley offered
her a seat and sat in the grand leather chair behind the executive
desk.
‘How about the MBA?’ she asked. ‘Have you started
applying?’
‘I just downloaded the forms for the Manchester
Business School today,’ he said, swivelling to the right. ‘I’ll
send them off by tomorrow.’
‘Oh, good! Have you confirmed the fees?’
He swivelled to the left and told her the
amount.
‘Really!’ she exclaimed. ‘That means Imperial
Business School is even cheaper.’
‘Yes, but Manchester is one of the top three in
Europe.’
‘Oh.’ She was quiet. Then, ‘your father would be
very happy if you went to his alma mater.’
Kingsley laughed a brief, staccato laugh.
‘Mummy, the same medicine that is good for the
eyes may not be good for the ears. Daddy studied Engineering, mine
is an MBA.’
Augustina went quiet. She remained quiet.
‘OK,’ Kingsley said at last. ‘If that’s what you
really want, I’ll fill out the application forms to Imperial as
well.’
‘Kings, that would be lovely,’ she said, smiling
brightly. ‘That would be really lovely. Imperial is still a very
good school, no matter what you’re studying.’
The important thing was for people to see that
her son, the CEO of Kings Ventures International, had an MBA from a
foreign university. In Nigeria, foreign degrees carried huge
respect, whether they were from Manchester or Imperial or Peckham.
And now that it seemed as if democracy had indeed come to stay,
hordes from the diaspora were shaking off their phobias and coming
back home, and people with local degrees were becoming more and
more invisible. In the next few years, Augustina was confident that
her son would do well enough to become one of the most respected
entrepreneurs from this part of the world. An MBA from a reputable
foreign school would definitely go a long way in making him stand
out farther from the crowd. And in an economy that was so shaky and
unpredictable, it would also be a good insurance policy to fall
back on, in case business went awry.
A harsh tune pierced the air. Kingsley brought
his phone out of his pocket and looked at the screen. He excused
himself, rose quickly, and strode towards the window at the far end
of the room.
‘Hello Mr Winterbottom,’ he said with quiet
authority.
Augustina lost control of her mouth and
giggled.
‘I was just about to ring you now, but my mother
dropped by and I got busy attending to her.’
That was something Augustina loved about her son:
family always came first.
‘I’ve confirmed that the funds have definitely
been sent to your bank,’ he said, ‘but the delay is from the
brokerage firm. They said they can’t conclude the transfer without
first receiving their commission. That’s their policy.’
He turned from the window and glanced quickly at
her.
Augustina smiled and waved her hand for him to
continue with his conversation. She did not mind; she was not in
any hurry.
‘One per cent. That’s the standard fee on all
transactions.’ He paused. ‘Yes, one per cent of the 420
million.’
He nodded. He nodded again and again.
‘Just let me know as soon as you’ve made the
payment to them, so that I can follow up and make sure there are no
further delays.’
Kingsley returned to his desk, his face aglow
with a gigantic grin.
‘One of my foreign investors,’ he
explained.
Augustina nodded.
Exactly as she had guessed.
Paulinus had always said that their opara’s
brains would someday make him great beyond Nigeria’s shores. This
was only the beginning.