Thirty-seven
Charity had taken the weekend off school for the
special occasion. Her suitor was paying me a courtesy call this
Saturday afternoon. From my bedroom window, I saw that Johnny a.k.a
Nwokeoma was not infected with the ‘African Time’ epidemic. He had
arrived a whole seven minutes before his 2 p.m. appointment. To
make sure that nobody mistook his brand new Honda for a tokunbo,
Johnny had left the protective cellophane wrappings on the seat
covers and on the headrests. Like many people, he would probably
never tear the covers off but leave them to wear out with
time.
My sister rushed outside to welcome him. With fury,
I watched them embrace. I was daring the man to take their body
contact any further when they held hands and sauntered happily into
my house. Charity had him seated comfortably in the living room,
then came upstairs to announce his arrival. I had been pacing up
and down in my bedroom for the past thirty minutes, wondering what
to say to him when he turned up. Still, I allowed an extra forty
minutes to pass before coming downstairs. I did not offer any
apologies for keeping him waiting.
Johnny presented some ‘wine’ to formally initiate
me into his intentions. I received the two bottles of Rémy Martin
cognac and placed them on the stool beside me. Since I was not
particularly desperate for my sister to leave the house, I was not
going to ask for a wineglass and sip from the drink
immediately.
‘I’m delighted to finally meet you,’ he said.
‘Charity holds you in such high regard. Very soon, you’ll meet my
family as well. They’ve all met Charity and they’re also looking
forward to meeting you.’
The man greatly amused me. He was tall, thin, slow,
hairy, with heavy linear eyebrows that looked as if they had been
cut out of a thick rug and pasted onto his face with cheap glue.
Each time he shifted his head, I half-expected the eyebrows to drop
onto the floor. His look was stiff and sluggish, like all his
mannerisms. When he began a five-word sentence, I could have walked
up the flight of stairs, gone to the bathroom in my bedroom, turned
on the tap, washed my hands, turned off the tap, descended the
stairs, sat down, and he would still not have finished
speaking.
But there is some good in everybody: beneath his
burdensome eyebrows, Johnny was quite handsome.
‘I hear you’re a banker,’ I said.
‘Yes, I am,’ he replied as if each word had a
phobia of the next one coming after it. ‘I’m head of operations at
the Standard Trust Bank in Okigwe.’
For a second, I relished the many advantages of
having an in-law who worked in a bank. In our line of business, it
always helped to have a banker on your side.
He went on to say that he had a degree in Business
Administration from the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka. He was
Roman Catholic, his parents were civil servants, and he was
desperately in love with my sister of course. Plus, he was
thirty-four years old!
At that moment, Charity walked in with a tray of
refreshments. The corners of the man’s mouth expanded to his ears
in a smile. He stopped speaking while she adjusted the centre table
and deposited her offering in front of him. He fixed gleaming and
delighted eyes on my sister from the moment she entered the room,
while she was opening the bottle of soft drink, till she twisted
her tiny behind and left. There was a strong possibility that his
eyeballs would have popped out of their sockets if she had not left
when she did.
I felt like bruising his handsome jaw with my
fist.
‘If everything goes according to plan,’ he
continued, ‘we would be married by August.’
He was a British citizen, you see, and had enrolled
at the London School of Economics. The postgraduate course would be
starting in September. He wanted Charity to come along with him as
his wife.
I listened to him broadcasting his well-calculated
plans and thought to myself, what a fool.
He kept talking. His voice started sounding as
annoying as a toddler crying on the plane during an all-night
flight. I stopped listening and started wondering. Finally, I
reached a conclusion. There could only be one reason why my young,
intelligent, beautiful, naive, unassuming, impressionable sister
would want to marry this cradle-snatching slug. He had a British
passport. This Anglo-Nigerian was her ticket to a better world - a
marriage proposal attached to a magic carpet.
The whirring noise in my ears suddenly ceased. The
man had finished his ditty. Out of curiosity - strictly out of
curiosity - I asked him one last question.
‘What about her education? What will happen if she
gets married now and has to leave the country?’
Of course he had that all planned out, too.
‘That’s not a problem. She can transfer to some
schools in London. Or she can just start right from the beginning.
It all depends how long we’ll remain in the UK.’
I nodded. The man was not such a fool, after
all.
‘I plan to go and see your mother in Umuahia by
next week,’ he said.
Because I was opara - and in my father’s absence,
the head of the family - he had come to see me first.
When he was ready to leave, Charity accompanied me
in seeing him off. As his brand new Honda slid out of my gates, she
took my hand in hers and looked up shyly. She was anxious to know
what I thought of her beau.
‘He’s OK,’ I replied as we walked back into the
house. ‘He’s quite OK.’
‘Do you know that he’s a British citizen?’ she
asked, her eyeballs swollen with visions of a magnificent future in
El Dorado.
‘Yes. He told me.’
We sat in the living room, pretended that we had
both forgotten about Johnny, and watched a Nollywood movie about a
girl who was engaged to a boy that she did not know was the child
her mother had abandoned by the riverside twenty-three years ago.
Just as Charity was slotting in Part 4, I invited her into my
bedroom. We sat side by side on the bed.
‘Charity,’ I began, ‘how did you say you met
Johnny?’
‘I met him through a friend at school,’ she began
excitedly, almost out of breath. ‘In fact you even know her.
Thelma.’
Who on earth was Thelma?
‘She was one of those who came with us on my
matriculation day. The one that sat next to you at the
restaurant.’
Ah! The girl whose breasts were as big as if she
were nine months pregnant with twins, who had kept digging her foot
into my calf. And winking each time I looked up, oblivious to
Godfrey slobbering across the table. The only reason why I did not
follow up was because she was not my type and I did not want to
just fool around with my little sister’s friend.
‘Oh, yes. I remember her,’ I said.
‘She’s known Johnny’s people for a very long time
and she says they’re from a good family.’
In other words, his family were neither osu nor
ohu. None of their ancestors had been dedicated as slaves to the
pagan gods of any shrine, none of their ancestors had been slaves
to other families. And so we nwadiala, freeborn, were not forbidden
from marrying amongst them. The first thing my father’s sisters had
wanted to know when I told them about Ola was whether or not she
was osu. But with Johnny, I had other concerns.
‘How long have you known him?’ I asked.
‘We’ve known each other for four months,’ Charity
replied. ‘He’s reeeeally nice.’
She placed an emphasis on the ‘really’, as if to
distinguish between his own and the other types of niceness that
exist. I nodded to show that I understood.
‘Do you like him?’
‘I love him,’ she answered swiftly and
confidently.
I nodded again. Something caught my eyes. Her
matriculation photograph in a silver picture frame on the dresser
beside my bed. She was wearing the mauve gown and cap that she had
hired from the university. She was smiling in a juvenile way that
showed her dazzling white teeth like a crescent moon in the sky.
Charity had eventually misplaced the cap and I had had to pay a
ridiculous amount to the school for its replacement. She told me
that my unrestrained expense at the fancy restaurant had been the
talk of her friends at school for days.
‘Why do you want to get married now?’ I
continued.
She frowned.
‘Because . . . because I’ve met someone I love,’
she answered stupidly.
‘You’re not even up to twenty.’ I did not wait for
her to answer. ‘Charity, there’s no need to make any rash decisions
that you may later regret. Look at you. You’re bright, beautiful,
and you have your whole future ahead of you. Even if you say you
love him, it doesn’t matter. You’ll definitely find another person
that you can also fall in love with. Life goes on and you won’t
die.’
The attentiveness on her face did not alter.
Neither did she look like she was going to cry. I decided it was
safe for me to push ahead.
‘Charity, remember that you don’t have to be as
desperate as so many other girls are. There’s nothing for you to
escape from.’ I paused. ‘Charity, look at me.’
She lifted her gaze and stared into my eyes.
‘Charity, you know I have money. OK? Plenty of it.
Just focus on your studies and forget about a husband for now.
OK?’
She nodded.
‘I have nothing against Johnny,’ I lied. ‘But no
matter how far you want to go . . . if it’s Harvard or Cambridge .
. . there’s no problem. My money can take you there . . . and
you’ll be able to make better choices. Do you hear me?’
Charity sat frozen, so I took her in my arms and
squeezed her tight. She placed her head against my chest and folded
her arms into my embrace.
Right there and then, I realised that Ola was
wrong. My sacrifice was worth it.
‘OK?’
Her head moved up and down against my chest. We
were silent for a while.
‘Charity, do you want to go to London next
summer?’
She looked up at me with awestruck eyes.
‘I’ll arrange a visa for you. We can travel
together.’
She stretched her arms around my torso and hugged
me.
Suddenly, I noticed that the matriculation
photograph in the silver frame on the dresser was starting to swim
in front of me. Then a drop of water tapped my cheek. I had not
realised I was crying.
By two o’clock in the morning, I was still awake. I
got out of bed, went quickly to my dressing table, and flipped open
my wallet. I wavered. After a long glance, I removed the
photograph. That Kingsley whose arms were once wrapped around Ola
at the Mr Bigg’s eatery on Valentine’s Day had been standing guard
in my heart for too long and preventing a successor from taking his
place. It was now time for him to give way. Henceforth, he did not
exist.
Before climbing back into bed, I tore the
photograph into shreds.