* I wouldn’t even be able to describe to you how to get there, as they have no sign, no phone and no hours posted, and have never been rated on any Yelp platform or otherwise, as far as I can tell; not to mention that I had to speak to them in my native Taiwanese dialect, as their English was nonexistent and their Mandarin shaky. But if you want to try, they’re about a five-minute walk from Guting subway station in Taipei.