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Also by Gabe Hudson
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
1: Here Begins the Story of How I Found My True Love
Part I: The Clear Door
2: The First Time I Blast Fire It Happens on Planet Earth, When I Am Just a Little Baby Dragon
3: The First Time I Meet Dr. Terrible, It Happens on Planet Earth
Part II: Crown Day
4: I Try to Get Runcita to Be My Queen for Eggharvest
5: Fribby the Silver Dragon, Plus a Word About the Datahaters Here on Campus
6: Dr. Terrible’s Fiendish Poetry & His Towering Genius
Part III: The Queen Quest
7: The Zap Pad
8: The Heart Is the Highest Law There Is
9: Here Comes Rexro
10: Poof
11: How Dr. Terrible Revealed His Fiendish Evolution Machine at the Televised Press Conference Earlier This Week
12: My Scaly Green Ass Gets Ambushed
13: Thank You for Letting Me Live
14: How Dr. Terrible Broke My Heart, and Then Gave Me My Spaceship Athenos II
15: Now Let Me Get Back to the Main Story I Was Telling You About, in Terms of How This Robot Trenx Is Saying That Dr. Terrible Just Gave Him a New Spaceship Called Athenos III
16: How the Unveiling of Dr. Terrible’s Evolution Machine Led to Dean Floop Executing All Those Cadets Over the Past Couple Days
17: The Dark Fiery Corridor
18: Rexro Goes Full Psycho, Plus What Happens When I Encounter a Mysterious Wormhole
19: Splash, Turns Out My Scaly Green Ass Was Wrong
20: Here in the Underworld, Professor Nog Shows Me My Mortal Forecast
21: Here in the Underworld, Professor Nog Tells Me About My Mother and Father, Both of Whom Died While on Their Fertility Mission to Planet Earth
22: Splash, My Scaly Green Ass Is Back from the Underworld
23: Enter My Secret Weapon, Which Will Help Me Get on with the Business of Having Runcita Lay My Eggs
24: Runcita’s Luscious Scent Makes My Nostrils Flare
25: The Datahaters Will Go on a Robot Killing Spree
26: How Dean Floop Blamed the Recent Deaths of All Those Cadets on Dr. Terrible, Which Resulted in Last Night’s Doctor vs. Dean Ragefest Out on the Campus Quad
27: The Dining Hall
28: The Mutant Has a Surprise in Store for Me
29: Fribby in the Lava Lounge
30: The Institute of Advanced Biokinetics and Neuroanatomy
Part IV: Inside the Belly of the Beast
31: Dr. Terrible’s Scream Operas Are in Full Effect
32: What a Fitting Place for Me to Die, Here in the Belly of the Beast
33: The Mysterious Dragoness with the Thick Tail
34: Sword Play
35: Metheldra the Swordupuncturist
36: That Heartshrinker Sword Is a Miracle
37: Dean Floop’s Hideous Lair
38: Thwack-Thwack
39: Runcita
40: There’s Nothing More Important Than Getting the Right Chick to Lay Your Eggs
41: My Big Heroics
42: The Most Beautiful Toe Claws You Could Ever Hope to See
43: A Cry for Help
44: Flying Over Warwings
45: I Come to Fribby’s Rescue
46: The Warning
47: Prepare to Die
48: Flying the Deadly Skies
49: Fear No Mechanical Creature
50: Where Are We Going?
51: Your Scaly Green Ass Is Already Long Gone from Where You Were Just a Split Second Ago
52: Machine on Machine Crime
53: The Case of the Missing Robot
54: Help Me, Gork, Please Help Me
55: I Think Something Bad Is Going to Happen to Me
56: Tiny Daggers Through My Shrunken Heart
57: The Teleportation
58: Poof
59: Busting Fribby Out of the Evolution Machine
60: A Crack in the Evolution Machine
61: The Evolution Machine Strikes Back
62: The Dungeon
Part V: Earth
63: Poof
64: The Metamorphosis
65: The King
66: The Rose
67: The Full Moon
68: Where Is My Queen?
69: The Scream
70: The Clear Door
71: Back into the Chamber Returning, All My Soul Within Me Burning
72: Runcita
73: The Fog
74: Dean Floop
75: The Firestream
76: The Question
77: The Monster
78: The Ring
79: The Wing
80: Gulp
81: The Sword
82: Dr. Terrible’s Head
83: The Bloody Chamber
84: Slay the Dragon
85: The Mountain
86: Sacrifice
87: Soup
88: Sing
89: The Power of the Red Rose
90: The Poet
91: The Cave
92: The Dragon King
93: The Doomsday Squad
94: The Evolution Machine
95: Will I Be Fiendish Enough?
96: The Prophecy
97: Quest for Miracle
Acknowledgments
A Note About the Author
