TWENTY-FOUR
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“WHAT?” I yelled in disbelief. “What!”
Emilio had managed to rise to his feet, but I
marched up to him, shoved both hands against his chest, and knocked
him back down.
“You sicko!” I screamed. “You get out of here! Get
out of here now, before I grab one these knives and cut your
throat, you fiend! You were going to drown a poor, helpless little
cat! My poor, helpless cat! Get of here right now before I
knock you senseless and drag you to the bathtub and hold your head
underwater and see how you—”
While I was in the midst of my tirade, Emilio
scrambled to his feet. Clutching his jaw, he crushed Ade’s flowers
as he backed out of the kitchen. Everyone who remained was frozen
in place, but poor Héctor and Alfonso looked more dazed than anyone
else. As Josh began explaining the situation to them in Spanish, I
explained in English.
“Good God!” my mother said, shaking her head.
“Well, we simply can’t have him here. Good riddance! What
kind of monster would do that to a cat? And Emilio of all people! I
never would have guessed. Never!” She paused and said, “And to
think that he went to Princeton!”
Digger’s muscular hands began forcefully yanking
seeds from the pumpkin. “Seriously. What a scumbag!”
Robin remained silent but scurried to pick up the
mass of flowers that had fallen to the floor.
I took a deep breath. I couldn’t help but feel that
the gods were conspiring to ruin what was supposed to be Adrianna’s
perfect day. But Inga, I reminded myself, was, after all, safe;
Josh, my Josh, had snatched her from Emilio’s clutches. “Okay,” I
said, “let’s all just calm down. Adrianna is going to lose it if
she finds out that there was an actual fistfight at her wedding. Or
almost at her wedding. Although, I suppose it was more of a
clobbering than anything else.” I grinned at Josh, who winked at
me. I mentally kicked myself for having given Emilio a second
thought.
“Yeah, and I got it all on film!” Nelson whispered
excitedly.
I didn’t have time for Nelson and his obsession
with so-called reality. “Mom, let’s get out of the way and get
upstairs so Adrianna can start on our hair.”
We were on our way to the stairs when I heard my
name called. Turning around, I saw Héctor walking toward me.
“Chloe,” he said in a heavily accented voice.
“Yes? Héctor?” Despite all the time I’d spent
trying to teach myself the language from online sites, my Spanish
was pretty bad. “Mom, I’ll meet you up there.”
Héctor began speaking so rapidly that I couldn’t
even begin to guess what he was trying to tell me. What’s more, I
really had to get upstairs to be with the bride. “I’m sorry, I’m
sorry,” I apologized. “Josh. Go see Josh. He’ll understand. I have
to go.”
My mother and I found Adrianna in front of the
full-length mirror on the inside of the closet door in the guest
room. She was wearing a robe and had her hair bound up in large
rollers.
“My matron of honor! And my solemnizer! Is that
even a word?” Even with a crazy mountain of curlers on her head,
Ade was all glowy and adorable.
With tremendous formality, I announced, “We are
here and at your command. Who’s first?”
“You are, Chloe. Go shower, and I’ll get you
started. And then Bethany.”
By the time our hair was done, it was midafternoon.
Mom’s hair had been parted on the side and flatironed straight. My
highlighted red hair had been slathered in serums and styling
creams to prevent any dreaded frizziness; I now had a gorgeously
soft and smooth mane that Ade had blown dry with a gigantic round
brush that gave me plenty of height at the roots and curl at the
ends. I really needed to practice my blow-drying skills so I could
duplicate this result myself. Ade’s blonde hair fell in soft curls
down her back, and the front was pulled away from her face by the
veil I’d worn while prancing around her apartment. My mother and I
had on our wedding outfits, but Adrianna hadn’t yet put on her
gown.
“I have to go check on your father and make sure he
got out the, uh, well . . . nothing! I’ll be back in time for the
ceremony, Adrianna. Don’t worry!” Mom rushed out of the room.
“I haven’t seen Jack all day, have you?” Ade asked
with a hint of concern. “I hope your dad will appear in time to
walk me down the aisle.”
“He wouldn’t miss it. Not a chance. I’m sure
everything is fine.” I watched while Adrianna did her makeup. “Are
you nervous yet, Ade?” I took some pictures of her with my digital
camera while she peered at herself in the mirror.
“Not at all. Especially because my mother knows she
isn’t allowed to see me until the ceremony. The last person I
wanted to spend time with today was her. I’m just so glad I have
you and your mother with me while I get ready. There! My makeup is
done.” She turned to me, and her eyes lit up. “I think I should put
on my dress.”
We unzipped the white gown from the garment bag,
and I helped Adrianna to step into the dress. When I zipped up the
back, I was quite relieved to find that the fit was perfect. “Let
me look at you.”
I stood in front of my best friend and clasped my
hands to my mouth to stifle my choked gasps. The crisp white
material was fitted over her chest and tied halter-style at the
nape of her neck. Adrianna had altered the dress so that it fell
softly against her belly and accentuated the beautiful shape of her
late-pregnancy body. Gentle gathers of fabric made up the skirt.
Her wedding dress was simple, with no lace or huge bows: just
clean, flowing lines. I felt overwhelmingly happy that Kitty wasn’t
here to make snide comments about Adrianna’s decision to wear
virginal white.
I grabbed a tissue and dabbed my eyes. “You’re
breath-taking, Ade. You really are.” I started maniacally snapping
pictures. I looked at my watch. “It’s getting close. Oh, we almost
forgot the flowers! I’ll go find the bouquets. And then I have to
get all my papers for the ceremony.”
“Okay. I’ll just be here.”
I couldn’t leave Ade by herself. My dad was going
to walk her down the aisle, but she needed a woman to wait with
her. “Don’t worry. I’ll send someone up to sit with you. Give me a
hug.”
“Watch the dress.” Ade shrieked as I leaned in. We
hugged gently, not wanting to crinkle our dresses or ruin our
makeup.
“I’ll see you on the aisle.” I opened the guest
room door and stepped into the hall.
“Oh, screw it. Give me a real hug.” Ade held her
arms out.
I raced to my friend and squeezed her tightly.
“This is it.”