TWENTY-ONE
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ON Friday, the day before the wedding, I awoke to
a scene of devastation. Entering the kitchen in search of coffee, I
stared in horror at the apparent evidence that the explosive force
of a small bomb had hurled cooking implements and food items
everywhere. The bomb had a name: Josh. My boyfriend, in full
cooking mode, was preparing a salmon mousse while simultaneously
parcooking large pieces of meat on the stove top.
“How’s it going, Josh?”
“Good. Good, I think. Thank God your father is
grilling dinner tonight.”
“We’ll see if you thank him later. Dad has the
enthusiasm, if not the skill.”
By braving the wreckage of the kitchen, I managed
to make coffee. As soon as I’d had a cup of it, I got ready to
leave for my parents’ house, where Ade and I were going to spend
the night. Ade had insisted that even though the word
traditional described nothing about the wedding, she still
wanted to spend the night apart from Owen. Furthermore, she was
determined that on Saturday, he wouldn’t see her before the
ceremony.
I packed a bag with almost every one of the
hundreds of beauty-supply items I owned as well as with my digital
camera and with clothes for tonight’s rehearsal and dinner. Later
in the day, I would pick up Adrianna and return to my parents’
house with her.
“Josh, are you going to be able to handle all of
this yourself?” I wrinkled my brow as I watched oil splatter out of
a Dutch oven.
“Trust me, babe,” Josh said with a wink. “I’m in my
element here. I guarantee everyone will be blown away. Besides,
I’ll have help tomorrow. Digger will be there to deal with the
kitchen during the ceremony while I’m standing up there with Owen.
And that Emilio kid’ll be there, too, right? Your mother said he
was going to do whatever we needed.”
Emilio. Yum. I shook all thoughts of that hottie
out of my head. “Okay, then. I’m off. I guess I’ll see you
tonight.”
“Catch you later, hon.” Josh didn’t stop to give me
a hug or a kiss.
I arrived at my parents’ house just as a delivery
truck was pulling in. The chairs, tables, dishes, and glasses were
there right on time. The white tent was fully set up now, too, and
looked incredibly elegant. Things were coming together! Even the
weather was cooperating. Today was quite hot, but the forecast for
tomorrow promised temperatures in the mid to low seventies and,
thank heaven, clear skies.
“Mom?” I called as I entered the living room and
dropped my bags on the couch.
“Chloe? Is that you?” Mom poked her head out of the
kitchen. “We have an emergency.”
Oh, no! By foolishly telling myself that everything
was coming together, I’d jinxed the wedding. Grimly, I asked,
“What’s going on?”
“Come look at this.” My mother’s voice was
shaking.
I followed Mom as she led the way through the house
to the front door and across the lawn to the tent. At the entrance,
she came to a dramatic halt. “This,” she said with disgust,
“is where Adrianna will appear! This is where the bride will
enter! Can you believe it?”
“What the heck are you talking about?”
“Chloe! It’s dismal! And barren! We need plants.
More plants. Lots of greenery! I need you to run down to the
nursery and get . . . plants! Lots of them!” With the frantic air
of someone boldly averting disaster, she gave me directions to the
nursery, which emerged as the one owned by Emilio’s family. “Take
the van. It’s here, fortunately, so that will save you some time.
Charge whatever you get to our account there. And splurge! Go nuts!
I want tons of plants.”
“Mom, the flowers are arriving tomorrow—”
“I know that! But this tent is mammoth, and we’re
not going to have it look empty. Get plants with height! And lots
of blooms! Hanging plants, too! Run!”
My mother was having a floral breakdown.
I was in no mood for an argument. Consequently, I
refrained from challenging her insistence that the tent looked
desolate and was thus in dire need of the help that plants would
provide. Fortunately, the van parked at the end of the driveway was
one of the new ones rather than the old gray rattletrap that had
unhappy associations. Unfortunately, however, the nursery was only
a few miles from the house; I’d have preferred a long respite from
my mother’s frenzy.
Nursery turned out to be a misleading term
for Emilio’s family’s sprawling, impressive garden center, which
had eight large greenhouses and a main building with a
garden-supply store, as well as two or three big outdoor areas
devoted to trees, shrubs, and small plants of all kinds. I found a
wagon and began strolling the aisles of the first greenhouse in
search of plants that would appease my mother—in other words,
horticultural tranquilizers. Knowing my mother as I did, I avoided
anything that would have to be planted in the ground. It would have
been just like Mom to decide that the whole family had to spend the
rest of the day and night digging holes and planting shrubs.
“Chloe?”
I whipped around to see Emilio before me. “Hi,” I
gasped. “I’m looking for plants,” I added stupidly, as if there
were thousands of other reasons for pushing a wagon through a
greenhouse.
“Do you need any help?” Oh, those darn
dimples.
I explained my mother’s instructions, and Emilio
nodded. “Sure. Why don’t you come with me. I can help you.”
Can you ever, Emilio.
He added, somewhat disappointingly, “We’ve got a
bunch of new fall plants in terra-cotta containers.”
Within minutes, we’d made so many selections that
we needed a second cart. “I can’t believe I’ve never been in here
before,” I said as I admired the many healthy plants. “This is a
wonderful nursery.”
“Thanks. Let’s check over here, too. We’ve got tons
of perennials and biennials that are seriously discounted because
it’s the end of the season. They’re in pots. You won’t have to sink
them in the ground. Some of them are in bloom. Not all, but
some.”
“Let’s take a look,” I said. “My mother will have a
fit if I show up with yellow mums like the ones in the
supermarkets.”
I followed Emilio into another greenhouse where,
just as he’d said, there were bargain-priced perennials and
biennials, some flourishing, some rather battered. I browsed the
aisles and stopped in front of a group of low, green plants with
some tired-looking old leaves mixed with bright new growth. I
didn’t have to read the labels to recognize foxglove. Foxglove!
Digitalis! Lots of it, all cheap, all readily available to
absolutely anyone. Oh, and all deadly, of course. Well, so much for
finding out who did and didn’t have a garden. Anyone, including an
apartment dweller, could have bought the plants that were the
source of the poison that killed Francie.
“Emilio? Have you been selling a lot of this
foxglove?”
“Probably not. Most foxgloves bloom in the spring.
They’re not at their best right now. Look at them. But I’m not
sure. I’m not always here at the nursery. Why?” he asked with
curiosity. “Bethany won’t want them. Your mother wants a show. For
the wedding tomorrow. Not something that’ll bloom next year.”
“I know,” I said. “It’s . . . there’s just
something I’m wondering about. Do you think we could find out from
somebody else who works here?”
Emilio had been nowhere near Leo and Francie’s
house on the day of her murder, of course; he couldn’t possibly
have had anything to do with it and was obviously not a suspect.
Even so, I couldn’t bring myself to admit my reason for wanting to
know who’d bought foxglove. I could barely imagine how I’d phrase
my purpose. Well, Emilio, I’m leading a secret life as social
work’s answer to Nancy Drew.
Happily, he didn’t demand an explanation. All he
said was,“Yeah, I guess I could ask my cousins.” Emilio waved to a
young man across the greenhouse who then approached us. Emilio
began speaking rapidly in Spanish. The only word I understood was
the one repeatedly spoken in English: foxglove. The young
man kept nodding his head. Then he smiled at me and left.
“He says that they’ve sold lots of foxglove to lots
of Americans,” Emilio reported with a smile. “I don’t suppose that
helps you.”
“I wouldn’t say it narrows the field, but thanks
anyway.” I’d run out of time to pursue my investigations. I had to
get the plants back to the house, and I had to pick up Ade. “So my
mother said I could just charge all this stuff to her account,” I
said.
“Of course. I’ll write it up.”
Many hundreds of dollars later, Emilio offered to
help me load the plants into the van. As we worked, he said, “I
guess I’ll see you at the wedding tomorrow.”
“Yeah, I hear you and your cousins are going to
help out. That’ll be great.”
“Hey.” Emilio placed a potted sedum in the van and
then posed charmingly with one arm against the sliding door. “I was
wondering if you might want to get together sometime. After the
wedding, of course. I thought I could take you out to dinner.
There’s a new little French restaurant on Exeter Street. In the
Back Bay, near my apartment.”
Oh, God. I wished that my immediate thought were
something other than what it was. I should have been thinking that
there was no way on earth that I’d ever be interested in anyone but
Josh. As it was, all I could think was that this was an adorable,
smart, socially and environmentally conscious guy who worked
regular hours and . . . Hold it! The weirdness between Josh and me
certainly didn’t mean that I should accept Emilio’s offer. Or did
it? No matter what, I couldn’t just keep standing there staring at
him. Mustering up the courage to respond, I said, “I’m flattered. I
really am. But I have a boyfriend. Josh. He’s the one doing all the
cooking tomorrow.”
How could my mother have failed to mention Josh
when she’d asked Emilio to help? A simple statement—“My daughter’s
boyfriend is catering the wedding”—would have been sufficient. When
things got uncomfortable tomorrow, it would be my mother’s
fault.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t know.” Emilio shrugged. “I had
to try. I just got out of a relationship, and I thought I should
take a stab at dating again. Let me know if anything
changes.”
I drove away. I wished that Emilio hadn’t asked me
out, and I wished that I hadn’t hesitated. I exhaled deeply. After
checking my watch, I decided that instead of going directly to my
parents’ house, I should pick up Adrianna on the way. After four
tries, I finally parallel parked the van on Ade’s street. Climbing
the stairs to her apartment, I wondered, as I had many times
before, how a humongous pregnant lady made it up these steps every
day. I let myself in only to be greeted by the unmelodious sound of
Kitty’s voice.
“Is that what you really want to wear tonight? All
right. If you think that’s appropriate, be my guest.”
“Mom! I swear on my baby’s life that if you don’t
shut your—”
“Hello?” I called cheerily, hoping to abate some of
the tension. “Where is the bride-to-be?”
“Chloe. Thank God.” Adrianna emerged from the
bathroom with a major scowl planted on her face. She wore a clingy
yellow top, a white knee-length skirt, and sandals with three-inch
heels. I loved it that Ade hadn’t spent her pregnancy shrouded in
oversized outfits. Her clothes hugged her beautiful curves and
celebrated her pregnancy. In my opinion, Kitty had no reason to
criticize Ade.
“Hello, Chloe.” Kitty’s smile was forced.
“Adrianna, I just think that you could find something less . . .
revealing than that outfit. You are a bride, after all. You could
be less obvious.”
“Less obvious? You mean I’m supposed to make it
less obvious that I got knocked up before I was married?” Adrianna
sounded incredulous. “You think I can hide my pregnancy? You think
I’d want to? Say it, Mom. Just say it! You want to pretend
I’m not pregnant. You want me to play the part of some
virginal bride, right? Well, tough.”
“Adrianna Zane! How dare you!” Kitty had turned an
alarming shade of red. Her lips were tightly pursed.
“How dare I what? How dare I say what you’re
thinking? You hate that I’m pregnant. You hate Owen, and you
probably hate me.” Despite her raised voice, Adrianna looked
remarkably calm for someone who was duking it out with her mother.
“I cannot deal with you right now. I can’t change how you feel and
how you treat me, but I don’t have to put up with it.”
Kitty stood frozen, aghast at her daughter’s brutal
frankness.
“Chloe, I’m packed and ready to go. Mother, you can
let yourself out. I’ll see you tomorrow if you can drag yourself to
the wedding. But I want you to leave right afterward. I don’t want
you around after the wedding, and I don’t want you around when I
give birth. Come on, let’s go.”
I picked up Adrianna’s bags, she carried her
wedding dress, and we bolted. We said nothing until we were seated
in the van.
Ade managed to buckle her seat belt and then took a
look around the plant-packed van. “This is not exactly the
glamorous limo ride I was expecting, but thanks for getting
me.”
“No problem. I thought a limo might be too
pretentious and clichéd. A van packed with greenery hit me as
celebratory without being excessive or trite.”
“Good thinking.”
I did a forty-point turn to get us out of the tight
parking space. “You okay?”
“Yup. I’m quite okay. Actually, I’m fantastic.” Ade
smiled broadly. “I’m ready to get married, Chloe. I’m really ready.
Kitty can suck it!” she cheered.
“That’s my girl!” I yelled happily. “Kitty can suck
it!”