FIFTEEN
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WHEN I got home, I hauled the bag of clothes up to
my apartment and put it in the living room, where it served as a
reminder of what a lovely person my mother was: kind and generous
to her family, her friends, her daughters’ friends, and even to the
strangers at the women’s shelter; considerate to everyone;
respectful of privacy; and, in short, the kind of fine human being
who would return someone’s forgotten cell phone without so much as
thinking of turning it on and exploring its contents. Bad luck for
Robin that it hadn’t been my mother who’d found her phone. I
should’ve been calling the shelter to arrange to drop off the
clothes, but first things first: I turned on Robin’s cell, plopped
down on the couch, and started scrolling through her list of
contacts. Inga settled in next to me and began purring melodiously.
I stroked her with one hand as I tapped through names on the
phone.
One stood out: Leo.
Unless Robin knew Leonardo DiCaprio, I had a strong
suspicion that this Leo was Francie’s husband and not a famous
movie star. Because Leo’s number was still stored on my own caller
ID, it took me all of thirty seconds to confirm that Robin’s Leo
was, in fact, Leo the widower. When had Robin added Leo to her list
of contacts? On the day of the filming? In other words, on the day
of his wife’s murder? Or could Robin have known Leo before the
show?
Leo. Hmm. As I knew from carefully studying
thousands of TV shows, murderers were often spouses or lovers, so
unless Francie had had a lover, Leo should have been the prime
suspect from the beginning. Did the police agree? Did they watch as
much TV as I did? And what about motives? What about love and
money? Maybe Leo had wanted to get rid of Francie because he had a
lover or because he stood to inherit oodles of cash when Francie
died. As to access to digitalis, for all I knew, he had foxglove
growing right in his weed-choked garden. Under other circumstances,
I could have gained access to his yard by trying to sell him a rain
barrel, but as it was, I couldn’t very well call him up and say,
“So sorry your wife died a grisly death, but would you like to
conserve water by recycling rain?”
Still, I could follow him to see whether he did
anything suspicious. Such as? I didn’t know exactly. But there was
nothing wrong with my keeping an open mind. And how hard could it
be to tail someone? I was too wiped out from Adrianna’s shower to
set out on a spying expedition today, but I resolved to pursue the
investigation the next morning.
I checked my messages. There was a brief one from
Josh to ask how the shower had gone. He said that tonight he was
again working late and working an early shift on Sunday, but could
he come by in the late afternoon? I returned his call and left him
a voice mail saying that unless he showed up tomorrow, I was going
to kidnap him from Simmer and, like some sex-starved cave woman,
drag him back here. I was on my way out, I said, to buy a
loincloth, a club, and a bone for my hair, so he’d better watch
out.
Early on Sunday morning, I drove to the warehouse
in Waltham where my parents stored equipment and supplies. They did
most of the landscape design and planning work from home, but the
rest of the company ran out of the second location, which was only
a twenty-minute drive from my place. The deep red building gave the
impression that a tornado had dropped a barn in the middle of
Waltham, and the stacks of hay and the smell of garden manure only
fueled that fantasy. I can’t say that I was a fan of the manure
aroma, but I did love the smell of hay and soil and the sawdust
aroma from Emilio’s lumber. I parked my Saturn in the small parking
lot, let myself into the building through a large red door, and got
the keys to the oldest of the five vehicles used for deliveries, a
beat-up gray Chevy van with seats in the front and all sorts of
shovels, rakes, and hoes in racks on the walls of the rear. The
other two vans were new, as were the two pickup trucks. As I drove
toward Leo’s house, the stick shift gave me a hard time, and I
regretted my choice of the beat-up gray van, which I’d picked
because it was the smallest of the vehicles and would presumably be
the easiest for me to maneuver. As it was, although I’d driven the
gray van a few times before, everything about it felt unfamiliar,
and I hated having to rely on the side-view mirrors. Whoever had
driven it last had left half-empty coffee cups in the holders. With
each passing mile, the trip seemed more and more like the stupidest
idea ever. I was hardly Veronica Mars. But by the time I’d decided
that the whole undertaking was a mistake, I’d passed the Natural
High market and was almost at my destination.
I parked the van a few houses down from Leo’s place
and sank into my seat. Vans used for real surveillance had
equipment such as listening devices rather than gardening
implements, but I had eyes and ears, I reminded myself. Besides,
the old van really did belong to a landscaping company, and if
anyone questioned my presence, the Carter Landscapes logo on the
side of the van and the garden equipment would show that I was who
I said I was. Few landscapers would be working on a Sunday morning,
of course, but I could always claim that a resident had been
stricken with a crisis of environmental conscience and desperately
needed information on rain barrels.
I felt like an idiot sitting there parked on the
street, periodically looking at a clipboard I’d found on the
passenger seat and wrinkling my brow in false concentration as I
read and reread my parents’ pamphlet on their company. An hour
after my stakeout began, Leo finally drove his car out of his
driveway and zoomed to the end of the street. No one else was
visible in Leo’s car, so unless someone was flattened on the floor,
Leo was alone. Following him proved to be nothing like what I’d
seen in movies and on TV, probably because the streets were almost
empty and because he wasn’t going very far: I just stayed a block
behind him and trailed him to a large chain supermarket.
Disappointed that I hadn’t caught Leo pulling over
to burn evidence or stopping to engage in a scandalous love affair,
I debated about whether to get out of the van and follow Leo right
into the supermarket. Feeling disappointed, I decided that the risk
of being seen was just too high, so I stayed in the van and waited
for him to emerge from the market. I consoled myself with the
thought that I couldn’t be missing much: the probability was slight
that he was having a clandestine amorous encounter among the
cabbages, the steaks, or the cartons of milk.
After thirty minutes, I reconsidered: Leo still
hadn’t appeared. Then my hopes rose when I caught sight of a police
cruiser in a side-view mirror. I watched excitedly as it slowly
passed by. Maybe Leo was about to be arrested! Eager to witness the
capture of a murderer, I stuck my head out the window, but the
cruiser moved past the entrance to the store and continued
along.
A few minutes later, Leo exited the supermarket and
pushed a full shopping cart to his car, where he transferred his
shopping bags to the trunk and got into the car. The only vaguely
suspect action he took was to fail to leave his cart in one of the
designated areas, but irresponsibility with regard to shopping
carts obviously didn’t prove him guilty of true crimes. As he
backed out of his parking spot, I started up the van’s engine and
shifted into reverse. Before I’d even put my foot on the gas,
however, I was stopped by the presence of a police cruiser right
behind me. The lights were flashing. Seconds later, that first
cruiser was joined by a second one.
A uniformed officer slowly approached and through
the open window of the van said, “License and registration,
please.”
I smiled brightly at the officer, who looked old
enough to be my great-grandfather. I prayed that my winning grin
would send him away. “Is there a problem?” I asked as I fumbled
through my purse. What was I thinking? Of course there was a
problem! Why else was this cop talking to me? I handed him my
license, shuffled through papers and maps in the glove compartment,
found the registration, and passed it to him. I couldn’t be in that
much trouble since this officer looked so ancient and scrawny that
I had a hard time picturing him chasing down violent, gun-toting
criminals. I could probably knock this man over with one push of my
pinky finger.
Without even examining the registration, he
wrinkled his wrinkles and said, “This vehicle had been reported
stolen.”
Crap.
I hate the kind of robotic pretense at politeness
that’s more offensive than honest rudeness, and that’s what I got.
It took twenty minutes to straighten out the mess, but the officer
did eventually call my parents, who convinced him that I hadn’t
stolen a beat-up van that no one would even dream of stealing.
Giving up on Leo for the day, I left to exchange the supposedly
stolen van for my Saturn. On the way, I called my mother and fed
her an improbable tale about scouting out neighborhoods where
people might be interested in rain barrels.
“You’re not even working this week, Chloe,” my
mother said with exasperation. “You have the week off to help with
the wedding. And the next time you take one of our vans, you’d
better let us know!”
“Promise.” I said. And meant it! I wanted never
again to face the kind of public humiliation I’d just
experienced.
“While I have you on the phone, I had a call from
Robin. She thinks she left her cell phone at our house.”
“She did. I have it.”
“Chloe! Why haven’t you let her know? She is a
producer for a television station, and I’m sure she needs it back.
What is going on with you?”
“Nothing. I’ll call her as soon as I get
home.”
I hung up feeling grumpy and frustrated. While
learning nothing about Leo, I’d pissed off my mother. When I
reached my condo, I dug up Robin’s home number and left her an
apologetic message saying that I had her cell phone and would be
happy to return it anytime. Then I cleaned the apartment and
spiffed myself up for Josh’s arrival. The first half of the day had
stunk, but maybe the evening with my boyfriend would
compensate.