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OKAY, so I fainted. The first voice I heard when I
came to was Marlee’s. “I can’t see right,” she complained.
“Everything is kind of blurry.”
The second voice belonged to the handsome EMT. “You
with us again, Chloe? You’re going to be fine. We’re on our way to
the hospital, but all that happened to you was that you
fainted.”
It was then that I became aware of the siren and of
the sensation of being in a moving vehicle. To my credit, I didn’t
ask where I was. In fact, although the interior of the big
emergency medical service vehicle looked like my idea of the inside
of a space capsule, I knew that I was in an ambulance. “Not me!” I
said. “I never faint.”
Besides his good looks, the EMT had a sense of
humor. He laughed. “Not the type for smelling salts, huh?”
When I tried to sit up, he gently told me to keep
my head down for a while, but I succeeded in looking around and saw
Marlee on the opposite side of the ambulance. She was rubbing her
eyes, and her face looked wet from tears. “What’s wrong with me?”
she asked in a feeble voice. “With us?”
Although she wasn’t addressing me, I answered her.
“Something in the house? Like a gas leak?”
To my surprise, it was Josh who replied. His voice
came from somewhere toward the front of the ambulance. “It’s got to
be the food. I don’t know how, but it has to.” He started reciting
a list of everything he’d bought today: “Lamb, halibut, olives,
arugula, potatoes . . .”
The comforting rumble of Josh’s voice must have
soothed me. Although I didn’t realize it at the time, I showed two
signs of health: practicality and hunger. “I don’t have my
insurance card!” I said in alarm. “It’s in my purse, locked in my
car.” I had the sense to say nothing about my empty stomach. With
one person dead and others ill, this was no time to ask for a
snack. Even so, the thought did cross my mind that the hospital
probably had a cafeteria or at least a vending machine.
As it turned out, Josh had found my keys and
retrieved my purse from my car. Although he grumbled in a sweet way
about women and their purses, I was glad to have my belongings with
me, especially once we were at the emergency room, which was
mercifully uncrowded. By the time we arrived, even my matinee-idol
EMT conceded that my case had low priority, as did the nurses
responsible for deciding which of us had to be seen immediately and
which of us could wait. Although I still felt shaken, I had no
physical symptoms at all. Consequently, I ended up in the waiting
room with Josh, Digger, Robin, and that damned Nelson, who’d
followed the ambulances to the hospital, which was a small one that
I’d never heard of before. Marlee, who’d felt increasingly worse,
had been hustled into the exam area as soon as we’d arrived.
Nelson, camera in hand, was lurking near the entrance. The rest of
us were sitting together. Josh and Digger were, as usual, talking
about food, but not in the way that chefs typically do.
“Dude, it can’t be the food. You know that,” Digger
tried to assure Josh. “All the stuff you cooked would take time to
produce symptoms like this. Food poisoning wouldn’t come on that
fast and kill somebody. You know as well as I do that it takes,
like, six hours at least before you’d get sick. If this was E. coli
or something, none of us would be feeling anything right
now.”
I saw a flash of relief cross Josh’s face. “You’re
right. You’re right. I’m just so freaked out, and I can’t help
feeling like this is my fault somehow. I mean, I fed Francie, and
then she died! I don’t know everything about food poisoning, but I
think there are a few kinds that can produce symptoms in a hour or
two. I wish I had my ServSafe books with me,” Josh said.
“It’s a program,” I informed Robin. “ServSafe
trains kitchen workers in safe food laws, safe practices.”
She spoiled my sense of being in the know by saying
condescendingly, “I already know what ServSafe is, thank you very
much.”
“Josh,” I said, “Marlee was saying that she had
blurred vision. I’ve never heard of that being a symptom of food
poisoning. That’s neurological, isn’t it? Blurred vision?” An
unwelcome thought occurred to me. What if the problem was not food
poisoning, but poisoning? Just poisoning. My stomach clenched in
knots. I hoped the doctor who must now be examining Marlee would
figure out what she had and would inform the rest of us. “Robin,” I
asked, “how are you feeling?”
“Been better, but at least I’m not heaving up
Josh’s food. And you?”
“I’m okay. I’m just shaken up, I think.”
I glanced at the desk, only to spot Nelson leaning
against it. A second later, a nurse noticed him, too, and in an
undertone ordered him to turn off his camera. I couldn’t hear her
words, but her irate expression suggested that she was threatening
fearsome consequences.
I saw Robin smile. “I should hire her.” She rubbed
her stomach. “So, Chloe, talk to me about something. Anything.
Distract me from my screwed-up stomach.”
“Well, I’m going to be performing a wedding
ceremony in a few weeks.”
Robin perked up. “You are? Who are you marrying? I
mean, who are you helping get married? That’s so cool. How can you
do that?”
Although I was a little reluctant to give Robin
credit for a good idea, it did take my mind off the present
nightmare to think about my best friend Adrianna’s wedding to Owen.
“All I did was go online, print out an application from the state,
and fill out a form. It’s called a one-day marriage designation.
The application had to be approved by the governor, except that I
don’t think he has to do it personally. And then I got my
Certificate of Solemnization. So now I can marry Adrianna and
Owen!” That didn’t sound right. Unless I wanted people to think
that I was about to commit bigamy, I’d need to work on my
solemnization-wording skills. “Well, you know what I mean.”
“That is really neat! I didn’t know you could even
do that,” Robin said. “They don’t go to church or anything? They
didn’t want someone more official to preside over their
ceremony?”
“No, neither of them is particularly religious, and
they’re having a smallish wedding. Fifty people or so. And Ade
thought it would be more personal if someone close to both of them
did the ceremony. They’re writing the whole service themselves,
vows and all. Of course, I’ll do my own piece, too, but it’s nice
that they can control what they want in and out of the whole
thing.”
“Chloe?” Josh touched my arm. “They’re ready to see
you and Robin now. Digger is getting checked out already.” Josh’s
phone rang. “Sorry. I have to take this.” When he picked up his
call, I could make out a woman’s voice on the other end. “I can’t
talk now,” he said. “I’ll call you back.” He clicked his cell shut.
“You ready?”
“Who was that?”
Josh waved a hand. “No one. Just work stuff. Oh,
there’s the nurse who wants to see you.” Josh pointed to a fiftyish
woman with a folder in her hand.
The nurse led me into a large room filled with
medical equipment and lined with little curtained exam areas. When
we reached the area assigned to me and she closed the curtains, I
did my best to peek through the cracks to see whether I could see
Marlee or Digger and find out how they were doing. Unfortunately,
the hospital was all too effective in ensuring patient privacy—I
couldn’t see anyone at all—but at least I didn’t hear any panicked
calls for crash carts or loudspeaker announcements of emergency
codes, so I assumed that Marlee and Digger were doing okay.
The nurse took my blood pressure and pulse, and
shoved a thermometer in my mouth.“So, young lady, tell me what’s
going on with you.” I didn’t like the accusatory tone in her voice.
And how was I supposed to answer her with my mouth closed?
I made unintelligible sounds with my lips closed
until she pulled the thermometer out. “I don’t think anything’s
going on with me. But”—I started to whisper—“I was with the woman,
Francie, when she died. I found her on the bathroom floor, and I,
uh, I watched her take her . . . well, her last breath.”
The nurse squinted her eyes at me. “Her last
breath?”
“Yes. I think I’m just unnerved.” At normal volume,
I said, “I’m upset by the experience. Anyone would be! It was not a
peaceful death. She looked like she was in a lot of pain.” I looked
up at the nurse. “She is dead, right? I mean . . . we heard that
Francie was dead.” As if the statement were somehow unclear, I
said, “We heard that she’d died, but . . .”
The sour nurse stared at me before speaking. “Yes,
the woman is dead.” She sat down on a stool with wheels and scooted
next to me. “Tell me about this party you were at.”
“It wasn’t a party. Although it did have a
celebratory feel at one point, I guess.” I briefly explained the
concept of the show and told her about the food that Josh had made.
“The food was really good, though. Well, except for the lamb, which
tasted fine at first. But then later it tasted really bitter and
strange. And that dreadful arugula pesto. Ugh.”
“So the lamb changed taste as the night went on?”
She eyed me suspiciously
“I guess you could put it like that.”
“And what else did you people put into your bodies?
You know, we can’t help you unless we know exactly what’s in your
system, what it was that you took.”
“What I took was gnocchi and a bit of the
lamb, some vegetables.”
“What substances?” She didn’t bother hiding
her exasperation.
“I did not take any drugs! I don’t do drugs! I
barely even drink anymore now that my best friend is pregnant. I’m
supporting her by abstaining from alcohol during her pregnancy. And
all the food was from Natural High.”
“Natural High, my ass,” the wretched nurse
mumbled.
“The market called Natural High.”
I eventually convinced the nurse that no one had
snorted, injected, inhaled, or otherwise taken or
used anything except food, and I was allowed to leave.
Josh was in the waiting room. “Everything okay?” he
asked.
“Yeah. Either I didn’t eat enough of whatever is
making us sick, or it’s just my nerves that were making me queasy.
I’m fine. You look better, too.”
“I am. I feel back to normal now. Well, as normal
as I get,” he teased. He pulled me close for a tight hug. “I guess
they’re keeping Marlee and Digger. I don’t know why exactly. It’s
not clear if they are admitting them or not. They wanted to hook me
up to an IV to rehydrate me, but I told them that was ridiculous.
I’ll drink some water.”
I sighed. “Are you sure? There’s no reason to be
stubborn about this.”
“Look, the last thing I feel like doing is lying
down with a needle stuck in my arm all night. I just want to get
out of here. I swear to you that I’m totally better.”
I didn’t get another chance to try to coerce Josh
back into the exam room, because Robin’s voice began echoing
through the room.
“I am not, I repeat, not a drug addict!”
Robin stormed over to us. “Can you believe this crap? Some idiot
back there kept insisting that I must have taken too many
prescription pills. Like I was mixing uppers with downers instead
of producing a TV show!” She breathed out heavily. “Sorry. I’m just
strung out.” She turned around and yelled, “And not strung
out in a drug-related way!”
“So,” I said slowly, “I guess we’re ready to
go?”
“Yes. Where’s Nelson? Nelson!” Robin barked.
“At your service.” Nelson’s tone was so cheerful
and his expression so smug that the shine radiating from his damp
face and scalp made him appear to be glowing with happiness.
“You need to drive us back to the house so Chloe
can get her car. Chloe, maybe you can clean up the kitchen?”
Maybe you can, I wanted to say. Instead,
having completed a full year of social work school, I said
brightly, “Yes, we’ll all pitch in. Robin, what a great
idea!”