TWENTY-THREE
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THE next morning, I turned over in one of the twin
beds in the guest room and looked at Ade, who was still asleep in
the other bed. The bride-to-be was curled on her side, her mouth
open, drool making its way down her chin. Her hair had tangled
itself into such a Medusa-like mess that I decided to force her
into the shower the second she woke up; if she got a look at
herself in a mirror, she’d start her wedding day by freaking
out.
The ceremony was at four o’clock, and it was
already nine thirty. How had we slept so late? I could hear dishes
clattering downstairs, and I knew that the household must be
bustling with wedding preparations.
Ade snorted and woke herself up. “I’m getting
married today, aren’t I?” she said, stretching her arms.
“That’s the plan.” I got up and sat on the edge of
her bed.
She rubbed her belly. “Baby, how about you move
that elbow off of my bladder, okay? It’s quite annoying.”
“Can I feel?”
Ade nodded. “Go ahead. The baby doesn’t move around
as much now because it’s so squished in there, but you can feel a
knee. Right here.” She placed my hand on the side of her stomach,
and I felt something hard against my hand. “At least I think it’s a
knee. Might be some other body part, but there is definitely
something pushing on my bladder, too.”
“I know this sounds ridiculous, but I cannot
believe that there’s a little person in there. Right there!” I
leaned in and whispered to her stomach. “Baby, it’s Auntie Chloe
here. Please move around so that your mommy doesn’t spend the day
needing to pee. Okay?”
We waited silently, hoping that the baby might
actually respond to the request. Ade shook her head. “Nothing. This
kid isn’t budging. Maybe after I get up and walk around. Help me
up.”
By rolling and pushing, I got Ade out of bed. Then
I walked her to the bathroom and got her into the shower without
giving her the opportunity to see herself in the mirror. “I’ll go
get you some breakfast, okay?”
“That would be great. After that, we should get
started on our hair. That’s top priority, so we don’t run out of
time later.”
“Gotcha.” I tossed on my overpriced but adorable
Juicy hoodie and pants, pulled my hair into a ponytail, and headed
downstairs to the kitchen to see what I could find to feed
Adrianna. With all the wedding food in the house, I wondered
whether there were any breakfast possibilities at all.
Josh was already in the kitchen. With him were the
cousin of Emilio’s I’d met yesterday at the nursery and another
dark-haired guy who looked so much like the first that he had to be
a relative. Both of Josh’s assistants were busy slicing their way
through a mountain of vegetables. Josh himself was buried in the
fridge, pulling out one container after another. “Morning,
beautiful!” he chirped.
“You’re hard at work already, huh?”
“Yup. This is Alfonso and Héctor, Emilio’s cousins,
who are helping me with everything.”
I waved at the two cousins, and both smiled warmly
at me. I was glad that Josh spoke Spanish—or at least spoke what he
called “kitchen Spanish,” enough of the language to communicate his
culinary needs. “I met one of them, Alfonso, when I was picking up
all those plants for my mother, but I didn’t get his name. So
Emilio is here, too, I assume?” Not that I was itching to have Josh
and Emilio in the same room.
“Apparently, but I haven’t run into him yet. He
might be out in the tent helping rearrange the six thousand plants
and setting things up outside.”
I grabbed a box of cereal, a gallon of milk, and
some bowls and spoons and headed back upstairs to deliver breakfast
to the bride.
“Chloe, you’re up. Is Adrianna awake, too?” My
mother stopped me as I was starting up the staircase.
“She’s in the shower. She wants to do our hair as
soon as possible. Sound good? Is everything going all right so
far?”
“Mostly. I had to send Emilio to go pick up the
flowers. The store messed things up. He should be back within an
hour. Other than that, I think we’re on track.”
“Where’s Dad?” By now, my mother must have put him
to work.
“Oh . . . um . . .”
“Dad,” I said. “My father. Your husband. Jack. The
man who burns chicken.”
“Chloe, I know who Jack is. He’s around somewhere.
Don’t worry about him. Just tell me when Adrianna is ready for
me.”
Since Ade was still in the shower, I left the
breakfast supplies on the dresser and made the beds. When I went
back downstairs, Robin and Nelson were quarreling in the living
room. “That film belongs to me, Nelson!” Robin was glaring at her
cameraman. “You weren’t supposed to make a copy of it. The police
were the only ones who should’ve seen it.” Robin’s dark hair was
yanked tightly off her face, and her beady eyes were bulging in
anger.
“The camera belongs to me, and you don’t need the
film anyway,” Nelson shot back. “It’s not like the station is going
to be airing the footage from that day, are they? Josh’s Chefly
Yours episode was scrapped, so who cares?”
“Listen to me,” Robin snarled, “your job is to film
the series. Since you filmed that episode for me, the film was and
is mine, and since that footage obviously isn’t going to become
part of the series, you shouldn’t have a copy.”
“That’s exactly why I have a copy, Ms. Director!
It’s not part of your rip-off show, so I can keep it!” Nelson’s
raised voice was echoing throughout the room.
The last thing Ade needed was to overhear a nasty
argument. “Could you two keep it down, please?” I said
sharply.
“Sorry,” said Robin, looking appropriately ashamed.
“Look, we’d love to film Adrianna while she’s getting ready. Is she
upstairs?”
“I really don’t think she’ll want you up there.” I
certainly didn’t. On inspiration, I said, “Adrianna is a very
private person. She’s thrilled that you’re going to film the
wedding, but she’d rather you focus on food preparation than on . .
. bride preparation. Why don’t you go into the kitchen and tape
Josh while he’s cooking?”
“Perfect! Nelson, let’s go.”
Nelson raised his camera and aimed it at me. I
sighed inwardly but said nothing to him as I led the pair back to
the craziness of the kitchen. A glance told me that Nelson would
practically be filming a crowd scene. Josh and Emilio’s cousins
were still at work, Digger had arrived and was scraping out
pumpkins for the baked pumpkin stew, and my mother was rushing
around pointlessly moving platters from counter to counter and
probably driving Josh bonkers. I just had to get her out of his way
soon. But what really hit was the presence of an uncomfortable
number of people who’d been around on the day of Francie’s murder:
Josh and me, obviously, as well as Digger, Robin, and Nelson. And
Willie and Evan would be here soon, too. How had Adrianna’s wedding
turned into a reunion of homicide suspects?
“Does everyone know each other?” my mother asked.
Without waiting for a response, she began introductions, each of
which included a short bio. “Digger is the executive chef at a
delightful tapas restaurant. He’s going to be Josh’s right-hand man
today.”
Sweat glistened in Digger’s curly hairline. He gave
a gruff “Yo!” to the room as he set a stainless-steel tray on a
counter.
“And Robin.” My mother gestured to the cable-TV
director, who was busy trying to get Nelson to move the camera off
me. “Robin did a splendid piece on gardening a few years ago. She
not only featured our landscaping business but also filmed part of
that show at the nursery owned by Emilio’s family, the one where
these two assistants work.” When Mom pointed at Emilio’s cousins, I
noticed that Héctor was staring intently at Robin.
My mother continued her spiel. “Next is Alfonso,
currently in charge of inventory and ordering at one of my favorite
nurseries. He doesn’t speak English, so thank goodness we have Josh
and Emilio here to translate. Where is Emilio, by the way? He
should’ve been back by now.”
As if on cue, Emilio entered the kitchen. “I’m
here. Sorry that took so long.” He was holding an open box filled
with flowers. I couldn’t wait to get a better look at the flowers.
Ade had ordered deep orange roses for the bouquets. Even from
across the kitchen, I could see how beautiful the color was.
“Oh, good,” my mother said. “Everyone, this is
Emilio. Emilio, this is Robin, Nelson, and Digger. Of course, your
cousins and Chloe you already know.”
When Emilio smiled at me, I did my best to remain
cool as I smiled politely back. I wished Nelson would get that
silly camera off me.
“And this is Josh Driscoll,” my mother said,
pointing to Josh, who finally set down the knife he’d been using to
slice mushrooms.
Josh wiped his hands on his apron. He looked up,
ready to greet Emilio, but all of a sudden, his face
hardened.
Emilio looked momentarily confused and then started
to speak. “Oh. It’s you. We’ve, uh, we’ve actually met
before—”
“That’s right. We have met before, you goddamn
bastard!” Without warning, Josh rammed his way through the mob of
people in the kitchen, reached Emilio, came to an abrupt halt, drew
back a fist, and punched Emilio squarely in the jaw. The first
punch was powerful, but before Emilio had a chance to recover from
the blow, my chef socked him again. Hard. Emilio spun sideways, and
as he fell to the ground, he dropped the flower box and sent the
bouquets and boutonnieres flying everywhere.
I was flabbergasted and furious. “Oh, my God! Josh,
what are you doing?” I reached Josh and grabbed his arm before he
could haul off and hit Emilio again. Somehow, Josh must have
discovered that Emilio had asked me out. Who would have told him?
How on earth had he found out?
“You want to know who this is?” Josh looked at me
with fury in his blue eyes. “This is the asshole I took Inga from.
This is the creep who was going to throw that cat in the
river.”