CHAPTER LXXXIV
Conclusion
It now only remains for me to gather together
a few loose strings, and tie them together in a knot, so that my
work may not become untwisted. Early in July, Henry Grantly and
Grace Crawley were married in the parish church of Plumstead—a
great impropriety, as to which neither Archdeacon Grantly nor Mr.
Crawley could be got to assent for a long time, but which was at
last carried, not simply by a union of Mrs. Grantly and Mrs.
Crawley, nor even by the assistance of Mrs. Arabin, but by the
strong intervention of old Lady Lufton herself. “Of course Miss
Crawley ought to be married from St. Ewold’s vicarage; but when the
furniture has only been half got in, how is it possible?” When Lady
Lufton thus spoke, the archdeacon gave way, and Mr. Crawley hadn’t
a leg to stand upon. Henry Grantly had not an opinion upon the
matter. He told his father that he expected that they would marry
him among them, and that that would be enough for him. As for
Grace, nobody even thought of asking her; and I doubt whether she
would have heard anything about the contest, had not some tidings
of it reached her from her lover. Married they were at
Plumstead—and the breakfast was given with all that luxuriance of
plenty which was so dear to the archdeacon’s mind. Mr. Crawley was
the officiating priest. With his hands dropping before him, folded
humbly, he told the archdeacon—when that Plumstead question had
been finally settled in opposition to his wishes—that he would fain
himself perform the ceremony by which his dearest daughter would be
bound to her marriage duties. “And who else should?” said the
archdeacon. Mr. Crawley muttered that he had not known how far his
reverend brother might have been willing to waive his rights. But
the archdeacon, who was in high good-humour—having just bestowed a
little pony-carriage on his new daughter-in-law—only laughed at
him; and, if the rumour which was handed about the families be
true, the archdeacon, before the interview was over, had poked Mr.
Crawley in the ribs. Mr. Crawley married them; but the archdeacon
assisted—and the dean gave away the bride. The Rev. Charles Grantly
was there also; and as there was, as a matter of course, a cloud of
curates floating in the distance, Henry Grantly was perhaps to be
excused for declaring to his wife, when the pair had escaped, that
surely no couple had ever been so tightly buckled since marriage
had first become a Church ceremony.
Soon after that, Mr. and Mrs. Crawley became
quiet at St. Ewold’s, and, as I think, contented. Her happiness
began very quickly. Though she had been greatly broken by her
troubles, the first sight she had of her husband in his new long
frock-coat went far to restore her, and while he was declaring
himself to be a cock so daubed with mud as to be incapable of
crowing, she was congratulating herself on seeing her husband once
more clothed as became his position. And they were lucky, too, as
regarded the squire’s house; for Mr. Thorne was old, and quiet, and
old-fashioned; and Miss Thorne was older, and though she was not
exactly quiet, she was very old-fashioned indeed. So that there
grew to be a pleasant friendship between Miss Thorne and Mrs.
Crawley.
Johnny Eames, when last I heard of him, was
still a bachelor, and, as I think, likely to remain so. At last he
had utterly thrown over Sir Raffle Buffle, declaring to his friends
that the special duties of private secretaryship were not exactly
to his taste. “You get so sick at the thirteenth private note,” he
said, “that you find yourself unable to carry on the humbug any
farther.” But he did not leave his office. “I’m the head of a room,
you know,” he told Lady Julia De Guest; “and there’s nothing to
trouble me—and a fellow, you know, ought to have something to do.”
Lady Julia told him, with a great deal of energy, that she would
never forgive him if he gave up his office. After that eventful
night when he escaped ignominiously from the house of Lady
Demolines under the protection of the policeman’s lantern, he did
hear more than once from Porchester Terrace, and from allies
employed by the enemy who was there resident. “My cousin, the
serjeant,” proved to be a myth. Johnny found out all about that
Serjeant Runter, who was distantly connected, indeed, with the late
husband of Lady Demolines, but had always persistently declined to
have any intercourse whatever with her ladyship. For the serjeant
was a rising man, and Lady Demolines was not exactly progressing in
the world. Johnny heard nothing from the serjeant; but from
Madalina he got letter after letter. In the first she asked him not
to think too much of the little joke that had occurred. In her
second, she described the vehemence of her love. In her third the
bitterness of her wrath. Her fourth simply invited him to come and
dine in Porchester Terrace. Her fifth was the outpouring of injured
innocence. And then came letters from an attorney. Johnny answered
not a word to any of them, and gradually the letters were
discontinued. Within six months of the receipt of the last, he was
delighted by reading among the marriages in the newspapers a notice
that Peter Bangles, Esq, of the firm Burton and Bangles, wine
merchants, of Hook Court, had been united to Madalina, daughter of
the late Sir Confucius Demolines, at the church of Peter the
Martyr. “Most appropriate,” said Johnny, as he read the notice to
Conway Dalrymple, who was then back from his wedding tour; “for
most assuredly there will now be another Peter the Martyr.”
“I’m not so sure of that,” said Conway, who
had heard something of Mr. Peter Bangles. “There are men who have
strong wills of their own, and strong hands of their own.”
“Poor Madalina!” said Johnny. “If he does
beat her, I hope he will do it tenderly. It may be that a little
bit of it will suit her fevered temperament.”
Before the summer was over Conway Dalrymple
had been married to Clara Van Siever, and by a singular arrangement
of circumstances had married her with the full approval of old Mrs.
Van. Mr. Musselboro—whose name I hope has not been altogether
forgotten, though the part played by him has been subordinate—had
opposed Dalrymple in the efforts made by the artist to get
something out of Broughton’s estate for the benefit of the widow.
From circumstances of which Dalrymple learned the particulars with
the aid of an attorney, it seemed to him that certain facts were
wilfully kept in the dark by Musselboro, and he went with his
complaint to Mrs. Van Siever, declaring that he would bring the
whole affair into court, unless all the workings of the firm were
made clear to him. Mrs. Van was very insolent to him—and even
turned him out of the house. But, nevertheless, she did not allow
Mr. Musselboro to escape. Whoever was to be left in the dark she
did not wish to be there herself—and it began to dawn upon her that
her dear Mr. Musselboro was deceiving her. Then she sent for
Dalrymple, and without a word of apology for her former conduct,
put him upon the right track. As he was pushing his inquiries, and
working heaven and earth for the unfortunate widow—as to whom he
swore daily that when this matter was settled he would never see
her again, so terrible was she to him with her mock affection and
pretended hysterics, and false moralities—he was told one day that
she had gone off with Mr. Musselboro! Mr. Musselboro, finding that
this was the surest plan of obtaining for himself the little
business in Hook Court, married the widow of his late partner, and
is at this moment probably carrying on a law-suit with Mrs. Van.
For the law-suit Conway Dalrymple cared nothing. When the quarrel
had become hot between Mrs. Van and her late myrmidon, Clara fell
into Conway’s hands without opposition; and, let the law-suit go as
it may, there will be enough left of Mrs. Van’s money to make the
house of Mr. and Mrs. Conway Dalrymple very comfortable. The
picture of Jael and Sisera was stitched up without any difficulty,
and I daresay most of my readers will remember it hanging on the
walls of the exhibition.
Before I take my leave of the diocese of
Barchester for ever, which I purpose to do in the succeeding
paragraph, I desire to be allowed to say one word of apology for
myself, in answer to those who have accused me—always without
bitterness, and generally with tenderness—of having forgotten, in
writing of clergymen, the first and most prominent characteristic
of the ordinary English clergyman’s life. I have described many
clergymen, they say, but have spoken of them all as though their
professional duties, their high calling, their daily workings for
the good of those around them, were matters of no moment, either to
me, or in my opinion, to themselves. I would plead, in answer to
this, that my object has been to paint the social and not the
professional lives of clergymen; and that I have been led to do so,
firstly, by a feeling that as no men affect more strongly, by their
own character, the society of those around than do country
clergymen, so, therefore, their social habits have been worth the
labour necessary for painting them; and secondly, by a feeling that
though I, as a novelist, may feel myself entitled to write of
clergymen out of their pulpits, as I may also write of lawyers and
doctors, I have no such liberty to write of them in their pulpits.
When I have done so, if I have done so, I have so far transgressed.
There are those who have told me that I have made all my clergymen
bad, and none good. I must venture to hint to such judges that they
have taught their eyes to love a colouring higher than nature
justifies. We are, most of us, apt to love Raphael’s madonnas
better than Rembrandt’s matrons. But, though we do so, we know that
Rembrandt’s matrons existed; but we have a strong belief that no
such woman as Raphael painted ever did exist. In that he painted,
as he may be surmised to have done, for pious purposes—at least for
Church purposes—Raphael was justified; but had he painted so for
family portraiture he would have been false. Had I written an epic
about clergymen, I would have taken St. Paul for my model; but
describing, as I have endeavoured to do, such clergymen as I see
around me, I could not venture to be transcendental. For myself I
can only say that I shall always be happy to sit, when allowed to
do so, at the table of Archdeacon Grantly, to walk through the High
Street of Barchester arm in arm with Mr. Robarts of Framley, and to
stand alone and shed a tear beneath the modest black stone in the
north transept of the cathedral on which is inscribed the name of
Septimus Harding.
And now, if the reader will allow me to seize
him affectionately by the arm, we will together take our last
farewell of Barset and of the towers of Barchester. I may not
venture to say to him that, in this country, he and I together have
wandered often through the country lanes, and have ridden together
over the too well-wooded fields, or have stood together in the
cathedral nave listening to the peals of the organ, or have
together sat at good men’s tables, or have confronted together the
angry pride of men who were not good. I may not boast that any
beside myself have so realised the place, and the people, and the
facts, as to make such reminiscences possible as those which I
should attempt to evoke by an appeal to perfect fellowship. But to
me Barset has been a real county, and its city a real city, and the
spires and towers have been before my eyes, and the voices of the
people are known to my ears, and the pavement of the city ways are
familiar to my footsteps. To them all I now say farewell. That I
have been induced to wander among them too long by my love of old
friendships, and by the sweetness of old faces, is a fault for
which I may perhaps be more readily forgiven, when I repeat, with
solemnity of assurance, the promise made in my title, that this
shall be the last chronicle of Barset.
THE END