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I frowned. “What?”
Leischneudel, who was still jumpy from the full
court press we’d gotten outside the theater, gaped at Tarr.
“They’ve arrested a real vampire?”
“Actually, about a dozen of ’em.” Tarr chuckled and
gave Leischneudel a friendly little punch in the stomach.
I repressed an irritated sigh. Of course the cops
were arresting unruly vamparazzi. They’d been doing it for the past
two nights.
Annoyed that I’d fallen for another of Tarr’s
juvenile gags, I said, “What a droll wit you have.”
“Hee hee!”
When he tried to pat my cheek, I tried to bite
him.
“Whoa, I think we’ve got a vampire right
here,” Tarr said cheerfully.
“Now, now, children,” Daemon admonished.
“I like a woman with spunk,” said Tarr.
“I only appear spunky,” I said. “Really I’m timid
and vaporous.”
He shrugged. “We could still go out.”
“No, we couldn’t.”
A staff writer for The Exposé, Tarr had been
tagging after Daemon this past week, following him everywhere but
the bathroom; and I gathered this would probably go on for a few
more days. He was, he said, determined to get the real truth about
the man behind the mask, the victim behind the vampire, the cuddly
creature of the night behind the celebrity facade.
Tarr was in his early forties, stocky, and short.
He had a receding hairline, a ruddy complexion, and big teeth. I
found his perpetual grin annoying and somehow sleazy. His unabashed
nosiness, combined with his terrier-like persistence, made it clear
how he’d become a top tabloid reporter. As he told anyone who
failed to flee his presence quickly enough, he had a long résumé of
in-depth feature stories about major Hollywood stars and was on a
first-name basis with half the celebrity parolees in Tinseltown. I
gathered this was his way of saying that Daemon should be flattered
Tarr was covering him.
“To return to the subject . . .” Leischneudel said
to Daemon. “It might be a good idea for you to issue a statement
condemning violence against your fellow actors—and, in particular,
against the ladies in the cast.”
Tarr said, “This is about last night, right?”
“Once again, those razor-sharp journalistic
instincts zero in on the obvious,” Daemon said, starting to apply
base to his face, as he continued creating the dissipatedyet-sexy
appearance of Lord Ruthven.
“Were you hurt?” Tarr said to me.
“It’s nice of you to ask, Al,” I said. “Some
sixteen hours after you got into the limo with my attacker
and Daemon without asking me that.”
Tarr held up his hands as if to proclaim his
innocence. “Hey, they were leaving, and I gotta stick with my boy.
You know that.”
“Must you call me your ‘boy’?” Daemon
said.
I shrewdly sensed that Tarr’s 24/7 companionship
was wearing on the vampire’s nerves. Good. Daemon should have to
work hard for his money, like everyone else. The Exposé was
reputedly paying him thousands for this exhaustive profile. And in
addition to the money, he’d get what he valued most—even more
attention.
“Jeez, everyone’s so touchy tonight.” Tarr shook
his head as he ambled all the way into the room, heading toward a
chair. He paused at the spilled blood. “Hey, what’s this? Did I
miss a little bloodletting?”
I realized in that instant why the little bottles
in the refrigerator contained blood. The Exposé’s crafty
reporter was sticking his nose into every aspect of Daemon’s
existence. The actor had undoubtedly supposed that Tarr would
investigate those bottles. I recalled Daemon saying something, when
he caught me with a bottle a few minutes ago, about his supply
being pilfered. Tarr must have stolen one of the bottles so he
could get its contents analyzed.
I gagged again when I realized that if Daemon had
been thorough enough to anticipate that possibility, then the blood
in the bottles might well be human.
“You’re sure that blood was safe?” I asked
faintly.
Daemon glanced at me in the mirror. “You’ll be
fine. Stop worrying.”
“You had some of that stuff?” Tarr asked in
surprise.
“Quite by accident,” I said. “That’ll teach me to
poke around in a vampire’s fridge.”
Daemon’s gaze returned to his own reflection as he
purred, “But if you’d like to poke around in something else of
mine, I have a few suggestions . . .”
“Oh, give it a rest, would you?” I was tired of him
already tonight—and he hadn’t even fondled me yet.
I turned to leave the room and walked straight into
Daemon’s assistant, Victor, who was rushing through the doorway.
Victor rushed everywhere and seemed to exist in a perpetual state
of semipanic. I found him courteous but fatiguing. An effeminate,
plump, completely bald man in his late thirties, Victor had a
tendency to overreact to everything—which always made me wonder how
he’d wound up working for Daemon, of all people.
When I explained about the bloody carpet and
apologized, Victor had a moment of near hysterics over the stain.
Then he manfully pulled himself together, patted my shoulder, and
told me not to worry about it.
“We can probably save the carpet. And even if we
can’t, I don’t want you to feel bad about it,” Victor said warmly
to me. “It’s only a thing. And people matter more than
things, don’t they? So I just thank God you weren’t hurt when this
happened, Esther.”
“Thanks.”
“How would she have been hurt?” Tarr asked in
puzzlement.
“I don’t want you to beat yourself up over this,”
Victor continued. “I want you to try to put it out of your mind.
You’ve got two performances to do tonight, and the show must go
on.”
I hadn’t actually planned to think about the carpet
ever again, so I was able to assure Victor with all sincerity that
I would refrain from engaging in distracting self-condemnation over
this incident.
“Good for you!” He patted me again, then pulled out
his cell phone. “Now I’m just going to call the dry cleaner and see
if he can deal with this tonight.”
“You know a dry cleaner who works on Saturday
nights?” I asked.
The assistant stage manager knocked on Daemon’s
door. “Forty-five minutes to curtain, people.” When he saw me, he
paused. “How’s the eye, Esther?”
“I’m fine,” I said.
“See? She’s fine,” Tarr said to Leischneudel.
“That’s not the point,” the actor replied.
Daemon ignored us all.
“Come on,” I said to Leischneudel. “Let’s go get
ready for the first show.”
We left the dressing room and walked down the hall.
Victor’s voice, talking urgently on his cell with the dry cleaner,
echoed behind us.
Then I heard Tarr call out, “Hey, Esther!”
I looked over my shoulder and saw him exit Daemon’s
dressing room and come after us. “You and me, we have to
talk!”
“No, we don’t,” I said firmly.
“You’re the only cast member I haven’t interviewed
yet.”
I was aware of that. And given my druthers, I’d
like to keep it that way. “I don’t have anything to say.”
“Oh, come on, I gotta have you in the
article! You’re Jane, the girl Ruthven really loves.”
I blinked and looked at Leischneudel.
“I told you,” the actor said. “It’s what everyone’s
talking about.”
“And those scenes between the two of you are hot,
hot, hot!” Tarr let out a low whistle and waved his hand as
if he’d just burned it. “Everyone wants to know what it’s like to
get initiated by Daemon Ravel.”
“Initiated?”
“Into vampire sex.”
“What?” I blurted. “Are you kidding? I’ve
never—”
“I’m talking about the wedding night, sweetie.”
Tarr added, “You know—in the play?”
“Don’t call me ‘sweetie,’” I snapped. “And
here’s what I can tell you about being ‘initiated.’ I have
absolutely no idea what it’s like to be touched, embraced, or
bitten by Daemon Ravel. I only know how Lord Ruthven does
those things.” I grabbed Tarr’s polyester-blend collar and said
between gritted teeth, “Are we clear now?”
“That’s a cute take, toots,” Tarr said. “But my
readers are going to want a lot more than that.”
“Then they will have to live with the dull ache of
disappointment.” I turned away and headed toward my dressing
room.
“So we’ll talk later, right?” Tarr called after me.
“Maybe over a drink somewhere?”
“You have to admire his persistence,” Leischneudel
said to me.
“No, I don’t.”
He halted outside his dressing room and opened the
door. “If you need help with your dress, you know where I’ll
be.”
I nodded and kept walking. The wardrobe mistress,
who didn’t like anyone but Daemon, rarely helped me. And Mad
Rachel, the actress who shared my dressing room, couldn’t always be
counted on.
As I approached our dressing room, I heard Mad
Rachel’s voice booming forth from the other side of the closed
door, and I realized that this was probably one of those nights
when I would need Leischneudel to lace up my gown.
“Fuck you, you fucking cocksucker!”
I opened the door and entered the room. As
expected, Rachel was on her cell phone.
“No, fuck you, you cocksucking fucker!” she
shrieked.
She was already in costume, having evidently gotten
Fiona, the cranky wardrobe mistress, to help her. Rachel Manning
was about twenty-five, petite, and extremely pretty. She looked
like someone who should be on TV, though the tremendous carrying
power of her voice made her a natural for the stage.
“Go fuck yourself, Eric!” she hurled into her cell
phone.
I was used to this sort of thing after so many
weeks of it; but I had found it disorienting at first to see this
fineboned woman in her demure Regency gown screeching vicious
obscenities into a cell phone.
Rachel lived with her phone glued to her ear. Her
boyfriend, Eric, was usually the person at the other end of the
call, though sometimes she gave him a break and talked to her agent
or her mother. And she seemed physically incapable of lowering her
voice. Whether obscenely angry, as she was now, or just conversing,
Rachel always yammered into the phone with the same wellsupported
volume that she used onstage; she did this no matter how many times
the stage manager or Daemon read her the riot act about it—which
they did often, since her backstage bellowing had disrupted the
performance a few times.
When she saw me enter the room, she turned away
without acknowledging me and shouted into her phone, “I hate
you, Eric, you fucking cocksucker!”
Half the time, she chatted to Eric about minutiae;
the rest of the time, the two of them fought hysterically while
Rachel cursed, at top volume, like a drunken stevedore handicapped
by a sadly limited supply of obscenities.
“Go to hell, you fucker!”
It was already clear what kind of night tonight
would be. Suppressing a sigh, I walked over to the makeup counter
and set down my tote bag.
Rachel looked startled by this. She held the phone
away from her ear for a moment and bellowed at me, “Do you
mind?”
“Huh?”
“This is a private conversation.” Her tone and
facial expression suggested that I had the IQ of chewing gum.
“Private.”
I felt an overwhelming urge to throttle her. But if
I did that, we’d have to cancel the show. And then the vamparazzi
would riot.
So, in the interests of public safety, I mastered
my perfectly understandable impulse to kill Mad Rachel, and said,
“Then you should take it somewhere else. I have to get ready for
the show, and this is my dressing room, too.”
Looking outraged, she complained to Eric, “This
place sucks so bad. I can’t believe what I have to put up
with!”
“Ditto,” I said sourly.
Since the men had private dressing rooms, Rachel
and I, who had disliked each other from the start, had requested
the same consideration. Bill, the bipolar stage manager, had
refused our request. Multiple times. The reasons he gave us varied,
depending on whether he was in a manic or a depressive phase of his
cycle; but the bottom line was that Daemon was a star, and neither
of us was. I had never had a dressing room to myself and wouldn’t
normally have made such a request; but Mad Rachel pushed the limits
of what I could put up with night after night.
“This fucking place!” she bellowed as she stormed
out of our dressing room. “The theater, Eric. That’s
what place!”
Rachel slammed the door so hard the room shook. I
could hear her yakking into her phone for another fifteen seconds,
until she was finally far enough away that the sound of her voice
no longer penetrated the thick walls and closed door of this
dressing room. When merciful silence at last descended, I took a
few deep, steadying breaths, trying to calm myself and start
focusing.
I took off my street clothes and my bra, and I
donned the foundation garments for my costume: white stockings,
pretty garters, and a translucent, strapless, push-up corset that,
being wholly modern, fastened in front. Then I styled my
shoulder-length brown hair into a simple Regency-era topknot, with
loose tendrils framing my face. Ruthven took down Jane’s hair on
their wedding night, so I never used hairspray for this show; I
didn’t want lacquered strands sticking out like porcupine quills in
that scene.
I cleaned off the street makeup I had worn to get
past the tabloid photographers tonight, then started applying my
stage makeup—more heavily than usual, since I needed to make sure
the bruise around my eye wouldn’t show up under powerful stage
lights. Because I was dressing a little later than usual tonight, I
started doing my breathing exercises and vocal warm-up while
applying my makeup, so that I could deliver my dialogue without
stumbling over words, straining my voice, or failing to be heard by
half the audience. When my face was done, I gave it a generous
dusting of powder, and then I moved to the center of the room and
started doing my stretches and physical warm-up exercises. The
corset wasn’t ideal garb for that, but since I wore it the whole
time I was onstage, I preferred to wear it while preparing,
too.
Then I pulled on Jane’s gown, careful not to let it
muss my hair or smear my face, and settled it into place over my
body. It was a plain white gown, high-waisted, with a blue sash.
Jane wore it for the whole play, not even changing for her wedding
day; since her brother was deathly ill at the time of her nuptials,
Jane got married quietly in a private service, without fanfare or
festivities. I finished dressing by adding Jane’s jewelry to my
ensemble: a broach and a pair of earrings.
Preferring to avoid Mad Rachel when she returned to
give her face and hair a final touch-up, I left my dressing room
and went down the hall to Leischneudel’s room, which I entered
after a brief knock on the door. He was still working on his
makeup, so I did some more warm-up exercises while waiting for him
to finish that and then lace up my gown.
Glancing at me in the mirror, he said, “Good job
with the eye. I don’t think the bruise will show up at all.”
I paused to say, “Good,” then returned to breathing
and vocalizing while I repeatedly bent over, stretched, and rolled
up slowly, warming up my spine—and ignoring the way the wires of my
push-up corset poked and squeezed me.
After a few minutes, Leischneudel asked, “Any word
yet on when Thack is coming to see the show?”
I decided I was prepared enough, and I slumped into
a chair. “No.”
He winced at my dispirited tone. “Sorry I asked.”
Leischneudel’s agent was quitting the business, and I had promised
to introduce him to mine, Thackeray Shackleton (not his real name,
I suspected—but then, doesn’t everyone come to the Big Apple to
reinvent himself?).
“Six weeks we’ve been running,” I said, “and Thack
still hasn’t come, and still prevaricates when I ask what night to
hold a seat for him. In fact, this week, he hasn’t even returned my
calls.” I sighed and leaned back, staring at the ceiling.
Knowing what I was thinking, Leischneudel said,
“He’s not planning to dump you.”
“Of course he is,” I said morosely. “What else
would explain this? Thack is conscientious. He always watches his
clients working. It’s part of his job, and he takes it
seriously.”
“Maybe he’s really busy and just hasn’t had
time—”
“Six weeks, Leischneudel! Something’s wrong.
We’re closing in two weeks, I don’t have another job lined up, I
haven’t had an audition for anything . . . He’s barely even spoken
to me since I got this part!”
“You got this part,” he pointed out, “and
your reviews are excellent.”
“When they bother to mention me,” I grumbled.
This show was a vehicle for Daemon; the reviews
mostly focused on him. After that, Leischneudel got the most
attention, since the male roles were better developed than the
female roles in The Vampyre—following the pattern of
Polidori’s story.
Leischneudel persisted in his doomed effort to
cheer me up. “And you were great in that episode of The Dirty
Thirty that aired a few weeks ago. Didn’t you tell me Thack
said so, too?”
“He didn’t say ‘great.’ He said I ‘did very well.’
Talk about being damned with faint praise.”
“Esther.”
“Besides, the size of my role in D-Thirty
got reduced after Nolan’s heart attack, so it wasn’t as good a part
as we’d originally thought it would be.”
The paycheck had been as much money as originally
expected, though, thank God. In addition to the usual bills, I’d
had to replace my bed and paint my bedroom after my mattress had
spontaneously burst into flames one night in August. While I was
on the bed. With Lopez.
There’s nothing like unexpected conflagration to
ruin a moment of passion.
At the time, I thought the spontaneous combustion
of my bed was an attack on me by an evil sorcerer in Harlem. Since
then, though, I’d begun to suspect ...
Don’t think about Lopez, I reminded myself.
Don’t.
I welcomed Leischneudel’s intrusion on that
distracting train of thought when he said, “It was still a good
role, Esther.”
“Yeah, but . . .” I shrugged.
The Dirty Thirty was the latest spin-off
series in the Crime and Punishment empire of prestigious
police television dramas. I’d been cast in a meaty guest role for
one episode. My scenes were all with Michael Nolan, one of the lead
actors on the show, and he’d had a heart attack while filming the
episode. Nolan wouldn’t be able to work for quite some time, and
when they wrote his character out of the remaining scenes of that
episode, they wound up writing me out, too. So my character had
less screen time than I’d hoped.
On the other hand, this was at least better than
the scenario my mother (who wasn’t thrilled about the prospect of
me portraying a homeless bisexual junkie prostitute on national TV)
had hoped for, which was that they would pay me but never air the
episode.
“Stop brooding and stand up so I can lace you up,”
Leischneudel said as he rose from the makeup table.
He was right. I was brooding. Two men not
calling me—even though, I reminded myself, I didn’t want one
of them to call—was too disheartening. One way or the other, I
needed to resolve my fear that Thack no longer wanted me as a
client.
He was a young agent who had a respectable client
list and was rising in his profession. Although he was flamboyant
in an uptown yuppie way, he was originally from a middle-class
family in Wisconsin, like me. He was also hardworking and polite,
which I had so far found to be rare qualities in New York
theatrical agents.
I would be sorry to lose him; but if that’s what
was on the horizon, then I wanted to get it over with rather than
fretting about it any longer.
“I’m going to call him again,” I said with
determination. “He needs to commit to seeing the show or else he
needs to tell me what’s wrong. I can’t keep chasing my tail about
this.”
“Good,” my companion said with approval.
“Where’s your cell? I don’t want to risk going back
to my dressing room now.”
Leischneudel didn’t bother to ask why. Although he
and Mad Rachel were believable onstage together as innocent young
lovers, when they were offstage, Leischneudel avoided her at all
costs.
He pulled his phone out of his daypack, handed it
to me, and started doing up the back of my gown while I dialed
Thack’s cell phone number.
It occurred to me that when Thack saw an unfamiliar
number on his phone’s LCD screen, rather than mine, he might
actually answer, instead of letting the call go to voice mail ...
And I was right.
“Hello?” he said after the third ring.
“Thack, this is Esther Diamond. When are you coming
to see The Vampyre?” I said in a rush.
“Esther?” He sounded surprised. And not thrilled.
“Uh . . .”
“We only have two weeks left. When shall I reserve
your seat?”
“I thought every performance was sold out,” he
prevaricated. “The show’s a hot ticket. I heard some of the
scalpers are getting three hundred dollars per seat.”
“For this show?” I blurted. “The vamparazzi
really are crazy.”
“The who?”
“Never mind. When are you coming?”
“Oh, I don’t see how you could even get me in,
if—”
“I can get you in,” I said firmly. “Daemon’s
contract allows him access to a couple of VIP seats for any
performance. I’ll make him give one to me.” I figured Daemon owed
me for my black eye. “How about tomorrow?”
“Well, er, I don’t have my calendar with me, so I’m
not sure . . .”
“Look, if you don’t want me as a client anymore,
just say so!”
In the silence that followed, I realized this was a
tad more confrontational than I had intended.
Then he said, “What?”
In for a penny, in for a pound. “Is that why you’re
not coming to the show? Because you’re getting ready to dump
me?”
“Dump you?”
“If that’s the case, I’d rather you just tell me
right now, in a straightforward way.”
“Dump you?” he repeated, sounding
aghast.
His tone opened the door on a tiny glimmer of
relief.
“Oh, my God,” he said. “Is that what you’ve
been thinking? That I was planning to . . .” He sighed, then said
heavily, “Actors.”
Leischneudel gave a final tug as he finished
fastening my gown, then circled me to meet my gaze as I said
hesitantly into the phone, “So you’re not planning to drop
me?”
Leischneudel smiled and gave me a thumbs-up.
“No, of course not,” Thack said soothingly. “Put
the thought out of your head. It never entered mine.”
“Then why have you been avoiding me for weeks?” I
demanded.
“Because you keep asking when I’m coming to the
show!”
“But you always attend your clients’
shows!”
“Yes, but in this case, I just ... just . .
.”
“What?” I said. “You just what?”
“I just ... hate vampires,” he
grumbled.
I blinked. “That’s the problem?”
Leischneudel’s eyes widened. “Thack hates vampires
?”
I whispered to Leischneudel, “You heard
that?”
“Yes!” Thack cried, unburdening himself with gusto
now. “I hate vampires!”
“Oh.” After a moment, I said with weary
commiseration, “I know the feeling.”