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I blinked in surprise. “You?”
“Rather, he was me.”
“Danny Ravinsky is your real name?” I
guessed.
“No! Daemon Ravel is my real name!”
I had never actually believed that. So I
stared at him, waiting for a more comprehensive answer.
He let out his breath on a gust. “I changed it.
Legally. I’m Daemon Ravel now.”
“Ah. I see. You were Danny Ravinsky.” When
he nodded, I said, “So what? I don’t understand. Why is that such a
big deal that Branson would . . .” Then it hit me. “Oh, good God,
Daemon. When the cops were questioning you on suspicion of
murder, did you not tell them your real name?”
“Daemon Ravel is my real name!”
“It didn’t occur to you how suspicious that would
look?” I said in exasperation. “Or how much it would annoy the cops
when they found out you’d concealed your real name from them
in—let’s review—a murder investigation?”
He said doggedly, “Daemon Ravel is my real—”
“Fine, whatever. Ravinsky is your given
name, then. The name you were born with. The name the cops were
bound to find, you idiot, when they started looking into
your past—which they were certainly going to do, since they think
you killed Adele Olson.”
“Who?”
“The murder victim!” I snapped. “Angeline—the girl
you intended to have sex with two nights ago. Ring any bells
now, Danny?”
He winced. “Don’t call me that!”
Although it was beside the point, I said, “Daniel
Ravinsky seems like a perfectly reasonable name. Why did you change
it?”
“I . . .” He shook his head. “I didn’t want to be
that person anymore. I’m not that person anymore.”
“Who was that person?” I gasped and asked, “Oh, my
God, was he a con?”
Daemon—who had never worked for the Crime and
Punishment empire, after all—looked puzzled. “A what?”
“A skell. A perp. A criminal. Was he—I mean, were
you—in prison or something?”
“Oh, for God’s sake, no!” Daemon jumped to
his feet and paced the room in agitation. “I am not a
killer! I was not a criminal! I’ve never been arrested.
Until this girl got herself killed, I’ve never been in trouble with
the law at all.”
“Got herself killed?” I repeated.
“This is a nightmare for me!” he cried.
I looked at him in appalled wonder, and I fervently
hoped that this self-absorbed jackass wasn’t a reflection of what
Branson saw in me.
“Well, if you don’t have a criminal record as Danny
Ravinsky,” I asked, “then what’s the problem?”
“Like you said.” He sagged into another chair. “The
cops think it’s suspicious that I didn’t tell them who I used to
be.”
“Go figure.”
“Look, I knew I didn’t have a criminal past.
So I didn’t think my former identity was relevant.”
“I’m pretty sure the cops like to be the ones who
decide what’s relevant in a murder investigation.”
“And apparently the wheels of justice turn slowly,”
Daemon grumbled. “They’ve found out who I was, but they
haven’t yet determined that I have a clean past. Not to
their satisfaction, anyhow. I gather that’ll take a little
longer.”
“But if you’re telling the truth about that—”
“I am!”
“—then they’ll find out, and they’ll drop it. So
cheer up. It’ll blow over.”
“No, it won’t,” he said desperately. “Not now that
Tarr has caught a whiff of this. You’re absolutely right about
that.”
I didn’t understand why this made Daemon look
suicidal. “Okay. Tarr will print that you used to be a blameless
guy named Danny Ravinsky. So what?”
He looked at me as if I were a pathetic half-wit.
“I’m Daemon Ravel.”
“Yes, I think you’ve established that.”
“I am a vampire!”
“Oh, please.” I turned to leave the
room.
“I’m a romantic prince of the night, a mysterious
figure who walks the edge of darkness, an icon of erotic
desire.”
I turned back to him. “And because of that, I keep
getting assaulted by your crazed fans!” I added, “I’ve meaning to
kill you for that, by the way.”
“I’m a symbol of modern society’s craving for magic
and wonder in their drab little lives,” he insisted. “I’m a
representative of man’s struggle with his dark impulses and his
quest to understand his primal nature.”
“And I’m about to barf.”
“I’m also a celebrity. The face of a national ad
campaign. The star of my own TV show.”
“Canceled.”
“The title character in a sold-out off-Broadway
play,” he continued. “And the first choice for the lead role in an
upcoming movie.”
I blinked. “Really?”
“Yes! Plus,” he added, “I own a nice loft in
Manhattan.”
Well, he had me there.
I said, “I gather none of this was true of Danny
Ravinsky?”
“God, no.” He leaned back in his chair and
contemplated the ceiling. “Danny was a middle-class kid from Gary,
Indiana, who studied acting at a state college and then spent years
doing summer stock, school tours, and industrial training
films.”
“Well, that’s an actor’s life,” I said with a
shrug. “That’s how most of us get started.”
“It was still my life when I turned
thirty.”
“And I still don’t understand your tragic
tone,” I said. “We become actors because we’re driven to do this,
Daemon. Because we can’t stand not doing it. We get no
guarantees about achieving success by a certain age—or ever.
If you thought otherwise, then you were kidding yourself.”
“Thirty years old, and still doing crap acting gigs
for low pay,” he said, ignoring me. “Still waiting tables most of
the time, living in a low-rent apartment in Los Angeles, and
driving a rusted-out death trap.”
Then a girl he knew asked him to participate in a
performance piece for a Halloween event, and in playing a vampire
for the first time, Danny began to glimpse his true destiny.
“I had always been an also-ran, offstage and on,”
Daemon said with unprecedented candor. “Until that night. As a
vampire, I stole the show! Sure, it was just a kitsch skit.
But I’d never been a hit before. An audience had never loved
my performance before. It’s an amazing feeling! It’s
addictive.”
“Yes,” I agreed.
“It’s better than sex.”
“All too often,” I admitted.
“And speaking of sex, a dozen women gave me their
phone numbers after the performance. I had a threesome with a pair
of them that same night.”
“Too much information.”
“And I thought, Why do this only on Halloween? Why
not keep it going year round?”
So he created his own street-performance act.
Before long, he was making enough money, by passing the hat as a
vampire, to see the greater potential in this role. He began
gradually evolving a whole persona in tandem with his act and
eventually decided to reinvent himself. Danny dyed his hair black
and replaced his entire wardrobe with “vampire” clothing. He
consulted a plastic surgeon, who made him look more like the
mysterious gothic antihero he wanted to become. While healing from
surgery, he changed his legal name to Daemon Ravel, shedding his
old identity and embracing the new one he was creating. Then,
intending to start his life all over as Daemon the vampire, he got
on a plane for New York and never looked back.
“Once the tabloids get hold of this . . .” he said
morosely.
“Get hold of what?” I said impatiently. “You
changed your name. Big deal. Surely no one besides your fans
believes Daemon Ravel is your real name, anyhow.”
Between gritted teeth, he said, “It is my
real—”
“And you got some plastic surgery. Well, gosh,
there’s something no celebrity has ever done before.” I
shook my head. “You were a struggling actor who reinvented yourself
in order to pursue success. So what?”
“You don’t understand!”
“That much is clear.”
“I am my image!”
“After the Ravinsky story breaks, you’ll still be
your image.” And still nothing more substantial than an
image.
“The vampire community has been so supportive of me
ever since I came to New York,” he said tragically. “My fans
believe in me!”
“Once they are confronted with facts that
contradict their beliefs, I have a shrewd suspicion that most of
them will go on believing in you,” I said. “After all, it’s
not as if your fan base is big on reason and logic.”
“I buried Danny,” Daemon said darkly. “I don’t want
him back in my life.”
“You might want to make an effort to stop sounding
as if you have multiple personality disorder,” I said. “Daemon, I
don’t understand why you gave so much access to a tabloid reporter
when you had secrets to keep.”
“I have to keep my name in front of the public.”
His tone implied that this was so obvious as to be indisputable.
“Tarr is an effective tool for that. He raised a lot of profiles
during his years in Hollywood.”
“I especially don’t understand why you’re
still letting him hang around, all things considered.”
“This story is in play now, whether I keep giving
Tarr access or not,” he said wearily. “So I’m better off with him
as my friend than as my enemy.”
Although it sounded like a shrewd strategy, I
thought it virtually certain that it was a viewpoint that Tarr had
talked Daemon into holding during their recent argument. And I was
sure that the crafty reporter would benefit from it far more than
the celebrity vampire would.
“There’s something important I’d like to ask you,”
I said.
“Go on.”
Since I had caught Daemon in an
uncharacteristically candid mood, I decided to go for broke. “Are
you Lithuanian?”
“Lithuanian?” He seemed startled by this bolt out
of the blue. “Uh, no.” After a bemused pause he asked, “Why? Are
you?”
There was a knock at the door and the assistant
stage manager opened it. “Daemon, there’s a—Whoa! Why aren’t you
people getting ready? Curtain is in twenty minutes!”
“What?” I exclaimed. “No, it can’t be. Nothing’s
come over the intercom.”
Daemon, who had already jumped out of his chair,
was starting to take off his shirt. “I turned it down. I
forgot.”
“You what?”
“I’ve been a little preoccupied,” he snapped.
“Christ, Esther,” said the assistant stage manager.
“Look at your face! Can you go on like that?”
“Yes. Makeup. Lots of makeup.”
“Get it done in nineteen minutes.”
I ran down the hall and into my dressing room. Mad
Rachel was, as usual, yakking into her cell phone. She interrupted
her conversation just long enough to ask if Nelli was coming back
and to criticize me for running so late, then went back to ignoring
me.
Luckily for me, while I was frantically stripping
off my clothes, Bill announced a fifteen-minute delay over the
intercom. Due to ticket holders having trouble getting through the
unruly crowds, he was postponing the start of the show until all
the audience members were in their seats.
It was a welcome reprieve, but I still needed to
work quickly. I swallowed some ibuprofen and, well aware of my
renewed aches and pains now, recklessly slathered myself in muscle
liniment. Next I applied a generous layer of pain-relieving
antibiotic ointment to my inflamed cheek and the tender welt on my
neck. By using a veritable trowel to apply my stage makeup, I
managed to conceal the bruising and discoloration, but I couldn’t
completely camouflage the bumpy texture of my abraded cheek.
Thanks to the delay Bill had announced, I made it
to the stage in plenty of time to take my place before the curtain
rose; and the opening of the show went fine. However, when Daemon
went onstage on for his first scene, things started to go
awry.
He was undoubtedly distracted by the events of the
past twelve hours—and also, I realized, probably exhausted; while I
had been sleeping, Daemon had been answering police questions. In
any event, his performance was uneven and forced. Meanwhile, the
audience, many of whom were perhaps also thinking more about the
real-life murder scandal than about Lord Ruthven today, was
unresponsive, neither laughing nor applauding in the usual
places.
It was soon apparent that this lukewarm reception
was throwing Daemon off, and his performance became even more
unsteady—to the point of being awkward and distracted. He started
forgetting some of his lines and adlibbing with Aubrey and Ianthe.
Leischneudel adjusted well, but Rachel just stared at Daemon in
confusion, unable to recognize cues that she didn’t hear phrased
exactly as she expected to hear them. So there were some glaringly
clunky moments during the first act.
At intermission, Daemon stormed into his dressing
room, slammed the door, and refused to speak to Victor—who was the
only person willing to try talking to him. Rachel, predictably,
called Eric on her cell and complained loudly about how Daemon was
ruining her performance.
By the time we started Act Two, audience members
were restless—something we’d never before experienced in this show.
People were coughing, riffling around in their purses or pockets,
rustling candy wrappers, flipping through their program books, and
whispering to each other. I had been in other shows where this
happened, and I had learned to tune it out, as had Leischneudel.
But Daemon clearly wasn’t used to this (not since becoming the
Vampire Ravel, anyhow), and it was rattling him so much that he
even broke character a few times, turning to look at the audience
with ragged exasperation.
During the scene where Ruthven proposed marriage to
Jane, I noticed that Daemon’s eyes were getting red and his nose
was starting to look pink.
Dear God, I thought, is he getting so
unraveled that he’s going to start crying? Here?
Now?
As the stage went dark, we exited into the wings,
and Leischneudel took his place for the next scene, in which Aubrey
had a fevered nightmare and Jane came to his room to calm him
down.
Ruthven would enter the scene later, coming
dramatically through the upstage French doors, accompanied by
roiling mist, moonlight, and the sound of nocturnal predators
baying for blood. Daemon normally made his way to that spot
backstage as soon as we finished the marriage proposal scene. I
always remained stage left, where we had just exited, and entered
Aubrey’s nightmare scene almost as soon as it began.
Tonight, though, instead of heading for his next
entrance when we exited into the darkened wings, Daemon grabbed my
arm and dragged me away from the stage with him.
“What are you doing?” I hissed. “I have to go right
back on! Let go!”
“What is that stench?” he whispered.
“What?” I was still tugging against his grasp,
aware that Leischneudel would start howling with nightmarish horror
at any moment.
“I think I’m having an allergy attack.”
Ah, that explained the red eyes and pink
nose.
“Is it the dog?” I asked, thinking this was a
delayed reaction.
“No, it’s you,” he snapped. “That
smell. I’m allergic to something you’re wearing!”
“Just how many allergies do you have?” I
heard Leischneudel wailing in terror. “I have to go!”
Daemon sniffed and coughed a little. “What
is that odor?”
“Antibiotic cream and muscle liniment.” Well, yes,
I did smell—at least, if someone got close enough to me.
“Daemon, let me go.”
I yanked myself out of his grasp so hard that he
staggered sideways and somehow managed to bash his knee against a
steel lighting pole. He grimaced in pain and made a horrible
gurgling noise, his teeth clenched with the effort of trying to
keep quiet.
I rushed onstage to awaken and comfort the howling
Aubrey. From the corner of my eye, as I embraced and soothed my
hysterical brother, I could see Daemon just offstage, hunched over
and staggering around as he clutched his knee and mouthed silent
outcries of pain.
Once Aubrey was calm, Jane proceeded to tell him
that she had married Lord Ruthven that morning. Considering that
her brother practically went into convulsions every time Jane
mentioned Ruthven, I had struggled in rehearsal to understand why
she announced this to him right now, when he was still gibbering
from nightmares and mentally fragile. (The only real answer I ever
came up with was that Jane was an idiot—which certainly accounted
for her choice of husband, too.) Predictably, the nuptial news
incited another bout of tormented raving from Aubrey, the content
of which would trouble Jane as she embarked upon her fatal wedding
night.
Having made Aubrey’s day, I urged him to get some
rest, and I exited stage left again. He promptly had a horrible
half-waking nightmare in which Ianthe came back from the dead to
accuse him of letting Lord Ruthven murder her. This guilt-ridden
vision forced Aubrey to contemplate leaving his sickroom to warn
his sister that she was about to go to bed with a supernatural
serial killer. But then Ruthven made his dramatic entrance and
yammered at Aubrey about his promise to keep silent, the meaning of
honor, and so on.
Watching this scene now from the wings, I realized
that the dialogue had awkward ramifications, given the current
circumstances. Daemon seemed to realize it, too, and his
performance grew increasingly awkward as he uttered flowery
dialogue implying that he had a right to take lives without
interference or consequences.
I didn’t know whether he was feeling so
self-conscious that he deliberately started omitting lines, or
whether he was just so distracted that he was fumbling and
forgetting them again but, either way, Daemon wound up skipping
whole chunks of his dialogue. This shortened the scene so much that
a startled Leischneudel had to leap over several emotional
transitions that he usually played while Lord Ruthven blathered on,
and he wound up simply diving straight into the catatonic stupor in
which Ruthven left his new brother-in-law at the end of the
scene.
Waiting in the wings for my final scene, I heard a
woman in the audience say, “Oh, come on.” And no one shushed
her.
The hypnotic spell Daemon had held over the
vamparazzi ever since opening night seemed to be crumbling.
It was during the wedding night scene that this
abysmal performance of The Vampyre took an unexpected turn
from gothic melodrama to farce.
As usual, Daemon and I began circling each other
while exchanging our dialogue, gradually reducing the distance
between us. A spark of Daemon’s usual performance level started to
return now, and the openly disenchanted audience actually began
paying attention as the sexual tension built between Jane and
Ruthven.
But then, as soon as he got within arm’s reach of
me, Daemon’s reddened eyes started watering and his pink nose began
running.
At the point where he was supposed to seize me by
the shoulders, pull me backward against his chest, and start taking
down my hair, Daemon instead backed away from me and turned upstage
for a moment to sniff and wipe his nose.
After that, he wouldn’t come near me. He just kept
circling me while Jane gazed at him in wary but rapt fascination,
and I wondered how we were going to perform the rest of the
scene if he wouldn’t touch me.
The audience began losing interest again, and I
could hear their rustling, shuffling, and muttering. I didn’t
really blame them. Now that Ruthven wasn’t pawing and seducing
Jane, there was no concealing just how boring and pretentious his
speech was. Obviously aware of this, Daemon suddenly walked over to
a neoclassical statue of a half-naked woman that was part of the
set décor, and he fondled it.
This created a wave of surprised laughter.
Obviously not having expected amusement, Daemon froze and stared at
the audience like a deer caught in headlights. That produced a
burst of hilarity.
I kept gazing at him, my eyes trying to telegraph
the message, We have to get this scene back on track.
Daemon pulled himself together enough to say his
next few lines, twitching a bit as the audience continued giggling.
I heard my next cue, but I really wasn’t sure, under the
circumstances, that I should say my line.
I stared at Daemon helplessly, willing him to
understand my dilemma.
He finally looked at me, with his hand still
planted on the statue’s naked breast, and gave me an exasperated
scowl.
So I uttered my dialogue: “You shouldn’t touch me
there.”
The audience howled with laughter.
Daemon snatched his hand away from the stony breast
as if he’d been burned. The audience laughed even harder.
“Why not?” he said. “After all, we were wed
today.”
Beyond Daemon, in the wings, I could see Mad Rachel
gaping at us as if we’d both lost our minds.
Daemon scowled at me again, clearly waiting for me
to say my next line.
I didn’t have a next line. Normally, by now,
Ruthven was boldly fondling Jane. Glaring at Daemon, I gave a deep
moan of sexual arousal, which was what I always did at this point
in Ruthven’s yammering. Daemon looked startled.
More laughter.
Then I lifted my brows at him, indicating it was
his turn to speak.
Remembering his next line, he fondled the statue
again and said, “You like that, my pet?”
Still more laughter.
This would be terrific, if we were actually
performing a comedy.
Enough already. I just wanted to get exsanguinated
and get the hell out of here. And I didn’t see how Daemon could
possibly bite Jane and suck her blood if he wouldn’t get within
five feet of me.
I walked over to Ruthven, seized his hands, and
hauled my heel-dragging groom over to my mark, where the white
spotlight would find me when Jane died. Then I boldly put his hand
on my breast. He gaped at me in astonishment, then gaped at my
breast.
The audience found this so hilarious, it was a few
moments before either of us could deliver more dialogue. By then, a
surprised Daemon had adjusted to my taking charge of the scene. He
seemed relieved to be back in a familiar position, and he said his
next few lines with almost credible gravity, though his reddened
eyes were tearing up and his nostrils were quivering.
I swooned in his arms, right on cue, more than
ready by now to die. Daemon leaned over to place his mouth against
my tender neck with ravenous ardor—and then he sneezed so violently
that he dropped me.
I gasped and reflexively grabbed him to keep from
falling. He kept sneezing convulsively—which was probably why he
lost his footing and fell on top of me. We hit the hard stage floor
with a resounding thud, accompanied by gales of laughter from the
audience and a scattering of applause. With the wind knocked out of
me by the fall and Daemon’s weight on top of me, I couldn’t catch
my breath and was afraid I would black out.
From my prone position, I could see the curtain
starting to come down. Actually, it was jerkily starting and
stopping, as if the crew couldn’t decide what to do.
Daemon rolled off me and sat up, sniffing and
sneezing while the audience continued howling with merriment. I
drew in a gulp of air. High overhead, I saw the lowering curtain
stop again, hovering indecisively.
Oh, we might as well finish this.
“Ah, my lord!” I cried in mingled agony and
ecstasy.
Despite not having been bitten or drained, I gave a
noisy dying gurgle and a quick body-stiffening shudder of death
throes, then I closed my eyes and went limp.
I heard the audience chuckling, but nothing else. I
opened my upstage eye and saw Daemon staring at me in
consternation. Frantically gesturing only with my eye, I tried to
indicate that Leischneudel would enter any moment and they could
finish the scene. However, my right eye was apparently not as
self-explanatory as I hoped. Daemon just sat there wheezing as he
gaped openmouthed at me, clearly dumbfounded.
Bill, however, was on the ball. He recognized what
passed for my lighting cue in these unprecedented circumstances,
and the white spotlight came on, glaring down on me with bloodless
intensity. I shut my right eye and lay there dead, feeling relieved
to effectively be out of this scene.
Leischneudel came on a moment later, and Daemon
staggered to his feet to finish the performance, such as it was. I
could hear the vampire sniffing and clearing his irritated throat
throughout the rest of the scene. Leischneudel did a creditable
job, all things considered, but I could tell he was making a heroic
effort not to burst out laughing. When he fell down dead, just
outside the white pool of my spotlight, I held my breath to conquer
my own impulse to start laughing. We both lay there in tense
silence, waiting for Daemon to finish his final monologue—which he
rushed through like a man desperate to finish the job and go find
his private hoard of Nocturne.
The stage went dark, the curtain came down, and a
wave of uncertain applause spread through the audience, as if they
weren’t quite sure the play was over. I let out my breath on a
relieved sigh, then Leischneudel and I convulsed simultaneously
with hysterical laughter.
“Get up!” Mad Rachel insisted. “Get up, you
guys!”
I couldn’t. I was laughing too hard.
“Come on, goddamn it!” Rachel, who hadn’t
just had a spotlight shining against her eyelids, readily found me
lying on the darkened stage and started tugging on my arm.
“Ow, that hurts.” That heavy fall to the
stage a few minutes ago, combined with my other injuries, ensured
that I was just one big ache by now.
“And where are you going?” Rachel
cried.
I couldn’t see yet, but I could hear Leischneudel
still laughing helplessly as he lay near me, so I knew Rachel must
be speaking to Daemon.
“I’m not taking a bow after that,” he
said.
“No!” Rachel cried. “Stop!”
The curtain rose on me and Leischneudel still lying
on the stage, while Rachel clung desperately to Daemon’s arm, her
full body weight dragging on him as he tried to make his escape.
Leischneudel and I hopped to our feet, and we all fell into line
for our curtain call—though Daemon declined to hold my hand this
evening.
Half of the audience members were already out of
their seats and leaving, ignoring us as they gathered their
belongings and streamed toward the exits, talking about where they
would go for dinner—or perhaps about how bizarre this show was.
Some of the people who were still in their seats applauded
enthusiastically—most of them, I noticed, were die-hard fans,
dressed as vampires, Janes, or bondage babes. The rest of the
stillseated crowd applauded politely, but their expressions
suggested they were thinking of asking for their money back.
As soon as the curtain came down on what would
clearly be our only bow today, Rachel gave Daemon a hard shove and
cried, “You ruined the show!”
He ignored her and said angrily to me, “Don’t you
ever wear that stuff onstage again!”
“Watch your tone!” I snapped back. I pointed to the
covered-up welt on my neck. “You did this to me, you jerk!”
I touched my injured cheek. “And you encouraged your fans to
do this to me! I am the walking wounded because of you! So
don’t you dare take that tone with me!”
Daemon sneezed and gave a little groan. “Oh, fine.
Whatever. Just don’t wear it again.”
“I won’t,” I said. “I certainly don’t want to be
stranded onstage with you like that again.”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Leischneudel. “That final
scene today was the first time I’ve ever liked this play.”
“Fuck all of you.” Rachel stormed off in
search of her cell phone.
Daemon stalked off to his dressing room, followed
by Victor, who was unwisely telling him the show hadn’t really been
that bad.
Still laughing, Leischneudel and I staggered
together toward our dressing rooms.
When we reached his door, his eyes widened as he
said, “Oh, no! That was the performance Thack saw.”
“Oh, God.” I put my hand over my mouth. “He’ll kill
me for making him sit through that.”
“Well, I can kiss that opportunity
good-bye.” Leischneudel’s smile faded.
“No, you were fine in the first act, and you
rescued a couple of scenes as best you could in the second act. I’m
sure Thack saw that,” I said truthfully. “I’m sure he also
recognized that no one could have rescued the final
scene.”
We both burst out laughing again.
“Esther?” a familiar voice called.
I looked over my shoulder to see Thack being
escorted down the hallway by the house manager, who had brought him
backstage.
Thackeray Shackleton was slim, blond, nice looking,
always impeccably dressed, and (as I had found was so often the
case with attractive, well-dressed men who loved the theater) gay.
He thanked the house manager, greeted me warmly, and presented me
with a bottle of champagne.
“I’m so glad you brought alcohol,” I said
honestly.
“After sitting through that play,” Thack said, “I
think I need something stronger than bubbly.”
Although it wasn’t the most propitious moment, I
introduced him to Leischneudel.
“Congratulations,” Thack said to him, “on being the
only actor in the cast who can hold his head up after that
performance.”
“Oh, er . . . thank you, sir.”
“Thack!” I said.
“Oh, you did as well as anyone possibly could,
darling,” Thack assured me. “But even you couldn’t save
yourself when you were stranded out there with a demented
marionette puppet whose strings had snapped.”
Leischneudel and I both laughed again.
“Tell me, is this show always quite that ... odd?”
Thack asked.
Daemon’s door opened and he came out of his
dressing room just in time to hear Thack say this.
He looked at us. We looked back.
I cleared my throat and introduced Thack to Daemon.
Their civil greetings were followed by an awkward silence.
Thack broke it by saying, “I saw the show today.
You offered your audience . . . a unique interpretation of the
role. That’s the hallmark of a great actor.”
Nice save.
“Thanks,” Daemon said morosely. “Does anyone know
where Victor went?”
Leischneudel and I shook our heads. Daemon went
back into his room and closed the door.
Without missing a beat, Thack said to Leischneudel,
“I understand you’re seeking representation?”
“Um, yes,” Leischneudel said, obviously surprised
that Thack was raising the subject after today’s performance. “I
am.”
“Why don’t you two talk while I change?” I
suggested. “And Leischneudel can explain what happened out there
today. That wasn’t really our show. It was more like a crazed
nightmare of our show.”
They went into Leischneudel’s dressing room. I went
down the hall to my room, where I found Rachel raging into her cell
phone about the performance while undressing and removing her
makeup. I opened the champagne, then drank some of the lukewarm
liquid straight from the bottle. I changed into my street clothes,
cleaned off my makeup, and applied a fresh layer of antibiotic
ointment to my cheek, pausing often to take more swigs from the
champagne bottle. When Rachel left, still yammering into her phone,
I sank into a chair and enjoyed the blessed silence as I drank warm
bubbly.
I felt exhausted and in pain. Also overwhelmed, all
things considered. I really wished we didn’t have to do a show
tomorrow. However, although most theaters were dark on Monday
nights, the performance schedule for our eight-week run had been
based on Daemon’s schedule—and he’d had two longstanding
commitments for public appearances on Tuesdays, related to his work
for Nocturne. So our weekly day off on this show was Tuesday. At
the moment that seemed very far away.
There was a knock at my door.
“Come in,” I said wearily.
Max and Nelli entered the room. I blinked in
surprise, having forgotten about them during the course of that
disastrous performance.
“Welcome back,” I said, as Max took a seat and
Nelli lay down with a little sigh. I offered Max some tepid
champagne, which he declined. I set aside the bottle as I asked,
“Did you find any vampires out there?”
Max shook his head. “We encountered some
interesting individuals. Also some rather alarming ones. As well as
many friendly, er, vampire enthusiasts. I also spoke with a number
of people who are very disturbed by the recent murder. But we did
not discover any vampires. Or, rather, Nelli showed no unusual
reaction to any of the hundreds of people we encountered. Well,
apart from the ones who offered her food, obviously.” He frowned.
“Our lack of results could be because there wasn’t a vampire out
there.”
Nelli sneezed twice and gave a little groan.
I looked at her with concern as I rose to pack my
tote bag so we could leave. “Has she been doing that all
evening?”
“No, she was fine outside.” He reached down to
stroke Nelli’s head soothingly. “However, it also may be that,
despite her sensitivity to certain phenomena, Nelli cannot actually
recognize a made or hereditary vampire.”
“Why are you trying to identify a made or
hereditary vampire?” Thack asked sharply from the doorway.
We both flinched in surprise and turned to look at
him. He was eyeing Max warily.
I said, “Er, we just, uh . . .”
Max studied Thack curiously. “We are concerned
about the recent murders by exsanguination.”
“Murders?” Thack said. “As in,
plural?”
“Yes.”
Thack frowned. “There was only one in the
news.”
“Max,” I cautioned. What Lopez had told me about
the other murders was confidential.
Still holding Thack’s gaze, Max held up a hand to
silence me. “There have been at least two others. Possibly
three.”
Thack entered the room and closed the door. “How do
you know about this, given that it’s not in the news?”
Nelli sneezed. I patted her head as she wheezed a
little.
“I think a vampire may be responsible,” Max said
slowly. “What do you think, Mr. . . ?”
“This is my agent, Thackeray Shackleton.” I
gestured to Max, wondering just how crazy he must sound to Thack.
“Dr. Maximillian Zadok.”
“Let me make sure I understand you,” Thack said.
“At least three recent murder victims—possibly four—have been
exsanguinated, and you think a vampire is responsible?”
“Yes,” said Max.
“Hey, Thack,” I said. “After a performance like
that, you probably just want to get out of here right away,
and—”
“Does it mean anything to you, Dr. Zadok,” Thack
said slowly, his gaze still locked with Max’s, “when I tell you
that I’m . . . Lithuanian?”