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“They’re what?”
“Vamparazzi,” I repeated.
It was the name that Leischneudel and I had given
to the combination of paparazzi and vampire groupies that swarmed
around Daemon Ravel and The Vampyre.
Our disoriented driver said, “I’m going to have to
let you folks out here.”
“No, tell that cop who’s coming this way now that
we’re cast members,” I said. “He’ll let you through.”
Leischneudel said anxiously, “We’d like to be
dropped off as close to the stage door as possible.” After another
look at the bizarre crowd pressing their bodies up against the cab,
he added, “If you could drive up onto the sidewalk and get right
next to the door, that would be good.”
A uniformed cop approached the cab, making his way
through the excited throng of wannabe vampires, tabloid
photographers, and young women dressed as Miss Jane Aubrey.
“This is crazy,” said our driver.
“No one in this car is disputing that point,” I
said.
A young woman wearing white body paint, a skimpy
red outfit that had to be very uncomfortable on this chilly autumn
night, and big red wings smiled at me through the window, revealing
a row of sharp fangs. Ahead of us, a good-looking man dressed
exactly like Daemon’s character in He of the Night was
escorting a woman across the crowded street, heading in the
direction of the theater. His companion was wearing a long, hooded
cloak. Although she tripped on her hem, she nonetheless seemed more
sensibly garbed than the two women who crossed the street next,
both wearing black corsets, fishnet stockings, and not much
else.
The cab driver spoke to the cop, who recognized me
and Leischneudel and agreed to let the car through the barricade.
As we rolled slowly down the street, traveling toward the stage
door, we passed far more people than could fit into the theater
tonight—even over the course of two performances.
“The Janes look chilly tonight,” Leischneudel
observed, nodding toward a group of bare-armed young women whose
white Regency gowns were as low-cut as the one I wore
onstage.
“Well, yes. It’s November,” I said. “I think
this is an example of natural selection in action.”
“Do you see her?” he asked. “The one who attacked
you?”
I studied the women in the bright glow of the
lights along this crowded street. “I don’t know.”
It was hard to tell, since they all looked roughly
the same—like me in my costume.
After a moment, I added, “Ah, but I do see some
familiar faces.”
The vamparazzi didn’t consist solely of Daemon’s
ardent fans. A few of them were his vehement detractors. My
favorites among these were earnest protesters from the Society for
the Scientific Study of Vampires (SSSV). The same three people from
SSSV showed up outside the theater about once a week, and I
suspected the bespectacled trio was the society’s entire
membership.
Spotting their picket signs in the crowd,
Leischneudel said without enthusiasm, “They’re back? I kind of
hoped they had gone away for good.”
“Oh, I would be so disappointed if they did that,”
I said.
The SSSV protesters challenged Daemon’s claim of
being a real vampire and demanded that he submit to scientific
testing. Personally, I liked the idea of Daemon spending a couple
of days being poked and prodded by skeptics. However, he brushed
off their demands with a combination of smug dismissal and vapid
vagueness that evidently satisfied his fans—who verbally abused the
SSSV protesters whenever they showed up at the theater (which was
perhaps why the trio didn’t come more often).
I had originally supposed that, as critics of
Daemon’s behavior, the SSSVers would be natural allies with another
group of detractors whom our taxi crept slowly past tonight.
“Hey, look, Vampire Recovery is here, too,” I said
to Leischneudel, pointing them out. “It’s a full house tonight. All
the misfits are on board.”
Vampire Recovery (greater New York metropolitan
area membership: seven) wanted to help Daemon transition to
“inactive/dormant status” and thus embrace a lifestyle free of
active vampirism (though not, I noted from their outfits, free of
the ubiquitous black clothing).
Despite condemning Daemon’s vampire lifestyle, VR
had actually turned out to be the SSSV’s most bitter enemy, since
the former insisted that the actor’s vampirism was a serious
affliction while the latter declared it was baseless nonsense. This
ideological chasm had led to a short-lived rumble between the two
tiny groups on our opening night. It ended when one of the
recovering vamps got a nosebleed and fled down the street, pursued
by mad scientists eager to test his blood for proof of vampirism.
Since then, both groups had been intimidated into somewhat subdued
behavior—not by the exasperated cops, but by vamparazzi who
insisted, with leather-clad aggression, that Daemon had every right
to remain an active vampire and also to refuse to be scientifically
tested like some lab rat.
Seeing several Vampire Recovery reps hovering near
the theater, presumably planning to heckle Daemon when he arrived,
Leischneudel said wanly, “I wish we could just beam into the
theater via a transporter device, like they do on Star
Trek.”
He was always fine once he was in costume, in
character, and waiting in the wings for his first cue; onstage, he
was a consummate, focused professional. But he found all
this stuff a nerve-racking ordeal. I found it a distraction
and a nuisance, but as long as I wasn’t, oh, being physically
assaulted, the bizarre nightly commotion didn’t unravel my
nerves the way it did Leischneudel’s.
Then again, I’d been living in New York longer than
he had. In this city, a person got used to almost anything after a
while.
When the cab came to a halt outside the stage door,
Leischneudel said to the driver, “Can you get closer to the door? I
mean, really close?”
But the cabby, whose nerves were also frayed by
now, emphatically refused to drive onto the densely populated
sidewalk. Especially not in plain view of the cops assigned to
crowd control tonight.
Then I saw Daemon’s car pulling up behind us, and I
squeezed Leischneudel’s hand. “Hang in there. We’ll slip inside
when they all make a bee line for the vampire.”
“Which vampire?” the driver muttered.
“The real one.”
“What?”
“Don’t worry,” I said as I paid the fare. “He never
eats eat right before a show.”
We waited until we saw Daemon’s car door swing
open, and then we made a dash for it. Leischneudel clung to me like
a bad prom date as I shoved my way through the milling crowd.
“Daemon! Daemon! Over here!” a tabloid photographer
shouted right into my ear.
His flash went off six inches from my face,
momentarily blinding me. I stumbled a little, trying not to fall
down as Leischneudel’s feet tangled with mine. Seeing nothing but
swimming spots, I reached for whatever support I could find, and I
wound up clutching a tall, skinny man.
“Are you okay?” he asked.
While trying to regain my vision and my balance, I
squinted up at my rescuer as Leischneudel panted anxiously in my
ear. I saw spectacles, a beard, and brown hair, and then I saw the
picket sign overhead: UNDEAD —OR JUST UNTRUE?
“Science guy?” I blurted.
“Dr. Hal, with the Society for the Scientific Study
of Vampires,” said my rescuer.
“Hi. Um, sorry.” Still blinking and seeing spots, I
tried to extract myself from his embrace. “Esther Diamond. With
The Vampyre.”
“I know.”
He helped me regain an upright posture—no easy task
with half of Leischneudel’s weight leaning against me now—and kept
a firm grip on my shoulders.
“Close your eyes completely for a few seconds,” Dr.
Hal instructed. “That’ll help.”
Leischneudel’s grip around my waist tightened while
I did as the doctor suggested. “Esther?” he said nervously.
“Just a minute.” When I opened my eyes again, my
vision was indeed better.
A busty Jane immediately thrust a hanky under my
nose. “Can you give this to Daemon for me?”
“Huh?” I said.
“Not you.” Her hot glare of hatred made me
remember Leischneudel’s warning that obsessed female fans might now
believe that punching me was the way to get laid by Daemon. But
caught between Dr. Hal and Leischneudel, I couldn’t move.
To my relief, Dr. Hal pushed the buxom Jane away.
Then he said to me, “Miss Diamond, we need your help.”
“Huh?” I said again.
Miss Busty Jane shoved Dr. Hal aside and pressed
her unwelcome bosom against me as she simpered at Leischneudel, who
was clinging to me so tightly that I thought we might need medical
assistance to be pried apart once we got inside.
“Personal bubble,” I said to Busty Jane as she
smooshed her breasts into me while leaning closer to Leischneudel.
“Personal bubble.”
Ignoring me, she said sweetly to my companion,
“Please, will you give this to Daemon for me? A token from a
lady?”
I saw writing on the handkerchief and realized
she’d scrawled her phone number on it. I could also tell that
Leischneudel was starting to hyperventilate.
“We can end this madness, with your help!” cried
Dr. Hal, trying to shove Busty Jane again.
She was made of tough stuff. She pushed back—so
hard that Dr. Hal’s picket sign fell on his head as he stumbled
sideways.
“Ow!”
Leischneudel’s terrified grip tightened
reflexively, to the point that I suddenly had trouble
breathing.
This turned out to be a blessing, since Busty
Jane’s hanky was directly under my nose when she said to
Leischneudel, “Tell Daemon it’s saturated with my feminine essence.
I’ve rubbed it directly on my—”
“Oh, good God!” This time I shoved Jane.
With a little more force than Hal had used. She fell backward into
a photographer, who cursed loudly when his camera fell out of his
hands and skittered across the pavement. He turned on Busty Jane,
shouting in venomous anger. She started trying to climb over him,
shrieking at Daemon, who had emerged from his car, and urging the
actor to accept her handkerchief.
“Come on,” I said to Leischneudel. “Let’s get
inside!”
I felt him nod against my hair and shuffle his feet
in the direction of the stage door.
“Miss Diamond, wait!” cried Dr. Hal, physically
seizing me by the shoulders again.
Leischneudel tried to pry the scientist’s hands off
me, but seemed too overwhelmed to speak or protest.
“You can help us!” Hal said.
“I don’t want to help you,” I said. “I want to go
inside and do my show.”
Leischneudel grunted in support of this plan.
Hal said urgently, “He claims he keeps blood in his
dressing room.”
“Daemon? Yes, I know. Everyone knows. He
makes a point of mentioning it in every interview. If you’ll just
let me go now . . .” I joined Leischneudel in trying to loosen the
doctor’s viselike grip on me.
“You need to get me a sample!”
That made me pause. “Pardon?”
“We need to know if it’s human blood!”
“Oh, come on, it’s Nocturne wine cooler,” I said
dismissively. It was the exact same color as blood, and I knew that
Daemon got cases of the beverage for free.
“You’re undoubtedly right,” Hal said. “Let’s prove
it!”
I shook my head. “Forget it, Hal.”
“Doctor Hal, if you don’t mind.”
“I wish you luck, but there’s no way I’m getting
involved in this.”
A roar of excitement arose from the crowd around
us, and I assumed that if I looked over my shoulder, I’d see Daemon
striking a pose or kissing a fan.
My bearded captor said, “Don’t you even care about
the travesty that this charlatan is perpetrating?”
“Don’t you realize that proving he’s got
Nocturne instead of blood in his minifridge won’t make the
slightest bit of difference to his fans? They choose to
believe his ridiculous claims. Facts don’t enter into
it.”
“His behavior is a reflection on you!” Hal
said.
“Stop right there,” I said irritably. “I work with
him. That’s all.”
“You help him get away with this! By allowing him
to fake exsanguination of your body every night, you assist him in
his—”
“Oh, get a grip! It’s a play, Hal.” I pulled
myself out of his grasp with such force that Leischneudel lost his
hold on me and staggered back a few steps.
“All right, if you won’t bring me the so-called
blood,” Dr. Hal persisted, “can you at least get me a sample of his
semen?”
“What? How do you think I’m going to get a
sample of his—No, never mind. Let’s not go there.” I shook off the
mad scientist when he tried to grab me again, then said, “Come,
Leischneudel!”
I turned and stomped toward the stage door, pushing
people out of my way. I felt Leischneudel’s hand clutch my jacket,
and I dragged him through the crowd to the door—where I said
something unkind to the cop on duty about his inability to keep
this area clear for us. Then we went inside.
Once the door was safely shut behind us, I turned
to examine my companion. He was as white as a ghost, his pupils
were dilated, and his nostrils were flaring with emotion. I decided
we did need to find out if there was Nocturne in those
bottles in Daemon’s refrigerator. Although I never drank alcohol
before a performance, and Leischneudel didn’t drink at all, I
thought we both needed a bracer after that too-eventful
arrival.
“Come on.” I took his elbow and guided him down the
hall to Daemon’s dressing room.
When we got to the door and he realized I intended
to enter, he balked. “We can’t go in there!”
I turned the knob. “Sure we can. They’ve unlocked
it.” It would get locked again in the wee hours, after we all
left.
As the star of the show, Daemon had the nicest
dressing room among The Vampyre’s four cast members. The one
I shared with the actress who played Ianthe was drafty and had no
comfortable chairs. Leischneudel had his own dressing room by
default, since Daemon’s contract had required a private one. In any
case, all the dressing rooms were pretty much bare bones, which was
typical of New York theaters. Most of the little luxuries in
Daemon’s room, such as his minifridge, were his personal
possessions, temporarily installed here to ensure his
comfort.
Timidly following me as I entered the star’s lair,
Leischneudel said, “Aren’t we intruding?”
“I’ll tell Daemon it was an emergency. I know you
don’t normally indulge, but I think we could both use a quick
drink, don’t you?”
“Oh, I don’t know, Esther . . .”
“Well, I could, anyhow.” I opened Daemon’s
fridge and peered inside, where there were, as I had glimpsed a few
times before now, about half a dozen vials full of ruby red liquid.
The decorative little bottles looked as if they had been designed
to hold cologne.
I pulled one out of the fridge and said, in a
decent imitation of Daemon, “I don’t drink . . . wine
cooler.”
Leischneudel smiled, starting to relax a
little.
“But any port in a storm,” I added in my own
voice.
He came closer. “You really think it’s
Nocturne?”
I gave a derisive snort. “Of course.” I opened the
small bottle, sniffed its contents, then took a cautious sip,
expecting to taste mediocre red wine diluted by fruit juice and
soda.
Leischneudel drew in a sharp breath.
“Esther.”
Instead, I tasted salt, iron, and something
altogether much too biological. I gagged, spat, dropped the
little bottle, and covered my mouth with my hand as blood
splattered on the nice area carpet at my feet—which was Daemon’s
personal property.
“Oh, my God!” I blurted.
A sultry voice in the doorway said, “So
you’re the one who’s been pilfering my supply.”
Leischneudel and I whirled to face Daemon as he
entered his dressing room, an expression of amused surprise on his
face as he looked at me.
“Ugh! Blegh!” I made unattractive gestures
with my tongue as I tried to chase away the disgusting taste and
texture I had just sampled. “You do keep blood in these
bottles!”
Daemon blinked. “What were you expecting?”
“I was hoping for Nocturne.”
He looked skeptical. “Seriously?”
“Well, ‘hoping,’ would be an exaggeration,” I
admitted. “We got roughed up on the pavement out there.
Again. I wanted a drink.”
Daemon grinned wickedly. “Be my guest.”
“A drink of alcohol.”
“An insipid substitute.”
Leischneudel stood motionless, his nostrils
quivering as he stared wide-eyed at the puddle of blood soaking
into the carpet at my feet.
I looked down at it, too. “That was revolting. But
I’m sorry about the mess, Daemon.”
He shrugged gracefully. “These things happen.
Especially with virgins.”
I’d been around him long enough to know that
“virgins” meant people inexperienced in “vampire sex,” which I
gathered involved blood ingestion—a sexual practice that struck me
as roughly on a par with jumping off a cliff if it did not include
exchanging recent bloodtest results with one’s partner. I had
always assumed Daemon was lying about it. Now, as I fumbled in my
tote bag for a bottle of water to wash the sickening taste of blood
out of my mouth, I wondered if there was some truth to those claims
after all.
Yes, I understood that saying he kept blood
in his dressing room was part of his schtick. But why was there was
actual blood in here?
Then a more important question occurred to
me.
“Is that blood safe?” I asked anxiously. “I mean,
has it been tested?”
“Shhh.” Daemon put a gentle finger over my lips.
“You’re perfectly all right.”
I brushed his hand aside. “Please tell me
it’s not human.”
He looked down at his finger, and I noticed that it
was smeared with blood. “It looks like you didn’t even swallow,” he
said wryly. Holding my gaze with sensual intensity, he licked the
blood off his fingertip. “Mmmm.”
I took comfort in the conviction that he probably
wouldn’t do that unless he knew for certain the blood was indeed
safe.
I wiped my mouth with my hand and realized there
was blood on my chin from when I had reflexively spat.
“Blegh.”
Leischneudel bent over to pick up the bottle I had
dropped, which he set gingerly on the makeup counter. Then he
looked at my face. “Oh! Here, Esther. Let me.” He picked up a
towel, held it briefly under the tap in the corner sink to dampen
it, then wiped my mouth, chin, and hand.
I said, “I’m really sorry about your carpet,
Daemon. I’ll clean it up.” I opened my water bottle and drank a big
sip.
While I was swishing water around in my mouth and
trying not to think about the texture of the hemoglobin I had just
tasted, Daemon said, “No need. Victor will be along any moment.
He’ll see to it.”
Daemon had a personal assistant who did everything
for him but wipe his bottom. And for all I knew, maybe Victor did
that, too.
I felt myself gagging again and decided to avoid
nauseating mental images until after I had recovered from tasting
blood.
“No, I’m the one who spilled it,” I said. “I’ll
clean it up.”
“Nonsense,” Daemon said dismissively. “Leave it to
Victor. He’ll know what to do.”
“Well . . . I’m sorry about it. And also about
coming in here without asking.”
Leischneudel added, “We were a little stressed
out.”
Daemon sat down in front of his makeup mirror and
studied his reflection with satisfaction. “The fans are
excited tonight, aren’t they?”
Although he embraced and perpetuated various
familiar tropes of vampirism, Daemon refuted the popular notion
that vampires didn’t have reflections. He described it as a
fictional embellishment that conflicted with the laws of physics.
This explanation satisfied his fans while eliminating practical
challenges that he couldn’t realistically overcome. Apart from the
obvious impossibility of managing to avoid reflective surfaces at
all times wherever he went, he also needed to be able to look into
the mirror, like any other actor, to prepare for
performances.
His black hair already looked sexily windswept, but
he evidently decided it needed some preparation for tonight. Daemon
reached for a brush and some hairspray and started working on
it.
Seeing an opportunity to voice his concerns,
Leischneudel stiffened his spine and raised the subject of my
safety, in view of what had happened last night.
While Leischneudel talked and Daemon ignored him, I
grabbed some tissues from Daemon’s makeup table and tried scrubbing
my tongue. Then I drank more water.
“Oh, lighten up,” Daemon said after a while. “It
was just some harmless fun. And Esther looks fine.” He sent me a
darkly flirtatious glance. “Ravishing as always.”
Leischneudel explained that I had a black eye which
was well concealed by makeup, and he persisted in warning Daemon
that his ill-advised actions of last night might have dire
consequences for me.
Daemon tilted his head this way and that, his
attention fixed on his reflection as he styled his hair. His gaze
only wavered for a moment—when I gargled some water. Both men
turned to look at me.
“Sorry,” I said.
“You should embrace new sensations, Esther,” Daemon
advised. “Not try to obliterate them from your being.”
“Whatever.” I gargled some more, hoping it would
irritate him.
Daemon merely shrugged and shook his head, still
looking amused about catching me red-handed with his blood
supply.
I imagined the disappointment on Dr. Hal’s face, if
we met again, when I had to tell him it really was
blood.
Then I remembered the semen request and felt a tad
queasy again. However, if a woman didn’t actually know Daemon, I
realized as I watched him set aside his hairbrush and open his
makeup box, the thought of getting that personal with him would
probably seem more appealing than nauseating.
For all that he was vain, self-absorbed, and full
of absurd pretensions, there was no denying that nature had blessed
Daemon with physical allure. He was about 6 foot 2, with a lean,
graceful build, square shoulders, slim hips, and firmly muscled
legs. His black hair was thick and wavy, and his dark eyes and
brows were intensely dramatic in his pale, handsomely hawklike
face. His age was a closely guarded secret, but I thought he was
probably in his midthirties.
He had an attractive speaking voice and good stage
articulation, but he had dodged my questions about whether he’d had
formal training. I thought he probably had, though; after playing
the lead role in a demanding schedule for the past six weeks in a
good-sized theater, Daemon’s voice was still as clear as a bell,
not worn or hoarse. That level of vocal stamina suggested he was a
trained stage actor, like the rest of us. But he was habitually
vague about his past, and he never admitted to anything as mundane
as taking acting classes or attending drama school.
He was also never very clear about how he had
supposedly become a vampire. There were occasional allusions to
being debauched by a seductive older woman when he was a lad, but
“being turned” was an “intensely private experience” that Daemon
preferred not to talk about. I wondered if the tabloid reporter to
whom Daemon had lately agreed to grant an exclusive and very
expensive in-depth interview would get a more detailed version of
the tale out of him.
As if my thoughts had summoned him, Al Tarr, the
writer who was Daemon’s constant shadow these days, appeared in the
doorway. His cynical blue gaze swept the room, taking in
everything, and then he nodded in the general direction of the
stage door as he said to us, “Did you hear that the cops have
arrested a real vampire out there tonight?”