14
I soon discovered that I had drastically
underestimated the vampysteria that would be unleashed by the
ghoulish tabloid stories and Internet chatter about Angeline being
murdered while dressed as Miss Jane Aubrey, the exsanguination
(which the police had indeed, as Lopez predicted, been unable to
keep quiet), and Daemon’s involvement in the case.
Max disliked all forms of motorized transport, and
the theater was within a few blocks of the park, so we walked
there. I felt anxious about encountering the vamparazzi on foot;
but today I was accompanied by a dog the size of a minivan, as well
as a talented mage who had survived fighting real vampires. So,
hah!—let the Janes just try to attack me now! Apart from
sleeping with men like Daemon, it would prove to be the biggest
mistake of their scantily clad lives.
However, though reckless, I wasn’t stupid. I put on
a pair of dark glasses and borrowed Max’s fedora, hoping not to be
recognized.
When we got within a block of the theater, though,
I was flabbergasted by the size of the crowd, as well as alarmed by
how unruly they were today.
The NYPD seemed to share my reaction. Even as Max
and I approached the first barricade, a police van pulled up to the
curb and additional patrolmen started pouring out of the back of
the vehicle, obviously summoned to assist with crowd control. A cop
who looked as if he was considering changing professions was
speaking into a megaphone, warning people to stay behind the police
barricades, to refrain from pushing and shoving, and to keep all
their clothes on—adding to someone in the seething throng, “Yes,
that does include you, miss.”
“Good heavens!” Max said. “This is
extraordinary!”
“Yeah,” I said. “You would think it’s just too
chilly for partial nudity.”
Nelli was looking around with mingled interest and
anxiety, panting a little with nervous excitement. Her long tail
wagged in an uncertain rhythm, evincing her indecision about
whether she found the noisy, swarming, strangely dressed crowds
here friendly or menacing.
“Ow !” A woman behind us yelped when Nelli’s
lethal tail whipped against her. She wore the requisite black
leather, goth makeup, elaborate hairstyle, and impractical
heels.
“I do apologize!” Max said to her, unfazed by her
appearance. Well, he’d seen the bloodthirsty undead, after all.
“Nelli, please be more cautious.”
“Is that a dog?” The woman’s nasal voice and
New Jersey accent rather spoiled the exotic effect of her outfit.
“That’s the biggest dog I’ve ever seen!”
Forcing my way through the dense crowd, I pulled
Max along behind me, who in turn pulled Nelli. I kept going until
my stomach was pressing against a police barricade. With some
difficulty, I waved down a police officer and convinced him to get
close enough for me to speak to him. Then I showed him my ID.
Pitching my voice for his hearing only, I said,
“I’m in the cast. I need to get to the theater. I don’t want to
attract any atten—”
“Sergeant!” The cop lifted his head and shouted
down the street, loudly enough for the nearest hundred vamparazzi
to hear, “This is Esther Diamond! She’s in the cast! What do I do
now?”
I sighed, removed Max’s fedora (which was too big
for my head, anyhow), and gave it back to him as people in the
crowd started screaming, “Jane! It’s Jane! Jane!”
“Thank you, officer,” I said wearily. “You’re very
helpful.”
“That’s what we’re here for, miss.”
People in the crowd immediately started pressing in
on me, pushing and shoving to get closer to me, grabbing at my
clothes and arms. My sunglasses fell off, hit the ground, and were
trampled. I cried out when I felt my hair being pulled. Nelli
barked sharply, prancing around me in agitation as bodies smooshed
up against both of us. She had obviously made up her mind about
these people, now that they were shouting, shoving, and pawing at
me. Whether or not Max’s mystical familiar could identify a living
vampire remained to be seen, but she certainly knew an unruly mob
when she saw one.
I was clutching Max for balance now. He had a look
of fierce concentration on his face and was muttering something in
what sounded like Latin. A moment later, at least a dozen people
around us suddenly flailed and flew backward, as if pushed by a
large, unseen hand. Some of them staggered into the people behind
them. Others fell on their butts. All of them looked utterly
astonished.
Max looked around, clearly pleased with the results
of his effort to protect me. “Oh, that was rather good. I wasn’t
sure it would work.”
The stunned vamparazzi were jabbering in confusion,
shrieking, or trying to catch their breath after being winded by
that sudden fall. Cops nearby were rushing toward this area and
blowing their whistles.
A thin, sallow Jane who was lying on the ground
pointed at me. “She assaulted me. She pushed me! I want to
press charges!”
“I never touched you,” I snapped. “And that dress
doesn’t suit you at all.”
Max was trying to soothe Nelli, who was still
barking in alarm.
“Miss Diamond?” One of the cops from the blockedoff
portion of the street called, “If you’ll move to the end of the
barricade, we can let you through.”
I doubtfully eyed the horde of vamparazzi whom I
would have to push past to get to the spot he had indicated.
Then I heard another shrill whistle—made by an
unaided human mouth this time—pierce through the sea of bodies that
surrounded the people who were still picking themselves up off the
sidewalk.
A deep male voice bellowed, “Coming through! Please
make way! Miss, do not make me move you. Thank you! Coming
through!”
Four tall men, moving together like a military
unit, shoved their way through the crowd, then stepped over the
people who were still sitting on the sidewalk with dazed
expressions. The foursome stopped directly in front of me and
Max.
The one whose voice I’d heard said, “Miss Diamond,
how do you do? I’m Flame.” He gestured to his three black-clad
companions. “That’s Treat, he’s Casper, and this is Silent. We’re
your vampire posse.”
“My what?”
“Your vampire posse, ma’am.” He was a tall, burly
man with long blond hair, a beard, and tattooed forearms. He wore
no makeup, but he was in the usual black leather clothing, and he
had a profusion of silver jewelry—chains, pins, earrings, and
rings, all in the shapes of skulls, dragons, and daggers. “We will
escort you safely to the stage door.” He eyed Nelli, who was
bristling at him. “And we’ll protect you from this dog.”
“She’s with me. So is this gentleman.” I was
clinging to Max’s arm. “Who sent you?”
“No one,” said Flame. “We are strictly a voluntary
force, ma’am.”
“I see.” I suspected that four total strangers
offering to take charge of my safety was implicitly included in the
things Lopez had instructed me to avoid. “I’m not sure . . .”
“The vampire community has decided we need to
protect the cast members of this show from people who are
conducting themselves in a way that reflects badly on
vampires.”
“Lithuanians, loose cannons, or the undead?”
“Even the undead aren’t this unruly,” Max said
seriously.
Flame continued, “Your protection was deemed
a matter of particular urgency, Miss Diamond, because you were
assaulted last night.”
“And also the night before,” I added.
“Nothing like that will happen to you again. Not on
my watch.” Flame looked over my shoulder and raised his hand
in friendly salute to the cops on the other side of the barricade.
“Thank you for your vigilance, officers. We’ve got this covered
now.”
“Miss Diamond?” a cop called behind me.
I noticed that the vamparazzi were gradually
backing off and calming down. Perhaps because Flame and his pals
were their own kind, so to speak.
“My vampire posse, huh?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Okay.” I made my decision. “Please get me and my
companions to the stage door without further incident.”
“Absolutely. Right this way, ma’am.”
I waved to the cops and, still holding onto Max’s
arm, proceeded through the crowd, surrounded by my bodyguards and
followed so closely by Nelli that her paws kept scraping my heels.
Her nails needed cutting.
My vampire posse moved through the crowd like a hot
knife through butter, maintaining a steady pace, keeping people
away from me, and sternly advising the vamparazzi to show courtesy
and respect.
Several young women dressed like Jane were trying
to get my autograph, which was certainly an improvement over
punching and kicking me; but I was disinclined to risk stopping
long enough to sign anything.
My protectors (except for Silent, who said nothing)
tersely warned the Janes away, uttering phrases like, “Move out of
Miss Diamond’s perimeter immediately or you will be deemed a
clear and present threat.”
We also passed a long line of black-clad people
carrying banners from Vampire Recovery (whose membership appeared
to have tripled overnight). When they realized whom the posse was
escorting, they all started screaming at me, “Run, Esther! Run!
Don’t do the show! He’s too dangerous! Look what happened to
Angeline! Don’t go anywhere near him!”
“Well, that’s certainly helped settle my distracted
nerves right before a performance,” I said. “Much appreciated,
folks.”
They were too busy shouting to notice that I had
spoken.
Max leaned close to me. “Attempting to identify a
vampire in this milieu will be more challenging than I
anticipated.”
“Indeed.” Considering the insanity out here, as
well as Nelli’s agitation, I said, “You’d both better come inside
with me.”
I also saw Dr. Hal from the Society for the
Scientific Study of Vampires. He was hopping up and down on the
edge of my, er, perimeter. Today his picket sign said:
VAMPIRE—OR JUST MURDERER?
I began to wonder how many people besides the cops
thought Daemon was guilty.
Dr. Hal caught my eye and shouted, “Esther! We need
to talk! Help us prove he’s not a vampire!”
“Who is that?” Max asked curiously as Hal waved at
me.
“Don’t encourage him,” I said.
My vampire posse escorted us to our destination
without anyone laying a finger on me. Then, at my insistence, the
police allowed them to pass through the barricade and go right up
to the stage door with me. As I pointed out to the cops, I had been
attacked on this very spot two nights in a row, while police
were on duty there; so now I chose to bring my own security. I gave
instructions that my vampire posse, who had done a better job of
protecting me today than any of the police had done to date, were
to be allowed to wait for me right outside the stage door
after the show.
Once inside the theater, with the stage door closed
firmly behind us, Max, Nelli, and I all let out identical sighs of
relief.
“The Council of Gediminas,” Max said, “will be more
than a little vexed by how much negative attention this whole
matter is attracting to vampirism.”
I shrugged and led the way to my dressing room.
“Who are they going to complain to?”
“Complaining is not their way,” Max said
ominously as he followed me. “Swift, decisive, comprehensive
action—and, if they deem it necessary, ruthless action—is
more in keeping with their methods.”
“Oh. Good point.”
“You fucking bastard, Eric!” Mad Rachel
screeched. “Go to hell, you SHITTY FUCKFACE!”
Nelli flinched.
Max winced. “Good heavens! What is
that?”
“My roommate.” I sighed and pushed open the door to
my dressing room.
Already in costume and makeup (she was punctual, if
nothing else), Rachel was pacing the room with her cell phone
pressed to her ear. As we entered, she emitted another volley of
vicious obscenities at full volume. Despite living through 350
eventful years of confronting Evil, Max seemed shocked by her
language.
Rachel looked annoyed by our intrusion. Then her
gaze fixed on Nelli. An unfamiliar expression contorted her pretty
face. It dawned on me that she might be afraid of dogs. Or allergic
to them. Or just not like animals. And Nelli, in addition to her
intimidating size, was neither the best behaved nor the most
hygienic animal in the world—or, indeed, within any random two
hundredyard radius.
Perhaps it had been thoughtless of me to bring
Nelli into this dressing room without asking.
I certainly hoped so.
“Rachel, this is my friend Max. And that’s his
canine companion, Nelli.” Driven by a level of malice I would have
said was beyond me, prior to sharing this space with Mad Rachel for
the past six weeks, I added, “Max has come to see the show. Nelli
will stay here in our room.”
The contortion of Rachel’s face grew more
pronounced. She said into her phone, “I have to go now. Love you.
Bye.” She disconnected the call. “Nelli?”
Hearing her name, Nelli, whose nerves were
recovering now, crossed the room to greet Rachel.
Eagerly anticipating Rachel’s horrified reaction as
Nelli approached her, I finally recognized the unfamiliar
expression distorting her face. Pleasure.
I had never seen Mad Rachel look pleased
before.
She reached out to pet and pat Nelli
enthusiastically, then gave the canine familiar a big hug. “Ohhhh,
who’s a pwiddy widdle dog? Who’s got the pwiddiest face in the
whole wide world? Is it you, Nelli? Is it you? Oh, yes,
who’s a good girl? Who’s a good gurrrrl?”
Nelli, the traitorous baggage, lapped it up. She
wagged her lethal tail furiously, whined with delight, bounced
around playfully (knocking over a chair), licked Rachel’s face, and
gently butted the actress in the stomach with her massive
head.
I looked at Max in bemusement.
He beamed at me. “Nelli has such a way with
people.”
“Oh, there you are!” Leischneudel said from the
doorway, still clean-faced and in his street clothes. He was pale
and there were dark circles under his eyes. I recalled that he’d
scarcely slept for the past two nights. “I was kind of worried.
Those crowds out there . . .”
Nelli sneezed violently. Right on Rachel’s
dress.
I tensed, expecting a sudden (and noisy) shift in
the prevailing wind. Rachel was so fastidious that she threw a
tantrum if I happened to leave a used tissue lying on my side of
our makeup counter.
But the actress just brushed casually at her gown
and warbled, “Oh, somebody sneezed! Did Nelli sneeze? Was
that you sneezing, Nelli?”
As if sensing her cue, Nelli sneezed again. And yet
again.
“Oh, poor baby! Someone’s got a widdle cold!”
Leischneudel was staring at Rachel as if she had
grown a second head.
I said to him, “I guess she likes dogs.”
He continued gaping at Rachel for a long moment,
then gave himself a little shake. “I suppose, sooner or later, she
was bound to like something.”
I introduced Leischneudel to Max. They exchanged
cordial greetings, then the actor’s gaze shifted again to Rachel.
She was cooing solicitously as she poured a drink of water for
Nelli into an empty cookie tin that previous denizens of this room
had left behind.
“I have a four-man vampire posse now,” I told
Leischneudel. “Do you have one, too?”
“I have the Caped Crusaders,” he said. “Two guys in
... capes. I was, oh, a little startled when they suddenly flanked
me outside the theater today.”
“I know the feeling.”
“I guess they mean well, but they make me
nervous.”
“Go figure.”
“Esther, something’s up. There’s a . . .” He
glanced hesitantly at Max.
“Max is a trusted friend,” I said. “You can speak
freely in front of him.”
And there were no worries about speaking in front
of Rachel, who was still yakking chirpily to Nelli.
Leischneudel nodded and said, “Well, Daemon came to
work early today. Trying to beat the crowd, I think.”
“That’s not like him,” I noted.
Nelli sneezed. Rachel coddled her.
Leischneudel continued, “I got the impression from
what Victor said—Victor’s really in a state—that Daemon was
worried about a negative reception from some of the fans. So he
wanted to arrive well before he was expected and get inside
quickly.” He explained, “You see, Tarr filed a story about the
murder that was released in the Exposé’s online edition a
few hours ago. And it doesn’t make Daemon look good.”
“Well, what did Daemon expect?” I said
dismissively. “Tarr’s in this for himself, not for Daemon.”
“Apparently that didn’t really occur to Daemon
until he saw today’s story,” said Leischneudel. “Anyhow, Tarr got
here a few minutes after I did. As soon as they met, Daemon started
shouting.”
“I kind of regret missing that.” I asked
hopefully, “Is there any chance Daemon threw him out of the theater
and told him never to darken our doorway again?”
“I think he might have been working up to that. He
was really angry. But then they were interrupted. Detective Branson
showed up and wanted to speak to Daemon right away.”
“Who is Detective Branson?” Max asked.
I explained, then wondered, “Doesn’t Branson ever
sleep?”
“I guess Tarr got kicked out of the room then,
because he . . .” Leischneudel stopped speaking and turned his head
to look through the open door.
“What?” I prodded.
“Someone’s coming,” he said, obviously interested
in seeing who it was.
I heard footsteps a moment later. Then I saw
Detective Branson walking past my door. He noticed that it was
open—and that Max, Leischneudel, and I were all looking at him. So
he stopped to say hello.
“How are you today, Miss Diamond?”
“A little worse for the wear.” I hadn’t intended my
voice to be quite so chilly, but I was recalling that he’d told
Lopez he considered me a viable murder suspect. “And you,
detective?”
He took in my appearance—the black eye, the welt on
my neck, the abrasions on my cheek. “Have you seen a doctor?”
“I’m an actress. I can’t afford a doctor,” I said.
“How is the investigation coming?”
“Well, it would be better for everyone if the
tabloids would leave it alone, that’s for sure.”
“Fat chance,” I said glumly.
“Yep.” Branson left.
Keeping his voice low as the sound of Branson’s
footsteps faded away, Max asked Leischneudel, “Do you know why the
detective came to see Mr. Ravel?”
Leischneudel shook his head and was about to say
something, but we suddenly heard shouting coming from Daemon’s
dressing room. Without hesitation or delay, the three of us
scurried into the hallway and stood there eavesdropping.
Unfortunately, though, Daemon lacked Rachel’s industrial-strength
volume, so I couldn’t tell what he was saying.
Victor was pacing anxiously right outside Daemon’s
door, so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn’t notice us.
However, I thought he probably would notice if, for example,
I shoved him aside and pressed my ear directly to Daemon’s
door.
Listening with a faint frown of concentration to
the echoes of Daemon’s angry voice floating down the hall,
Leischneudel said, “Something about the girl didn’t stay. She left
after ten minutes . . . ‘You knew that. I told you
that’ . . . He’s asking why Tarr didn’t write the truth.”
I snorted. “Can Daemon really be that naive?”
Victor finally noticed our presence. He gave a wan
little wave, then went back to pacing.
Now we could hear Tarr’s voice. He was apparently
trying to soothe Daemon.
“Tarr being soothing is peculiarly disturbing,
isn’t it?” I said.
Daemon stopped shouting after one more short, sharp
outburst.
A few moments later, Leischneudel shook his head.
“I can’t make out anything else.”
“Daemon certainly sounded agitated. Not at all like
his usual self.” I said to Max, “Reluctant though I am to subject
myself to Tarr’s prose, I wonder if we should read that
article?”
“You can find it easily. It’s all over the
Internet,” Leischneudel said. “And tomorrow’s print edition of the
Exposé will run an expanded and updated version on the front
page.”
“Give me a summary.”
“Daemon lured the girl to his place and killed her
in a fit of delusional bloodlust,” Leischneudel said.
“Wow,” I said. “No wonder he’s angry.”
“The article never actually says that, of
course. It’s all insinuation and innuendo, written with the
pretense that the author considers Daemon innocent. But by the time
you finish reading it, you’re convinced he did it.”
Even for a D-list celebrity who believed that no
matter what was said, being talked about was always better than
not being talked about, this probably crossed the
line.
Leischneudel glanced at his watch. “I’m going to go
get ready for the show. Oh, by the way, is Thack still
coming?”
“Yes, as far as I know.”
After Leischneudel left us, Max said to me, “Under
the circumstances, perhaps our first step should be to attempt to
determine whether Mr. Ravel is or is not what he claims to
be.”
I nodded. “I’ll get Nelli.”
I still didn’t believe that the attention-seeking
actor who secretly extracted his own blood in the course of
conducting his elaborate charade was a vampire—either made
or hereditary. But I agreed with Max that it made sense to
try to find out for sure.
I went back into my dressing room, where I found
Nelli still playing with Mad Rachel. I grabbed the dog’s pink leash
and ignored Rachel’s whining objections as I led Nelli out of the
room.
“I’m very disappointed in you,” I said to Nelli in
the hallway. “You like her?”
She panted cheerfully as I handed her leash to Max.
We three proceeded down the hall to Daemon’s dressing room, where I
brushed off Victor’s anxious protests as I knocked on the door.
Then I opened it and entered without waiting to be invited in. My
disdain for both of the men inside the room ensured that I really
didn’t care if I was interrupting a private conversation.
As it happened, though, Daemon looked relieved by
the interruption, and Tarr was pleased to see me. I found the
reporter’s welcoming grin and warm greeting so disturbing that I
momentarily forgot why I was there.
Then Tarr said, “Who’s the old guy? And what is
that—a hybrid dog-horse thing?”
Nelli sneezed again, quite forcefully.
I performed introductions.
“I’m allergic to dogs,” Daemon said. “Could you
please take her out of the room?”
“A creature of the night with allergies?” I said
dubiously.
Daemon put his hand over his eyes and gave a watery
sigh. I stared at him in surprise.
Nelli sneezed.
“Hey, I think that dog’s allergic to you,
Daemon!” Tarr guffawed at his own witticism.
“I think something in the theater is bothering
her,” I said, noticing that Nelli’s eyes looked a bit
irritated.
Dogs have very sensitive sinuses, and the backstage
area of the Hamburg was redolent with dust, sawdust, industrial
grime and commercial cleaning fluids, chemical residues and odors,
and airborne particles from hairspray, starch, cosmetic powder, and
the sweat of generations of actors. In addition to which, I
realized, I was somewhat aromatic myself, having applied generous
amounts of muscle liniment and antibiotic cream before leaving home
today—though that hadn’t bothered Nelli before, so I probably
wasn’t the cause of her irritated senses.
“Did you want something, Esther?” Daemon asked
without enthusiasm.
Max and I both looked expectantly at Nelli. On
previous occasions, she had become extremely agitated, even
menacing, upon encountering dangerous mystical beings. Would that
be her reaction to vampires?
Nelli sneezed again and gave a little groan.
I said her name with concern and stroked her head.
She drooled a bit and gave a gentle wag of her tale.
Max and I looked at each other. Then we both looked
at Daemon.
Noticing our intent expressions, the actor said,
“Yes?”
Since our mystical familiar hadn’t clarified things
by treating Daemon as a threat, Max evidently decided to cut to the
chase. “As an ardent student of vampire lore, sir, I would be very
interested in hearing the story of your transformation.”
Daemon made an inarticulate sound, closed his eyes,
and rubbed his temples.
Tarr folded his arms and said cheerfully, “I have a
feeling our boy may be rethinking that part of his bio just
now.”
“Don’t call me your ‘boy,’ ” Daemon snapped, still
rubbing his temples.
Tarr shot back, “Who is Danny Ravinsky?”
Daemon opened his eyes at that. “Get out.”
Nelli sneezed.
Tarr said to us, “That cop—Branson—showed up a
little while ago. When our b . . . When Daemon tried to brush him
off, Branson said he wanted to talk about Danny Ravinsky. And,
whoa, that certainly attracted our friend’s attention.” He
paused, then prodded, “So who is he, Daemon?”
As the obvious answer hit me, I blurted, “Another
murder victim?”
Tarr seemed grotesquely entertained by this
question.
Daemon scowled at me. “No.”
There was a long, awkward silence.
Tarr broke it by saying, “You know, when I was in
Hollywood, there was this huge star who—”
“Get out,” Daemon said again. “I have to get ready
for the show. Leave.”
“Okay, okay. I’ll be back tomorrow. We still have a
lot to talk about.” Tarr looked at me. “You and me, too,
toots.”
“We don’t have anything to discuss,” I said firmly.
“And don’t call me ‘toots.’ ”
He grinned and said, with what he evidently
imagined was flirtatious charm, “I’m an interesting guy, when you
really get to know me.”
I was spared having to respond, since Daemon and
Nelli both sneezed at the same time, startling everyone.
Daemon said, “Please take that dog out of
here.”
“Of course! My apologies, sir.” Max said to me,
“Nelli and I shall go, er, engage with the crowd. Now that all the
actors are inside the theater, the situation may be less volatile
outside.”
“But there are so many people out there,
Max.”
Tarr said to Daemon, “What was I just
saying? This thing is exposure for you.”
“Why are you still here?” Daemon asked him
coldly.
“Yeah, yeah.” Tarr was still grinning. “Going,
going.”
“Our reconnaissance outside may turn out to be
fruitless,” Max said to me, “but that possibility should never be a
deterrent in any endeavor.”
“You’ll miss the show,” I pointed out.
“Lucky you,” Tarr muttered as he passed Max on his
way out the door and left.
Nelli sneezed.
“She’s still here,” Daemon noted tersely.
“Never mind, Max, I’ll get you a ticket for another
night,” I said quickly.
“Excellent!” He paused in the doorway. “I shall
rendezvous with you in your dressing room after the
performance.”
I nodded. Then I closed the door behind Max and
Nelli, and I turned to face Daemon.
“And now you’re still here,” he
grumbled.
I asked, “Who is Danny Ravinsky?”
“None of your business, Esther.”
“Oh, come on, Daemon,” I said. “Wise up! Whoever he
is, do you honestly think it’s a secret you can keep now that
Tarr has heard the name? Now that he’s heard a cop
baiting you with it?”
To my surprise, Daemon suddenly looked like he was
going to cry. “Oh, my God.” He buried his head in his hands and
heaved a horrible, half-sobbing sigh. “Oh, God.”
“Who is Danny Ravinksy?” I asked again. “Why are
the cops interested in him?”
Daemon lifted his head and said wearily, “He’s
me.”