VILLAGE
After hoeing, or perhaps reading and writing, in the forenoon, I
usually bathed again in the pond, swimming across one of its coves
for a stint, and washed the dust of labor from my person, or
smoothed out the last wrinkle which study had made, and for the
afternoon was absolutely free. Every day or two I strolled to the
village to hear some of the gossip which is incessantly going on
there, circulating either from mouth to mouth, or from newspaper to
newspaper, and which, taken in homeopathic doses, was really as
refreshing in its way as the rustle of leaves and the peeping of
frogs. As I walked in the woods to see the birds and squirrels, so
I walked in the village to see the men and boys; instead of the
wind among the pines I heard the carts rattle. In one direction
from my house there was a colony of muskrats in the river meadows;
under the grove of elms and buttonwoods in the other horizon was a
village of busy men, as curious to me as if they had been
prairie-dogs, each sitting at the mouth of its burrow, or running
over to a neighbor's to gossip. I went there frequently to observe
their habits. The village appeared to me a great news room; and on
one side, to support it, as once at Redding & Company's on
State Street, they kept nuts and raisins, or salt and meal and
other groceries. Some have such a vast appetite for the former
commodity, that is, the news, and such sound digestive organs, that
they can sit forever in public avenues without stirring, and let it
simmer and whisper through them like the Etesian winds, or as if
inhaling ether, it only producing numbness and insensibility to
pain—otherwise it would often be painful to bear—without affecting
the consciousness. I hardly ever failed, when I rambled through the
village, to see a row of such worthies, either sitting on a ladder
sunning themselves, with their bodies inclined forward and their
eyes glancing along the line this way and that, from time to time,
with a voluptuous expression, or else leaning against a barn with
their hands in their pockets, like caryatides, as if to prop it up.
They, being commonly out of doors, heard whatever was in the wind.
These are the coarsest mills, in which all gossip is first rudely
digested or cracked up before it is emptied into finer and more
delicate hoppers within doors. I observed that the vitals of the
village were the grocery, the bar-room, the post- office, and the
bank; and, as a necessary part of the machinery, they kept a bell,
a big gun, and a fire-engine, at convenient places; and the houses
were so arranged as to make the most of mankind, in lanes and
fronting one another, so that every traveller had to run the
gauntlet, and every man, woman, and child might get a lick at him.
Of course, those who were stationed nearest to the head of the
line, where they could most see and be seen, and have the first
blow at him, paid the highest prices for their places; and the few
straggling inhabitants in the outskirts, where long gaps in the
line began to occur, and the traveller could get over walls or turn
aside into cow-paths, and so escape, paid a very slight ground or
window tax. Signs were hung out on all sides to allure him; some to
catch him by the appetite, as the tavern and victualling cellar;
some by the fancy, as the dry goods store and the jeweller's; and
others by the hair or the feet or the skirts, as the barber, the
shoe-maker, or the tailor. Besides, there was a still more terrible
standing invitation to call at every one of these houses, and
company expected about these times. For the most part I escaped
wonderfully from these dangers, either by proceeding at once boldly
and with out deliberation to the goal, as is recommended to those
who run the gauntlet, or by keeping my thoughts on high things,
like Orpheus, who, "loudly singing the praises of the gods to his
lyre, drowned the voices of the Sirens, and kept out of danger."
Sometimes I bolted suddenly, and nobody could tell my whereabouts,
for I did not stand much about gracefulness, and never hesitated at
a gap in a fence. I was even accustomed to make an irruption into
some houses, where I was well entertained, and after learning the
kernels and very last sieveful of news—what had subsided, the
prospects of war and peace, and whether the world was likely to
hold together much longer—I was let out through the rear avenues,
and so escaped to the woods again. It was very pleasant, when I
stayed late in town, to launch myself into the night, especially if
it was dark and tempestuous, and set sail from some bright village
parlor or lecture room, with a bag of rye or Indian meal upon my
shoulder, for my snug harbor in the woods, having made all tight
without and withdrawn under hatches with a merry crew of thoughts,
leaving only my outer man at the helm, or even tying up the helm
when it was plain sailing. I had many a genial thought by the cabin
fire "as I sailed." I was never cast away nor distressed in any
weather, though I encountered some severe storms. It is darker in
the woods, even in common nights, than most suppose. I frequently
had to look up at the opening between the trees above the path in
order to learn my route, and, where there was no cart-path, to feel
with my feet the faint track which I had worn, or steer by the
known relation of particular trees which I felt with my hands,
passing between two pines for instance, not more than eighteen
inches apart, in the midst of the woods, invariably, in the darkest
night. Sometimes, after coming home thus late in a dark and muggy
night, when my feet felt the path which my eyes could not see,
dreaming and absent-minded all the way, until I was aroused by
having to raise my hand to lift the latch, I have not been able to
recall a single step of my walk, and I have thought that perhaps my
body would find its way home if its master should forsake it, as
the hand finds its way to the mouth without assistance. Several
times, when a visitor chanced to stay into evening, and it proved a
dark night, I was obliged to conduct him to the cart-path in the
rear of the house, and then point out to him the direction he was
to pursue, and in keeping which he was to be guided rather by his
feet than his eyes. One very dark night I directed thus on their
way two young men who had been fishing in the pond. They lived
about a mile off through the woods, and were quite used to the
route. A day or two after one of them told me that they wandered
about the greater part of the night, close by their own premises,
and did not get home till toward morning, by which time, as there
had been several heavy showers in the meanwhile, and the leaves
were very wet, they were drenched to their skins. I have heard of
many going astray even in the village streets, when the darkness
was so thick that you could cut it with a knife, as the saying is.
Some who live in the outskirts, having come to town a-shopping in
their wagons, have been obliged to put up for the night; and
gentlemen and ladies making a call have gone half a mile out of
their way, feeling the sidewalk only with their feet, and not
knowing when they turned. It is a surprising and memorable, as well
as valuable experience, to be lost in the woods any time. Often in
a snow-storm, even by day, one will come out upon a well-known road
and yet find it impossible to tell which way leads to the village.
Though he knows that he has travelled it a thousand times, he
cannot recognize a feature in it, but it is as strange to him as if
it were a road in Siberia. By night, of course, the perplexity is
infinitely greater. In our most trivial walks, we are constantly,
though unconsciously, steering like pilots by certain well-known
beacons and headlands, and if we go beyond our usual course we
still carry in our minds the bearing of some neighboring cape; and
not till we are completely lost, or turned round—for a man needs
only to be turned round once with his eyes shut in this world to be
lost—do we appreciate the vastness and strangeness of nature. Every
man has to learn the points of compass again as often as be awakes,
whether from sleep or any abstraction. Not till we are lost, in
other words not till we have lost the world, do we begin to find
ourselves, and realize where we are and the infinite extent of our
relations. One afternoon, near the end of the first summer, when I
went to the village to get a shoe from the cobbler's, I was seized
and put into jail, because, as I have elsewhere related, I did not
pay a tax to, or recognize the authority of, the State which buys
and sells men, women, and children, like cattle, at the door of its
senate-house. I had gone down to the woods for other purposes. But,
wherever a man goes, men will pursue and paw him with their dirty
institutions, and, if they can, constrain him to belong to their
desperate oddfellow society. It is true, I might have resisted
forcibly with more or less effect, might have run "amok" against
society; but I preferred that society should run "amok" against me,
it being the desperate party. However, I was released the next day,
obtained my mended shoe, and returned to the woods in season to get
my dinner of huckleberries on Fair Haven Hill. I was never molested
by any person but those who represented the State. I had no lock
nor bolt but for the desk which held my papers, not even a nail to
put over my latch or windows. I never fastened my door night or
day, though I was to be absent several days; not even when the next
fall I spent a fortnight in the woods of Maine. And yet my house
was more respected than if it had been surrounded by a file of
soldiers. The tired rambler could rest and warm himself by my fire,
the literary amuse himself with the few books on my table, or the
curious, by opening my closet door, see what was left of my dinner,
and what prospect I had of a supper. Yet, though many people of
every class came this way to the pond, I suffered no serious
inconvenience from these sources, and I never missed anything but
one small book, a volume of Homer, which perhaps was improperly
gilded, and this I trust a soldier of our camp has found by this
time. I am convinced, that if all men were to live as simply as I
then did, thieving and robbery would be unknown. These take place
only in communities where some have got more than is sufficient
while others have not enough. The Pope's Homers would soon get
properly distributed. "
Nec bella
fuerunt,
Faginus astabat
dum scyphus ante dapes."
"Nor wars did men molest, When only beechen bowls were in request."
"You who govern public affairs, what need have you to employ
punishments? Love virtue, and the people will be virtuous. The
virtues of a superior man are like the wind; the virtues of a
common man are like the grass—I the grass, when the wind passes
over it, bends."