VISITORS
I think that I love society as much as most, and am ready enough to
fasten myself like a bloodsucker for the time to any full-blooded
man that comes in my way. I am naturally no hermit, but might
possibly sit out the sturdiest frequenter of the bar-room, if my
business called me thither. I had three chairs in my house; one for
solitude, two for friendship, three for society. When visitors came
in larger and unexpected numbers there was but the third chair for
them all, but they generally economized the room by standing up. It
is surprising how many great men and women a small house will
contain. I have had twenty-five or thirty souls, with their bodies,
at once under my roof, and yet we often parted without being aware
that we had come very near to one another. Many of our houses, both
public and private, with their almost innumerable apartments, their
huge halls and their cellars for the storage of wines and other
munitions of peace, appear to be extravagantly large for their
inhabitants. They are so vast and magnificent that the latter seem
to be only vermin which infest them. I am surprised when the herald
blows his summons before some Tremont or Astor or Middlesex House,
to see come creeping out over the piazza for all inhabitants a
ridiculous mouse, which soon again slinks into some hole in the
pavement. One inconvenience I sometimes experienced in so small a
house, the difficulty of getting to a sufficient distance from my
guest when we began to utter the big thoughts in big words. You
want room for your thoughts to get into sailing trim and run a
course or two before they make their port. The bullet of your
thought must have overcome its lateral and ricochet motion and
fallen into its last and steady course before it reaches the ear of
the bearer, else it may plow out again through the side of his
head. Also, our sentences wanted room to unfold and form their
columns in the interval. Individuals, like nations, must have
suitable broad and natural boundaries, even a considerable neutral
ground, between them. I have found it a singular luxury to talk
across the pond to a companion on the opposite side. In my house we
were so near that we could not begin to bear—we could not speak low
enough to be heard; as when you throw two stones into calm water so
near that they break each other's undula tions. If we are merely
loquacious and loud talkers, then we can afford to stand very near
together, cheek by jowl, and feel each other's breath; but if we
speak reservedly and thoughtfully, we want to be farther apart,
that all animal heat and moisture may have a chance to evaporate.
If we would enjoy the most intimate society with that in each of us
which is without, or above, being spoken to, we must not only be
silent, but commonly so far apart bodily that we cannot possibly
hear each other's voice in any case. Referred to this standard,
speech is for the convenience of those who are hard of hearing; but
there are many fine things which we cannot say if we have to shout.
As the conversation began to assume a loftier and grander tone, we
gradually shoved our chairs farther apart till they touched the
wall in opposite corners, and then commonly there was not room
enough. My "best" room, however, my withdrawing room, always ready
for company, on whose carpet the sun rarely fell, was the pine wood
behind my house. Thither in summer days, when distinguished guests
came, I took them, and a priceless domestic swept the floor and
dusted the furniture and kept the things in order. If one guest
came he sometimes partook of my frugal meal, and it was no
interruption to conversation to be stirring a hasty-pudding, or
watching the rising and maturing of a loaf of bread in the ashes,
in the meanwhile. But if twenty came and sat in my house there was
nothing said about dinner, though there might be bread enough for
two, more than if eating were a forsaken habit; but we naturally
practised abstinence; and this was never felt to be an offence
against hospitality, but the most proper and considerate course.
The waste and decay of physical life, which so often needs repair,
seemed miraculously retarded in such a case, and the vital vigor
stood its ground. I could entertain thus a thousand as well as
twenty; and if any ever went away disappointed or hungry from my
house when they found me at home, they may depend upon it that I
sympathized with them at least. So easy is it, though many
housekeepers doubt it, to establish new and better customs in the
place of the old. You need not rest your reputation on the dinners
you give. For my own part, I was never so effectually deterred from
frequenting a man's house, by any kind of Cerberus whatever, as by
the parade one made about dining me, which I took to be a very
polite and roundabout hint never to trouble him so again. I think I
shall never revisit those scenes. I should be proud to have for the
motto of my cabin those lines of Spenser which one of my visitors
inscribed on a yellow walnut leaf for a card: "Arrived there, the
little house they fill, Ne looke for entertainment where none was;
Rest is their feast, and all things at their will: The noblest mind
the best contentment has." When Winslow, afterward governor of the
Plymouth Colony, went with a companion on a visit of ceremony to
Massasoit on foot through the woods, and arrived tired and hungry
at his lodge, they were well received by the king, but nothing was
said about eating that day. When the night arrived, to quote their
own words—"He laid us on the bed with himself and his wife, they at
the one end and we at the other, it being only planks laid a foot
from the ground and a thin mat upon them. Two more of his chief
men, for want of room, pressed by and upon us; so that we were
worse weary of our lodging than of our journey." At one o'clock the
next day Massasoit "brought two fishes that he had shot," about
thrice as big as a bream. "These being boiled, there were at least
forty looked for a share in them; the most eat of them. This meal
only we had in two nights and a day; and had not one of us bought a
partridge, we had taken our journey fasting." Fearing that they
would be light-headed for want of food and also sleep, owing to
"the savages' barbarous singing, (for they use to sing themselves
asleep,)" and that they might get home while they had strength to
travel, they departed. As for lodging, it is true they were but
poorly entertained, though what they found an inconvenience was no
doubt intended for an honor; but as far as eating was concerned, I
do not see how the Indians could have done better. They had nothing
to eat themselves, and they were wiser than to think that apologies
could supply the place of food to their guests; so they drew their
belts tighter and said nothing about it. Another time when Winslow
visited them, it being a season of plenty with them, there was no
deficiency in this respect. As for men, they will hardly fail one
anywhere. I had more visitors while I lived in the woods than at
any other period in my life; I mean that I had some. I met several
there under more favorable circumstances than I could anywhere
else. But fewer came to see me on trivial business. In this
respect, my company was winnowed by my mere distance from town. I
had withdrawn so far within the great ocean of solitude, into which
the rivers of society empty, that for the most part, so far as my
needs were concerned, only the finest sediment was deposited around
me. Beside, there were wafted to me evidences of unexplored and
uncultivated continents on the other side. Who should come to my
lodge this morning but a true Homeric or Paphlagonian man—he had so
suitable and poetic a name that I am sorry I cannot print it here—a
Canadian, a woodchopper and post-maker, who can hole fifty posts in
a day, who made his last supper on a woodchuck which his dog
caught. He, too, has heard of Homer, and, "if it were not for
books," would "not know what to do rainy days," though perhaps he
has not read one wholly through for many rainy seasons. Some priest
who could pronounce the Greek itself taught him to read his verse
in the Testa ment in his native parish far away; and now I must
translate to him, while he holds the book, Achilles' reproof to
Patroclus for his sad countenance.—"Why are you in tears,
Patroclus, like a young girl?" "Or have you alone heard some news
from Phthia? They say that Menoetius lives yet, son of Actor, And
Peleus lives, son of Aeacus, among the Myrmidons, Either of whom
having died, we should greatly grieve." He says, "That's good." He
has a great bundle of white oak bark under his arm for a sick man,
gathered this Sunday morning.—I suppose there's no harm in going
after such a thing today," says he. To him Homer was a great
writer, though what his writing was about he did not know. A more
simple and natural man it would be hard to find. Vice and disease,
which cast such a sombre moral hue over the world, seemed to have
hardly any existance for him. He was about twenty-eight years old,
and had left Canada and his father's house a dozen years before to
work in the States, and earn money to buy a farm with at last,
perhaps in his native coun try. He was cast in the coarsest mould;
a stout but sluggish body, yet gracefully carried, with a thick
sunburnt neck, dark bushy hair, and dull sleepy blue eyes, which
were occasionally lit up with expression. He wore a flat gray cloth
cap, a dingy wool-colored greatcoat, and cowhide boots. He was a
great consumer of meat, usually carrying his dinner to his work a
couple of miles past my house—for he chopped all summer—in a tin
pail; cold meats, often cold woodchucks, and coffee in a stone
bottle which dangled by a string from his belt; and sometimes he
offered me a drink. He came along early, crossing my bean-field,
though without anxiety or haste to get to his work, such as Yankees
exhibit. He wasn't a-going to hurt himself. He didn't care if he
only earned his board. Frequently he would leave his dinner in the
bushes, when his dog had caught a woodchuck by the way, and go back
a mile and a half to dress it and leave it in the cellar of the
house where he boarded, after deliberating first for half an hour
whether he could not sink it in the pond safely till
nightfall—loving to dwell long upon these themes. He would say, as
he went by in the morning, "How thick the pigeons are! If working
every day were not my trade, I could get all the meat I should want
by huntingpigeons, woodchucks, rabbits, partridges—by gosh! I could
get all I should want for a week in one day." He was a skilful
chopper, and indulged in some flourishes and ornaments in his art.
He cut his trees level and close to the ground, that the sprouts
which came up afterward might be more vigorous and a sled might
slide over the stumps; and instead of leaving a whole tree to
support his corded wood, he would pare it away to a slender stake
or splinter which you could break off with your hand at last. He
interested me because he was so quiet and solitary and so happy
withal; a well of good humor and contentment which overflowed at
his eyes. His mirth was without alloy. Sometimes I saw him at his
work in the woods, felling trees, and he would greet me with a
laugh of inexpressible satisfaction, and a salutation in Canadian
French, though he spoke English as well. When I approached him he
would suspend his work, and with half-suppressed mirth lie along
the trunk of a pine which he had felled, and, peeling off the inner
bark, roll it up into a ball and chew it while he laughed and
talked. Such an exuberance of animal spirits had he that he
sometimes tumbled down and rolled on the ground with laughter at
anything which made him think and tickled him. Looking round upon
the trees he would exclaim—"By George! I can enjoy myself well
enough here chopping; I want no better sport." Sometimes, when at
leisure, he amused himself all day in the woods with a pocket
pistol, firing salutes to himself at regular intervals as he
walked. In the winter he had a fire by which at noon he warmed his
coffee in a kettle; and as he sat on a log to eat his dinner the
chickadees would sometimes come round and alight on his arm and
peck at the potato in his fingers; and he said that he "liked to
have the little fellers about him." In him the animal man chiefly
was developed. In physical endurance and contentment he was cousin
to the pine and the rock. I asked him once if he was not sometimes
tired at night, after working all day; and he answered, with a
sincere and serious look, "Gorrappit, I never was tired in my
life." But the intellectual and what is called spiritual man in him
were slumbering as in an infant. He had been instructed only in
that innocent and ineffectual way in which the Catholic priests
teach the aborigines, by which the pupil is never edu cated to the
degree of consciousness, but only to the degree of trust and
reverence, and a child is not made a man, but kept a child. When
Nature made him, she gave him a strong body and contentment for his
portion, and propped him on every side with reverence and reliance,
that he might live out his threescore years and ten a child. He was
so genuine and unsophisticated that no introduction would serve to
introduce him, more than if you introduced a woodchuck to your
neighbor. He had got to find him out as you did. He would not play
any part. Men paid him wages for work, and so helped to feed and
clothe him; but he never exchanged opinions with them. He was so
simply and naturally humble—if he can be called humble who never
aspires—that humility was no distinct quality in him, nor could he
conceive of it. Wiser men were demigods to him. If you told him
that such a one was coming, he did as if he thought that anything
so grand would expect nothing of himself, but take all the
responsibility on itself, and let him be forgotten still. He never
heard the sound of praise. He particularly reverenced the writer
and the preacher. Their performances were miracles. When I told him
that I wrote considerably, he thought for a long time that it was
merely the handwriting which I meant, for he could write a
remarkably good hand himself. I sometimes found the name of his
native parish handsomely written in the snow by the highway, with
the proper French accent, and knew that he had passed. I asked him
if he ever wished to write his thoughts. He said that he had read
and written letters for those who could not, but he never tried to
write thoughts—no, he could not, he could not tell what to put
first, it would kill him, and then there was spelling to be
attended to at the same time! I heard that a distinguished wise man
and reformer asked him if he did not want the world to be changed;
but he answered with a chuckle of surprise in his Canadian accent,
not knowing that the question had ever been entertained before,
"No, I like it well enough." It would have suggested many things to
a philosopher to have dealings with him. To a stranger he appeared
to know nothing of things in general; yet I sometimes saw in him a
man whom I had not seen before, and I did not know whether he was
as wise as Shakespeare or as simply ignorant as a child, whether to
suspect him of a fine poetic consciousness or of stupidity. A
townsman told me that when he met him sauntering through the
village in his small close-fitting cap, and whistling to himself,
he reminded him of a prince in disguise. His only books were an
almanac and an arithmetic, in which last he was considerably
expert. The former was a sort of cyclopaedia to him, which he
supposed to contain an abstract of human knowledge, as indeed it
does to a considerable extent. I loved to sound him on the various
reforms of the day, and he never failed to look at them in the most
simple and practical light. He had never heard of such things
before. Could he do without factories? I asked. He had worn the
homemade Vermont gray, he said, and that was good. Could he
dispense with tea and coffee? Did this country afford any beverage
beside water? He had soaked hemlock leaves in water and drank it,
and thought that was better than water in warm weather. When I
asked him if he could do without money, he showed the convenience
of money in such a way as to suggest and coincide with the most
philosophical accounts of the origin of this institution, and the
very derivation of the word pecunia. If an ox were his property,
and he wished to get needles and thread at the store, he thought it
would be inconvenient and impossible soon to go on mortgaging some
portion of the creature each time to that amount. He could defend
many institutions better than any philosopher, because, in
describing them as they concerned him, he gave the true reason for
their prevalence, and speculation had not suggested to him any
other. At another time, hearing Plato's definition of a man—a biped
without feathers and that one exhibited a cock plucked and called
it Plato's man, he thought it an important difference that the
knees bent the wrong way. He would sometimes exclaim, "How I love
to talk! By George, I could talk all day!" I asked him once, when I
had not seen him for many months, if he had got a new idea this
summer. "Good Lord"—said he, "a man that has to work as I do, if he
does not forget the ideas he has had, he will do well. May he the
man you hoe with is inclined to race; then, by gorry, your mind
must be there; you think of weeds." He would sometimes ask me first
on such occasions, if I had made any improvement. One winter day I
asked him if he was always satisfied with himself, wishing to
suggest a substitute within him for the priest without, and some
higher motive for living. "Satisfied!" said he; "some men are
satisfied with one thing, and some with another. One man, perhaps,
if he has got enough, will be satisfied to sit all day with his
back to the fire and his belly to the table, by George!" Yet I
never, by any manoeuvring, could get him to take the spiritual view
of things; the highest that he appeared to conceive of was a simple
expediency, such as you might expect an animal to appreciate; and
this, practically, is true of most men. If I suggested any
improvement in his mode of life, he merely answered, without
expressing any regret, that it was too late. Yet he thoroughly
believed in honesty and the like virtues. There was a certain
positive originality, however slight, to be detected in him, and I
occasionally observed that he was thinking for himself and
expressing his own opinion, a phenomenon so rare that I would any
day walk ten miles to observe it, and it amounted to the
re-origination of many of the institutions of society. Though he
hesitated, and perhaps failed to express himself distinctly, he
always had a presentable thought behind. Yet his thinking was so
primitive and immersed in his animal life, that, though more
promising than a merely learned man's, it rarely ripened to
anything which can be reported. He suggested that there might be
men of genius in the lowest grades of life, however permanently
humble and illiterate, who take their own view always, or do not
pretend to see at all; who are as bottomless even as Walden Pond
was thought to be, though they may be dark and muddy. Many a
traveller came out of his way to see me and the inside of my house,
and, as an excuse for calling, asked for a glass of water. I told
them that I drank at the pond, and pointed thither, offering to
lend them a dipper. Far off as I lived, I was not exempted from the
annual visitation which occurs, methinks, about the first of April,
when everybody is on the move; and I had my share of good luck,
though there were some curious specimens among my visitors.
Half-witted men from the almshouse and elsewhere came to see me;
but I endeavored to make them exercise all the wit they had, and
make their confessions to me; in such cases making wit the theme of
our conversation; and so was compensated. Indeed, I found some of
them to be wiser than the so-called overseers of the poor and
selectmen of the town, and thought it was time that the tables were
turned. With respect to wit, I learned that there was not much
difference between the half and the whole. One day, in particular,
an inoffensive, simpleminded pauper, whom with others I had often
seen used as fencing stuff, standing or sitting on a bushel in the
fields to keep cattle and himself from straying, visited me, and
expressed a wish to live as I did. He told me, with the utmost
simplicity and truth, quite superior, or rather inferior, to
anything that is called humility, that he was "deficient in
intellect." These were his words. The Lord had made him so, yet he
supposed the Lord cared as much for him as for another. "I have
always been so," said he, "from my childhood; I never had much
mind; I was not like other children; I am weak in the head. It was
the Lord's will, I suppose." And there he was to prove the truth of
his words. He was a metaphysical puzzle to me. I have rarely met a
fellow-man on such promising ground—it was so simple and sincere
and so true all that he said. And, true enough, in proportion as he
appeared to humble himself was he exalted. I did not know at first
but it was the result of a wise policy. It seemed that from such a
basis of truth and frankness as the poor weakheaded pauper had
laid, our intercourse might go for ward to something better than
the intercourse of sages. I had some guests from those not reckoned
commonly among the town's poor, but who should be; who are among
the world's poor, at any rate; guests who appeal, not to your
hospitality, but to your hospitality; who earnestly wish to be
helped, and preface their appeal with the information that they are
resolved, for one thing, never to help themselves. I require of a
visitor that he be not actually starving, though he may have the
very best appetite in the world, however he got it. Objects of
charity are not guests. Men who did not know when their visit had
terminated, though I went about my business again, answering them
from greater and greater remoteness. Men of almost every degree of
wit called on me in the migrating season. Some who had more wits
than they knew what to do with; runaway slaves with plantation
manners, who listened from time to time, like the fox in the fable,
as if they heard the hounds a-baying on their track, and looked at
me beseechingly, as much as to say, "O Christian, will you send me
back? One real runaway slave, among the rest, whom I helped to
forward toward the north star. Men of one idea, like a hen with one
chicken, and that a duckling; men of a thousand ideas, and unkempt
heads, like those hens which are made to take charge of a hundred
chickens, all in pursuit of one bug, a score of them lost in every
morning's dew—and become frizzled and mangy in consequence; men of
ideas instead of legs, a sort of intellectual centipede that made
you crawl all over. One man proposed a book in which visitors
should write their names, as at the White Mountains; but, alas! I
have too good a memory to make that necessary. I could not but
notice some of the peculiarities of my visitors. Girls and boys and
young women generally seemed glad to be in the woods. They looked
in the pond and at the flowers, and improved their time. Men of
business, even farmers, thought only of solitude and employment,
and of the great distance at which I dwelt from something or other;
and though they said that they loved a ramble in the woods
occasionally, it was obvious that they did not. Restless committed
men, whose time was an taken up in getting a living or keeping it;
ministers who spoke of God as if they enjoyed a monopoly of the
subject, who could not bear all kinds of opinions; doctors,
lawyers, uneasy housekeepers who pried into my cupboard and bed
when I was out—how came Mrs.—to know that my sheets were not as
clean as hers?—young men who had ceased to be young, and had
concluded that it was safest to follow the beaten track of the
professions—all these generally said that it was not possible to do
so much good in my position. Ay! there was the rub. The old and
infirm and the timid, of whatever age or sex, thought most of
sickness, and sudden accident and death; to them life seemed full
of danger—what danger is there if you don't think of any?—and they
thought that a prudent man would carefully select the safest
position, where Dr. B. might be on hand at a moment's warning. To
them the village was literally a com-munity, a league for mutual
defence, and you would suppose that they would not go
ahuckleberrying without a medicine chest. The amount of it is, if a
man is alive, there is always danger that he may die, though the
danger must be allowed to be less in proportion as he is
dead-and-alive to begin with. A man sits as many risks as he runs.
Finally, there were the self-styled reformers, the greatest bores
of all, who thought that I was forever singing, This is the house
that I built; This is the man that lives in the house that I built;
but they did not know that the third line was, These are the folks
that worry the man That lives in the house that I built. I did not
fear the hen-harriers, for I kept no chickens; but I feared the
men-harriers rather. I had more cheering visitors than the last.
Children come a-berrying, railroad men taking a Sunday morning walk
in clean shirts, fishermen and hunters, poets and philosophers; in
short, all honest pilgrims, who came out to the woods for freedom's
sake, and really left the village behind, I was ready to greet
with—"Welcome, Englishmen! welcome, Englishmen!" for I had had
communication with that race.