- Dorothy L Sayers
- The Nine Tailors
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THE THIRD PART
WILL THODAY GOES IN QUICK AND COMES OUT
SLOW
For while I held my tongue, my bones consumed away through
my daily complaining.
PSALM xxxii. 3.
Wimsey thought he had never seen such
utter despondency on any face as on William Thoday’s. It was the
face of a man pushed to the last extremity, haggard and grey, and
pinched about the nostrils like a dead man’s. On Mary’s face there
was anxiety and distress, but something combative and alert as
well. She was still fighting, but Will was obviously
beaten.
“Now then, you two,” said
Superintendent Blundell, “let’s hear what you have to say for
yourselves.”
“We’ve done nothing we need be
ashamed of,” said Mary.
“Leave it to me, Mary,” said Will. He
turned wearily to the Superintendent. “Well,” he said, “you’ve
found out about Deacon, I suppose. You know that he done us and
ours a wrong that can’t be put right. We been trying, Mary and me,
to put right as much as we can, but you’ve stepped in. Reckon we
might have known we couldn’t keep it quiet, but what else could we
do? There’s been talk enough about poor Mary down in the village,
and we thought the best thing was to slip away, hoping to make an
honest woman of her without asking the leaves of all they folk with
long tongues as ’ud only be too glad to know something against us.
And why shouldn’t we? It weren’t no fault of ours. What call have
you got to stop us?”
“See here. Will,” said Mr. Blundell,
“it’s rough luck on you, and I’m not saying as ’tisn’t, but the
law’s the law. Deacon was a bad lot, as we all know, but the fact
remains somebody put him away, and it’s our job to find out who did
it.”
“I ain’t got nothing to say about
that,” said Will Thoday, slowly. “But it’s cruel hard if Mary and
me—”
“Just a moment,” said Wimsey. “I
don’t think you quite realise the position, Thoday. Mr. Blundell
doesn’t want to stand in the way of your marriage, but, as he says,
somebody did murder Deacon, and the ugly fact remains that you were
the man with the best cause to do it. And that means, supposing a
charge were laid against you, and brought into court—well, they
might want this lady to give evidence.”
“And if they did?” said
Will.
“Just this,” said Wimsey. “The law
does not allow a wife to give evidence against her husband.” He
waited while this sank in. “Have a cigarette, Thoday. Think it
out.”
“I see,” said Thoday, bitterly. “I
see. It comes to this—there ain’t no end to the wrong that devil
done us. He ruined my poor Mary and brought her into the dock once,
and he robbed her of her good name and made bastards of our little
girls, and now he can come between us again at the altar rails and
drive her into the witness-box to put my neck in the rope. If ever
a man deserved killing, he’s the one, and I hope he’s burning in
hell for it now.”
“Very likely he is,” said Wimsey,
“but you see the point. If you don’t tell us the truth
now—”
“I’ve nothing to tell you but this,”
broke out Thoday in a kind of desperation. “My wife—and she is my
wife in God’s sight and mine—she never knew nothing about it. Not
one word. And she knows nothing now, nothing but the name of the
man rotting in that grave. And that’s the truth as God sees
us.”
“Well,” said Mr. Blundell, “you’ll
have to prove that.”
“That’s not quite true, Blundell,”
said Wimsey, “but I dare say it could be proved. Mrs.
Thoday—”
The woman looked quickly and
gratefully at him.
“When did you first realise that your
first husband had been alive till the beginning of this year, and
that you were, therefore, not legally married to Will Thoday
here?”
“Only when you came to see me, my
lord, last week.”
“When I showed you that piece of
writing in Deacon’s hand?”
“Yes, my lord.”
“But how did that—?” began the
Superintendent. Wimsey went on, drowning his voice.
“You realised then that the man
buried in Lady Thorpe’s grave must be Deacon.”
“It came over me, my lord, that that
must be the way of it. I seemed to see a lot of things clear that I
hadn’t understood before.”
“Yes. You’d never doubted till that
moment that Deacon had died in 1918?”
“Not for a moment, my lord. I’d never
have married Will else.”
“You have always been a regular
communicant?”
“Yes, my lord.”
“But last Sunday you stayed
away.”
“Yes, I did, my lord. I couldn’t come
there, knowing as me and Will wasn’t properly married. It didn’t
seem right, like.”
“Of course not,” said Wimsey. “I beg
your pardon, Superintendent. I’m afraid I interrupted you,” he
added, blandly.
“That’s all very well,” said Mr.
Blundell. “You said you didn’t recognise that writing when his
lordship showed it to you.”
“I’m afraid I did. It wasn’t true—but
I had to make up my mind quick—and I was afraid—”
“I’ll bet you were. Afraid of getting
Will into trouble, hey? Now, see here, Mary, how did you know that
paper wasn’t written donkey’s years ago? What made you jump so
quick to the idea Deacon was the corpse in the Thorpe grave? Just
you answer me that, my girl, will you?”
“I don’t know,” she said, faintly.
“It came over me all of a sudden.”
“Yes, it did,” thundered the
Superintendent. “And why? Because Will had told you about it
already, and you knew the game was up. Because you’d seen that
there paper before—”
“No, no!”
“I say, Yes. If you hadn’t have known
something, you’d have had no cause to deny the writing. You knew
when it was written—now, didn’t
you?”
“That’s a lie!” said
Thoday.
“I really don’t think you’re right
about that, Blundell,” said Wimsey, mildly, “because, if Mrs.
Thoday had known about it all along, why shouldn’t she have gone to
Church last Sunday morning? I mean, don’t you see, if she’d
brazened it out all those months, why shouldn’t she do it
again?”
“Well,” retorted the Superintendent,
“and how about Will? He’s been going to church all right, ain’t he?
You aren’t going to tell me he knew
nothing about it either.”
“Did he, Mrs. Thoday?” inquired
Wimsey, gently. Mary Thoday hesitated.
“I can’t tell you about that,” she
said at last.
“Can’t you, by God?” snapped Mr.
Blundell. “Well, now, will you tell me—?”
“It’s no good, Mary,” said Will.
“Don’t answer him. Don’t say nothing. They’ll only twist your words
round into what you don’t mean. We’ve got nothing to say and if I
got to go through it, I got to go through it and that’s all about
it.”
“Not quite,” said Wimsey. “Don’t you
see that if you tell us what you know, and we’re satisfied that
your wife knows nothing—then there’s nothing to prevent your
marriage from going through straight away? That’s right, isn’t it,
Super?”
“Can’t hold out any inducement, my
lord,” said the Superintendent, stolidly.
“Of course not, but one can point out
an obvious fact. You see,” went on Wimsey, “somebody must have known something, for your wife to have
jumped so quickly to the conclusion that the dead man was Deacon.
If she hadn’t already been suspicious about you—if you were
perfectly ignorant and innocent the whole time—then she had the
guilty knowledge. It would work all right that way, of course. Yes,
I see now that it would. If she knew, and told you about it—then
you would be the one with the sensitive
conscience. You would have told
her that you couldn’t kneel at the
altar with a guilty woman—”
“Stop that!” said Thoday. “You say
another word and I’ll—Oh, my God! it wasn’t that, my lord. She
never knew. I did know. I’ll say that much, I won’t say no more,
only that. As I hope to be saved, she never knew a word about
it.”
“As you hope to be saved?” said
Wimsey. “Well. Well. And you did know, and that’s all you’ve got to
tell us?”
“Now, look here,” said the
Superintendent, “you’ll have to go a bit further than that, my lad.
When did you know?”
“When the body was found,” replied
Thoday, “I knew then.” He spoke slowly, as though every word were
being wrenched out of him. He went on more briskly: “That’s when I
knew who it was.”
“Then why didn’t you say so?”
demanded Blundell.
“What, and have everybody know me and
Mary wasn’t married? Likely, ain’t it?”
“Ah!” said Wimsey. “But why didn’t
you get married then?”
Thoday shifted uncomfortably in his
chair. “Well, you see, my lord—I hoped as Mary needn’t ever know.
It was a bitter hard thing for her, wasn’t it? And the children. We
couldn’t ever put that right, you see. So I made up my mind to say
nothing about it and take the sin—if it was a sin—on my shoulders.
I didn’t want to make no more trouble for her. Can’t you understand
that? Well, then—when she found it out, through seeing that there
paper—” He broke off and started again. “You see, ever since the
body was found I’d been worried and upset in my mind, like, and I
daresay I was a bit queer in my ways and she’d noticed it—when she
asked me if the dead man was Deacon after all, why, then I told her
as it was, and that’s how it all came about.”
“And how did you know who the dead
man was?”
There was a long silence. “He was
terribly disfigured, you know,” went on Wimsey.
“You said you thought he was—that
he’d been in prison,” stammered Thoday, “and I said to
myself—”
“Half a mo’,” broke in the
Superintendent, “when did you ever hear his lordship say that? It
wasn’t brought out at the inquest, nor yet at the adjournment,
because we were most particularly careful to say nothing about it.
Now then!”
“I heard something about it from
Rector’s Emily,” said Thoday, slowly. “She happened to hear
something his lordship said to Mr. Bunter.”
“Oh, did
she?” snapped Mr. Blundell. “And how much more did Rector’s Emily
overhear, I’d like to know. That beer-bottle, now! Who told her to
dust the fingerprints off it—come, now!”
“She didn’t mean no harm about that,”
said Will. “It was nothing but girl’s curiosity. You know how they
are. She came over next day and told Mary all about it. In a rare
taking, she was.”
“Indeed!” said the Superintendent,
unbelievingly. “So you say. Never mind.
Let’s go back to Deacon. You heard that Emily heard something his
lordship said to Mr. Bunter about the dead man having been in
prison. Was that it? And what did you think of that?”
“I said to myself, it must be Deacon.
I said, here’s that devil come out of his grave to trouble us
again, that’s what I said. Mind you, I didn’t exactly know, but
that’s what I said to myself.”
“And what did you imagine he had come
for?”
“How was I to know? I thought he’d
come, that’s all.”
“You thought he’d come after the
emeralds, didn’t you?” said the Superintendent.
For the first time a look of genuine
surprise and eagerness came into the haunted eyes. “The emeralds?
Was that what he was after? Do you mean
he had them after all? Why, we always thought the other
fellow—Cranton—had got them.”
“You didn’t know that they had been
hidden in the church?”
“In the
church?”
“We found them there on Monday,”
explained his lordship, placidly, “tucked away in the
roof.”
“In the roof of the church? Why,
then, that was what he—The emeralds found? Thank God for that!
They’ll not be able to say now as Mary had any hand in
it.”
“True,” said Wimsey. “But you were
about to say something else, I rather fancy. ‘That was what he—?’
What? ‘That was what he was after when I found him in the church.’
Was that it?”
“No, my lord. I was going to say—I
was just going to say, that was what he did with them.” A fresh
wave of anger seemed to sweep over him. “The dirty villain! He did
double-cross that other fellow after all.”
“Yes,” agreed his lordship. “I’m
afraid there’s not much to be said in favour of the late Mr.
Deacon. I’m sorry, Mrs. Thoday, but he was really rather an
unsatisfactory person. And you’re not the only one to suffer. He
married another woman over in France, and she’s left with three
small children too.”
“Poor soul!” said Mary.
“The damned scoundrel!” exclaimed
Will, “if I’d have known that, I’d—”
“Yes?”
“Never mind,” growled the farmer.
“How did he come to be in France? How did he—?”
“That’s a long story,” said Wimsey,
“and rather far from the point at issue. Now, let’s get your story
clear. You heard that the body of a man who might have been a
convict had been found in the churchyard, and though the face was
quite unrecognisable, you were—shall we say inspired?—to identify
him with Geoffrey Deacon, whom you had supposed to have died in
1918. You said nothing about it till your wife, the other day, saw
a bit of Deacon’s handwriting, which might have been written at any
time, and was—shall we again say inspired?—with the same idea.
Without waiting for any further verification, you both rushed away
to town to get remarried, and that’s the only explanation you can
give. Is that it?”
“That’s all I can say, my
lord.”
“And a damned thin story too,”
observed Mr. Blundell, truculently. “Now, get this. Will Thoday.
You know where you stand as well as I do. You know you’re not bound
to answer any questions now unless you like. But there’s the
inquest on the body; we can have that re-opened, and you can tell
your story to the coroner. Or you can be charged with the murder
and tell it to a judge and jury. Or you can come clean now.
Whichever you like. See?”
“I’ve nothing more to say, Mr.
Blundell.”
“I tell thee all, I can no more,”
observed Wimsey thoughtfully. “That’s a pity, because the public
prosecutor may get quite a different sort of story fixed in his
mind. He may think, for instance, that you knew Deacon was alive
because you had met him in the church on the night of December
30th.”
He waited to see the effect of this,
and resumed:
“There’s Potty Peake, you know. I
don’t suppose he’s too potty to give evidence about what he saw and
heard that night from behind Abbot Thomas’ tomb. The black-bearded
man and the voices in the vestry and Will Thoday fetching the rope
from the cope-chest. What took you into the church, by the way? You
saw a light, perhaps. And went along and found the door open, was
that it? And in the vestry, you found a man doing something that
looked suspicious. So you challenged him and when he spoke you knew
who it was. It was lucky that the fellow didn’t shoot you, but
probably you took him unawares. Anyway, you threatened to give him
up to justice and then he pointed out that that would put your wife
and children in an unpleasant position. So you indulged in a little
friendly chat—did you speak?—In the end, you compromised. You said
you would keep quiet about it and get him out of the country with
£200 in pocket, but you hadn’t got it at the moment and in the
meantime you would put him in a place of safety. Then you fetched a
rope and tied him up. I don’t know how you kept him quiet while you
went to fetch it. Did you give him a straight left to the jaw, or
what?... You won’t help me?... Well, never mind. You tied him up
and left him in the vestry while you went round to steal Mr.
Venables’ keys. It’s a miracle you found them in the right place,
by the way. They seldom are. Then you took him up into the belfry,
because the bell-chamber was nice and handy and had several locks
to it, and it was easier than escorting him out through the
village. After that you brought him some food—perhaps Mrs. Thoday
could throw some light on that. Did you miss a quart bottle of beer
or so about that time, Mrs. Thoday? Some of those you got in for
Jim? By the way, Jim is coming home and we’ll have to have a word
with him.”
Watching Mary’s face, the
Superintendent saw it contract suddenly with alarm, but she said
nothing. Wimsey went on remorselessly.
“The next day you went over to
Walbeach to get the money. But you weren’t feeling well, and on the
way home you broke down completely and couldn’t get back to let
Deacon out. That was damned awkward for you, wasn’t it? You didn’t
want to confide in your wife. Of course, there was
Jim.”
Thoday raised his head.
“I’m not saying anything one way or
other, my lord, except this. I’ve never said one word to Jim about
Deacon—not one word. Nor he to me. And that’s the
truth.”
“Very well,” said Wimsey. “Whatever
else happened, in between December 30th and January 4th, somebody
killed Deacon. And on the night of the 4th, somebody buried the
body. Somebody who knew him and took care to mutilate his face and
hands beyond recognition. And what everybody will want to know is,
at what moment did Deacon cease to be Deacon and become the body?
Because that’s rather the point, isn’t it? We know that you
couldn’t very well have buried him yourself, because you were ill,
but the killing is a different matter. You see, Thoday, he didn’t
starve to death. He died with a full tummy. You couldn’t have fed him after the morning of
December 31st. If you didn’t kill him then, who took him his
rations in the interval? And who, having fed him and killed him,
rolled him down the belfry ladder on the night of the 4th, with a
witness sitting in the roof of the tower—a witness who had seen him
and recognised him? A witness who—”
“Hold on, my lord,” said the
Superintendent. “The woman’s fainted.”