- Dorothy L Sayers
- The Nine Tailors
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THE FIRST PART
THE WATERS ARE CALLED OUT
Of clean beasts, and of beasts that are not clean, and of
fowls, and of everything that creepeth upon the earth there went in
two and two unto Noah into the ark.
GENESIS vii. 8, 9.
The public memory is a short one. The
affair of the Corpse in Country Churchyard was succeeded, as the
weeks rolled on, by so many Bodies in Blazing Garages, Man-Hunts
for Missing Murderers, Tragedies in West-End Flats, Suicide-Pacts
in Lonely Woods, Nude Corpses in Caves and Midnight Shots in
Fashionable Road-Houses, that nobody gave it another thought,
except Superintendent Blundell and the obscure villagers of
Fenchurch St. Paul. Even the discovery of the emeralds and the
identity of the dead man had been successfully kept out of the
papers, and the secret of the Thoday remarriage lay buried in the
discreet breasts of the police, Lord Peter Wimsey and Mr. Venables,
none of whom had any inducement to make these matters
known.
Potty Peake had been interrogated,
but without much success. He was not good at remembering dates, and
his conversation, while full of strange hints and prophecies, had a
way of escaping from the restraints of logic and playing gruesomely
among the dangling bell-ropes. His aunt gave him an alibi, for what
her memory and observation were worth, which was not a great deal.
Nor did Mr. Blundell feel any great enthusiasm about putting Potty
Peake in the dock. It was a hundred to one that he would be
pronounced unfit to plead, and the result, in any case, might be to
lock him up in an institution. “And you know, old lady,” said Mr.
Blundell to Mrs. Blundell, “I can’t see Potty doing such a thing,
poor chap.” Mrs. Blundell agreed with him.
As regards the Thodays, the position
was highly unsatisfactory. If either were charged separately, there
would always be sufficient doubt about the other to secure an
acquittal, while, if they were charged together, their joint story
might well have the same effect upon the jury that it had already
had upon the police. They would be acquitted and left under
suspicion in the minds of their neighbours, and that would be
unsatisfactory too. Or they might, of course, both be hanged—“and
between you and me, sir,” said Mr. Blundell to the Chief Constable,
“I’d never be easy in my mind if they were.”
The Chief Constable was uneasy too.
“You see, Blundell,” he observed, “our difficulty is that we’ve no
real proof of the murder. If you could only be sure what the fellow
died of—”
So a period of inaction set in. Jim
Thoday returned to his ship; Will Thoday, his marriage ceremony
performed, went home and went on with his work. In time the parrot
forgot its newly-learnt phrases—only coming out with them at long
and infrequent intervals. The Rector carried on with his marryings,
churchings and baptisms, and Tailor Paul tolled out a knell or two,
or struck her solemn blows as the bells hunted in their courses.
And the River Wale, rejoicing in its new opportunity, and swollen
by the heavy rains of a wet summer and autumn, ground out its
channel inch by inch and foot by foot, nine feet deeper than
before, so that the water came up brackish at high tide as far as
the Great Leam and the Old Bank Sluices were set open to their full
extent, draining the Upper Fen.
And it was needed; for in that summer
the water lay on the land all through August and September, and the
corn sprouted in the stocks, and the sodden ricks took fire and
stank horribly, and the Rector of Fenchurch St. Paul, conducting
the Harvest Festival, had to modify his favourite sermon upon
Thankfulness, for there was scarcely sound wheat enough to lay upon
the altar and no great sheaves for the aisle windows or for binding
about the stoves, as was customary. Indeed, so late was the harvest
and so dank and chill the air, that the stoves were obliged to be
lit for the evening service, whereby a giant pumpkin, left
incautiously in the direct line of fire, was found to be
part-roasted when the time came to send the kindly fruits of the
earth to the local hospital.
Wimsey had determined that he would
never go back to Fenchurch St. Paul. His memories of it were
disquieting, and he felt that there were one or two people in that
parish who would be better pleased if they never saw his face
again. But when Hilary Thorpe wrote to him and begged him to come
and see her during her Christmas holidays, he felt bound to go. His
position with regard to her was peculiar. Mr. Edward Thorpe, as
Trustee under her father’s will and her natural guardian, had
rights which no court of law would gainsay; on the other hand
Wimsey, as sole trustee to the far greater Wilbraham estate, held a
certain advantage. He could, if he chose, make things awkward for
Mr. Thorpe. Hilary possessed written evidence of her father’s
wishes about her education, and Uncle Edward could scarcely now
oppose them on the plea of lack of funds. But Wimsey, holding the
purse-strings, could refuse to untie them unless those wishes were
carried out. If Uncle Edward chose to be obstinate, there was every
prospect of a legal dog-fight; but Wimsey did not believe that
Uncle Edward would be obstinate to that point. It was in Wimsey’s
power to turn Hilary from an obligation into an asset for Uncle
Edward, and it seemed very possible that he would pocket his
principles and take the cash. Already he had shown signs of bowing
to the rising sun; he had agreed to take Hilary down to spend
Christmas at the Red House, instead of with him in London. It was,
indeed, not Mr. Thorpe’s fault that the Red House was available; he
had done his best to let it, but the number of persons desirous of
tenanting a large house in ill-repair, situated in a howling desert
and encumbered with a dilapidated and heavily mortgaged property,
was not very large. Hilary had her way, and Wimsey, while heartily
wishing that the whole business could have been settled in London,
liked the girl for her determination to stick to the family estate.
Here again, Wimsey was a power in the land. He could put the
property in order if he liked and pay off the mortgages, and that
would no doubt be a satisfaction to Mr. Thorpe, who had no power to
sell under the terms of his trust. A final deciding factor was that
if Wimsey did not spend Christmas at Fenchurch, he would have no
decent excuse for not spending it with his brother’s family at
Denver, and of all things in the world, a Christmas at Denver was
most disagreeable to him.
Accordingly, he looked in at Denver
for a day or two, irritated his sister-in-law and her guests as
much as, and no more than, usual and thence, on Christmas Eve, made
his way across country to Fenchurch St. Paul.
“They seem,” said Wimsey, “to keep a
special brand of disgusting weather in these parts.” He thrust up
his hand against the hood of the car, discharging a deluge of
water. “Last time it was snowing and now it’s pelting cats and
dogs. There’s a fate in it, Bunter.”
“Yes, my lord,” said that
long-suffering man. He was deeply attached to his master, but
sometimes felt his determined dislike of closed cars to be a trifle
unreasonable. “A very inclement season, my lord.”
“Well, well, we must push on, push
on. A merry heart goes all the way. You don’t look very merry,
Bunter, but then you’re one of those sphinx-like people. I’ve never
seen you upset, except about that infernal
beer-bottle.”
“No, my lord. That hurt my pride very
much, if I may say so. A very curious circumstance, that, my
lord.”
“Pure accident, I think, though it
had a suspicious appearance at the time. Whereabouts are we now?
Oh, yes, Lympsey, of course; we cross over the Great Leam here by
the Old Bank Sluice. We must be just coming to it. Yes, there it
is. By Jove! some water coming through here!”
He pulled up the car just beyond the
bridge, got out and stood in the downpour staring at the sluice.
Its five great gates were open, the iron ratchets on the bridge
above drawn up to their full extent. Dark and menacing, the swollen
flood-water raced through the sluices, eddying and turning and
carrying with them the brown reeds and broken willow-stems and here
and there fragments of timber filched from the drowned lands of the
Upper Fen. And even while he watched, there came a change. Angry
little waves and gurgles ruffled the strong flow of the river, with
an appearance as of repressed tumult and conflict. A man came out
of the gate-house by the bridge and took up his position by the
sluice, staring down into the river. Wimsey hailed
him.
“Tide coming up?”
“Yes, sir. We has to watch her now if
we don’t want to get the water all across the causey. But she don’t
rise very far, not without there’s an extraordinary high spring
tide. She’s just coming up to springs now, so we has to do a bit of
manipulation, like.” He turned, and began to wind down the
sluices.
“You see the idea, Bunter. If they
shut this sluice, all the upland water has to go by the Old Leam,
which has enough to do as it is. But if they leave it open and the
tide’s strong enough to carry the flood-water back with it through
the sluice, they’ll drown all the country above the
sluice.”
“That’s it, sir,” said the man with a
grin. “And if the flood-water carries the tide back, we might drown
you. It all depends, you see.”
“Then we’ll hope you manipulate
things in our favour,” said Wimsey, cheerfully. The rush of water
through the arches was slackening now with the lowering of the
sluice-gates, the whirlpools became shallower, and the floating
sticks and reeds began to eddy against the piles of the bridge.
“Just hold her back for a bit till we get to Fenchurch, there’s a
good fellow.”
“Oh, we’ll keep her level, don’t you
be afraid,” said the man, reassuringly. “There ain’t nothing wrong
wi’ this here sluice.”
He put such marked emphasis on the
word “this” that Wimsey looked sharply at him.
“How about Van Leyden’s
Sluice?”
The man shook his head.
“I dunno, sir, but I did hear as old
Joe Massey down there were in a great taking about they old gates
of his. There was three gentlemen went down yesterday to look at
’em—from the Conservancy or the Board or something o’ that, I
reckon. But you can’t do nothing much for they gates in flood-time.
Mebbe they’ll hold, mebbe they won’t. It’s all
according.”
“Well, that’s jolly,” said Wimsey.
“Come on, Bunter. Have you made your will? We’d better go while the
going’s good.”
Their way this time lay along the
south bank or Fenchurch side of the Thirty-foot. Dyke and drain
were everywhere abrim and here and there the water stood in the
soaked fields as though they needed but little more to sink back
into their ancient desolation of mere and fen. There was little
movement on the long, straight road. Here a shabby car met them,
splashed with mud and squirting water from every pot-hole; here a
slow farm cart plodded ahead with a load of mangel-wurzels, the
driver huddled under the rough protection of a sodden sack, and
deaf and blind to overtaking traffic; there a solitary labourer,
bent with rheumatism, slouched homeward dreaming of fire and beer
at the nearest pub. The air was so heavy with water, that not till
they had passed Frog’s Bridge did they hear the sweet, dull jangle
of sound that told them that the ringers were practising their
Christmas peal; it drifted through the streaming rain with an
aching and intolerable melancholy, like the noise of the bells of a
drowned city pulsing up through the overwhelming sea.
They turned the corner beneath the
great grey tower and passed by the Rectory wall. As they neared the
gate a blast of familiar toots smote upon their ears, and Wimsey
slackened speed as the Rector’s car came cautiously nosing its way
into the road. Mr. Venables recognised the Daimler immediately, and
stopped his engine with the Morris halfway across the road. His
hand waved cheerfully to them through the
side-curtains.
“Here you are! here you are again!”
he cried in welcoming accents, as Wimsey got out and came forward
to greet him. “How lucky I am to have just caught you. I expect you
heard me coming out. I always blow the horn before venturing into
the roadway; the entrance is so very abrupt. How are you, my dear
fellow, how are you? Just going along to the Red House, I expect.
They are eagerly looking forward to your visit. You will come and
see us often, I hope, while you’re here. My wife and I are dining
with you to-night. She will be so pleased to meet you again. I said
to her, I wondered if I should meet you on the road. What terrible
weather, is it not? I have to hurry off now to baptise a
poor-little baby at the end of Swamp Drove just the other side of
Frog’s Bridge. It’s not likely to live, they tell me, and the poor
mother is desperately ill, too, so I mustn’t linger, because I
expect I shall have to walk up the Drove with all this mud and it’s
nearly a mile and I don’t walk as fast as I did. Yes, I am quite
well, thank you, except for a slight cold. Oh, nothing at all—I got
a little damp the other day taking a funeral for poor Watson at St.
Stephen—he’s laid up with shingles, so painful and distressing,
though not dangerous, I’m happy to say. Did you come through St.
Ives and Chatteris? Oh, you came direct from Denver. I hope your
family are all quite well. I hear they’ve got the floods out all
over the Bedford Level. There’ll be skating on Bury Fen if we get
any frosts after this—though it doesn’t look like it at present,
does it? They say a green winter makes a fat churchyard, but I
always think the extreme cold is really more trying for the old
people. But I really must push on now. I beg your pardon? I didn’t
catch what you said. The bells are a little loud. That’s why I blew
my horn so energetically; it is difficult sometimes to hear while
the ringing is going on. Yes, we’re trying some Stedman’s to-night.
You don’t ring Stedman’s, I think. You must come along one day and
have a try at them. Most fascinating. Wally Pratt is making great
strides. Even Hezekiah says he isn’t doing so badly. Will Thoday is
ringing to-night. I turned over in my mind what you told me, but I
saw no reason for excluding him. He did wrong, of course, but I
feel convinced that he committed no great sin, and it would arouse
so much comment in the village if he left the ringers. Gossip is
such a wicked thing, don’t you think? Dear me! I am neglecting my
duties sadly in the pleasure of seeing you. That poor child! I
must go. Oh, dear! I hope my engine
won’t give trouble, it is scarcely warmed up. Oh, please don’t
trouble. How very good of you. I’m ashamed to trespass on your—Ah!
she always responds at once to the starling-handle. Well,
au revoir, au revoir! We shall meet
this evening.”
He chugged off cheerfully, beaming
round at them through the discoloured weather curtains and
zigzagging madly across the road in his efforts to drive one way
and look another. Wimsey and Bunter went on to the Red
House.