- Dorothy L Sayers
- The Nine Tailors
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THE FOURTH PART
THE SLOW WORK
Who shut up the sea with doors... and brake up for it my
decreed place?
JOB, xxxviii. 8, 10.
“He won’t say anything,” said
Superintendent Blundell.
“I know he won’t,” said Wimsey. “Have
you arrested him?”
“No, my lord, I haven’t. I’ve sent
him home and told him to think it over. Of course, we could easily
get him on being an accessory after the fact in both cases. I mean,
he was shielding a known murderer—that’s pretty clear, I fancy; and
he’s also shielding whoever killed Deacon, if he didn’t do it
himself. But I’m taking the view that we’ll be able to handle him
better after we’ve interrogated James. And we know James will be
back in England at the end of the month. His owners have been very
sensible. They’ve given him orders to come home, without saying
what he’s wanted for. They’ve arranged for another man to take his
place and he’s to report himself by the next boat.”
“Good! It’s a damnable business, the
whole thing. If ever a fellow deserved a sticky death, it’s this
Deacon brute. If the law had found him the law would have hanged
him, with loud applause from all good citizens. Why should we hang
a perfectly decent chap for anticipating the law and doing our
dirty work for us?”
“Well, it is the law, my lord,”
replied Mr. Blundell, “and it’s not my place to argue about it. In
any case, we’re going to have a bit of a job to hang Will Thoday,
unless it’s as an accessory before the fact. Deacon was killed on a
full stomach. If Will did away with him on the 30th, or the 31st,
why did he go to collect the £200? If Deacon was dead, he wouldn’t
want it. On the other hand, if Deacon wasn’t killed till the 4th,
who fed him in the interval? If James killed him, why did he
trouble to feed him first? The thing makes no sense.”
“Suppose Deacon was being fed by
somebody,” said Wimsey, “and suppose he said something infuriatin’
and the somebody killed him all of a sudden in a frenzy, not
meaning to?”
“Yes, but how did he kill him? He
wasn’t stabbed or shot or clouted over the head.”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said Wimsey. “Curse the man! He’s a perfect
nuisance, dead or alive, and whoever killed him was a public
benefactor. I wish I’d killed him myself. Perhaps I did. Perhaps
the rector did. Perhaps Hezekiah Lavender did.”
“I don’t suppose it was any of
those,” said Mr. Blundell, stolidly. “But it might have been
somebody else, of course. There’s that Potty, for instance. He’s
always wandering round the church at night. Only he’d have to get
into the bell-chamber, and I don’t see how he could. But I’m
waiting for James. I’ve got a hunch that James may have quite a lot
to tell us.”
“Have you? Oysters have beards, but
they don’t wag them.”
“If it comes to oysters,” said the
Superintendent, “there’s ways and means of opening ’em—and you
needn’t swallow ’em whole, neither. You’re not going back to
Fenchurch?”
“Not just at present. I don’t think
there’s very much I can do down there for a bit. But my brother
Denver and I are going to Walbeach to open the New Cut. I expect we
shall see you there.”
* * *
The only other thing of interest that
happened during the next week or so was the sudden death of Mrs.
Wilbraham. She died at night and alone—apparently from mere old
age—with the emeralds clasped in her hand. She left a will drawn up
fifteen years earlier, in which she left the whole of her very
considerable estate to her Cousin Henry Thorpe “because he is the
only honest man I know.” That she should cheerfully have left her
only honest relative to suffer the wearing torments of straitened
means and anxiety throughout the intervening period seemed to be
only what anybody might have expected from her enigmatic and
secretive disposition. A codicil, dated on the day after Henry’s
death, transferred the legacy to Hilary, while a further codicil,
executed a few days before her own death, not only directed that
the emeralds which had caused all the disturbance should be given
to “Lord Peter Wimsey, who seems to be a sensible man and to have
acted without interested motives,” but also made him Hilary’s
trustee. Lord Peter made a wry face over this bequest. He offered
the necklace to Hilary, but she refused to touch it; it had painful
associations for her. It was, indeed, only with difficulty that she
was persuaded to accept the Wilbraham estate. She hated the thought
of the testatrix; and besides, she had set her heart on earning her
own living. “Uncle Edward will be worse than ever,” she said. “He
will want me to marry some horrible rich man, and if I want to
marry a poor one, he’ll say he’s after the money. And anyway, I
don’t want to marry anybody.”
“Then don’t,” said Wimsey. “Be a
wealthy spinster.”
“And get like Aunt Wilbraham? Not
me!”
“Of course not. Be a nice wealthy
spinster.”
“Are there any?”
“Well, there’s me. I mean, I’m a nice
wealthy bachelor. Fairly nice, anyway. And it’s fun to be rich. I
find it so. You needn’t spend it all on yachts and cocktails, you
know. You could build something or endow something or run something
or the other. If you don’t take it, it will go to some ghastly
person—Uncle Edward or somebody—whoever is Mrs. Wilbraham’s
next-of-kin, and they’d be sure to do something silly with
it.”
“Uncle Edward would,” said Hilary,
thoughtfully.
“Well, you’ve got a few years to
think it over,” said Wimsey. “When you’re of age, you can see about
throwing it into the Thames. But what I’m to do with the emeralds I
really don’t know.”
“Beastly things,” said Hilary.
“They’ve killed grandfather, and practically killed Dad, and
they’ve killed Deacon and they’ll kill somebody else before long. I
wouldn’t touch them with a barge-pole.”
“I’ll tell you what. I’ll keep them
till you’re twenty-one, and then we’ll form ourselves into a
Wilbraham Estate Disposals Committee and do something exciting with
the whole lot.”
Hilary agreed; but Wimsey felt
depressed. So far as he could see, his interference had done no
good to anybody and only made extra trouble. It was a thousand
pities that the body of Deacon had ever come to light at all.
Nobody wanted it.
* * *
The New Wash Cut was opened with
great rejoicings at the end of the month. The weather was perfect,
the Duke of Denver made a speech which was a model of the obvious,
and the Regatta was immensely successful. Three people fell into
the river, four men and an old woman were had up for being drunk
and disorderly, a motor-car became entangled with a tradesman’s
cart and young Gotobed won First Prize in the Decorated Motor-cycle
section of the Sports.
And the River Wale, placidly doing
its job in the midst of all the disturbance, set to work to scour
its channel to the sea. Wimsey, leaning over the wall at the entry
to the Cut, watched the salt water moving upward with the incoming
tide, muddied and chafing along its new-made bed. On his left, the
crooked channel of the old river lay empty of its waters, a smooth
expanse of shining mud.
“Doing all right,” said a voice
beside him. He turned and found that it was one of the
engineers.
“What extra depth have you given
her?”
“Only a few feet, but she’ll do the
rest herself. There’s been nothing the matter with this river
except the silting of the outfall and the big bend below here.
We’ve shortened her course now by getting on for three miles and
driven a channel right out into the Wash beyond the mudbanks.
She’ll make her own outfall now, if she’s left to herself. We’re
expecting her to grind her channel lower by eight or ten
feet—possibly more. It’ll make all the difference to the town. It’s
a scandal, the way the thing’s been let go. Why, as it is, the tide
scarcely gets up higher than Van Leyden’s Sluice. After this, it’ll
probably run up as far as the Great Leam. The whole secret with
these Fen rivers is to bring back all the water you can into its
natural course. Where the old Dutchmen went wrong was in dispersing
it into canals and letting it lie about all over the place. The
smaller the fall of the land, the bigger weight of water you need
to keep the outfall scoured. You’d think it was obvious, wouldn’t
you? But it’s taken people hundreds of years to learn
it.”
“Yes,” said Wimsey. “I suppose all
this extra water will go up the Thirty-Foot?”
“That’s right. It’s practically a
straight run now from the Old Bank Sluice to the New Cut
Outfall—thirty-five miles—and this will carry off a lot of the High
Level water from Leamholt and Lympsey. At present the Great Leam
has to do more work than it should—they’ve always been afraid to
let the Thirty-Foot take its fair proportion of the flood-water in
winter, because you see, when it got down to this point it would
have overflowed the old riverbed and drowned the town. But now the
New Cut will carry it clean off, and that will relieve the Great
Leam and obviate the floods round Frogglesham, Mere Wash and
Lympsey Fen.”
“Oh!” said Wimsey. “I suppose the
Thirty-Foot Dyke will stand the strain?”
“Oh, dear, yes,” said the engineer,
cheerfully. “It was meant to from the beginning. In fact, at one
time, it had to. It’s only within the last hundred years that the
Wale has got so badly silted up. There’s been a good deal of
shifting in the Wash—chiefly owing to tidal action, of course, and
the Nene Outfall Cut, and that helped to cause the obstruction,
don’t you see. But the Thirty-Foot worked all right in the old
days.”
“In the Lord Protector’s time, I
suppose,” said Wimsey. “And now you’ve cleared the Wale Outfall, no
doubt the obstruction will go somewhere else.”
“Very likely,” replied the engineer,
with unimpaired cheerfulness. “These mudbanks are always shifting
about. But in time I daresay they’ll clear the whole thing—unless,
of course, they really take it into their heads to drain the Wash
and make a job of it.”
“Just so,” said Wimsey.
“But as far as it goes,” continued
the engineer, “this looks pretty good. It’s to be hoped our dam
over there will stand up to the strain. You’d be surprised at the
scour you get with these quiet-looking rivers. Anyhow, this
embankment is all right—I’ll take my oath of that. You watch the
tide-mark. We’ve marked the old low level and the old high level—if
you don’t see the one lowered and the other raised by three or four
feet within the next few months, you can call me—a Dutchman. Excuse
me a minute—I just want to see that they’re making that dam good
over there.”
He hurried off to superintend the
workmen who were completing the dam across the old course of the
river.
“And how about my old
sluice-gates?”
“Oh!” said Wimsey, looking round,
“it’s you, is it?”
“Ah!” The sluice-keeper spat
copiously into the rising water. “It’s me. That’s who it is. Look
at all this money they been spending. Thousands. But as for them
gates of mine, I reckon I can go and whistle for ’em.”
“No answer yet from
Geneva?”
“Eh?” said the sluice-keeper. “Oh!
Ah! Meaning what I said? Ah! that were a good ’un, weren’t it? Why
don’t they refer it to the League of Nations? Ah! and why don’t
they? Look at thisher great scour o’ water a-com’n’ up. Where’s
that a-going to? It’s got to go somewhere, ain’t it?”
“No doubt,” said Wimsey. “I
understand it’s to go up the Thirty-foot.”
“Ah!” said the sluice-keeper. “Always
interfering with things, they are.”
“They’re not interfering with your
gates, anyway.”
“No, they ain’t, and that’s just
where it is. Once you starts interferin’ with things you got to go
on. One thing leads to another. Let ’m bide, that’s what I say.
Don’t go digging of ’em up and altering of ’em. Dig up one thing
and you got to dig up another.”
“At that rate,” objected Wimsey, “the
Fens would still be all under water.”
“Well, in a manner of speaking, so
they would,” admitted the sluice-keeper. “That’s very true. So they
would. But none the more for that, they didn’t ought to come
a-drowning of us now. It’s all right for him to talk about letting
the floods out at the Old Bank Sluice. Where’s it all a-going to?
It comes up, and it’s got to go somewhere, and it comes down and
it’s got to go somewhere, ain’t it?”
“At the moment I gather it drowns the
Mere Wash and Frogglesham and all those places.”
“Well, it’s their water, ain’t it?”
said the sluice-keeper. “They ain’t got no call to send it down
here.”
“Quite,” said Wimsey, recognising the
spirit that had hampered the Fen drainage for the last few hundred
years, “but as you say yourself, it’s got to go
somewhere.”
“It’s their water,” retorted the man
obstinately, “let ’em keep it. It won’t do us no
good.”
“Walbeach seems to want
it.”
“Ah! them!” The sluice-keeper spat
vehemently. “They don’t know what they want. They’re always
a-wantin’ some nonsense or other. And there’s always some fool to
give it ’em, what’s more. All I wants is a new set of gates, but I
don’t look like getting of ’em. I’ve asked for ’em time and again.
I asked that young feller there. ‘Mister,’ I says to him, ‘how
about a new set o’ gates for my sluice?’ ‘That ain’t in our
contract,’ he says. ‘No,’ I says, ‘and drowning half the parish
ain’t in your contract neither, I suppose.’ But he couldn’t see
it.”
“Well, cheer up,” said Wimsey. “Have
a drink.”
He did, however, feel sufficient
interest in the matter to speak to the engineer about it. when he
saw him again.
“Oh, I think it’s all right,” said
that gentleman. “We did, as a matter of fact, recommend that the
gates should be repaired and strengthened, but you see, the damned
thing’s all tied up in some kind of legal bother. The fact is, once
you start on a job like this, you never know where it’s going to
end. It’s all piecemeal work. Stop it up in one place and it breaks
out in another. But I don’t think you need worry about this part of
it. What does want seeing to is the Old Bank dyke—but that’s under
a different authority altogether. Still, they’ve undertaken to make
up their embankment and put in some fresh stonework. If they don’t,
there’ll be trouble, but they can’t say we haven’t warned
them.”
“Dig up one thing,” thought Wimsey,
“and you have to dig up another. I wish we’d never dug up Deacon.
Once you let the tide in, it’s got to go somewhere.”
* * *
James Thoday, returning to England as
instructed by his employers, was informed that the police wanted
him as a witness. He was a sturdy man, rather older than William,
with bleak blue eyes and a reserved manner. He repeated his
original story, without emphasis and without details. He had been
taken ill in the train after leaving Fenchurch. He had attributed
the trouble to some sort of gastric influenza. When he got to
London, he had felt quite unable to proceed, and had telegraphed to
that effect.
He had spent part of that day huddled
over the fire in a public house near Liverpool Street; he thought
they might remember him there. They could not give him a bed for
the night and, in the evening, feeling a little better, he had gone
out and found a room in a back street. He could not recall the
address, but it had been a clean, pleasant place. In the morning he
found himself fit to continue his journey, though still very weak
and tottery. He had, of course, seen English papers mentioning the
discovery of the corpse in the churchyard, but knew nothing further
about it, except, of course, what he had heard from his brother and
sister-in-law, which was very little. He had never had any idea who
the dead man was. Would he be surprised to hear that it was
Geoffrey Deacon? He would be very much surprised indeed. The news
came as a terrible shock to him. That would be a bad job for his
people.
Indeed, he looked startled enough.
But there had been a tenseness of the muscles about his mouth which
persuaded Superintendent Blundell that the shock had been caused,
not so much by hearing the dead man’s name as by hearing that the
police knew it.
Mr. Blundell, aware of the solicitude
with which the Law broods over the interests of witnesses, thanked
him and proceeded with his inquiries. The public house was found,
and substantiated the story of the sick sailor who had sat over the
fire all day drinking hot toddies; but the clean and pleasant woman
who had let her room to Mr. Thoday was not so easy of
identification.
Meanwhile, the slow machinery of the
London police revolved and, from many hundreds of reports, ground
out the name of a garage proprietor who had hired out a
motor-bicycle on the evening of the 4th of January to a man
answering to the description of James Thoday. The bicycle had been
returned on the Sunday by a messenger, who had claimed and taken
away the deposit, minus the charge for hire and insurance. No, not
a district messenger: a youth, who looked like an ordinary
out-of-work.
On hearing this, Chief Inspector
Parker, who was dealing with the London end of the inquiry, groaned
dismally. It was too much to expect this nameless casual to turn
up. Ten to one, he had pocketed the surplus deposit and would be
particularly unwilling to inform the world of the fact. Parker was
wrong. The man who had hired the bicycle had apparently made the
fatal mistake of picking an honest messenger. After prolonged
inquiry and advertisement a young Cockney made his appearance at
New Scotland Yard. He gave his name as Frank Jenkins, and explained
that he had only just seen the advertisement. He had been seeking
work in various places, and had drifted back to Town in time to be
confronted with the police inquiry on a notice board at the Labour
Exchange.
He very well remembered the episode
of the motorbike. It had struck him as funny at the time. He had
been hanging round a garridge in Bloomsbury in the early morning of
January 5th, hoping to pick up a job, when he see a bloke coming
along on this here bike. The bloke was short and stocky, with blue
eyes and sounded like he might be the boss of some outfit or
other—he spoke sharp. and quick, like he might be accustomed to
giving orders. Yes, he might have been an officer in the mercantile
marine, very likely. Come to think of it, he did look a bit like a
sailor. He was dressed in a very wet and dirty motoring coat and
wore a cap, pulled down over his face, like. This man had said:
“Here, sonny, d’you want a job?” On being told “Yes,” he had asked:
“Can you ride a motor-bike?”
Frank Jenkins had replied, “Lead me
to it, guv’nor”; whereupon he had been told to take the machine
back to a certain garage, to collect the deposit and to bring it to
the stranger outside the Rugby Tavern at the corner of Great James
Street and Chapel Street, when he would receive something for his
pains. He had done his part of the business, and hadn’t took more
than an hour, all told (returning by ’bus), but when he arrived at
the Rugby Tavern, the stranger was not there, and apparently never
had been there. A woman said she had seen him walking away in the
direction of Guildford Street. Jenkins had hung about till the
middle of the morning, but had seen no sign of the man in the
motor-coat. He had therefore deposited the money with the landlord
of the Tavern, with a message to say that he could wait no longer
and had kept back half-a-crown—that being the amount he thought
fair to award himself for the transaction. The landlord would be
able to tell them if the sum had ever been claimed.
The landlord, being interrogated,
brought the matter to mind. Nobody answering the description of the
stranger had ever called for the money, which, after a little
search and delay, was produced intact in a dirty envelope. Enclosed
with it was the garage-proprietor’s receipt, made out in the name
of Joseph Smith, at a fictitious address.
The next thing was, obviously, to
confront James Thoday with Frank Jenkins. The messenger identified
his employer immediately; James Thoday persisted, politely, that
there was some mistake. What next, thought Mr. Parker.
He put the question to Lord Peter,
who said:
“I think it’s time for a spot of
dirty work, Charles. Try putting William and James alone in a room
with a microphone or whatever you call the beastly gadget. It may
not be pretty, but you’ll probably find that it
works.”
In these circumstances, therefore,
the brothers met for the first time since James had left William on
the morning of January 4th. The scene was a waiting-room at
Scotland Yard.
“Well, William,” said
James.
“Well. James,” said
William.
There was a silence. Then James said:
“How much do they know?”
“Pretty well everything, by what I
can make out.”
There was another pause. Then James
spoke again in a constrained voice: “Very well. Then you had better
let me take the blame. I’m not married, and there’s Mary and the
kids to be thought of. But in God’s name, man, couldn’t you have
got rid of the fellow without killing him?”
“That,” said William, “is just what I
was going to ask you.”
“You mean to say, it wasn’t you did
away with him?”
“Of course not. I’d be a fool to do
it. I’d offered the brute two hundred pounds to go back where he
came from. If I hadn’t a-been ill, I’d a-got him away all right,
and that’s what I thought you’d a-done. My God! when he come up out
o’ that grave, like Judgment Day, I wished you’d killed me along of
him.”
“But I never laid hand on him, Will,
till after he was dead. I saw him there, the devil, with that
ghastly look on his face, and I never blamed you for what you’d
done. I swear I never blamed you. Will—only for being such a fool
as to do it. So I broke his ugly face in, so that no one should
ever guess who he was. But they’ve found out, seemingly. It was
cursed bad luck, that grave being opened so soon. May be it’d have
been better if I’d carried him out and thrown him in the Drain, but
it’s a long way to go, and I thought we’d be safe
enough.”
“But, see here, James—if you didn’t
kill him, who did?”
It was at this point that
Superintendent Blundell, Chief Inspector Parker and Lord Peter
Wimsey walked in on the pair of them.