chapter fourteen
The bartender said, “Mr. Minster? Of
course, I knew Mr. Minster. An interesting man. Such a tragedy. We
miss him here at Sawgrass.”
We were in the Panther Bar, which was part of the
Big Cypress Restaurant, a place modeled after the old Rod & Gun
Club in Everglades City. It was white clapboard, three stories
high, pecky cypress inside with a wide veranda, ceiling fans,
pictures by Audubon, Currier & Ives, framed and lighted. There
was a formal restaurant—chandeliers and starched tablecloths—a
light-fare eatery built on a deck over a cypress hammock, gators
basking below in tannin-stained water, plus this ornate bar.
The bar had a granite fireplace, tables of dense
wood, walls that were a museum of taxidermy: old skin-mounted
tarpon, snook, bass and sailfish. There were alligators twelve to
fourteen feet long, green turtles, turkeys, coveys of quail, a bear
snarling on hind legs and one spectacularly large feral hog with
razor tusks.
“Holy shitski,” Tomlinson said, eyes swiveling as
we walked in. “They ought to have a couple of Michiganers tacked up
there; human heads just to be fair. Give wildlife equal time. Or a
Buckeye or two in travel garb, cameras around their necks. Mount
them over there”—he pointed to the largest of the gators—“maybe
partially ingested. A leg or two missing, but they’ve still got
that Disney World smile on their faces. Tough-ass Ohioans not about
to let anything ruin their vacation. A real Florida tableau.
Don’t you think that’d up burger sales?”
Shaking his head, DeAntoni said, “Jesus, burgers.
That’s exactly what I was going to order, too. Why you got to be so
fucking vulgar?” and left us standing as he walked toward the
bar.
The busiest of tourist times in Florida is a week
or two before Easter. Even so, the lodge wasn’t crowded. At the
most expensive clubs, hefty yearly dues ensure lots of personal
room, lots of personal attention.
Members and their guests were getting it here.
There was a steady luncheon business out on the veranda, a couple
more tables occupied inside, but there was only one person at the
bar when we sat. A distinguished-looking man with white hair,
pleated shirt and slacks. He was peering reflectively into a heavy
Scotch glass, but turned long enough to allow us a pleasant
nod.
We ordered drinks and lunch; talked among ourselves
for a while before DeAntoni attempted to coax conversation out of
the bartender. Talked about sports, asked him about the fishing,
how was business, how were tips, before he finally mentioned
Minster.
The question seemed to surprise the bartender,
though he recovered quickly. Bartenders become expert at masking
emotion or they don’t last long in what is a tough, tough business.
He was as muscular as the guard in the pith helmet, but older:
clean-cut, tan face beaming as he towel-dried glasses in his white
shirt and black vest, with a name tag that read: KURT—LINCOLN,
MASS.
But there was something aloof in Kurt’s dark eyes,
as if he were an actor too good for the role he’d been assigned,
and knew it. He and the guard possessed a similar, polite facade
that implied a well-hidden contempt.
We listened to the bartender tell us how
interesting Minster was, what a loss it was to the club, before
DeAntoni said, “The three of us are all friends of his wife, Sally.
You ever meet her?”
“No, sir. I don’t think I had the pleasure. You’re
guests of Mrs. Minster?”
“That’s right. We’re friends of Geoff, too. We
were his friends. Crummy luck, huh? Falling off the ass-end
of a boat. Geoff was one smart operator. He was the guy behind
developing this place, which you probably know. Right here where
you’re working. Sawgrass. Him and some weird religious guru, but
Geoff was the real brains—”
For just an instant, the mask slipped a little as
the bartender interrupted with exaggerated civility. “Excuse me,
sir. Bhagwan Shiva is not some weird religious guru. He’s a
gifted and enlightened individual. A very great man. Shiva comes
here often, and we’re honored that Shiva has chosen Sawgrass as his
personal ashram. In fact, he’ll be here this afternoon.”
DeAntoni said, “Ashram,” in a blank tone that said
he didn’t know what Kurt was talking about.
“An ashram is a place for spiritual retreat. Like a
church, only more than that. At Sawgrass, we have an indoor ashram
for meditation, religious instruction. We also have a much larger
outdoor ashram, which is at the end of the nature trail. Cypress
Ashram. It’s an amphitheater beneath a really pretty cypress dome.
It’s beautiful; seats nearly a thousand. Some people say they find
grace and tranquillity if they just sit there alone for a few
minutes. I suggest you visit it.”
It was a subtle cut that DeAntoni missed. He
replied, “Yeah, Geoff was into that stuff, too, meditation,
religion—” but the bartender had already turned away, ending the
conversation, walking off, telling us that he’d go check with the
kitchen because our food should be up soon.
When Kurt was gone, the white-haired man cleared
his throat, a mild smile on his face, looking at us with eyes that
were bleary, seemed a little sad. “Forgive me, but I couldn’t help
overhearing that you gentlemen were friends of Geoff. I knew him
well. A wonderful guy.” The man had the genial southern accent that
I associate with moneyed people from Charleston society or,
perhaps, old Atlanta.
DeAntoni said too quickly, “Oh yeah, the best.
Geoff was a real peach.”
“Quite a raconteur,” the man said. “Told the
funniest stories.”
“Hilarious,” DeAntoni said. “Made your sides ache
when he really got going.”
My antennae were up. A lot of little warning bells
were going off. I sensed we were being manipulated, even tested, as
the white-haired man continued, “So you really did know our
old colleague. I’m surprised I didn’t see y’all at the memorial
service.”
Tomlinson, typically, had already perceived what I
was just beginning to suspect, because he spoke before DeAntoni or
I could reply, saying, “My brothers, I think we have badly
misjudged our drinking neighbor. Sir”—he turned on his stool to
face the older man—“we deceived the bartender. Flat-out lied on
purpose. He’s a young spirit, an inexperienced soul. But not you.
So the truth is, we didn’t know Mr. Minster. I met him once—and he
wasn’t impressed. But we are friends of his wife, Sally.
Mind if I ask how you knew we were lying?”
The man was swirling the whiskey in his glass,
staring into it. I realized that he was already well on his way to
being drunk, only an hour past noon.
He said, “The way I know is, I’ve spent my life
starting companies, overseeing corporations, sniffing every kind of
man you can imagine. It takes balls the size of pit bulls to be
successful in American business—especially these days. So an ol’
boy also has to have a finely developed, built-in bullshit
detector.”
His mild smile broadened as he added, “And you,
gentlemen, set off my bullshit detector the moment you walked
through the door. The moment your large friend opened his New York
mouth”—he used his chin to indicate DeAntoni—“I knew he was full of
manure. Besides that, Geoff Minster never told a funny story in his
life. I don’t think the man knew how to laugh. Although, he was
maybe trying to learn toward the end.”
I expected DeAntoni to bristle. Instead, he stood
and held out his hand. He waited as the older man thought for a
moment, then finally shook it. “You got good judgment, Mac. The
kind of guy who says what’s on his mind, which I respect. Truth is,
I’m a private investigator trying to help Mrs. Minster. She doesn’t
think her husband’s dead. Neither do I. Which is why I’m down here
askin’ questions.”
The white-haired man considered that through two
delicate sips of his drink. His expression read:
Interesting. Finally, he stood, pausing another moment to be
certain of his balance. Then he said, “I’m going to find a corner
table—away from that little Nazi of a Yankee bartender. Interested
in joining me?”
When DeAntoni said yes, the man told him,
“Excellent. ’Far as I’m concerned, the only bad thing about
drinking alone is that a fine Scotch never gets the time it
deserves to breathe.”
“Conversation,” Tomlinson replied agreeably, “can
be the secret to getting a whiskey binge off to a good
start.”
“‘Conversation’?” the man said. “Son, I don’t waste
my time with conversation. No businessman worth a damn talks for
pleasure. If I open my mouth, it’s either to take a drink or to
negotiate. Sometimes, it’s to barter. Which is what we’re doing
now. I’m drinking thirty-four-year-old Blackadder Single Malt.
Staff has it flown in special from Ben Nevis at a price that’s
obscene. If I’m talking, you’re buying. That’s the agreement. So I
hope you brought a walletful of cash.”
The white-haired man, who introduced himself as
Carter McRae, said to us, “Before we sit down and get real
comfy-like, I’d like to ask you a couple of questions. Does Miz
Sally want to find out if Geoff’s dead ’cause she misses him? Or is
it ’cause she’s worried about losing the insurance money?”
I answered. “Neither. She wants to give most of the
money to her church. Ethically, she can’t do that if her husband’s
still alive.”
The older man nodded, apparently pleased. “That
there’s the only answer I’d have believed. Okay, so now I’d
appreciate it if you’d haul out one of those cell phones ev’body
carries these days and dial up the lady. Sally knows me. Not well,
but she knows who I am. If you’re such old and good friends, you
won’t have to bother lookin’ up her number now, will you?”
We were dealing with one tough, shrewd old
guy.
DeAntoni had a phone and the number. After he’d
dialed, McRae held his hand out, put the phone to his ear, pushed
open the double doors, and walked out onto the veranda. I watched
him through the glass. As he spoke into the phone, he maintained
the same mild smile, but his sad eyes brightened slightly. Beyond
and below him were cypress trees knee-deep in water; Spanish moss
draped over limbs like blue mist.
“Something’s wrong with him,” Tomlinson said
softly, looking through the window. “Something happened to hurt him
recently.”
DeAntoni said, “What makes you think that? The
guy’s ballsy. He likes his whiskey, but there’s nothing in the
world wrong with a man liking his whiskey.”
“It’s pure pain. I can see it.” Tomlinson started
to add something, but stopped because McRae was coming back into
the room. As he handed DeAntoni the phone, the older man looked at
me, saying, “You’re Ford. Sally says you two’ve been friends since
you were kids. Talks about you like you ought to be wearin’ shining
armor and a halo”—his eyes narrowed slightly as he finished—“but
I’d bet a good pointer dog she’s wrong about that. The halo part.
Which is just fine by me. I don’t like saints. Righteousness—that’s
for people who don’t have the spine to live like men.”
I told him, “Your dog would be perfectly safe. I’ve
known Sally a long time. She’s a good one. A nice person.”
“I couldn’t agree more, son. Which is why you gave
the only answer that was gonna keep me sitting here, drinking your
whiskey. I met the lady six, seven times and, each time, I liked
her better. Gwendie—my wife—she felt the same. Which is why I’ll be
happy to talk a spell. You’ve met those couples who just never
seemed to fit? Where you think the wife’s got way too much spunk
and class and pure built-in funny for the husband? Or just the
opposite: The wife’s a dud, and the husband’s got all the star
quality?”
“Sure. Too often.”
“Damn right, son, way too often. They got an
unhappiness about them that seeps across a room. My point being
that I could never picture Sally with Geoff. We ran in the same
circles, belonged to the same clubs. To me, what they seemed to be
was two strangers who always arrived in the same car. Not like
those good couples you meet every now and again. A man and woman
who can be at opposite ends of a big party, but’re still right
there together. Partners joined at the heart.”
Tomlinson said gently, “Like you and Gwendie.”
McRae seemed to look deeper into his Scotch glass before downing it
in a gulp. He was about to reply when the bartender reappeared,
carrying our food. Kurt was visibly surprised to see the four of us
at the same table. When he asked, “Is everything okay here, Mr.
McRae?” he was really asking if the older man wanted him to get rid
of us.
“Fine, Kurt, just fine. Turns out, these gentlemen
and I have some old mutual friends. Hell of a coincidence, runnin’
into ’em here.”
As he walked away, McRae said in a low voice, “One
of the choirboys. That’s what I call ’em. The Church of Ashram
staffs this place with their own people—which is why he got so
pissed off when you made that remark about Jerry.”
DeAntoni said, “Jerry?”
“Jerry Singh, the head guru. Shiva, the big shot
who calls himself Bhagwan. The weirdo you were talking
about. Only here, we call him by his real name ’cause he found out
damn quick that men with enough money to afford membership aren’t
going to tolerate all his religious nonsense. So he pretends to be
just one of the boys. Actually seems to enjoy it.”
I asked, “Then why do you tolerate his people as
staff?”
McRae said, “Why? Because they’re superb, that’s
why. Because they’re the best I’ve ever seen at what they do.
Remember that recluse a few years back, one of the world’s richest
men? He only hired members from this one particularly strict
religion. They did everything for him, cooking, all the secretarial
stuff, even took charge of his gambling interests out there in
Nevada.
“It didn’t make sense to me at the time ’til I
spent a few weeks at Sawgrass. Same principle applies here. Jerry’s
people—the choirboys, his choirgirls—really believe in what he
says. They don’t drink or smoke, and they sure as hell aren’t going
to steal. They’re not employees; they’re disciples. To them,
he’s a kind’a God, so they treat us the same way, ’cause that’s
what he’s commanded. Which means they follow orders, no questions
asked. You ever see Jerry on stage? Attend one of his
services?”
Tomlinson said, “I’ve read about them.”
McRae said, “You won’t see a better show in Vegas.
Who’s the famous magician, the one with the long hair? Lots of
smoke and dramatic lighting? Jerry’s shows are just as good or
better. The man’s a hell of an actor. He’s got a great sense of
dramatic timing. He’s fun to watch, and I think that’s one reason
his followers do exactly whatever he tells them to do.”
McRae added, “They work their asses off. They’re
always on time, always polite. They keep the grounds just like they
keep the kitchen—immaculate. Cleanliness is one of the Ashram’s
tenets. So’re obedience and hard work. They’re as efficient as
little robots. See Kurt? He’s bringing me another Blackadder right
now. The glass’ll be spotless, and it’ll be filled with a good,
full pour. Never had to say a word. I never do.”
McRae paused as the bartender served. Waited
patiently until he was gone, then continued, “You can ask ’em to do
anything you want—literally almost anything—they’ll do it.
If I tell Kurt, call security and have you gentlemen escorted out,
they’d do it so quick and smooth, people slurping soup out on the
veranda would never know there was trouble. I wouldn’t have to tell
them why, give them a reason, say another damn word. Once they got
you off alone, from what I’ve heard, you three’d never risk
coming back again, either.”
He paused, thinking about it, holding his Scotch to
the light, seeming to take pleasure in its amber flush. He said,
“People like me, men who fought hard to make their fortunes in the
world, we like that. Unquestioned obedience. Hell, we demand
it, but it’s getting harder ’n’ harder to find with all the damn
do-gooders out there, and bullshit laws.” McRae leaned toward me,
focusing on me with his sad, old eyes, “There’s only one thing you
can’t expect of staff here.”
I said, “What’s that?”
“Trustworthiness. You can’t trust them. Whatever
they hear, whatever they see, they’ll take straight to Jerry if
they think he should know. Which is why I’m sure he’ll hear that
the four of us were talking about Minster. Tonight at the latest,
if that lil’ Yankee hasn’t called Jerry already.”
DeAntoni asked, “So what’s wrong with that, Mac?
It’s a free country.”
“I know, I know, I’m just warning you. Jerry’s
ruthless—you have to be ruthless to run an organization the size of
his. He’s not going to be happy about a member talking to
outsiders—especially me, ’cause he knows how I feel. First time I
heard about it, the way Minster supposedly fell off that sports
fisherman at night, I never did believe it. Personally, I’ve always
believed Geoff’s still alive.”
Carter McRae told us he’d been suspicious of
Minster’s disappearance for a simple reason: He was acquainted with
the three men who were with Minster that night. He told us their
names. One was a well-known Florida politician, another was an
international investment banker, the third a retired State Supreme
Court judge. They all lived in the same exclusive little Coconut
Grove community, Ironwood.
“Know what else those three had in common?” McRae
asked. “They didn’t much like Geoff. Don’t misunderstand me—they
didn’t hate him. Just didn’t particularly care for him, which I can
understand. Before his religious conversion, Minster was a hard-ass
businessman who didn’t give a damn about making friends. After his
conversion, he was so touchy-feely-spiritual that a real man
wouldn’t want to waste time talking to him.”
According to McRae, he’d spoken with all three
after the disappearance. Each of the three men told him that the
only reason they’d gone on the fishing trip was because Minster had
pushed and pestered until they finally agreed just to fulfill a
social obligation they would never have to endure again.
McRae asked us, “Now why would Minster choose three
men who didn’t much like him to go on that boat?”
“Witnesses,” Tomlinson said immediately. “Three of
the most respected men in the state. He wanted witnesses. The kind
no one would ever doubt.”
McRae was nodding, smiling; a man who was at the
head of the table no matter where he sat, sober or drunk. “You,
sir, have an intellect that is not implied by your physical
appearance—unlike your politics. I have a little granddaughter who
uses the same kind’a combs in her hair, and that shirt you’re
wearing reminds me of Derby Day in Lexington. All the pretty,
flowered bonnets.”
Tomlinson took it as a compliment. “Thank you, Mr.
McRae. But I can’t take credit for the witness theory. Doc was the
first to think of it. Invite three solid citizens, then fake your
death by jumping overboard. A second boat’s in the area, lights
out, waiting to make the pickup.”
I’d considered the possibility, but didn’t remember
mentioning it to Tomlinson.
I listened to McRae say, “I haven’t followed it
that closely. Perhaps you gentlemen know more details. Did anyone
ever ask the boat’s captain if he had his radar on that night? If
there was a second vessel following, or waiting close enough to
pick up Minster, the skipper would’ve seen it on the screen.”
DeAntoni said, “I interviewed the captain. So’d the
cops. He had radar, yeah, but he told me he didn’t notice. It was
such a clear night, plenty calm, that he was running the thing all
by himself, no need to use the electronics. Plus, he had no idea
what time Minster went overboard. The last person to see him was
the retired judge, and that was around nine P.M. They didn’t
realize he was gone ’til the next morning, when they woke up in
Bimini.”
I asked, “Can you think of any reason why Minster
would want to stage his own death?”
McRae said, “There’re only two reasons a man
disappears on purpose, and both’re because he feels he has to
escape. He’s trying to escape from someone who wants to kill him,
or he wants to escape his old life. Too many bills, too much
pressure. Leave behind a life he just can’t stomach any longer. Or
maybe escape into the arms of a different woman.”
DeAntoni said, “Minster was sick of his old life,
his wife told us that. Was he screwing around on her?”
“Sorry, that’s the sort of question a gentleman
doesn’t answer. Not that I approve of such behavior. I’ve been
married for fifty-two years and was unfaithful to my wife only
once. That was a long, long time ago. It was the saddest, sickest
thing I’ve ever done, and the only true regret I have in this
life.”
After a few moments of reflection, McRae added,
“Was Minster screwing around? I will say this. In the Ashram faith,
I hear communal sex is allowed. Maybe even encouraged. All I’ll
tell you is, the month before he disappeared, Minster lived here in
the club’s bachelor quarters. He almost never went home to Sally. I
also know he had a special friend, an Indian woman. That’s all I’ll
say on the subject.”
“Would you tell us her name if you knew it?”
“No.”
“Is there anything else that suggests to you that
he intentionally went missing?”
“As I said, there’re only two reasons a man chooses
to disappear: to start a new life, or to get away from someone who
was trying to kill him. Could be, both reasons applied to
Geoff.”
That was a surprising thing to hear. DeAntoni said,
“He was afraid of being killed? By who?”
“Figure it out for yourselves. Toward the end, he
and Jerry weren’t getting along. They sat here one night, screaming
at each other. Kurt about soiled his pants, he was so quick to shut
the restaurant down. The holy man, Bhagwan Shiva, acting like a
drunken bully. We can’t let the faithful see something like that,
now, can we?”
“Do you know what the argument was about?”
McRae had begun to weave slightly, his eyes even
blur rier. Now, with a slowly marshaled effort, he straightened
himself, giving it careful consideration, before he told us,
“Gentlemen, I think our little barter session has come to an end. I
have reached the point where this very fine Scotch has turned to
common whiskey on my palate, and that’s a sin against all that I
hold dear. Besides, the subject’s too serious for drunk
talk.”
He was pulling his wallet out, from which he
produced a business card. “You write your phone numbers on this
little piece of paper. Give me some time to think it over. Maybe
I’ll call. Maybe I won’t. Let’s just leave it at that.”
As we paid the tab, I noticed that Tomlinson had
his hand on McRae’s shoulder, leaning toward him, talking into his
ear.
I watched the distinguished man frown, shaking his
head. Then McRae closed his eyes, listening . . . then it appeared
as if he were fighting back tears, patting the top of Tomlinson’s
hand with his own. He spoke a few words as Tomlinson continued to
whisper, and then McRae was nodding, smiling a little.
Outside, I dropped far enough behind DeAntoni to
ask Tomlinson, “What were you saying to him back there?”
“Mr. McRae’s wife, Gwendie, was operated on for a
cerebral aneurysm six months ago. She’s been in a coma; on life
support ever since.”
“How’d you know that?”
“I didn’t. I had a strong sense that he was in
pain. He’s a good man, too. Not my kind of man. Not the kind
I’d choose for a friend. When he described Shiva as ruthless? He
was describing himself just as accurately. I suspect you realize
that. But a good man, even so.
“His driver takes him to Naples Community Hospital
every night at six, where he sits beside Gwendie for as long as
he’s allowed, holding her hand, whispering into her ear. Every
morning, he comes here and drinks single malt until he’s drunk
enough to go home and get some sleep.”
“What did you say to him?”
“I got his e-mail address. Told him I’d send him a
paper I wrote a long time ago. Maybe it’ll give him some
comfort.”
I knew exactly what paper he meant—“One Fathom
Above Sea Level.” But I said, “What paper’s that?”
“Just a paper. I’d almost forgotten I’d written the
thing until strangers starting e-mailing me, asking questions about
it. Pretty weird, man. The present meets the past. Unfortunately,
the brain cells that did the writing are long, long gone. Oh”—he
was walking beside me, twisting his yellow goatee into
curls—“something else I told him was that my instincts are pretty
good. I told him I was getting strong vibes that Gwendie’s gonna
wake up soon. It might take awhile, but she’s going to be
okay.”
I said, “Do you think that’s a responsible thing to
do—give the man false hopes? You could end up hurting him
more.”
“In the paper I mentioned—this is just an example,
and I’m paraphrasing. But I wrote something about selfless hope. I
said hope is the simplest proof of divine origin. When I told him
that, he seemed to appreciate it.”
I said, “I wouldn’t mind seeing how you come to
that conclusion. Why don’t you send me a copy. I’ll read it.”
That much was true. I hadn’t read it. For
some reason, to do so without Tomlinson’s permission had seemed an
invasion of his privacy. It was something a stranger could do, but
not a friend.
“Know what, Doc? Considering all you’ve been
through, I came this close to asking you to read it fifty,
sixty times. But it seemed like an imposition. Like you’d have to
read it just because we’re pals.” Then he stopped talking and, in a
different tone of voice, he said, “Uh-oh. Here comes
trouble.”
He meant the golf cart speeding toward us, two men
aboard. Pith helmet, the guard from the front gate, was sitting
beside a driver who wore a black T-shirt and black cap, SECURITY
printed on both in yellow letters.
I remembered Sally telling us about Shiva’s
Archangels, the security people who always dressed in black.
DeAntoni saw them, too. He stopped, waiting, when
pith helmet said loud enough for us all to hear, “There they are;
it’s them. Those’re the ones.”