CHAPTER 4
Well, three or four months run along, and
it was well into the winter, now. I had been to school most all the
time, and could spell, and read, and write just a little, and could
say the multiplication table up to six times seven is thirty-five,
and I don’t reckon I could ever get any further than that if I was
to live forever. I don’t take no stock in mathematics,
anyway.
At first I hated the school, but by-and-by I got so
I could stand it. Whenever I got uncommon tired I played hookey,
and the hiding I got next day done me good and cheered me up. So
the longer I went to school the easier it got to be. I was getting
sort of used to the widow’s ways, too, and they warn’t so raspy on
me. Living in a house, and sleeping in a bed, pulled on me pretty
tight, mostly, but before the cold weather I used to slide out and
sleep in the woods, sometimes, and so that was a rest to me. I
liked the old ways best, but I was getting so I liked the new ones,
too, a little bit. The widow said I was coming along slow but sure,
and doing very satisfactory. She said she warn’t ashamed of
me.
One morning I happened to turn over the salt-cellar
at breakfast. I reached for some of it as quick as I could, to
throw over my left shoulder and keep off the bad luck, but Miss
Watson was in ahead of me, and crossed me off. She says, “Take your
hands away, Huckleberry—what a mess you are always making.” The
widow put in a good word for me, but that warn’t going to keep off
the bad luck, I knowed that well enough. I started out, after
breakfast, feeling worried and shaky, and wondering where it was
going to fall on me, and what it was going to be. There is ways to
keep off some kinds of bad luck, but this wasn’t one of them kind;
so I never tried to do anything, but just poked along low-spirited
and on the watch-out.
I went down the front garden and clumb over the
stile,af where
you go through the high board fence. There was an inch of new snow
on the ground, and I seen somebody’s tracks. They had come up from
the quarry and stood around the stile a while, and then went on
around the garden fence. It was funny they hadn’t come in, after
standing around so. I couldn’t make it out. It was very curious,
somehow. I was going to follow around, but I stooped down to look
at the tracks first. I didn’t notice anything at first, but next I
did. There was a cross in the left boot-heel made with big nails,
to keep off the devil.
I was up in a second and shinning down the hill. I
looked over my shoulder every now and then, but I didn’t see
nobody. I was at Judge Thatcher’s as quick as I could get there. He
said:
‘Why, my boy, you are all out of breath. Did you
come for your interest?”
“No sir,” I says; “is there some for me?”
“Oh, yes, a half-yearly is in, last night. Over a
hundred and fifty dollars. Quite a fortune for you. You better let
me invest it along with your six thousand, because if you take it
you’ll spend it.”
“No sir,” I says, “I don’t want to spend it. I
don’t want it at all—nor the six thousand, nuther. I want you to
take it; I want to give it to you—the six thousand and all.”
He looked surprised. He couldn’t seem to make it
out. He says:
“Why, what can you mean, my boy?”
I says, “Don’t you ask me no questions about it,
please. You’ll take it—won’t you?”
He says:
“Well I’m puzzled. Is something the matter?”
“Please take it,” says I, “and don’t ask me
nothing—then I won’t have to tell no lies.”
He studied a while, and then he says:
“Oho-o. I think I see. You want to sell all your
property to me—not give it. That’s the correct idea.”
Then he wrote something on a paper and read it
over, and says:
“There—you see it says ‘for a consideration.’ That
means I have bought it of you and paid you for it. Here’s a dollar
for you. Now, you sign it.”
So I signed it, and left.
Miss Watson’s nigger, Jim, had a hair-ball as big
as your fist, which had been took out of the fourth stomach of an
ox, and he used to do magic with it. He said there was a spirit
inside of it, and it knowed everything. So I went to him that night
and told him pap was here again, for I found his tracks in the
snow. What I wanted to know, was, what he was going to do, and was
he going to stay? Jim got out his hair-ball, and said something
over it, and then he held it up and dropped it on the floor. It
fell pretty solid, and only rolled about an inch. Jim tried it
again, and then another time, and it acted just the same. Jim got
down on his knees and put his ear against it and listened. But it
warn’t no use; he said it wouldn’t talk. He said sometimes it
wouldn’t talk without money. I told him I had an old slick
counterfeit quarter that warn’t no good because the brass showed
through the silver a little, and it wouldn’t pass nohow, even if
the brass didn’t show, because it was so slick it felt greasy, and
so that would tell on it every time. (I reckoned I wouldn’t say
nothing about the dollar I got from the judge.) I said it was
pretty bad money, but maybe the hair-ball would take it, because
maybe it wouldn’t know the difference. Jim smelt it, and bit it,
and rubbed it, and said he would manage so the hair-ball would
think it was good. He said he would split open a raw Irish potato
and stick the quarter in between and keep it there all night, and
next morning you couldn’t see no brass, and it wouldn’t feel greasy
no more, and so anybody in town would take it in a minute, let
alone a hair-ball. Well, I knowed a potato would do that, before,
but I had forgot it.
Jim put the quarter under the hair-ball and got
down and listened again. This time he said the hair-ball was all
right. He said it would tell my whole fortune if I wanted it to. I
says, go on. So the hair-ball talked to Jim, and Jim told it to me.
He says:
“Yo’ ole father doan’ know, yit, what he’s a-gwyne
to do. Sometimes he spec he’ll go ‘way, en den agin he spec he’ll
stay. De bes’ way is to res’ easy en let de ole man take his own
way. Dey’s two angels hoverin’ roun’ ’bout him. One uv ‘em is white
en shiny, en ’tother one is black. De white one gits him to go
right, a little while, den de black one sail in en bust it all up.
A body can’t tell, yit, which one gwyne to fetch him at de las.‘
But you is all right. You gwyne to have considable trouble in yo’
life, en considable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en
sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you’s gwyne to git
well agin. Dey’s two gals flyin’ ’bout you in yo’ life. One uv
‘em’s light en ’tother one is dark. One is rich en ‘tother is po’.
You’s gwyne to marry de po’ one fust en de rich one by-en-by. You
wants to keep ‘way fum de water as much as you kin, en don’t run no
resk, ’kase it’s down in de billsag dat
you’s gwyne to git hung.”
When I lit my candle and went up to my room that
night, there set pap, his own self!