CHAPTER EIGHT
AFTER
A Letter from the Post-American World
This time for Persia, bearing our wounded and the ashes of the
dead .... The skull of the last
Mehrikan I shall present to the museum at Teheran.
—J. A. Mitchell, The Last
American (1889)
What follows purports to be a missive
from the future. Author unknown. It was found tucked into the
glovebox in the remnants of what appeared to be a Victorian-era
contraption:
This is a letter from the day after tomorrow, from
the world after America. I would have entrusted it to the genial
gentleman on a “time machine” who turned up last week with excited
tales of the marvels of an American golden age circa 1950. Less
than a hundred years ago! But the young ’uns told him he sounded
like those Islamophile “scholars” boring on about the glories of
Córdoba and el-Andalus in the tenth century. His machine looked
promising, but it attracted the attention of rival gangs and they
wound up with half of it apiece, neither of which functioned.
Much like what happened to America. But they left behind what I
believe is the key time-traveling mechanism, and, while it is no
longer sufficient to transport a person, I’m hopeful this letter
will make it back to you in 1950—assuming, that is, that, like so
much else of interest, the timetransporting device isn’t stymied by
the Sino-Russo-Islamic cybershield that has reduced the Internet to
little more than an archive of cautionary tales of all but
forgotten minor American celebrities. (The Internet was a
turn-of-the-century phenomenon, like your hula hoop, if that’s been
invented by the time you get this.)
Before he got mugged, the time traveler wanted to
know how we were getting by without the United States. Well, for
want of any choice in the matter, we adjusted. As it beggared
itself, cannibalized itself, and finally consumed itself, the
hyperpower’s networks of globalization remained largely in place.
We know their names still—Starbucks, Wal-Mart, Google.... Many of
the famous multinationals survived the collapse of the United
States. In economic terms, they were bigger than most
nation-states, and so they had no trouble finding small countries
to serve as company towns of convenience. Some aspects changed.
McDonald’s and KFC and the rest are now halal. It’s just easier
that way. Otherwise, you wind up like the Russians, with two of
everything—the Muslim-compliant Burger King, and the branch across
the street that still serves vodka: “Have it your way—da?”
And all that does is make it easier for Chechen gangs to blow up
sad gaggles of Red Army alcoholics while minimalizing collateral
damage of photogenic moppets and devout burqa-clad women. I no
longer imbibe myself. Like the late American entertainer Dean
Martin, I drank to forget. But we forgot almost everything very
quickly, so the excuse is less persuasive.
Much of the world would still seem familiar to you.
Have you ever been in the executive lounge of an upmarket American
chain hotel in the Middle East? The Grand Hyatt in Amman perhaps?
Very congenial in the old days. At breakfast you could get pancakes
and hash browns, and the TV would be tuned to CNN International,
while Saudi sheikhs and Russian “businessmen” and the
representatives of Chinese state corporations conducted their
affairs. For a while, that’s what it felt like: an American-built
international network but with fewer and fewer Americans. The
Europeans had always enjoyed sneering at those polls about the ever
dwindling percentage of Yanks who held valid passports. Who could
blame you? You were the “ugly Americans,” the only foreigners who
upon landing in Paris, Rome, Berlin, and many other capitals could
reliably expect to have their country openly insulted by the cab
driver en route to the hotel. Once the dollar ceased to be the
global currency, and America became both yesterday’s man and the
scapegoat for all the new woes afflicting the post-American world,
fewer and fewer of your citizens ventured abroad. At power tables
in the exclusive restaurants one sees Chinamen, Arabs, Venezuelans,
even the occasional Jeremy or Derek from Eton or Upper Canada
College hired as the retro-chic Wasp frontman for an international
agglomeration of emirs and oligarchs. But not a lot of
Americans.
Even travel within North America became
prohibitively expensive, and dangerous. Virtuous Americans forswore
nuclear power and coal mining, and, when the crisis of the early
Seventies exposed your vulnerability to Middle Eastern oil
dictatorships, you spent the next thirty years letting your
dependence on foreign petroleum double from one-third to two-thirds
of your energy needs while you busied yourselves piously declining
to drill in the Arctic lest it sully the pristine breeding grounds
of the world’s largest mosquito herd. So today the Arabs still have
the oil; Russia and Iran between them control half the world’s
natural gas; and China and India need more and more of both. It
never seemed to occur to America’s ruling class that an economy
requires fuel to run it, and that one day the sellers might be in a
position to pick and choose their customers. The decision by the
Gulf emirates to lease bases to Beijing to enable the Chinese to
secure the Asian oil routes was entirely predictable. Not a lot of
Middle Eastern oil heads west these days.
The world after America is a sicker world. In 1999,
the British Government set up NICE—the National Institute for
Clinical Excellence, the country’s nicely named “death panel.” If
one works for NICE these days,
one no longer has to waste all that time inventing reasons as to
why this or that innovative but costly American drug or procedure
does not fit the overarching strategic goals of the National Health
Service, because American medical innovation quickly dwindled away
and nobody picked up the slack. The Chinese are said to have
amazing new inventions to keep their leaders hale and hearty, but
would prefer their aging peasantry keeled over sooner rather than
later. A few other countries have carved out boutique markets:
Japan for state-of-the-art post-human augmentation, the Swiss for
luxury euthanasia. As I say, niche businesses. For the non-elites,
for the multitudes of humanity crammed into the vast, diseased
megalopolises of Africa or the favelas of Latin America,
almost anything unexpected that happens anywhere kills huge numbers
of people. Today the typical novelty virus develops in rural China,
its existence is denied for weeks on end by the government, during
which window of opportunity a carrier spreads it to the lobby of an
international hotel in Hong Kong, and thence by jet it takes off
for the world beyond—much as SARS did in 2003. But this time,
instead of getting on a flight to Toronto, the returning tourist
flies to Johannesburg, and the disease runs riot among a population
whose immune systems are already weakened by HIV.
Tragic, but only for a moment, and then next
month’s surprise disaster comes along like clockwork. Even without
the cooperation of mendacious despots, life is nasty, brutish, and
shortened in dramatic ways. Tsunamis and earthquakes kill on
impressive scales. There is no superpower with the carrier groups
or the C-130s or, indeed, the inclination to have “boots on the
ground” (quaint expression, now unknown) within hours to start
rescuing people, feeding them, housing them. So today we are all
impeccably multilateral and work through the UN bureaucracy, which
holds state-of-the art press conferences to announce it will soon
be flying in (or nearby, or overhead, or in the general hemisphere)
a top-level situation-assessment team to the approximate vicinity
to conduct a situation assessment of the situation just as soon as
an elite team of corporate mercenaries has flown
in and restored room service to the five-star hotel. Shouldn’t be
more than a few weeks.
If the tsunami doesn’t get you, the relief
operation usually does the trick. In 2010, an earthquake hit Haiti,
and the UN dispatched peacekeepers, including cholera-infected
Bangladeshi troops. So Haiti had a cholera epidemic introduced to
the island by the transnational body supposedly rescuing it from
the previous catastrophe. That was the test run for a world of
hemisphere-hopping disasters. The Russians are pressuring the
Chinese to develop a form of airborne quarantine: unmanned drones
would spray the infected megalopolis from the skies, the way early
morning aerial maintenance crews used to zap your DisneyWorld with
bug spray from the heavens each dawn.
The world after America is a poorer place. The
second half of the twentieth century saw the emergence of“a new
world middle class,” as Professor Xavier Sala-i-Martin called them
in his study The World Distribution of Income. This class
was made up of some 2.5 billion citizens of the developing world
whose standards of living were rapidly approaching those of the
West.1 By the beginning of the twenty-first
century, as Virginia Postrel reported in the New York
Times,“the largest number of people earned about $8,000—a
standard of living equivalent to Portugal’s.”2 Not everybody was part of this success
story: In your time—the 1950s—Egypt and South Korea had had more or
less identical per capita incomes. By the first decade of the new
century, Egypt’s was less than a sixth of South Korea’s.3
Which of these models would prevail in the years
ahead? Access to western markets had given South Korea a western
lifestyle, complete with western-sized families: soon, like many of
the so-called “Asian tigers,” they had one of the lowest fertility
rates in the world. They were tigers without cubs. Whereas Egypt,
like most of the Muslim world, was in a demographic boom and its
poverty helped export its surplus population, either in the express
lane (a gentleman called Mohammed Atta flying through the office
window on a Tuesday morning) or through less dramatic but
relentless
mass immigration. (I believe they have a new “community center”
named after Mr. Atta in Tower Hamlets, East London.)
The collapsed birth rates of Europe and the Asian
tigers left an insufficient domestic market for economic growth.
They were ever more dependent on access to the U.S. market, even as
the American consumer became too broke to go to the mall. As for
the rest of the planet, sub-Saharan Africa doubled its population
between 2010 and 2030. Unlike enviro-feminists in London fretting
about “overpopulation,” the Africans were in no hurry to tie their
tubes, and the West’s ecochondriacs declined to hector them. Why,
sub-Saharan babies “consumed” fewer resources. Which was true. They
still do, man for man. Excepting South Africa, the Dark Continent’s
per capita income averaged $355 in 2004, but had fallen below $275
by 2030.4 Good for the planet? Well, it depends
how you think about it. A few years earlier, a Unicef report had
found that more than one billion children in the developing world
were suffering from the most basic “deprivations”—lack of food,
lack of education, lack of rights.5 Yet by 2020 each of them—or at any
rate the half who were girls—had had an average of three children
each. Who in turn lacked food and education and much else, and had
a much higher incidence of genetic disorders. It would have been
asking an awful lot for them to remain in the teeming, pathogenic
shanty megalopolises into which the Third World’s population was
consolidating—rather than simply to sail over to Spain or Italy or
the Côte d’Azur.
But never mind African-Asian or Cairo-Seoul
comparisons, and consider the available models within Korea itself:
in the south, a prosperous, educated, advanced nation; to the
north, a dark, starving, one-man psycho-state tyranny that exported
nothing but knock-off Viagra and No Dong. The former is an erectile
dysfunction treatment, the latter sounds like one but is in fact a
long-range missile the Norks made available to interested parties
such as Iran. Seoul was always vulnerable: it could be flattened by
Pyongyang within minutes. Why ever would the Norks do that? Well,
why in 2010 did they loose a couple hundred artillery shells at
South Korea’s Yeonpyeong Island, killing four civilians and
injuring many more? 6
Who knows? No analyst was able to articulate a rationale. Because
a rationalist needs a rationale, but a psycho-state doesn’t.
This peripheral peninsula was a snapshot of the
world to come: South Korea had one of the highest GDPs per capita
on the planet, yet was all but defenseless without American
military protection.7 North Korea had a GDP per capita that
was all but unmeasurable, down in Sub-Basement Level Five with
Burundi and the Congo—and yet it was, after a fashion, a nuclear
power. In the years ahead, these contradictions would resolve
themselves in entirely predictable ways.

IDENTITY AND AUTHENTICITY
The future belongs to those who show up for it. Yet
in the multicultural West the question of human capital was
entirely absent from most futurological speculation. “A growing
number of people,” wrote James Martin in The Meaning of the 21st
Century: A Vital Blueprint for Ensuring Our Future (2006),
“will think of themselves as citizens of the planet rather than
citizens of the West, or Islam, or Chinese civilization.”8
Mr. Martin provided no evidence for his assertion,
and it should have been obvious even then that it was (to use a
British archaism I rather miss) bollocks on stilts: the notion that
an identity rooted in nothing more than the planet as a universal
zip code would ever be sufficient should have been laughable. Yet
nobody laughed, and certainly none of the experts so much as
giggled even as the opposite proved true. The more myopic
westerners promoted the vacuous banality of post-nationalist
identity—what Mr Martin called “multicultural tolerance and
respect”—the more people looked elsewhere and sought alternatives.
Islam and “Chinese civilization” (to return to the author’s
specific examples) both did a roaring trade, while “citizens of the
planet” degenerated to a useful designation for the millions of
unfortunates in collapsed cities and regions who fell between the
cracks of the hardening ideological blocs. “Stateless persons,” we
would once have said.
It is only human to wish to belong to something
larger than oneself, and thereby give one’s life meaning. For most
of history, this need was satisfied by tribe and then nation, and
religion. But by the late twentieth century the Church was in steep
decline in Europe, and the nation-state was abhorred as the font of
racism, imperialism, and all the other ills. So some (not all)
third-generation Britons of Pakistani descent went in search of
identity and found the new globalized Islam. And some (not all)
30thgeneration Britons of old Anglo-Saxon stock also looked
elsewhere, and found “global warming.” What was it they used to say
back then? “Think globally, act locally”? It worked better for
jihad than for environmentalism. Adherents of both causes claimed
to be saving the planet from the same enemy—decadent capitalist
infidels living empty consumerist lives. Both faiths insisted their
tenets were beyond discussion. As disciples of the now obscure
prophet Gore liked to sneer, only another climate scientist could
question the climate-science “consensus”: busboys and waitresses
and accountants and software designers and astronomers and
physicists and mere meteorologists who weren’t officially
designated climatologists were unqualified to enter the debate.
Correspondingly, on Islam, for an unbeliever to express a view was
“Islamophobic.”
As to which of these competing global identities
was more risible, the 44th President of the United
States promised to lower the oceans, while Hizb ut-Tahrir promised
a global caliphate; The Guardian’s ecopalyptic correspondent
Fred Pearce declared that within a few years Australia would be
uninhabitable,9 while Islam4UK declared that within
a few years Britain would be under sharia.10 I was never a betting man, even when
it remained legal in Europe, but, if I had been forced to choose
one of these scenarios, and had found an obliging bookie, I could
have made a tidy sum ...
So here we are with the oceans more or less exactly
where they were, and Australia still habitable, and everything else
utterly transformed. How pathetic it seems to have to state the
obvious—that pseudo-identities cannot stand up to genuine
identities. The “international community” proved to be fake, and
hardheaded Russian and Chinese nationalism all too real.
The collective “European” consciousness promoted by the European
Union shimmered and dissolved like a desert mirage, unlike the
collective Islamic consciousness of the Organization of the Islamic
Cooperation. When push came to shove, when bailout came to
bankruptcy, there was no “Europe” beyond the official fictions of
the Eurocrat elite. But, notwithstanding Sunni loathing for Shia,
and Turk for Arab, and Arab for Persian, and Persian for Pakistani,
Pakistani for black, Wahhabi for “moderate,” and fervent jihadist
for non-observant semi-apostate, most Muslims were nevertheless
happy to identify themselves as part of what the author Christopher
Caldwell called “Team Islam.”
By 2010, the Organization of the Islamic
Cooperation was already the largest single voting bloc at the UN,
and controlled among other bodies the Human Rights Council. Which
is why it quickly became an anti-human rights council, fiercely
opposed to free speech, freedom of religion, women’s rights, and
much more. The international institutions built by an un-imperial
America after the Second World War were effortlessly co-opted by
nations and alliances that barely existed then. The OIC’s
conception of human rights came from their Cairo Declaration.
Article 24: “All the rights and freedoms stipulated in this
Declaration are subject to the Islamic Shari’a.”11
Quite so. The OIC took the view that Islam, in both
its theological and political components, should be beyond
question, and its members supported the UN’s rapid progress toward
the planet-wide imposition of a law against “defaming”
religion—which meant in effect a global apostasy law that removed
Islam from public discourse. Imagine if someone had proposed an
“Organization of the Christian Conference” that would hold summits
attended by prime ministers and presidents, and vote as a bloc in
transnational bodies. But, of course, by the twenty-first century
there was a “Muslim world” (as presidential speechwriters and
New York Times headline editors casually acknowledged) but
no “Christian world” (heaven forfend!): Europe was militantly
post-Christian, Russia had applied for observer membership of the
OIC, and, as the 44th president—Obama—
bizarrely asserted to a European interviewer, America was “one of
the largest Muslim countries in the world.”12
And, if there was a “Muslim world,” what were its
boundaries? The OIC was formed in 1969 with mainly Middle Eastern
members plus Indonesia and a couple more. By the Nineties, former
Soviet Central Asia had signed on, plus Albania, Mozambique,
Guyana, and various others. By the time the EU applied for observer
status in the second decade of the twenty-first century, it seemed
a mere formality.
And America? In 2007, the 43rd president
had announced the appointment of the first U.S. Ambassador to the
OIC.13 There was little fuss when Michigan
applied for membership.
And so it went. You didn’t need to go to “the
Muslim world” to see “Team Islam” in action, only to what we used
to call Christendom. When the subject of a fast Islamizing Europe
first arose in the Oughts, sophisticates protested that one
shouldn’t “generalize” about Muslims. And it was true that, if you
took a stamp collector’s approach to immigration issues, there were
many fascinating differences: the French blamed difficulties with
their Muslim population on the bitter legacy of colonialism;
whereas Germans blamed theirs on a lack of colonial experience at
dealing with these exotic chappies. And, if you were a small
densely populated nation like the Netherlands, the difficulties of
Islam were just the usual urban/rural frictions that occur when
people from the countryside—in this case, the Moroccan
countryside—move to the cities. It was the consequence of your
urban planning, or your colonialism, or your wealth, or just plain
you. But, if you were in some decrepit housing project on the edge
of almost any Continental city from Malmö to Marseilles, it made
little difference in practice. “If you understand how immigration,
Islam, and native European culture interact in any western European
country,” wrote Christopher Caldwell, “you can predict roughly how
they will interact in any other—no matter what its national
character, no matter whether it conquered an empire, no matter what
its role in World War II, and no matter what the provenance of its
Muslim immigrants.”14 European Islam turned out to be less
divided
than Greeks from Germans, Swedes from Portuguese. Many ethnic
Continentals only discovered the post-nationalist identity they’d
been long promised after they converted to Islam: when the mirage
of the “European Union” faded, the Eurabian Union was the desert
beyond.
Nor could the over-Europeanized cult of
transnationalism survive in the wider world. As the EU, the UN, and
the G7 seized up, the tranzis turned elsewhere, ever on the lookout
for the Newest Established Permanent Floating Crap Game on the
geopolitical circuit. For a while, in the wake of the 2008
downturn, they pinned their hopes on the G20: same great poseur
multilateralism, brand new secretariat. You could see what was in
it for EU prime ministers: the transnational talking-shops were the
equivalent of those all-star charity fundraisers that spent so much
money chauffeuring the stars to the stadium there was no cash left
for the charity. Diplomacy used to be, as Canada’s Lester Pearson
liked to say, the art of letting the other fellow have your
way.15 By the twenty-first century, “soft
power” had become more of a discreet cover for letting the other
fellow have his way with you. The Europeans “negotiated” with Iran
over its nuclear program for years, and in the end Iran got the
nukes and Europe got to feel good about itself for having sat
across the table talking to no purpose for the best part of a
decade.
In Moscow, Vladimir Putin, self-promoted from
president to de facto czar, decided it was well past time to
reconstitute the old empire and start re-hanging the Iron
Curtain—not formally, not initially, but certainly as a sphere of
influence from which the Yanks would keep their distance. Russia,
like China, was demographically weak but geopolitically assertive.
The Europe the new czar foresaw was one not only energy-dependent
on Moscow but security-dependent, too. Hence, his mischievous
support for a nuclear Iran—because mullahs with nukes served
Russia’s ambitions to restore its hegemony over Eastern Europe.
Only Washington was surprised at how far west “Eastern” Europe
extended by the time Moscow was done. In an unstable world, the
Russians offered themselves as the protection racket you could rely
on, and there were plenty of takers for that once every
European city was within range of Teheran and the other crazies.
Look at it from their point of view: as America’s “good cop”
retreated to the precinct house, there was something to be said for
a “bad cop” who still had some credibility when it came to
head-cracking.
In the nineteenth century the Anglophone powers
killed or captured pirates. Two centuries later, with primitive
vessels seizing tankers the length of carriers off the Horn of
Africa, it was all more complicated. The Royal Navy, which over the
centuries had done more than anyone to rid the civilized world of
the menace of piracy, declined even to risk capturing their Somali
successors. They had been advised by Her Majesty’s Government that,
under the European Human Rights Act, any pirate taken into custody
would be entitled to claim refugee status in the United Kingdom and
live on welfare for the rest of his life.16 There was a film series popular at
the time: Pirates of the Caribbean. I doubt it would have
cleaned up at the box office if the big finale had shown Mr.
Geoffrey Rush and his crew of scurvy sea dogs settling down in
council flats in Manchester and going to the pub for a couple of
jiggers of rum washed down to cries of “Aaaaargh, shiver me
benefits check, lad.” For his part, the U.S. Attorney-General, the
chief lawenforcement official of the world’s superpower, was
circumspect about the legal status of pirates, as well he might be.
Obviously, if the United States Navy had seized some eyepatched
peglegged blackguard off the coast of Somalia and hanged him from
the yardarm or made him walk the plank, pious senators would have
risen as one to denounce an America that no longer lived up to its
highest ideals ... and the network talking-heads would have argued
that Plankgate was recruiting more and more young men to the
pirates’ cause...and judges by the dozen would have ruled that
pirates were entitled to the protections of the U.S. constitution
and that under ObamaCare their peglegs had to be replaced by
high-tech prosthetic limbs at taxpayer expense.
Conversely, a 2010 headline from the Associated
Press: “Pirates ‘Have All Died,’ Russia Says, After Decrying
‘Imperfections’ In International Law.”17 Perhaps it seemed just as funny at
the time.
The Somalis had made the mistake of seizing a
Russian tanker. When Moscow’s commandos took it back, they found
themselves with ten pirates on their hands and the prospect of
submitting them to an “imperfect” international legal regime. So,
as a Defense Ministry spokesman explained, they “released” them.
The Russians supposedly put them in a boat and pointed it in the
general direction of Somalia. “They could not reach the coast and
apparently have all died,” said the official, poker-faced.
Oh.
Bad cop or metrosexual Euro-cop? On the high seas
of reality, it was not a tough call.

FIVE BILLION GUYS NAMED MO
To state the obvious, the world after America is a
lot more Muslim. Between 2010 and 2030, the ummah—the
worldwide Muslim community—was predicted to increase from somewhere
between a fifth and a quarter of the global population to one third
of humanity.18 By the time we got there, they wound
up with a little more than that, the demographers having failed to
take into account such icing on the ummah’s cake as the
accelerating Muslim conversion rates on the Continent. But one
third of humanity turned out to be a good ballpark figure, give or
take. Non-Muslims did most of the giving, and Islam did the taking,
especially of Europe. According to the UN, global population is
supposed to peak at about nine billion in 2050, then level off and
start to decline.19 If you were one of those now
mostly extinct eco-fetishists who thought of humanity as a species,
then that nine billion was the number to watch, up from six billion
at the turn of the century. But, if you didn’t think of the world
as one unified global parking lot, you were less interested in the
big number and more in its constituent parts: on the road to that
nine billion, almost all the increase in global population came
from Islam and sub-Saharan Africa. Muslims would represent a third
of the world’s population, yet,
aside from a handful of rapacious emirs and a few thousand
layabout Saudi princes gambling and whoring in Mayfair and Macau,
enjoy almost none of its wealth.
That would come as no surprise if you recall that
statistic about Egypt’s economic decline relative to South Korea.
And Mubarak’s thug state was considerably less decayed than Sudan
and other Islamic hinterlands where by the dawn of the third
millennium they had done a cracking job of killing almost all human
progress of the modern age. Nevertheless, they are one in three of
the global citizenry. In the first decade of the twenty-first
century, Niger, which is over 90 percent Muslim, increased its
population by almost half—from just over 10 million to just over 15
million.20 In 2000, half a million of its
children were estimated to be starving, but that was no reason not
to add a few million more.21 Its population is predicted to hit
just under 100 million by the end of this century—in a country that
can’t feed a people one-tenth that size. Was it ever likely that an
extra 90 million people would choose to stay within Niger? Samuel
Huntington, in The Clash of Civilizations (now banned in
Europe, following a “human rights” complaint), wrote vividly about
“Islam’s bloody borders”—“the boundary looping across Eurasia and
Africa that separates Muslims from non-Muslims” and provided so
many of the horror stories on the nightly news.22 But by 2020 you could no longer
delineate with any clarity that looping boundary: the border was a
blur. By 2010, there were more Muslims in Germany than in
Lebanon.23 Within a few years, Germany would be
semi-Muslim in its political character. That doesn’t mean a
majority of the population is Muslim, but the prevailing culture
is. Recently, I saw an old film called Cabaret, with a
memorable scene in a beer garden, in which an Aryan youth sings
“Tomorrow Belongs to Me” and everybody joins in. It is a long time
since I have been to a German beer garden. Tomorrow would belong to
chaps less into draining their steins.
Though less bibulous, the new Europe is an
unhealthier continent. I am not speaking metaphorically. By the
beginning of the twenty-first century, in the city of Bradford, 75
percent of Pakistani Britons were married to their first
cousins.24 Even the Neanderthal racists warning
against the horrors of
mass immigration in the late 1960s never thought to predict that
in the Yorkshire grade-school classes of the early twenty-first
century a majority of the pupils would be the children of first
cousins. Yet it happened.
The western elites stuck till the end to their view
of man as homo economicus, no matter how obvious it was that
cultural identity is a primal indicator that mere economic liberty
cannot easily trump. If a man is a Muslim mill worker, which is
more central to his identity—that he is a Muslim or that he works
in a mill? So the mill closed down, and the Muslim remained, and
arranged for his British-born sons to marry cousins imported from
the old country, and so a short-term need for manual labor in the
mid-twentieth century led to Yorkshire adopting Mirpuri marriage
customs. Beyond Bradford, in the nation as a whole, 57 percent of
British Pakistanis were married to their first cousins by the turn
of the twenty-first century.25 If, like most of the experts, you
were insouciant about that number and assumed that the seductive
charms of assimilation would soon work their magic, well, in 1970
the percentage was half that. But back then there were a lot fewer
cousins to marry.
Many non-Pakistani Britons were a little queasy
about the marital preferences of their neighbors but no longer knew
quite on what basis to object to it. “The ethos of relativism,”
wrote the novelist Martin Amis, “finds the demographic question so
saturated in revulsions that it is rendered undiscussable.”26 That was why, even though the marital
customs of the Pakistani community of New York were little
different, you heard not a peep on the subject from brave American
urban liberals still cheerfully making sneering cracks about inbred
fundamentalist redneck southern hillbillies.
British Pakistanis were then officially less than 2
percent of the population, yet accounted for a third of all
children born with rare recessive genetic diseases—such as
Mucolipidosis Type IV, which affects brain function and prevents
the body expelling waste.27 Native Scots families aborted healthy
babies at such a rate they’re now all but extinct; Pakistani
first-cousin families had two, three, four children born deaf, or
blind, or requiring spoon-feeding and dressing their entire lives.
Learning disabilities among this community cost the education
system over $100,000 per child. They
cost the government health system millions of pounds a year. And
this was the only way a culturally relativist West could even
broach the topic: nothing against cousin marriage, old boy, but it
places a bit of a strain on the jolly old health-care budget.
Likewise, don’t get me wrong, I’ve nothing against the polygamy,
it’s just the four welfare checks you’re collecting for it. An
attempt to confine spousal benefits to no more than two wives was
struck down as discriminatory by the European Court of Human
Rights.
But this was being penny-wise and pound-blasé. When
57 percent of Pakistani Britons were married to first cousins, and
another 15 percent were married to relatives, and a fair number of
those cousin couples were themselves the children of cousins, it
surely signaled that at the very minimum this community was
strongly resistant to traditional immigrant assimilation patterns.
Of course, in any society, certain groups are self-segregating: the
Amish, the Mennonites, and so on. But when that group is not merely
a curiosity on the fringe of the map but the principal source of
population growth in all your major cities, the challenge posed by
that self-segregation is of a different order.
A combination of entitlements and demography would
cripple much of the developed world both fiscally and physically.
The new Europe is sickly, and its already unsustainable health
systems have buckled under the strain. Unless you are in the
government nomenklatura, or a member of an approved identity group
with an effective lobbying organization, or a celebrity, “universal
access to quality health care” means universal access to an ever
lengthier, ever more bureaucratically chaotic waiting list.
As for the aging native populations, they were the
ones who found it increasingly difficult to self-segregate. There
was an entertaining Swedish public health professor called Hans
Rosling who liked to use his “Trendalyzer” software to present
zippy four-minute demographic computerizations of how the world had
progressed over the last two centuries.28 He used to pop up on YouTube back
before the “gatekeeping” or whatever euphemism the Chinese owners
now use for their “family-friendly filtering.” Professor Rosling
produced fun stuff, showing how Botswana by 2010 had
advanced, on major socioeconomic indicators, to where Portugal
once was, and how Singapore had overtaken Scandinavia. But it would
have been interesting to see him apply his Trendalyzer to parts of
his own country. Founded as a dock for the Archbishop of Lund,
Malmö was one of the first Christian cities in Denmark. In our time
it would become the first Muslim city in Sweden. In the old days,
around 2011, 2012, I sat and had a coffee in a nice little place in
a beautiful medieval square in the heart of town. Aside from a few
modernist excrescences, it would not have looked so different in
the early days of the Lutheran church. I got lucky, and fell into
conversation with a couple of young Swedes. Fine-looking ladies.
They’re not entirely extinct, not quite, but already I miss Nordic
blondes. At dusk, and against their advice, I took a 20-minute walk
to Rosengard. As one strolled the sidewalk, the gaps between
blondes grew longer, and the gaps between fierce, bearded Muslim
men grew shorter. And then eventually you were in the housing
projects, and all the young boys kicking a soccer ball around were
Muslim, and every single woman was covered—including many who came
from “moderate” Muslim countries and did not adopt the headscarf or
hijab until they emigrated to Sweden, where it was de rigeur,
initially in Rosengard but increasingly throughout. Even then,
ambulances and fire trucks did not respond to emergency calls
without police escort. What was the rationalization Israel used at
the Oslo Accords? “Land for peace”? In Sweden, about as far as you
can get from Gaza and the West Bank, they would also trade land for
peace, and wound up with neither. The Jews were the first to flee
Malmö: soon it was just another town with a weed-strewn, decaying
“old Jewish cemetery.” Nevertheless, it was not merely the Jewish
graveyard that was destined to be abandoned, but the Lutheran ones,
too.

DARKNESS FALLS
In 2006, Ezra Levant was the only publisher in
Canada to allow his readers to see the so-called “Mohammed
cartoons,” originally printed in
the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten. As a result he was
investigated by the Government of Alberta and subjected to three
long years of judicial harassment. Halfway through his ordeal, Mr.
Levant observed that one day the Danish cartoons crisis would be
seen as a more critical event than the attacks of September 11,
2001.29 Not, obviously, in terms of the
comparative death tolls, but in what each revealed about the state
of western civilization in the twenty-first century.
After the slaughter of 9/11, the civilized world
fought back, hit hard, went on the attack, rolled up the Afghan
terrorist camps, toppled the Taliban. In the battle cry of a soon
forgotten man called Todd Beamer, “Let’s roll!”
After the Danish cartoons, we weaseled and
equivocated and appeased and apologized, and signaled that we were
willing to trade core western values for a quiet life. Let’s
roll over! It’s a lot less effort.
For the shrewder strategists of the new Caliphate,
it wasn’t hard to figure out which was the more telling event about
the resolve of the West. Terrorism was useful as a distraction.
Terror attacks so obsessed the national security state that it
poured billions—trillions—into living perpetually at Code Orange
alert, creating gargantuan bureaucracies that never caught a single
terrorist yet managed to persuade the citizenry to accept the right
of government officials to insert their latex-gloved fingers into
your underwear and fondle your scrotum in the interests of
“security.” Even today, when America is no longer worth blowing up,
when the United States has to all intents blown itself up, it still
takes longer than anywhere on the planet to board a plane, thanks
to ancient security kabuki ever more removed from reality. The more
alert the security state was to shoe-bombers, panty-bombers,
implant-bombers, and suppositorybombers, the more indulgent it grew
of any Islamic initiative that stopped short of self-detonation.
Which suited the savvier imams just fine. They had no desire to be
holed up in a smelly cave in the Hindu Kush sharing a latrine with
a dozen halfwitted goatherds while plotting how to blow up the
Empire State Building. Why fly jets into luxury skyscrapers? The
real estate would be theirs soon enough. Eschewing the means,
Islam’s
shrewder strategists nevertheless shared the same end as the cave
dwellers—the wish to expand the boundaries of “the Muslim world.”
Why impose Islamic law by the sword and get the infidels all riled
up? Mothball your Semtex belt, and western liberals will volunteer
for dhimmitude in order to demonstrate their multicultural bona
fides.
In the Middle East, Islam had always been beyond
criticism. It was only natural that, as their numbers grew in
Europe, North America, and Australia, observant Muslims would seek
the same protections in their new lands. But they could not have
foreseen how eager western leaders would be to serve as their
enablers. There was the Swedish minister of integration, Jens
Orback, who said we must be nice to Muslims now so that when
they’re in the majority they’ll be nice to us,30 and the Dutch justice minister, Piet
Hien Donner, who said he would have no problem with Sharia if a
majority of people voted for it,31 and of course all those American
eminences from President Obama down eager to proclaim that a mosque
at Ground Zero would be the living embodiment of the First
Amendment. As the more cynical Islamic imperialists occasionally
reflected, how quickly the supposed defenders of liberal,
pluralist, western values came to sound as if they were competing
to be Islam’s lead prison bitch.
The Netherlands—“the most tolerant country in
Europe,” to revive the long obsolete cliché—proved an especially
instructive example. In a peculiarly enthusiastic form of
prostration, the Dutch state adopted “shoot the messenger” as a
universal cure-all for “Islamophobia.” To some, Holland had once
meant tulips, clogs, windmills, fingers in the dike. To others, it
meant marijuana cafés, long-haired soldiers, legalized hookers,
fingers in the dyke. But by the second decade of the twenty-first
century it was an increasingly incoherent polity where gays were
bashed, uncovered women got jeered in the streets, and you couldn’t
do The Diary of Anne Frank as your school play lest the
Gestapo walk-ons be greeted by audience cries of “She’s in the
attic!” There was, of course, some pushback from extreme right-wing
racist extremists, if by “extreme right-wing racists” you mean the
gay hedonist Pim Fortuyn, the anti-monarchist coke-snorting
nihilist Theo van Gogh, and the secular liberal black feminist
Ayaan Hirsi Ali. If they objected to the “extreme” labeling, it
wasn’t for long: in the Low Countries Islam’s critics tended to
wind up either banned (Belgium’s Vlaams Blok), forced into exile
(Miss Ali), or dead (Fortuyn and van Gogh).
It was not “ironic” that the most liberal country
in western Europe should be so eager to descend into a revoltingly
illiberal servitude. It was entirely foreseeable. Justifying
extraordinary levels of mass immigration first as narrowly defined
economic self-interest and then as moral vanity, Europe made its
principal source of new Europeans a population whose primal
identity derived from a belief system that claimed total
jurisdiction over every aspect of their lives. They were then
amazed to discover that that same population of new “Europeans”
assumed that all European social, cultural, and political life
should realign itself with that belief system. Perhaps they should
have considered that possibility earlier. Geert Wilders, a Member
of Parliament, was prosecuted, ostensibly for “Islamophobia” but
essentially because he was an apostate, a dissenter from the state
religion of multiculturalism.32 It was a heresy trial, the first of
many. And, in that sense at least, the European establishment
unwittingly eased the transition from “multicultural tolerance” to
the more explicitly unicultural and intolerant regimes that
followed.
To state the obvious again, the world after America
is less Jewish. “Sixty percent of Amsterdam’s orthodox community
intends to emigrate from Holland,”33 said Benzion Evers, the son of the
city’s chief rabbi, five of whose children had already left by
2010. When he walked the streets of his hometown, the young Mr.
Evers hid his skullcap under a baseball cap. Seemed like old times.
“Jews with a conscience should leave Holland, where they and their
children have no future, leave for the U.S. or Israel,” advised
Frits Bolkestein, former EU Commissioner and head of the Dutch
Liberal Party. “Anti-Semitism will continue to exist, because the
Moroccan and Turkish youngsters don’t care about efforts for
reconciliation.” Minheer Bolkestein was not (yet) asking what else
those “youngsters” didn’t care for, but like
many other secular Dutchmen with no interest in Jews one way or
the other, he soon found out.
The droller Saudi princes and other bankrollers of
the new Caliphate occasionally marveled at posterity’s jest: as
paradoxical as it might sound, the Holocaust had enabled the
Islamization of Europe. Without post-war guilt, and the revulsion
against nationalism, and the embrace of multiculturalism and mass
immigration, the Continent would never have entertained for a
moment the construction of mosques from Dublin to Dusseldorf and
the accommodation of Muslim sensitivities on everything from the
design of British nursing uniforms to Brussels police doughnut
consumption during Ramadan. The principal beneficiaries of European
Holocaust guilt turned out to be not the Jews but the
Muslims.
It took the West some time to accept another
obvious truth—that a society that becomes more Muslim will have
fewer homosexuals. In 2009, the Rainbow Palace, formerly
Amsterdam’s most popular homo-hotel (in the Dutch
vernacular), had announced it was renaming itself the Sharm and
reorienting itself to Islamic tourism. Or as the felicitously named
website allah.eu put it: “Gay Hotel
Turns Muslim.”34
If you were a nice young couple from San Francisco
planning a honeymoon in “the most tolerant city in Europe,” it was
helpful to make sure your travel brochure was up to date. Within a
decade, many of the Continent’s once gay-friendly cities were on
the brink of majority-Muslim status. But, long before that
statistical milestone was reached, the gay moment in Amsterdam,
Oslo, and elsewhere was over.
As for the Jews and gays, so for the feminists. In
the Muslim housing projects of France, according to the official
statistics, the number of rapes rose by an annual 15 to 20 percent
throughout the first decade of the twenty-first century.35 One victim of routine rape in les
banlieues, the late Samira Bellil, had published an
autobiography called Dans l’enfer des tournantes —“In the
hell of the take-your-turns,” the tournante being the slang
term used by Muslim youths for gang-rape.36 “There are only two kinds of girls,”
wrote Mlle. Bellil, who was gang-raped all night at the age of
fourteen.
“Good girls stay home, clean the house, take care of their
brothers and sisters, and only go out to go to school.” Whereas
those who “wear make-up, to go out, to smoke, quickly earn the
reputation as ‘easy’ or as ‘little whores.’” Lest Muslim girls find
themselves in a moment of weakness tempted toward the Paris Hilton
side of the tracks, the British National Health Service began
offering “hymen reconstruction” surgery in order not to diminish
their value to prospective husbands.37
When Miss Bellil published her book, her parents
threw her out and her community disowned her. But her story
discomforted those far beyond the Muslim ghettoes. These facts were
too cold and plain to be expressed in a multicultural society which
had told itself that, thanks to the joys of diversity, a nice gay
couple and a polygamous Muslim with three wives in identical niqabs
can live side by side at 27 and 29 Elm Street. In the New York
Times, the eminent philosopher Martha Nussbaum explained why
she objected to moves to ban the burqa in European cities: “My
judgment about Turkey in the past,” Nussbaum wrote, “was that the
ban on veiling was justified, in those days, by a compelling state
interest—derived from the belief that women were at risk of
physical violence if they went unveiled, unless the government
intervened to make the veil illegal for all. Today in Europe the
situation is utterly different, and no physical violence will greet
the woman who wears even scanty clothing.”38
How absurd those lazy assumptions read today. But
why did they not seem so to Ms. Nussbaum and her editors back in
2010? Even then, no young girl could safely walk in “scanty
clothing” through Clichy-sous-Bois or Rosengard. In La Courneuve in
France, 77 percent of covered women said they wore the veil to
“avoid the wrath of Islamic morality patrols,” as the writer Claire
Berlinski put it. She added: “We are talking about France, not
Iran.”39
As a young man, long ago, I would often find myself
at dinner sitting next to a Middle Eastern lady of a certain age.
And the conversation went as it often does when you’re with Muslim
women who were at college in the Sixties, Seventies, or Eighties.
In one case, my dining companion had
just been at a conference on “women’s issues,” of which there were
many in the Muslim world, and she was struck by the phrase used by
the “moderate Muslim” chair of the meeting: “authentic women”—by
which the chair meant women wearing hijabs. And my friend pointed
out that when she and her unveiled girlfriends had been in their
twenties they were the “authentic women”: “covering” was for
old village biddies, the Islamic equivalent of gnarled Russian
babushkas. It would never have occurred to her that the assumptions
of her generation would prove to be off by 180 degrees—that in
middle age she would see young Muslim women wearing a garb largely
alien to their tradition not just in the Middle East but in
Brussels and London and Montreal.
I have before me two photographs—first, the Cairo
University class of 1978, with every woman bare-headed; second, the
Cairo University class of 2004, with every woman hijabed to the
hilt.40
Even as late as 2020, you would still hear some or
other complacenik shrug, “Oh, but they haven’t had time to
westernize. Just you wait and see. Give it another twenty years,
and the siren song of westernization will work its magic.” The
argument wasn’t merely speculative, it had already been proved
wrong by what had happened over the previous twenty years. I have a
third photograph: the Cairo University class of 1959, with every
woman in a blouse and skirt or summer frock, and hair styled no
differently from suburban housewives in Westchester County.41 Cairo University in 1959 looked like
London. Now London University looks like Cairo. But western
liberals stuck with inevitablist theories of social evolution till
the end, convinced that women’s rights and gay rights were like the
wheel or the internal combustion engine—that once you’d invented
them they can’t be un-invented. Instead, tides rise, and then
ebb.
In the second decade of the twenty-first century,
major cities in the heart of the “free world” became less free, and
then unfree. An American tourist—a 28-year-old blonde child-woman
from Professor Nussbaum’s class at the University of Chicago—would
not be able to walk through the streets of Amsterdam and Brussels
without either being accompanied by men fit
enough to ward off any predators or, alternatively, being
“covered,” initially in the minimalist headscarf style once favored
by Hillary Clinton making an official visit to a moderate Arab
emirate but soon in something far more smothering. To do otherwise
was to risk ending up like Samira Bellil. Western feminist groups,
victors in the war against the stern patriarchy of 1950s sitcom
dads, for the most part retreated silently—or persuaded themselves,
like the Australian feminist Germaine Greer in her effusions about
female genital mutilation, to applaud the new oppressor.42
And so the world after America celebrates less
diversity. It had been fascinating to watch the strange men and
women who led the western world in twilight pass off their
groveling cowardice as debonair courage. As President Obama was
making his now forgotten prostrations in Cairo, his Secretary of
State was hectoring the Zionist Entity, regarding the West Bank,
that there has to be “a stop to settlements—not some settlements,
not outposts, not natural-growth exceptions.”43 No “natural growth”? You mean, if you
and the missus have a kid, you’ve got to talk gran’ma into moving
out? To Tel Aviv, or Brooklyn, or wherever? Consciously or not,
Mrs. Clinton had endorsed “the Muslim world’s position on infidels
who happen to find themselves within what it regards as lands
belonging to Islam: the Jewish and Christian communities are free
to stand still or shrink, but not to grow. Would Obama have been
comfortable mandating “no natural growth” to Israel’s
million-and-a-half Muslims? No. Yet the administration had no
difficulty embracing the “the Muslim world’s confident belief in
one-way multiculturalism, under which Islam expands in the West but
Christianity and Judaism shrivel inexorably in the Middle East,
Pakistan, and elsewhere. When General Maude’s British Indian Army
took Baghdad from the Turks in 1917, they found a city whose
population was 40 percent Jewish.44 By the end of the twentieth century,
Iraq was just another spot on the map where the only Jews are in
the cemetery. And why stop there? In 2003 President Bush’s
“coalition of the willing” took Baghdad from Saddam Hussein. There
were at that time an estimated million or so Christians in Iraq. By
2010, their numbers had fallen by half.45 In October that year,
Muslim terrorists entered Our Lady of Salvation church in Baghdad
and murdered two priests and over fifty congregants.46 That December only one Christian
church in the city formally observed Christmas, but Christian
families were still singled out for violence and death in their
homes.47 This happened on America’s
watch—while Iraq was a protectorate of the global hyperpower. Soon
Baghdad’s Christians would join Baghdad’s Jews as an historical
footnote, a community to be found only in weed-choked,
garbage-strewn graveyards.
Even as Christians were explicitly targeted from
Nigeria to Egypt to Pakistan, Katie Couric, the stupefying purveyor
of conventional wisdom on CBS News, proclaimed “Islamophobia” to be
one of the year’s most unreported stories.48 Like the earlier coinage of
“homophobia,” Islamophobia was a mental illness whose only symptom
was the accusation of having it. Islam reviled homosexuality but
not so much that it wasn’t above appropriating the tropes of
identity-group victimhood for its own purposes. It worked.
President Obama made fawning speeches boasting that “I reject the
view of some in the West that a woman who chooses to cover her hair
is somehow less equal.”49 How brave of him! But what about the
Muslim women who choose not to cover themselves and wind up beaten,
brutalized, and the victims of “honor killing”? No, not just in
Waziristan and Yemen, but in Germany and Scandinavia and
Ontario—and in Buffalo and Peoria, too. Ah, but that would have
required real courage, not audience flattery and rhetorical
narcissism masquerading as such. When Matthew Shepard was hung out
to die on a fence in Wyoming, he became instantly the poster child
for an epidemic of “anti-gay” hate sweeping America: books, plays,
films were produced about him. Frank Rich, the distinguished
columnist of the New York Times, had to be restrained from
writing about him every week. If there had been a Matthew Shepard
murder every few months, Mr. Rich et al would have been going
bananas about the “climate of hate.” Yet you could run over your
daughter in Peoria (Noor Almaleki),50 decapitate your wife in Buffalo
(Aasiya Hassan),51 drown your three teenage daughters
and your first wife in Kingston, Ontario (the Shafia
family),52
and progressive opinion and the press were entirely indifferent.
Why were Miss Almaleki and Mrs. Hassan not as famous as Matthew
Shepard? They weren’t living in up-country villages in the
Pakistani tribal lands. They were Americans—and they died because
they wanted to live as American women.
But, in an “Islamophobic” West, the new ground
rules were quickly established: Islam trumped feminism, trumped
homosexuality, trumped everything. In speeches around the globe,
the 44th President of the United States affected a cool
equidistance between his national interests and those of others. He
was less “the leader of the Free World” than the
Bystander-in-Chief, and thus the perfect emblem of a western world
content to be spectators in their own fate.
The world after America is more violent. In 2011,
Der Spiegel reported:
Young Muslim women are often forced to lead double
lives in Europe. They have sex in public restrooms and stuff mobile
phones in their bras to hide their secret existences from strict
families. They are often forbidden from visiting gynecologists or
receiving sex ed. In the worst cases, they undergo hymen
reconstruction surgery, have late-term abortions or even commit
suicide.53
This is “living”? Der Spiegel’s vignette
suggests less a “double life” than a double non-life—westernized
slut by day, body-bagged chattel by night. “Forgetfulness occurs,”
Lee Harris wrote, “when those who have been long inured to
civilized order can no longer remember a time in which they had to
wonder whether their crops would grow to maturity without being
stolen or their children sold into slavery by a victorious
foe.”54 They would soon be reacquainted.
Der Spiegel was fretting over the internal contradictions of
sexual hedonism in a multicultural age: Can you have thousands of
young men in northern England in loveless marriages to women they
never previously knew from their families’ home villages back in
Mirpur
living alongside underdressed Brit slatterns staggering around in
mini-skirts and fishnets?
Not without consequences, not for a while. As a
culture of unbounded sexual license for women surrendered to one of
greater constraints, the sex ed and restroom copulation and hymen
reconstruction faded from the scene in Berlin and Amsterdam and
Yorkshire. But a world full of male frustrations will always find a
market for sex slavery. As the western cities where once they’d
procured their blonde “escorts” became Islamized and as erotically
enticing as Riyadh, Saudi princes proved a rich market for
“European companions,” voluntary or conscripted.55 In China, there would be millions of
young men for whom (as a consequence of the government’s
“one-child” policy) there were no women, and to whom even the sad,
deadeyed trollops of northern England looked good. We were
returning to an age where crops are stolen and children
enslaved.
As a headline in the impeccably non-far-right
Spiegel wondered: “How Much Allah Can the Old Continent
Bear?”56
In the interests of managing this transformation,
Europe and Australia and Canada had enthusiastically constrained
ancient liberties. At first, it seemed bizarre to find the
progressive left making common cause with radical Islam. One half
of the alliance professed to be pro-gay, pro-feminist,
pro-whatever’s-your-bag secularists; the other half were
homophobic, misogynist, anti-any-groove-you-dig theocrats. Even as
the tatty bus’n’truck roadshow version of the Hitler-Stalin Pact,
it made no sense. But in fact what they had in common overrode
their superficially more obvious incompatibilities: both the
secular Big Government progressives and political Islam recoiled
from the concept of the citizen, of the free individual entrusted
to operate within his own space, assume his responsibilities, and
exploit his potential. But there was a central difference: Islam
meant it, and its sense of purpose would be of an entirely
different order from the PC statists. And so, as some segments of
American and western life sputtered and failed, others would
strengthen, growing ever more fiercely self-segregating, demanding
at least acquiescence from those they regard as inferior—and using
PC institutions to advance their goals.
As Islam well understood, for an enfeebled West,
incremental preemptive concession was the easiest option. To do
anything else would have been asking too much. Appearing before
Congress in 2010, the Attorney General of the United States denied
repeatedly that the Times Square Bomber, the Fort Hood shooter, and
other wannabe jihadists were motivated by “radical Islam.”57 Listening to America’s chief law
enforcement officer, one was tempted to modify Trotsky: You may not
be interested in Islam, but Islam is interested in you. The Saudis,
having already bought up everything they needed to buy in
Christendom, had created a climate that would strangle free speech,
even in America. And that was only the beginning. Just as the left
had embarked on its long march through the institutions, so too had
Islam. Its Gramscian subversion of transnational bodies,
international finance, human rights institutions, and the academy
would soon advance to such pillars of the American idea as the
First Amendment. Liberty and pluralism do not fall in an instant,
in America any more than in Nigeria. Nor does sharia triumph
overnight. But Islam’s good cop was cannier than its bad:
Millenarian Iran wanted to nuke us. Wahhabist Saudi Arabia wanted
to own us. Stealth jihad and creeping sharia were to prove more
effective.

AFTER MAN
What was left of the “developed” world thought it
could live as a Greater Switzerland, albeit without the federalism
and the gun ownership: like the Swiss, the West was prosperous but
neutral, even about itself. Like Geneva, it was attracted to
transnational institutions. As the Swiss had lived off banking and
chocolates, so the West thought it could live off high finance and
delicacies. Switzerland was a place where once one went to prolong
life—in expensive sanatoria—but by the twenty-first century had
diversified into a one-stop shop for state-of-the-art assisted
suicide, both for the terminally ill and for any next of kin in
robust physical health who nevertheless were sufficiently depressed
to wish to join their loved ones in the express check out.
As Africa and the Muslim world got younger, the
West got older. Once America fell apart and it became clear that
there was no longer a U.S. cavalry to ride to the rescue, many
around the world slumped into fatalism. In the new Europe, death
was a living, and euthanasia clinics (the “dignified departure”
lounges) boomed. For those less despondent, the trickle of Muslim
“reversions” became a flood, as the middle class did what was
necessary to get by. One day the office in which you work installs
a Muslim prayer room, and a few of your colleagues head off at the
designated times, while the rest of you get on with what passes for
work in the EU. A couple of years go by, and it’s now a few more
folks scooting off to the prayer room. Then it’s a majority. And
the ones who don’t are beginning to feel a bit awkward about being
left behind. What do you do? The future showed up a lot sooner than
you thought. If you were a fundamentalist Christian like those
wackjob Yanks, signing on to Islam might cause you some discomfort.
But, if you’re the average post-Christian Eurosecularist, what does
it matter? Who wants to be the last guy sitting in the office
sharpening his pencil during morning prayers?
The rowdier remnants of the old working class
clutched at new political straws, variously neo-nationalist,
quasi-fascist, and downright thuggish. The death-cult left plowed
on, insisting that the world was overpopulating and the best thing
you could do to save “the planet” was tie your tubes and abort your
babies—or kill yourself. Nobody believes the planet-saving bit
anymore, but they still abort their babies, out of a more general
malaise. Even if you’re not suicidal, hospitals are prone to sudden
power failures, tragic but economically beneficial: if you thought
seniors were expensive at the turn of the century, wait until
they’re demanding replacement organs grown by nanotechnology.
Untroubled by immigrants, unburdened by
grandchildren, dying alone and unloved, the aging Japanese were the
first to take a flyer on the
post-human future. By the dawn of the new century, they were
living longer than ever. The only glitch was that, as the Japanese
got older, their young got fewer: the land of the setting sun was
already in net population decline, and octogenarians aren’t the
demographic you turn to to maintain your roads, police the subways,
work the supermarket checkout—or look after you in the old folks’
home.58
A few years earlier, Japan Logic Machine had
developed the Yurina—not the most appealing name, especially for a
robot that spreads your legs and changes your diaper.59 But it was a huge success with the
elderly and bedridden. It could turn down your bed, run your tub,
and then lift you up and carry you over to it for an assisted bath.
It wasn’t like the old robots of early sci-fi, with cold metallic
claws pinching your aged, withered flesh. The Yurina’s hands were
soft, softer than the calloused digits of the harassed human nurse
one saw less and less of.
Saitama University developed an advanced model—a
robot that could anticipate your wishes by reading your
face.60 It could tell you were looking at it,
and knew enough about you to understand whether a particular facial
expression meant you’d like a cup of tea or a tuna sashimi.
Professor Yoshinori Kobayashi said this new“humanoid” (his term)
was not just for senior centers, but for Tokyo restaurants, too.
After all, an aging society has plenty of seniors who like to eat
out on wedding anniversaries, but a smaller and smaller pool of
potential waitresses. Professor Kobayashi’s prototype dressed like
a French maid with white pinafore, cap and gloves, and black dress.
A full wig of hair framed her wide-eyed Manga features. There are
worse ways to end your days than as the surviving human element in
an anime/live-action feature.
The Japanese called these humanoids “welfare
robots.” And I suppose, if you look at it like that, it was a more
cost-effective welfare operation than the ugly bruisers of
America’s public sector unions with their unaffordable benefits and
pensions. But it was a melancholy comment on the fin de
civilisation West that even this most futuristic innovation was
driven by the fact that there were too many members of the
dependent class and not enough people for them to depend on.
And so the Japanese helped us end our days with our
very own French maid and English butler, the real thing being all
but extinct by then. Even the early models felt human when you
touched them—or, anyway, as human as your average pair of silicone
implants feel, and, in Beverly Hills and beyond, the rich soon got
used to those.
Even as millions upon millions of poor brutalized
Africans attempted to reach the West, a new conventional wisdom
developed that the advanced world was running short of emigrants to
be our immigrants. Given their citizens’ withered birthrates and
disinclination to work and their worsening of the already
calamitous demographic distortion by using “GRIN” (genetics,
robotics, information systems, and nanotechnology) to extend their
lives into the nineties and beyond, the state likewise found such
technology too seductive to resist. The lazier elected officials
soon fell back on the platitude that we need roboclones to do “the
jobs that humans won’t do”—or can’t do. Just as abortion,
contraception, and low birthrates were advanced by the demand for
women to enter the workforce in massive numbers, so genetic
evolution would be advanced by the demand not just for men, women,
immigrants, but anything to enter the workforce and save the
progressive social-democratic state from total collapse. For
Japanese and European governments, it was asking too much to expect
them to wean their mollycoddled populations off the good life and
re-teach them the lost biological impulse. Easier to give some
local entrepreneur the license to create a new subordinate worker
class.
For years the futurologists had anticipated the age
of post-humanity—or super-humanity: the marriage of man to his
smartest machines in what Ray Kurzweil had called “the
Singularity,” a kind of computerized Rapture, in which believers
would be digitized and live not forever but as long as they wished,
as algorithms in a new form.61 If you combined the increasing
antihumanism of western environmentalism with western welfarism’s
urge to hold the moment, to live in an eternal present, as Europe
and parts of America seemed to want, the Singularity would seem to
be the perfect answer. Instead of dying out because we had no
children, we would live our children’s and grandchildren’s and
great-great-great-great-great-grandchildren’s lives
for them. Kurzweil himself planned on living 700 years: his would
be both the last generation of humanity, and the first of
super-humanity.
You’re probably wondering what these first supermen
do? Nothing super, I regret to say. A consistent theme of western
twilight, from the grade-school poster of clapping hands circled
around the words “We applaud ourselves!” to the woman in Starbucks
Blackberrying and Facebooking and Twittering to herself, was of
humanity turned inward, “revolving on themselves without repose,”
in Tocqueville’s phrase. The prototype Singulars, pioneering a form
of immortality that extends the moment forever, are similarly
self-preoccupied, Tweeting into Tweeternity—while physical labor
falls to the Welfare Robots, doing the jobs Post-Humans are too
busy self-uploading to do.
And so the last generation of ever more elderly
westerners goes on—and on and on, like the joke about the gnarled
old rustic and the axe he’s had for seventy years: he’s replaced
the blade seven times and the handle four times, but it’s still the
same old trusty axe. They have achieved man’s victory over death,
not in the sense our ancestors meant it—the assurance of eternal
life in the unseen world—but in the here and now. Which is what
it’s all about, isn’t it? An eternal present tense.
You would be surprised by how fast demographic
destiny, economic reality, and technological escape-hatches
intersect. Compare the turn-of-the-century’s suspicion and
denigration of genetically modified foods with what was either
enthusiasm for or indifference to genetically modified people. Mess
with our vegetables and we would burn down your factory. Mess with
us, and we passed you our credit card. And by the time we wondered
whether it was all such a smart idea it was the robots that had the
Platinum Visa cards.

THE SOMALIFICATION OF THE WORLD
The world after America is more dangerous, more
violent, more genocidal. The fulfillment of Iran’s nuclear
ambitions was more than simply the
biggest abdication of responsibility by the great powers since the
1930s. It confirmed the Islamo-Sino-Russo-Everybody Else diagnosis
of Washington as a hollow superpower that no longer had the will or
sense of purpose to enforce the global order.
What changed? At first, it seemed that nothing had.
When a year or two went by without Israel getting nuked, people
concluded that there had been no reason to worry in the first
place. Washington’s “realists” said it demonstrated that
“containment” (the fallback policy) worked. If the destruction of
the Zionist Entity and, indeed, the West as a whole were Iran’s
goals, they were theoretical—or, at any rate, not urgent.
Pre-nuclear Iran had authorized successful mob hits on Salman
Rushdie’s publishers and translators, and blown up Jewish community
centers in Buenos Aires, and acted extraterritorially to the full
extent of its abilities for a third of a century, suggesting at the
very minimum that it might be prudent to assume that when its
abilities go nuclear Iran would be acting to an even fuller extent.
But to acknowledge that simple truth would have asked too much of
the “great powers,” preoccupied as they were with health care
reform, and gays in the military, and universal nuclear
disarmament.
Everything changed, instantly. But we pretended not
to notice. At a stroke, Iran had transformed much of the map—and
not just in the Middle East, where the Sunni dictatorships faced a
choice between an unsought nuclear arms race or a future as Iranian
client states. The “realists” argued that Iran was a “rational”
actor and so, because blowing Tel Aviv off the map was totally
“irrational,” it obviously couldn’t be part of the game plan.
Whether or not Iran was being “contained” from killing the Jews,
there was no strategy for “containing” Iran’s use of its nuclear
status to advance its interests more discreetly, and no strategy
for “containing” the mullahs’ generosity to states and groups more
inclined to use the technology. It should have been obvious that,
even before obliterating Israel, Teheran intended to derive
some benefit from its nuclear status. Entirely rational
leverage would include: controlling the supply of Gulf oil, setting
the price, and determining the customers; getting vulnerable
emirates such as Kuwait and Qatar to close
U.S. military bases; and turning American allies in Europe into de
facto members of the non-aligned movement. Whatever deterrent
effect it might have had on first use or proliferation, there was
no reason to believe any U.S. “containment” strategy would prevent
Iran accomplishing its broader strategic goals. And sure enough all
came to pass, very quickly. Why wouldn’t they? Soviet containment
had been introduced a couple years after Washington had nuked
Japan. Iranian “containment” followed years of inaction, in which
America and its allies had passively acquiesced in the ayatollahs’
ambitions. Unlike the 1940s, there was a fundamental credibility
issue.
Saudi Arabia began its own nuclear acquisition
program, and continued with it even after it became clear that, on
balance, Shia Persian nuclearization worked, like so much else, to
Wahhabi Arab advantage. It clarified the good cop/bad cop
relationship. The Saudi annexation of the West was now backed by
Iranian nuclear muscle.
For the most part, China stands aloof from these
disputes. It has no pretensions to succeed America as the global
order maker, and, while preferring likeminded authoritarian
regimes, is happy to do business with whomsoever finds themselves
in power in Africa, South America, or anywhere else. For their
part, China’s trading partners have no desire to provoke Beijing,
not with all those surplus young men it’s so eager to dispatch
abroad. In a world in which American battleships no longer ply the
Pacific, Australia understands that it lives on a Chinese lake. How
silly was the assumption that “globalization” meant
“westernization” or even “Americanization”—for little reason other
than that, when a Danish businessman conversed with his Indonesian
supplier, he did so in English. There have always been lingua
francas—Latin, French—and their moments came and went. In 1958,
just under 10 percent of the world’s people spoke English and 15.6
percent spoke Mandarin.62 By 1992, Mandarin was 15.2 percent,
and English was down to 7.6. Today, business computers from Canada
to New Zealand have keyboards in Roman and Chinese
characters.
Even as it de-anglicizes, so the world after
America is reprimitivizing, fast. In the early years of the
century, in many columns filed from the VIP
lounges of the world’s airports, Thomas L. Friedman, the in-house
“thinker” at the New York Times, had an analogy to which he
was especially partial. From December 2008:
Landing at Kennedy Airport from Hong Kong was, as
I’ve argued before, like going from the Jetsons to the
Flintstones.63
And it wasn’t just space-age Hong Kong! From May
2008:
In JFK’s waiting lounge we could barely find a
place to sit. Eighteen hours later, we landed at Singapore’s
ultramodern airport, with free Internet portals and children’s play
zones throughout. We felt, as we have before, like we had just
flown from the Flintstones to the Jetsons.64
And it wasn’t just stone-age JFK! From 2007:
Fly from Zurich’s ultramodern airport to La
Guardia’s dump. It is like flying from the Jetsons to the
Flintstones.65
I gather that “The Flintstones” and “The Jetsons”
were two popular TV cartoon series of the mid-twentieth century. If
you still have difficulty grasping Mr. Friedman’s point, here he is
in 2010, bemoaning the “faded, cramped domestic terminal” in Los
Angeles, yet another example of America’s, er, terminal decline:
Businesses prefer to invest with the Jetsons more
than the Flintstones.66
More fool them. Scholars of twentieth century
popular culture say you’d have made a ton more money if you’d
invested in “The Flintstones,” which was a classic, instead of “The
Jetsons,” which was a stale knock-off with the
veneer of modernity. But, if you were as invested in this theory
of terminal decline as Friedman was, it would have helped to think
it through a little. Here’s one more from the New York
Times’ cartoon thinker, from January 2002, when Americans were,
for once, the Jetsons:
For all the talk about the vaunted Afghan
fighters, this was a war between the Jetsons and the
Flintstones—and the Jetsons won and the Flintstones know
it.67
But they didn’t, did they? To reprise the old
Taliban saying: “Americans have all the watches, but we’ve got all
the time.” The American Jetsons had all the high-tech gizmos, but
the Afghan Flintstones had the string and fertilizer. The United
States had accounted for almost half the world’s military
expenditures. But somehow it didn’t feel like that. In Afghanistan,
a few illiterate goatherds with IEDs had tied down the hyperpower
for over twice as long as it took America to win victory in the
Second World War. To be sure, counterinsurgency campaigns are
difficult. But D-Day difficult? Liberatinga-continent difficult?
Liberating a continent from a serious enemy with well-trained
troops and state-of-the-art technology?
If the jihadists’ problem was an inability to
forget the Crusades, perhaps the West suffered from an inability to
remember. After Muslim provocations against Christians, Pope Urban
II spoke to the Council of Clermont in 1095 and called for what we
now know as the First Crusade. Within four years, an army had been
raised, got to the Middle East (on foot for most of the journey),
liberated the Holy Land, and established a Christian Kingdom of
Jerusalem that lasted for two centuries. Four years, eight years,
twelve years after George W. Bush spoke in the rubble of Ground
Zero, Ground Zero was still rubble, and all the smart thinkers
insisted that it was a waste of time to discuss whatever it was
America was doing in Afghanistan in terms of outmoded concepts such
as “victory.” Nobody had any desire to be in Kabul for another two
centuries, or even another two years.
Well, the First Crusade was too long ago, and so
was D-Day, and the wars were different now: America had more ships
and more planes than anybody else on the planet. So, entirely
reasonably, nobody wanted to get into a dogfight or a naval battle
with them. Instead, the geopolitical Gulliver was up against
legions of Liliputians—fiercely motivated youths generated by an
ideology with all but unlimited manpower. It had been that way
since Somalia in the early Nineties. The Americans made a film on
the subject (Black Hawk Down) and then never gave it another
thought. And so, two decades on, the world’s most luxuriously
funded military showed no sign of having adapted to the world it
was living in. Its enemies had: an IED was an “improvised”
explosive device. Why couldn’t America improvise? In the early
stages of its wars, IEDs were detonated by cell phones and even
garagedoor openers. So the Pentagon jammed them. The enemy
downgraded to more primitive detonators: you can’t jam string. In
2010 it was reported that the Taliban had developed metal-free
IEDs, which made them all but undetectable: instead of two hacksaw
blades and artillery shells, they began using graphite blades and
ammonium nitrate.68 If you had tanks and battleships
and jet fighters, you were too weak to take on the hyperpower. But,
if you had string and hacksaws and fertilizer, you could tie him
down for a decade. America had fallen for the Friedman thesis: in
Afghanistan, the Taliban had invested in “The Flintstones,” while
the West had invested in “The Jetsons,” and we were the ones
desperate to negotiate our way out.
So, in the fall of 2001, the Jetsons toppled the
Flintstones. And the Flintstones bided their time, and quickly
figured out that the Jetsons didn’t have the stomach to do what it
takes, and their space-age occupation of Bedrock would rapidly
dwindle down into a thankless semi-colonial policing operation for
which the citizenry back on the home front in Orbit City would have
no appetite. Jetson-wise, the West was all jets and no sons. The
sociologist Gunnar Heinsohn pointed out that 1,000 German men had
480 sons, while 1,000 Afghan men had 4,000 sons.69 To lose your only son in a distant
war is devastating. For your third, fourth, and fifth sons, what
else is there for them to do?
The Pentagon was post-human before post-human was
cool. Having pioneered unmanned drones to zap the natives from the
skies, it developed more sophisticated models—drones that flew in
the exosphere, and were even more invisible to the goatherds far
below. When you’re dependent on technology in an age of globalized
computerization, it’s hard to make everything “secure,” and
certainly not as secure as a group of inbred jihadists sitting
around a camp fire. The unceasing Chinese cyber-probing grew more
and more probing, and daring. Drones would suddenly drop from the
skies for no apparent reason. Nobody minded: if it was a casualty
of war, it was not one to be memorialized or exploited for
political gain. Eventually the cost of replacing them became
prohibitive. The land of the unmanned drone gradually abandoned the
drone, while remaining unmanned.
Recall H. G. Wells’ Time-Traveler. When he makes
his first foray into the Morlocks’ subterranean lair, he is
impressed to find that, unlike the effete Eloi, they are not
vegetarian. On the other hand, he is not clear exactly what large
animal it is that they’re roasting on the spit.
And then the penny drops.
“Even now man is far less discriminating and
exclusive in his food than he was—far less than any monkey,” he
reflects. “His prejudice against human flesh is no deep-seated
instinct. And so these inhuman sons of men—!”
He calms himself and tries to look at it in a
scientific spirit. “After all, they were less human and more remote
than our cannibal ancestors of three or four thousand years
ago.”
I gather that, for TV comics and newspaper
cartoonists of your time—the mid-twentieth century—there were few
more reliable laughs than putting a white man wearing a pith helmet
in a big pot surrounded by dancing natives. Yet, oddly enough,
there was virtually no empirical basis for such a persistent
stereotype. “The rest of the world had always believed that there
was cannibalism in Africa,” wrote Charles Onyango-Obbo in The
East African in 2003, “but there wasn’t much hard evidence for
it.”70
Yet by the early days of the twenty-first century,
when the PC enforcers would clobber you for even the mildest
evocation of the old cooking-pot gag, cannibalism was flourishing.
Mr Onyango-Obbo had been reporting that the Congolese Liberation
Movement was slaughtering huge numbers of people and feeding the
body parts to their relatives. In North Kivu, a group called les
Effaceurs (the Erasers) had wanted to open up the province’s
mineral resources to commercial exploitation and to that end had
engaged in ethnic cleansing by cannibalism. The Congo Civil War
raged for most of the first decade of this century uncovered by CNN
and the New York Times for want of any way to blame it on
George W. Bush. Among the estimated six million dead, many were
eaten. The two parties to the conflict agreed on very little except
that pygmies make an excellent entrée. Both sides hunted them down
as if they were the drive-thru fast-food of big game. While
regarding them as sub-human, they believed that if you roasted
their flesh and ate it you would gain magical powers. In return,
the pygmies asked the UN Security Council to recognize cannibalism
as a crime against humanity, for all the good that did.71
After all, a society that will resume cannibalism
is unlikely to observe any UN resolutions. As Mr. Onyango-Obbo saw
it, the resurgence of the two-legged menu option was a function of
Africa’s reprimitivization. “Cannibalism,” he wrote, “happens
commonly where there is little science, and people don’t see
themselves as creatures of a much higher order than other animals
around them. When you have gone to the moon, you consider yourself
and other humans to be very different from the chimp at the
zoo.”
But in the twilight of the West, Americans no
longer went to the moon, and environmental activists loudly
proclaimed that man was no different from the chimps (who by the
way shouldn’t be in the zoo).
The state of nature made huge advances in the early
years of the century. Why did we never wonder what might happen
when such forces went nuclear? Ah, well. The transnational jet set
had other filet o’ fish to fry. They had convinced themselves that
economic and technological factors shape the world all but
exclusively, and that the sexy buzz words—“globalization,”
“networking”—could cure all ills. The famous Golden Arches Thesis
of Thomas Friedman posited that countries with McDonald’s
franchises don’t go to war with each other. Shortly thereafter,
Bill Clinton bombed Belgrade, a city richly endowed with western
fast-food outlets. A few years earlier, when the Iron Curtain had
fallen, Yugoslavia had been, economically, the best-positioned of
the recovering Communist states. But, given the choice between
expanding the already booming vacation resorts of the Dalmatian
coast for their eager Anglo-German tourist clientele or reducing
Croatia and Bosnia and Kosovo to rubble over ethno-linguistic
differences no outsider can even discern (“Serbo-Croat”?),
Yugoslavia opted for the latter. They didn’t eat their enemies’
private parts, but they certainly sliced off plenty of breasts and
genitals.
Another thinker, Thomas P. M. Barnett, the widely
admired author of The Pentagon’s New Map: War and Peace in the
Twenty-First Century and Blueprint for Action: A Future
Worth Creating, liked to divide the world into a functioning
“Core” and a “Non-Integrating Gap.”72 He favored using a “SysAdmin” force—a
“pistol-packin’ Peace Corps”—to transform the “Gap” countries and
bring them within the “Core.” Like many chaps who swan about
dispensing high-end advice to international A-listers, he viewed
the world’s problems as something to be sorted out by more
effective elites—better armed forces, international agencies, that
sort of thing. The common herd was noticeable by its absence from
his pages. If he had given them any thought, he might have realized
that his vision of a “SysAdmin” force—European allies that would go
into countries after American hard power has liberated them—was
simply deluded. Whatever the defects of the Continent’s elites, the
real problem was not the lack of leaders but the lack of
followers.
It soon became clear that Professor Barnett was
holding his thesis upside down. Rather than Europe’s leadership
class helping move countries from the Non-Integrating Gap to the
Core, it would have its work cut out preventing large parts of the
Core doing a Bosnia and moving to the Non-Integrating Gap. For all
the economic growth since World War II, much of
the world had gone backwards—almost the whole of West Africa, and
Central Africa, and Sudan, Somalia, Pakistan, Bosnia. Yet none of
the elite asked themselves a simple question: What’s to stop that
spreading? In a world after America, the reprimitivization of the
map would accelerate: the new Jew-hating Sweden...the French
banlieues where the state’s writ ceased to run...Clapton, East
London, where Shayna Bharuchi cut out her four-year-old daughter’s
heart while listening to an MP3 of the Koran...
A famous American First Lady wrote a bestseller
called It Takes a Village (to raise a child)—an African
proverb, supposedly. Why our leaders should have been commending
tribal life as a model for advanced societies is a mystery. But
even Africans didn’t want to raise their children in an African
village. They abandoned them for shanties in what (if you flew over
West Africa by night) looked like one giant coastal megalopolis.
And, with respect to child-rearing, they left behind most of their
traditions, too. We are a planet without a past—or, at any rate,
memory. Like the European transnationalists wedded to their Ponzi
welfare state, like the American spendaholics burning through
trillions as if it was still 1950 and they were the only economic
power on earth, like the Singularity post-humans revolving on
themselves without repose, reprimitivized man lives in an eternal
present tense, in the dystopia of the moment. In The Atlantic
Monthly a few years back, casting around for a phrase to
describe the “citizens” of such “states,” Robert D. Kaplan called
them “re-primitivized man.”73 Demographic growth, environmental
devastation, accelerated urbanization, and civic decay have reduced
them to a far more primitive state than their parents and
grandparents. As Andrew McCarthy wrote: “Civilization is not an
evolution of mankind but the imposition of human good on human
evil. It is not a historical inevitability. It is a battle that has
to be fought every day, because evil doesn’t recede willingly
before the wheels of progress.”74
By the dawn of the twenty-first century, Liberia,
the Congo, Somalia, Sudan, Iran, Pakistan, and North Korea were all
less “civilized” than they had been a couple of generations ago.
And yet in one sense many of them had made undeniable progress:
they had globalized their pathologies.
Somali pirates seized container ships flying the ensigns of the
great powers. Iranian proxies ran Gaza and much of Lebanon. North
Korea’s impoverished prison state had provided nuclear technology
to Damascus and Teheran, and Teheran had agreed to station missiles
in Venezuela. Even the nude warlords of west Africa had managed to
destabilize on a scale no second-tier western power could
contemplate. Celebrating diversity unto the end, wealthy nations
that could no longer project meaningful force to their own borders
watched the two-bit basket-cases nuclearize, and assumed this
geopolitical diversity would have no consequences. By 2005, Iran
was offering to share its nuclear technology with Sudan.75
Sudan? Oh, surely you remember: the other day I
found a program for a “Save Darfur” interpretative-dance fundraiser
in the attic. Massachusetts, I think. Perhaps you attended. Someone
read out a press release from the activist actor George Clooney,
and everyone had a simply marvelous time. Meanwhile, back in Sudan,
the killing went on: hundreds of thousands of people were murdered.
With machetes. That’s pretty labor-intensive.
But a nuclear Sudan would supposedly be a model of
self-restraint?
The mound of corpses piled up around the world at
the turn of the century was not from high-tech nuclear states but
from low-tech psycho states. Yet the Pansy Left (in George Orwell’s
phrase) continued to insist that the problem was technological, a
question of nuclear “proliferation.” Even from a post-American
world, it seems sad to have to point out that the problem was not
that America had nukes and that poor old Sudan had to make do with
machetes. It’s that the machete crowd were willing to kill on an
industrial scale and the high-tech guys could not muster the will
to stop them. To horrified western liberals, nuclear technology was
bad in and of itself. But nukes are means. What you do with them
depends on your ends. And if, as in the Congo and Sudan, killing is
your end, then you will find the means. Perhaps it was only
sensitivity to cultural diversity that prevented President Obama
taking up a machete non-proliferation initiative.
There is a fine line between civilization and the
abyss. North Korea had friends on the Security Council. Powerful
states protected one-man psycho
states. And one-man psycho states provided delivery systems to
apocalyptic ideological states. And apocalyptic ideological states
funded non-state actors around the world. And in Somalia and
elsewhere non-state actors were constrained only by their ever
increasing capabilities.
As America should have learned the hard way in Iraq
and Afghanistan, stupid, ill-trained illiterates with primitive
explosives who don’t care who they kill can inflict a lot of damage
on the technologically advanced highly trained warriors of
civilized states. As one of Nick Berg’s kidnappers explained both
to his victim and to the world in the souvenir Islamic snuff video,
“You know, when we behead someone, we enjoy it.”76 Thus, “asymmetric warfare” on a
planet divided into civilized states with unusable nuclear arsenals
and barbarous regimes happy to kill with whatever’s to hand. We had
moved into a world beyond American order, but in which, as large
swathes of the map reprimitivized, the shrinking superpower would
remain the most inviting target.
Many westerners were familiar with Nietzsche’s
accurate foretelling of the twentieth century as an age of “wars
such as have never happened on earth.”77 This was a remarkable prediction to
make from the Europe of the 1880s, a time of peace and prosperity.
But too many forget the context in which the philosopher reached
his conclusion—that “God is dead.” Nietzsche was an atheist but he
was not simply proclaiming his own contempt for faith, as Richard
Dawkins, Sam Harris, and other bestselling atheists would do in our
own century. “God is dead” was not a statement of personal belief,
but a news headline—in the author’s words, a “tremendous event.”
If, as he saw it, educated people had ceased to believe in the
divine, that entailed certain consequences. For God—or at any rate
the Judeo-Christian God whose demise he was reporting—had had a
civilizing effect during his (evolutionarily speaking) brief reign.
Without God, Nietzsche wondered, without “any cardinal distinction
between man and animal,” what constraints are there? In the “arena
of the future,” the world would be divided into “brotherhoods with
the aim of the robbery and exploitation of the non-brothers.” That
was the purpose of his obituary
announcement: “The story I have to tell,” he wrote in 1882, “is
the story of the next two centuries.”
We know he called the twentieth century right. So
what did he have to say about the twenty-first? He foresaw a time
even worse than the “wars such as have never happened,” wars that
were after all still fought according to the remnants, the “mere
pittance” of the late God’s moral codes. But after that, what? The
next century—our century—would see “the total eclipse of all
values.” Man would attempt a “re-evaluation,” as the West surely
did through multiculturalism, sexual liberation, eco-fetishization,
and various other fancies. But you cannot have an effective moral
code, Nietzsche pointed out, without a God who says “Thou shalt
not.”
Thou shalt not what? Eat pygmies? Rip out
children’s hearts? Wire up your own infant as a bomb? Express mild
disapproval of the cultures that engage in such activities?
Multiculturalism was the West’s last belief system. Its final set
of values accorded all values equal value. Which is to say that it
had no values—for, if all values have equal value, what’s the
point? There was still enough of the “mere pittance” of the old
values for skanky tweens in hooker chic or burqa-ed women escorting
their daughters to the FGM clinic to cause feminists some momentary
disquiet. But they could no longer summon up a moral language to
object to it. They valued all values, and so relentlessly all
values slipped into eclipse—and then a valueless age dawned.
It’s never a good idea to put reality up for grabs.
I remember my last visit to Monte Carlo, to see an old friend who
had retired there for tax reasons. Enjoying a café au lait under an
awning on a pedestrianized street, we watched the world go by and
discussed the demographic death spiral that “alarmist”
early-century tracts had played up. And, after chewing over the
numbers for Italy, Spain, and so on, my friend had said jokingly,
“Well, what about Monaco? Could Monte Carlo spearhead the rebirth
of Europe?”
Alas, no. Monaco had the lowest birth rate on the
planet: seven births per thousand people.78 That was because it was a chichi
little enclave of wealthy tax exiles, and who wants snot-nosed kids
getting underfoot and
spoiling things? The town was impressive—clean, prosperous,
civilized, and no children. What could be more amiable?
That’s what more and more of Europe felt like, at
least outside the surging Muslim enclaves. Much of the western
world had made a bet that it could survive as a giant Monte
Carlo—rich, plump, happy, and insulated from all the unpleasantness
of life. As I said to my friend that day: What’s holding Monte
Carlo in place?
It’s a short sail from impoverished North Africa.
What was there to prevent, say, a bunch of Algerians just walking
in and taking it?
The first victims of American retreat were the many
parts of the world that had benefited from an unusually benign
hegemon. But eventually the consequences of retreat came home,
too.
How quickly the world turns:
Western Europe is semi-Islamic.
A resurgent Russia is also Islamizing fast but
under a stern petro-czar confident he can control them. He has
reestablished Eastern Europe and Central Asia as the bear’s sphere
of influence.
Iran is the dominant power in the Middle East,
actively supported by a post-Kemalist Turkey and with the reluctant
acquiescence of the Sunni dictatorships. Its missiles can reach
western Europe, and its technology is being dispersed to friendly
nations and non-state actors alike.
Pakistan has fallen to the local branch of the
Taliban, and India is preoccupied by a nuclear stand-off. North
Korea is clinging on as a nuclear Wal-Mart for anyone who wants a
No Dong missile at unbeatable prices.
China is growing old, and is in a hurry.
Resource-short as always, it has bought up much of Africa. The
least worst parts of the Dark Continent are a de facto Beijing
protectorate, while those territories that are too much trouble for
China to annex are exporting their people and their problems
north.
Latin America is for sale to whoever’s buying—the
Chinese, the Russians, the new Caliphate. Islam has made modest
inroads into the continent—not huge but just enough to add a whole
new wrinkle to America’s
unenforced southern border. A failing superpower doesn’t have the
guards to keep track of the line, even if it wanted to. One time
there was talk of getting state-of-the-art sensors like the Chinese
have, to keep their Uighurs in place. But no one in the crumbling
union of however many states remain in Old Glory has the budget any
more. The Border Patrol do their best, but it’s getting harder to
tell José from Mohammed what with the opportunist “reversions”
going on among the drug cartels.
Going over the computer footage one morning, the
guards see a truck managed to get across during the night. Not a
big deal, probably just a couple dozen peasants heading north to
join their families.
Funny thing, though. The truck didn’t stop in the
Arizona desert and let out its human cargo. The border guys found
out a couple days later it had headed north, picked up Interstate
40 eastbound, all the way through New Mexico, Oklahoma, Arkansas,
Tennessee until it hit Greensboro and swung north on I-85.
Towards Washington.
They figured it out when they saw it on the
news.

In this chapter, Steyn paints a bleak picture
of the world “after America”:
Western Europe is semi-Islamic, Russia has the
monopoly on energy and security, China is the new economic
superpower, Iran is a nuclear power, Latin America is for sale to
the highest bidder, Japan’s population is part robotic, and
cannibalism is standard practice in Africa.
Could this happen? Is this happening? Or is it
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