Chapter 11
GLORY Meechum was a woman
who still put a great deal of faith in girdles. Nice, durable,
reinforced panty girdles designed to smooth out unsightly blips and
bulges and carefully encase both thighs.
Glory Meechum also had a penchant for floral-print
dresses. Not demure daisies or elegant roses but big, splotchy
prints of indeterminate floral and fauna origin. Certainly not as
nature had intended.
When Carmela looked out the window Friday morning
and saw Glory Meechum steamrolling down Governor Nicholls Street,
headed straight for Memory Mine, her first thought was that
Shamus’s older sister looked like an overstuffed parlor
chair.
Then the door flew open, and Glory Meechum exploded
inward. Plunking her sturdy black leather Queen-of-England-style
purse on the front counter, Glory planted chubby hands on
Lycra-encased hips.
“You’ve got to help me!” she wailed loudly at
Carmela.
Keenly aware that both Baby and Tandy were sitting
at the back table and that Gabby was close by in the storeroom,
Carmela willed herself to stifle any unseemly urge to giggle. The
idea of Glory Meechum coming to her for
help was over-the-top ridiculous. Glory had barely even been
present at their wedding ceremony and her thinly veiled dislike for
Carmela had always hung between them.
Carmela also made up her mind to handle Glory with
a fair amount of decorum and try her very best to forestall any
shouting match that might threaten to erupt. On Glory’s part, not
hers.
“Glory, what’s wrong?” Carmela asked with as much
civility as she could muster.
Glory fixed beady, bright eyes on Carmela. “That
nasty little Granger Rathbone came looking for Shamus yesterday.
Poking his nose into things over at the house.”
The house Glory was
referring to was one of three elegant manses in the Garden District
that were owned by the Meechum family. According to the Meechum
family’s whims, these houses were allowed to be occupied by
whomever was most recently married in the family or needed a place
to live. Not necessarily in that order and certainly not a family
dictum that had ever applied to Carmela.
“Well, have you seen him?” Glory demanded.
Carmela shook her head regretfully. “No.
Sorry.”
“Have you talked to
him?”
Carmela hesitated. “No,” she said finally.
If Shamus wants to talk to his sister, he’ll
call her, right?
Glory Meechum threw her hands up in the air,
exhaled a gush of air through her nostrils. Her sigh emerged as a
distinct snort. “Then, where in heaven’s name is he?” Glory demanded.
“Glory, I don’t know,” said Carmela. “Shamus left
me, remember?”
Glory Meechum flashed Carmela an exasperated look,
a look that said Oh, give me a break. “Yes,
yes, of course,” said Glory hastily, “but I thought for sure you
two would keep in touch. That your little
spat would eventually blow over.”
If you thought we just had a
little spat, then why was I asked to vacate the house?
But Carmela held her tongue. She simply replied,
“Sorry I can’t help you, Glory.” Gosh, she
thought, I wish my momma hadn’t instilled so
much civility in me. This really could have been fun. Sport,
actually.
There was a scrape of chair legs against the wooden
floor as Tandy slid her chair back a few inches, jockeying for a
better position from which to observe Glory Meechum’s
rantings.
“Don’t get me wrong,” thundered Glory as she
snatched up her purse and hung it possesively in the crook of her
hefty arm. “It’s not Granger Rathbone who concerns me. He’s not
nearly smart enough. What worries me is who Granger might be
working for.” With that, Glory Meechum spun on her sensible low
heels and darted out the door.
“Who was that?” asked
Gabby. She emerged from the storeroom with an armful of paper and a
startled look on her normally placid face.
“That, my dear girl, was Glory Meechum, Shamus’s
big sister,” answered Tandy, obviously relishing the heated
exchange she’d just witnessed. “Isn’t she a doozy? The old gal
really fancies herself the matriarch of the family.”
Gabby put a hand to her heart. “I don’t mind
telling you, that lady frightened me to death. I found the stencils
and paisley paper I was looking for five minutes ago, but I was
afraid to come out. I thought she might take off on me!”
Baby waved a manicured hand dismissively. “Glory
barks like a rabid Rottweiler, but I doubt there’s much real bite
in her.” Baby, who owned four Catahoula hounds, adored making dog
analogies. There had even been Mardi Gras queen candidates who,
over the years, had been referenced as poodles, poms, and
pugs.
“Here’s that picture frame stencil you wanted,”
said Gabby, passing the stencil, along with a stack of mauve
cardstock, to Baby.
“Thank you, dear,” said Baby, who was bound and
determined to finish off her daughter’s album of wedding reception
pictures with a real flourish.
“If you slide the stencil right to the edge,”
suggested Gabby, “I think you can cut two frames from one—” The
ringing of the telephone interrupted her.
“Memory Mine,” answered Gabby as she snatched up
the phone. Listening for a second, she nodded. “Yes, she’s here.
Hang on, please.” Gabby punched the hold button, then turned toward
Carmela. “It’s for you. Something about your lease?”
“My gosh, don’t tell me you’ve been here a full
year already!” exclaimed Tandy. “Tempus
fugit, how time does fly.”
Carmela picked up the phone. “This is
Carmela.”
The crackly voice of Hop Pennington from Trident
Property Management greeted her on the other end of the line.
“Carmela,” he said cheerfully. “I might have a spot
of bad news for you. That nice fellow who has the space next door
to you . . .”
“The art dealer?” said Carmela. “Bartholomew
Hayward?” Barty Hayward was a self-styled antique impresario with
delusions of grandeur. Carmela saw the delivery trucks pulling up
at the back door of Barty Hayward’s store. She knew most of his
antiques were really replicas and reproductions, and that Barty
carefully and surreptitiously aged and distressed them in the
workroom behind his store.
“That’s the fellow,” chirped Hop. “He might need
your space.”
Hold everything, thought
Carmela, just what the heck is going on
here?
“What if I need his space?”
replied Carmela, thinking quickly.
“What?” sputtered Hop. From the surprise in his
voice, Carmela knew he obviously hadn’t considered that scenario. “What are you talking about?” asked
Hop.
“Does Bartholomew Hayward have an option on my
space?” asked Carmela. She knew that in order for someone to
really force her out of her retail space,
they had to have some kind of option clause written into their
lease. And probably hers, too. And she didn’t recall seeing
anything like that.
“Well, he doesn’t have an option per se,” Hop
replied slowly. “It’s more like a gentleman’s agreement. Should Mr.
Hayward wish to—”
“Tell Mr. Hayward that you’re terribly sorry, but
my space simply isn’t available. In fact, I’m probably going to
want to sign a five-year lease this time around. Business is
booming. And I like it here.”
“Carmela . . .” wheedled Hop Pennington, “it
doesn’t work that way.”
“Sure it does,” said Carmela. “In fact, I bet this
whole thing will work out just fine if we’re all decent and honest
and civilized about it.”
“You know, sugar,” said Hop Pennington, “I don’t
own the building. I just work for the
management company. I’m really just the hired help.”
Like that makes everything all
right? thought Carmela.
“I understand,” said Carmela. “I meant nothing
personal. By the way, Hop, who does own the
building?”
“Investors,” replied Hop vaguely.
“Which ones?”
“Ah . . . private ones.”
Carmela hung up the phone, more than a little
miffed, verging on cold fury. Is this another
subtle pressure being exerted from somewhere? And if so, who was
doing the exerting?
“CeCe!” called Tandy, who was right in the middle
of cutting a group of so-so color photos into small slivers with
the idea of piecing them together to form a collage. “I’m so glad
you could make it.” CeCe Goodwin, a petite woman with green eyes
and a modified shag haircut, strode through the shop and back to
the craft table.
“Hello there,” she said to Carmela, sticking her
hand out in a friendly, forthright gesture. “It’s great to see you
again.” CeCe hoisted a plastic shopping bag into a clear spot on
the craft table. “As you-all can probably see, I’m in photo hell
right now. I love taking pictures, but my
hours at Saint Ignatius are crazy, and I am definitely not making time for myself.” CeCe paused, looking
around the table at all the friendly, welcoming faces. “You know .
. . not enough bubble baths, candlelit dinners with my hubby,
flower arranging, or scrapbooking. Boo-hoo,” she finished with a
goofy smile.
“Let’s see what you’ve got there,” said Carmela as
CeCe dug into her shopping bag and began scooping out piles of
loose color photos.
“CeCe,” exclaimed Tandy as she watched Carmela and
CeCe lay stacks of pictures out on the table, “you’ve got as many
pictures of your dogs as you do of your kids.”
“Smart woman,” noted Baby. “See, she does have her priorities straight after all. What
are their names?”
“Andrew and Livia,” said CeCe.
“She meant the dogs,” said Tandy.
“Oh,” said CeCe. “Coco and Sam Henry.”
“They sound like people names,” observed
Gabby.
“Well, dogs are people, too,” said CeCe as she dug
into her pile of photos. She turned toward Carmela with an
imploring look. “Can you help me, or am I totally beyond
redemption?”
Carmela had to laugh. CeCe was turning out to be a
real card. In fact, after the earlier antics of Glory Meechum and
the sleazy tactics of Hop Pennington, CeCe Goodwin was a welcome
breath of fresh air.
“Why don’t we start by organizing your photos,”
suggested Carmela. She reached behind her, pulled a handful of
oversized, clear plastic envelopes off the shelf. “Let’s put dogs
in one, kids in another,” said Carmela. “Vacation photos,
relatives, whatever, in the rest.”
“Got tons of husband stuff, too,” said CeCe.
“Fine,” laughed Carmela. “We’re an
equal-opportunity scrapbooking store. We’ll allot your husband an
envelope as well.” She smiled down at CeCe. “Want a cup of tea or
bottle of juice?”
CeCe shook her head. “No thanks. Don’t want to get
my hands sticky.”
“How are the arrangements going for your party
tomorrow night?” Gabby asked Baby as she continued to cut out a
series of ornate frames.
Baby looked over at Gabby and grinned, her pixie
face suddenly all aglow.
“Fantastic! You-all know I’m using that new
caterer, Signature & Saffron, over on Magazine Street?”
“Mmn,” said Tandy squinting, “I’ve heard wonderful
things about them. They’re very avant-garde and chichi. Or at least that’s what I read in that fancy
magazine, New Orleans Today. So what
delightful little tidbits are in store for us, if I may be so bold
as to inquire?”
Delighted that she’d finally been asked, Baby’s
face lit up with anticipation. “For appetizers they’re doing
miniature crawfish cakes, andouille sausage bites, and scallop
ceviche. Doesn’t that all sound dreamy?”
“Are you serving the little crawfish cakes with
remoulade sauce like Liddy Bosco did a couple weeks ago?” asked
Tandy.
“No, honey, if I remember correctly, that was a
Creole remoulade that Liddy served,” Baby
pointed out. “Signature & Saffron is doing a French remoulade.”
“What’s the difference?” asked Gabby.
“Oh, the French remoulade has capers and anchovies
but is sans tomato sauce,” said Baby
conspiratorially. “And it’s got a much lighter touch. Effortless,
one might say.”
“Especially effortless if one is having the entire
gala affair catered,” said Tandy with a wry grin. She reached over
and patted Baby’s wrist just to let her know she was kidding, not
criticizing. “Then what about your main en trées, honey?” Tandy
asked. “What’cha gonna serve for that?”
Baby leaned back, clearly in heaven. “Tiny roasted
squab, sweet potato galette, pumpkin risotto, creamy coleslaw of
cabbage and jicama . . .”
The women all groaned in anticipation as Baby
ticked off her rather fantastic menu.
“I can’t wait, declared
Gabby. “Everything sounds simply divine.”
“Divine,” echoed Tandy, nodding her approval.
“ISN’T THIS A COZY LITTLE
GROUP,” PRONOUNCED the rather shrill voice of Ruby
Dumaine.
“Hello there, Ruby,” called Baby, looking up from
the scrapbook album she was putting together for her daughter.
“Long time no see.” Since she had just seen Ruby Dumaine at Jimmy
Earl Clayton’s funeral yesterday morning, her comment was obviously
intended to be humorous.
But Ruby Dumaine wasn’t laughing. Dressed in a suit
that could only be called crustacean coral, her face was set in a
grim mask that would have given even the statues on Easter Island
pause.
“Carmela,” Ruby called out in her loud bray, “I
have a serious emergency, and I need your help tout de suite.”
Carmela scrambled to the front of her store to see
what she could do for Ruby.
“I am in dire need of a guest book,” said Ruby,
rolling her eyes as though it was the most important thing in the
world. “Specifically for use by my dear daughter, Swan. Don’t you
know, so many folks will be dropping by our home over the next
couple days to congratulate her. In fact, we’re having a group of
people in tonight, then again on Sunday night after the big Bachus
parade.”
Carmela nodded, even as she grabbed four albums off
the shelf to show Ruby.
“And, of course,” continued Ruby, “we’ll be doing a
fancy barbecue Monday night, after everyone returns from watching
the Proteus parade. And then there’s the Pluvius queen candidate
luncheon on Tuesday.” She threw up her hands as though it was all
too much for her, though the smile of self-satisfaction on her face
said she was relishing every single moment.
“Of course,” said Carmela. She especially knew
about the Pluvius queen candidate luncheon. She’d designed the
place cards, after all.
“Any one of these albums should work beautifully
for you,” said Carmela as she laid them out carefully on the
counter.
Ruby Dumaine fingered the smaller of the four
albums, one with a brilliant purple satin cover and creamy pages
rimmed with a fine gold line. “This is nice . . .” she began.
The satin cover was a bright royal purple, the
purple of kings and queens and royal heraldic banners. Carmela had
chosen it specifically for Mardi Gras, since purple, green, and
gold were the official Mardi Gras colors. Purple for justice, green
for faith, and gold for power.
“This must be a very exciting time for Swan,”
offered Carmela as she watched Ruby deliberate.
Ruby turned wide eyes on her. “Exciting?” she
trumpeted as though Carmela had dared to trivialize the events
she’d just spoken of. “This is the most important thing that’s ever happened to us!”
“I’ll bet it is,” said Gabby pleasantly as she
brought two more albums to the front of the store for Ruby’s
perusal.
But Ruby Dumaine had already made up her mind. She
abruptly thrust the purple album into Carmela’s hands. “I’ll take
this one,” she said. “It should do very nicely.”
“What’s got into her?” asked Gabby as the door
closed behind Ruby Dumaine.
Carmela gave a quizzical smile.
“Mother-of-the-queen-candidate jitters?” She was amused to observe
that Ruby had also been wearing squatty little low-heeled shoes
that must have been dyed to perfectly match her suit. And that the
leather on one heel had split.
Gabby nodded knowingly. “You’re right. Must be
jitters. Wonder if I’ll be that nuts when I have a daughter?”
“You’ll probably keep the poor girl under lock and
key,” came Tandy’s voice from the back.
“No,” said Gabby, “but I know Stuart will.”
“I guess Shelby Clayton has dropped out as Pluvius
queen candidate,” said Tandy as she pushed her cropped photos
around, trying out different arrangements.
Baby slid one of the frames she’d punched out on
top of a photo and positioned it on a sheet of creamy paper that
had a background of tiny silver wedding bells. “It should be a
shoo-in for Ruby’s daughter then,” she murmured. “Oh well . .
.”
“Carmela,” said Tandy suddenly, “are you ever going to show us what you’re working on for
Saint Cyril’s?”

BABY TOOK OFF AT NOON TO HAVE
A FINAL powwow with her florist, but CeCe and Tandy stayed at
the store. Gabby fired up the toaster oven in the back room and
toasted bagels for everyone, while Carmela broke out a batch of
sour cherry cream cheese spread she’d whipped up a couple days
ago.
After the women had munched their bagels, they went
back to their scrapbooking projects. CeCe continued to doggedly
organize her photos while Tandy worked on her own album even as she
paid rapt attention to Carmela’s efforts on the Saint Cyril’s
scrapbook.
“I’m going to create an art montage for the
introduction page of the scrapbook,” Carmela explained to them. “A
kind of establishing visual that will set the tone all the way
through.” She fingered a nubby piece of paper. “I’ll start with
this five-by-seven-inch piece of beige paper, then stamp it in
brown sepia using this oversized rubber stamp that depicts an
architectural rendering.”
“Looks like the doorway to an Italian villa,” said
Tandy, peering over her glasses.
“Or a home in the Garden District,” suggested Gabby
enthusiastically. She had a serious case of
I-want-to-live-there.
“Actually, the design is taken from the front of a
Roman tomb,” said Carmela. “I’m hoping it will pass for one of the
family crypts in Saint Cyril’s.”
“Perfect,” breathed CeCe. “You could have fooled
me.”
“Okay,” said Carmela, “so first I stamp the
architectural rendering using brown ink so it looks like sepia.
Then I’m going to write over it using a copper ink.”
“What are you writing, honey?” asked Tandy, as
Carmela began writing in a flowing longhand.
“It’s a French inscription I found on one of the
old tombs at Saint Cyril’s,” said Carmela.
“Neat,” allowed Tandy. “What does it say?”
“Something about peace and eternal rest,” said
Carmela.
“Then what?” asked Gabby, fascinated.
“Now I take these dried acanthus leaves and tie
them at the top of the page with some metallic copper ribbon,” said
Carmela, as she punched two holes, then threaded the ribbon
through.
“Wow,” enthused Gabby, “the folks at Saint Cyril’s
are going to love this.”
“You think?” said Carmela. “But wait, I’m not done
yet.”
“What else?” asked Tandy.
“This finished piece gets mounted on this dark
reddish brown paper, which is just slightly larger. You see,” said
Carmela, “it gives it a sort of floating mat look. Then I paste
that onto a slightly larger ivory sheet of
paper with a deckled edge.”
“Wow,” said Tandy, impressed.
“It’s elegant and somber,” said Gabby, eyeing it
carefully, “but very scrapbooky.” She sounded slightly envious that
Carmela was able to put together such a pretty art montage with
seemingly little effort.
“Hey, everybody,” CeCe exclaimed suddenly, “I think
I’ve finally got my photos organized!”
Tandy stood up and arched her back in a leisurely
stretch. Her collage had actually worked out far better than she’d
hoped. Once she’d trimmed away the uninteresting backgrounds and
pieced together the shards of what was left, she got a pattern
going that was not unlike a stained-glass window. In fact, there
was real charm to the jumbled image.
“Isn’t this interesting,” commented Tandy as she
picked up one of the envelopes that CeCe had sorted photos into and
riffled through it.
“Those pictures are all from Bobby’s Tulane days,”
pointed out CeCe. “His birthday is in a couple weeks, so I thought
I’d pull together a bunch of mementos and stuff and make him a
little memory book. Bobby pretends to be so tough, but he’s really
sentimental as hell. You should see him . . . blubbering away at
weddings, funerals, football games . . . that sort of thing.”
CeCe had, indeed, pulled together a great many
photos of her husband, Bobby. Plus she’d thrown in clippings that
related to his fraternity days, an old homecoming button, and a
frayed blue ribbon he’d won at a state track meet.
“Darwin’s a big softy, too,” said Tandy, referring
to her own husband. “When he participates in those
catch-and-release fishing tournaments, he gets so upset if he can’t get the hook out clean,” said
Tandy as she continued to peer into the envelope. “If some poor
fish gets a torn lip or starts gasping and goes belly up, Darwin
really feels bad.”
“The strong but sensitive type,” grinned CeCe. “I
know what you mean.”
“You’re right about a memory book being a good
birthday present for him,” continued Tandy, “and what great stuff
you have to work with. Carmela, do you still have those brown
leather-looking photo corners?”
Carmela nodded as she worked. “I’m pretty sure we
do.”
“They’d look nice and masculine with all this
stuff,” said Tandy.
“I agree,” said Carmela. “Especially if CeCe chose
one of the old-fashioned photo albums with the black pages.”
“Oh, my gosh, would you look at this!” said Tandy
as she held up a photo and stared pointedly at it.
“Oh, that’s just one of Bobby’s old fraternity
pictures,” remarked CeCe. “Wasn’t he adorable? Wasn’t he
young?”
“Wasn’t Shamus in Phi Kappa Sigma?” asked Tandy
suddenly.
Carmela’s head spun around like a gopher popping up
out of a hole. “Yes, he was,” she replied as she paused in her
careful application of gold paint to the deckled edges of her
montage.
“Lord honey,” exclaimed Tandy excitedly, “I think
this fellow in the picture is Shamus. Come
over here and look for yourself.”
Frowning slightly, Carmela stood up and made her
way around the table.
“Right here,” said Tandy, pointing with a carefully
manicured index finger. “See the fellow with the silly grin,
standing behind the beer keg?”
Carmela peered at an old color Polaroid that was
starting to go orange with age. It was
Shamus. But seeing Shamus in the old photo didn’t surprise her half
as much as recognizing the young man who was posed next to him.
Because it was none other than Dace Wilcox!
The same Dace Wilcox who’d claimed he didn’t know
Shamus. Or even remember Shamus from the Pluvius krewe!
Why had Dace lied? Carmela
wondered. Was he trying to hide something, or
had he simply forgotten?
Gabby,” said Carmela suddenly. “You were at the
Pluvius den the other night. Do you remember seeing this man, Dace
Wilcox?”
Gabby came around the table and studied the
picture, cocking her head to one side. She nodded. “Yes, I know
Dace Wilcox. Or at least I’ve met him. And
he was there.”
“Talking to Shamus?”
Gabby thought for a moment. “Don’t think so.”
There followed a long moment so pregnant with
silence you could’ve heard a pin drop.
“Was he talking with Jimmy Earl?” asked
Carmela.
Gabby continued to study the old Polaroid of Shamus
and Dace, taken at the Phi Kappa Sigma fraternity at Tulane.
“I think I might have seen
the two of them talking,” said Gabby finally.
“Just so we’re absolutely clear on this, Gabby, you
saw Dace Wilcox talking with Jimmy Earl Clayton,” said
Carmela.
Gabby nodded her head again. “I’m pretty sure I saw
’em together.” Her brows knit together as she suddenly realized
what she’d just said. Then she added, “Just before the floats
rolled out of the den.”