Chapter 3
THE sun wasn’t up yet,
but something was making a dreadful racket.
Carmela lay in bed in a half-dream state, trying in
vain to figure out what was going on. Flag twirlers in spangled
uniforms and shiny white boots pranced in front of a green and
yellow float. Then the float ground to a halt, and a giant phone
was handed down to her.
What? Oh, oh. Phone, she
finally decided.
Carmela fumbled for the pale blue princess phone
she’d ripped from the wall in the butler’s pantry the day she’d
vacated Shamus’s home.
“Hello,” she croaked.
“Carmela.” The voice was a deep, languid
drawl.
Carmela uttered a sharp intake of breath. It was
the rat himself: Shamus.
“What?” she mumbled. Lifting her head, she peered
at the oversized dial on her vintage clock radio. It read a big
five-fifteen. She hadn’t slept more than six hours. No wonder she
felt tired and crabby.
“Are you insane?” Carmela groaned into the phone at
Shamus, already knowing the answer. “Because it’s so early the
birds aren’t awake. It’s so early the
morning shift of bartenders down on Bourbon
Street hasn’t come on yet.”
“Carmela, I need to talk to you.” Shamus’s voice
was soft yet insistent.
Carmela grimaced. She hated that soft, wheedling
tone. It drove her crazy and got to her practically every
time.
She closed her eyes, tried not to conjure up a
mental picture of him. It didn’t work. In her mind’s eye she could
still see Shamus. Tall, six feet two, and the proud possessor of a
lazy smile that tended to be devastating when he decided to turn it
up a notch or two. Shamus had a sinewy body, strong hands, flashing
brown eyes. And a soft accent. His mother hailed from Baton Rouge,
and he carried her soft-spoken ways.
“What about?” Carmela asked. She pretty much knew
what Shamus was going to say, but she didn’t feel like making it
easy for him. She swung her legs out of bed, hit the sisal rug,
scrubbed the bottoms of her feet back and forth across the
bristles, as though the rug were a loofah, and she could magically
rub some energy into herself. Positive energy that would fortify
her against Shamus.
“You heard what happened to Jimmy Earl Clayton?”
Shamus asked her.
“You know something, Shamus?” she told him. “I was
there. I was standing in front of the
French Market when the entire Pluvius parade ground to a halt and
the police had to lift the poor man down from his sea serpent
float.” Carmela didn’t know why she was suddenly so defensive, but
she couldn’t seem to help herself. When they were living together,
she’d always thought they brought out the best in each other. Now
that they were apart, Shamus most definitely brought out the worst
in her.
“You’re not going to believe this, Carmela,” Shamus
roared back, “but the police questioned me
last night. Me!” She could hear both anger and anxiety in his
voice.
“In fact, they held me at the police station until
almost two in the morning!”
“I’ve got news for you, Shamus, they came and
talked to me, too,” Carmela fired back.
“What?” said Shamus, genuinely stunned.
“When?”
“Last night,” she told him. “Around ten,
ten-thirty. They came to my apartment. The exceedingly small
apartment I was forced to move into after you unceremoniously
dumped me. The one I retreated to after your lovely sister ousted
me from our former home.”
“Carmela, we’ve been over this,” Shamus said
plaintively. “I didn’t dump you; I love you. You’re my wife.”
“Let’s see now,” she said. “Would that be your
have-and-to-hold-till-death-do-us-part wife? Or your
I’ll-get-back-to-you-when-I’m-good-and-ready wife?”
“Carmela.”
Oh man, she thought,
there’s that insidious, wheedling tone
again.
“Carmela,” repeated Shamus. “What did they want
with you?”
“They wanted to know if I’d seen you last night. I
told them I hadn’t seen your sorry ass since you stuffed your
argyle socks into your banjo case and boogied on out the
door.”
“Guitar. You know darn well I play guitar.”
“Sweetheart, I don’t care if you switched to a
cello and joined the Boston Symphony. The police wanted to know if
you were acquainted with Jimmy Earl Clayton.”
“What did you tell them?” asked Shamus.
“I told them everybody and his brother from here to
Shreveport was well acquainted with Jimmy Earl Clayton. The man was
your basic Southern boy mover and shaker. Rated several column
inches per week in the business section as well as a few mentions
in our somewhat questionable society pages. And I use that term
loosely, society being what it is today.”
“That’s it?”
“Of course that’s it, Shamus. I even gave you the
benefit of the doubt. I assumed you had absolutely nothing to do
with this.”
“You assumed right, darlin’.”
Darlin’.
“So what was it that prompted the police to come
knocking on my door then?” asked Carmela, more than a little
peeved.
“Nothing. I was taking pictures of the Pluvius
floats, for Christ sake. I suppose I was in the wrong place at the
wrong time, that sort of thing.”
“And you just happened to snap a few photos of the
sea serpent float,” said Carmela.
“Yes.”
“That’s it?”
“Of course, that’s it,” said Shamus. He paused.
“Well, I might of had words with Jimmy Earl.”
“Words,” Carmela repeated.
“Yes, words,” Shamus said crossly.
“What exactly did you say to Jimmy Earl?” asked
Carmela.
“What does it matter what I said?” Shamus answered
in a huff. “It was nothing. Just because something happened to
Jimmy Earl Clayton later on, doesn’t mean it had anything to do
with me. I’m truly sorry the man is dead, but I can assure you, I
had nothing to do with it.”
A tiny pinprick of heat slowly ignited behind
Carmela’s eyes. It spread into her forehead and set her nerves to
jangling. Carmela knew what was happening. She was getting one of
her Shamus headaches. They swept over her whenever he acted this
way. Belligerent, aggressive, manipulative. In other words, your
typical Southern male.
“I have to go, Shamus,” she told him. “Nice talkin’
to you. Bye-bye.” Carmela slapped the phone back in its cradle,
flopped back into bed. She lay on her back, staring up at the
lazily spinning ceiling fan.
Just when you think you’re
safe, she thought to herself. Just when you
think your heart won’t hurt again. What was it the tin man said
when Dorothy was about to leave Oz and fly back home to Kansas?
“Now I know I’ve really got a heart because I can feel it
breaking.”
Carmela pulled the covers over her head. Did she
want to be married to this clod, or should she go ahead and get
that divorce? Which was it going to be? Door number one or door
number two?
Carmela lay there trying to release the tension
from her body. If she could just relax and clear her head. Maybe
catch a couple more hours of sleep . . .
Nope. No way, nohow. Try as she might, counting
sheep, counting her chickens before they were hatched, counting on
her own resourcefulness, she couldn’t fall back to sleep. That
vision of Jimmy Earl Clayton being dropped from the float and laid
out on the pavement seemed burned in her memory. It played over and
over in her head like a bad news bulletin on CNN.
Do the police really think
Shamus had something to do with it?
She shook her head in disgust. Preposterous. Shamus may be a louse, he might even turn
out to be a sneaky two-timing bum, but no way is he a
killer.
Carmela pulled herself out of bed, crept to the
little kitchen, brewed a pot of nice, strong, chicory coffee.
Scrounging one of yesterday’s beignets, she went out to sit in the
courtyard. Wisely, Boo remained tucked in her cozy little dog bed,
the L.L.Bean version that had cost way more than Carmela’s down
comforter.
The sun, just beginning to peep over the crumbling
brick wall that separated her little slice of the world from the
rest of the French Quarter, felt warm on her shoulders. The steady
drip-drip of the fountain was somehow reassuring.
Sipping her coffee, Carmela tried to banish
thoughts of Shamus from her mind.
Begone, she commanded, as
she let her eyes take in the beauty of the courtyard garden. The
wrought-iron benches, the lush thickets of bougainvillea, the old
magnolia tree dripping with lacy fronds of Spanish moss. Against
the brick wall, tender green shoots of cannus peeped up through the
dirt, and tendrils of tuberose curled on gnarled pine trellises
that had been cut and woven by hand more than a hundred years
ago.
There was a powerful amount of history here in the
French Quarter, Carmela told herself as she took a fortifying sip
of hot coffee. Which would make it a logical place to begin one’s
life anew.