Chapter 4
“KETAMINE,” exclaimed
Gabby. “What on earth is ketamine?” She stared at Tandy Bliss in
wide-eyed amazement.
Tandy had shown up promptly at ten o’clock. A
packet of photos that showcased two of her grandchildren,
wide-eyed, grubby-faced, and cooing over last night’s Pluvius
parade, were clutched in her hot little hands. Carmela figured
Tandy must have hit the one-hour photo mill at first light.
“Sweetie,” said Tandy, obviously enjoying her
inside track, “don’t you ever watch Sixty
Minutes? Haven’t you ever heard of club
drugs?”
Gabby shrugged. The only clubs she was familiar
with were the boisterous, rollicking clubs in the French Quarter.
Jasmine’s, Dr. Boogie’s, Moon Glow. She assumed some drug
trafficking went on there. But didn’t it go on most everywhere
now?
“Ketamine as in Special K,” explained Tandy. “It’s
the stuff kids are always OD’ing on at raves.”
“Oh,” said Gabby as understanding began to dawn.
“Come to think of it, I have heard of
Special K. And raves. Aren’t those like . . .” She searched for the
right words. “. . . . unauthorized parties
for high school kids?”
“More like illegal,”
snapped Tandy.
Standing behind the counter, listening intently,
Carmela gave an involuntary shudder. How on earth did something
like that connect with Jimmy Earl? Or
Shamus, she mentally added. Or
Shamus.
“Here’s the thing,” said Tandy as she waggled her
index finger and moved closer to the counter. Carmela and Gabby,
fascinated by her words, leaned in to listen, even though no one
else was in the shop yet. “Poor Jimmy Earl had a whopping dose of
this Special K stuff in his bloodstream.”
The news of Jimmy Earl’s death had made front-page
headlines in the New Orleans
Times-Picayune, though the story that followed was short, with
very few details. Carmela knew it was only a matter of time,
however, before a mix of rumors and truth concerning Jimmy Earl’s
demise would spread like wildfire throughout the city.
Gabby frowned. “Isn’t too much of that stuff like
poison ? Where did you hear this?” she
demanded. “And are you sure it was ketamine?”
“Darlings,” Tandy’s hyperthyroidal eyes got even
bigger, “I heard it first-person from CeCe Goodwin, Darwin’s
sister-in-law.” Darwin was Tandy’s husband. “I’m not sure you-all
know this,” continued Tandy, “but CeCe is a nurse over at Saint
Ignatius. And,” she added triumphantly, “she just happened to be on
duty last night when Jimmy Earl Clayton was brought in to the
emergency room, all pale and white on a stretcher!”
That level of confirmation was good enough for
Gabby. “Wow,” she breathed. “Do they know how he overdosed? I mean,
it was an overdose that killed him, right?
Or did someone . . . what? Put it in his drink?”
“Nobody’s saying anything about that yet,” said
Tandy. “Of course, it’s possible Jimmy Earl could have taken the
drugs himself. He did have a slight
tendency to overdo.”
Slight tendency, thought
Carmela, now there’s an understatement .
She recalled seeing Jimmy Earl Clayton at a Garden District party
one night doing the macarena on top of someone’s Louis XVI table,
stoned out of his mind. Then there were his so-called after work
“martini races” at Beltoine’s. Those were legendary. And he’d once
tossed his cookies on the eighteenth green at the Belvedere Country
Club in full view of the clubhouse after he’d imbibed in a few too
many bourbons. No, she thought, Jimmy Earl Clayton hadn’t been just a social drinker; he
had darn near achieved professional status.
“I’m sure the police will explore all
possibilities,” continued Tandy. “They’re extremely clever when it comes to things like
toxicology screening and forensic tests.” Tandy talked as though
she’d just earned a master’s degree in criminal justice. “They can
run tests that narrow everything down to the nth degree,” she
added.
Carmela listened intently to Tandy. That was
exactly what the police had told her last night when they revealed
that Jimmy Earl had been poisoned. No wonder
Shamus had been heartsick and worried this morning, thought
Carmela. Being accused of such a heinous crime.
And poor Jimmy Earl. Dead from an overdose of a drug that was
popular, easy to obtain, and so very lethal.
Still, there was no way Shamus
would ever have been involved.
Jimmy Earl had so loved to party, Carmela mused. So
there was that possibility. It wouldn’t be the first time a
white-collar business type had been caught using drugs. Just look
at the popularity of cocaine. It was not only rampant these days,
cocaine was most often the drug du jour
among executives. Jimmy Earl could have just as easily developed a
taste for club drugs. It happened. God knows, it happened.
On the other hand, Jimmy Earl was also a high-test
financier. He was one of the senior partners in Clayton Crown
Securities. Clayton Crown was one of the few independently owned
brokerage firms left in New Orleans, and they handled millions,
maybe billions, in stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and corporate
financing. They also engineered mergers and acquisitions. Shamus
had mentioned Clayton Crown on more than one occasion and had
obviously had a lot of respect for them. In fact, Clayton Crown was
considered a major player in New Orleans.
But as head of a prominent company like that, it
was also possible Jimmy Earl had courted a few enemies over the
years. Sooner or later, investors lost money, mergers went sour,
financing fell through.
The question was, would someone have gone so far as
to kill Jimmy Earl? Carmela thought about
this for moment, didn’t come up with anything definitive. That
would be a good question for Miss Cleo’s Psychic Hotline, she
decided.
“What happened to the float?” Carmela asked Tandy
as an afterthought.
“Impounded,” said Tandy. “Apparently, poor Jimmy
Earl really choked down a megadose so they’re checking everybody out.”
The tightness in Carmela’s chest loosened a
notch.
“So . . .” said Gabby, unwilling to let the issue
of Jimmy Earl Clayton’s death go, “they are
surmising that someone put ketamine in his drink?”
“Honey, nobody knows for sure yet,” said Tandy.
“But I’m not surprised that Jimmy Earl ingested so much,” she
sniffed. “Given the way most of those men tipple all that whiskey.”
Tandy gave a tight nod of her curly head, then headed for the back
table to work on what would be her fourteenth scrapbook.
“GABBY, THIS COULDN’T BE OUR
LAST SHEET of purple foil.” Carmela stood at the paper cabinet,
pulling open drawers, riffling though stacks of colored paper. She
was feeling slightly discombobulated by Tandy’s news as well as her
obvious excitement over all the gory details.
Gabby looked up from the counter. “I think it is.
Didn’t you order more?”
Purple, green, and gold were the official colors of
Mardi Gras, and Carmela knew that, over the next few weeks,
everybody and his brother would be looking for those specific
colors when they put together scrapbooks to showcase their Mardi
Gras photos.
“I ordered a ream of foil paper. What’s happened to
it?”
Gabby frowned as though trying to recall. “I think
Baby bought a hundred sheets for wrapping party favors. Then, the
other day, while you were at lunch, some of the people from the
Isis krewe came in and bought a whole bunch more. What with your
regulars . . .” Gabby’s voice trailed off uncertainly.
“I get the picture,” said Carmela. “But we’re going
to need more. Pronto.”
“Can you put an order in?” Gabby asked as she stood
at the counter, arranging packets of foil stickers.
“I’ll place an order on-line,” Carmela assured her.
“That way we’ll get free shipping, and the order should be
processed today.”
“Good.” Gabby looked up as the bell over the door
sounded. “Oh, hi there,” she said as Baby walked in, accompanied by
one of her spectacularly beautiful daughters.
“You remember Dawn, don’t you, everybody?” asked
Baby as she proudly thrust her daughter in front of her. Dawn
possessed the same classic features as her mother, but at
twenty-five was a far younger and perkier version.
“Of course,” said Carmela, greeting her warmly.
“And this is Gabby, my assistant.”
“Hello,” said Dawn pleasantly as she pushed back a
tendril of golden blond hair. “Hi, Tandy,” she waved a hand toward
the back of the store.
“Hi, sweetie,” replied Tandy, barely looking up
from her stack of photos.
“You heard about Jimmy Earl?” asked Baby.
Everybody nodded.
“Tragic,” breathed Baby, “simply tragic.”
“Tandy’s husband’s sister-in-law was there,” said
Gabby. It was a tangled reference, but Baby and Dawn seemed to pick
up on it right away and nod expectantly.
“She was right there in the emergency room when
Jimmy Earl was brought in,” finished Gabby with great
enthusiasm.
Baby cranked her patrician brows up a notch and
turned to study Tandy. “You don’t say,” she murmured. “Was the poor
fellow still alive, do you know?”
“Dead as a doornail,” said Tandy as she flipped
through her stack of photos like playing cards.
“I heard they found drugs in his bloodstream,”
volunteered Dawn.
“Ketamine,” called Tandy from the back, not wanting
her inside information to be overshadowed by anyone else.
“Such a sad business,” said Baby. “I think I’ll
make a crab étouffée to take over to Rhonda Lee.” Rhonda Lee was
Jimmy Earl’s wife. Technically his widow now. “What do you think,
honey?” She turned to Dawn.
“Crab’s good,” said Dawn.
“You know, the Claytons only live a few blocks
away,” Baby added. “It just goes to show you never know when or
where tragedy’s going to strike.” There were murmurs of agreement
from the women, then Baby shook her head as if to clear it. “On a
happier note, I was telling Dawn about the wedding scrapbook pages
you showed us yesterday.”
“Ya’ll know I just got married this past fall,”
said Dawn, brightening immediately. “To Buddy Bodine of the Brewton
Creek Bodines. And I still haven’t got my
reception pictures in any semblance of order. Mama did my wedding
album, of course, but these . . .” She sighed dramatically and held
up a large fabric-covered box that presumably contained a jumble of
reception photos. “I thought maybe ya’ll could help,” she finished
with a pleading note.
“You thought right,” said Carmela, draping an arm
around Dawn’s shoulders and leading her to the table in back. “In
fact I just got a load of new albums and
papers in. Here . . .” Carmela got Dawn and Baby seated at the
table, then moved to a flat file cabinet and slid open a drawer.
Drawing out an album with a thick cover of cream-colored, nubby
paper embossed with tiny hearts, she passed it over to them.
Dawn fingered the thick paper. “I adore this cover, it’s so tactile.”
“That’s because the paper’s handmade,” Baby quickly
pointed out.
“And I absolutely love the
almond color,” said Dawn, “it’s so much more elegant than just
plain old pasty white. And those little hearts are perfect. So romantic.”
“I’ve got some great papers, too,” said Carmela,
smiling at Dawn’s over-the-top enthusiasm. “Some are mulberry,
handmade in Japan. One even has cashmere fibers woven in.”
CARMELA HAD ALMOST FORGOTTEN
ABOUT Jimmy Earl’s demise by the time Donna Mae Dupres walked
in to her shop. A rail-thin little woman in her sixties with a
tangle of gray hair, it was rumored that, in her youth, Donna Mae
Dupres had been wilder than seven devils. But whatever mischief she
had wrought and hearts she had broken had now been replaced by
matronly decorum, for Donna Mae Dupres was a tireless fund-raiser
and chairman of Saint Cyril’s Cemetery Preservation Society.
Saint Cyril’s, like all the ancient cemeteries in
New Orleans, had been built aboveground back in the late 1700s.
With constant outbreaks of yellow fever killing off large numbers
of the population, early settlers had still found it nearly
impossible to bury the bodies of their dead in the ground. The city
of New Orleans, it seemed, was situated a good six feet below sea level. So the water table had a nasty
habit of eventually returning their loved ones to them. An
alternative method was hastily and cleverly devised. The
aboveground tomb.
Carmela had been commissioned by Saint Cyril’s
Preservation Society to design a history scrapbook commemorating
this historic old cemetery with its whitewashed tombs, historic
monuments, and black wrought-iron gates. Quite a creative coup and
the first commercial scrapbook project
she’d ever received.
“Look what someone just donated, dear,” said Donna
Mae, handing a yellowed and tattered brochure to Carmela. “It’s the
program for the dedication of Saint Cyril’s back in 1802.”
Carmela accepted the fragile program. From the
condition of the faded, half-shredded paper, it had obviously been
forgotten for decades in someone’s old trunk. And, over the past
hundred years, it had been subjected to all manner of heat, mildew,
mold, and insects.
“I’ll get this treated with archival preserving
spray right away,” Carmela promised. “Like some of us, it doesn’t
need any more age on it.”
“We located a few more black-and-white photos,
too,” said Donna Mae, handing over a large manila envelope.
“And I asked some of the older folks to write down
their recollections, just as you suggested.”
“Wonderful,” said Carmela. “That way this scrapbook
can be an interesting amalgam of photos, news clippings, and
written history.”
Donna Mae beamed. “And you’ll have a sample page or
two to show the committee by the end of next week?”
“Count on it,” Carmela assured her.
“Isn’t that a coincidence,” remarked Tandy as the
door closed on Donna Mae Dupres. Tandy’s eyes sparkled, and a
curious smile occupied her thin face.
“What is?” asked Carmela.
“You’re creating a scrapbook for Saint Cyril’s,”
said Tandy, nodding at the packet of photos in Carmela’s
hands.
“Yes,” said Carmela slowly, still wondering what
coincidence Tandy was referring to.
“And the Clayton family plot is in Saint Cyril’s,”
continued Tandy. “That’s where poor Jimmy Earl will be laid to
rest.”
CARMELA WAS HUNCHED OVER HER
IMAC IN her little office at the back of the store when Gabby
poked her head in.
“Jekyl Hardy’s on the phone,” Gabby announced. She
looked at the computer screen. “You got the order in okay?”
Yes, mouthed Carmela as she
picked up the phone. “Jekyl, hey there,” said Carmela.
Jekyl Hardy was a whirling dervish of a man who,
for the better part of the year, made his living as an art and
antiques consultant. When Mardi Gras rolled around, however, you
could usually find Jekyl Hardy at the Pluvius or Nepthys dens,
where he served as head designer and float builder for both krewes.
Lean and wiry, dark hair pulled snugly into a ponytail, Jekyl Hardy
was usually attired in all black. And since he was constantly
overbooked, Jekyl was generally in a state of high anxiety
throughout Mardi Gras—at least until the last beads were tossed and
the queens were crowned on the final Tuesday night.
“Carmela, my most darling and favorite of all
people,” came his intense voice at the other end of the phone. “Do
you know your name was mentioned in passing regarding our fair
city’s latest brouhaha?”
“What are you talking about, Jekyl?” She had a
pretty good guess as to what Jekyl meant but still held out a faint
glimmer of hope it might be something else.
“I’m referring to the untimely demise of Jimmy Earl
Clayton,” said Jekyl. “My phone’s been ringing off the hook. As you
know, I’m doing the decorations for the Pluvius Ball next Tuesday
night.” He paused dramatically. “And now there’s a slight rumble
the ball may be canceled altogether.”
“Out of respect for poor Jimmy Earl?” asked
Carmela.
“I suppose that would be the general idea,” said
Jekyl. “Although, from what I’ve heard about Jimmy Earl, the man
didn’t garner all that much respect when he was alive.” Jekyl Hardy
cackled wickedly, pleased with his offbeat brand of gallows humor.
“But, Carmela, this nasty innuendo about your ex,” Jekyl continued.
“Very, very bad. Word on the street is that Shamus is suspect
numero uno, the odds-on favorite for the moment.”
“Not my favorite,” replied
Carmela.
“I admit it’s all circumstantial,” said Jekyl. “On
the other hand, Shamus does posses a fairly famous temper and has
been known to dip his beak in the demon rum. It’s a fairly damning
combination. I mean, I was running around
like a chicken with its head cut off last night, trying to get the
damn floats out the door, and I still
noticed Shamus staggering around, sucking down hurricanes like they
were Pepsi Colas.”
“Shamus always does that at Mardi Gras,” said
Carmela. “Hell, Jekyl, the whole of New Orleans does.”
“Point well taken,” agreed Jekyl. “The question is,
what’s to be done now? What kind of damage control can you
engineer?”
“There’s nothing to do,” said Carmela. “Except let
the police do their job. I’m sure they’ll blow off all the nasty
rumors and innuendos soon enough and get on with their job.”
“Which is?” said Jekyl.
“Figuring out who really
did away with poor Jimmy Earl Clayton,” responded Carmela. “Or,
rather, I should say determine how he died. Since nothing’s really
been proven yet.”
“Carmela,” gushed Jekyl Hardy, “you’re such a
linear thinker. I absolutely adore that
aspect of your brain. Me, I’m far too right brain. Just not enough
balance between the cerebrum and the cerebellum, I guess. Or does
it all take place in the cerebral cortex? I can’t remember. Anyway,
next question. What lucky gent is squiring you to the Marseilles
Ball this evening?”
“No one,” said Carmela. “I’m not going.”
“But, darlin’, you have your beauteous costume all
figured out!” protested Jekyl.
Carmela grinned. To pass up a Mardi Gras ball was
heresy for a Mardi Gras fanatic like Jekyl Hardy.
“Well,” blustered Jekyl, “you most definitely
are going, and don’t bother trying to
weasel your way out of it. You’ll go with me.”
“I don’t think so—” protested Carmela.
“Mm-mn, case closed,” declared Jekyl over her
protests. “I’ll meet you in the lobby of the Hotel Babbit at eight
o’clock sharp. Okay?”
“Okay,” sighed Carmela.
“And you are wearing that
delightful black-and-gold creation, correct?”
Carmela sighed again. “If you say so.” She wasn’t
sure she wanted to go flouncing into one of the biggest Mardi Gras
parties of the year with her décolletage in plain sight while her
soon-to-be-ex-husband was being speculated on so freely. On the
other hand . . . what could she do? Shamus was surely innocent,
right?